#why is this so real

[dearllorenna]

Theo: british people are ridiculous, infamous and devastatingly horrible. I would never-

*Lenore and Annabel talking in the kitchen*

Theo: they're everywhere...

*Lenore drink a cup of tea*

Theo: and they're contagious...

#I needed to make another one like this #why is this so real #annabel being a snobby brit with theo is my roman empire #annabel lee nevermore #lenore nevermore #nevermore webtoon #annabel lee is such an icon #annabel lee x lenore #annabel lee whitlock #nevermore webcomic #lenore the cute little dead girl #lenore vandernacht #nevermore incorrect quotes #theo nevermore #they have me at their feet

[politesper]

a friend of mine finished bingeing haruhi and then sent this to me out of nowhere.

#i’m losing my mind #they’ve almost got his voice down completely #why is this so real #ੈ♙‧₊˚ → ooc : post ─ ᴇsᴘᴇʀ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ʀᴏᴛ ❞

[cr1msondll]

A great day to have these eyes.

#hayden christensen #this is a girlblog #girlblogging #too real #why is this so real #theyre so cute #twinnem

[getsusekaii]

Yuji, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Nobara, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Megumi: what the fuck are you guys doing? Yuji: playing systemic oppression

#✦ ・ rubii is a gem #bro im crying #why is this so real

[alphie-in-the-sky]

#sleep #why is this so real #r/aspiememes #adhd memes #me irl

[pre1ude]

Which "-core" aesthetic are you?

scenecore

yes! it is you, the emo kid! you're probably nonbinary, and if you're not, you dedicate your life to destroying gender roles. you like to think you're edgy, but you're also kinder than you think. you're generally very accepting with people, and are the number one (1) hater of cringe culture. you dream of tearing down this judgemental society with your bare hands, but for now you'll just vibe with your music. soon, though... soon.

Tagged by: @pessimistics

Tagging: @chromatiica @comicbookcreature @s4ints (hob, i need to know if there's dadcore or something on there) @vilestblood (betting on goth or vampire 🤞) @sunrisemuses (dean and molly 🥺)

#➻ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐀 —《musings.》 #(dash games.) #i fuckin hate it here 😭 #why is this so real #you try and make someone feel like shit for liking something innocent within dan's earshot and die of a lung embolism #and no he isn't enby but very confused about gender roles nonetheless #so he has SOME spirit

[charamchadoo]

Theo: So what are your political beliefs?  Soul: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

#why is this so real #soul #theo #incorrect p1h #incorrect p1harmony

[lucespeaks]

i ???? always ????? want??? you???? when ???? i’m ????? finally???? fine????

#mitski #i bet on losing dogs #why is this so real #cant stop thinking about her #send help

[franeridart]

more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ?? #i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho…………….. #what was that man even thinking………………….

[gothicrocks]

You know when ur writing some actual good shit and then all of a sudden imposter syndrome kicks the door in and says:

"𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊, 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍?"

#imposter syndrome #writeblr #writer memes #tired of this shit #why is this so real #why

[crowlore]

we lost the plot on “slur reclamation” the second people started boldly claiming once they personally reclaim one nobody else is allowed to have negative feelings about it. speaking as a self identified faggot i wouldn’t go around telling people faggot isn’t a slur just because i like to call myself one..and yet in 2024 we’re still seeing people raked over the coals for saying “call yourself whatever you want but i don’t want to be called queer” like where is the basic respect. childish behavior.

#why does someone else not wanting to reclaim a slur impact your ability to do so like be real

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[liorlen]

gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that

#bloodweave #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work #but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked #tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like #first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful #and I rushed to find the most useless object I could #thank you Komira you’re a real one #also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times #also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Vanny cooked too hard with M.X.E.S,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #mxes #fnaf gregory #glamrock freddy #fnaf #security breach #fnaf ruin #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #why does mxes look like that #TBH I actually like how MXES is based off a hare giving em this more angular look #but then also some angles just feel like he’s mewing #MXES MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥 #I also like the idea Vanny made mxes #so it’s like he’s taking back the whole ‘rabbit aesthetic’ for herself #Vanny’s real answer is she thought he looked cool BAHA

[xob1tchs]

#this is… #the best thing ever #why is this so real #IM HOWLING 😭😭😩

[solarwreathe]

when he finds out you pirated his gloomdredger

#tears of the kingdom #totk #yiga #totk link #totk fanart #loz #legend of zelda fanart #totk yiga #tears of the kingdom fanart #link #serving shadow temple realness #so little yiga/link out there so it's up to me #why yes I did like ghiralink back in the day. how could you tell