#wilbur weston

[jimintomystery]

WILBUR!

F'N!

WESTON!

#mary worth #wilbur weston #estelle (does she even have a last name?) #westelle 4eva

[beachbummrr]

u click on a sinjin drowning video and its a 50/50 chance they mention wilbur soot or alfie deyes

#weston: they know what an arg is! wilbur soot did one! 😁 #he did that exact smile

[doveyeellie]

@ austin WE NEED WESTON AT THIS LOH

#like idk how hes gonna do it BUT ADD HIK TO THE DAMN GC #he was in Wilbur's one #but was that a platonic or am i not remembering right? #anyways i gen think that if weston hasan austin george and tommy are in a call they world will explode #^I NEVER FORGOT ABOUT WESTON AND TOMMY AT VIDCON THEY WERE BFFS

[xplainthexmen]

In which Gambit does Stardust; Wilbur Weston holds no one’s redemption; Gambit is unequivocally bisexual; Lucifer is kinda goofy; and we still don’t know what’s in the box.

X-PLAINED:

Family businesses

Gambit vol. 2 #1-4

What Gambit’s been up to

Some peculiar parallels

Father Miguel Bonavita

Sister Katrina

Father Marcelo

A box

Tante Mattie Baptiste

Olivier Stoker and/or Lucifer

Fancy captions

The Cross of Redemption

Anielle, who may or may not Hanael and may or may not also be a fallen star and/or angel

Gambit’s subconscious

Octopus Gambit

The Grigori

Sibyl

Cerberus

Wormwood

Pew surfing

CyberFork

Spitting locusts, sadly

A bad take on the trolley problem

An ambiguous ending

A pecular transition

Genre displacement

Warlock as a form of art

Elon Musk’s closest X-villain analog

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[joshreads]

tfw you contemplate your ex-husband, wilbur weston, with icy contempt

[brett-is-afraid]

whats your favorite ship for every dsmp cc? n/a is acceptable

I'll just list through all the ones I have an answer for :)

Dream

Corpsewastaken

George

Quacknotfound

Sapnap

Quacknap, karlnapity, dreamnap

Bad

Skephalo, Puffy x Bad

Tommy

Tubboinnit, schlattinnit

Punz

Punznap, kunz

Tubbo

Enderbees

Fundy

Fundachu, fundbur

Purpled

Q x Purpled

Wilbur

Nikibur, jackbur, poly Lovejoy

Schlatt

Schlatt x Hasan, Schlackity, Ted x Schlatt, Schlattwig, Pantschlatt, Schlatt x Weston

Skeppy

Skephalo, Skeppy x Sapnap

Jack

Jackbur, nikifold

Niki

Nikifold, fundachu, tomachu, nikibur

Karl

Charl, Beast polycule, honkity

Phil

Philbur, Phil x Kristin

Connor

Pantschlatt

Puffy

Puffy x Bad, Puffy x Wilbur

Ranboo

Enderbees

Foolish

Quackish, Tina x Foolish

Slime

Chuckle Sandwich ot3

Eryn

Eryn x Tubbo

Tina

Tinarae, pokitina, Tina x Corpse, Tina x Foolish

Quackity

Quackwastaken, Q x Jimmy, honkity, quacknotfound, schlackity (pretty much all)

#rpf #rpf safe #pro rpf #asks #poppytwt #poppyblr #brett speaks #cccharlieirl

[smaragdine]

[Intro: GeorgeNotFound] Oh, I see it (Make it 19, baby) Okay Mmm, no No, okay? I- I don't think that's going to happen I don't think that's going to happen (Oh Dream!) Cool idea

[Chorus] I just spoke to TommyInnit He said, "Give me a goddamn minute" I said, "Bitch, two posts, one month?" George, pass me the blunt I paid for the dick, not a fucking manhunt (Language!) GeorgeNotClothed, Clay balls exposed "Tommy, are we the bad guys?" Wilbur, sit on my nodes I only date bad guys with the good halos (I lost, dude!)

[Verse 1] Schlatt got stacks, he bought me a 'fit He said I looked good, so I gave him a kiss In my maid 'fit, cute as a daisy Bitches be like (Help, my pussy's gone crazy!)

[Verse 2] I be in the chat like cJerk (Ugh) George on the OF, no shirt Karl wants to send my ass to the moon So I took a little pic, put that shit on zoom

[Bridge] I'll take a pic Show me the nips (Oh) Bitch, I'll take the pic (Ooh) Dream laugh like, "eeaugh" Schlatt laughs like, "aha ha ha"

You might also like Catherine Obvious Weston Koury

[Chorus] I just spoke to TommyInnit He said, "Give me a goddamn minute" I said, "Bitch, two posts, one month?" George, pass me the blunt I paid for the dick, not a fucking manhunt (Language!) GeorgeNotClothed, Clay balls exposed "Tommy, are we the bad guys?" Wilbur, sit on my nodes I only date bad guys with the good halos (I lost, dude!)

[Verse 3] I paid Gogy five hundred dollars He called me on Skype (Ugh, poggers) Sapnap and Dream, you got a room for me? I got a maid dress, and I'll clean for free

[Outro] Tubbo cut his hair, anybody see that? I think it looks good, Tubbo Stay safe out there, man! You're awesome And George, post on your OnlyFans, goddammit I just want one post Where you are- are- You don't even have to be naked I just want you to- I just want- I just want the username to be GeorgeNotClothed

[crookedrussiancam]

I WILL FIGHT YOU - Mary Worth

Our hosts discuss the soap opera newspaper comic strip Mary Worth and Annie proves the fact that Wilbur Weston is the worst man in comics.

Annie recommends The Comics Curmudgeon and Mary Worth and Me. Mary Worth can be found online at King Features Syndicate's Comics Kingdom.

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[vapemaster42069]

yeah mumbo is like. wilbur height, around 6’5 to 6’6 iirc. AND wildly more built than you’d think. he looks like his name would be Weston or something

yea its so jarring to look at his film channel bc it has his whole-ass name on it lmao. i always expected smth like. extremely biritish and posh

bro is terrifying

#pickle answers

[pangenttechnologies]

Mary Worth (11/20/19)

#PT #Leslie #Mary Worth #Not a Cipher #estelle #wilbur weston

[ewzzy]

Inspired by the beauty of the worst dude Wilbur getting stranded on a desert island.

#mary worth #wilbur weston

[jimintomystery]

The Wilbur Experience

I was thinking about Mary Worth when I had a brainstorm, so I guess now I have to actually discuss the Wilbur Saga.

I've always wanted to explain Wilbur Weston, the self-absorbed, cringey nebbish that often needs Mary Worth's advice. Sometimes I'll look up months-old comic strips in an attempt to find one that perfectly encapsulates the Wilbur experience. But no single installment can really summarize what a bad boyfriend he is for Estelle, or why they had a karaoke battle, or how misguided it was to propose to her.

Anyway, this week Wilbur got drunk and fell off of a cruise ship.

Ironic Mary Worth fandom is having a lot of fun with the drawn-out reveal of Wilbur's fate. (He went overboard in Sunday's strip, and as of Thursday we still don't even know if he survived the fall.) If you've been following along for at least a few months, this crisis feels like an amazing climax to drama that started when Wilbur threw a fit about Estelle's cat. But without that context, this week's strips seem pretty bland and procedural, despite the life-or-death danger. Very little happens from day to day, and yet I impatiently await each day's installment.

So it finally occurred to me that this isn't a bug, it's a feature. For all that I question Karen Moy's storytelling decisions, I finally realize that she understands her medium and the pacing it demands. Each Mary Worth strip is designed to give you just enough to chew on for 24 hours, until you get the next one. Binging a lot of them at once doesn't have the same impact, because you don't spend as much time wondering what's going to happen next. Granted, that daily suspense isn't particularly gripping in Gil Thorpe or Rex Morgan, MD. But Mary Worth solves that problem with its array of garbage characters, led by the king garbage man-baby of them all.

In effect, the true Wilbur experience is not as much what happens in the comics themselves, but the time you spend between the comics thinking about what a jackass he is. Now, that isn't to say that the audience response is more meaningful than the original work. On the contrary, I've just begun to recognize that Mary Worth is perfectly crafted to maximize that response.

#mary worth #wilbur weston #comic strips #this line of thought applies to some other things i follow #but it'd be distracting to get into all of that here #and wilbur is a more fun example of what i'm getting at #fwiw i think he'll survive #but we'll have to wait and see #keep watching the skies...er seas

[wooteena]

out of all side careers i never would have guessed a bunch of minecraft streamers to pick music

#mcyt #mcyt meme #wilbur soot #technoblade #weston koury #dreamwastaken #mcytblr

[doveyeellie]

wilbur will finally get his revenge for his love or host being sabotazed by tommy

#the last wilbur loh was sooo funny #liek weston made things sooo much funnier OMG he needs to be in tommys loh like FR

[berenstein]

THIS IS DREAM SMP The essential tracks, all in one playlist.

#1k* #2k* #3k* #mcyt #dream smp #georgenotfound #dream #quackity #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #technoblade #sleepy bois inc #karl jacobs #weston koury #sinjin drowning #mine* #LOL this was fun to make #theres kind of too much going on but. whatever !!! i enjoyed making it so. here we are #anyway if i got any of the lyrics wrong dont tell me i dont want to know #and sorry some of the gifs are kind of fast :[

[miaclemeverett]

Oh no, I'm not watching, what has Wilbur done to poor Aksel?

i clipped it because it was so funny 😭

transcript below i tried my best

[Aksel is watching a TikTok of a person looking directly at the camera and saying, deadpan: "You don't know where I've been. Where I come from. I coulda seen a hundred ice cream cakes made like that. I haven't. But I could have."]

Aksel: Listen. I mean this in the nicest way possible. I love Wilbur Soot. But this is like the energy that I get every time I talk to him in real life. This is what it's like to have a conversation with him, this is how he looks at you and this is how he talks and it's the scariest fucking thing ever.

[Aksel watches the TikTok person again who menacingly says, "How the hell would you know?"]

Aksel: Like I've literally, I went to dinner with Wilbur Soot one time and I swear to god, he was sitting across from me, looking at me exactly like this and talking to me exactly like this. [cackles] And when we went to Hibachi, [cackles] he asked Weston [British accent] "how do you know me?" And it was literally like this [gestures at the TikTok]. And Weston was like, "I dunno Wilbur, you're pretty-you're pretty well-known."

#wilbur soot #aksually #weston koury #THE AMOUNT OF WILBUR STORIES WE GET FROM CORE FOUR STREAMS...