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#words of wisdumb
gladosluver · 2 months
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glados speaking to the personality cores like "chat do we fill the room with deadly neurotoxin"
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unseriouskreator · 1 day
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Y’all I’m in Detroit but where are all the androids???🤨🤨🤨
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deesi-academia · 5 months
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some people have wisdom and some have wisdumb
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nedsecondline · 27 days
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Wisdumb – yaskhan
Wisdumb: Wise words from the dumb Sign me up.. Source: Wisdumb – yaskhan
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blockheadwips · 1 year
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Todays words of wisdumb
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captainbubski · 7 years
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unpopular opinion
everyone's ugly. just some are less ugly than others
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Dear diary, Never eat grass because even though first of all cows can you can't. Also, don't inhale carrot bits. If you're gonna go as a turtle- squat man, squat- don't wear a real turtle shell. Also, make sure you don't just wear the turtle shell, cause that'd be gross. You gotta have the undergarments. Trees are just like tiny little hands- the earth's hand reaching out for something, they keep growin cause they can't reach it. Love, me
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gladosluver · 2 months
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occasionally coming back to that 12 episode anime with no season 2 you watched in 2020-22 is the best feeling
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mobolaji · 7 years
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Wisdumb
Wisdom is knowing what you don’t know, or in other words, wisdumb. #MoKnows
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Shower thought: sexually intimate married couples aren't related by blood, even though they're technically "family." No, they're related by bone(ing)
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vincentbrue · 4 years
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Some words of wisdumb for the collegiate Class of 2020. #goodluck #commencement #speech #speechspeechspeech #college #graduation2020 #obama #amazon #internet #comedy #funnyvideos #lol #jokes #ties #blazers #schwood #evanwilliams #studentloans #godbless #coolgarages #tapeecho (at West Long Branch, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CATyXtcAn9i/?igshid=v5hlo0ivyjh2
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Words of #Wisdumb #Intuitionalize
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horrorlollis · 7 years
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Words of Wisdumb
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misskelseyis · 7 years
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FRANK'S HIRING KORPORATION FOLLOWERS by DUANE THE GREAT WRITER...
“Frank's Employment Depot (FED) likes to hire the unaware and dumbed down to do worthless jobs that continue to create havoc and destruction to The ALLNatural Environment, and to keep YOU suffering and distracted from Waking Up to The TruReality LifeIS, THE ALLIS. If YOU are a political, religious, spiritual 'believer/praypaying worseshiper' or scientific creator of destruction, then Frank has a Big Paying Job for YOU! YOU always have the Choice to 'do nothing' as this world gets worse and unconsciously Agree with the Demise of Planet Earth, or StepUp & WakeUp with US and Become MoreAware. Frank and his backers, the Reptilian Alien TapLiners (RATS) have many more Big Paying Job openings available...
>FAKE SPIRITUAL MASTERS WANTED... Requirements: No indoctrination degrees needed. You must apply in person to the 'Big Temple Makers' in the Lower Astral Realm first, which takes place in your dreams at night, as in the movie, Rosemary's Baby, where she gives herself to the Reptilian Agents of the Kalaum Lord God, Grog. Must be willing to 'memorize' a lot of purposely placed deceptive ancient wisdom doctrines from things like the Dead Sea Scrolls, the Deceased Bible Makers, the really Dead Preacher Routines that are seen on TV. Must also walk on hot coals and thru fire to prove your loyalty to the World Deceptors who rule Planet Earth. Having studied anything Dead, like mummy tombs, graveyards and morgues is given extra credit to your resume. During the live (almost live) interview, you will be required to give a two hour distorted old wisdumb lip-service talk about trying achieve something that does not exist or make sense, like computer initiations, soul ideas, god ideas, and of course the big one, god-realization. Also, you will want to mention about Karma and how bad it is in your speech, and that no one is to look beyond what you as the Fake Master are telling your audience and to 'See' what you are really doing and who actually wrote your script. Tell the unaware that they are Not to Take Risks, because they will get a lot of Karma. Translating 'Fear' to your audience in a cleaver way is always advised and a must. A good idea from one of our graduated employees is, “There will be those who will Betray me as the master!” This is really a good idea given to fake master Harry Klump of EEKonKON 'The Big LawSuit KON 2017' from his Deceptive Reptilian Wife, Joanee Klump. Plus, you will want to practice the Grog TapLining words of HU, Amen, OM, AUM and many others words and phrases that Frank suggests, so that you can be qualified and have the Reptilian Regime as your backing here, and when you pass on into the Lower Astral Realm into the Slim of Creation. If you cannot 'think' of, or create your own religious sacrificial spiritual path or teaching, then Frank suggests you steal the old outdated writings of others and change the title and move a few words around to suit your deceptive lifestyle. This Kalaum God Kareer pays huge, as you can see from the TV Preachers and the castles they live in! The seductive unaware women of The Influence will love you too!
>GOVERNMENT WORKERS & SECRET AGENTS... Requirements: MUST have various official and important degrees such as: BA (Brainless AirHead) BS (Babbling ShapeShifter) Masters Degree (Master Disguises) PHD (Premeditated HUman Disruptor). Excellent benefits and pay for life (as long as you last). Must be able to keep everything you come to find out and uncover about the governments of this world and their agencies a Top Secret. Must be irrevocably loyal without questioning anything.... Nothing! NADA! Edward Snowden and others who are on the 'Most Wanted List' as defectors will be held liable for treason for telling what is really taking place with all government bodies. This is a NO NO... and YOU will be eliminated without retirement pay!
>DUMBED DOWN MEMBERSHRIMPS NEEDED... Requirements: NO Degrees Necessary. Actually, 'being totally DAH' is a big plus. Must already be part of deceptive dogma, such as a political, religious or spiritual organization or Korporation, or be more than willing to be subliminally indoctrinated with Sacrificial WorseShiping & PrayPaying to invented gods and a lot of 'pretty good-sounding words' and phrases from self-proclaimed masters and old prophets. Must be able to sit for the longest time at boring 'love nest' seminars and be unconsciously Astral TapLined by the RATS who rule Creation. There are NO Benefits and you will have to donate your time and money from your 9 to 5 boring job to support the 'Front & Appearance' of the Kontrolling Korporation of your choice. There are so many openings always available, and as you can plainly see from around the world, there are billions of new relationships you can have and create more drama from into future dastardly lifetimes when you Agree to be an unaware MemberShrimp. Must be emotionally unstable and wanting to be loved, and or want to Kontrol others as you are given positions of false authority, such as managers, missionaries, higher initiations and even SaintHood. Must have your own vehicle and gas and willing to travel anywhere and pay for everything and pretend to be humble and end up with Nothing!
>CHEMTRAIL PILOT... Minimum Requirement: BS (Brainless Stooge) Degree. Must be willing to obey every direct order to fly over any area (including your own house) and spray Lethal Government Chemicals on everyone and anywhere on the earth. Excellent Benefits (as long as you last) and paid vacations as you fly and guaranteed retirement (coffin, plastic bodybag and cotton swabs included). See the world from 50,000 feet as you get paid more than any unaware government worker in buildings without windows on the ground! Must also be willing to reenter more brutal lifetimes from all the Karmic Debt that will be accumulated in regards to Poisoning the Planet Earth!
>GMO LAB TECHNITION... Minimum Requirement: Masters (Mass Mutilation) Degree in Chemical Warfare & Inhalation. Must be 18 or older (preferably someone really old). Excellent working hours and environment and playing with plants. Needed Skills: Restructuring of anything Natural and turning it into 'something else' that can be specialized and marketed to look good.
>WIFI TOWER INSTALLER... Minimum Requirement: BA (Baboon Ass) Degree. Must be willing to climb Lethal High Voltage Towers anywhere in the world installing Harmful WiFi to the unaware masses in the most populated areas.
>USED CAR SALESPERSON... No Minimum Requirements needed. At least show up once in a while and Do Something besides just eating Potato Chips.
>WAITREES... Minimum Requirement: PHD (Phoney HUman Disguise) Degree. Must be willing to serve obsessive people craving Outdated DriveThru Food (ODF) and keep them happy until 911 arrives to administer Legal Drugs.
>DOG and ELEPHANT CATCHER... Minimum Requirement: High School DropOuts Preferred. Inept unfinished college students may also apply. Must be willing to chase and catch any Dog anywhere 24/7. Elephants are optional and provide extra Year End Bonuses (along with Lions & Tigers & anything with fur).
>SANTA'S HELPERS... No Requirements, No knowledge of anything, No Nada! Must be willing to at least pretend to 'believe' there is a Santa Claus and be able to humor the old guy and old lady that the Federal Secret Agency (FSA) hired to act as Santa and Mrs Clause to deliver Chemically Induced Toys (CIT) to children. No Vacation Time (NVT) and No Over Time (NOT) pay... 24/7.
>THOUSANDS OF HIGH PAYING JOBS WITH FEDERAL AND SECRET AGANCIES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD COMING IN DAILY. SEE US ON FACEBOOK AND GO TO OUR WEBSITE: www.UnlimitedDangerousIdiotEncounters.com (UDIE) FRANK'S EMPLOYMENT DEPOT (FED)
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