#wwdits steddie au

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Just imagining that pretty boy steve is like catnip to other vampires, esp after he fully steps into being a slayer so there's an added layer of danger and Eddie just has to kind of hover behind him and glare and anyone who come near him ajsjdjeke I think also that several vamps have probably tried to poach him bc that's like free absolutely devoted security yk? I fully believe it drives Eddie up a goddamn wall

yes yes yes!!!! does ur neck hurt??? from carrying around ur huge genius brain???

there’s something abt steve that makes a vampire’s wires… cross. he’s so pretty, practically a little pink present, full of delicious blood… he smells so good, even. but then there’s also the part of him, the hunter part, that the vampires can just sense. and instead of deterring them, it draws them even closer. the fine line between perfect submission—a loyal familiar that’s all too willing to follow his master to the ends of the earth for years—and the actual danger of a being built with the sole purpose of killing vampires. they can practically feel the thrum of it just under steve’s skin.

and eddie hates it. he hates taking steve to the night market or the nightclub or the vampiric council and watching the way the other vampires look at him. it’s a hunger that eddie knows all too well, a combination of blood lust and just, like, regular lust, but more. the desire and yearning of an immortal being can be a crushing weight—eddie knows that better than anyone. and of course it’s the second one that has irritation prickling up eddie’s spine. he doesn’t care if people want to drink from steve (at least that’s what he tells himself);it’s only natural for a vampire to desire human blood of any kind and steve’s often one of the only humans around at these types of places. but the fact that they just want him—for so much more than his blood—that’s what pisses eddie off. he hates watching all these different vampires—some bigger than him, stronger than him, more powerful than him—trying to steal his familiar away.

but steve never seems tempted and that’s the only thing that keeps eddie from ripping his own skin off. steve never even seems to notice the way the other vampires eye him, the way their gazes follow him around the room. when they approach him and ask if he’s happy with his master, all he does is blush and giggle and say “of course i am” as his eyes dart over to glance at eddie across the room, where eddie tries to look as nonchalant as possible, like the fact that everyone in this place wants steve doesn’t bother him at all. like hearing someone else call eddie steve’s master doesn’t have the stolen blood in eddie’s veins heating up, practically boiling under his skin. like seeing steve blush and hearing him giggle while talking abt eddie doesn’t have phantom heat flaring in his stomach. that feeling’s the only thing that keeps him from making steve stay home on nights like these…

ok what else!!!!

#wwdits steddie au #steddie #asks

[transvampireboyfriend]

oooh ohohoho pushing daisies au !! they brought Eddie back but Steve can't!!touch!!him!!! or he'll die again!!!!

And like at first it doesn't matter Steve barely knows him, they touched only a handful of times but now they're spending so much time together and Eddie visibly stops himself from touching Steve so many times and Steve is maybe starting to get it.

Because every time Eddie compliments him he wants to tease him in return by softly pulling on one of his curls. And Eddie's like really pretty you know? like reaaaaallllyyyy pretty how has Steve never thought about that before?? well not never, but like- his lips look soft, and his hands move a lot, and his eyes are soo-

And it doesn't help that Eddie keeps finding ways around it, puts on Steve's baking mittens and pokes at his torso while Steve mixes brownies. Kicks the cabinet's door under the Family Video counter against Steve's leg while he helps costumers so it feels like Eddie's tapping him with his foot. Softly taps candy bars against Steve's nose just to see him scrunch it up. Takes off his rings and leaves them on the table top and tells Steve to put them on and Steve does and he can feel they're still warm. Ok i need to stop.

#steddie #steddie headcanon #steve harrington #eddie munson #steveddie #steve x eddie #pushing daisies au #courtesy of the wwdits fandom bc i just opened this godforsaken app and the first thing i read was an ask about it in bean's blog #aaaaah please tell me someone has done this already #also i think technically Eddie COULD tap his foot against Steve's leg? but maybe he does that just to be extra safe #yknow pant hems can ride up and socks down you never know #i also watched that show soooo long ago I don't really remember how it all worked #might watch it again #um #long post #stranger things #.

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Vampire Eddie + Werewolf Steve

I have more but I didn't like how wonky they looked so I'm probably not gonna post those

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #vampire au #werewolf au #ship #sketches #my art #wwdits #technically i think of it more of WWDITS instead of twilight so

[kissmejusttokissme]

Steddie Buzzfeed Unsolved Au PT2 (PT1 Here)

Kind of obsessed with looking at it from Eddie’s point of view. The man is an age-old demon hiding in plain sight at a fucking digital entertainment company. Before joining Steve's show, his job was to make internet quizzes and low-effort viral videos along with other boring stuff behind the scenes. (I imagine him as the demon equivalent to the trio from wwdits. Like, most other demons are out there possessing little kids and ruining people’s lives and Eddie is writing quizzes to purposely give people the worse answers in their 'Which Character Am I?' quiz.) He doesn’t even try too hard to hide his demon nature. People just always write it off as something else.

Then he meets Steve Harrington and, for the first time in decades, he starts having fun. And, sure, it feels a little disingenuous to be wandering around these haunted houses acting like the ghosts aren’t real (because, you know, he can literally see every ghost they encounter) but it gets a rise out of Steve and isn’t that what demons are supposed to do? Get rises out of people. (Plus, being friends with a human gets a rise out of the other demons so it’s a win-win situation.)

So, he starts enjoying the job and seeing how far he can take it. (Which, apparently, is very far.) Suddenly, he is the co-owner of Goatman’s bridge and he’s laying on the pentagram belonging to the demon at Sallie House (which he’s pretty sure gives him some sort of claim but, then again, what does he know? Demon law is exactly as boring as it sounds and he refuses to learn anything beyond what he needs). Not to mention that he keeps getting invited into Holy Spaces and speaking to priests and it’s all starting to get him a reputation as something a lot more powerful than he actually is.

(Somewhere among the way he might start falling in love with his co-host. Though he doesn’t admit it. Even he knows that a demon-human relationship is something that only works out in CW shows and bad romance novels.)

But then Steve finds out that he’s a demon. God knows how but he starts flicking Holy Water at Eddie and reciting scripture that he’s definitely reading off of his phone. It hurts but what had Eddie expected? The guy is a paranormal investigator after all. (And that puts a horrifying thought in Eddie’s head. Does that make him a paranormal investigator as well?)

After that initial moment of panic, Steve calms down and, much to Eddie's surprise, he doesn't start looking at Eddie like he’s a monster. He’s just mad that Eddie has been skewing the results. (“It’s not a win for the sceptics IF A DEMON IS SCARING THE GHOSTS AWAY!!!”) (And yes, Eddie finally admits to himself that he’s in love with the guy because how the hell can he not be.)

They spend the next couple of hours talking about every case they’ve investigated. Eddie refuses to tell Steve which locations were actually haunted but does tell him which demons were real. After four seasons, it’s the least he can do. But then Steve starts asking about how old long Eddie's been around and they find out that him being a demon bleeds into their true crime stuff as well. Because Eddie is older than fucking dirt and he's been around for most of them. Not that he knows anything useful. (“Jack the Ripper? Oh yeah, I was in London for that whole thing. No idea who he was but the beer was good.”) Which drives Steve up the fucking walls.

Even though he'd never admit it, Eddie is scared that the revelation means that they’re going to end the show but Steve just takes it as a challenge. (And maybe Eddie lets him get some evidence now and then. Just never through the spirit box. He hates that fucking thing.)

#Steddie #Steddie au #steddie buzzfeed unsolved au #my man is demon but he’s still ducking lame and I love him for that #Eddie Munson #Steve Harrington

[backhurtyy]

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favorite color: maroon

currently reading: star wars brotherhood by mike chen my beloved 🫶🫶🫶

last song: paper rings by taylor swift on my beloved min’s sorvus playlist

last series: i’m about halfway through season three of the umbrella academy and two episodes into wwdits season four, but i haven’t had much time to watch stuff lately cause. study abroad lmao

last movie: thor love and thunder before i left for my trip… i will be asking my old roommate to see it with me again when i get back lmao

currently working on: biggest thing right now is that i have two essays due next week for my study abroad, several steddie fics including the orpheus and eurydice au, and several star wars fics for carolina

i’ve haven’t been on here much so i’m just gonna tag some moots!!! no pressure tho as always: @that-was-anticlimactic @zukkaoru @jaanii @alfredolover119 @rejectscanon @paddington-two @headaching @littlespoonsokka @capt-snoozles

#i’ve been chipping away at my essays but god they are slow going 😭 #i’ll get it done tho i swear #anyways my trip is almost done so i’ll be annoying on tumblr once more #the break has been kinda nice tho ngl #tagged in

[ineffablesnakegender]

Right! Ok so I’m almost done with that ofmd fic I was talking about (funny how fast I can write when I like what I’m writing) and I wanted to know if anyone wants to be tagged in it OR any of the other fics I have lined up. Sorry for the long post :(

-Our flag means forgiveness- <WIP title

Stede makes his way back to the Revenge to find that his books have been thrown overboard can he manage to forgive Edward for this heinous injustice? (Hurt/comfort. Gentlebeard. Panic attacks. Less than canon typical violence. Autistic Edward and Stede bc they me fr.)

-I’m not a fucking damsel-

The Revenge is in a heated battle with a rival crew when Izzy is about to be stabbed Stede saves him but they get separated from the crew naturally Izzy is furious so he storms off and is promptly kidnapped it’s up to Stede to save him. (Hurt/comfort. Stizzy. Slightly above canon typical violence? If they read as autistic that’s bc I’m autistic.)

-a boyfriend for every occasion-

This one is pretty straightforward everyone is dating each other and it’s soft. (Fluff. Revenge+BB’s crew. No violence just love. Everyone is autistic on this ship actually.)

-and there was only one under the bed-

The “and there was only one bed” trope but Izzy and Ed are monsters under the bed and the bed is Stede’s :) (not smut. ✨comedy✨. Au modern/monster. Steddy hands. Nobody gets hurt but there is bickering. If they read as autistic that’s bc I’m autistic.)

-all bets on Izzy-

Lucius holds a competition to see who can seduce Izzy first but Izzy catches on the second he tries but Ed didn’t even know about the competition. (Slight hurt/comfort mostly funnies. Ficlet. Edizzy. No violence. If they read as autistic that’s bc I’m autistic.)

-I want a divorce-

Edward and Izzy are married and anytime Ed does something stupid Izzy says he wants a divorce (all laughs. Ficlet. Edizzy. Canon typical violence. If they read as autistic that’s bc I’m autistic.)

-Pedro-

Jim and Frenchie sneak a kid on board so of course Izzy ends up taking care of it. (Fluff. Izzy redemption arc. No ships*yet*. Canon typical violence. Autistic Izzy and autistic child*Pedro*. Multi chapter.)

-I’m not a monster Jim- <WIP title

Elder trans Izzy helps Jim. (Ficlet. Fluff. I’m really into Izzy being a father figure ig. No ships. No violence. Trans Izzy. If they read as autistic that’s bc I’m autistic.)

— now for the half thought out ideas —

Ofmd everyone monster au

BB+Revenge switch

Stede gets Izzy in the divorce????

Stede captains the BB crew

Ofmd but it’s wwdits???

Modern au?

Izzy turns into dog/cat/bird/mouse/snake/idk??

Izzy’s old friends?

Can you tell who my favorite is??

Lesbians!

What if vampire Ed

Trans Spanish Jackie??

#our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #ofmd fic #fanfic #help #written at 3am literally

[userbadomens]

i was tagged by @eddiemunsens ty bestie!

favorite color: teal

currently watching: wwdits, the umbrella academy

currently reading: i think i love you by auriane desombre

last song: what i got - sublime

last series: i just killed my dad

last movie: detective pikachu

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet and savory all day long

currently working on: niche au steddie fic 

i shall tag @heroeddiemunson @roykentt @leatherjacketsteve and anyone else who wants to do it <3

#tag game #text #about me #kirby says

[eldritch-thrumming]

watching the jersey devil episode where guillermo’s grandmother tells him that when a vampire comes close, a hunter starts to feel burning in their heart and goosebumps on their arms.

imagine younger steve out at a club, running into vampire eddie dressed in denim and leather, with sparkling sharp teeth and a filthy smile, and he feels that burning in his chest, mistakes the fluttering for butterflies. feels the buzzing of his skin and his wires get crossed and of course he follows eddie into the bathroom. of course he kisses eddie, licks at his fangs (they’re so convincing!). of course he follows eddie home, fingers entwined, breath coming up short, his body constantly aware of the presence next to him on the sidewalk.

he laughs when eddie tells him, muttering the words between kisses. and then he’s convinced when eddie breaks the skin on his throat, when he feels the hot trickle of blood dripping down his skin. he pushes eddie away, doesn’t stop to watch as eddie stumbles back into the wall. he flees, leaves the door wide open in his desperation to get away.

but then he can’t stop thinking about eddie, all that leather and metal, all that hair and his sparkling, shimmering smile, so sharp. the burning in his chest doesn’t go away, the buzzing under his skin gets worse.

and so he finds himself outside the mansion again, waiting for a glimpse of eddie on a moonless night.

#steddie #steddie fic #vampire!eddie #wwdits steddie au #steddie ficlet #steddie au #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie fanfic #steddie fanfiction

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i made this silly little post and then just did the thing myself :)

“I would say that Steve is… relatively smart. For a human.”

“Hey!” comes an irritated yell from the other room.

Robin turns to face the doorway, turning away from the camera. “Zip it, human! I’m doing my interviews. I have important things to say. People are very interested.” She turns back toward the camera again, a smile plastered to her face. “Now, what was I saying? Oh right, Steve. He’s… passably intelligent. I mean, he’s no Einstein, that’s for sure. That guy could party.” She laughs.

“Okay, and how long has Steve, uh, been with you guys?” Dustin asks from behind the camera.

“Um, maybe a year, I think?”

“I’ve been Eddie’s familiar for ten years,” Steve grumbles as he comes into the room with a cup of tea, which he holds out for Robin to take. He turns to Dustin and the camera. “It’s really just a matter of time before he turns me.” He rocks back on his heels. “He said literally any day now.”

Robin smiles placidly, nodding at him until he leaves the room.

“Between you and me,” she stage whispers to Dustin, “Eddie is never turning him.”

“Could you explain what a familiar is?” Dustin asks.

“Well… usually a familiar takes care of you, you know, does the cleaning, shopping, finds you victims.”

“Victims?” Will, another one of the producers, asks. He looks a little anxiously toward Lucas, the camera guy, who does his best to ignore it.

“Yeah, like. Food. You know.” Robin takes a sip from her teacup, waving her free hand in some vague gesture. “Nancy and I are partial to virgins.”

“Uh, right. Better watch out, Dustin,” Lucas laughs a little nervously, nudging Dustin with his elbow.

Dustin scowls, but before he can respond, Robin says, “Don’t worry. Nancy’s forbidden us from eating any of you.” She smiles again, like that’s supposed to make them feel any better.

~*~

“Okay, Steve, can you tell us a little bit about yourself?” Dustin asks Steve, who’s fidgeting on the couch.

Steve pulls at his collar as he answers. “Uh, sure. I used to be a kindergarten teacher. I actually really loved it? But then I met Eddie at a bar. Thought he was, uh, pulling my leg, you know, about the whole…” Steve rubs his palms on his thighs. “Vampire thing? Is that what we’re calling it?”

“Yeah, being a vampire. Sure,” Dustin responds.

“Right. Thought he was joking. Thought it was a line, you know. So I… this is kind of embarrassing.” Steve scratches at his cheek. “Well, I went home with him, y’know. You’ve seen him.” He laughs a little nervously. “Anyway, I found out that he actually was not lying, much to my… absolute horror really.”

“And… what made you stay?” Will asks.

“I dunno,” Steve shrugs his shoulders, eyes darting to the side of the camera, like he doesn’t really want to answer the question. “It’s an interesting prospect, isn’t it? Living forever? Being immortal?” He shrugs again.

“So,” Dustin starts, drawing out the ‘o’ sound. “Are you guys, like… more than friends?” Lucas visibly cringes at the phrasing.

Steve laughs, bright and surprised. “Uh, no. No. Just, uh. I’m just his familiar.”

“But you’ve been here ten years?“ The way the question comes out of Will’s mouth makes it sound like he hadn’t really meant to ask it. Dustin cuts him a look, scowling again.

“Yeah,” Steve sighs, looking down at his lap. “Yeah, I have.”

~*~

“Tell us about how you became a vampire,” Dustin says.

Eddie, who’s sitting on the couch in front of the camera, scratches at his neck, just under the collar of his shirt. “Hmm. I was turned in the 80s. Can’t really remember most of it. Was at some concert and some guy offered me some coke or something in the back of his van. Next thing I knew, I was waking up in a field feeling like shit. Thought I’d had a bad trip.” Eddie laughs.

“And have you ever turned anyone?” Will asks.

“No,” Eddie tells them, frowning slightly. “Don’t think I’d even know how.”

“But—“ Will starts, but Lucas digs his elbow into his ribs, cutting off his question.

“What about Steve?” Dustin asks instead.

“What about him?”

“He said he’s been with you ten years. That you’ve promised to turn him any day now.”

Eddie smiles, boyish and sweet. “Well. I say a lot of things. And look at him. Who’d give that up?”

Will and Dustin look at each other. “What do you mean?” It’s Lucas who asks this time.

“A pretty little human who does anything I say based on the abstract promise that I might one day make him a vampire?” Eddie grins.

Next to Dustin, Will lets out a long exhale.

#I tried to put a read more on this on mobile but I’m still so confused I’m really sorry!!!! i really tried but it didn’t work in my drafts #I’m sorry :( :( :( I will try again next time I know this sucks I’m scared to post bc I can’t do dumb basic shit on this stupid fucking app #bc I’m so fuckin dumb I’m sorry #steddie #steddie fic #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie fanfiction #steddie fanfic #steddie ficlet #steddie blurb #what we do in the shadows Steddie au lolololol #i didn’t know what else to say so it ends at the most awkward place ever but will wants Justice for Steve looololl #I’m not really funny enough to pull off this au but I tried lol #wwdits steddie au

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“Tell us about your duties, Steve,” Dustin prompts from behind the camera.

“Um, okay,” Steve shifts nervously. “I mean, uh. I do the shopping, the cleaning, the cooking, most of the repairs around the house…” Steve trails off.

“Cooking?” Will asks, eyebrows raised.

Steve swallows. “Okay, well. Yeah. Cooking.”

“Cooking,” Lucas deadpans, shifting the camera on his shoulder.

“Cooking,” Steve looks directly into the camera as he says it.

“Okay, and uh. How do you usually… prepare the food?” Dustin asks.

Steve clears his throat. “Nancy and Robin like virgins. They say they taste better. Eddie’s not as picky. But there’s this, uh. DnD club at the local university… pretty easy to… invite them here.”

Steve is clearly uncomfortable by the line of questioning.

“So you—” Lucas starts but Will elbows him right between the ribs. He shares a look with Dustin.

~*~

“Okay, so usually I don’t have a camera crew with me…” Steve’s voice is low and his hand is planted firmly on the classroom door in front of him. “Just. Don’t be, like, weird, okay?”

Dustin, Lucas, and Will shift on their feet. “Yeah, man, we’re cool,” Lucas tells him from behind the camera. Steve pushes open the door, plastering a bright smile on his face.

“Steve!” Someone calls out the minute they walk through the door.

Steve turns to the boy sitting near the head of the table. “Hey, Gareth.” The two perform some elaborate handshake. Dustin and Will share another look. “Hope you don’t mind, my friends are working on a student film, they’re just gonna, like, hang out. Get some footage, if that’s alright.”

“Yeah, dude, no worries,” Gareth says, grinning towards the camera. “Hey, did you bring any more of those cookies?”

Steve smiles and holds up the grocery bag he’d carried from the mansion. He shifts a look to the camera and quickly looks back toward Gareth. “You think I’d show up empty handed?”

Dustin, Will, and Lucas set up toward the back of the room as the club members take their places around the table, sharing Steve’s cookies and setting up their notes and figures.

“Okay, we’ve got some new members tonight,” Gareth stands and gestures toward the two chairs next to him. “Alex and Truman are gonna try it out with us for this one-shot and we’ll see if they have what it takes to join the party.” Gareth grins at the group.

Gameplay takes a few hours. They’re going to have to cut the footage almost completely, besides maybe the beginning and the end. Lucas actually wants to die a little just thinking about the tape he’s wasted during all this.

Once gameplay wraps, Steve comes over to them, shrugging on his jacket.

“Hey, so Alex and Truman are gonna head out with us,” he whispers. “Don’t be weird, okay?”

~*~

“Once they’re in the basement, it’s out of my hands,” Steve says to the camera, rubbing his palms together. He twitches a little when there’s a scream from downstairs. “I don’t, you know. Kill… anyone.”

“And… how often do you do this?” Dustin asks.

Steve clears his throat. “Well, the DND group meets once a week, but, uh. Generally, I only bring home new members. And then there’s the LARPers that meet on Saturdays, but there’s a lot of overlap. Then there’s the Mathletes. And the debate team. So. I mix it up.” Another scream drifts up through the floorboards.

more wwdits steddie au here

#Steddie #is this anything? it’s something #I’m rewatching the first episode lol #steddie fic #stranger things #steddie fanfiction #steddie ficlet #wwdits steddie au

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watching the “go flip yourself” episode of wwdits and like.

imagine robin just gets extremely into hgtv over the pandemic and she’s over the freakin moon when the daltry brothers finally respond to her fan letters and agree to fix up the mansion and nancy just keeps sighing and rolling her eyes—she’s already accidentally killed one of the brothers when they snuck up behind her to surprise them all as she was polishing her antique guns—but of course she lets robin do whatever she wants. and when the crew tells her she’ll be getting her own weapons room, well. okay, she might be on board now.

but eddie fuckin hates this whole thing because he likes the house the way it is. he likes the crumbling walls and the mismatched sconces and the flickering hall lights and the half-flooded basement. he doesn’t want it to change. so steve’s tasked with keeping an eye on eddie and trying to keep him from sabotaging the construction crew at every turn.

robin is wearing flannel after flannel, constantly looking over the crews shoulders, trying to pry their tools from their hands so she can have a turn. eddie almost loses his shit when the crew surprises steve with a new room, much more comfortable and spacious than the walk-in closet off of eddie’s bedroom that he sleeps in now. it’s on the other side of the house. by the end of filming, a concrete pour has mysteriously found its way through the window of the new room, completely destroying all the progress made. steve’s stuck back in the closet off of eddie’s room again. the camera lingers on the way eddie grins to himself but when he catches sight of lucas and dustin filming him, he flashes his fangs and tells them to keep their mouths shut or else (they’ve been here long enough to know eddie never follows through with his threats).

after the week is over, the remaining daltry brother reveals himself to be murray bauman, robin’s (and by extension eddie’s) arch nemesis—no one can remember what, exactly, they’ve been fighting about for the last 57 years.

the only person happy by the end of it all is nancy, who locks herself away in the actual weapons room they’ve built her in the attic.

jonathan and argyle return from a week long camping trip to find jonathan’s room in the basement completely caved in.

more wwdits steddie au here

#steddie #steddie fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie fanfic #steddie fanfiction #steddie ficlet #wwdits steddie au

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Now that we are seeing an uptick in jealous nandor in season 5 do you have any new headcannons for the wwdits au

omg yessss thank you so much for asking.

i think that nancy would turn steve tbh. they get close because nancy starts the nightclub like nadja does, but instead of basically ruining everything like in the show, nancy just loses interest and decides to sell the place and it becomes a pizza parlor or a deli or something basic and very new york lol. (the new owners can’t figure out why the previous owners added red food coloring to the sprinkler system?) robin and steve are already close, despite the fact that robin tries to act like steve’s beneath her since he’s human. nancy watches as robin whines abt how steve can’t always do all the things she wants to do, how it’s gonna suck when he gets old and dies and she has to find a new best friend (not that she’d EVER say that to steve’s face). so one day nancy just flat out asks steve if he wants to become a vampire, because she’s totally willing to do it. she’s changed tons of other people before (including robin!), some more successfully than others. of course, they fail to take into account the fact that he’s a hunter or that eddie will absolutely lose his damn mind when (if?) he finds out.

robin is absolutely delighted when nancy gifts her a newly turned steve, not only because this means steve can hang out forever, but also because she knows eddie is going to absolutely lose his shit. he was already starting to go a little crazy because nancy and steve were hanging out way more than usual (and eddie’s vaguely aware that steve has a type even tho neither of them are willing to admit their feelings for each other, even to themselves). robin had already instigated a whole lot of eddie’s paranoid and suspicious thinking, because what else are you gonna do when you’re 300 years old? when steve and nancy and robin (and even jonathan, tho that’s just eddie being paranoid cause jonathan never actually has any idea what tf is going on) suddenly seem to be keeping secrets from him (because no one actually wants to be around when eddie finds out that someone else changed steve), he starts to lose it a little bit. imagine eddie going to space just to impress steve. will absolutely loses his shit when eddie admits to them on camera that that’s exactly what he’s doing because he’s practically the president of the team steddie fanclub (he had shirts made, but dustin and lucas both told him he can’t wear it while they’re filming); hell, the footage is almost compromised because will jostles lucas so much by jumping up and down in excitement while eddie’s talking.

imagine argyle running for staten island comptroller even tho none of them actually know what that is and everyone in the house helping him throw a pride parade. lucas let’s the camera linger on eddie, where he’s just standing there, totally still, staring at steve, who’s dancing on one of the floats with a couple of drag queens, holding a sign that just says “gay guy.” the look of fondness in eddie’s eyes is so obvious, but then he turns toward the camera and sees lucas filming him and snarls, baring his fangs. there’s just an off-camera laugh from lucas; the party lost their fear of the vampires a long time ago.

i am absolutely gagging for jealous nandor and i was just thinking today abt how perfect that would be for the wwdits steddie au lol

#wwdits steddie au #steddie #steddie fic #asks

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okay so admittedly I haven't seen wwdits either (at least not yet) but it occurred to me earlier this morning after seeing the wwdits au again that it could really funny if Steve's whole "No, Eddie's really going to turn me, he said so 🥹🥹" deal was actually him doing some sort of emotional blackmail thing to Eddie (poss w Robin's help (I am a platonic soulmates Stobin truther)), and eventually he's going to start slipping in stray remarks about how he REALLY likes/is into Eddie and he thinks Eddie's into him too but they keep dancing around each other and what if Eddie loses interest in him as Steve ages? Or what if something happens and Steve dies? If Eddie turned him into a vampire Steve wouldn't be so worried about them running out of time. And, you know, Steve wouldn't even mind staying human if he knew he wouldn't end up losing Eddie bc of it (remember the joke about the age gap between the >100 yr old vampire & his 70~80 yr old girlfriend? Picture that but Steddie in this scenario). Just lots of little comments like that, often with Robin twisting the knife as soon as Steve's out of earshot. Maybe at some point the Party figure out what Steve's doing and start deliberately leading conversations that way/editing for max emotional impact. Steve figures one of three things will happen: 1st and preferred is Eddie feels bad enough to turn Steve, and at some point either before or after they figure their shit out enough to begin a relationship. Close 2nd is that they begin a relationship but Steve stays human (bc it really is convenient to have someone around who can walk around in daylight and do all the practical shit like shopping for household needs, Steve acknowledges). Very distant third is Eddie actually isn't into Steve at all and admits he was just using Steve, at which point Steve would leave. In the last scenario Robin proceeds to make Eddie's life hell, in the most amusing for a documentary way possible. I think Steve is Exactly canny enough to come up with this and enough of a bitch to actually do it. (Sorry for the length)

yesssssss. i think that steve is pretty obviously using eddie too tbh… he wants to be a vampire! who wouldn’t! and a really important aspect of the show is that they really are all assholes, guillermo included. guillermo participates in bringing them victims and in their absolutely batshit insane schemes. he steals from the nightclub for his own gain. he manipulates nandor and laszlo and nadja! they’re ALL bad people lol and that’s what makes everything so funny.

so yes, I do kind of love this idea of steve using eddies feelings and insecurities against him (once a mean girl, always a mean girl!) and im kinda obsessed w the idea that robin would absolutely egg steve on and even threaten to turn steve herself—bonds are formed between maker and made and eddie would absolutely seethe at the idea, i think. just the thought of steve calling anyone but him master would have his ice cold blood absolutely boiling lol and robin would just be sat in the corner eating the chaos up with a spoon.

in my mind, steve is very much aware that eddie has no intentions of turning him any time soon (he’s been his familiar for ten years, for god’s sake!!!) and that if he really wants to be turned, he has to take matters into his own hands.

the reason that i haven’t written too much of this au rn is because im trying to figure out how to convey this idea of editing/cinematography showing the audience things that not everyone in the house is privy to all at once, because i absolutely love the idea of dustin, lucas, and will taking matters into their own hands and trying to manipulate eddie into treating steve better lol but i think a kind of mix of povs without getting too entrenched in interiority of the individuals can be the only way to go lol

but in this au, eddie and steve are very much very into each other and have been since they met at a nightclub and pretty much everyone knows it but them!!! they’re just very fuckin dumb lol

#steddie #wwdits steddie au #this is my most controversial au to date lol

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Did you delete parts of your wwdits steddie au? I went to the link and I'd swear there were other parts that aren't there

i did not! but the link for some reason isn’t working so i have to fix it when i’m back on my laptop.

here are some links!

first post i made abt a wwdits steddie au

i wanted someone else to write it so i could just read it, but then i did it myself lol so here’s the first post of the actual au

here are some additions based on @outpastthebrakers tags on a reblog of the above post

vampire!eddie and hunter!steve meet for the first time

steve plays dnd :D

go flip yourself post

just a silly lil thing abt eddie making steve fly lol

i think that should be all the posts i’ve made abt that au; they’re all tagged under #wwdits steddie au! but i’ll try and fix the link :)

#steddie #wwdits steddie au #steddie fic #asks

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re-watching wwdits and i forgot abt that scene where nandor lifts guillermo up and like, glides him around the room in front of the mirror so it looks like guillermo is flying, since nandor doesn’t have a reflection

like. just imagine eddie and steve doing that lmfao that would be so fucking funny

#wwdits steddie au

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ok back on my wwdits steddie au bullshit

i’m actually loving how involved the film crew is getting this season (i’m rewatching the first ep) & can’t wait to see more lol

i love that nandor is so much more aware of his attachment to guillermo this season

also, guillermo and nadja going to urgent care together is given me big platonic stancy vibes lol (i’ve watched this ep four times; yes i know somethings wrong w me)

#wwdits steddie au