#xie lian incorrect quotes

[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

TGCF Quote #2

Hua Cheng: Who hurt you? Xie Lian: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Hua Cheng: ...Yes, actually.

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[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng in the back of the cart : do you wanna know something about the ghost king, Crimson rain sought flower?

xie lian : sure!

hua cheng : he likes men

xie lian :

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[davejolina]

we’ll never know what it was

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…

Mu Qing: Which one?

Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??

Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.

Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*

Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?

Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!

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[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Hua Cheng: If I fall…

Xie Lian: I’ll be there to catch you.

Xie Lian: But what if I fall?

Hua Cheng: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Fen Xin: *watches these two interacting*

Feng Xin, to Mu Qing: And if I fall?

Mu Qing: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.

Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.

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Hua Cheng: Whoever caused this mess is going to-

Xie Lian: It was me.

Hua Cheng: -is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

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[crazydaymycrazyway]

In the modern era when they're still not dating

Hua Cheng: How does this shirt look, gege?

Xie Lian: It looks great, San Lang! I wish I could pull that off.

Hua Cheng: Go ahead

Xie Lian: What?

Hua Cheng: What.

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[wumiings]

Mu Qing: Why is it so fucking cold in here?!

Xie Lian: Yeah, I’ve slept in graves warmer than this!

Mu Qing: You’ve what

Xie Lian: What

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[sweepinggeneral]

Xie Lian being drunk:

Xie Lian: From now on we will be using code names. 

Xie Lian: You can address me as Eagle One. 

Xie Lian : Feng Xin  is “been there done that”. 

Xie Lian : Hua Cheng is “currently doing that”. 

Xie Lian : Mu Qing is “it happened once in a dream”. 

Xie Lian: Shi QingXuan  is “if I had to pick a enby”. 

Xie Lian : And He Xuan is.. 

Xie Lian : Eagle Two 

He Xuan: Oh thank god.

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[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

TGCF Quote #5

Xie Lian: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

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[stormhordy]

hua cheng: I've just cut my finger.

xie lian: let me kiss it so it'll get better.

hua cheng: does it work?

xie lian: absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

hua cheng: he xuan, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

he xuan: fucking finally.

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[3kidsinacoat]

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Literally all of Heaven: Let me see what you have.

Xie Lian: San Lang!!!

Heaven: NO!

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[daintyzumin]

[Hualian cooking]

Hua cheng: Are you sure you’re alright?

Xie lian, crying: yeah, I-it’s just these onions..

Hua cheng:

Xie lian:

Hua cheng: those are potatoes, gege

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