#incorrect hua cheng quotes

[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

TGCF Quote #2

Hua Cheng: Who hurt you? Xie Lian: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Hua Cheng: ...Yes, actually.

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[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng in the back of the cart : do you wanna know something about the ghost king, Crimson rain sought flower?

xie lian : sure!

hua cheng : he likes men

xie lian :

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[davejolina]

we’ll never know what it was

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[achromaticbibliophile]

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…

Mu Qing: Which one?

Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??

Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.

Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*

Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?

Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!

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[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Hua Cheng: If I fall…

Xie Lian: I’ll be there to catch you.

Xie Lian: But what if I fall?

Hua Cheng: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Fen Xin: *watches these two interacting*

Feng Xin, to Mu Qing: And if I fall?

Mu Qing: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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[incorrecttgcfquotes]

Hua Cheng: Whoever caused this mess is going to-

Xie Lian: It was me.

Hua Cheng: -is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

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Hua Cheng: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

He Xuan: *glares at Yin Yu*

Yin Yu: Well, sorry I have morals!

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[stormhordy]

hua cheng: I've just cut my finger.

xie lian: let me kiss it so it'll get better.

hua cheng: does it work?

xie lian: absolutely, my mom used to do it when I was a kid.

*later that day*

hua cheng: he xuan, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

he xuan: fucking finally.

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[crazydaymycrazyway]

In the modern era when they're still not dating

Hua Cheng: How does this shirt look, gege?

Xie Lian: It looks great, San Lang! I wish I could pull that off.

Hua Cheng: Go ahead

Xie Lian: What?

Hua Cheng: What.

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TGCF Quote #3

Xie Lian: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Hua Cheng: Um...Neat.

*later* Hua Cheng, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Blackwater. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. He Xuan, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Hua Cheng. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Shi Qingxuan confessed their love for me? Hua Cheng: Didn't you thank them? He Xuan: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

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[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng : i hate seeing you like this

mu qing : like what?

hua cheng : in person

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[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Pei Ming: *finds a note* Hmm, what’s this? 
Xie Lian: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* 
Pei Ming: Hoho, it's a love note from Crimson Rain? 
Xie Lian: No- 
Pei Ming: *opens it* 
Pei Ming: 
Xie Lian: 
Pei Ming: I can't read this.

Xie Lian, sighs: I know.

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[daintyzumin]

[Hualian cooking]

Hua cheng: Are you sure you’re alright?

Xie lian, crying: yeah, I-it’s just these onions..

Hua cheng:

Xie lian:

Hua cheng: those are potatoes, gege

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Pei Ming: So, are there any lucky ladies in your life?

Hua Cheng, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.

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