I promised a part two and I have delivered :D
After looking up from code after a few weeks, Xisuma has a conversation with a Hermit and finds out one part of the story.
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MUMBO'S POV OF GRIAN AND XISUMA DYING IS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT SO MUCH
they just explode into so much items lmao
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And today's "deeply distracting au while i wait for my wrist to calm down from attempting to write for too long" iiiiiiiiiis Subnautica! an inevitability for every fandom i'm in after a certain point tbh i just LOVE Subnautica... would love to actually play it myself one day when i have a better computer
ANYWAYS I'm spicing it up this time by mashing both games together and also really mixing up the hermits.
The premise is that the Hermatrix Convoy (HC), a trio of spaceships that travels together in a group as a defense measure against outside dangers, is on its journey. When they have to reroute to slingshot 4546-B, they don't think it's going to be a problem. Knowing the planet is uninhabited and that no other ships are nearby, they all go for the slingshot at the same time, separated by mere seconds.
The gun, of course, gets them all.
Hermatrix-1 crashes in a shallow part of the flooded surface in the subtropics (the setting of the first game) and completely loses the ship, though a dozen survive. Hermatrix-2 crashes in the arctic (Subnautica: Below Zero); their ship remains habitable for survival, but barely, and eight survive.
Hermatrix-3, the smallest of the convoy, manages to switch to planetside navigation and mitigates the damage from the crash. If they want to get off-planet, they'll need some serious repairs, but in the meantime they can still move through the water like a particularly clumsy and slow submarine. The problem is figuring out where they are besides "deep, deep underwater," and what exactly the giant lifeforms the scanner insists are out there are...
Of course, there's groups within each ship as well. The friend groups of HC's staff and passengers does not necessarily correlate to ship assignment, which only adds to the stress of crashing on a supposedly-safe planet's anti-spacecraft gun.
Hermatrix-1's survivors: BDubs (architect, passenger), Zedaph (theoretical physicist), Pearl (janitor), Beef (psychologist), False (metallurgist, passenger), Etho (navigator), Scar (actor, passenger), Hypno (gov't agent, passenger), Iskall (athlete, passenger), xB (xenohistorian, passenger), Jevin (communicator specialist), Keralis (doctor)
Hermatrix-2's survivors: Ren (captain), Xisuma (cybersec specialist), Gem (ambassador, passenger), Impulse (chemist, passenger), Wels (bodyguard, passenger), Joe (teacher, passenger), Cub (CEO, pasenger), Grian (shipwright)
Hermatrix-3's survivors: Doc (spacecraft engineer), Mumbo (architect, passenger), Stress (pharmacologist), Tango (mechanical engineer, passenger), Cleo (acting captain)
If it doesn't clarify them as a passenger, then they are a member of the ship's crew. Loosely based on s9 roles, if that wasn't clear - though some of these are definitely going to change because I don't know some of these Hermits well enough yet.
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XISUMA VOID? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING XISUMA VOID GOD DAMN FOOL "FAMILY FRIENDLY" TEA DRINKING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT ADMIN OF THE WHORECRAFT BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN ADMIN MOTHERFUCKING XISUMA VOID
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT XISUMA VOID I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP HERMITS WHY DID HE DECIDE COLLECT THEM ALL JUST SET THEM LOOSE. IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM DOESN'T EVEN SHOW HIS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said xisuma voids waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with xisuma void speaking one word on voice in a hermitcraft video not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he speaks or is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he just builds things with his friends and banned me because I tried to kill them but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some shithead who had the power to imprison people in lava pits and wanted to do it for fun ill go ham
BETTER have had a command make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateXisumaVoid
nightmares weren't even about him. evil voice was just using him against me and I lost it
where the fuck is xisuma void if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt
crusty old man
ill punch xisuma and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final command he kept open at all times that simply says Now You Fucked Up in ancient galactic
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope i find out a date for when xisuma died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up and nosy friends
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