#yahoo was wrong

[sootnuki]

no mind to think, no will to break, no voice to cry suffering

#hollow knight #the hollow knight #my art #i’m on a hk kick even though i still haven’t played the game. yahoo #i got the quote wrong on twitter and got so embarrassed help :’)

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

huh? guar— whuh???

↓↓ up close guardian spook below ↓↓

#AH!! #that was great #never do it again #i became an old withered pile of bones seeing these kids as guardians #don’t get me wrong - it was pretty cool #and essentially accurate #but it still enacted psychic damage #ik the vid is technically out of page sequence (we see this image before vrissy or the mayor fountain) but i took artistic liberties yahoo #and yeah that blob guy is me btw :3 #if you even care ^_^ #homestuck upd8 #upd8 #homestuck beyond canon #hs:bc #hurly art #homestuck^2 #homestuck #homestuck update #hs^2 update #homestuck fanart #hsbc #hs #hsbc upd8 #roxy lalonde #homestuck roxy #john egbert #homestuck john #harry anderson egbert #vrissy maryam lalonde

[monkeybebop]

My monthly attribution to the Lalo Salamanca tag

Translation: “Gus Fring can suck my dick”

#love u Lalo #sorry for my absence been working more on OC stuff yahoo! #still fixated on Better Call Saul though we in this bitch for life #if u read this follow me over on Instagram I’m more active over there lately @cowboymonkie #ok love u guys bye #my art #versacebong art #digital art #artist on tumblr #character art #doodles #better call saul #lalo bcs #lalo salamanca #shitty doodle #amc better call saul #Lalo Salamanca BCS #lalo salamanca did nothing wrong

[ckret2]

I feel like "Children of the O. D. D" by HarleyPoe fits him too. On another note despite Bill being a tyrannical figure I feel really bad for the guy. I can't imagine not being able to become yourself again that would be torture. I equate Bill's situation with Discord from mlp where if he tries to be normal he just disappears. He needs to be the person he is or he's not Discord. I know Bill being human is the point of this whole thing. He's supposed to be human so he can learn a lesson about consequences, still must suck though.

I can see it, you've got the culty religious overtones, the weirdness, and the trouble with authority.

He can be both tyrannical and suffering, and acknowledging one doesn't negate the other. You can feel bad for him, I wrote him super sad so that you would. This suffering doesn't undo any of the wrongs he's done, it doesn't improve the world, there's no justice in it; it's just suffering.

I'm gonna give this little bit away, since it's not really a spoiler so much as it is simply something that hasn't come up: Bill isn't a human to teach him a lesson or to punish him.

Bill's a human because if the Axolotl didn't turn him into something powerless, he would've just restarted Weirdmageddon; and, out of all the powerless things he could have been turned into, a human would be EASIEST for him because he knows humans backwards and forwards and he likes Earth.

The human body isn't a punishment being inflicted on him; it's a containment measure to prevent the apocalypse.

It's just that the only containment measure that could hold him happened to require stuffing him into a form that makes him miserable. It does feel torturous, it does suck, and it isn't supposed to give you grim satisfaction at a villain getting his comeuppance; it's supposed to hurt.

#(I'm not gonna begrudge anyone for going 'yay yahoo he's miserable'; readers bring their own experiences to a story. Death of the author.) #(But that's not the authorial intent. Don't think you're doing something wrong by feeling bad for the tyrant.) #(i don't even think he needs to learn a lesson about consequences. He died. It's hard to top that.) #(he's not a 4 year old being taught that if he's naughty then an authority figure will take away his toys. how condescending.) #(the things that are wrong with him are way deeper.) #scbhtvbtggt #ask #bill goldilocks cipher

[jellyfish-grave]

Ah, insanity. It claims us all eventually.

#YES I KNOW I GOT SPINEL'S GENERATION WRONG BUT I DIDN'T WANNA TAKE AWAY THAT DRAWING I THINK IT'S CUTE #outer wilds #outer wilds fanart #chert #hal #porphy #marl #gabbro #slate #gossan #feldspar #hornfels #esker #OW pumice #cam ocs #spinel #riebeck #hatchling #yahoo. #camma the drawer #i wanted to make myself a reference for all physical differences #they look too similar and I'm struggling with same face syndrome so. needed something. #oh theres. theres #rutile #in here too

[petr1kov]

quora is so evil to me. starting with the fact that it forces you to log into your account if you want to see any answer in full but also because of the types of fake scholarly answers we get there and just the general vibes. you will never be yahoo answers bitch

#yahoo answers was just as wrong but it was at least funny about it

[copepods]

uegfg i think i finally hit the burnout stage of my art motivation rollercoaster and also life in general

#me all week becase i have spring break: yipeee no responsibilities! i can draw so many pictuyres!! yahoo #me saturday night after an 8 hour shift and i have many responsibilities tomorrow: everything is going wrong and i hate my life #text

[ohitsminuet]

Spirit, Spirit, this world is far too impatient with people like us.

#inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity: mephone4s' miraculously miserable marks #toilet ii as the star acoustic #mepad ii as the spirit mechanical #Yahoo! #you'd think I'd cast bot for spirit but You're Wrong!

[edeldoro]

Had an icky experience (wrote a journal entry after over a decade)

#ikakahuh #That was sort of. Cathartic #Anyway if it falls into the wrong hands I'm eating the pages and [worse things to follow] whee yay yahoo

[marsystars]

It's so funny questioning your gender bc I'm getting a binder soon and unapologetically wear that shit around, and my friends will be like "Yo! Are you trans? What do you identify as?" Like bro idk the snail in my ear told me to buy the deboobinator and I listened

#gender questioning #trans rights #and trans wrongs #gender nonconforming #yahoo im so very excited to buy my first binder! #yippeeeee

[a-concert-just-for-me]

Baby’s first edible [quest completed]

#jess rambles #tw drugs #wish me luck #I only ate half of a 9.25 gram thc gummie #gummy? different brands spell it differently #me: I’m gonna get in so much trouble…I’m gonna get arrested… #<- is in a state where recreational use is legal #right now I’ve got that ‘these edibles ain’t shit’ energy but I’m not going to eat anymore anytime soon #until I know how it affects me #omg my mom would KILL me if she found out #I’m committing my first act of teenage rebellion at age 23 #listen I know I’m being dramatic but I’ve had it beaten into my head ever since I was young that weed is Bad and Wrong #you can ‘uwu aww innocent baby’ me all you want but just let me have this #yahoo!

[kaftan]

I only relate to people who developed a set of terrifyingly violent intrusive thoughts at a very young age, the memory of which resurfaced in their tweenhood and made them type a description into yahoo answers with the heading “am I psychopath?”

#only to receive a Yes answer. what was wrong with yahoo answers. anyway

[majimassqueaktoy]

If Sera let Majima cut Dojima's head off for Makoto than all this shit would have never happened

#fuckin Sera #Oh don't get me wrong I know it would have probably broken Majima #and I actually love 0 and the weight it gives to taking life #and its my fave game ever of all time so I wouldn't actually change it BUT #idk Majima cutting that fuckers head off sounds like something I'd watch with popcorn #God this is why i love all the majimako fic writers who lean into Makoto's vicious side #and actually have Majima fulfill their deaths #its just juicy im sorry!!! #woo bloodshed woo killing and maiming and chopping #yahoo #yakuza 0

[nokingsonlyfooles]

Canada is... a strange place

From the comments on this CBC News article.

Yes, I am arguing with a Nazi space lizard. On a real grown-up news site. And I'm the one getting booted by the mod. This is a short saga, you wanna hear it?

First of all, I have the AP, the BBC and Teen Vogue's OG History bookmarked to read various kinds of news. They all have their shortcomings (god yes), but there is no single source of trustworthy, unbiased information out there, so I compare and contrast. (I should probably get Al-Jazeera on there, but I also probably shouldn't read the news so much.) None of these places, even Teen Vogue, have a comments section. Because they are there to give you information. If you must, you may go to a social media site, link the article, and comment there. Or maybe you can try writing the editor, like it's print news in the stone age.

That's not how Canada rolls, baby!!

In attempting to read the local news, I have noticed that the default seems to be "allow comments" and this needs to be turned off when it's an article that will attract really awful people (like a kid with cancer or someone dying of COVID). Sometimes - often - they forget to do that. I have seen an apparently panicked, traumatized mod turn off the comment feature while I'm reading the article. One instant there's a little bubble inviting me to read 150+ comments, the next.. Poof! No comments available on this baby! Sorry!

The space lizard cosplayer (the CBC used to make you use your real name, but that seems to not be the case anymore) is expressing an opinion on Surrey's classroom policy, which says teachers may continue to teach in 39 degree (that's 102, for us ex-pats) heat, indoors, but at a "rest effort" whatever the hell that means.

That, alone, is batshit. I used to live in a desert. I told them so - as one does - and scrolled down to have a look at the train wreck in progress.

At the very top was someone calling (one assumes her?)self "Branda Emerald" just letting us all know that "Surrey is run by foreigners now." The mods picked that one off while I was reading my lizard friend's thread.

I had to go look this up right now, (I am a Niner through-and-through, it's just been a while and it's blurry) but Cardassians are, indeed, ectotherms. So, assuming (sarcastically as hell) this person was replying in character, I told them to cut that out, that their tough-guy persona was a little bitch (I'm paraphrasing, I did not swear), and if he wanted to comment on education, he ought to pretend to be Keiko O'Brien.

(Keiko here was a tragically underused and underwritten character, but tough as hell. She stayed married to Miles, after all.)

Nope! Mods didn't like that!

I didn't save that one, but, of course, I addressed them directly in the next. And that's not civil or on-topic or... I don't care. It's absurd, is what it is. I think I've said I like it when postmodern absurdity snaps its tether and makes a live appearance, so I took a picture before my comment went to Comment Heaven. I imagine it's frolicking there with Branda's overt white nationalism, even as we speak.

To sum up: On Canada's leading news... Hang on. Let me check that for accur...

Oh dear Christ. Alright! On Canada's second most popular news website, I got into an argument with a Nazi space lizard, and according to the mods, I am the asshole. I mean, I know I am an asshole, but it's odd that Lizard Hitler is a model citizen worthy of comment privileges and I, a humble frog, am not.

My go-to story for demonstrating Canada's brand of weirdness will remain, "Yeah, one morning I woke up and the top news article was 'Rob Ford Has Eaten a Bee,'" as it's a lot more succinct. Nevertheless, I think "People pretending to be genocidal space lizards think 102 degree classrooms are NBD, and I'm the crazy one" will be, er, the second most popular.

#canada #cbc news #ds9 #gul dukat #aita? #blatant amphibian censorship #that's some reptile privilege right there #canada's second most popular news site #they try harder! #absurdity #i know it's better not to engage but i can't help reminding them they shouldn't allow any comments ANY! #there is something seriously wrong with a niner who imprints on dukat of all people #the lizards are running canada now #somebody call david icke #yahoo isn't real that's made up that's a made up name #i think i hallucinated yahoo for a few years in college in the 00s #yah-HOO-oo-hoo!

[feline-evil]

Man i 'dread' the day my love of horror gets me some wack ass callout post written about me, because my instinctive need to be funny at all times WOULD kick in and i would be out here answering every "are you a cannibal irl 🤢" ask like 'YES and i think it is GOOD to do this and i am going to go out to the deli counter and BITE the people in line because i think Leatherface is REAL and MY FRIEND and he was RIGHT TO DO ALL THAT!'

the tumblr girlies would tear me APART (which is inherently problematic of them, dismemberment is NOT cool guys :( )

#jay talkin #sorry for being sooooo sexy and able to understand that liking horror doesnt mean i commit atrocities #im a texas chainsaw and the terror enjoyer. what can i say! #no to be real though to be honest and true #i try NOT to focus too much on what if i got called out for liking horror or being queer in a way far too online teens deem is wrong #but it does sometimes cross my mind that those weird fuckin chuds could try it #and GENUINELY. if i get some fake ass dumb callout abt liking horror or cannibalism posting i WILL lean into it bc it is funny asf #like what am i gonna do? grovel for forgiveness? no! if you think liking tcm makes me a bad person i dont want you around me lmao #but no yeah. i used to be in a community where i KNOW this wld happen bc someone did try and turn my friends on me via fake callout once #but i dont hang out there now and i have cool friends so i am safe to cannibalpost yippie yahoo!! #It Is Still Funny To Think About Though #also hi if yr this far in the tags. HASHTAG LEATHERFACE WAS RIGHT TO DO ALL THAT!!!!! BUBBA SWEEP!!!!!

[yououghtaknow]

hello followers, you all need to know that while watching this week’s riverdale, there was a point where i flung my arms in the air and yelled “GAY KEVIN!!!!! YAHOO!!!!!!!!!”

#to be fair gay kevin was there on my screen. yahoo. #also we watched the carrie episode and i got to explain thespian terrorism and why cheryl was wrong for it #(as heard in archie's weird podcast episode 4 featuring MOI)