my non-critter friend reviews the Meighty Nein
While cutting my hair (Part 3 - Vox machina review) (Part 1 - Bells Hells review)
Fjord
- I actually messed up writing down this part so all I remember is “Looks like a lizard my mom found”
Jester Lavorre
- You know Marina and the Diamonds? You know the song Bubblegum Bitch? Like that
- I imagine she has a flowy lolita-type skirt that she runs in and then falls and trips over
Caduceus Clay
- His proportions are very different from what I expected
- After me explaining what a Firbolg is: I thought you said ‘furball’ and that just works
- He looks like if a wizard and a medieval soldier kindof matched closets with a geisha? And he came out of there slaying and voguing
- I don’t know if anyone is following what the concept is but he sure has his own concept. I trust him
Caleb Widogast
- This is like 5 pixels. Of a dirty old man (in their defense the wiki did not let me download Caleb’s official artwork in its normal dpi so it was indeed a crunchy visual)
- He looks like he’s the underdog from a Barbie movie
- He has a cat, which I appreciate. Also has Bucky and Jon Snow energy
- *upon learning the cat’s name is Frumpkin* Frumpkin you are my favorite pixel on this whole planet
Beauregard Lionett
- Slayed
- Butch dressed in the MLM flag. Transmasc butch? Transmasc lesbian icon, long live the LGBTQ
- Who is she fighting, is she always fighting somebody?
Nott the Brave
- LIttol gremiln. With eyes that peer into your soul
- She looks like she would steal, as we say in Romanian, ‘the underwear off you’
Mollymauk Tealeaf
- Oh yeah that purple motherfucker
- I want his coat
- A purple version of Julian from The Arcana. The motherfucker-ness is there. *zooming in on a picture of Julian they pulled up on their phone* Look at him, he’s so tortured and pathetic. Your purple man also looks tortured and pathetic
Yasha Nidoorin
- Autistic.
- Big autistic lesbian. With sword. Goth She-Ra
- Is she aware of how emo she is?
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I can't explain how much yasha and Caleb's friendship is important to me
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Like is Eodwulf hitting on Yasha or am I crazy
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