my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "rusty lake" you'll be zonked out your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i think i just saw a dark ghost slit a gal's throat
my friend harvey pacing: the past is never dead it's not even past
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"Oh haha I like when they're brothers because in my hc Tim forgives Damian :)"
"I like both Tim and Damian, they're BOTH my favs!"
Girl who r u trying to convince
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hi i wrote kent parson fucked up little guy traded to the rangers fic 👍
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so i got fired before i can even get a shift
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Hey pro tip. Don’t threaten your friends with $uic1d3 when they give you an answer you don’t like.
I hate that people like this are real, I just had to talk one of my former younger students down from a panic attack bc she said she wouldn’t date a boy, and in response he did THIS.
Just don’t be so fucking rancid of a human being to think shit like that is okay, aight? And don’t cave to their manipulation and think this kind of behavior is acceptable or excusable, bc I promise you it isn’t.
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...That was the shortest nap I've ever taken. What even...? My memory's so... foggy. So foggy.
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Folks will be like 'i don't know enough about English accents to participate and replicate classism 🥺🥺🥺🥺' and then reblog a post takin the piss out of "Victorian chimney sweep" where the joke is just a written dialect that borrows from multiple disparate working class English accents.
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people on this site will call anything evangelical puritanism because they’re exchristians and that’s like their only widely accepted and lauded experience with like, general ingroup outgroup people shit. they’ll be like if you are a dick to me you are executing the catholic idea of persecution under the word of god and it’s like okay. sure. i heard of him
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OKAY I'm shy again so I think I'm gonna go to bed :3
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