#yes I almost said leijon instead of Leo no you shouldn’t comment to alert the homestuck police

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Zodiac signs as song quotes that are NPD moods

Yes, you read it right, with my poor understanding of zodiac stereotypes I will tell you what narcissistic personality disorder mood you are through song quotes. I got the idea from when people excuse their PD traits by saying they’re a Leo or smthn

• Aries

“I feel numb, I’ve been burning with haste, and I’m realizing now it’s a terrible waste”

- Baby hotline by Jack Stauber

• Taurus

“I’m sick and tired of false devotion, devote yourself to moving on, or suck it up and let it go, but you’re always out to get me”

- The irony of choking on a lifesaver by All Time Low

• Gemini

“I was the best at being second place, now I’m just a runner up, the second one you think of everyday before you go back to one”

- The graduates by Speedy Ortiz

• Cancer

“I see you staring in your mirror, what will it take for you to see? Your pretty smile is a monster and your beauty is empty”

- Beauty is empty by Mars Argo

• Leo

“I’m a force to be sure and I won’t be ignored, rather be dead than boring and I won’t say sorry, so hate me that just means I’m getting to you if I can’t have love them attention will do”

- Look at me by PhemieC/Hannah M

• Virgo

“Trying hard not to look like I’m trying that hard, failing miserably at everything including that”

- Two good things by Modern Baseball

• Libra

“Can you heal me? Have I gained too much? When you become untouchable you’re unable to touch. Is there a real me? Pop the champagne! It hurts me just to think and I don’t do pain”

- My ordinary life by the Living Tombstone

• Scorpio

“I’m gonna win, I’m gonna try, I’ll never lose, I’ll never die. You’ve seen me before, you’ll see me again, I’ll never give up, I’ll never give in.”

- I’m gonna win by Rob Cantor

• Sagittarius

“Yeah I snuck out your bed, so what? I’m a cold hearted kid, no love. I’ll take you home but I won’t take your calls. And I’m not sorry at all, I’m not sorry at all.”

- So what by K. Flay

• Capricorn

“Don’t cheat me. Don’t you cheat me. Don’t you think you can fucking lie to me. Cause I won’t fall and kiss your feet.”

- Philosopher my arse by Marina

• Aquarius

“I’m like the cold dead winter finally looking for the spring, and you’re the nice warm sun you give birth to everything”

- Today is not real by the Front Bottoms

• Pisces

“How to feel when you orchestrate a big deal, something of an ordeal, but you just don’t have it in you”

- Slip away by Mother Mother

If you feel the urge to explain how badly I’m misunderstanding the nature of a Sagittarius please know it’s wasted effort you will be happier if you scroll or block

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