#you took my mother you Fuck

[possiblyawesometmblr]

you guys have no fucking idea how long i've been waiting to finally let ari truly let loose on fable. god that scream was so cathartic

#I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HER TO SCREAM AT THIS SHITTY SHITTY MAN #FOR SO LONG #you took my mother you Fuck #Die. #fable smp #fsmp #fable smp finale #arisanna fable smp

[chrollohearttags]

meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.

#nicki got to be one of the nastiest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life #you ain’t had a fucking hit in 10 yrs good enough to act the way you do #it’s crazy it took her being so vile to meg for ppl to get it #it’s always ‘protect blk women’ w/her until it’s somebody she don’t like lmao #and her only beef with her is that she collabed with cardi #the only one who stuck by her side mind you so ofc she #she’s been terrible and I remember back in 2017 when ppl jumped me for ‘defending a Latina woman’ over her #the same bitch that co opted a hashtag meant for missing and murdered blk women for her own bullshit #while cardi was using her platform to speak up for breonna Taylor and police brutality? oh okay #she’s a nasty witch and her karma will come #rap beef aside #‘how you got 3 Grammys and can’t stay on beat?’ #how are you the supposed queen and been rapping since Jesus was in Jerusalem but have zero? #bringing up her dead mother..you deserve to rot #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m so happy cardi no longer feeds into her bullshit and lets her stupid ass talk to the wall #all the new girls are outshining her and I’m so glad they don’t have to grovel to her #the fact that these girls just came out and are her competition says more abt nicki than it does Meg cardi latto or anybody else #her peers should be missy kim queen latifah etc #and yet she’s linking up with 23 year olds and beefing with girls 20 years her junior #guess that predator spirit run in the family huh

[bamsara]

live reaction of me trying not to lose it when someone gives their unwanted opinion on if i'm *really* disabled and then completely seriously suggests i should have 'oil bath detoxs' in order to fix me

#cw horror #just in case #you guys do not know the willpower it took not to snap #sara shush #my tiktok addicted mother who literally watched me go pale on a hospital bed and cried when i seized: omg a detox smoothie can fix you #shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

[alagaesia-headcanons]

It's incredibly amusing to consider the things that Murtagh technically would not know about because he fucked off at the end of the war. (i suspect the new book fudges a lot of this, but im not talking about that.) And the "Brom is Eragon's dad" situation is by far the funniest.

Because Eragon drops that bombshell in the middle of the final confrontation and Does Not Elaborate, including when he talks to Murtagh right before he leaves. He has literally no idea how Brom fits into the backstory of his parents. Technically, he still shouldn't even know that Selena ever betrayed Morzan and helped the Varden! He just has to deal with the knowledge that Brom fucked his mom ~at some point~ and he has no clue what was going on with that. And combined with the details Murtagh does know about the three of them, it's even funnier, like Brom had hang ups about BOTH his parents??? I just know it convinces him that all of them were insane. He has the very tip of the iceberg and everything beneath seems Messy, he's not even sure he wants the rest of the story.

Also he wouldn't actually know how the hell Eragon killed Galbatorix. Eragon doesn't explain that either and Murtagh wouldn't have a different way to know. The spell wasn't spoken, and assuming Murtagh was conscious enough to process all the shit going down, Eragon only says "I made you understand" which is incredibly vague on its own. From Murtagh's perspective, Eragon cast some kinda spell on Galbatorix that apparently sucked so bad that he blew himself up. And he just has no idea what it actually did

King of "I don't know what the fuck is going on so I'll just roll with it I guess"

#eragon #inheritance cycle #murtagh #hes just gone through so much shit at this point hes like 'you know. im not even gonna ask.' #the brom thing is so fucking funny to me tho #he Cant have any complicated feelings like brom abandoned him or took his mother away bc he doesnt know jack shit #hes trapped in the stage of 'why did he and my mom bang???' ahfdjsahfkjsa #(on a more sad note it kinda feels like murtagh doesnt believe he has the right to ask for anything hes not freely given....)

[takethebodymarc]

lego richas i did for uni!

and a dramatic video as a plus <3

#gotta thank my classmate who did the initial egg model #and she let me use it<3 #only used like a bit of the head but it helped a lot #the whole thing was the shirt lmao #anyways this was really fucking fun #rendering took so long bc of the video #610 frames! three minutes each! ooff #anyways #bye #richarlyson you sweet baby mwah #qsmpart #qsmp fanart #qsmp #richarlyson #happy mothers day to you too richas ksjsjskjsjks #lego

[moldeater02]

Yuesya Masterlist

From @yuesya blog. Hope it helps everyone, cuz i sure get confused with all these AUs

Edited and updated with some AUs i missed New edit on the sixth of january 2024

Twins au

Twin cannon

Twin swap au *V1 *V2

Bastard Shiki Au

Toji's Bastard au and fannart

Bastard au V3

Heian Shiki

Shiki in cannon Kenjaku's reaction to it

Same age au

Older sister au

Technique swap

Daughter au

Twin dimension travel : part 1?, part 2

Mother au and fanart and fanart 2 And Bad end mother AU

Demon slayer au

Nanami-Kenjaku

Male Shiki au

Edit! I checked and realised i forgot some AUs, here they are!

Shiki actually answer Getou's question like a normal human being AU

Shiki vs Satoru

Older Shiki AU (not to be confused with older sister AU)

Chainsaw man AU

Shiki goes to Kyoto school AU

Shiki goes to universe where Kenjaku possessed her corpse AU Genshin AU and actual first talks of said AU here

Shiki(gami) AU

Cursed spirit Shiki AU

Second MEoDP user Shiki AU

Chainsaw man AU

#@yuesya #zenith of stars #zenith of stars au #twins au #twins swap au #mother au #heian Shiki #older sister au #honestly i'm too lazy to tag them all #how the fuck do you get this many au #this took me too long #might have missed aus #might add them later might not #heavy respect to yuesya #i did try to link all the post #but my pc almost crashed so... #i swear the ask are sometimes worse than the answers wtf #why so many au #actually very interested in a few of them but they don't get many updates or asks #amazing work on Yuesya's part

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

the sole and devastating problem with monkey man is that it will literally never be able to push past the people who think the concept of the film disrespects hanuman ji to be exposed in an environment where people see it for more than its name.

#raj shitposting #my mother ACTUALLY asked me why the film took hanuman ji as the monkey god to drive the plot when there are monkey gods everywhere. #i was so shocked because wtf all those monkey gods are literally based on hanuman ji besides this is a film about an indian man. #she still thought that it was just disrespecting hinduism so i didn't let her watch past the scene with lucky in the tavern. #like i don't think indians have the tolerance or the right etiquettes to watch this film at all. #which is why i am starting to feel glad it was never released here. indians saale hain hi adipurush ke layak mcbc. #inn logo ko bhakti do to uski batti banakar filmmaker ki hi gaand mein ghusedna chayenge. #inhe violence do to kahenge humare bhagwaan aese nahi the tum log humare bhagwan ka mazak uda rahe ho. #saala chahate kya ho? #tum log behenchod adipurush dekho aur har acchi cheez ko ban hone do. #people view religion as blind devotion rather than something that allows you to connect yourself to your gods. #they don't believe their gods could make mistakes. and they sure don't believe for a goddamn second that their god could be wrong. #i am not saying monkey man is about proving god wrong because it FUCKING ISN'T. #it's about a boy who clung to a story his mother told him as a child in hopes of finding her in the ugly face of the world. #something that would allow him to keep going because that's what hanuman ji would've done. that what his mother would've wanted. #like stop this absolute crap nonsense guys this film does not call the kid hanuman it literally invokes his image to inspire the kid. #HANUMAN JI IS WHAT IS HELPING THE KID FIGHT THIS WAR WITH HIMSELF AND THE WORLD. #he's literally like the krishna to the kid's arjun. he's a guide who talks through the kid's past through his mother's voice. #tum log bajrangi bhaijaan hi dekhlo bhai tumhare andar yeh picture hazam karna ka guda nahi hai. #monkey man #dev patel

[yuridovewing]

Was gonna make Hollycinder endgame to my hyporewrite but now that Hollyleaf is gonna be a medic all the way through po3, I kiiinda want to put her with Willowshine instead. For the drama. Oh the misery of swearing yourself to your restrictive code to an unhealthy degree being challenged when you fall for another medic from another clan, indulging in the romance when you're children but breaking it off because you refuse to put your selfish sinful desires over the goodwill of StarClan and tradition, spending a few years in yearning and guilt and ruminating going "I had to, I can't love her, I would be less than scum if I did" and throwing herself into her work. Only to learn that she herself is a product of a forbidden relationship, the same as the one she indulged in. And her mother had "no" consequences for so long. Her mentor who she looked up to more than anything, who she previously honored for her faith in StarClan and the code and saw her as a standard worth following, had faltered in her faith. Why? Why would she inflict that on her clan? Why would she inflict that on Hollyleaf? What was it for? . .. Could Hollyleaf have done the same? Would she? But why? Was she cursed with her mother's name because she was destined to be like her? Were they both destined to be sinners? No, no. No. This can be fixed. It has to be. She can repent. They can both repent. And she will make her mother repent if its the last thing she does. She has to. She has to get back in StarClan's good will. She has to. She has to.

#one of the moments in po3 that stick with me is when they were buddies when she was a medic apprentice #and then when jaypaw took over willowpaw was like :/ where tf is hollypaw i hate this guy #... bonus points maybe if leafpool noticed her feelings and tried to gently steer her away from willowpaw #cause she didnt want her to get hurt the same way she did #anyways uhhhh leafpool and hollyleaf recovering from religious trauma together is this anything #also hollyleaf having broken the code the same way her mother did and finding out would be. AUGH. #hollyleaf in my head i love you you are so fucked up and pathetic and you need therapy so bad #razorverse

[angelnumber27]

*he spilled my cup of paint water all over everything idk why I said he spilled watercolors I just woke up girls

I literally walked away for two minutes tops to make coffee and came back to his ass sitting on this water color palette and my painting open after spilling my watercolor water all over it

Look at that face. He knows he did something wrong hahahha

#I really wish I had a pic of him just sitting on the watercolors bc it was hilarious #like he looked so innocent and cute and I just knew his was was covered in various colors hashahwhwha #but i was more concerned with the toxicity so my immediate reaction was to try to clean his paws the best I could #and research #it won’t cause any skin or gastrointestinal issues so we’re good thankfully #he will be fine don’t worry lmao it’s water based watercolors #gonna watch him close just in case #grabbed him asap and a wash cloth and took him to the sink #but yes to reiterate it’s NOT TOXIC AND HE IS FINE I PROMISE #also thank goodness I grabbed him immediately before he started prancing around on the white carpet bc I would be yelled at for weeks #u have four bloody scratches on my face but there are not rainbow foot prints all over the house and he is safe so I am fine with that #i** #they’re ^ #the way cats attack you and think they’re being punished when you’re literally potentially trying to just save their life #or help them #like unhooking their claw from somethin their stuck too #and like I give a fuck about clothes as much as my cat but there’s paint all over my favorite robe too now hahah #legit thiught the red streaks on my face were watercolor hahahaha so I was like oh shit that blood #I’m not mad #after I found out it wasn’t toxic and that he didn’t step all over the wet carpets and that he was okay i laughed for like 15 minutes #I’m still laughing like… y’all ☠️ #please excuse my voice I’m a little sick and I sound like a southerner ew #like why do i sound like someone’s Christian Baptist mother offering someone cookies #Queso #my cats #lmao

[maddymoreau]

#Who ever donated to get him to read this ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ ) I LOVE YOU!!! So I had to edit the audio to the video!!! #Error143 #Micah Yujin #MaddyMoreauPost #I’ve come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. #That’s right he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG. #And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. #Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what here’s what my dong looks like: #PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. #He fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS. #Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Angel? #I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth! #Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[funstyle]

girlhood 🥰 is being bullied by other girls for being "ugly" into a complete depressive refusal to take care of your appearance at age 9 and showing up to school unwashed and unkempt because it wouldnt make a difference anyway ❤️

#this one girl who would tell me my hair was frizzy and my skin was bad and my body was wrong every single fucking day. #when i was already enduring that from my mother. really took a toll on me! #like if it were one thing it would be one thing but it was a complete takedown of my appearance. fuck you emma. u still illiterate? #just love that i did this and the school called my parents which just made them yell at me more. thanks

[outism-had-a-purpose]

yeah so like. in the post credits cg.

hermann recruits ahab.

Hot take: toxic codependent old woman yuri between these two.

HERMANN ASSEMBLING THE HAG AVENGERS.

#canto v spoilers #like. pretty big since this is at the post credits and all that schmuck #the asks had a purpose #assorted outisms #hermann took one look at this soggy wet old cat covered in whale spit (?) and gore and went. yeah. i want her come aboard bbygirl #considering deeply the potential of toxic codependent old woman yuri. rotating it in my head right now #several cantos on we meet those two again and gregor and ishmael are shaking ahab and hermann by the collar and going: #'did you FUCK AHAB/MY MOTHER'

[moe-broey]

It's like.

Sharena is Alfonse and Lif's sister (complicated on Lif's end but roll w me here) but neither Alfonse/Lif would consider each other brothers because they're one and the same. I think something similar happened with Peony and Sharena, where they started out as two people but became so intertwined and entangled that they became each other. Alfonse is Sharena's brother, unshakable, by choice now. Nothing will change the fact that, at one point, Sharena stopped swapping with Peony. Nothing changes the fact that at one point, that's the Sharena he grew up with, that he knows as his sister now. And even before then, "What's mine is yours". Alfonse was Peony's brother, so Alfonse is Sharena's brother. Unbeknownst to him, he had two sisters. Up until A Point.

So, in a similar way that Sharena is a sister to both Alfonse and Lif but Alfonse and Lif aren't brothers, Peony is Alfonse's sister but not Sharena's sister. Fused (Sharena and Peony) or Died (Alfonse and Lif). What does this make Triandra to Sharena? Another estranged sibling essentially, just like Peony and Alfonse, especially by "What's mine is yours" rules. Triandra was Sharena's sister. So Triandra is Peony's sister. What does this make Alfonse and Triandra? Technically unrelated. If the divorce game is insane you can have Sibling A be halfsies with Sibling B (eg: shared dad different moms) and Sibling B can have a Sibling C (same mom different dads) and Siblings A and C are literally unrelated (no shared parents between them). To me I like to think of Alfonse and Triandra as distant cousins. That is not how that works in this example but this is my belief based on vibes alone.

And man don't even get me started on how Triandra and Peony feel like half-siblings despite being (presumably) full siblings but Freyja fucking took her sister in the divorce (sibling. Divorce. Well. At least they're not together.)

#feh #back on this fucking bullshit LMFAOOOOOOOOO #i don't think it's going anywhere but like. look into my mind boy. as i parse all this out #the fucking. took x thing in the divorce joke is so natural to me i legitimately didn't think twice #that. literally happens. parents do take siblings in the fuckinh divorce. like that literally fucking happens. #one thing that drives me insane is how divorce coded this entire fuckinh situation is #and yet. henriette and gustav are the most fascinating study into a loving marriage until death do us part like literally. #also like. might be playing w fire here but intsys started it. reading the sweet dream/nightmare split #caused by freyr and freyja as a divorce situation is also really fascinating. not like literally #more like. figuratively. but the effects are extremely similar. the divide between family is what i'm getting at here #and esp how freyja at least very much acts as a mother figure to the nightmare fairies #like again. intsys started it. i'm just working with what you gave me. #sharena #fe peony #fe alfonse #fe triandra

[hercookieangelhuman]

Undertale yellow flowey embroidery

This took about 40 hours, give or take a few

#I can tell you one thing #Embroidering while having arthritis is really not a piece of cake. When you hand cramps just by holding it at an angle. #At least I can be grateful for my empty schedule #Makes embroidering till the sun rises back up so much easier #Insomnia also helps with this task #I was listening to the ost while working on it and… Live reaction #Occupied turf is so good actually !? Why wasn’t it shown more often !? IT’S FIRE !? #I forgot I only did a pacifist so I got so confused when neutral Flowey came out… #A mother’s love ? Should’ve called this “I’m gonna fuck you up” #The number of time I got my ass handed back to me in this fight is not even funny #The first time is great. The second I only discern my favorites and the sudden change in style. By the third loop I can’t recognize shit #my brain is melting and my eyes are on fire… #Advantages on doing it during daytime. Eyes hurt less. Good stupid tv to listen to in the background Disadvantages. People #Advantages on doing it at night. Alone. Personally work better at night #Disadvantages. No good TV. Time goes by slower…? I don’t know maybe I’m just loosing it with those freaking petals #For reference one petal took me about 3 and a half hours. So yeah… I thought it would never end… Took out almost all my yellow. #When the line tangles itself in the back and you realize only close to the end of it that half went missing #So you have to go backward to entangle it and loose 30 mins because damn it #Cats are not helpful in any of those scenarios #Why do I feel the need to make the back perfect when nobody else but me will know #This is the last time I do one so big without thinking it through #Note to self. Don’t do it standing up when the cats are awake. She just destroyed my stomach #I think i’m losing it #Back after a few weeks #God this white thread is doing my head in… I’m willing to bet my leg half the time I spent on the face was me untangling it. #I’m almost done. It’s finally over. Dark brown took exactly 4 h and 13 mins #undertale #undertale yellow #embroidery #I’m thinking of doing Boris the wolf next. Because I just found the perfect rendition to put on my wall

[ef-1]

kate! this may be a weird question but how did you decide you wanted to do law and which law school to go to? im so confused with what i want to do and would appreciate any advice ❤️

nice try feds

#i kinda of knew i wanted to do law. i was v good a legal studies in hs. i was v good at English. i took AP english. #so the stars kinda aligned for me. i also associated law with these romantic and unrealistic conceptions which helped me really work for it #as for law school- NICE TRY FEDS (sorry bb im not comfortable disclosing which uni im a student of while im still studying #totes not anything on your part- there are just a lot of weirdos online and i think its bad online hygiene to do that lmAO #though i will say this: when i got my offers it was between the uni im attending and the university of st andrews. #i am still v much obsessed with st andrews and i hope i can do post grad there one day. the 2 major problems were: #st andrews doesnt actually have law. i was gonna do international relations then law- thats how bad i wanted it lol #anyway the real roadblock was that my mother spends like 8 months of the year in the UK and thats too fucking close to Scotland #and bb kate would have killed herself etc. #you just need to find the middle ground between what you love and what youre good at

[knightofleo]

#downed on first go! #it took me fucking forever to find my way but i finally got a general idea of how to get around the place and where everything was at #or so i thought i realized two seconds after I beat that idiot #that i'd yet to find my way down to gudrun goldilocks or whatever his name was #hope i didn't fuck anything up #i hate that kind of stuff #i know i'm probably missing out on good things but i just can't deal with games that go like #if you don't compliment the blue chancellor's pet lizard at precisely at 14:05 on a tuesday when the moon's in venus retrograde #then somebody's gonna kill themselves three chapters later and five different very important quests get closed off forever or whatever #or games where there's permanent failure hiding behind every dialogue option would be a more sensible if less fun way to say that i guess #oh well #off to liurnia we go #or i'll just see if i can't find my way to the basement first #ølden ring #fun fact: godrick voice actor's name is ramon tikaram #and he's the brother of british singer tanita tikaram (twist in my sobriety/good tradition etc.) #who my mother was a huge fan of when i grew up