you fall from sky heights (and into my arms). [qian x yuan fanfic]
"are you tired of me?" qian questions, crossing his arms, demanding an answer.
yuan softens even more. his heart melts entirely to the floor, and he might need to wipe it clean again, but—
"i can never get tired of you, ge," yuan confesses. it's always the truth.
or yuan and qian living the domestic husbands' lifestyle while being obnoxiously silly and annoying with each other (featuring lots of kisses and hugs and everything nice).
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UNKNOWN, the series...
When I tell you every fucking piece of artifact in that bedroom came to life to enjoy the event of Yuan and Qian fuckin'.... When I tell you the sweater/shirt were happy they were being stretched the fuck out relieved from the anxiety of not knowing if they're about to get laid in this moment. The room door was screamin' cause it wasn't a fake check up knock at the door but bodies pressed against it. I swear I heard the doorknob fucking gasp cause Yuan forget to lock it... Li Li come look what your brothers are doing. This Ninja Yuan said I waited all my life for this day... The thirst so real he undressed himself... YEETED Qian motherfuckin' glasses across the room and gave it a concussion. Undressed Qian like he was the baby cause tonight he's gettin' it in. He had the lamp howlin' cause it's all on display, no more darkness... everything is in the light tonight. Had the quintessential BL checker sheets praising them for finally being used right for the first time... no more bullshit fever or fever dream wetness... the correct moisture that's taken years is properly being supplied. Do you hear me. Even the fucking curtains were smiling like Casper The Friendly Ghost that they couldn't even move. All of them up in that room like Beauty and the Beast characters... Meanwhile the age height beam downstairs vexed as fuck it couldn't partake in this visionary beauty just the confession... but it's a team player cause it's holding that second story up for this long overdue escapade... Woooiiii.... Chris Chiu and Kurt Huang take a bow.
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Dage (1 post)
#dage
Alternate Titles:
大哥
Dage
Big Brother
Author: Priest
Resources:
NovelUpdates
Characters:
song lili
wei qian
wei zhiyuan
Ships:
yuanqian (wei zhiyuan/wei qian)
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Title: Cicida Girl: Love Apaiser
(蝉女)
Summary:
As a "love appraiser", she helps wives "verify" their husbands' sincerity as "the other woman". With her heaven-sent appearance and career mission to undermine the feelings of others, is what she does guarding "true love" or just destroying it? Is she breaking through lies or creating tragedies? Some people say that this comic depicts the original sin of men's desire, women's distrust of love and the self-restraint of people in a romantic relationship.
Authors: Yuanqian Gong & Royalacg (宫缘乾)
Status: Ongoing
Resources:
Webcomic (App)
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CICADA GIRL: Love Appraiser
Title: CICADA GIRL: Love Appraiser
Media: Webcomic
Author: Yuanqian Gong and Royalacg
Criticism written by: Kai
Editor: Julie
The Review:
Hello everyone! My name is Kai ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ I’m sure you all know who I am if you follow Julie’s and mine others blogs. If not, just know that I’m one of the reviewers in the blog ThatYandereCritic. Today, instead of rating or reviewing a yandere story, I’ll be reviewing a webcomic that I’ve been following for sometime…
Love Appraiser follows the story of a woman named Sally. As the title suggest, Sally is a “Love Appraiser”: a person who help wives and girlfriends verify their husband’s or boyfriend’s sincerity in the relationship (AKA would the guy cheat?). The entire time Sally was working as a love appraiser, not a single guy proved to be loyal. It was during one of her jobs that she met a man named Benny. Sally mistaken him as her target and was surprised to find that he was a tough nut to crack. Intrigued by Benny’s aloof nature, Sally decided to give love a chance and chase after Benny and the two eventually started dating. Of course, being a love appraiser, Sally have to make sure that Benny is loyal…
Aaand, that’s the whole story in a nutshell. There’s lots of drama in between with character dynamics and spoiler alert: Benny pass Sally’s test… for now. I want to first start out in saying that the art is absolutely breathtaking and incredibly detailed. It’s particularly unique and the way the women are drawn are really beautiful. As for the guys… eh, they’re fine. If the artist tried, I’m sure they can draw an attractive dude but for some reason, all the guys look average to mediocre. It just makes me go, “how can these guys hook up with all these hot chicks? Are they rich or “have a good personality”?” Anyways, the art is amazing and the dialogue is particularly interesting. It really draws you in and characters say some thought provoking lines. Too bad once you take away all the flowery language, you realize how stupid the characters are and that the “morality issue” is bullshit.
If you look pass the art and the grandiose dialogue, you realize that the message of “the morality of love” that the author is trying to get across is just plain weak and idiotic. Just like Shiki, Love Appraiser just fell flat with it’s “area of grey”. Stripping Love Appraiser of it fancy wrapping, all you find is a bunch of manchilds whining about how it’s women fault that they end up cheating. Christ, it’s like reading an incel forum if the incels were a little more eloquent with their words.
You see, dear readers, the author is trying to paint the conflict of “men’s desires vs. women’s distrust in love”. The comic is just one big show of “Women distrust men= woman test men= men fall into temptation= man cheats= they break up= self fulfilling prophecy.” But there are so many things wrong with this painting that I don’t even know where to start. First of all, the comic is stating that all men cheat and if given the chance a man will cheat. The message that is trying to get across here is “women need to accept the fact that men will cheat on you and to just live with it.” Just… no. Truly loyal men would never cheat. I recall there was a dialogue in the comic that basically boils down to: “Are you tell me that men shouldn’t cheat? Crazy.” YES. EXACTLY. IF YOU’RE DATING SOMEONE. DON’T CHEAT DUMBASS.There was another message of how “it’s womens fault for why a man cheats.” A) No. It’s not. Women aren’t some puppet master that control your actions. Just say no and move on. B) Yes, the woman is at fault if she hired a “love appraiser” to test her man but it’s still the guys fault for even falling for it like a moron. Honestly, if you really want to hit home on “woman’s distrust” you don’t show it by proving the woman is right. If we see the man passing the test and then finding out that he was test; which leads up to the break up, that would be more meaningful for this message. C) Most women aren’t that distrustful in the first place, tbh. Unless there’s an insecurity, most women trust their partner. I like to think that most women have a “gut feeling” when if comes to when a guy is cheating on them. Basically, this point just falls flat no matter how you look at it. There was another issue where this guy was cheating on his wife (who he has kids with mind you). When Sally tried to put out how fucked up this was, the group of “friends” shut her down by shaming her and gave excuses why cheating is a good thing. They gave the excuses like “how messy divorce is”, “how married life ruined this guys life”, and “that he still loves his wife but also the mistress”. Just… fuck off. Just grow a pair of balls and commit to that divorce if you hate your married life so much and clearly he doesn’t love his wife enough if he willingly made her a cuck. The most infuriating point they made was when one of the guys said, “Dating this mistress made him (the cheater) act like himself again. It’s like he’s 18 again.” Oh? So what about the wife who’s acting her age in juggling a job, a household, and children? Because fuck her for “ruining his life”, am I right boys?! AY!
Fuck off assholes.
The more I read, the more angry I get yet I can’t look away like watching a trainwreck in motion. Authors always have a hard time in writing morality and it can fail horrible in a story, just like Love Appraiser. When you want to create a story about two clashing moral points, they have to weigh equally on a scale. Yes, there are some faults with a woman being distrust in a relationship, but that’s honestly normal. Relationships are scary but with trust and communication, it can be something secure. You know what isn’t normal? Cheating. No matter how the author tries to paint cheating, cheating is bad. Morally? Bad. Society? Bad. There’s nothing good about it and all parties get hurt. This isn’t polygamy where everyone is a consenting adults. It’s one person (maybe two) going behind their partner’s back without them knowing. “Poor the guys for having to put up with a relationship!” No, pity the women who have their trust broken by the person they trust the most. If you want to be with a different person, then be the bigger man and break up with your current partner; don’t cheat. Seriously, don’t. It ain’t rocket science folks.
Well, I might be harping too much since cheating is a big issue with me. I’m pretty morally loose person but if there’s two things I’m rigid on is loyalty and humility. I still encourage everyone to read this webcomic and come to your own conclusions but I only beg that you don’t be tricked by the pretty pictures and sparkly words. As your teachers like to preach: Think critically.
Overall Score: 5/10
(Kai’s note: People give yanderes a bad rep as a love interest but honestly, after reading this comic, they’re looking more ideal. Who doesn’t want a loyal partner who would literally do anything for you and never cheat on you? I don’t know about y’all but I can sleep more easily with a guy who’s could kill me instead of a normal guy who would cheat on me. I already risk getting murdered by random strangers everyday just by going outside, what’s the difference?)
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