#zzs can't cook

[accio-victuuri]

their ordinary life. 🏠

i am referencing this post which was allegedly shared in 2021. i like how it’s written and the cpn clues inserted, then making a whole story out of it. a reason why most of us love lrg and other rumor anecdotes is because it’s simple and shows what their day to day life is like. tho they are celebrities with extraordinarily busy lives, the thought of them just being zz and bobo is comforting and sweet. it may be confusing cause there are parts where they are both referenced as they. and then it will switch to “i” as if in the person’s first person pov.

all of this is fake & fanfiction…

they should have a cat and a dog. everyone knows the cat's name is Tao, the dog’s name also matches the cat very well, it’s called Lizi. it’s a puppy ZZ bought it on impulse, but in the end I had to give it to my mother in Chongqing to deal with the aftermath. they have a home in Beijing, with a room full of helmets and musical instruments. there is also a room equipped with a projector, with warm and artistic decoration. when the two people are tired, they can lie here and watch movies together. there is also a big LCD TV, two people playing games to decide the outcome and doing housework.

the kitchen should be well-equipped, but the storage of materials is not alot, both of them are busy and have little time to cook, but there should be someone that makes trouble while the other person is cooking, and the other person will teach. when that person was making hand cakes, he had a headache several times and wanted to curse.

the room they sleep in, well, the bedding must be of high quality, it must be very comfortable and considerate for two people who both have the habit of sleeping naked. someone should install a night light in the toilet so that people who are afraid of the dark can get up in the middle of the night. there will be lights as soon as the toilet is near. there should be a lot of things on the bedside, eye drops, stomach-protecting tablets, Ryukakusan, cough cough... In short, both of them takes good care of your body! there will be a light fragrance in the room. they are all people who love cleanliness, maybe it’s also due to the scented candles.

there is a huge closet, which could have been used as a styling area in the beginning. one will often buy several pieces at a time and wrap them up. the other will also complain that one person loves shopping so much that he is not frugal and knows how to organize his clothes regularly. it was painful to pick out an old model to wear, and taught another person: "See, this is okay. As for clothes, save money and don’t buy so much. You still have a mortgage. ” another smiled and didn’t say anything. clothes that smell like them over time are familiar and reassuring, as if they are by each other’s side. In this way, they give each other company. Sometimes the trip is too urgent and I don’t pay much attention. both people will pack the wrong clothes into their suitcases. there should also be a small gym, where two actors and teachers can work hard. One person is envious of another's eight-pack abs, and the other possesses someone's waist (don't ask me why I know it's possible because I am a barbell. )

both of them have been doing more and more endorsements, and they have a lot of products at home. when the two brothers are in a good mood, they take one out and play with it, jokingly calling it "opening a blind box." most of the time, they kept sending them to my family, and the family group was noisy.

the two of them still can't stay at home most of the time and are always on the road. yes, headphones are a common item. why? because they are used for making phone calls and watching videos and to chat online. I took out my mobile phone to complain after getting off work. i quickly called to tell him that I miss you. people’s true emotions finally have a safe and secure place. how good is this, just wanting someone who can always listen to me in my life. you act coquettishly. you can complain and cry.

i also surfed the Internet, but I just browsed casually, after all, it was all the same rainbow fart, I want to take some time to listen to that person blowing it to me. sometimes it’s annoying to see fans quarreling. i used my account number to tell them to stop arguing, but it didn’t work. just switch to my other account and fight bravely with heizi ( antis ) and lose. until the account was suspended and blocked, then I took screenshots and felt aggrieved. he said, "Baby, look at me, I've lost another number by helping you.". The other person was amused, and he was no longer troubled by the remarks.

the other side is also keen on surfing and secretly saves a lot of emoticons, all of which are like pigs. regarding this, after I sent it, I laughed so hard that I hit the table and couldn’t stop having fun. hey, of course you can hear the voice of someone screaming on the phone: "Why does it have to be a pig?" "I'm a leopard! Not a pig! You What a stinky rabbit!”

they will take care of eating, taking medicine, drinking water, and taking care of each other when they are sick. they will take good care of each other and care for each other. if you are disobedient, it will be known immediately, and you will be punished, and then you will obey because I want to live a long with the other person. if possible, I hope it will be the same in my next life.

he will also get jealous, lose his temper and act awkward. Alas, as an actor, he is still in the entertainment industry. what can I do? Buy gifts, buy food, make phone calls. if you want to talk, send WeChat, and send some updates and stuck points that fans can’t understand.

In the end, I still couldn't coax him, so I could only study how to fight authentically and run to see the other party. the time is very short, and you may only be able to stay in the car, room, or corner. i left after an hour or two, my temper was gone, and I kept looking at the other person. laugh, give a hug, hold hands for a walk, kiss, and talk for a long time. if it's been a long time, your eyes will inevitably turn red when you separate.

“Every time it’s so short, it’s hard to be separated, and I won’t be able to come next time.

“But I miss you.

"...I know, I'll come see you next time."

knowing that there will be an event for two people on the same stage will make them excited for a long time, and they will fall in love at public expense. love, doesn’t it feel good?

no matter what, they won’t understand the meaning of it anyway. meet backstage, eat a meal together, take ugly photos of each other while doing makeup, and fight. let’s sit together and look at our phones and chat about the current situation. the two people at the back looked right at each other when Fang doesn't speak, the staff will consciously go out and leave them alone.

think hard. I miss you even when I walk. I miss you when I sit. kiss the necklace that you bought for me, look at the blue sky and white clouds, draw a picture, then take the archeology test, and look at the other party’s dark history, snap screenshots and make emoticons and throw them over. it’s the happiness that only artists can have when they fall in love, don’t you understand~

regarding the public, the feeling of being watched by millions of people cheering and blessing that summer it’s really good. surrounded by love from all over the world, you will feel that there is nothing better than our happy couple. maybe, one day, wait for the rainbow to come. On that day, I am Lao Wang and he was Lao Xiao. We walked in front of everyone. before, he drew a story about us, told by me since I was 21 years old.

#yizhan #bjyx #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do #i feel so somft

[nyoomfruits]

Heard you were hunting for plant fiasco story, and I will give you one but first, I shall fangirl:

OMG YOUR STORY IS SO GOOD I READ IT FIVE TIMES SINCE IT WAS POSTED 🥹🥹🥹🧡

Now for the plant fiasco: my current office has the unkillable ZZ plants scattered through the office to make it look less soul sucking, and we also have a in-house chill garden with vines and philodendrons all over the room and walls. My colleague knows nothing about plants and every time I touch one, like inspecting the leaves or something she tells me to stop because it might be poisonous 😅 so I decided to play a joke on her with our other colleague. Basically we booked out all three floors of meeting rooms in the building and left only the chill garden free so when she needed a meeting room for the day she had to book the only free one. Then we talked really loud with receptionist about the poisonous plants inside the garden (there are none) while the colleague was in there and had the meeting and could hear every single word. She was visibly sweating and looking around… And as we were talking, a leaf fell down from one of the plants on the table and I kid you not, she screamed bloody murder and jumped away, running out of the room. Everyone present was dying from laughing 😂 since then, we cannot have meetings in the chill garden 😅

Hope you don’t me vomiting my equivalent of plant fiasco on you but this was the most evil in-house thing I’ve done 😂🫣

okay first of all this is SO funny oh my god, i can't believe she fell for that??? also the PREP that went into this i'm mad impressed this is a jim from the office kind of dedication to office pranks and i love it

second of all. i couldn't stop thinking about how this was abosutely something charles from the fake dating au would do??? and then i accidentally ended up writing what's essentially an epilogue for the fic so uuuuh... here you go????

Max is just putting the pasta into boiling water, when he hears the front door open and close, and the sounds of someone taking off their shoes and coat. Seconds later, Charles appears in the kitchen, smiling widely.

“Hey, babe,” he says, making his way over to Max and pressing a kiss to his cheek.

“Hey,” Max says, stirring his onions, “how was work?”

Charles’s grin widens as he hops up onto the counter to sit next to where Max is cooking. “You know how it’s been a bit boring now Cecile finally stopped believing the coffee machine is haunted?” Charles’s eyes are sparkling with mischief.

Max sends Charles a knowing look. “What did you do?”

“Me?” Charles asks, all faux innocent. Max raises an eyebrow. Charles grins. “We kind of convinced her all of the plants in that one garden themed meeting room were poisonous.”

Max tries very hard to look unimpressed and stoic about it, but he can’t help but the corners of his mouth turning up. “You are evil, you know that?”

Charles hums. “And you love me for it,” he says, leaning forward and capturing Max’s lips in a quick kiss.

“Unfortunately,” Max says, laughing when Charles squeaks indignantly. Max adds bell peppers and zucchini to the pan and stirs them around a little. “I cannot believe its literally your last week at there and you’re spending it riling Cecile up.”

“I want to go out doing what I love most,” Charles says, swinging his legs a little and grinning cheekily. “Plus, the second I start studying engineering after the summer its going to be all work and no play, so I think I deserve this little bit of fun before that.”

Max hums, and stirs in a few tablespoons of Boursin. Charles tries to stick his finger in the sauce that’s forming in the pan and Max swats his hand away. “You know I’m proud of you, right? For taking that step?”

Charles rolls his eyes, but his smile is fond. “You’ve only told me like, a million times.”

“Well consider this million and one,” Max says, moving away from the pan to let the sauce simmer for a bit, stepping in between Charles’s legs. His hands come to rest on Charles’s knees, and he leans forward so his nose brushes against Charles’s. Charles goes cross-eyed trying to look at him. “I am proud of you,” he whispers, in that small space between them, and then leans forward and captures Charles lips in a soft, slow kiss.

He remembers their first kiss, suddenly. That kiss in Miami, that wasn’t real but felt like it. This one feels real and it is. Max will probably never get over that, how this is something he gets to have now, after almost a year of thinking it was only ever going to be a fantasy. He pulls away, leans his forehead against Charles’s. For a moment they just stand there, in their kitchen, breathing each other in.

Eventually, Max pulls away. “Hey, that reminds me,” he says, “You never told me about the office plant fiasco that made the finance department so mad.”

Charles frowns and then his eyes light up. “Oh, you’re right, I haven’t! God, that’s such a good story actually-“

“Do you smell burning?” Max interrupts him, and then turns to his pasta sauce with a panic, which is bubbling rather violently. “Fuck,” Max says, rushing over to stir it. The damage is done, and it definitely is a little burnt in places, but it should still be edible. At the same time, the timer beeps for the pasta, and Charles takes the pan from the stove to drain it, as Max finishes the pasta sauce.

It’s not until they’re in bed, hours later, Charles snoring peacefully beside him, when Max realizes Charles never ended up telling him about the office plants.

#also!!!! im glad you liked the fic thank you ;-; #lestappen #silly me (to fall in love with you) #drabble

[mathhombre]

Your top 5 music and/or stand-up comedy albums?

Remember, I'm old... and I think about this stuff too much. And can't follow directions.

Doobie Brothers - Minute by Minute Ani Difranco - Out of Range *Prince - Sign of the Times Pretenders - Learning to Crawl ZZ Top - Deguello

Horace Silver - Horace Silver and the Jazz Messengers *Lee Morgan - Blue Breakbeats Miles Davis - Sketches of Spain Charles Mingus - Tijuana Moods Dave Brubeck - Take Five

*Ella Fitzgerald - Cole Porter Songbook Billie Holliday - Billie Holliday (Commodore) Sarah Vaughn - Swingin' Easy Nat King Cole - The Nat King Cole Story *Mose Allison - I Don't Worry 'Bout a Thing

Steve Martin - Let's Get Small Bob Newhart - The Button Down Comedian Richard Pryor - Richard Pryor George Carlin - Toledo Window Box Bill Cosby - I Started Out as a Child

Celia Cruz - Tu Voz Tito Puente - Para los Rumberos Silvio Rodriguez - Canciones Urgentes Carlos Montoya - La Guitarra Flamenca Los Pleneros de la 21 - Puerto Rico Mi Tierra Natal *Lou Rawls - Tobacco Road Koko Taylor - The Earthshaker B.B. King - Live in Cook County Jail Albert Collins - Cold Snap John Lee Hooker - Live at Newport Not mentioned above somehow: Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, Peter Gabriel, Tom Waits ... maybe they transcend genres? Also left off Detroit Cobras, whom I listened to every day this semester.

Somehow stopped myself from doing a hip hop list, punk list, classical list and celtic list

* if I was picking 5 this morning.

Thanks, @vacuouslytrue

#music #top 5 #ask

[seraphtrevs]

Do you think Lalo talks a lot outside of cartel business? can you see him make small talk? He has so much charisma but I can't see him talking like an average joe. Not mute like the cousins, but not a motor mouth like Tuco on meth. Example: If there was no cartel involved, what do you think he and Nacho would talk about on those long car rides?

I actually think he loves to talk. He's comfortable with people - we can tell through his interactions with his staff at his hacienda (he talks about Yolanda's cooking and Cecelio's tomatoes) and his glad-handing at Eladio's in 5x10. He jokes around with his body double about his beard looking like ZZ Top in 6x01 and asks his wife about her goats - it's hard to tell what their true feelings about him are since he's their don, but they seem to like him and it's clear he took an interest in their lives (which makes his decision to kill them anyway all the more chilling).

In 5x02, he plays poker with his underlings in a way that I'm pretty sure was Lalo trying to be a cool boss, so I don't think the conversation revolved around busines - in fact, he gets annoyed at Nacho for bringing up business during the game and tells him to shut up.

In 6x05, he charms Margarthe, an intelligent and sophisticated woman - he clearly can carry on a conversation about subjects other than cartel business with people who aren't underlings or fellow criminals.

And we see him make small talk with Nacho in 5x10 right before Nacho's betrayal - he talks about his insomnia and what a blessing it is (lol), and then starts a convo about the liquor when Nacho fetches it. I personally think that Nacho was subjected to a LOT of small talk from Lalo, which is part of the reason Nacho, an introvert, was excited for the assassins to take him out

#lalo salamanca #asks #better call saul

[convxction]

@wayward-sword x

"That's all? You got it." if Zech thought they; and by they it means Gaius and Libra with the help of the spunky princess, had baked about ... let's say enough to feed whoever wants. Libra wouldn't pass a chance to make extra for the orphans, and Gaius wouldn't dream of passing a chance for more sweet confetti for his secret stash.

"Give me a moment," and excuse him to waltz into the back of the tent where the cooking happens and requested that more to be sent to the birthday man's tent. He felt like he was missing someone ...oh! goodness, ZZ. She might like his shoes, perhaps, more than him but he can't forget a good canine like she is. A nice juicy steak was sent, too with the cake portion. Hopefully, this will keep her away from his tent. Minutes later, Chrom's head pops out of the flaps and he signs OK to Zech.

#ic.|| #waywardsword #[slides possible chaos

[dancing-to-architecture]

23 - Van Halen - 1984

Starting with a sentence that is pretty much guaranteed to piss off my dad: i was never a big Van Halen fan. (Look, if you heard "Right Now" as many times as i did growing up, you'll understand.)

That said, a few of the songs on this one are among the songs by them that i do actually like, and the cover art cracks me up every time i see it.

Also, my wife is exactly one day older than this album, and i just think that's neat.

• 1984-

Spacy synthy intro song. Not what i was anticipating this album to start off like. Kinda dig it, though.

•Jump-

An absolute classic. As I'm fond of saying: "it ain't about the fall down, it's about the bounce back", and that's the whole idea of this one.

Also, that guitar solo is fucking insane.

•Panama-

One of the songs that broke Noriega, and i think the govt used it solely because of the irony of the title being used against a Panamanian asshole dictator.

Personally, i like the idea of using songs over bombs in combat. Fewer pieces of bodies to pick up afterwards.

That said, what the actual fuck does the nation of Panama have to do with this song that's about a hot lady being described somewhat like a sports car? The world may never know.

Fuckin banger, though.

•Top Jimmy-

(But, i hardly know Jimmy!)

Holy shit, Eddie, are your fingers okay? Because goddamn that's some fast fingering on those harmonics.

Top Jimmy cooks, you say? Well, let him fuckin cook!

Another kick-ass solo, naturally.

Didn't know this one before today, but it fuckin slaps.

•Drop Dead Legs-

To be honest, i always figured Diamond Dave was a tits man, but apparently he also appreciates "a giant butt". Good for him.

All in all, gotta say that ZZ Top wrote the better leg-song.

•Hot for Teacher-

A song that has been relevant a number of times in my life, and that's all I'm gonna say on that matter.

That drum intro absolutely whips ass, and the guitar coming in only makes it better.

It's a little skeevy, lyrics-wise, but overt horniness can't stop it from being an all-time banger.

•I'll Wait-

Oh, that early-to-mid 80s synth. 😍

Kind of a weird one, since it's literally just about jerking off while looking at a legally-distinct-from-a-Playboy magazine. Not the best song on the album, for sure, but it's interesting enough to keep my attention.

I still can't believe this was a single, though.

At the end of the day: the centerfold isn't gonna fuck you, dude. Oh wait, shit, you're David Lee Roth... never mind, yeah, she might, actually. Go for it, bro.

•Girl Gone Bad-

"I'm in love with a prostitute", the spiritual prequel to "I'm in Love With a Stripper", i guess?

•House of Pain-

Just couldn't fuck dirty enough for that girl, could ya? Or, from a different, much darker point of view, kinda feels a little Josef Fritzl-y.

So, yeah, this album is pretty fucking great, (surprising nobody, considering it's their best-selling album).

Funny (but also lame as shit) fact: "The front cover was censored in the UK at the time of the album's release. It featured a sticker that obscured the cigarette in the putto's hand and the pack of cigarettes.".

For real... Are y'all okay over there?

Favorite Track: Hot for Teacher. Every aspect of it just kicks ass.

Least Favorite Track: House of Pain. On one hand, it's creepy. On the other hand, it's very creepy.

#1001 albums #dancing to architecture #Van Halen #1984

[joylinda-hawks]

I'm not interested. A wise man said that a noble man should stay away from the kitchen. WOH, episode 26. WKX returns to Siji Manor after meeting with his subordinates. ZCL and ZZS are with the equipment used to defend Siji Manor. ZCL sees WKX, runs up to him and hugs him. ZCL is happy that his uncle is back and says he is hungry, WKX states that he had to wait for his uncle to come back and asks if ZCL could cook the pasta. ZZS also turns to WKX and states that they can't cook pasta. WKX looks at ZZS, who asks him if he found the painter. WKX looks at ZZS for a moment and says that he found it, but not at the foot of the mountain, adding that he heard that someone recently returned from Chang'an to Qingshui and WKX will bring him the painting soon. ZZS smiles gently. WKX offers to teach ZZS how to cook, because if he takes the painting, he will definitely not come back in time to make something to eat. ZZS says he is not interested because a wise man said that a noble man should stay away from the kitchen. After a while, he adds that WKX shouldn't worry and looks at ZCL, explaining that they won't starve to death. If he has no choice, he will go into town with ZCL for dinner. WKX says let them have it. ZZS asks WKX to call him for dinner. WKX agrees and recommends that ZZS rest. When ZZS leaves, we see the smile disappear from his face and he is clearly concerned about something. ZCL and WKX take care of the departing ZZS. WKX looks up and ZCL asks if something is wrong. WKX replies that it's nothing, it's just getting dark and says what a lovely sunset, too bad it's getting dark. He then asks what ZCL wants for dinner. ZZS must have suspected something, that WKX was hiding something from him. ZZS guessed that WKX's past had its dark side, but he hoped that since he told his painful past, WKX would also share his past with ZZS. WKX, despite his courage, was afraid to tell ZZS that he was the leader of Ghost Valley. Now, after meeting the ghosts, he knows he has another problem, ZJ prepared their images and made them available to everyone in the form of a book. So ZZS will be close to knowing the truth, and YBY will also vow to destroy Ghost Valley. WKX probably even forgot under what pretext he met with his subordinates. I think ZZS realized that WKX lied to him, so the smile on his face was replaced by concern. All the scenes shared by ZZH and GJ in this series are perfectly realized, not only because of the script, but also because of the very credible acting. Both young actors really got into their roles and gave their characters certain features and behaviors.

#zhang zhehan #zhou zishu #word of honor #wenzhou #wen kexing #gong jun

[lettersfrombeyondthegrave]

fuckin cooking cookEd ,, hicen bakEd,, . Damn tired. snugg like a cat wow meow but h meow mimimi zzz like the microwave sound cis I'm cookEd exceoet microcarwve doesn't make zz sound but I do right now hear me like fucking bee le El shit just a little sleepy guy I'll melt in this fucking bed can't keep eyes open FUCK

[danhoemei]

Been thinking about @ebeedrawing's modern au

(Templates by @mugges: 1 2 3)

#yby is tired #zzs can't cook #cwn will be impressed by gx no matter what (dangerous) thing she'll do #give cgl his candy #wenzhou #wen kexing #zhou zishu #ye baiyi #zhang chengling #caoxiang #gu xiang #cao weining #word of honor #shl #shl modern #shitposts #bacc on my bs #mine #ebeedrawing #don't mind me lmao #ideas free to use if mentioned ✨ #draw the squad

[zz-chikorita]

Plumeria: *Walks into the kitchen*

Plumeria: Guzma, what are you doing?

Guzma: *Stirring a pot on the stove*

Guzma: Making chocolate pudding.

Plumeria: It's 4 o'clock in the morning! Why are you making chocolate pudding?

Guzma: Because I've lost control of my life.

#zz c shitposts #incorrect quotes #Guzma #plumeria #because I've lost control of my life #who am I kidding Guzma can't cook for shit! #rugrats quote #incorrect pokemon quotes

[createdbyevilscissors]

what wen ke xing can do: martial arts, command thousands of ghosts, lie, scheme, seduce zzs, cook, clean, brush his husband's hair, do acupuncture, make peng ju cry, look flawless, apply eyeliner, ask the tiger for its skin

what wen ke xing can't do:

#short list #bless this man honestly #jafjoaijfajfa #word of honor #cdrama #episode 31 #liveblogging #wen ke xing

[accio-victuuri]

LRLG CPN : 1/23/2023 Contribution 🎉

The first piece for this year, just in time for the lunar new year celebration. as with all the other lrlg, this may be hard to understand because it’s only random incidents. most of these are speculations from our part, and it’s really just nice to read as a turtle. true or not. it’s all cpn anyway.

꘎♡━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━♡꘎

It starts with a conversation between the boys and staff, with GG saying the others got there earlier. the more important bits tho are the following pieces:

"Those few are doing publicity in the company and summarizing at the end of the year"

"It's only been a week since the entire outline, and the content hasn't been filled in yet. Don't you worry?"

"Then I guess your summary this year is another set of templates."

GG: "Well, just pay attention to the wording"

GG: "Movies and TV dramas still need to be separated. Last year, all of them were waiting to be broadcast. Wait for me to talk to him in private” (announcement of working overtime in the company)

WYB: (still out of the situation) What did you say?

GG: It’s useless to tell you

This could be pertaining to yibo-official’s year end post which had a round up of all Bobo’s works. I love this cause it shows how they talk about career related things — even the simple stuff can come up in conversation. and it’s not like we need any more example of how their studios work together. it’s one of the strongest cpns out there, the similarities in their studios’ content.

Plus I like how one of GG’s love language to Yibo is consulting on things like that for him. It’s not because Bobo doesn’t care, but he does not have that sense of being hands-on like GG. ( Bobo is a perfectionist in his acting/dancing/singing but not so much with his social media presence — he doesn’t even post much. that’s what his team is for, to do the social media side for him ) It’s the artist in him ( GG ) and his knowledge in visual media / branding etc that probably makes him more attuned in what is out there representing him and Yibo. He cares so much about every detail when it comes to Bobo, everything will be perfect and up to standard as long as he has a say on it.

Then there is a whole conversation again between them and their staff. It’s pretty chill and feels like the usual atmosphere when both of the employees come together. Turtles really went back to 2018 with this exchange tho :

WYB: "Nonsense, how many noodles can you eat?"

GG: 👊

WYB: "If you can't say it, just hit it"

GG: 👊👊👊

WYB: “Maybe you can eat two extra sticks after eating noodles”

Staff : "Is this the level we talk about?"

GG: "He's idle"

WYB: "Drink the soup when it is salty"

GG: 😒

Bobo is still coaxing GG to eat more!!!! 😂

The next 2 paragraphs of text are all in GREEN, which means it is all Yibo. Lol. Does he really talk that loudly on the phone? Or maybe this contributor sits close to Bobo. Anyway, read along and see how sweet he is. He really checks up on ZZ and look at that bit about his mom wanting ZZ to come back. and he cooks noodles now? he is bored when he’s not with ZZ? I cannot with them.

( thinking of this cute bobo while reading 🥺🥺🥺 )

"Didn't you go to bed early last night?"

"Then what's going on here?"

"I asked Miss X to buy it and send it to you"

"The humidifiers will arrive tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and there are two”

"When are you coming back"

"xx asked when you will come back for dinner"

"If you don't come back, I have to go by myself. It's boring."

"I have a companion, I won't go by myself"

"Not sure when you will come back

"I'll cook noodles for you"

“Get out of the car and eat noodles”

"Mom said you come back and let me cook noodles for you"

Then you have an exchange where Mister Wang is buying strawberries. 🍓🍓🍓 Look at him making everyone feel like they have to have a higher standard when it comes to romance. Wherever he goes, he thinks of what he can get the love of his life. He really spoils him.

WYB (eating strawberries): very sweet

Staff C: You get what you pay for

WYB: Then buy six boxes (give it to him) and send it away

Staff A: You are more sour than strawberries

WYB: If you want something sweet, ask your partner to buy it for you

Staff A: Do you think all men in the world are the same (like him)? Can you still think about giving your daughter-in-law a taste of strawberry sweetness before buying it? Totally impossible.

Worker C: (my wife) She doesn’t eat it, she said it’s just right to eat in summer, but it’s too cold in winter

Staff C (awakened by Mr. Wang, the master of love): Then I will also buy two boxes for (my wife) and send them back.

WYB : Whatever you want to eat, you can follow Brother X (staff C) and come back together

Staff member C: I’m afraid I’ll move the store to you,

WYB : See if there’s any little tomatoes .

Staff member B: I’ve gone to take photos and send them to the group Here, see what else you want.

The last bit is the two of them bickering like an old married couple even if the subject is work. which is their default. you are both so lucky to have each other. ♥️💚

WYB: "Here I want red"

GG: "Green attracts money, wyb"

WYB: "You and I won't be because I am making money"

GG: "What do you mean me and you, what do you mean me and you"

WYB: "Then you asked me to follow you because I am making money?"

GG: "Look at how shameless he is"

GG: "You think you're a lucky cat"

WYB: "Lucky Bull"

GG: "Lucky Dog and Lucky Cow"

GG: "Should I say it or not, you are really lucky"

WYB: "Here you go"

GG: "It's awesome"

WYB: "Ah"

GG: "You better be

WYB: "☺️"

AND THAT’S IT! 🤍

Note: If I “missed” something that jumped out for you in this LRLG post then feel free to reply or reblog and add your thoughts. I don’t purposely leave out certain things, I just add ones that were interesting for me. I say this many many times but it’s impossible to catalogue every single thing that comes out of the fandom. I make posts so I can archive it myself, it’s for my personal use.

#yizhan #bjyx #clowning and cpn bye #there is no science here folks im just clowning like i always do

[jonatits]

Fanchild asks: 🥰🍴 and the zz one. I can't do emojis.

LMAOOOO it's sokay love lol

Adopted

Al does adopt a girl around 4/5 yr old named Astilbe which she insisted on changing her name but As doesn't want to so Al never push it and leave it be. She think Al just want to use her and is insanely hard to handle. Took almost a year for her to trust Al. Al took her in cuz she can't stand seeing all the bs circulating around Astilbe at one of Al's volunteer work at the local orphan.

Food question

Eat literally everything that's edible and used to eat non-edible things too back in her childhood in which Al put a stop to it. Still eat everything but loves veggies and carbs. She says it's fulfilling and taste good too. secretly loves al's cooking but never tell her.

Sleep schedule

Oh boy.. Astilbe sleep schedules are all over the place cuz of her past memory which she remembered and also the unresolved repressed memory in her childhood days. She sleeps like a log at home, especially cuddling with Al and lulu but will literally wake up at the smallest noise even when at home and doesn't sleep when she's outside or at an unfamiliar place. She only take naps.

#al fluff #child f/o #ask game #ox #ox and al #lulu and as #astilbe #al and lil fluff #vinegar astilbe #Alwagon #RoAl #jjba au #two cent al

[smittenskitten]

Reincarnation AU

There were no episode 37!!! So you know angst.

Zhou Zishu is left to stay alive by himself. He didn't even realize he was in immortal. He still got sick, had new scars from new battles. Albeit he recovered fast but still he didn't take immortality into count.

He sets out to find Ye Baiyi. When he finally finds him, Baiyi is hardly recognizable. His hair white, he looks older. Ye Baiyi tells him some stuff about immortality and why he won't probably age and won't have to live in the mountains and drink water (you know this hardly makes sense so just roll with it). But he will see everyone he cares about pass him.

So basically Zhou Zishu becomes a sad immortal god.

He watches people he love leave him. He finds the ones he thought he would never meet and wish them well from afar. He has met several Ah Xiang and Ah Ning in his travels. They have managed to always find each other.

ZZS wonders if Wen Kexing ever came back. It's been almost a thousand years. ZZS wonders if this is his punishment for not recognizing WKX the first time they met.

One rainy day he sees a glimpse of a familiar tall figure running pass him. It takes him a moment to realize why he felt familiar, by the time he reaches the front gate of the cafe the tall figure had already disappeared.

ZZS goes to that cafe every day the same time in hopes to find him. He doesn't.

He was on his way home after buying some instant food (thousand of years, and he still can't cook) when he sees him again.

Before he knew it he was standing beside the tall figure. He looked different and ZZS wasn't entirely sure if this was him, his soulmate. Gone was his doubt when this man looked up from his phone, locked eyes with him and gave him the same flirtatious smile when they had first met.

This was Wen Kexing, yet he was not. He had left.

Maybe fate had intervened, they kept meeting. At the grocery store, at the cafe, infront of his apartment building. Wen Kexing flirts just as shamelessly as we did before if not more.

Zhou Zishu can only withstand so much flirting! Specially after pining after him for a thousand year. So yes things progress quite quickly. One moment he is having dinner with this Wen Kexing and the next he is being pressed against the couch and having his lips devoured.

It was a few years later, with his head laying on Wen Kexing's lap when he plucks out a hair and shows to Zhou Zishu. WKX teases him, Ah Xu you are getting old. Zhou Zishu only laughs and kisses Wen Kexing. Zhou Zishu was finally going to live the rest of his life with Wen Kexing.

#WenZhou ficlet #WenZhou #word of honor #my fail attempt of writing #i wish i could write #bleh bleh bleh #woh text

[heyimboredtalktome]

Hi! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (no pressure but it’d be really cool) SPREAD POSITIVITY! 💌😘

zzzzzzzz I've answered this three times already 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Ily:

I'm supposed to be doing biology rn but guess what I'm not.

I hate movies with sad endings like I just don't like them. What's all that pain and suffering for?

I can't cook for shit my mother likes to joke that whenever I step foot in the kitchen I destroy it💀 I can cook a few things like instant noodles and make tea and........the occasional pancake and like usual regular stuff

I hoard pens. Like literally. I have so many pens. When I was smol I used to look at all these shops with colourful pens and stuff and my mother used to buy me those pens but it was never enough. It was like an unquenchable thirst for more pens, it was a raging fire within me, I can go on forever but like still hoard pens.

I prefer real books to e-books idk I like smelling them

That's all hsjsjsjs❤️❤️❤️love u zz

#uwu #asks #ily

[dancing-to-architecture]

20 - ZZ Top - Eliminator (1983)

Ah, ZZ Top. The Houston blues-rock band known for spinning fuzzy guitars and big ass beards, except for the one guy who's last name was actually "Beard".

Having existed in America during the 80s and 90s (and having lived in Houston itself for a year and half) of course i know their hits (and i can see a few here) but I'm kinda excited to hear the deeper cuts.

Speaking of ZZ Top's deeper cuts: i got to see these guys live at Bonnaroo, but i don't think they quite got the point of Bonnaroo. Typically, if you're there, you're playing the hits. The Big Numbers. The ones you know everybody there is gonna be able to sing along to.

Over the course of 45 minutes, they didn't play a single song i could recognize.

I don't have an ounce of shame in saying that yeah, I left that set early and went to a different stage to watch The XX right as they started playing Intro.

Easily one of the better calls i made at that festival.

•Gimme All Your Lovin'-

Such a simple but effective drum beat. No frills but it doesn't need 'em.

Aggressively horny lyrics, but it feels almost campy with how straight they're delivered.

"If i blow my top, will you let it go to your head?" At the risk of sounding like John Waters for a moment, i think the world needs more barely-disguised lyrics about getting a blowjob, especially these days where it really seems like everybody's horny but nobody fucks.

"You got to pack it up, work it like a new boy should." Happy pride month, y'all.

•Got Me Under Pressure-

This girl sounds FUN AS HELL. I'm reminded of Sheryl Crow here: "are you strong enough to be my man?" (Yeah i know that's not what that song is about but play with me in the space here.)

•Sharp Dressed Man-

1000% the first song that comes to my mind when i hear "ZZ Top".

Also 1000 is likely the number of times I've heard this song in my 38ish years on this rock.

That riff still kicks all kinds of ass though.

Audience participation section: which movie's "main guy wearing a bunch of different suits for 5 seconds each" changing-room montage do YOU think of when you hear this?

(Correct answer: it's literally the background song for every. single. one. since this album came out.)

Also white gloves and looking for love...that's... certainly a look.

•I Need You Tonight-

I fucking love this song!

Oh wait, shit, no I'm thinking of INXS.

Jokes aside, i really like the echoing guitar tone.

Pretty solid bluesy "i miss my woman" song. If this album wasn't already stacked, I'd say this could have been a single.

And that solo, though!

•I Got The Six-

Before this one started, i was wondering what the six was referencing. A six pack of beer? I got your back? HAHAHAHA NOPE.

"I got the six, gimme your nine!"

Again, more songs about blowjobs! Sixty-nining, even!

And also, if you're attracted to women and you don't/won't eat pussy, know that i have lost some respect for you.

Horny as hell song, but it gets a nod of overall approval especially since the end is kinda hilarious.

•Legs-

ATTENTION META: 40 years ago, the bearded ones taught us all about the importance of having Legs and knowing how to use them. Y'all had no fuckin excuse for your floating torso mananangal-wannabe bullshit.

This song goes so fucking hard. At least 35% harder than a song about legs should go. I hate that it fades out during the solo, though. Let that man cook!

•Thug-

I know, I KNOW this album came out at least a decade before the show did, but that slap bass just feels Seinfeld-y. Funky, but Seinfeld-y.

Also, calendar check: June 21 is Thug Day, i guess. Remember to keep your machine guns and money secure, and bust your friends out of jail!

•TV Dinners-

Know what? I can appreciate that Billy and/or Dusty sings about processed microwaved slop with the same exact amount of gusto and dedication that he does about the most beautiful woman he's ever seen.

Otherwise it's basically a novelty song, imo. I can't believe it was a single.

•Dirty Dog-

Ah, the flip side of aggressively horny: the creepy/gross/misogynist angle. God forbid a woman does anything.

Also this really sounds like a ZZ Top b-side. It literally sounds like 4 of their other songs put in a blender for a while.

•If I Could Only Flag Her Down-

The misogyny continues and deepens.

In lieu of a review for this song, here's a lyric:

"I just want to crash her/

I just want to trash her."

And here's the vomiting emoji 20 times:

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

•Bad Girl-

"Praise kinks DNI": the song. I feel like i need a shower after hearing this.

Well, the second half of the album sucks some real shit, but Legs is still a banger. It's pretty easy to see why the deep cuts stay deep, though.

And, like many, many albums I've heard before: after the first 5 or so songs, it's just time to put on a new album.

Favorite Track: Gimme All Your Lovin'. 100%.

Least Favorite Track: If I Could Only Flag Her Down. I'll spare you another 20 vomit emojis.

#1001 albums #dancing to architecture #zz top #eliminator