Colin: So, will you go on a date with me?
Penelope: Give me some time to think about it.
[Ten minutes later]
Penelope: I’ve thought hard, and I have decided that yes I will marry you.
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the story of my life
Penelope: Colin isn’t picking up on my hints.
Eloise: What hints have you given him?
Penelope: Well, I think about him a lot.
Penelope: And sometimes I even think about talking to him.
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Colin: Come on, I want to show you something.
*Turns and walks away*
Penelope: Nice.
Colin: That’s not it, but thank you.
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Funny story by emily henry- one of the purest books (not in that way)
Guess what i just added one of my first books of 2024 in my top ten reads that's what funny stoory by emily henry did to me, from being a hilarious ut at the same time such a heartbreaking book it somehow managed to make a place in my heart.
emily henry needs no introduction to the world of romance books but i still found some of her books either incredibly boring or red flag induced (iykyk) but happy place and funny story were the only ones who had me in chokehold. I can honestly rave abt it for ages but this book was one of the purest, mature and had soo amazing too good to be true characters in them (miles nowak i am looking at you)
but srsly what's up with pe-ter and pe-tra that was a hilarious one.
like this was such a realisitic book, the way daphne felt in the beginning to how she matured as a person, her character growth..god!! it was beautiful. i loved how both daphne and miles complete each other but at the same time they aren't perfect either. and miles miles and miles, but srsly god took precious care and time when he created this time he is such a golden retriever loved by everyone (literally).
the side character julia, ashleigh (not ashley mind you) , daphne's mom and the rich heiress who was depraved of love due to the drowning of her poor merchnat ~ starlight (that's her name srsly and this is her pastlife story as predicted by her psychic might seem a little to familiar but don't mind it)
overall an amazing read
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If a man is treating you like he hates you it’s because he does. There is no deeper meaning and even if there were it’s not your job to investigate it 🩷
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I don't know what but this seems oddly specific....
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This is all good, but can you specify no. 10, what exactly is "weird way" for you!?
15 ways to (subtly) talk to your crush and get them to fall in love with you, not clickbait
Drug them
kick dirt in their food
try to drown them in a lake
watch your brother murder your whole family as a conversation starter
tie them to a chair while holding a knife to their throat and threatening them
curse them to do whatever you say
trick them into being king and secretly control the throne through them(see #6)
ask them to seduce their ex(they will kiss you 100% with this one)
kill their brother
ask them to marry you but like not in a weird way
exile them
Impersonate your twin sister
get turned into a snake
write them letters but don’t send them
kill them
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Normalize seeing someone's lack of effort as their lack of interest in you regardless of what they tell you. Giving you all of the right words, but none of the right actions is called manipulation. When a person wants to be with you, they prove it.
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Are gay pairing really necessary?
I don't know but this can come out as a little weird or something but this is something which i had in my mind for soo long but i really am curious abt it..
no offense to anyone ofc but why are literally every character somehow has a gay pairing like for example wolfstar (remus and sirius) drarry (draco and harry) antXspider and sooo many more like sometimes like we get it but it's just that sometimes these pairings actually weird out the original stories it just makes me wonder if being straight is wrong or something.. but then again this is just a thought and in no means said as a judgmental comment.
peace out <3
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Literally watched the whole seaosn in anticipation that something's gonna happen bw the too.. but damn the writers played well😫
Hopes for s3 i guess!!
Spiderxamerie
THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!!!>>>>
Living off any season 2 spider x amerie CRUMBS heartbreak high gives me. Look at his smile <333
their arms are touching, idc, a win is a win.
(yes, i cropped sasha out :>)
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AAHHHHHH!!!!!
ITSSS BACKKK MY BABESSS ARE BACKK🤗😫😫😫
Oi SLTs: Heartbreak High returns April 11th Watch the trailer here
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STAY DEADLY, HARTLEY HIGH
heartbreak high season 2 (april 11th, 2024)
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*slowly backs away with a hand stuffed in a pouch*
meow.
meeeow meow? :3
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