Well, it's about time he diversified his portfolio quite frankly.
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Hot girl summer
Cool girl winter
Fresh girl spring
Spooky girl fall
All babes, all year round. You heard it here first.
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Oh, you're neurodivergent, are you? Fine, show me the drawer in your kitchen full of cutlery that is totally unacceptable for no explainable reason then.
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I'm running out of weed and rationing never works so I said fuck it and rolled something I couldn't handle and now I am too fucking high: A novel
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Santa Claus' sleigh breaks down over northern Germany.
"Bah," he exclaims, looking down... "Hamburg."
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Powers of ADHD and Chronic Fatigue combine!
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No thoughts, just Houdini vibes
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This is Dad Joke Lesbian erasure
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Portrait of a cat sneeze, stage 3 rising, demon inbound
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my love language is just leaving people alone so I don't annoy them
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But then how would I tell the difference from any other day?
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Elon Musk is just a walking Your Mum joke now.
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There are worse ways to go, I guess.
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ok but why does this have such strong sapphic vibes?
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THANK YOU CHUCK DOES THAT INCLUDE MISTAKES
IT IS VERY COOL TO MAKE THINGS
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