Happy Pride Month!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!
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ok here's my hot magnus protocol theory: the gifted kids program was really a program meant to find a new archivist (which explains why gerry (eye-aligned) and sam (EYE-ALIGNED, SPEEDRUNNING GETTING HIS ASS CEASELESSLY WATCHED) were there) (and could also explain the artifact storage category of 'catalyst') and [error] is a failed archivist trapped beneath the archives until sam and alice unknowingly freed them.....
also sam still searching for answers for why he wasn't chosen even all these years later to the point where he has the voice of the ceaseless watcher's former special little boy egging him on tells me he may have been a better candidate for archivist than the institute realized. which. bad news for sam. great news for us, the viewers.
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are you telling me the same fandom that came up with the shipnames lonelyeyes doorkeay and dyehard also settled for jonmartin
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I love how the fans heard “at least it wasn’t both legs” and immediately went with amputee Sam. But I won’t lie I thought it was reference to like that one time he tried to do a kick flip to impress her, ate shit, broke his leg, and she had to take him to the ER
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Prehistoric lake sturgeon is not endangered, US says despite calls from conservationists
MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Lake sturgeon don’t need Endangered Species Act protections, federal wildlife officials announced Monday, saying that stocking programs have helped the prehistoric fish return to areas where they had vanished.
The decision ends the Arizona-based Center of Biological Diversity’s petition filed in May 2018 asking the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to list lake sturgeon as…
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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style
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I feel like im going crazy cause i will pick up a new slang term/random word or phrase to say OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR MONTHS first it was "potato" (I would respond with "potato" after every question with my family and was a default respinse when I didn't wanna talk or didn't know how to respond or even playful insults like "YOU'RE A POTATO"), then "pog", then "Lana Del Rey Cherry Coke Vinyl Album Core" shortened to "Lana Del Rey Vinyl Album Core" to "Lana Del Reyness", then to just "Lana" AND NOW ITS FUCKING SWAG I CANT STOP SAYING IT I CANT I LITERALLY CANT. AND IT HAS TO BE SAID LIKE HOW RAINBOWDASH SAYS IT FROM THE PONY.MOVS. I WAS A VICTIM OF PONY.MOV AND NOW WHEN I SEE THE WORD SWAG I HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT "SWAAAAAGUH" I CANT STOPPPP
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this episode killed me. celia is a MOTHER? sam used to VAUGEPOST? gwen is literally JONATHAN SIMS? lena is basically ELIAS BOUCHARD? SOME OF THEM ARE BENEVOLENT?????????
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes 🎲📱
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He’s just like me for real
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I actually noticed it this time chat :)
IT GLITCHED
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Against the current.
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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:
- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops
- Man Made of Needles
- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People
- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void
- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck
- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls
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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
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Three Horseman of the Eyepocalypse little guys from the computer :3
Here they are. From left to right:
The Whore, the Depressed menace to society and the Sleep Deprived Wet Cat.
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Fish
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