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Has anyone else noticed that boomers are blaming literally every ailment they’ve had since they got their vaccination on the vaccine
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This is the best marvel fanfic series ever!
Blessings of Magic: The Norn’s Goddess Series
These stories link to AO3. An AO3 account is required to read these works. For more information on AO3 and how to obtain a free account, see this post.
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Balance on the Head of a Pin - (Loki Laufeyson x OFC) When Lauren, the assistant to Tony Stark and the golden darling, southern belle of team Avenger, is called home by her overbearing mother, demanding she take back up with the man who walked out on her and broke her heart, Loki, the once dark God of Mischief, goes with her as her pretend beau. But is it all pretend on Loki’s part? Or is there more to the God of Mischief’s involvement than simply helping Lauren out. - complete
Balance on the Head of a Pin
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Of Blood and Roses - (Loki x Lauren) Sequel to Balance on the Head of a Pin. The bond complete, Loki takes Lauren to Asgard to get her away from the dangers of Midgard. But when strange events start happening and Lauren is suddenly more than she once was, will she be able to understand and come to terms with who she is in the grand plan of the Norns, or will the jealousy of another steal away the happiness Loki has only just found. - complete
Of Blood and Roses
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Book Three: To Dance Amongst the Stars - (Loki x Lauren, Thor x Sif) Lauren, expelled from Asgard with her six guards, finds herself in a world of danger with only her wits and that of those around her to guide her along the Norn’s perilous path, fighting to get back to Loki.
With his beloved lost to him, Loki turns to the challenge of finding out what Sigyn has done, and how she managed it. Desperate to find Lauren, will he lose himself along the way? Will the darkness that had finally grown quiet rise once more? As he seeks to find answers to all the questions surrounding Thor’s court and the attempted attack on Lauris, will he be able to save those precious to him, or will he lose more than just the woman who is his heart? - complete
To Dance Amongst the Stars
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Book Four: A Game Of Stones (Loki x Lauren, assorted pairings) With Thanos and his army lurking on the horizon, Lauren and Loki are in a race against time to gather the stones before the Mad Titan can get his hands on them. But with so many balls in the air and so many players on the field, can Lauren balance everything and keep them all safe, or will the pressure be too much? Can she save the Universe and all she holds dear, or will she lose what she loves most in this Game of Stones? - complete
A Game of Stones (available on AO3)
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When The Desert Blooms (coming April 2022)
Related Drabbles:
A Missed Opportunity (drabble) - a prequel to Balance on the Head of a Pin
The Squirrel (drabble) - set sometime in the future
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A job I applied to in like late October/ early November just emailed me asking me when I’m available for an interview…..it’s been 2 months, I’ve already found another job!!
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The new episode for FBI’s Most Wanted this week was about about a mass shooting….it came out on the anniversary of Sandy Hook….wtf
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I’m gonna need gilgamesh x reader x thena fics to become a thing
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#REAL ships
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We’ll never die
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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
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I just want to say you are a amazing person who write lovely stories and have a great day. Thank you
thanks!
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I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao
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With This Ring- Masterlist
T’Challa x Reader
Sam Wilson x M’Baku
Summary- You and Sam Wilson have been best friends since boot camp. You were right by his side during the FALCON program, you supported each other when Riley died and the two of you even left the military at the same time. Sam decides to go back to school to be a social worker and you become a test pilot for a private company. During one of these tests you find a dying alien who says that you are destined to be the next Green Lantern. You leave earth to train, and years later when you return you fight side by side with Sam on the Avengers until the Civil War happens.
Part One
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Happily Ever After- Masterlist
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Loki x Reader
Summary- The elopement of Prince Loki of Sweden and the illegitimate daughter of the late Lady Kathrine has been dubbed the scandal of the year by the Lords and Ladies of London’s high society.
Part 1
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With This Ring- Part One
T’Challa x Reader
Sam Wilson x M’Baku
Summary- You and Sam Wilson have been best friends since boot camp. You were right by his side during the FALCON program, you supported each other when Riley died and the two of you even left the military at the same time. Sam decides to go back to school to be a social worker and you become a test pilot for a private company. During one of these tests you find a dying alien who says that you are destined to be the next Green Lantern. You leave earth to train, and years later when you return you fight side by side with Sam on the Avengers until the Civil War happens.
Message- I forgot that I wrote this like 7 months ago! IF YOU WANT TO BE TAGGED SEND AN ASK!!
Word Count- 643
“So now that you are done with training, will you be leaving Oa?” Your trainer asks.
“Yes.” You say nodding. “The Guardians have assigned me to Earth.”
“Your home world.”
“Yep.” You say, smiling. “It’ll be good to go home.”
“When do you leave?”
“Later today, I’ve already locked my ring onto the energy of my friend, Sam, so it’ll bring me right to him.”
“Well, I will miss you.”
“AWW, Teach, you do care!” You coo, hugging the large alien.
“I may care- a bit.”
“I’ll miss you too.” You say. “But you should come to earth sometime, its loads of fun.”
“I will consider it.”
“Alright.” You chuckle, before hugging your mentor. “Goodbye.”
“Until we see each other again.”
After that you finished saying goodbye to all of your fellow Green Lanterns and the Guardians. Then you fly off threw the cosmos towards your home and best friend. What could possibly go wrong?
****
How wrong you were, as soon as you got close to the building where Sam was you were knocked out of the sky and shoved into an interrogation room.
“Heellllooo!” You say, knocking on the one-way mirror. “Can somebody tell me where I am please?”
“New York.” A voice says.
“No shit.” You say, rolling your eyes. “I was shot down looking for my friend, his name is Sam Wilson. Is he here?”
“One moment please.” The voice says.
“It’s not like I’m going anywhere.” You sigh.
**10 minutes later**
“Y/N?” Sam asks, running into the interrogation room.
“Heeey, best friend.” You say, smiling.
“You’re alive!?”
“Yep.” You say.
“And where have you been exactly?”  
“I’m a part of an elite alien army that protects the universe.” You say, smiling. “I’ve been off world training for the last 3 years.”
“I’m going to go get the team psychologist.” Sam says, turning around.
“Wait!” You say, using your rings power you reach out and stop Sam.
“Holy shit.” Sam gasps.
“I know!” You squeal.
“Explain everything, now.” Sam says, sitting down.
“I will, once you explain where we are?”
“Avengers compound.” Sam says. “I’m sorta a super hero.”
“That’s so cool!” You exclaim. “Tell me everything!”
“I will, but I asked you first.” Sam says smiling.
“I’m a solider-kinda.” You say. “I was out on a test flight and came across a dying alien. They gave me a glowing ring that transported me to a planet called Oa, where I trained for the last couple years and now I’m back to take over the mantel as the Green Lantern of Earth. Now it’s your turn.”
“I’m a super hero, code name Falcon.” Sam says.
“How original.” You say, rolling your eyes.
“Shut it!” Sam says, chuckling. “Anyway, I helped Captain America defeat Hydra and after that I joined the Avengers.”
“Holy shit, I’ve missed so much.” You say.
“That’s what happens when you miss 3 years.” Sam says rolling his eyes.
“Well then fill me in, bestie.”  
“I will, but not in here.” Sam says, as he stands up.
“Oh, you mean you don’t like to hang out in interrogation rooms?”
“Shut up.” Sam huffs, pulling you into his side.
“So the Avengers are actually a thing?” You ask.
“Yeah, they started before you left, remember?”
“Yeah, but I figured they were a one hit wonder.”
“Nah, shits got weird on earth. There’s like a new crisis like every other week.”
“Well, it sounds like you all could use some help.”
“Are you asking if you can join the Avengers?” Sam asks.
“No, I’m telling you that that I’m joining the avengers.” You say, rolling your eyes.
“I’ll have to run that by a couple people, but with that new fancy ring of yours I’m sure they’ll be begging you to join.”
“Damn right, now bring me to the kitchen. I’ve missed earth food!”
“So bossy.” Sam chuckles.
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Happily Ever After- Part 1
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Loki x Reader
Summary- The elopement of Prince Loki of Sweden and the illegitimate daughter of the late Lady Kathrine has been dubbed the scandal of the year by the Lords and Ladies of London’s high society.
Message- This is lowkey based on the book The Viscount and the Vicar’s Daughter by Mimi Matthews. It’s a great cheesy romance novel, I 100% recommend! IF YOU WANT TO BE TAGGED IN PART TWO SEND AN ASK!!
Warnings- Pregnancy, disapproving parents, readers parents are dead
Word Count- 598
“You would think the gossip would have died down by now.” You sigh as you sit down next to your husband.
“I am sure once another season has passed the gossip will die down.” Anthony says from the other side of the room.
“You cannot know that for sure.”
“Of course I can.” Anthony says. “I have made it clear that if the wretched talk continues there will be no ball at Stark Manor this season.”
“Your family’s ball has opened the season for generations.” Loki says. “Without it-.”
“Exactly. The entire season will practically be cancelled.” Anthony says.
“You are to kind, Anthony.” You murmur.
“I am not nearly kind enough.” Anthony says. “Your mother was one of my dearest friends. I did the both of you a great injustice when I did not look for her when she ran away.”
“Anthony, you must not think of that any longer.” You implore. “You helped me when it truly mattered, and you have allowed me to know my mother in a way I never did before.”
“You are the kindest soul I have ever met, Y/N.” Anthony says. “You deserve the world.”
“Well, it is a good thing that I intend to give it to her.” Loki says, before kissing your hand.
“Who would have thought all it took to turn a scoundrel into a sap was a vicar’s daughter.” Anthony chuckles.
“Ha Ha.” Loki says, while rolling his eyes. “Let’s just hope the child takes after Y/N in temperament.”
“As long as they have your eyes.” You whisper, cupping Loki’s cheek in your hand.
“Saps, the lot of you.” Anthony says, as he sits dramatically.
“The mail has arrived.” Jarvis says.
“Thank you, Jarvis.” Anthony says as he takes the mail. “This one is for you, Loki.”
“Thank you.” Loki says as he takes it, as he reads the name on the envelope he visibly pales.
“Who is it from, Husband?” You ask.
“The King and Queen of Sweden.”
“You mean-.”
“My parents, yes.”
“What does it say?” You ask as Loki reads the letter.
“They have requested my-our presence at the palace.”
“Surely they cannot expect Y/N to travel in her condition.” Anthony says.
“They do not know.” You say, looking at Anthony. “Nobody does.”
“You have not reached out to your parents to let them know about their impending grandchild?” Anthony asks.
“I have not reached out to them since I left Sweden.” Loki says.
“How did they even know where we are?” You ask.
“I’m sure they’ve heard all of the gossip.” Loki sighs.
“We do not have to go if you do not want to.” You say.
“They will just send someone to collect us.” Loki sighs.
“But, Y/N’s condition. Surely you could write to them and they would understand.”
“They would think I am lying.”
“Truly?” Anthony asks.
“My family always thinks the worst of me.” Loki murmurs.
“They do not matter now.” You say. “You have a new family. We will go to Sweden, and then return as soon as we can. This is our home now.”
“Y/N, this is Anthony’s home. We are simply guests.” Loki says.
“Don’t be ridiculous” Anthony says. “This is your home as much as it is mine.”
“See, we have a home, here.” You say.
“Thank you, my friend.” Loki says, smiling at Anthony.
“I guess that settles it.” You say. “We are going to Sweden.”
“I suppose it does.” Loki murmurs, looking worried.
“Do not fret, my love, nothing is going to ruin our happily ever after.” You say, before kissing your husbands cheek.
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Tech Support- Masterlist
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Kate Kane x Reader
Summary- Everybody knows that behind every great hero is some even greater tech support. 
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Prologue 
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The Heart of the Sea- Part Two
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Loki x Reader x Bucky Barnes
Summary- In a desperate attempt to escape your cruel fiancée you stow away on a ship to the Americas. But when you are discovered and made to walk the plank. You are sure that this is the end for you, but after several days of clinging to a piece of wood, a ship comes across you.
Message- Here’s part two! This is one year after part one.  Want a part 3? Here’s information about Ko-fi bribes!
Warnings- abuse, jumping the plank, pregnant reader, murder 
Part One 
Word Count- 561
The last year had been the best of your life. The love you had found with Loki and Bucky had been instant and all consuming, and the three of you had wedded not even a month after you had healed.
“Where are you going?” You murmur as Bucky’s shifting in the bed woke you.
“Clint spotted the ship, I need to do some final checks with the men before we take it.” Bucky says.
“Give me a moment and I will come with you.” You say, moving to get out of bed.
“No, stay with me.” Loki mumbles, pulling you closer to him.
“You will need to rise soon as well. To help Bruce.” You argue.
“Not for nearly another hour.” Loki murmurs.
“Well then I will help Bucky in an hour.” You say, kissing Loki’s cheek. “That way I can keep you company.”
“I do not need your help today, Darling. Tis a simple plunder.” Bucky says as he dresses by the bed.
“Then I will help Loki and Bruce.” You say.
“Perhaps you should stay in bed or at the very least in our cabin- just to be safe.”
“I thought you said it was a simple plunder.” You say, glaring at your husbands.
“It is- but in your condition-.”
“I am with child, not dying.”
“Please, for my peace of mind.” Bucky murmurs as he takes your hand. “I need for you to be safe, for our child to be safe.”
“Very well.” You say.
“Thank you, Darling.” Bucky says, before he kisses your palm.
“I love you.” You say, squeezing Bucky’s hand.
“As I love you.” Bucky murmurs.
“Yes, yes, we all love each other. Now go get on with your plundering, I wish to sleep a bit more before treating any wounds for your marry band of idiots.” Loki murmurs.
“As you wish, your highness.” Bucky chuckles before leaving the room.
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“Y/N? It’s Sam, can you unlock the door.”
“What’s wrong?” You say, ripping the door open. “Is it Bucky? Is he hurt? Is he-“
“Bucky is fine.” Sam says, soothing you. “But you need to come with me.”
“Why?” You ask, as Sam ushers you to the deck of the ship.
“We killed the men on board, as they refused to surrender.” Sam explains. “But once we got below deck we realized that they- they had taken a noble woman hostage.”
“Okay, what does that have to do with me?”
“We thought your presence would but her at ease, she has uh-she has been very adamant about none of us coming near her.”
“I will tell her that we will return her to her home.” You say, as you are lead to a door.
“She is through there.” Sam says, stopping several feel away from the door.
“Are you scared of her?” You ask, smiling.
“She stabbed Clint.” Sam says.
“It he alright?!” You ask.
“He will be fine, he is with Bruce now.”
“Good, that’s good.” You say, as you move to open the door.
“DON’T COME IN! I’LL STAB YOU AS I STABBED THE OTHER ONE!”
“I will not hurt you, I just wish to speak with you.” You say through the door.
“Very well.” The woman says, after a long pause.
“Thank you.” You say, as you walk into the room. “My name is Y/N.”
“I am Frigga, Queen of Asgard.”
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Tech Support- Prologue
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Kate Kane x Reader
Summary- Everybody knows that behind every great hero is some even greater tech support.
Message- I’m ignoring like 87% of current CW cannon for this series. If you want to be tagged send an ASK!
Word Count- 286
“This is stupid.” You murmur to yourself as you pull your hood to cover your face a bit more. You had tracked the Bat’s com signal to the old Wayne Enterprises building, so here you where snooping around.
“Hands up!” A voice yells, from behind you.
“I have an offer, for the Bat.” You say as you raise your hands.
“Then what are you doing here?” The man says. “This building is abandoned.”
“No it’s not.” You whisper. “I tracked the signal here.”
“That’s impossible.”
“It’s really not.” You say. “Your tech is out of date.”
“It’s cutting edge!”
“It was cutting edge three years ago.” You say. “Look, I’m just trying to do my civic duty and help out the local vigilante. I know the two of you are just starting up, so I figured I’d offer my services.”
“Batman’s been around for a long time.” A different voice says, a woman.
“But the person going out there now isn’t actually Batman is it?” You ask. “I picked up a signal, a couple days ago. I know that that the person that everyone thinks is Batman is actually a woman named Kate.”
“How exactly did you track the signal?” The man asks.
“I’m originally from Central City.”
“You’re a Meta, aren’t you?”
“Yeah, I-uh-I can talk to technology and it listens.”
“So what? You want to be the Bats tech support?” The woman asks.
“I mean, when you put it like that it sounds kinda dumb, but yeah, I do.”
“What’s your name?”
“Y/F/N Y/L/N.” You say.
“We’ll pass along your offer.” The woman says.
“Thank-“You start to say, before pain blooms across the back of your head. “Ow.” You murmur before everything goes black.
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