What will the graveyards of the future look like?
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Always handle your lava lamps with the utmost care to ensure you do not disturb any Djinn which may reside within the glass confines.
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Always let the dog decide.
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Bag of trash seeking someone to take me out.
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It is no surprise that the armadillo leaves it's natural habitat to find a new home when such delightful fruit grow on a plant, covered in spines, and well out of reach from the small armored mammal.
Typically the armadillo finds a new home, either in an urban dumpster, or under the wheel of an automobile.
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Please enjoy these two heavily edited photos of me that I don’t hate (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*・゚✧
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2007 me: how do people even develop a sexual interest in some of this shit??
2014 me: yeah, i'd probably fuck a robot
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me mentally: ok Do Not tell these people you hardly know Everything about you
me: so anyway wanna hear, in extensive detail, how fucked up i am
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That feeling when you look deep into your mannequin’s eyes and she looks back.
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