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rb to make tea for the person u reblogged this from
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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the Mood rn
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ok but helen and odysseus have SO much potential as a brotp. his lying/disguise skills + her vocal impression abilities? the chaos would be UNSTOPPABLE
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Give Chimney his free samples😔✊️
INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE
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Chimney: Care to give a free sample to a pretty person?
Buck, manning a bake sale and tired of their shit: Sure! You know one?
Chimney:
Chimney: Care to give a free sample to an ugly person?
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• fandom: 9-1-1
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Collection of EPIC: The Musical memes I created in honor of me going batshit crazy about the Underworld saga
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The urge that I have to say this to my biology teacher
Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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Do not call me out like that
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Most beautiful haiku I've ever seen
And I read trials of Apollo
Lou: Hello?
Tim: It’s the firefighter show. We need you back real quick to kiss one of them.
Lou: One of them? Which one?
Tim: Yeah. It’s Eddie. But it might also be Buck. Or maybe Eddie.
Lou: ……
Tim: We’ll figure it out.
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happy april 30th!
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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And she's having the time of her life. I can already imagine:
Poseidon: stop giving my son prophetic dreams! He is NOT a sailor!
Brizo (while sending more): sailor, son of the sea god, same shit
got reminded again of my silly hc that the reason why Percy has prophetic dreams more often than the average demigod is that Brizo (greek goddess who sends prophetic dreams to sailors) is just constantly throwing prophetic dreams at him rapid-fire like a frenzied baseball pitcher
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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!
DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!
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how we feeling bucktommyblr??????
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I love this fandom for having principles. We be like I want buddie to happen but damn don't you guys cheat on your partners at the bachelor's party.
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I would love to see Maddie go absolute bride-zilla. No, not in the planning for the wedding… no, at the wedding. Um Buck, where was Chim the whole night? You were supposed to bring him to the wedding…?
Oh he’s KIDNAPPED? Oh no, she is marrying him and those kidnappers have just messed with the wrong person. Queue Maddie, in her wedding dress, repelling out of a chopper with a gun and a truncheon.
Sure you might have kidnapped him, but good luck getting out of this alive if he is not at the alter in 20 minutes.get out of my way buddie disaster gays, Maddie is going to get her man if it’s the last thing anyone else does…
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