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Ciel: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Lizzie, rushing in: Ciel! Soma tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry potter x black butler #black butler #orwell chess #ciel phantomhive #elizabeth midford #soma #he sighed before moving to fix it #celaena is dying in the background

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Harry: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #orwell chess #ron: mate #no #slytherin!harry

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Kai: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Zane: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Kai: Okay yeah thanks Zane, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

#ninjago #ninjago incorrect quotes #lego ninjago #kai ninjago #zane ninjago #zane ur candor is appreciated #just not when jay is bleeding out #kai's in full panic mode #cole has the brain cell rn

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Lloyd, holding a scooter: Minne! Can I go outside and play with this? Minne: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay? Lloyd, running outside: Thanks Minne! Minne, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago oc #minne #lloyd garmadon #she's not the youngest anymore #she's the oldest #she's getting grey hair #is this how garmadon felt when she pulled stupid shit? #ninjago incorrect quotes

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Charity: Sev’s amazing at concentrating. Once he start reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shake him! Sinistra: That was him ignoring you.

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #marauder's era #charity burbage #young charity burbage #young aurora sinistra #aurora sinistra #severus snape #the only person he'll notice is lucia #and the reason is because she makes way too much noise

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Snape: Hey—Lucia, what kind of flowers do you prefer? Lucia: I like poppies. Snape, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #severus snape #young severus #harry potter oc #lucia moriarty #snape x oc #she liked it don't worry #he really went #what would someone I know like? #bam #marauder's era

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Snape: Potter, I’ve left a letter telling your guardian not to worry— Harry: They won’t. Snape: that you’re safe— Harry: That’ll just depress them. Snape: —and you’ll see them in a few weeks. Harry: Do we have to?

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #orwell chess #slytherin!harry #severus snape #severitus #that attitude changed when harry got adopted into the phantomhive family #snape didn't bother to write letters then #because he became his guardian

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Celaena: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Malfoy recently. Harry: No, Celaena, it's not what it looks like, I swear. Celaena: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? Harry: No! You’re the only one for me. Celaena: Is that so? Harry: I promise! Malfoy and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner. Celaena: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? Harry: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more! Celaena: But I’m still the platonic love of your Harry, nodding like his life depends on it: Of course! Ron: What the-

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #celaena phantomhive #harry potter oc #draco malfoy #drarry #ron weasley #slytherin!harry #slytherin!ron #celaena would be damned if she lost her friendship status to malfoy out of everyone #she doesn't care for romantic relationships #harry is her friend first #shove off malfoy

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Voldemort: I could kill you if I wanted. Lucia, on two hours of sleep: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #rule of neutrality #voldemort #lucia moriarty #she had zero fucks left #she treats everyone with a lack of respect #it's amazing how francis hasn't whipped her into politeness #harry potter oc

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Wu, grumbling: What kind of tea is this? Minne: I boiled gatorade.

#ninjago #ninjago incorrect quotes #lego ninjago #sensei wu #minne #ninjago oc #he was so horrified that he rinsed all of his cups and pots #she was banned from serving tea for a whole month

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Malfoy: I’m totally useless. Harry: You’re not totally useless. Celaena: You can be used as a bad example.

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #celaena phantomhive #harry potter oc #draco malfoy #draco x harry #harry's trying to be supportive #celaena has zero chill #orwell chess #nott and zabini had to stifle their laughter

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Hermione: If you got arrested, what would be the charges? Ron: Theft. Harry: Disturbing the peace. Zabini: Aggravated assault. Nott: Arson. Celaena: All of the above. In that order, probably.

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #celaena phantomhive #harry potter oc #hermione granger #ron weasley #susan bones #blaise zabini #theodore nott #hermione didn't know what she was expecting #orwell chess #slytherin!harry #slytherin!ron #zabini once punched another student and somehow got out of detention #celaena is amazed

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Minne, about her brothers: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

#ninjago #ninjago incorrect quotes #lego ninjago #ninjago oc #minne #sensei wu #garmadon #spinjitzu siblings #they are the uncoolest siblings #then we have garmadon and wu in the background with their cool shades

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Snape, crossing his arms: Where have you two been all day? Harry & Celaena: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #celaena phantomhive #orwell chess #harry potter oc #severus snape #severitus #slytherin!harry #they really are single-handedly handling everything #snape just knocked them out afterwards with a potion #they're his children your honor

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Kai: You've got to act tough, greenie! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you! Lloyd: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. Lloyd, standing up on their stool and slamming their hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

#ninjago #ninjago incorrect quotes #kai ninjago #lloyd garmadon #kai is teaching his younger brother how to be independent #minne spat out her hot chocolate at the noise #zane just sighed and pulled out nesquik

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Snape: Fight me! Lucia, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #severus snape #lucia moriarty #snape x oc #it was at the marauders #she's so terrifying by this point #even james and sirius have decided against half of the pranks #it took snape a year to figure out what was going on

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Lucia: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Lucia: One—two—three. Snape: ... Lucia: ... Lucia: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

#harry potter #harry potter incorrect quotes #lucia moriarty #severus snape #snape x oc #rule of neutrality #it was over a failed potion #they would never say sorry about real things #they just know