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Temporary Hiatus
Hey, all! As some may have noticed, posts have been lacking and I’ve missed a few days which I apologize for!! Unfortunately, I’ve had a lot of things come up in my personal life and my mental health isn’t doing great. So I’m going to take a little break to work on myself without the stress of making sure the queue is full.
I’m super, super sorry about this!! I’ve gotten so many sweet messages of people saying how this silly blog makes them smile so I’m so sorry for putting it on break! But because I know it makes some people’s day, I will NOT be shutting this blog down! Just taking a break while I sort some things out and work on myself.
However!!
If people would like to submit their own quotes, I will of course post those!! So while I likely won’t be adding much myself, you are welcome to submit your own ideas and I will get them posted! So if you’d like, please submit things to keep this blog active until I return!
In the meantime, please know I do NOT plan on closing this blog or never returning. Just a mini break for a while!! I love you guys and will deff see you soon~
~KZ
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Shigaraki: I've got a list. We're gonna work down it. Together. Number one, I'm gonna bend something. Something that wasn't meant to be bent.
Aoyama: I'm gonna stop you there because I'm not gonna make it to two. I won't even make it to one. I don't do well with pain, you know. If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day.
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Kurogiri: [to the league] Hey, champs. You’re doing great. Keep up the increditable work. I’m really proud of you all. But I think it’s time I finally hit you with the cold water. I’m not your fuckin’ dad.
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[while Midoriya’s in the hospital]
All Might: Oh my goodness, young Midoriya. I didn’t realize you were so popular. [to Bakugou] Are you his boyfriend?
Bakugou: No, are you?!
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Midoriya: Let’s just take each other out!
Todoroki: Are we talking about dinner or death? I’m cool with either, I just gotta fit it into my schedule properly.
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Aizawa: I hope all the kids aren’t here today. Yesterday everybody was in attendance and it almost broke me.
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Shinsou: Trying to get myself out of bed by repeating ‘come on, Barbie, let’s go party’ in increasingly strange voices.
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Sero: If you’re on the sun, then sun-dried tomatoes are just tomatoes.
Kaminari: Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes because they’re still not normal tomatoes? Hold on. [pulls up Google] I just Google’d this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong.
Sero:
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Shigaraki: Dabi, why don’t we get arrested? Just for a change?
Dabi: Sounds like fun.
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Midoriya: If things get bad down there, we turn around and run right back out the same way we came.
Iida: Oh, that’s your great plan?
Midoriya: No, that’s my dicey-as-fuck plan.
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Midoriya: Werewolves are impossible to kill. You need silver bullets.
Todoroki: Why don’t you just feed them chocolate?
Midoriya: Why would I- OH MY GOD, TODOROKI!!
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Shigaraki: Having trouble figuring out who Dabi’s BFF is, huh?
Toga: It’s me.
Twice: It’s me!
Hawks: Me!
Spinner:
Spinner: It’s probably not me.
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Bakugou: Send message to shitty hair.
Siri: No contact found.
Bakugou: Bull. Shit.
Siri: Language.
Bakugou: Would you prefer French?!
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Jirou: I’m making dinner tonight. You should come over.
Kaminari: Okay, sure. Yes.
Jirou: I’m making spaghetti and meatballs.
Kaminari: Swaghetti and Memeballs.
Jirou: You are uninvited.
Kaminari: That’s fair.
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Kurogiri: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.
Shigaraki: This plans nothing like that plan.
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Uraraka: Men don’t really like flowers, do they?
Midoriya: No. They remind us of bees.
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Kaminari: Aizawa-Sensei? I accidentally dropped an apple seed into my mouth and than I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have an apple tree grow inside my belly?
Aizawa: Well, let’s think about it. [sarcastically] Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?
Kaminari: Yes.
Aizawa:
Aizawa: [defeatedly] Alright, let’s go to Recovery Girl.
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