Amajiki: Mirio gives out a vibe right away of like ‘do not fuck with me’. Whereas my vibe is more like ‘you could pour soup in my lap and I’d apologize to you’.
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Soap: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one Lt.
Ghost: *reloads weapon*
Ghost: Manslaughter it is
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something something pain doesnt make people love makes people + love being the reason ashtons alive etc
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“If it can’t be reduced, reused, repaired, rebuilt, refurbished, refinished, resold, recycled or composted, then it should be restricted, redesigned or removed from production.”
― Pete Seeger
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Caleb: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Nott: You and me!
Caleb, tearing up: Ok.
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Jade: I think I’m in love with your sister
Airk: My sister Kit
Jade: Yes. Thoughts?
Airk: And prayers. Holy shit
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Miraak: I thought maybe I could stay over tonight.
Last Dragonborn: Why?
Miraak: 'Cause we're boyfriend and girlfriend.
Last Dragonborn: And do what?
Miraak: . . .
Miraak: I have no idea.
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Bakugou: You have issues!
Todoroki: Well of course I have issues. [points at Endeavor] That’s my freakin’ father!
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Dionysus: A son died in cannibals' family
Apollon, very tired and fearing for his life: ???
Dionysus: It was sad and delicious at the same time
Hermes: *is wheezing his being out and crying*
(//source: me and my awful taste of humour//)
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obi-wan, drunk out of his mind: i don't know who you are, but my partner anakin is going to be quite cross when he finds out you've kidnapped me. and when he's cross he can get rather, ah, stabby, which will not bode well for you.
anakin, just trying to carry him back to his rooms: oh your partner is definitely going to stab someone.
obi-wan: i'm not sure you understand how much danger you are in, my friend. i'm talking about anakin skywalker, the jedi knight, the hero with no fear, the chosen one-
anakin, rolling his eyes: yeah, i've heard of him.
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The royal lovers were at Greenwich for most of January [1533] but, early in the morning of the 24th, Henry slipped into a specially prepared, and newly matted, barge with Anne and made for Whitehall. They disembarked on the landing stage and walked through the near-completed galleries to the gatehouse where, climbing the spiral staircase, they entered a room that was destined to be the king's private study containing all his most treasured possessions. In this room, overlooking the new palace, the deed was done: Henry and Anne were finally man and wife.
Thurley, Simon, Houses of Power, The Places That Shaped the Tudor World.
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