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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

#help

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i’ll kill myself, i swear to god

I will make you not know if your term paper outline is due in a day or in a week with no way of asking your professor because he's out of office.

#college student #college

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how clarisse called percy dummy in episode 2 and ares calls percy, annabeth, and grover dummies in episode 5. i’m sick.

#percy jackson show #percy jackson #pjo #walker scobell #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #grover underwood #aryan simhadri #clarrise la rue #ares pjo #dior goodjohn

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why do sarah jessica parker and jessica parker kennedy both exist. my head hurts.

#sarah jessica parker #jessica parker kennedy #sex and the city #the flash #percy jackson show #hocus pocus #ouch

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look at how in the “Hold fast, mom,” gif there’s a split second where you see percy about to cry. and he immediately holds it back. the acting

Brave the storm.

1.07 | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

#walker sir #the rent was DUE #percy jackson #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percyjacksonedit #pjoedit #sally jackson

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I love how Walker Scobell just appeared one day. He’s acted in only three projects now, all within the last two years, all where he’s the main character. Nothing else. No nepotism. I think someone in Hollywood just said “Yeah I need an angelic little blond boy who watches too many rated R movies, bites people, and swears like a sailor?” and then they found Walker skateboarding in the dumpster out back and went “PERFECT”

#walker scobell #percy jackson the lightning thief #the adam project #secret headquarters #percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians

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i hate college

#college #college student

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the parallels between:

medusa, in a temple of athena, attacked by poseidon, and is then punished by athena for it instead of the man who did the wrong

and

annabeth, in a temple of athena, who lets echidna and the chimera in in response to percy’s “wrong” of sending medusa’s head to olympus

y’all i want to vomit athena what the actual FUCK

#pjo #pjo show #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo episode 4 #medusa #athena #athena’s horrible parenting #the parallels #i’m spewing rn

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must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

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we hate the slime

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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guys we got ncuti gatwa as fifteen, we got the pjo show, now all i need is a shadow and bone show revival and i will be thriving (but that probs won’t happen so i will not be thriving guys thanks anyway)

#pjo show #ncuti gatwa #dr who #shadow and bone #i need this #for my mental health

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i’ll call you babygirl all you have to do is ask

nobody calls me babygirl on here it's always 'fish'

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guys i am loving the new pjo fans on tiktok the luke videos make me want to vomit i can’t wait for the season finale

#help #this is so good #percy jhackson #percy jackson show #which ones are satire #i cant tell anymore

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i need every episode of the percy jackson show like now. and yes, that means all five seasons of pjo plus whatever other storylines we get. like NOW

#percy jackson show #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #please rick #i need it #like now #im dying

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i know the percy jackson mobies are shit but “this is a pen”? “don’t walk on my roof”? iconic. poker face in the lotus casino and light em up during the obstacle course slayed so hard. and stanley tucci as dionysus talking about jesus? what a scene. those movies are so bad but there are some good bits if you’re able to sit through them.

#percy jackson movies #percy jackson #logan lerman #stanley tucci #this is a pen #don’t walk on my roof #i love it when shitty movies have iconic scenes

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happy holidays everyone! now GO WATCH NCUTI GATWA IN THE CHURCH ON RUBY ROAD

#ncuti gatwa #the church on ruby road #doctor who #15th doctor #watch it now #love hiom

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

#what just happened #this is no holy