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Tormented Bitch turned 4 today!

#tumblr birthday #tumblr milestone

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My whole life, I considered myself a 'dog person'.  As a child we had rats, guinea pigs, rabbits, hamsters, fish and always a dog.  I even kept geese for a time in my 20s.  When I moved in with my fella, our first responsibility test was our rescue Lhasa Apso, our Princess Jacey.  Then along came babies, another Lhasa, a Boston Terrier and a bearded dragon.  My children wanted a cat.  There was one in the local paper 'free to good home'.  I relented, and he is the cutest and most charming little kitty ever.  Welcome Boris!

#pets #cat #kitty #boris

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that weird lizard woman/girl is pretty much gone now.  thank you my canine friends.

#cute doggie!

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feeling better already....

#cute doggie #lhasa apso #puppy

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downer.

On a right downer again.  I had so much to jaw about.  Courtney Stodden.  (WTF is that all about?), and a internal rant about why the hate about Christina putting on a bit of chunk.  I thought we were so over all this skinny = good, thinspiration bollocks, but obviously not.

Thankfully I can always find something on the interwebs that lifts my spirit, and I can't wait for Christmas.  I have asked for a sewing machine, and think a bit of crafting and making will be theraputic. 

Happy days tumblr.  I know you are always here for me!  I may neglect you occassionally (often), but like a dog, you are always pleased to see me.

Now Courtney Stodden.

Unfortunately those hooker boots and almost exposed crotch area have made my brain explode with wtf, so I am gonna have to go look at cute puppy and kitty pictures to restore the equilibrium of my universe.

#misery loves company #courtney stodden #wtf #blah #rambling personal shit

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 Check out the full thread at: http://canv.as/p/fhfun?nav=nerdy.

#the it crowd #roy #i don't like people #ooh i joined canv.as!

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Gotta feeling that my daughter's Beardie, Yoshi, is trying to get in on this meme business....

#meme #the most interesting..... #beardie #bearded dragon #yoshi

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This is a post by my ovaries (damn you).  Mariah's babies are fucking georgeous, and I love this shot.  Mariah looks natural and happy.  Proper bliss.

#my ovaries #mariah carey #dembabies #beautiful

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i don't want this, i fucking need it.

#snorlax #snorlax beanbag #omg want want want #pokemon

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#star wars #darth vadar #nooooooooooooooo #me gusta

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awww, this is (almost) heartbreaking.

#these are not the droids #stormtrooper #star wars #sad

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oh yeah.

#jesus loves you

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1980s Clarkson.  He's rocking it.

#jeremy clarkson #top gear #1980s #'fro

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i never met a man who disagreed.  just wish girls would understand.

#true beauty #beauty #inspiration

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my head is so bloody noisy.

Totally on a brain buzz at the minute, and once again find myself in the pickle that my fingers cannot keep up with my brain.  Frustrating, cos I can actually type quite proficiently.  (Old school, trained on an electric typewriter) Anyhoodedoodle, I got so much I would like to post, but it's in the brain, and then gone, whilst I think of the next thing.  Mashed too.  Had some days off weed, and we are only smoking after kiddies gone to bed, so that first spliff after a while is a right banger. 

It is such a weird thing at the minute, and I am fully aware that it could be my mental state, my citalopram or the weed causing the feelings, but whilst still terrified and paranoid, I actually feel pretty much at peace, and dare I say it, happy.  It is a sad thing that I daren't admit to actual contentment for fear of jinxing it or some such idiocy, but there you go. 

(=^･^=)

The only time Ashton Kutcher was fuckable.  Look at those lips.  Man I would use him bad.  But only as the dude from this movie.  Just like I would only do Brendan Fraser from California Man.

#personal #mental stuff

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These are fantastic.  These are from someone called Avanaut, check out Avanaut's Photostream on Flickr.  

#Boba Fett #Star Wars #Avanaut