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The second instalment of what is now apparently a GoatDad!Eskel theme. @loki-is-my-kink-awakening what sort of Pandora’s box did you open?

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:D lil bleater could eat my wallet and I would give him lil kissies 😊

thank you for supporting lil' bleater financially and emotionally

#lil' bleater #lil bleater #goat #fanart #much love

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Geralt has Roach, Eskel has Lil Bleater so Lambert has to have an animal companion too.

I’d imagine he’d have a parrot (because it matches with Vesemir’s hat) and teach it all the swear words and annoy people together.

#important #eskel #witcher eskel #geralt of rivia #geralt #lambert #witcher lambert #the witcher #lil bleater #roach the horse #goat dad #horse girl geralt

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5 hours ago i might have thought of a witty thing to go with the drawing but nah

instead of drawing the stuff from my list like i should do (want to actually! orz) here’s Eskel power-walking a bunch of goats round kaer morhen

#eskel #witcher eskel #eskel witcher #lil bleater #eskel loves lil bleater #the witcher #goat dad

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You heard him.

#eskel #witcher eskel #lil bleater #goat dad #the witcher 3 #fanart

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Eskel the Goat Dad, now in color! <3 <3

#eskel #witcher eskel #the witcher #the witcher 3 #goat dad #lil bleater #and friends #fanart

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how many Lil Bleaters can one Eskel hold

never enough

sorry for the rough sketch...! I haven’t drawn in a while ;;

#witcher eskel #jaskier #witcher lambert #lil' bleater #the witcher #the witcher fanart #chibi witchers saga #goat dad

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Goat Thought

Lil Bleater was bottle fed and is very friendly

But also very bitey

She nibbles hands and shirts whenever she wants a treat

But the nibbles don’t bother the witchers

They just kinda tickle

Lambert secretly loves them

#goat thought #Lambert #lil bleater #the witcher #Headcanon #Lambert is a secret mush #beware of goat

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Check out this gorgeous and adorable image by misscuddly_arts  on Instagram! Isn’t it cute?  I adore the way Bleats has her tongue out and the detail on Eskel is wonderful. :)

Please check out the rest of the artist’s Instagram, there’s a lot of great Witcher art on there!

#eskel #eskel loves lil bleater #lil bleater #witcher #the witcher #witcher 3 #goat dad #fanart

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Goat Thought

Eskel has to build a smaller, goat-safe version of the Witcher training obstacle course because Lil Bleater keeps getting into the real one and he’s worried that she’ll get hurt.

#lil bleater #the witcher #eskel #goat dad #headcanon #goat thoughts #eskel loves lil bleater #no goats were harmed in the making of this thought #goats will climb anything given the opportunity

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Goat Thought

Lil Bleater doesn’t know how to go down stairs

She just tries to jump every time

Eskel has to carry her so she doesn’t get hurt

#goat thought #eskel #lil bleater #goat dad #Eskel loves lil Bleater #no goats were harmed in the making of this thought #headcanon

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Geralt, looking at Eskel in W3: Well... you've rounded out a bit... Still got some of last winter's blubber on you.

Everyone: Eskel has a secret lover on the Path.

Me: Eskel has an army of little old ladies who adore him, because he's polite, kind and does everything he can to help out.

He takes their contracts. They vary from tending to the herb garden, collecting their medicine from the apothecary a town over and rescuing Mr Tibbles from a nekker. Everything a grandson might do. Most of them have lost their grandchildren to plague, famine and war.

In return, they feed him pie, knit him glove inserts and socks, and send him away with food parcels (and a lot of juicy gossip). He's given up trying to refuse their food, because he knows it empowers them to pay him in the only way they can.

Shout out to @tsukiwolf42 who imagined the ol' gals dragging big, burly Eskel in by the ear for something to eat because he looked a little too thin, and LaMadameMeduse on Twitter who suggested he loves the gossip and the socks always match his gambeson.

#eskel #crack and fluff #lil bleater #lambert #goat dad

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Baby goat

#a friend #goat #lil bleater #maybe

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Goat Thought

Eskel and Lil Bleater take naps together in patches of sunlight

#lil bleater #the witcher #eskel #goat dad #headcanon #goat thoughts #eskel loves lil bleater

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Goat Thought

Picture with me a Yzma-esc mage who really liked to fuck around with the mutagens and potions

This mage experiments by adding goat genetic material into a potion with the intention of improving Witcher climbing or something

But

When newly minted Witcher Eskel tries the potion he gets goated

Goatified

Whatever we want to call it

Suddenly there’s a panic because each Witcher that passes the trials is valuable and now this one is running around as a fucking goat

The elder witchers and mages are frantically trying to fix what went wrong and turn Eskel back

Meanwhile Eskel is having a fucking blast messing around as a goat, once he got over the panic of turning into an ungulate

He climbs all over Kaer Morhen, jumps from increasingly worrying perches, chews anything that holds still long enough, and disrupts training sessions by biting the instructor on the ass

When he finally gets turned back he claims that he had no control over his goat instincts and can’t be blamed for the chaos

He lied

#goat thoughts #goat dad #eskel #eskel fic #the witcher #Headcanon #crackfic #maybe? #no goats were harmed in the making of this thought

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#friends! #goats

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#cannot confirm or deny if this is Lil Bleater #beware of goat #lil bleater #maybe #the witcher