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I thought it was a lie when they said that you naturally close your eyes

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Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

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Hey guys...

...Morgan and Harley ironlady and ironlad...

#avengers endgame #spoilers #marked as spoilers just in case #endgame spoilers #sorta #it would be the best continuation of the legacy #led by peter #as there new science mentor #though he would totally bicker with harley over authority #but we all know whos really in charge #morgan stark #harley keener #peter parker

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Another thing, the capes are cool and all right? But Edna from the Incredibles was like, more right than i had realized at the time. They’re super fuckin’ bad for crime fighting, your just waiting for a bad day my dudes. Someone’s just gonna grab your cape while ya make your epic ass escape and pull you done into the danger zone my dudes, highway to hell up in this caped ass bitch. Like: it’s detachable. You wouldn’t have to detach it if you didn’t have it, that’s just a waste of good, probably flame retardant, fabric. Nightwings got it Red Hood got it even better, replace the lack of cape with a really cool leather jacket, or just like a tailcoat if you don’t wanna show off your butt, fight crime in style and function with a shawl my friends. It’s chilly and Superman’s rockin’ a sweater knitted by his ma. Tie a flannel around your waist, put a bib on backwards, wear a wedding veil, there’s so many options.

An opposite choice: Wear such a ridiculousy large cape it jams that airplane engine, clogs that elevator, all those criminals get super lost in that impenetrable fabric. Downside, if you fall in the water you will probably be weighed down and drown, you will have a really hard time making cool escapes. Have it like a train on a wedding dress, no time? Bring a pair of scissor and make a disguise out of all that fabric.

#capes #superheroes #batman #nightwing #red hood #dc #the incredibles #i just wanna see a superhero with sometging cooler that a cape #quick question #is there a superhero who fight crime in a suit with a tailcoat #if so please tell me i need it in my life #i only know of villains whose costumes are full black dress suit and tie #im thinking of the penguin #and coppblepott or whatever his name is #does the question count?

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I’m sorry, i can’t fucking believe no random person on Gotham’s crime ridden streets has shot the Joker, like he’s always taking hostages and not a single one of those hostages has a gun and is like fuck it self defense. He’s always having stand offs with the police and the commissioner and shit. Not a single one of them like ‘no i won’t listen to your dumb ass monologue. I bet i can shoot you before any hostages get hurt then Batman can disable your dumb ass bomb you green haired bitch.’ Like seriously no one? You can’t tell me only criminals have guns in Gotham there’s no way! Like I understand Batman’s got morals and shit and him killing the joker is what the joker really wants and all like ‘you kill me you’ve sunk as low’ which like, no, you beat JT to death with a crowbar and paralyzed BG nobody can reach as low as you’ve gone, but like whatever Batman won’t kill you. But you’re telling me Greg who live in a tough part of town doesn’t have like a switch blade and when he sees the joker he’s not gonna be like ‘YEET’ and try and murk the fool? Phil from accountings got nothing to lose, you better watch your back. Janet carries a sawed off shotgun in her purse after a bad experience and the joker pops out at the end of the alleyway she walks home from work through, pop Janet gets shit done, she’s got kids at home who need her. Is she gonna get arrested because she shot that dude that’s been killing everybody for the past couple years, no, George is a lawyer and the joker murdered his parents last fall, he has a air tight case.

All I’m saying is a civilian in Gotham would definitely not hesitate to murder the clown.

#batman #joker #gotham #its midnight and i cant sleep #i dont understand #if people were kidnapped and murder at a extremely high rate like that #and i knew the crazy dudes dressed up were the cause #heck yeah id at least have a kitchen knife at all time #i wont hesitate bitch