' i'm really glad you called. not to sound depressing, but i didn't have much going on this evening. ' or any evening really, but that was actually depressing. still, she'd been ready in a matter of moments, tucking away her dinner's leftovers in the fridge and tugging her shoes on. she just hoped she didn't look too desperate for something to do.
open. ( suggested: your muse invited kinsey to come with them to (insert your choice of event here) last minute )
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this reply kills me 😭 article link
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my father is the worst man alive and i am his favorite daughter
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Do you know this queer character?
Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
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' i can't say i've had much time to enjoy holiday traditions and festivities, but i have been able to sneak in a few chapters of my novels. ' as dramatic and repetitive as they could be, she couldn't help but blush at some of the more risque scenes. it was a good thing no one seemed to stop by when she was in the middle of one
open. ( context: jean has been reading steamy christmas romance novels (like i have been doing) )
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Because perfect boobs…
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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram
the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis
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behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz
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i love graffiti. "comics and jazz are the only american art forms" you forgot graffiti. did you remember graffiti? That art form birthed in Philly and NYC in the early 70s by poor Black kids. that art form that spread all over the world and influenced so many. that's used without irony in commercials when they're trying to appeal to a "young urban" customer.
did you forget graffiti? that racism broken windows theory victim? that reach the establishment takes claiming that it's exclusively violent gang members throwing up those full-color pieces and wildstyle tags in the middle of the night outsmarting fifty security cameras because the billboard was ugly anyway. as if, even if it was, it wouldn't be impressive as all hell. risking brutality and fall damage so your art can occupy the space a gentrified condo named something like "Coluumna" took away from you. proving that despite only assholes affording to live here anymore there's still a soul beneath it. an animal with dripping stripes and teeth that go clack-clack tsssss
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queerness under apartheid
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