#FATHER OF THE YEAR

[strawberrycarat]

So, I was watching Malcolm in the Middle and noticed how there is a parallelism with this episode (where a bunch of girls faked a girlfriend for Reese only for him to find out they gave him a pig - sounds familiar ? )

And also find it interesting how Lois went to the school principal to complain and he didn't care (very Visery's coded, ngl). Like poor Aemond :'( [and also, Lucerys being involved in this incident + the eye incident... in Mexico we would say : "este compa ya está muerto, nomás no le han avisado" -> "this dude is already death, they just haven't told him yet"].

Anyways, second part of the meme [in my mind, Alicent went to look out for revenge herself, just like Lois] :

#father of the year #house of the dragon #meme #aemond targaryen #ewan mitchell #aegon ii targaryen #lucerys velaryon #viserys targaryen #alicent hightower #pink dread #paralells #hotd

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying and I are having a baby.

Lan Sizhui: Aw, that's gre-

Wei Wuxian: [slamming adoption papers on the table] It's you, sign here.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan sizhui #incorrect quotes #like they hadnt already adopted him #father of the year #800

[royalarchivist]

Sunny: do you think im going to end up like an omelette

Tubbo: No, probably not because- I don't know. An omelet is like an unfertilized egg 'cuz it's still got like, the yolk and stuff. But you're like- you're like, growing. So you're just kind of- you're just kind of like- your cells are like, doubling at the minute. You know what I mean?

Sunny:

Tubbo: So you can't make you into an omelet because... You know, because you don't have the omelet ingredients within you! 'Cuz you're a living thing. I feel like I've dug a really big hole.

#Tubbo #Sunnysideup #Sunny #QSMP #January 14 2024 #Father of the year #Afterward he said he's more likely to become a scrambled omelet than Sunny

[babygirldilf]

"You are a better man than your daddy ever was. So you do both of us a favor: don't be him." Bobby Fucking Singer I LOVE YOU

#FATHER OF THE YEAR #spn #dean winchester #bobby singer #supernatural #s4e22 #fuck john winchester

[undead-knick-knack]

He's literally Just a Dad

#critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #relvin temult #imogen's dad #dad award #father of the year #congratulations! #4 sided dive #matt mercer #matthew mercer #laura bailey #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme

[pookielious]

CAN WE PLEASSSEEE talk abt the embrace lip and Luz shared in ep 7

Like the true friendship you can see between them in that moment is so !!! I'm not sure how intentional that the embrace was but it was literally like lip was trying to protect George with his own body, like he was fully wrapped around him and I feel like that really does show how much Luz trusts lip and how much lip is willing to protect and how much he cares for both George and the men in the company just in general

#the little moments matter #so much #please guys lets talk abt this #carwood lipton #lipton my beloved #father of the year #george luz #this is so important to me #carwood lipton is my roman empire #the dedication #the love #lipton/luz #i guess ??? #if you want to see it that way

[silverxxs-world]

GET HIS ASS TAZ

#aew #all elite wrestling #730 hook #aew hook #hook aew #send hook #hook #tyler senerchia #taz aew #taz #father of the year

[endlessfuckup]

everyone has been sharing their favorite younow moments so i thought id share one of mine lol

#this was funny #and also wholesome #always feeding us #father of the year #dan and phil #amazingphil #daniel howell #dani snot on fire #younow #phan #youtube

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

3x3 | 5x21

#married #supportive husband #started from the bottom now we're here #what a glow up #gif #gifs #gifset #the rookie #chenford #chenfordedit #tim x lucy #tim bradford #lucy chen #melissa o’neil #eric winter #3x3 #5x21 #father of the year

[biooshocker]

#hes so adorable im madly inlove w him #not a day goes by where i dont think about him #mine #Father of the year #Subject Delta #BioShock 2

[tara-fantastico]

There is not a single good and present father in the entirity of the btvs universe, making Giles everyone's dad. This is why he is always so tired.

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #rupert giles #angel the series #ats #buffy summers #tara maclay #giles #willow rosenberg #xander harris #anya jenkins #dawn summers #spike btvs #oz #father of the year #world's best dad

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Shizhui: Are you crying?

Wei Wuxian: [sobbing] This book is so fucking sad.

Lan Shizhui: ...

Lan Shizhui: This is a GusuLan sect cook book.

Wei Wuxian: [sobbing harder] I know, the recipes fucking suck.

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan shizhui #incorrect quotes #zack stop you're gonna get in trouble #father of the year #1k #popular

[deimosatellite]

literally losing it at the parts where rei is SO GENTLE when he picks up miri and generally when hes holding her hand / sleeping next to her. bc we KNOW rei was shown the opposite as a child. hes trying to be extra careful to miri because of how horribly he was raised HELP

#FATHER OF THE YEAR #he makes me batshit #rei suwa #buddy daddies #miri unasaka #IM SORRY I NEVER POST ABOUT KAZUKI I JUST HAVE BRAINROT BUT I PROMMY IM WRITING ABOUT BOTH OF THEM #annie rambles

[xxno-thoughts-just-chaosxx]

Here's some sketchy Peach x Mario while I slowly make progress on the other pages

#Spike just doing his best #Father of the year #Peach has no idea what Mario means and Mario doesn't either #sketches #Warped Related

[zhansww]

#gowedit #god of war #god of war ragnarok #atreus #kratos #father of the year #my gifs #spoilers #kinda

[naavispider]

SPIDER CALLING QUARITCH “DAD" ON ACCIDENT SPDIER CALLING QUARITCH “DAD" ON ACCIDENT SPDIER CALLING QUARITCH “DAD" ON ACC— I know someone probably sent an ask like this but imagine the REACTION, THE BUTTERFLIES Miles would get at his son saying the word 🥹🥺

Personally, I headcanon it happening when Spider is drunk, OR (if we are being super angsty) when he is begging for Kiri's life (this was said in an anon which I now can't find, so credit to Nonnie). But if Spider were to say it accidentally, I imagine it would go something like this:

Spider fought to keep his heavy eyelids open as the sun began to set on the watery horizon. He was sat in one of his favourite spots on the Sea Dragon - right at the bow, with his legs hanging freely over the edge. The orange and pink clouds cast bright reflections in the calm waters that stretched ahead of the vessel.

Heavy footsteps behind him alerted him to Quaritch's presence. He knew it was him without having to look. A second later, the recom had sat down next to him, joining Spider in staring out at the vast ocean.

"Not thinking too hard are we?" Quaritch said in lieu of 'hello'.

"Hmm," Spider nodded, not really sure what Quaritch wanted.

"You did good today, kid," Quaritch was leaning back on his hands, watching Spider closely for a reaction.

"I'm honoured," Spider replied flatly.

Quaritch chuckled, apparently amused the fact that Spider possessed a sense of humour. "Just trying to be nice."

Spider looked sideways at the man, who he was shocked to find was staring at him with... fondness. It felt strange... weird. He wasn't sure how he felt about that. No adult had ever looked at him fondly. It was fine - he didn't need or want them to, but now that one was, he didn't know how to react. He prayed that he wasn't blushing as he returned his gaze to the brightly glistening water and colourfully streaked sky.

"Thanks, I guess."

Quaritch heaved a great sigh. "You've gotta teach me some more Na'vi sometime."

Spider pursed his lips, considering this. He did like teaching Na'vi - he'd teach it to anyone and everyone if he could - but Quaritch was using it against the People. Not because he actually liked the language. "Maybe." He paused. "But your accent is crap."

That brought another smile out of Quaritch, and this time Spider couldn't help but join him. The pair met eyes and Spider awkwardly looked away, unwilling to let Quaritch see that part of him.

"Well, that just proves I need more practice then, doesn't it?" Quaritch said, still amused. "How do you say 'thanks'?"

Spider rolled his eyes at the sea. "Irayo."

"Well. Irayo, Spider."

Spider reluctantly grinned, unsure whether he was laughing at the man's pitiful attempt at the Na'vi syllables, or something else. Maybe he just enjoyed this. "Nìprrte."

Quaritch clearly didn't know what he'd said, but that didn't stop him from shuffling a couple of inches closer and putting a tentative arm around Spider's shoulders.

Spider tensed. This was new. They hadn't done this before.

He remained on edge for a few moments, then decided Quaritch clearly didn't mean any harm by it, so he relaxed minutely under the touch.

Minutes passed, without either of them speaking. Spider didn't want to be the one to break the silence. Then, (he wasn't sure what came over him) he realised he'd leaned his head into Quaritch's side. Strangely, he wasn't really that embarrassed anymore. He was too tired. The Sun was on the verge of disappearing over the horizon now, and Spider felt his heavy eyelids begin to droop as the clouds turned from pink to orange to yellow. When he next opened his eyes, only a purple haze remained of the dusk.

Noises from behind them brought both back to reality. The soldiers were closing the exposed top deck for the night, and the recoms were loudly grumbling about going inside for dinner.

"Come on," Quaritch spoke, "Dinner. Let's not have you falling asleep on me here."

"Thanks da-"

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Spider stopped himself before the whole word had slipped out, but the one syllable that had managed to escape was enough.

Quaritch froze, turning to Spider.

Spider froze, staring at Quaritch.

Quaritch had his mouth parted, gawking at Spider as if waiting for him to finish.

Spider's mind had emptied. What had he just said? What had he done? Fuck, he couldn't believe this. It had just slipped out, traitorously, and now everything was ruined. Spider couldn't look at the man any longer - he quickly stared at the ground instead, starting to get up and pretend that nothing had ever happened.

Was ignoring it making it worse?

Would addressing it be better? He didn't think he could face it.

Quaritch still seemed dumbstruck, and Spider wasn't going to wait around for him. He crossed to where the rest of the recom squad was gathered without a word, and when he realised they were all waiting for Quaritch before going for dinner, he decided to screw that.

"See you guys there," he muttered, letting Wainfleet know where he was going before disappearing into the airlock.

As soon as he could, he whipped his mask off and threw it aside, almost running to the bathroom.

He got to the sink and splashed cold water on his face and neck, as if that would erase the memory of calling the recombinant version of his genocidal mass-murdering maniac father dad.

Fuck.

Did he even mean it? If not why had it slipped out? Spider had never accidentally called Jake dad, or anyone else for that matter. If he really was beginning to see Quaritch that way, then what did that say about him? His insides suddenly felt extremely unpleasant. He stared at his dirty reflection. Sweat and sea air had done a number on his face, and the few blue stripes that remained were faded and smudged in places. He looked a state.

How was he ever going to face Quaritch again? He couldn't go back out there. He couldn't.

But he must. What was he gonna do, stay locked inside a bathroom for the rest of his life? Fuck.

He ran his hands over his face and hair, attempting to make himself look slightly more put together. He took a deep breath, trying to control his heart beat, and with a sudden surge of determination he turned and pulled the door handle.

He didn't know how Quaritch would act when he joined them, but Spider tried not to think about it. As far as he was concerned, he was going to act perfectly normal, like nothing had ever happened. They'd never have to talk about it.

He desperately hoped that Quaritch was thinking the same.

Please ignore the fact that the Sea Dragon doesn't have a bow with railings that you can sit and watch the scenery on Nìprrte: you're welcome

#miles spider socorro #miles quaritch #recom quaritch #avatar the way of water #avatar 2 #atwow #awow #spider sully #spider socorro #oneshot #my stuff #father of the year