AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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“Pete and Ted can never be together in the same room now :(“ Joey Richter did not play like 8 roles in one song for this
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the thing about Twelve/Clara is that the chemistry is so intense. sometimes it's sweet and tender and "daft old man" and "when do i not see you?" but most of the time it's painful and passionate and "i am owed" and "do you think that i care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?" and heaven sent/hell bent suicide/destruction to save each other.
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spider-man being seen as a sort of tourist attraction to NYC is so important to me. Little kids windly looking around the city on vacation, hoping to see the celebrity. Police funding fake spider-men to put on building tops as a sort of scarecrow against crime. people leave reviews of restaurants as spider-man, and nobody ever thinks it’s clever or funny
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james: wait. hold the fuck up.
all of the marauders: *wrapping their arms around sirius aka. their fuck up*
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Onto Issue two of "Spider-Man/Human Torch" and
THE ABSOLUTE BEEF BETWEEN FLASH AND JOHNNY. It was instantaneous. They saw each other and immediately threw hands. Over Spider-Man.
What a wonderful way to begin :D
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