#Srsly so gud

[crackheadintheclouds]

Haikyuu!!- Bokuto Textfic [Part 1]

•[Unknown send you 3 messages]•

Unknown:

Hey hey hey Akaashi! 

Congratulations on new number 🥳

Not going to treat your Bokuto-san? ;) 

[Unknown saved to contact as Bokuto]

You:

I'm not Akaashi-san sorry

Bokuto:

Hah! Don't make an excuse! 

You have to treat me 🍝🥗🍱 lunch tomorrow

if don't then I won't spike the ball set by you. 

You:

Srsly I'm not Akaashi!

You have the wrong number Bokuto-san

I'm l/n y/n, a third year studying in your very own class

Bokuto:

I never expected you to play such prank 😳 but you should know your Bokuto-san isn't stupid 🤺

Agree or not, I'm going to need my treat sooner or later :D so be prepared 

You:

BOKUTO-SAN I'M NOT AKAASHI

PLEASE BELIEVE ME YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER 

Bokuto:

Stop it Akaashi (。-`ω-)ｰ  or I will make you treat the whole team as a punishment 

You:

I-

I feel bad for Akaashi-san *sniffs*

Bokuto:

Hahaha 🤡 u deserve it for pranking me 

You:

You know what, I give up

Please stop messaging me or I'll have no choice but to block you 

Bokuto:

ὸ.ό becoming bolder day by day huh?

Don't you dare or I'll teach you a lesson tomorrow (๑•̀д•́๑) 

You:

How?

Bokuto:

I won't talk with you for the rest of the day

You:

You don't talk with me any ways so it's fine with me >:D

Bokuto:

😣 Akaashi what happened to you. Is this how you treat your senpai now? 

You:

*Inhales* 

 (○｀д´)ﾉｼSTOP! 

How many times do I have to say I'm not him?

If you don't believe me, why don't you just meet him and see it for yourself that this isn't him? 

Bokuto:

Really? Istg if this is a joke ill take my revenge >:) 

You:

Yeah take it glady. I hope you'll be surprised.

Bokuto:

I'm on my way to your house right now. 

You better be prepared >:) 

You:

No need coz I'm not him anyway.

Bye bye :D

Happy realization

A Few Minutes Later 

[Spongebob voice insert]

Bokuto:

OMG EBWVWGSVGS YOU'RE NOT AKAASHI??????????

I WAS LITERALLY TALKING WITH A STRANGER AHAVECSGSV 

NO WAIT

I WAS LITERALLY TEXTING A GIRL OMFGWCSFGWCG

You:

Yup lol, finally u realized

But technically I'm not a stranger since I'm your batchmate but still nevermind

Bokuto:

AVWCWTCHHWG

IM SORRY FOR THOSE THREATS THAT I THREW YOUR WAY 

You:

Its fine lol no need for sorry we're classmates after all

Bokuto:

No no Akaashi-san told me to apologize ;-;  and I feel guilty too 

You:

Is that so? Btw I'm sorry too I was a bit rude

(　；∀；)

Bokuto:

No I don't feel well. Allow me to make it up to you y/n-san. I'll treat you lunch 😤 tomorrow 

You:

OMG NO ISTG I'M FINE

NO NEED TO DO THAT PLEASE

Bokuto:

Shut up. Akaashi-san says I need to do it to have a clear conscience

You:

Do you do everything Akaashi-san tells you to do?

Bokuto:

Well yeah Akaashi-san is awesome 🤩🥰 my favorite junior and a talented setter. We're technically best friends. 

You:

Yeah I can see that 😄 how you literally dropped at his home at 12 am ☠️💀 speaks volumes of your friendship. It's kinda sweet :) thou

Bokuto:

YES 🤩🥰😄

Now tell me what do u want to eat tmrw :) what's your favorite food? Sweet or savory? I heard there's a famous bakery near school who sells delicious cream rolls and oh! I also heard a new ice cream shop, we can check it out. 

You:

Bokuto-san seriously there's no need for this 😅 I'm totally fine with the cafeteria food please 🛐 don't waste your money for my sake

Bokuto:

No y/n I'll take you tmrw,,,,,consider it as my treat for troubling you.If you don't accept, I'll be offended😤

You:

......... 

I guess I don't have a choice, do I? 

Bokuto:

No >;) 

You:

Fine then but I won't accept something expensive 👀

Bokuto:

Yay :D ill be waiting for u after class -,-

You:

I hope your fangirls don't kill me for this >:)

Bokuto:

WAIT WHAT I HAVE FANGIRLS?

😱

You:

Well 😀 what do u expect? You're an ace afterall.

Top five spikers in Japan so obviously u have fangirls

Bokuto:

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS 

Let me just show this to Akaashi-san real quick 🏃💨

You:

Well Igtg before my mom spots I'm still awake and stabs me with a knife so I can sleep 😀

Gud night

Bokuto:

But we barely started talking 🥺and you're already leaving? 

You:

It's past 12 am ☠️ what do you expect me to stay awake all night? Also we're going to meet tomorrow anyways so you better get some sleep too athletic guy >:)

Good night

Bokuto:

 Ohk Finee!!!!

See you tomorrow <33333

good night 

Sweet dreams ;D

[Bokuto saved you as L/N Y/N] 

#haikyuu!! #cannon #bokuto kōtarō #bokuto x reader #bokuto koutaro x y/n #bokuto kotarou #anime #animecore #anime and manga #text fic #chat fic #comedy #humor #stupid humor #funny #wrong number #haikyu x reader #bokuto headcanons #kotarou bokuto #akaashi keiji

[witch-hazels-musings]

i didnt know i needed knight!diluc in my life until i read your fic ! i was this close to crying bc i srsly thought diluc would have to watch reader walk down the aisle for another man but gawd did i still cry over how cute the ending was :( this fic is too gud ! im rlly excited for what u have in store for ur other ones (especially albedo)

(⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

Thank youuuu!! I didn't know it was going to get that intense and big until it was finally over. I really don't like ending things on a bad note because the world is already so icky. So having a happy ending is my go-to, and I couldn't let our man suffer

The next one will probably be Kaeya!! (I've got a lot of personal work that's splitting my time, I will provide though I promise !)

#hazelmail #coffee elixir #knight!diluc #it was too much fun not to write i swear #kaeya will have some good tension hehehe

[theloathsometwinkeater]

ranking random soulsborne (mostly elden ring) bosses based on how much i like them but my takes are kinda bad

uhh 30 least liked and number 1 is my favorite

30. godskin duo

nuff said tbh. terribly designed boss. from had no idea how to make it hard so they just chucked two enemies in the dumbass room

29. the monkeys from sekiro

boring copy and paste of guardian ape

28. elden beast

elden beast is probably one of my least favorite fights in elden ring. for some reason torrent isnt available in its arena so you have to go chasing after it every time it runs away 😭😭 average int build fight

you could literally give me melania spamming scarlet aeonia, maliketh with 3x his normal health, and the double crucible knights all in the same tiny cramped room and i would still probably like it more than elden beast

the execution leaves much to be desired; especially for a final boss. give me cool insane bloodborne esque attacks not penis dragon spamming elden stars

27. fire giant

i dont like the fire giant fight. yeah im probably gonna get a lot of 'git guds' for this one but he always gmfu. WHEN HE GETS STUCK ON THE FUCKING TERRAIN I START TWEAKING ITS SO ANNOYING

26. ornstein and smough

smoughs fatass ruins the fight for me i srsly cant take him srsly with that goofy ass giggle

25. death rite bird

design is cool but i really dont like the fight

24. night's calvary

:-( this boss couldve been really cool. its so glitchy in game tho

the altus plateau calvary glitch is really funny tho. if youve never seen it essentially it bugs out if you stray too far from its locked spawn point and gets stuck and stops attacking

23. renalla

ehhhh. i hate int builds. plus i think her fight is kind of boring. maybe im biased

22. magma wyrm makar

hes just annoying. i dont like his design. the lore is cool!!

21. orphan of kos

cool bossfight but i still need to git gud so he ranks low bc i keep dying

20. radagon

ugh. first, hes ginger. second, his attacks are insane. third, hes ginger

19. friede & ariandel (i think thats how you spell it)

fun boss in design but the three phases is insane

18. astel

ehhh. i like astel for the design but the fight reminds me of elden beast. lots of running away for like no reason

at least astel has a somewhat enjoyable fight

17. red wolf

i like the dog bc i think its funny it can do fucking magic and wield a sword but the fight is kind of annoying especially if ur strength build

16. mergos wet nurse

very fun lore wise but the fight is so eh

15. sif :(

such a tragic fight. i think it was well designed tbh but since all ds1 bosses are easy as shit he doesnt place as high on my list of liked bosses

14. godrick

godrick is probably one of my favorite fights due to how fucking dumb he is. he literally crawls toward you and throws wind at you. he has to attach a dragon to his arm to beat you and still fucking loses. all those limbs he grafted to give him power just weigh him down and i think thats really funny

13. margit

margit is a very fun first story boss. his moveset is pretty cool and i have his voice line engrained into my skull

12. moon presence

i love this boss mostly bc of the cutscene since the fight is kind of underwhelming

11. divine dragon

i love the music plus the fight is cool. i like the genre of souls bosses that are very sad and pathetic looking

10. mohg

mohg is one of my favorite fights. i love his voice. i love his music. he gets major points for being a lolicon tho #freemiquella #mohglordofbloodisoverparty

9. artorias

I LOVE THIS FIGHT. whole game you hear about this dude and the fight doesnt disappoint imo. i wish they kept his voicelines

8. maria of the astral clocktower

shes so cool. i love her sm

7. LUDWIG

amazing fight

amazing music

amazing lore

what more could you want points off for being british

6. isshin

isshin is VERY cool. i havent played sekiro in a while but i remember enjoying the fight

5. maliketh

his first phase is eh but his second phase is insane

the attacks are so cool and the fact he bounces off his own fucking attack is insane. what the fuck hes so cool

4. midir

very fun fight. yes its hard but you can really feel how angry and sad he is

3. malenia

honestly one of my favorite fights in ER. yes its hard as shit but her design is so cool and her lore is tragic

points off for nuking radahn

2. fortissax

i love the ost and i love just how... sad and tragic the whole fight feels? hes clearly suffering from the deathblight and the fact hes been fighting it off is so cool. even an immortal dragon cant fight off the deathroot which is insane.

radahn

i love radahn so much

seriously it might be my favorite fight in the series

his attacks are cool. his design is cool. his lore is fucking cool. his fight is so cool-- leading an army into battle and charging radahn is my favorite moment. plus the fact he fucking holds back the STARS is fucking awesome what the fuck hes insane

the tragedy of that accidental patch will never not be funny to me. pre-patch radahn wasnt even that fucking hard 😭😭😭 git gud you fuckign loser. pushed fromsoft so hard they accidentally nerfed him

honorable mentions that include some normal enemies (dislikes):

crucible knight duo

god i fucking hate this fight. crucible knights are annoying on their own but this is a whole new level. dungeon isnt even worth it

rykard

hes... fine... but his pool of lava is annoying plus the magic spam

fia's champions

how the fuck is this an actual boss

valiant gargoyles

FUCKKK THIS BOSS.

agheel

his lore is cool and i like that the dragonburnt ruins hollows like... worship him? its kind of cool. but his fight is either just cheesing or chasing him around. plus his moveset is shared by like every dragon in the game

erdtree avatar

literally just asylum demon

castle sol knight

iykyk. fuck this guy

gideon

FUCK YOUUU

rune bears

what the actual fuck. my first playthrough they absolutely clapped my cheeks

black blade kindred

nuff said

godefroy

literally just a copy and paste of godrick

istvan

weirdly hard? his attacks are insane

pets from dark souls 2

ew

ulcerated tree spirit

the fact that its attack is just flailing around in the tiny ass spaces theyre always put in is so annoying. the one in caelid is insane

honorable mentions that i actually liked

ekzykes, borealis and adula

i think theyre cool. yeah they essentially share the same model as agheel but like... magic dragons

plus i feel bad for ekzykes

placidusax

very cool boss. love him

#elden ring #bloodborne #dark souls #dark souls 2 #fromsoftware #fromsoft games #i love radahn #iguys is this real #did i cook

[bear-cubs-art-things]

Rank every my singing monsters island songs from best to worst

Uh- okay little disclaimer I haven't really listened to each island, so I'll leave those out. Nonetheless;

Celestial Island [hands down the best island prove me wrong]

Plant Island [THE NOSTALGIA 😩]

Magical Sanctum [ HOOO YAA YOOO- but srsly I love this island sm ;-;]

Wublin Island [Thwok ❤️🩵💜]

Ethereal Island [oh way oh wayyyy]

Light Island [but without the naturals 😳😳]

Earth Island [DO THE EARTHQUAKE-!!]

Faerie Island [FFIDYLLLLLLL AAAAA]

Fire Haven [gobblygourd I'm sorry but stfu]

Water Island [😌👌🏻]

Air Island [eh it's gud]

Cold Island [it's is considerably better without the Werdos in my opinion. But since we're assuming all availible monsters are on the Island, it's down here]

Fire Oasis [how why im-]

Seasonal Shanty [I'm sorry but ew. I love my seasonals but ew. No.]

And DoF!!:

Cave island [EPICC :OOO!!]

Continent [it's so nice to have a banger song with all the msm monsters U U]

Starhenge [God's singing go brr]

Space island [spaaace]

Party and Cloud Island [i dont really remember them but i do remeber they were pretty gud :)]

#bear answers #msm #my singing monsters #:P

[warrenwoodhouse]

Internet Slang Dictionary

ABBREVIATION | ENGLISH TRANSLATION

BTW: By the Way

PTW: Play to Win

IMHO: In my Humble Opinion

IMNSHO: In my not so Humble Opinion

FYI: For your Information

IM: Instant Messenger

SMS: Short Message Service

LOL: Laugh out Loud

SOZ: Sorry

OMG: Oh my God

ROTFL: Rolling on the Floor Laughing

HMU: Hit me Up

UwU: cute face

SRSLY: Seriously

Git Gud Scrub: Get Good Idiot. The word scrub comes from the use in the 1400s for a low-stunted tree, eventually took on the meaning for someone not in a University College Athletic Team, later being adopted into the gaming community as a reference to a player who complains about tactics while not knowing how to properly counter them (Layman’s terms: a noob)

Git Gud: Get Good

LMFAO: Laughing my f**king a** (a**e) off

IIRC: If I Recall Correctly

L2P: Learn to Play

You can find more on Urban Dictionary

#warrenwoodhouse #dictionaries #dictionary #internet slang #internet slang dictionary #.dictionary #learning #learn

[bunicate]

Oh my gosh Mimi!!! I have missed you soooooOOOOOO MUCH T^T

I’m glad you’re back and that you’re doing good! I have so many updates since last we talked and life has been topsy turvy! For me everything has been okie =w= I took my fourth asl 1 test and did really well! The teacher said if I continued learning I’d probably be really good at it so that’s super encouraging ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

The weather hasn’t gotten as cold as I’d like it to which is sad since I don’t get to try my outfits T^T. Again it’s so great to see you on my dash I’ve missed seeing you and your post ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ sending many hugs and smooches

-❄️

hai my lovely ! ! im srsly back 4 reals cuz i missed u sm 💗💗💗💗 pls continue to share your updates wif me , nd i rlly hope life is going gud even if things get a litl cwazy! im also SOOO glad to hear tht ur doing well on your test ! ! jus not having the burden of grades tht aren’t up 2 par can be stressful so it must feel great to not have the anxiety !!! congrats 2u babes !!

#i can also gib u sum of my winter #it’s so brutal over here nowadays :c #but it’s okieee more reasons 4 mi to spend money #my bank acc hates me sooooo bad rite now #anywho so happy we can interact again ! much luv and kisses for u my sweet #𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑏𝑜𝑥 ๑ ꒱ྀི #❄️

[starsmourning]

Literally so nervous, my classes start in 2 days

school started yesterday get gud /j okay but srsly goodluck 💀

[pieroulette]

i'm doing well thank you~ yes i drank, how about you? and how are you doing? oh guess what! i have been dreaming about werewolf!nicholas lately~

-boo anon

im so glad boo!! have u eaten too? i wonder what time is it in ur place now- and im gud! just incredibly tired w my studies and stuff, but speaking bout &team—i watched them playing games after awhile and my cheeks srsly hurt after laughing for 12mins straight 😭😭 and werewolf!nicholas omgg?? My boo <33 lemme just finish route 1's finale and imma complete all the requests and an entire werewolf series for &team 😩😩

im so freakin excited for their comeback too !!

#boo anon🐻

[davidxjonathan]

Genesis 3:1-13

Sneeky Snaik trikz Boi an Gurl

1 Sneeky snaik is sneeky. Teh snaik sed to teh gurl, "'No eat froot,' Ceiling Cat says? 'Or u die,' Ceiling Cat says?"

2 An teh gurl sed, "We can has froot.3 But we no can has froot frum teh tree in teh middl of teh gardn. Ceiling Cat sez, 'If u tuch it or nom it, ull die. So pawz off.'"

4 Teh snaik lol'd an sed, "U wont die frum froot, srsly.5 Ceiling Cat just sed dat cuz teh froot will maek u guyz smart. U guyz wud be ceiling catz, cuz u wud has morulz!

6 Teh gurl saw teh froot had a flavr, an it lookd yummy. It wud giv her sum morulz, too. So she nom-nomd teh froot. She gaev sum to teh boi, an he nom-nomd teh froot too.7 Then thay got morulz, so it didnt taek too long to figgur owt thay wuz naked. Boi an gurl maded sumfin owt of leevz to keep teh praivits praivit.8 Wen thay heerd Ceiling Cat chasin buttrfliez in teh gardn, thay jumpd in a bush to plai hide-an-seek, xcept thay hopd Ceiling Cat wud frget bout teh "seek" part. He didnt.

9 Ceiling Cat sed, "Boi? Boi?? BOI!!!"

10 Boi sed, "O hai. I heerd u ovr thare, but ai freekd owt cuz ai wuz naked, so ai hid in teh bush."

11 Ceiling Cat sed, "Wayt a minit! How did u fynd owt? U didnt nom teh bannd froot, did u?"

12 Boi said, "Rmembr teh gurl u mayd for me? Ai onli eated teh froot cuz she gaev it to me."

13 Ceiling Cat sed to teh gurl, "U did WUT?" Gurl said, "Teh snaik playd durty trik on me, an ai eated teh froot. It taystd gud, but dat not poynt."

#christian #bible #bible verse #lolcat

[johnsmitha110nsy]

Missed this song so muchhh

#mr blue sky #yeEeTt #positivity at its maxxx #Srsly so gud #guardians of the galaxy #gr8 now i wanna watch all of gotg now XD

[moosenotadeer]

A dandy good commission I got to work on featuring @petrichorsmell’s oc over on instagram! I loved every second working on this bad boi. So good. 

My commissions are open, if you haven’t noticed :D

#commissions open #commission #oc #Talwuzhere #art #artists on tumblr #srsly it was so fun #ruffles hard tho #ringlet hair curls hard #but it was fun #i'd never drawn gold before either #gud learning experience

[saitou-shuka]

Hello shukamod! I just want to ask where do you order all your merchandise I'm totally lost on where I could order nesoberi :( I really would appreciate your help thanks

I gotchu anon 👌👌

Earlier this year I wrote a post about nesoberi, as well as one about ways to order merchandise from overseas.

BUT… I think the general guide to buying Love Live! merchandise here is gonna be more helpful than either of those posts. It covers nesoberi pretty extensively, since they’re super popular as far as merchandise goes.

My short answer will be: Most of my nesos I bought off friends who went to Japan. If you have friends visiting Japan, it’s cheapest to have them catch one from a machine or buy one secondhand for you and then give it to you. Otherwise, you’ll have to find a way to buy them online (see merch guide). Cons will sometimes stock nesoberis as well, if you’re patient. In that case, popular characters like You and Yohane tend to be either rare or marked up a ton.

Let me know if you have any questions! ( ‾▿‾ )ゞBut read the merch guide first

#though I also have a neso from a con (AB) and my santa neso is from amiami #oops that short answer is not short at all #but srsly that merch guide is pretty dam gud #picup put so much work into it #it covers like everything #ask #anonymous #shukamod speaks #info

[artnerd1123]

❤️

U!!! Are very kind and nice!!! and kno how to cheer me up ;w;Ur stories r amazing, ur undertale au is adorable, and ur art is rlly gud!!! 10/10 a gud mutual and a gr8 friendo ^^

#u is le gud boi XD #arty asks #mutual compliments #srsly tho ur stories and creations are so well thought out I love them ;w;

[thatsthetriick]

Jjba characters switching bodies with their s/o

Summary: Body swap with their s/o! Some freaky friday shit! :D, It’s basically a work of a stand! ;), yeah all my inspiration is from the movie ‘Your name’ I rlly love that movie sm made me cry huhu, if u haven’t watched it srsly watch it its gud Disclaimer: Body swapping, possible pervertness from characters lmao, all characters are aged up! gn! reader, and mentions of killing from Dio's headcanon Header photo:  Namaikizakari

Part 3 Characters body swapping with their s/o + DIO

Joseph Joestar ❀ “AAAAAAAH!” Joseph would screen and look at the mirror to see that he was in your body? What’s happening! Was it a stand user that did this? Eitherway he even tries summoning your stand but instead he ends up getting his same stand, hermit purple? Weird. ❀ He’ll probably blush at the fact he’s temptedt o look at your body but he has no time for that! He rushed out of his hotel room and quickly find you to see if you got in his body and his deductions were correct, you were also freaking out since you were in his body and Avdol was trying to calm you down. ❀ Once he steps in Avdol immediately widens his eyes and questions if he was Joseph and he managed to confirm that he was joseph and Avdol conclucded that both of you swap bodies because of a possible stand user. ❀ You two have to deal with it the whole day and Polnareff always reassured you two that it’s going to be fine, not a big deal though he does laugh and tease at the both of you sometimes. ❀ Since you’re in Joseph’s body you wear pretty fashionable clothes because ur cool and hot. ( ;) i love u reader -author) While Joseph wears more of your plain clothes just a shirt and pants, but he still wears his hat. ❀ You two eventually got separated from the group and found the stand user and managed to attack ther user and returned back to your bodies. Jotaro Kujo ❀ He’ll be staring at the mirror and let out a “tch”, he already knows this is a work of a stand user, he just stares at the mirror for a long time and then walks out of his hotel room, calmly but still wearing your pjs. ❀ Once he enters to the room he was in his hands would be in his pockets, Kakyoin would be helping you think on how this happened but looks at Jotaro who was in your body and his eyes widened and kakyoin was right you two did switch bodies. ❀ When you where in a hunt from the stand user who did this to you and Jotaro you wore his turtle neck only and with no jacket and no hat, he decided to wear his hat with your body and he wore one of your leather jackets since it fits him compared to his original jacket. ❀ Girls would circle around you and you would flirt with them back because it’s funny to see Jotaro annoyed that you’re having way too much fun being him, “It’s not that bad being you” You would say and he would just scoff and tell you to not enjoy it too much. ❀ He was having a hard time being you as well since you look like an approachable person compared to him so a lot of people advertised products to you or if not foreigners asking for him and other things like that and honestly you would answer it for him. ❀ You two eventually got attacked from the back from the same stand user that switch both of you, and good thing that it doesnt switch your stands so you two managed to beat the stand user and Jotaro had to change back to his uniform. Kakyoin Noriaki ❀ Honestly he wouldn’t notice it for a bit and then when he does he quickly looks at the mirror and then starts processing it all and quickly rushes to his shared room with Jotaro.  ❀ He wakes you up before you even freak out and you’d be freaking out back in your own room. You two start thinking what made you two switch your bodies and you both agreed and concluded that it was probably a stand user they met the night before, but who? They met so many people the night before. ❀ It was honestly fun that you two were trying to figure out the puzzles of this mystery, but after a few hours pass by you two went to the others to inform them a stand user switched both of your bodies, it was only 9 AM at this time so you all got breakfast and tried thinking of ways to find the stand user. ❀ You wore different clothes for Kakyoin, his uniform was too hot and you couldn’t handle the heat of the sun already so you wore more comfortable and thin clothing, just a long sleeves polo shirt but you folded the sleeves, he honestly didn’t have much different clothes, only his pajamas and his uniform then extra polos. ❀ He in the other hand actually dressed up pretty nice with your body, he had good taste in clothing. ❀ This whole experience got you two closer together honestly, before you two wouldn’t really talk that much so the fact that this whole freaky friday thing is the one that made you two close is kinda funny but it was alright since you two knew a lot of things from each other just by talking the whole time you two looked for the stand user who did this. ❀ When you two encountered the stand user everyone else in the group was behind so they help you two defeat the stand user and got swapped back to your bodies, and unlike Jotaro he wouldn’t really change out of the clothes you wore for him since he wanted to be polite and it actually suited him. Muhammad Avdol  ❀ he sweats and gulps as he looks at the mirror, he started thinking about how this happened? ❀He came to your room to see you in his body and talking to Joseph that you were you, and he confimed that the both of you seemed like you two switched bodies. ❀ Joseph went to call the others and everyone had a meeting in Joseph and Avdol’s room and you all tried recalling what happened yesterday or yesterday night and who you all encountered and spoke to. ❀ Polnareff would be teasing that Avdol is a lucky guy and jokes about weird things and Avdol would just defend you and say that this is serious even though Avdol is a bit flustered that he switched with you. He just doesn’t experess it my guy. ❀ You and Avdol got separated a lot from the group but you two manage to talk a lot, and just like Kakyoing you two learn a lot of things about each other. He wore simple clothes of yours and you wore clothes that were also simple because it was hot again and you still can’t handle too much heat since you might faint or something. ❀ You two struggled but managed to defeat the stand user which made you two switch back to your original bodies, you two would probably prank the others that you’ll be stuck with each other’s bodies forever and pretend to act like each other just to get a reaction from the rest. ❀ You and Avdol had fun picking on everyone making them think you’ll be switched forever, Polnareff kept comforting you two thinking that it’s actually real but you two are so good at acting that Polnareff got fooled. Jean-Pierre Polnareff ❀ This guy is a pervert honestly and would just be flustered if u are are girl he’d probably just stare at your boobs. ❀ Yeah but he’s a pervert, but he still doesn’t peak unless he obviously needs to change his clothes in your body. ❀ You would always remind him to have no funny business and Joseph would also wack him to not do anything weird and he’ll just say “Ow! I haven’t done anything!” or some other comments. ❀ You honestly just wore his clothes because it’s good enough for the heat, but he in another hand wore a tank top for you and shorts or if not shorts with jeans and there was nothing wrong with it just seems like you were going to go swimming or something but you shrugged it off. ❀ He would continue the constant teasing and how he actually likes being swapped with you and that you two are fated to be since out fo all the members you two were the chosen ones and you’d chuckle at his comments like this. ❀ He would flirt with other people even when he’s in your body which makes you wack his head sometimes and remind him that he was still in your body just in case he was forgetting. But despite this he’s been kind and polite to you and made you laugh a lot during the time you two switched bodies, this is where you two got closer than ever. Sure you knew him before but you two never had an actual conversation, usually you two would exchange just a few comments from and that’s all you two ever did, including the flirt. ❀ Once he finds the stand user he quickly chases them until he corners them and you do the finishing touch. You and Polnareff change back and he jokes about being upset that he isn’t you anymore and how he enjoyed the experience. You two would still talk about it in the future since you two found it funny. DIO ❀ This man is a tsundere for you, a good one though. Despite that he’ll still charge to his room where you were in, and you were in his body. He yells at you for doing this and you yell back that your stand doesn’t even have this specific ability. ❀ He tries to command Vanilla Ice to look for the one responsible for doing this to the both of you, but since Vanilla Ice just saw you and he didn’t notice that it was Dio in your body, thus he didn’t follow him and just looked at you instead and asked what you wanted to do to Dio. ❀ You have fun being him because you are in high power but he still had the world stand so he technically still has power to control you and you would scoff at this and Tell Vanilla Ice the whole story that the two of you switched bodies and even revealed that you two switched stands and Vanilla Ice was frustrated to hear that one of Dio’s followers did this to the two of you so he immediately got to work. ❀ This meant you two were stuck to wait with each other, he also forced you to tell every follower of his to not step into the room yet since he didn’t want to look like that in front of everyone it makes him look weak and you would roll your eyes. ❀ This man was still cocky though and comments that even though he is in your body he still has the power of the world, and that he can quickly just destroy all the Joestars and their team by pretending to be you and acting like a innocent person. Though he also stated he wanted to defeat the Joestars with HIS body because he kinda wanted the credit of killing the Joestars even though for some reason he sent his followers to kill them for him but you didn’t think too much of it. ❀ You secretly would walk out of his room and ask his own followers for a lot of things, like to get luxurious food or prepare a nice bath and they would find this weird since Dio was technically a vampire and this was out of character of him but you were so good at being Dio that you found so many excuses to their questions. ❀ You would actually put on some clothes while Dio just wears the same thing you wear earlier. ❀ After bantering each other for a long time Vanilla Ice finally defeated the stand user and you two switched back and Dio complained how being you is pathetic and you seriously cant take his comments seriously so you just insult him back, ilke I said this man was a tsundere but he kinda he enjoys being your body he found it really hot, he just doesn’t want to admit it, and he really thought this was an advantage to kill the Joestars immediately but sadly he already told you to request Vanilla ice to find the one responsible of all of this so  he couldn’t do much. ❀ You two continue your lives as a person who assist Dio because Dio forced you to, and with him bossing you around which makes you wanna kick his face but you still continue your duties  

Thanks for reading hope you have a good day! -𝓣.

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Guys I don't think the Haikyuu dub is that bad i mea-

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#i mean srsly tho #the dub is okay #not gud but also not bad #everyone apparently hates kageyama's va #i think its alright tbh #also 'oh my god they sound so bored why aren't they expressing yheir emotions properly?!?!!' #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu dub #geez if u dun like it then dun watch it #shitpost

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i went to ulta today n they had a primer that smelled like marshmallows!!! also a bunch of skin benefits but more importantly it smelled good!!!! i used to be meh on that kind of stuff but then i found ur blog and went “hmmm…. i wanna smell good too” and now according to my friends i smell all desserty bc of my perfumes and my lotions and my hair stuff :3

ohmiigoshhhh before I say how srsly adorable tht is I jus want to let u know tht i hope u dnt feel pressured to buy a whole bunch of skincare and body care tht aren’t necessarily needed ! I have sm perfume nd random stuff tht i get but that’s bc im a sucker for cute packaging and gourmand smells ! tht being said, isn’t getting told u smell gud the best compliment evr ?? it makes me so happy for realz . It happens a lot at wrk too nd i just go *^_^* to walk into a room nd people r like >o< “u smell so GUD !”the best feeling !!

#𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑏𝑜𝑥 ๑ ꒱ྀི #but im like so glad my blog kinda got u into tht stuff if thts fair to say ! #recently I bought this like vanilla pecan syrup perfume nd it smells jus like my frosted cupcake oil so u can imagine #im vewwwwy excited muehehe #but also ! wht kind did u end up buying