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Can we kick them out of he void when we find them?
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Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James Bond/Q
Characters: James Bond, Q (Bond - Craig movies), Female M (James Bond), Eve Moneypenny, Bill Tanner
Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, But tweaked because I just can't use AUs in their regular forms, alpha!Bond, omega!Q, Quartermasters being inducted into missions, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mission Fic, Which then becomes a rather more...heated...fic, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Consent, Because the lack of consent is my biggest problem with this AU and I wanted to FIX THAT, Nesting, Although it might surprise you who starts the nesting, Bond is NOT a fan of stereotyping, Use of Omega stereotypes by villains
Summary:
All Alphas have superhumanly keen eyesight, but he had to admit that he didn't see this coming.
When Bond's target managed to escape him and flees back to London, the only way for Bond to get close is to go to a party frequented by the posh and wealthy - a 'plus one' type of event where your 'plus one' has to be an Omega, preferably of the fatuous variety. Bond despairs, because there's no way he can find one of those on short notice that he also trusts to watch his back as he walks into the metaphorical lions' den.
But then Tanner raises his hand.
Because Tanner knows a guy, and he's closer to home than expected...
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I am requesting Good Omens fic reccs. of basically any variety as long as it's good.
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Incorrect Quotes
Omg, thank you @writingpotato07 for the tag while I take a quick writing break! This is the funniest tag ever because why are they so accurate?!
Rules: Use this incorrect quotes generator to create incorrect quotes for your characters, and tag as many people as quotes you post.
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Anakin: We have a problem.
Padmé: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Anakin: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Padmé: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.
Anakin: You look good in that hoodie.
Padmé: You know where else I'd look good?
Anakin, zero hesitation: My bed.
Padmé, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?
Padmé: Relationships should be 50/50. Anakin cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Padmé: Anakin, we tried things your way.
Anakin: No, we didn't.
Padmé: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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can’t wear a bra and can’t really move my arm so the solution is to just walk around holding my emotional support boobs
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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes
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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:
The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
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