#anomymous

[allastoredeer]

You have no idea how your post about top!Lucifer and bottom!Alastor made me happy! I agree 150% with it 😂 and I feel the same, I don't hate bottom!Luci but there are too many posts like this and too many "weak" Lucifer with powerful/manipulator Al. I wish to see Al having a phase "I am both scared AND horny WTF" after seeing Lucifer in all his power and wrath then have thoughts like "my main sin is Pride but this monster might turn it into Lust at this rate!" after getting railed! 😆

Exactly! I'm not hating on anyone who likes bottom!Lucifer. To each their own. I just want more bottom!Alastor on my dash 🥲

"Weak Lucifer with powerful/manipulator Al" is my worst enemy actually.

I see Alastor as having the biggest power kink. He's attracted to that shit. Let him be the definition of "Now I'm both scared AND horny." Though I don't think he'd ever admit to being scared LMAO.

""my main sin is Pride but this monster might turn it into Lust at this rate!"" PFFFFFFFT I love that so much 🤣

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #appleradio #lucifer magne #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #bottom!Alastor #top!Lucifer #I seriously hate Lucifer being portrayed as weaker or easily manipulated by Alastor #it bugs me so much #Im a simple person with simple needs #asks #anon #anomymous

[release-the-hound]

as a havanese owner, what would you say their energy levels are like? trainability? grooming needs? looking into getting small dogs in the future and havanese are on the list of possibilities

I think part of the reason Havanese are so wonderful for so many people is that their energy levels are extremely variable. A well bred Havanese should match its energy levels to its owners for the most part. There are days where I have only taken Whim outside to potty, and spent the rest of my time sick in bed, and she has happily cuddled up next to me and slept by my side. But she has also happily galloped alongside me for a 5km run, and been eager for more. Ultimately what Havanese want more than a specific amount of activity, is to be doing activity with their person.

Of course, I always celebrate doing more with your dog. I try to give Whim at least a 20 minute walk daily. Along with minimum 5 minutes dedicated training session and a food puzzle for enrichment. Often I am able to do more than that.

(One if my favorite off-leash adventures with Whim. A 3 hour walk through unusually deep snow. So many sniffs and lots of excellent recalls!)

When my sister died, I was frequently doing less, for weeks. And she didn't devolve into a frustrated barking mess, didn't chew up my apartment, she was a little bored, but she was never miserable. She just lay in my bed, by my side, day after day, until I was ready to face the world again.

(I cannot overstate how good Whim is at cuddling. If there was an international competition for it, she'd win it every year.)

I really think for disabled people, Havanese have the ideal energy level. You can meet their base needs fairly easily, but if you are up for adventure they're always ready to come along for a ride.

(Whim travels frequently on airplanes with me, and is always complimented on her good behavior.)

Grooming needs are the sticking point for many people, unfortunately. While Havanese are genrtically capable of producing a short coat, it's against the breed standard, and so I don't know of anyone intentionally breeding for that.

For me, a non-shedding dog is worth extra grooming, but I know that's not the case for a lot of people. I have Whim shaved about every 4 to 6 months. This means that I go over her coat to comb out any mats about once a week, and I trim the fur out of her eyes on occassion. But other than that, I dont worry about grooming. I bathe her when she's stinky and trim her nails when they get long, which you need to do with every dog. I know @girlhorse keeps Enzo in a much fuller coat. If you want to keep a fuller coat, she might be willing to talk about the grooming experience.

It's also worth noting that due to their small size, combing Whim's fur is like, a 20 minute process.

(I often miss Whim's coat from when I kept her long. She was so unbelievably adorable.)

Havanese are my FAVOURITE dogs to train bar none. I'm not a professional trainer in any sense of the word, but between group classes and my job I have seen how a lot of dogs learn. @thelittlespanielthatcould and I often compare Havs to a CKCS with a little more spunk. They are very clever and very eager to work with you, but when they have an opinion they make it clear.

Whim can be entirely focused on me for an hour long lesson. But she won't do work she's not fairly compensated for. Personally, I like a dog that won't let me push them around. If it's a hot day and I haven't given Whim enough water breaks, she'll march herself over to her bowl whenever she damn well pleases. If I'm not using a high enough value treat, she will take it from my hand and spit it on the ground. I like these things because I like dogs that set their own boundaries. I want my dog to tell me when she is tired or thirsty, when I'm not rewarding enough, when she's frightened. Because I get clear feedback from her on what I'm doing wrong, I can alter my methods very quickly to keep us in sync. I like that my dog can tell me something so clearly and I can say back to her "ok, I'm listening."

Whim does very well in Rally when I can afford the classes. She loved agility. Havanese also make great trick dogs. They have amazing handler focus (once they mature). They love spending time with you, so they love training. You just have to be fair to them. I guess I'd describe them as eager to engage, but not eager to please. She wants to spend time with me, she wants to play my games, but she isn't afraid to stand her ground if she's not having fun. Training her brings me so much fucking joy. Even writing about it now has put a smile on my face.

(Whim and I had so much fun in agility. She loved the tunnels so much she used to go off course just to run them a second or third time. Until I started bringing out the big guns (cheese) and suddenly she was an angel again lol.)

Realistically, no breed is ever going to be ideal for every person on the planet. But 2 words come to mind when I think of Havanese. Fexible: they thrive in many different living situations, energy levels, and activities. And Communicative, about their needs, their desires, their fears, their pain. They make it easy for dog owners to figure out what to do. For these reasons, I think Havanese match well with a lot more people than the average dog breed.

Whim has been my best friend for more than a decade. I have never second-guessed my decision to bring her into my life. I wake up every day knowing that I am profoundly loved. In my brightest moments I picture a future of adventure unfurling before us. In my darkest, her joy reminds me how to find my own.

TL,DR: Get a Havanese.

#sorry this is long and sappy and maybe excessively pro-havanese #but the thing is they are just. so. SO GOOD. #Whim has been my heart for 12 years. I adore her. #get a Havanese. the only decision with a 0 regret rate. #(i cant prove that but i know it in my soul) #Look at her! Hiking! Skiing! Agility! Obedience! Tricks! she can do it all!!! #i love my dog so much you guys #whim the havanese #havanese #dogs #dogblr #alt text #havanese pawpaganda #anomymous #asked and answered

[8orisporkfolio]

can we get some emduo please im starving for them

They on vacation🏖️

#my art #art #dreamsmp fanart #ask #anomymous #technoblade fanart #philza fanart #my techno design is the best like cry abt be jealous #haha funny guys #emerald duo

[urmomsspeciallady]

thank my most recent hyperfixation and my need for more fics of him because i hnnnngggg

Random Brett Hand S/O Headcanons

Brett’s the kinda guy to take you on either really classic dates (straight from the movies. ex: a candlelit dinner) or a “weird” date (something you wouldn’t necessarily expect from a man. ex: going shopping at the malls)

He makes a playlist about you as soon as he catches feelings. (he is so me)

He gives the best hugs. Brett just gives the most comfy and secure hugs.

He LOVES holding hands. He’ll do it subconsciously all the time, but he tries to remember to ask first (if it bothers you). He definitely does the thumb thing.

His love language? This is a tough one because I feel like all of them would fit him, but I think it’d be words of affirmations. Although, he does enjoy going out to find you the best gift, or even just making something for you in his free time.

Are you artsy? Great! You two spend some time together just working on your own projects. Him on his puppets or crafts, you on whatever it may be that day. ADHD term is body-doubling, I don’t know if it applies but I feel like it does. Either way, you two are spending quality time together. (i’ve got adhd hah)

You’re not artsy? That’s okay! Brett may try and convince you to make a craft with him, maybe even Legos, but if all this fails, he doesn’t mind. This just means more crafting for him.

Speaking off the last one, you two definitely build Lego sets together.

He’s git the best manners in terms of romantic relationships. He’s holding the door for you, giving you his jacket, buys the meals, etc.

He likes to come up behind you and hug you. Sometimes for no particular reason, he just likes holding you and having you close to him. He knows he’s got you, and you know he’s got you. Just a reminder to you both that he’s/you’re right there.

He tries to impress you a lot.

There are times when he just sits and holds you face in the palms of his hands and just.. Admire you. Smiling. Stroking your cheek

He loves it when you play with his hair! Stroking it, combing your fingers through it, ruffling it, putting braid in it only to brush it out again. He’ll go out of his way to lay his head on your lap or sit closer to you than normal.

NSFW UNDER THIS LINE!!!

Brett is one hundo percent a switch.

If you’re a switch too, you’ll probably swap roles midway through sex. Not out of no where, just kind of like banter. Probably a “taking turns” guy in which you’ll take turns topping or bottoming.

HE KNOWS HOW TO DO THE KNEE THING!! At first, he was already amazing at it but had no clue. He overheard Gigi talking about it and ended up looking it up. Now that he knows he’s doing it, he’s a GOD.

As much as I don’t want to say it.. He has a mommy kink. It’s not an intense mommy kink, just the praise and nicknames. Nothing that would seem.. Incestuous D: Ick.

Canonically, he’s into what you’re into.

PRAISE!! This will bring him to his knees so fast

He also likes teasing. But this isn’t just in sex. He likes playfully teasing you and you tease him back. It’s kinda y’all’s thang.

I feel like he loves soft sex. Like the sweet mushy lovey dovey kind. Where you can just look into eachothers’ eyes. Where you hold hands the whole time. Or where he can just hold you, you can hold him and just be together.

Mans is above average, but not massive.

He had a sexy playlist. You already know it.

He likes casual sex but he cherishes the special nights. One of his favorite’s is when he’s able to clean up the bedroom, buy roses, light candles, all the romantics. But you know, getting head in the broom closet isn’t so bad either.

Even thought Brett is… Brett, you guys have a safe word. You insisted (not cus ur trying to help him learn to speak up for himself whattt nooo…)

Biting, scratching, and hickies. He likes those as well!

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#brett hand x reader #brett hand #inside job #headcanon #first draft #first post #new blog #anomymous #brett x reader #inside job x reader #inside job headcanon #brett hand headcanon #my silly little guy #my squish #i just want to hold him #What a big little guy #Little guy is actually like 6 feet tall #awooga #x reader #ccs drabbles

[arachnidsgrippysocks]

Your pony art is rly good so I was wondering you could maybe draw BonBon? I understand if not ^^

8on8on? Who's 8on8on?? I only know Agent Sweetie Drops........

#bis - art #bis - answer #my little pony #mlp #bonbon #mlp bonbon #doodles #artists on tumblr #digital art #anomymous

[gonebackhome]

Hello? Are you Francis?

Francis: "What d ya want now grrrrr?! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!"

The mew growled as he hissed a little. His mood quickly changed huh

#gonebackhome #pokemon #pokeask #aqilla pichu #pichu #francis mew #mew #anomymous #ask

[dimorphodon-x]

umm...our favorite resident sunshine Sunstreaker?

#anomymous #sunstreaker #blorbs

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Any other fics where one of them is a servant? But not fantasy and not slavery. I read Westerville Abbey and everything in tags servant!Kurt and servant!Blaine

Titles and Roses by shanahane

When Blaine, the second son of a Lord, comes to visit his relatives overseas, his attention and affections are quickly stolen by the valet they appoint to help him. But whatever it is that sparks between them, how could it possibly last?

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How Things Should Be by Imogen_LeFay

Kurt Hummel's life is comfortable for a peasant with his work in the kitchen of Earl Anderson. It would be more comfortable, if he could rein in his feelings for the Earl's younger son, Blaine. But Kurt knows, life isn't a fairy tale. And lords marry ladies, they don't fall in love with kitchen servants.

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Like the Sun in a Gloomy Hour by nothingbutgoneness

Blaine is a knight of the kingdom of Dalton. Kurt is the personal servant of Prince David Karofsky. This is the story of how they save each other. [Cover art by artistwriterloverfighter. Warning for mentions of non-con. Rated M for both violent and sexual content. Other genres include Adventure (-ish), Angst, Suspense (maybe), and Friendship.

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When the Two Collide by skintightsocks

Kurt tries to ignore it, though he usually finds Blaine's embarrassment about these matters comforting and just a little charming. It's part of why he chose Blaine instead of an older, more experienced servant - that, and because of Kurt's hopeless affection for the boy.

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Westerville Abbey by @hkvoyage

Blaine is the second son of the earl of Westerville, and is considered the spare heir. After his 18th birthday, he attends the London Season to fulfill his duty of finding a wife. He soon realizes he is more attracted to the new footman. Kurt, who has just arrived at Westerville Abbey to work alongside his father, becomes equally as smitten with the earl’s youngest son. Will Blaine and Kurt be able to overcome their class differences in 1910s England? Will their forbidden love survive WW1? A Downton Abbey inspired historical Klaine AU.

Happy Reading! - HKVoyage

#klaine fic #klaine fanfic #klaine fanfiction #fic finder #anomymous #historical!klaine #servant!Blaine #servant!Kurt

[sodor-spirit]

how did the spirit caste system on the mainland came to be? And is there a specific order for it?

No Spirit knows how or when the Caste System on Mainland came to be. Not even Lady or Diesel 10 who created the Engine Spirits and neither of them would even create the system in the first place (Yes, D10 may be many crazy and insane things but he would never form such a messed up society on the Mainland for his created Spirits to suffer through, especially both his and Lady’s own creation, Rusty.)

But as soon as a Spirit is born or emerged from their vessel/ engine, the Caste Systen dictates their every life and interaction with others of their kind. Some living like highly pampered and privileged upper class such as the Air Spirits (Gordon, Spencer, Flying Scotsman etc.), to being upper middle class like the Electric Spirits (Thomas, Duck etc.), Middle class Workers such as the Fire and Earth Spirits (Henry, Duncan, James, Donald and Douglas etc.) and even lower class servants like the Water Spirits (Edward, Skarloey, Sonny etc.) or even lower and being treated like weapons or monsters for the Metal Spirits (Oliver, Arry n’ Bert etc.)

Thankfully this caste system only seems to extend to the UK mainland and nowhere overseas. And not every British railway closely follow the Caste System like the Caledonian Railway or the Great Western. But these two can be taken with a grain of salt considering how Donald and Douglas was treated on their original railway and the honestly hellish life Oliver was put through on his former GWR branch line. There are also some rather bad rumours regarding a method the Paddington GWR spirits use on each other to ensure the “Great Western Way”.

#asks #answered asks #answered #anon #anomymous #ttte #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #ttte fantasy au #sodor spirits #lore #development

[signalhill-if]

I don't mean to piggyback on the last relationship anon because they were just expressing surprise and clarifying so I in no way mean this as a dig at them, but I kind of love how most of the flirt options so far are low key rejections / dragging the PC? Just. I love a cast full of emotionally constipated assholes. It also makes them feel a little more authentic and a little more real. Not that I don't enjoy a little mutual attraction to get the ball rolling, but it clearly shows that there's so much more going on beneath the surface and that makes me want to really dig my teeth in. Figuratively. Unless... 👀

You get it 😌

The ethos of this game is very much "you gotta work for it." You're very much not hot shit, you're Some Guy from the middle of nowhere and you need to make yourself useful before anybody's gonna want you around. Doc is a chill guy who will like you regardless (you just need to make that connection outside the context of work), but for everybody else, you are completely unimportant and they really don't care until you make them care. If you tell any of the "faction leaders" that you don't want to work with them they'll just shrug and find skme other schmuck. I know that dynamic's not for everyone, but it's really fun for me personally!

#ask #anomymous

[majachee]

Whats your favorite organ?

Always been fond of the intestines.

This is a genuine answer, by the way, I really enjoyed learning about the digestive organs in highschool biology!

Not a big fan of the lungs, though. Don't like how they're always compared to balloons. Makes them sound fragile, easily poppable. I don't like that image.

#ask #anomymous #anatomy #internal organs #< if anyone doesnt wanna see organ talk lmao

[8orisporkfolio]

Impulse but big

#lol #impulsesv fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #ask #anomymous #my art #art

[pokeology]

For your Tatsugiri tank, how are you setting up enrichment? I know those guys are like, Kanto-Pokedex-Alakazam smart.

They're very intelligent, but not THAT intelligent. That edition of the pokedex is very outdated now, haha. The tank bas plenty of hides and plants, and I plan on switching out the details periodically. I also added a bubbler.

For food, I plan on turning it into a puzzle. I'm not sure how yet as just being in the tank is enough for them right now, but I want them to work for it similarly to how they did in the wild. Might make the hides a condition to mimic their natural symbiosis?

#anomymous #tatsugiri

[shadowfoxsilver]

Who else stays this persistent? Give me a chance ;)

Gross behavior. Cringe even. No wonder you can’t get a girlfriend, obsessive and acting like people are jealous of something that doesn’t exist. Can’t even come off anon because you think it’s giving you security. Amazing. Stalker. Creep. Weirdo. You give Bi people a bad name, you know that right? They wouldn’t want anything to do with people who act like this.

Cringe. That’s what this is. Even if I wanted a boyfriend, I sure wouldn’t want one who acts like this. You don’t even know how to respect personal boundaries. Hiding behind anon yet I know your using a new account to do due to the change that made needing to log in to send anon asks.

Gross that you’d make a whole new account just to try this scheme again. Persistence isn’t always a good thing, it can mean much worse things depending on the context. Clearly your so delusional you’ll twist things into your favor and act like people love you when no one does. It’s truly pathetic your using tumblr for this. Don’t you have a hobby?

You don’t follow me. You don’t like my posts. You don’t even share my content. You know what that makes you? Fake. A faker. A liar. You don’t actually care about me because you don’t interact with anything I post. That’s what it is. You just lie. That’s all you know how to do. You don’t know how to do anything else. You’ve never once interacted with my account all these years. I already know your other account is gone. Likely deleted by tumblr or you deleted it yourself. But then decided to come back again and try this nonsense on me. I’m not dumb. It’s likely you’ve harassed many others before me.

Anyway, let’s have some fun with polls. Anon will be turned off after this because I have a job.

#answer #anomymous #polls

[morgana-pendragon]

Are you familiar with Comicbook Guy from “The Simpsons” - a snobby, entitled, know-it-all geek? Every user on fandom spaces have basically turned into him - either consciously or unconsciously.. Hope that helps

omg bestie you are doing so well with all these analogies (mean this in the most genuine way possible i don’t know how to express this over text without it sounding sarcastic i’m SORRY) but i have never seen the simpsons 😭

#ig from your desc i kind of get what you’re getting at #but that’s not really been my experience in fandom spaces like at all so maybe that’s where my lack of understanding stems from #(also ? kill me if i’m wrong but based on my knowledge of fandom history the know it all geeks created fandom? maybe not but ? hm) #anomymous #ask #risposta

[nightmaretherabbit]

Cuphead and Magman what bosses from each isle is your favorite?

Cuphead: inkwell isle I I'd say Cagney!

Mugman: Probably Hilda.

Cuphead: Inkwell isle II that'd have to be.... Baroness Von Bon Bon!

Mugman: Djimmi and Cuppet.

Cuphead: Inkwell isle III I'm gonna go with Captain Brineybeard.

Mugman:My dear sweet sweet Cala 💕

Cuphead Inkwell isle IV I think my favorite is Esther or Ralph (Moonshine Mob Spider)

Mugman:The King of games....

Cuphead:We don't like the casino bosses much

Mugman: Velvet is nice though!

#ntr talks #answer #anon <3 #anomymous #cuphead don't deal with the devil #cuphead the delicious last course #the cuphead show #cuphead au #my au #lost ones au #cuphead #mugman #cagney carnation #hilda berg #baroness von bon bon #djimmi the great #cuppet #captain brineybeard #cala maria #esther winchester #the moonshine mob #spider #ralph #kings leap #king of games #casino bosses #cuphead oc #my oc #velvet lionheart