#crispy talks

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

#I should have learned how to draw #i have so many ideas and so little time to write #i wish i could make a vague comic about them and have a fanfic author get hooked and write it for me 😭 #fanfiction #fanart #meme #crispy talks #shitpost #this was inspired by some overlord huskerdust comics with incredible ideas i saw on twitter #where the artists are clearly waiting for someone to get hooked lol #hazbin hotel #the witcher #hannigram #hannibal #geraskier #good omens #ineffable husbands #my edit #helluva boss #the magnus archives #house of the dragon #dungeon meshi #atla #stranger things #aang #zuko #steddie #mlp #dc #percy jackson

[hannibard]

I found the most perfect geraskier porn au fanfiction with the most delicious jaskier whump from 2020 that I somehow missed till now and when I clicked on the author, wanting to check their other fics, it was an orphan acount

#life is pain #it gave major angel dust from hazbin hotel vibes #especially his song poison (which inspired me to write my current multichapter fic in the first place lol #y'know when you find everything you need in a fic and the author has gone awol? #yeah #text #meme #crispy talks #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #witcher #modern au #jaskier whump is like a drug to me #i can never get enough #crispy

[crispy-bonnie]

there are so many nice people here in vegas but there’s this one person that was really nice and i wish i said goodbye to before i left to go back to the hotel

so i went to omega mart and did all the story shits . HOWEVER , since my mom and brother had to restart [and my mom is slow compared to us] , i ended up losing my group . so i wandered around while calling out for my mom , that’s when i stumbled upon this lady sitting on a seat in a small tucked away area .

this tucked away area had a tv displaying some omega mart lore that i believe is only accessible at omega mart itself , and i sat down in a seat next to her and we both started talking abt the video and the tasty lore . despite her being a stranger , i felt a bit more at ease sitting next to her instead of aimlessly wandering .

she even offered to tell my mom and brother where i was if she ever stumbled upon them , as she already watched the long ass video on the screen . i ended up finding security shortly after she left bc i was getting real anxious .

i never saw her on my way out the door , which is a shame bc i wanted to at least say a small bye bye .

there were also a bunch of other nice people too !! like these guys that helped me while i was trying to go down the stairs despite the fact that i was terrified of heights [those stairs are fuckin STEEP by the way] . even the omega mart employees were really friendly and didn’t mind my small talk and chatter [daikon confirmed to support trans rights !! i wish i adopted one grahhh] . even the uber driver who took us back to the hotel was really nice .

so far , a good trip . i’ll def make more blog posts abt this when i get around to it . just a little bit of late night journaling :]

#crispy rants #crispy talks #travel #omega mart #meow wolf #area 15 #area 15 does not exist #literally just me going on abt how nice the strangers are #experience #omega mart experience #art experience #las vegas

[ineffablecrisp]

no i most definitely didn’t post the same thing twice and delete one post cause i couldn’t see it once it was posted

#crispy talks

[crispy--potatoes]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh whyyyyyyyyy

#crispy answers #crispy talks

[minnnieminmin]

Chris Pratt using his normal voice as Garfield meanwhile Robert Pattinson over here using his most fucked up gremlin voice to play a bird that you wouldn't even know it was him until you saw the credits

#garfield #chris pratt #robert pattinson #the boy and the heron #the duality of celebrity voice actors baffles me #we have ones like mark hamil. jack black. many others #and then we have people like crispy rat over here just talking in their normal voice #wild

[layla-carstairs]

headcanoning that Sebastian did inherit Jocelyn's curly hair but he just straightens it constantly. like he brought his hair straightener to hell & everything

#his hair is COOKED the entire series between that & removing the black box dye #it's visibly crispy & Clary never comments on it because she's so busy trying to not die #this is stupid but very 17 year old 😌 #his to do list is just 1) destroy the world 2) find a power outlet #bella talks #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #the mortal instruments #tmi #sebastian morgenstern #jonathan morgenstern

[ryllen]

broccolli boy

#anyhow talking about vegetables #nui #i don't like broccoli but i start eating broccoli #my housemate said it's good to fry it in.. was it rice flour #crispy broccoli #she did let me try when i shared my broccoli with her one time

[bobbys-not-that-small]

HANG ON WHAT THE HECK IS THIS AND WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE

#sorry this broke so I’m reposting #it’ll be because I don’t actually use tiktok #still it was a slap in the face to find #I can’t deal with Cameron being so crispy #lockwood and co #bobby talks

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

I NEED PEOPLE TO SCREAM ABOUT THE BIG FINISH AUDIO "MASTERFUL" WITH, BC WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 😭😭😭😭😭 it's absolutely gorgeous, I am in love with every single iteration of the master (crispy owns my heart and I can take saxon! master and missy at the same time, not in a fight, thank you). The voice acting is phenomenal, the story is kooky and this is all soooo perfect and no oNE TALKS ABOUT IT???? PLSSSSS I NEED TO FANGIRL

#i need psychological help too #bc there are soooo many levels to the master's insanity here and I NEED to talk about it #doctor who #masterful #big finish audio #the master #simm master #missy #war master #jacobi master #roberts master #crispy master #thoschei

[crispyliza]

When people say "I don't want my child to be exposed to LGBTQ+ media because it will turn them gay" they actually mean "I don't want my child to be exposed to LGBTQ+ media because it might help them realize that they're gay".

#just a thought I had #lgbtq #gay rights #lesbian #trans #gay #bisexual #homophobia #crispy talks #queer #nonbinary #asexual #aromantic #ace #pansexual #genderqueer #genderfluid #agender #i used the word gay bc homophobes/terfs etc tend to use it as an umbrella term for everything lgbtq related

[hannibard]

I think Will Graham's problem is that he's constantly surrounded by only 4 groups of people: therapists, serial killers, cops and dogs. No wonder he ended up like That.

#imagine if he at least had 1 friend that was none of the above #who just talked with him normally and without all the pretentious metaphorical bullshit #imagine #will graham #hannibal #text #shitpost #crack #hannibal lecter #hannigram #alana bloom #bedelia du maurier #jack crawford #brian zeller #jimmy price #beverly katz #garret jacob hobbs #abel gideon #tobias budge #matthew brown #francis dolarhyde #mine #crispy

[crispy-bonnie]

the feminine urge to make a call of duty dating sim spoof after playing blush blush's volks deluxe date because it was fully voiced and animated and i thought it would be epic

#call of duty #headcanons #x reader #reader insert #fanfiction #fanfic #crispy talks

[askcaffeinehazard]

Birfdae

#It my birfdae #mod talks #xydrate #I'm old and crispy

[crispy--potatoes]

Tired

#crispy talks #in the tags #my tired is tired #fatigue

[bisexualsoup]

we were supposed to have a family movie night and it somehow turned into me and my cousin forcing our moms to watch episode 1 of the last of us

#we just got to the 20 years later part i wanna cry #it’s paused cause my mom wanted to make rice crispy treats #heather talks/