#gossip dads

[diabloku]

An angel on one shoulder 😇

A devil on the other 😈

(sikes, they're both devils and they're talking shit)

#hazbin hotel #vivziepop #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #radioapple #appleradio #lucifer morningstar #gossip dads #talking shit IS a bonding activity!

[livwritesstuff]

Honestly, Eddie doesn’t know why it had taken so long for him to realize his and Steve’s children could understand the shit that came out of his mouth.

(It took an embarrassingly long amount of time).

Even when Moe’s third or fourth word was fuck, he didn’t realize it (and she was using it mostly correctly too, which should have been a serious flag, but nope).

What made him realize it was when they started repeating the shit that came out of his mouth. 

To strangers.

In public.

The first time Eddie had been really caught off guard by something one of his daughters said was when Moe, who was three at the time, had proudly announced to an unsuspecting grocery store cashier, “Daddy says my Papa’s a DILF!”

And, like, Eddie had just heard the term for the first time, and obviously he was goddamn delighted by it because…duh. Steve. 

It just hadn’t occurred to him that his toddler might have caught it too, but little pitchers have big ears, or so the proverb suggests, and Eddie had taken it as a wake-up call that Moe isn’t a baby anymore (tragic as it may be).

He’s not the only problem though – Steve is just as bad, (if not worse, because he really doesn’t bother to check where their kids are before he starts running his mouth).

One particularly damning incident was at a restaurant, which is something they don’t even do all that often because, seriously, going to a restaurant with very young kids should be an Olympic event or something.

(The last time they all went out to eat, Nancy and Robin had made a drinking game out of all the times Steve and Eddie had to take a child to the bathroom and ended up so far gone that Eddie had needed to drive them home).

The incident started with the waitress asking, “Can I get you started with anything to drink?”

And it had ended with four-year-old Moe confidently announcing, “My Papa needs a fucking margarita.”

Thank god, the waitress had been a twenty-something college student and thought it was hilarious, but Steve had still been completely mortified.

#little do they know – once the girls hit elementary school they start recounting all the parent-gossip they overhear #then eddie comes home one day to this conversation between steve and moe: #steve: and if anyone asks where you heard about this? #moe: carpool #steve: excellent #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson #i feel like there's been a theme to this week's drabbles lol

[microsofttothemax]

when your son somehow manages to discover the best gossip so you keep him around the pizzeria simply to find out the most recent rumors of the customers

a continuation of this au which is now my roman empire

#hueso teaches leo spanish simply to gossip w him about the customers #leo’s fav part of the day is going into his dad’s office and listening to him rant about the latest patron who got on his nerves that day #i just think they're neat #sometimes a family is a monotone bone man and is snarky turtle son he found on the street #senor hueso #rise hueso #rottmnt hueso #leonardo hamato #rise leo #rottmnt leo #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #rottmnt fanart #tmnt fanart #rottmnt seperated au #papa hueso au #<< i guess thats what this au is now lmao

[brocedesbenz]

I hate to break this to you, but mobius is actually a girl dad. You guys are just choosing to avoid the truth

#i can totally see mobius having a tea party #he's so gentle #he would let his daughter put makeup all over his face and then pretend to be an old rich lady at this tea party. always fully on character #just him and his daughter gossiping about mobius' imaginary rich family like an old telenovela #do you see The Vision or am i insane????? #mobius #loki series #loki #lokius #don't even get me started on girl dad lokius. she would be SO spoiled #love them for that tho #loki x mobius #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #loki season 2

[birdhouse14]

Forgor to post this here .3.

#philza fanart #philza #qsmp fitmc #fitmcfanart #qsmp eggs #qsmp ramón #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #gossiping dads #mans doin all the chit chat while the kids play cops and robbers

[rougerave]

Hear me out. So Dick and Jason have always known languages. Dick from his time traveling with the circus and Jason from his time sneaking into the library and devouring all types of books when he was still on the streets.

And because of this, they could connect more easily due to their shared love of language. (Cannon can kiss my ass thank you very much.)

They made it a point to learn new languages together, so much so that they even passed Bruce in the number of languages they knew and spoke.

This is the driving factor that brings them close when Jason comes from the whole dead and resurrected drama.

The problem comes that they think everyone speaks the same languages. Like they'll be speaking English one minute then the switch it up to Swahili because they forgot a word in English and then carry on speaking in a different language until they forget a word again and change languages.

Bruce is the only one who can mildly keep up with them, but other than that his completely lost because of the shear speed the switch up the language.

It gets irritating when they're all at the dinner table and the two oldest forget the names of simple things. Like salt.

"Hey Demon spar. Pass the *snaps fingers as he tries to remember the name* the 鹽 (jim4) [Cantonese]."

And poor Damian is so lost so he looks to Dick and Dick goes "άλας (álas) [Greek]" as if that's any better. And the poor baby is just so confused, so he looks to his baba because his baba should know but his baba also looks confused. And Alfred, bless his soul knows Greek so he goes, "The salt Master Damian. Master Jason is asking for the salt."

And the whole table is also very confused and irritated by this whole exchange.

When the eldest two argue, it's explosive and physical and confusing because of the mess of languages, and the only time you hear a spark of English is when one has a black eye and the other has a nose bleed and their both laying on their backs and the only words exchanged is, "Fuck you dickface." and, "Love you too Jay."

They hug it out then throw the middle finger over their backs, limp out the room and opposite ways of the hallway.

All this happens in the full view of the family and nobody asks what words were exchanged, nobody asks what they were fighting about, they just sit shell shocked, each and everytime.

Except Bruce, who gets majority of what was said. He sits with his head in his hands and let's out a dispointed sigh. "All this ruckes because of cake." He stands so he can go call his therapist (Clark).

#batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #Batfamily shenanigans #Tired dad Bruce Wayne #You better believe Dick and Jason will Gossip about some straight to their face. #Language nerds #Confused bean Damian Wayne

[nerfpuncher]

Echo: I'm not a chef, but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through.

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb echo #mom trooper echo #who is somehow the dad joke king #oh echo i just wanna be your best friend #like get wine drunk on a thursday night and gossip friendship #incorrect bad batch quotes

[ludcake]

hello my psionic warriors i was looking through fire and blood because internet arguments fuel my day and i was staring at how alicent started being "jaehaerys' constant companion" at age 13 and how there were rumors of indecent behavior and everything we know about jaehaerys and how he mistook her for his daughters and.

let me tell you anyone who thinks that evil stepmother is a fun characterization should be hit with hammers the jaehaerys nightmare ride train keeps going you just KNOW that alicent got deeply fucked by that. and then marrying jaehaerys' grandson?? who is way older than you? god i dont even care the depiction of alicent's deep psychological makeup is canon to me whether book or show. can you imagine. otto puts his daughter to read to king jaeherys at bed. he knows what jaehaerys is like. hes worked with him for years. what the fuck

this isnt a show only thing this is canon to me

alicent's final thoughts being about jaehaerys too. her last thing she says in the book is that she wants to read for him again. can you imagine that. she mentions helaena. she mentions her sons. and she mentions JAEHAERYS. motherfucker. piece of shit. im kicking screaming what the fuck

jaehaerys my #1 enemy ill be your hater forever i want an actual PoV written look into what the fuck you were up to I want to pick your brain with knives i want to see you wither and age and destroy your family

#asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #alicent hightower #hotd #.txt #jaehaerys targaryen #genuinely this is driving me UP THE WALLS #mushroom is always insane but it's like #mushroom is there so you know what people were gossiping!!! #it might not be true but #can you imagine being 13 and your dad makes you attend and follow this creepy old man and everyone is saying these things #and then you have to marry his grandson #and your stepdaughter is RHAENYRA and SOMETHING happens that sets you apart #and you have to deal with daemon #and your dad is constantly trying to take over through you #and you can barely be a mother let alone a queen #god this is such insanity

[undertheredhood]

dick grayson 🤝 jason todd

psychologically scarring their

furry dad (aka bruce wayne) as

a way to bond with each other.

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #nightwing #red hood #dick grayson #richard grayson #richard john grayson #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #dick was never the angry robin #dick and jason: are you even brothers if you’re not going to traumatize your dad? #dick and jason gossip about the things bruce did when they were robin #they have so much blackmail on bruce #anytime bruce tries to lecture them they both start laughing hysterically in his face because he really can’t be talking #jason todd is a chaos gremlin #jason todd is a menace #dick grayson is an instigator #dick grayson is a menace #dick being there for bruce’s early days means he has so much blackmail material on bruce that he shared with jason when he was robin #twelve year old jason starts yelling at bruce about socioeconomic issues 24/7 #twelve year old jason: oh so you have time to beat up criminals in the middle of the night but you can’t help the people of crime alley? #dick and jason are an elite duo #they both love guilt-tripping bruce #after all bruce does deserve to feel guilt #they will take any opportunity to traumatize bruce #dick once posted 'we're looking for a stepmother click the link in my bio to apply' and that link still gets applications to this day #jason is a really good liar and spread rumours about bruce's love affair with green lantern (hal jordan) to piss him off

[mileroos]

.catching up; a moment in the sun

[ ID: a painting of trahearne, sylvari commander and aurene from guild wars 2. Sylvari commander and trahearne are lounging against a pink and white background. The commander has a big laugh and has his hands up, gesturing as he talks. While trahearne is leaning his head against his hand, looking at the commander with an amused smile. Aurene’s crystal tail is visible near the bottom of the picture, stretched across the frame. The mood is happy, relaxed.]

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #gw2 art #trahearne #sylvari #trammander #(( and a hint of baby #Aurene #(( I JUST NEED THEM TO BE DOMESTIC AND DADS TO AURENE OK #(( i imagine them laying out in the sun photosynthesising and talking and aurene is just PLAYING around #(( also commander is probably just catching trahearne up on DW gossip and shenanigans #(( and trahearne just LOVES listening to these adventures and stories #.miles.art #(( added ID and i hope i’m doing it right!!

[straight-to-the-pain]

I don't know if anyone else in the whump community has read 'A Constellation of Vital Phenomena' by Anthony Marra but it is genuinely a really good book and also has some of the best depictions of torture and its aftermath that I have read in fiction.

I wanted to share some of my favourite quotes, hopefully without too many spoilers as it is out of context, but maybe skip this post if you don't want to know anything at all going in.

To give a brief summary, the book centres around the lives of people in Chechnya during the first and second war between the Russian government (Feds) and the separatist rebels. The main story focuses on a man (Akhmed) who is trying to save his neighbour's daughter from being killed by the Feds after her father is taken away in the middle of the night. He does this by taking her to a hospital where he then volunteers. One of the people in his village (Ramzan) becomes an informer for the Feds after being tortured, and this is explored in the excerpts below.

‘Information the Feds would torture them for was written here on the walls for all to see. It was well understood among the men that the Feds had as much sense as two bricks smashed together. It was also understood that pain, rather than information, was the true purpose of interrogation.'

'During his first detention in the landfill, in 1995, in the first war, he had refused to inform. They had wrestled down his trousers, shown him the bolt cutters, and still he had said no. Screaming, thrashing, with his manhood half severed, he had said no. He had done that, and now he was ready to start saying yes.'

'He would have confessed everything, but they didn't ask, weren't interested, threatened to cut out his tongue and put pliers to his teeth if he spoke one more fucking word. Electric wires were wound around his fingers. A car battery was drained into his bones. God might have been watching, but it wasn't God's finger on the battery switch. The interrogating officers didn't speak. Instead he was an instrument they played, performing a duet, and in their own way they conversed through his sobs. They both wore very shiny shoes. That was all he would remember.'

'He had trouble walking, He had forgotten torture could be so exhausting. The new interrogator, the one with less shiny shoes, held him upright, using his whole body as a crutch, and helped him walk. He carefully wiped Ramzan's forehead with a handkerchief before opening the door to the next room.'

'The interrogator with less shiny shoes crouched behind him. His hands were wet. Ramzan promised everything, and the interrogator, like the parent of a child too old to believe in ghosts, watched him with disappointment, his clear eyes saddened by Ramzan's sincerity. The interrogator took off his jacket, rolled up his sleeves, laid the live wires on Ramzan's chest and mapped the border of their shared humanity. Ramzan offered his soul. He begged to be enslaved. The known universe contracted to the limits of the cement floor, and on it, the interrogator was both man and deity, prophet and god. By ten o'clock the interrogator with less shiny shoes asked his first question. By eleven the electrical wires were unwound from Ramzan's fingers. By noon he was allowed to dress. By one he was on the FSB payroll. He kept thanking the interrogator with less shiny shoes.'

‘Greed didn’t motivate his informing, at least not primarily; primarily he informed by necessity, to survive, for his love and hate and above all awe of the power wielded by the interrogating officer with less shiny shoes.'

'That was his greatest fear. Could he stay silent? Could he withstand what awaited him? He told himself that his love for the girl should fortify him against any torture, but this, like so much of what he told himself, was a lie. After all, he was squeamish at the sight of blood, what would he say when lying in a puddle of his own? But he saw no other way. He would pray for the strength to stay silent, for a quick heart attack, and leave the rest to God.' (This is Akhmed POV)

'When they threatened to beat me, I said nothing, Akhmed. When they threatened to beat me, I said nothing. When they threatened to electrocute me, I said nothing. When they threatened to castrate me, I said nothing. I said nothing, Akhmed. Whatever you think of me, you remember that once I said nothing when a wiser man would have sung. And the interrogators, they couldn't believe it. They called in others to examine me. I was there on the floor, and above their faces were dark ovals silhouetted by the ceiling lights. They had beaten me hard and I couldn't hear right, but I kept saying no, with every breath I had. The main reason they let me go, the only reason they didn't shoot me right there was out of perverse respect, some sort of professional courtesy. But I wish they had shot me, Akhmed, because the good part of me died there, and all this, everything since, has been an afterlife I'm trying to escape.'

‘I knew what was coming. I knew it never stops. They put a shame inside you that goes on like a bridge with no end, the humiliation, the fucking humiliation of knowing that you are not a human being but a bundle of screaming nerve endings, that the torture goes on even when the physical hurt quietens. People treated me differently when I came back the first time.'

#torture #whump #s talks #a constellation of vital phenomena #idk what else to tag this with tbh #electricity torture #beating #I don't think it counts as gore tbh but like viewer discretion is advised #I really like this portrayal tbh #because like torture sort of is effective for the feds but they dont actually care about the truth #ramzan is mostly just giving up people who gossipped about him and then just whoever he is told he has to invent evidence on #and like obviously there are characters who do not choose to inform #akhmed does not give up the girl we know this #but yeah idk it's intersting to me #like torture as something functional but also completely empty of meaning #also I just really like the writing #and the way it talks about the aftermath and the trauma of it that alters ramzan forever in some ways #but it's also clear that it's not just the torture that made him do it like #he is a complex character and he is also trying to protect his dad who relies on insulin to survive #and he also agreed to inform to save his friend who had his fingers cut off

[wonder-and-wildflowers]

I actually love the idea of Dazai Yosano and Ranpo bein a lil trio. Its very dear to me.

Like platonically

They 100% sit around in the cafe and have gossip sessions

#i cannot be convinced otherwise #bsd gossip trio #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #yosano akiko #ranpo edogawa #rampo edogawa #Dazai and Yosano are Fukumori's divorce kids (so is kyoka but shes more koyano's out-of-wedlock kid tbh) #ranpo is fuluzawa's son #you could argue his dad is fukuchi but like 👀 idk ranpo and fukuchi do kida have deadbeat dad and the son that doesnt like him vibes //lh #either way those three are siblings #ranpo yosano and dazai are siblings and their dad is fukuzawa

[itsagentromanoff]

[At the Sanctum Bruce meets Peter from Tony and Stephen]

Bruce: What, you know him?

Tony: Um. Oh, yeah, that was-

Strange: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!

#original: gossip girl #robert downey jr #benedict cumberbatch #mark ruffalo #tom holland #tony stark #stephen strange #dr stephen strange #dr strange #peter parker #bruce banner #dad tony stark #sassy Stephen strange #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[terrainofheartfelt]

they should have chad michael murrayed chuck bass

by that I mean write him off by his dad sending him to military school in north carolina at the top of season 2

and then he was never seen again

#bart should have taken notes from mr tristans dad just sayin #society if…. #when I write an au and chuck isnt in it just assume that this is what happened to him #gossip girl

[moonsprings]

maybe it's because i've been through it these last two years with a shit ton of personal shit that happened (family deaths, friend with illness) that everything feels a lot more... more but this news of lee sun kyun's death has been shocking. it feels odd because i'm a lot more sad about it than i expected to be, just from a human perspective of not wanting other people to feel the kind of despair necessary to take your own life. i wasn't a die hard fan but a casual fan nonetheless (cue self callout about liking middle aged men with nice voices... lol.) and while admittedly i've been more of a fan of lee sun kyun's wife (actress jeon hye jin, who is famous in her own right) in recent years, he was undoubtedly an actor i watched growing up. coffee prince was the hit drama when i was in grade school, back when my family used to watch korean cable/broadcast tv at home. then pasta, then my mister which i consider his representative work, more so than parasite. it's a horrible thing that's happened.

there's a lot of context that's missing on the western side of the news, mostly to do with the whole hostess/escort blackmail situation that had been unfolding on korean news in the last 2-3 months which likely compounded the entire scandal and his decision to do this sadly. imo this entire thing has far less to do about drugs than people actually think though it's still a significant factor. lee sunkyun has always had a 'family man' image on kor tv and the revelations about him and the alleged hostess/escort who had been blackmailing him who supplied and took drugs with was a madame/hostess from a VIP (basically rich people only) room salon/hostess bar he appears to have been having an affair with for a while which irreparably damaged his image and reputation and likely his marriage and family. rumors had been circulating that his in-laws were urging jeon hyejin to divorce him, they supposedly sent their kids to an overseas boarding school because they were getting bullied in korea over lsk's scandal, and he was facing millions in won in contract violations penalty fees from cancelled CFs/advertisements and tv and film work that was delayed because of the scandal (also fucking hell, just saw the news report saying he left a message to his company's rep apologizing for the penalty fees right before his death). the same penalty fee situation happened to actor yoo ahin after he was convicted of drug charges and is now reportedly millions in debt. that is an incredible amount of pressure, even if part of it was the consequence of his actions. and to be clear, these were stupid choices he made but the reaction was so wildly disproportionate to what he's been accused of.

i feel like if it had "just" been drugs, or "just" been the hostess scandal, he could have made a come back after a few years as many other korean celebrities have (way more than people think, and he has more leeway as a critically celebrated, middle aged male actor who is not an idol), but it's the combination of the drugs, the 'room salon'/hostess club situation that just exploded, and the corrupt police placing this level of constant pressure and publicity on him that caused this imo. his private phone calls and messages he made with the hostess were leaked yesterday from a known r/ight wing kor youtuber before his suic-de. having seen it reported in the kor news, it's difficult to describe the contents of it other than being very personal and frankly, embarrassing (and i mean this as neutrally as possible. think adam levine-esque) in a country as conservative as korea when he's telling a s-x worker he 'really likes [her]' in the sense that he has feelings for her. and again, his wife is a prominent actress and their public images are tied together. given the timing, it likely wasn't just about the drugs. and i know the whole room salon/hostess bar thing is incredibly common in korea, in older stats some say something like 70% of korean men have frequented one (though it's increasingly becoming less acceptable and therefore less common, which is why the public reaction been harsh) and i really don't approve of the cultural aspects that have allowed this to be permissible (as a korean-american) but i feel like that's a personal issue that should have been handled by him and his family. if it was one or the other he could have made a return but i think the pressure of it being this public and detailed due to police likely being the ones intentionally leaking information from the investigation was just too much for him to handle. it feels like the police purposefully went out of their way to humiliate lee sun kyun in the press and public to try and get him to admit to the drug charges because g-dragon, the other celebrity that was implicated, proved his innocence rather conclusively and the police didn't have anyone else to use to get some high profile publicity.

...so we started the year with a suic-de and ended it with a suic-de. it's telling, i think. obviously i don't know any of them, they're 'just' celebrities who literally don't know i exist (as it should be) but honestly my chest feels heavy watching dark coats and emotionless faces walk into the university hospitals, the smiling portrait pictures atop the bed of flowers at the ceremonial funeral rooms, the whole lot - i don't know how many more times people can see this and not feel like anything's wrong. image is everything and the pressure to perform, be perfect, be successful is too much. i'm not even half as talented as any of them and i still felt it, a sea away, in a watered down version from immigrant korean parents and an immigrant community. everyone is way too damn casual about admitting their suic-dal thoughts but not really offering any real solutions and it's just so common. i've heard far too many interviews from kor celebrities who had scandals (and when i say scandals i mean in the asian sense again, dating, secret marriages, divorces or drugs or whatever shit that would barely even qualify as a line in the news in the west most of the time and not more serious crimes) who admitted years after the fact that they were considering suic-de because of the public reaction. or more mundane shit like 'i felt suicidal in school because of academic pressure' stuff i've heard a million times from korean friends, classmates. a lot of it gets dismissed as 'puberty' or 'everyone feels that way'. and again i ask why it's so normalized.

then even those celebrities that have died from suic-de are treated like virtual boogeymen afterwards, their names never mentioned even in places where it should be. the eggshells, the sidestepping because it could be considered 'sensitive' and thus they're erased because the only context their lives can be in is in position to their suic-des. other people who knew them, friends, acquaintances, coworkers they had - past the initial condolence messages, it's like they never existed because everyone is scared of controversy from saying the wrong thing, or not being serious enough, or whatever the hell people want to nitpick that week. people have literally been criticized before for being too sad or not being sad enough when a death from a suic-de has happened so i'm not surprised this was the end result, that literally no one talks about the deceased now outside of a very select few. if they are talked about, it's more so alluded to in an extremely vague manner usually not mentioning them by name, and they rarely, if ever say the actual word suic-de. they usually say that it was an "안타까운 사건" ('an unfortunate incident') even in official news reports, including of LSK's death, and it just bothers me that it's this taboo, everything from making stupid decisions and stupid mistakes (bullying, drugs, cheating, whatever the fuck) or just plain having mental illness, to ending their lives because of it, to having their friends and family not speak about them publicly because it's 'shameful' and they'll get judged.

i don't know what the point is, just that i'm really increasingly frustrated with the state of things. the police shouldn't have pushed him to the brink. this entire situation straight up should not have happened at all.

#tw suicide #sorry. i know i don't talk about shit only to vomit an entire essay but just this situation #i've been thinking about it all day #this has gotten an unprecedented amount of attention internationally because he was 'the parasite dad' compared to other sk celeb suicides #& i'm seeing some very uninformed takes but that's not entirely their fault because this was 'celebrity gossip' prior to LSK's death #so why would anyone translate a bunch of drug and cheating allegations when that's literally nothing in the west scandal wise #at any rate i hope he's at peace. this was a shit situation and while he did some wrongs it shouldn't have come to this #lee sunkyun #lee sun kyun

[infernomicia]

I mean, it’s entirely possible they got pregnant the usual way, but IVF is also completely not off the table. Remember appearances can be deceiving and they have fake paid stans relentlessly creating a certain narrative, which in itself is a huge red flag. If you’re safe and comfortable in your truth that you are a real couple, why have 2+ rabid bulldogs manically posting shi* every day? At the VERY least because part of whatever deal H and N have involves N getting clout. Lets not forget social media clout = money, not just vanity.

I don’t know what happened or how but she’s pregnant and he’s claimed the baby. But I’m saying how he treats his pregnant long term partner (As a man who dreamed of having a child) is strange and cold. No care or natural love or intimacy shown. I’ve always said that people who are happy, confident and comfortable in their relationships don’t need to put it out there and say it constantly. Especially coming from a man who was very private about partners before and never felt the need to do this! Now he does! Now this is normal for him? I think he and Natalie doth protest too much!

#henry cavill dad #natalie viscuso #henry cavill #hollywood #opinion #relationship #the witcher #celebrity #celebrity gossip #actor #superman