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dishdogs · 4 months
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Last time i tried to post this tumblr crashed, couldnt handle the fact this HIS ASS IS BABYGIRL
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metamorphesque · 1 year
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— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena
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selfhealingmoments · 1 year
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ivynightshade · 3 months
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fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky.
[text id: i can’t be loved, swallowed or digested. must i make myself smaller?]
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realbeefman · 8 months
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robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.
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deserthusbands · 2 months
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cody, handing out stickers to his men: aright, troopers, excellent work today. you all get a gold star sticker for your exceptional performance.
obi-wan, watching with a fond smile: cody, that's positively adorable.
cody turns to see obi-wan approaching, and he chuckles.
cody: i figured a little morale boost couldn't hurt.
obi-wan takes a sticker from cody's sheet and gently places it on cody's chestplate, smoothing it over with his thumb.
obi-wan: and you, my dear commander, deserve the biggest gold star of all.
cody's cheeks flush slightly as he looks down at the sticker, then back up at obi-wan with a small, crooked smile.
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hearts4-robin · 2 years
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"I dont nesecarilly feel good about it, no. But I defiantly dont feel bad about it, at all"
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qc-wiggles · 20 days
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mkb in the skejbook
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iglovequotes · 7 months
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fandom-trash-goblin · 2 months
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"LET'S MEET AGAIN, YOO JOONGHYUK."
for @chocolatemalt your compliments made me swoon, and i still don't like chemistry, so here, have another one. made this one a little different, wrote the stuff in odd numbered quotes.
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 2 months
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Puppy Love: Chaggie Feat. Emily
-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK!-
Charlie: (Opens the door) Hellooo-OH MY GOSH!!! EMILY!!!???!?!?!
Emily: (waves happily) Hi, Charlie!
Charlie: (Hugs) Emily, what are you doing here?!
Emily: I'm the new heaven liason now that Adam is gone. Satan, rest his soul. And, I figured I'd come see you!
Charlie: That's amazing!
Emily: (stiff as a board) Mm-hmm....
Charlie: What's wrong, Em? You look...tense.
Emily: (blurts out without thinking) OKAY!!! I'm a terrible liar!!! I actually came down here because I think I have a crush on someone that I shouldn't, and I don't feel like I can talk to Sera after everything that's happened!
Charlie: (squeals as she gasps and flaps her hands) Ooooh! This is so exciting!!!! Is this your first crush?!
Emily: (blushes and curls on herself with a shy nod)
Charlie: Come in! Come in! Come in! Come in! (Drags Emily through the lounge and into a plush sitting room) Details! Details! Who is the lucky guy?
Emily: (blushes harder) Um... girl....
Charlie: Ooooh! (Fans herself as tears of joy spring to her eyes before pulling Emily in for a hug) Emily, I'm so happy for you! Who is she?!
Emily: She's...an angel.
Charlie: I kinda got that. You live in Heaven. What else?!
Emily: She... um... (face is two full shades darker from her blush) She’s strong-willed, a little brash, rational, but obviously very caring.
Charlie: (blinks) I was going to guess Lute until you said affectionate. Hmmm... who else-
Vaggie: Hey, babe. (Kisses Charlie on the cheek) Who was at the door? Holy shit! Emily?!
Emily: (starry-eyed and bashful) O-Oh! H-Hi, Vaggie! Fancy seeing you here! I mean. I guess it really isn't. But it is! You just live here. Yup! You live here with Charlie! Your girlfriend! Doing girlfriend things. Like sharing a bed and cuddling.
Vaggie: (confused)
Demon Charlie: (tail wraps around Vaggie's waist possessively) ...I think your crush is a happily taken woman....
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livwifeofkarl · 2 months
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❝I Wrote This For You❞—Iain Thomas
inspired by @piratecaptainscaptainpirates's post
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rubysparx · 3 months
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Um actually I have something more to say about Kabru and Mithrun’s similarities and relationship.
I think a lot abt how it’s shown a few times how elven culture relies heavily on non-natural ways of doing things, and it’s interesting especially how like our main cast repeats multiple times the three steps to living a long and healthy life. Meanwhile the canaries, the elves, don’t necessarily recognize that stuff as important as it is. I think specifically of the example of Mithrun explaining to Kabru that he has to have medication or a spell otherwise he can’t sleep, to which Kabru tucks him in and gives him a massage which knocks him out cold. His dependency on other methods to fight off insomnia were kinda just in his head, he hadn’t tried anything else. I mean prior to joining the canaries he was fully restrained 90% of the time so ofc a servant would just come in and place a spell for him to sleep every night. And he was like that for years. And then Cithis just replaced all his caretaker servants, then it became her job to make sure he took a pill or listened to her bells every night. I think there’s something there about how there’s a list of stuff Mithrun wasn’t allowed to be around and when he gets separated from the canaries he encounters all of that since Kabru doesn’t know to “protect” Mithrun or restrain him so severely. And it’s interesting because Mithrun doesn’t even seem to have issues with the things, like ofc top on the list was he wasn’t supposed to see goats or sheep. One of the first things he and Kabru eat is barometz. Its something to me that Kabru, who has also suffered so much, takes Mithrun into this dungeon and he has to face head on what’s been bothering him, he has to look his trauma in the eyes. And eat it. He cannot move on until he sees it, understands it, and finally starts talking about himself (“the last desire I had left wasn’t revenge, I wanted the demon to finish me off” “I was scraps left on the plate […] I guess vegetable scraps have their uses too”)
It just seems to me like a more vague and overarching way we see the elven cultural mindset hold him back from properly healing, I don’t think Kabru knew what he was doing at all but the fact of the matter is no one was filtering Mithrun’s view of the world anymore. And while Mithrun believed that didn’t matter to him, nothing mattered, it still made a difference. He was still on the path to moving on, and properly healing, even though he didn’t quite recognize that.
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ivynightshade · 3 months
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fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s i can't be loved, swallowed or digested. must i make myself smaller?
this thought was unceasing: somewhere must be home. / the spine-folding need to belong was woven into my skin. no amount of clawing could ever get it out. / it scared me that even at my very best, i wouldn’t be able to stop myself from being fond of the tearing. isn’t mauling touch? / the warmth of a hand close to you, right before it tears you apart, is something. / you’re always welcome in my kitchen. / i store all the love in my flesh. won’t you take a bite? / skin me to my last bone, draw out the marrow till it is gone. / (save me from my heritage. i wonder if violence is all i have inherited?) / i am not beautiful like a pomegranate, but i could be. skin is skin; all that it hides was never pretty, so don’t worry about getting your hands bloody. / i had seen it firsthand with the people around me: it was safe to think that if jay wasn’t bleeding to death, he would have tried his absolute best to be friends with the knife jabbed in his back. / how we become a vessel of need was beyond me. "let me be of service," i say to everything in particular. / i always keep band-aids in my bag, just in case someone needs them. / actually, to be called upon. to hear my name softly. to be needed. to be required. to be wanted. / wasn’t i just praying on others to get hurt so that they could need me? / might as well be the sharp object that hurt them in the first place. / but i can’t be helped. i hang from every word of affirmation with a rope around my neck.
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brother-emperors · 5 months
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a bystander: both of you are focusing on the wrong thing
anyway! this is a comic from the vault™! it was originally something goofy I drew for myself after I read a couple of different takes on this whole event (Crassus leaving Rome in 63 BCE, see Plutarch Pompey 43). like.
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the phrasing is giving late night teleserye plot drama.
and this literally sounds like something a friend has told me about someone else's relationship drama with their sometimes ex. but like. on a less high stakes stage.
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ALRIGHT, moving on. some stuff that was Fun To Read, To Me
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Crassus' New Friends and Pompey's Return, Eve J Parrish
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Crassus: a Political Biography, B.A. Marshall
speaking of titles, fascinated by how this part of crassus' life gets defined by pompey's absence/return. hello fellas!
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AND FINALLY inspiration for Pompey's comment about perpetuating cycles of violence comes from this delightfully dramatic bit of writing
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Marcus Crassus and the Late Roman Republic, Allen Mason Ward
bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost
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sinnbaddie · 2 months
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Kakagai based off this incorrect quote
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Kakashi: tell me something I don’t know
Gai: yesterday I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet
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