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fvcking-panda · 1 year

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Here's the thing:

Gareth is not canonically short, in fact, the actor who plays Gareth is actually around the same height than Noah Schnapp, both are in the average height.

BUT he looks smaller besides the Corroded Coffin members and that’s why everyone thought that Gwydion was short, but he’s kinda not, just has the bad luck to have a lot of giant co workers 💀

#this doesnt mean that you should put him tall in your hcs #im only saying this because is hillarious to me #but yeah Gareth has short king energy and i love it #but c'mon you have to admit is funny in perspective #anyway im gonna add the greatwise tag in this one because i realized that he and Noah share the same height by looking at it #and it broke my heart into a million of pieces 'cause i was so sure that we had the angry short chihuaha and the gigant kind trope #so i took the info and went with my hcs pretending it doesnt exist because Gareth is a short king idc #gareth stranger things #gareth emerson #gareth the great #greatwise #st4 vol2 #gwydion lashlee walton

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effervescentdragon · 7 months

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Vampire AU - whatever pairing you want I just want biting and some rancid vibes 😹

not quite rancid, except for your hate towards certain people. but maybe funny? im still in a certain headspace, as you can see. i call this "the one in which carlos is bella swan" in my head

Carlos remembers the story Fernando once told him, about his grandfather and the way he worked in a factory. He was pretty sure the story was bullshit, but Fernando was hillariously drunk, and that's when he usually let things slip. Carlos has learned more about the incestuous fuckfest that was the grid in 2010s than he ever wanted to know that way.

He also learned more about Sebastian Vettel than he ever could imagine wanting to know, but that's another story.

The point of this story was - quality control. Nando's grandfather apparently worked in a factory furing the war (and Carlos isn't asking which one, because Fernando is old), and he complained about there not being enough quality control about - shelling? Or shelving. Carlos isn't sure, and he definitely isn't going to ask because he doesn't really care and it's not even that relevant for the story of now, except it's all he can think about when he watches Lando hiss in pain and struggle to get the new watch Carlos had brought him off his wrist.

"It's got fucking silver in it!" Lando yelps, and throws the watch on the floor.

"No it doesn't," Carlos says, more confused than he ever has been in Lando's company (and those couple of times when he fell asleep beside Lando in the hotel rooms all over the world before and after the races and Carlos woke up dizzy and disoriented and hard don't count). "It's pure gold. I know you don't like silver, so I bought you gold."

Lando scoffs. "The fuck it is," he says, pain evident in his voice as he rubs his reddened wrist. "I don't know what bullshit your sponsors are feeding you guys, but there's definitely silver in this."

Carlos frowns, coming closer and taking Lando's hand in his. His wrist is swollen and a very unhealthy shade of red. "I didn't know you were alergic."

Lando's eyes shift to the side. "Yeah, I - I'm alergic," he says. "A pretty bad allergy." He chuckles. "Life-threatening."

Carlos feels like he's missing the joke. He feels like that a lot with Lando, except it never feels like the joke is on him, more like Lando is being hard on himself.

"I'm sorry," he says sincerely, trailing his fingers over Lando's skin. "I didn't know. I'll have a word with Richard Mille representative."

Lando's eyes are huge in the dim light of the room when he looks up at Carlos. It takes everything in him not to tighten his hold on Lando's wounded wrist.

"No problem, mate. It's the thought that counts anyway." Lando shifts a bit, and Carlos lets go. "I'll be fine. Wanna play FIFA?" He shakes the sleeves of his hoodie until they are covering half of his hands.

Carlos feels like he's missing something. He feels bad about the watch, though, so he only nods. "Sure."

Lando grins at him, and it's alright.

-

Except.

Except, when Carlos says goodbye that night, he catches a glimpse of Lando's wrist.

It's pale pink, and not swollen anymore.

-

Carlos watches Lando during the post race interview. His cheeks are a bit flushed, but he's still very pale. They've just spent a whole week on the beach and Carlos has an even darker tan than usual, but Lando is still extremely pale.

Carlos can't remember Lando using sunscreen once on their vacation.

He watches Lando until Caco elbows him in the ribs, muttering "Obvious and oblivious, my fucking God."

-

"He never sleeps," Oscar says offhandedly. "He texts me the weirdest shit at like, four in the morning, and then he's right as rain in the sim at seven." He turns to Carlos. "Was he always like that?"

Carlos ignores the gnawing in his stomach at the fact that Lando texts Oscar randomly. Before he can answer, Alex does.

"Oh my God, yes! He used to be the same when we were kids, never fucking sleeping. George, do you remember that one time..." he continues, but Carlos isn't listening.

Carlos can't remember a time when they were together and Lando fell asleep first.

-

"Aren't you hungry?" Max asks Lando on the plane taking them all back to Monaco.

"Nah," Lando replies, eyeing Max's burger with a mix of apprehension and disgust. "I ate before, plus, that just looks like an extra hour in the gym, and I don't wanna do that."

Max shrugs. "Suit yourself, weirdo."

Lando kicks him under the table and then leans back in his seat, fishing his earphones out. He catches Carlos' eye as he does so, and smiles.

Carlos smiles back instinctively, as he always does. Lando's lips look very red in his pale face. When he ducks his head, Carlos thinks he sees a flash of something sharp.

It must be the light, he thinks. Or the exhaustion.

It's probably both.

-

"Do you have an oral fixation, mate," George laughs, leaning on the fence. "You're always sucking on that straw, what are you even drinking?"

Lando shrugs, flipping George off for good measure. "You have an oral fixation," he replies, pulling his lips away from the straw. "And it's a protein smoothie, you dickhead."

Carlos watches him lick the remnants of his drink away. His lips are still stained red with it.

"Does it taste good?" he hears himself ask.

Both Lando and George turn to him, but Carlos is focused on the way Lando's eyes shift to the side for just a second before he scrunches his nose. "Not the best I've ever had, but good enough." He shrugs. "New recipe. Strawberries."

Carlos has a mild allergy to strawberries, so he can't ask to try it, at least not just before the race.

Lando knows Carlos is alergic to strawberries.

-

The race was a disaster, as are most of them lately. Carlos lies in his bed, finally free after the debrief. He can't sleep. His mind turns and turns around, and for once, he isn't thinking about the race data.

His phone is opened on the Google start page. Before he knows what he's doing, he types.

allergy to silver aversion to food paleness doesnt sleep symptoms disease

-

He knocks on the door too loudly for the early hour of the morning. There is shuffling, and then Lando opens the door.

"Carlos? What the fuck, mate, it's like, three in -"

"I thought silver was for werewolves."

Lando stops speaking. Carlos thinks he might have stopped breathing, too. That wasn't what he was going to say, but fuck it, it's what came out.

"What?" Lando says slowly. "What are you talking about?"

Carlos would've thought he was crazy, except. Except Lando's eyes flicker to the side, and Carlos knows how Lando looks when he is lying.

"I thought silver hurt werewolves. That's the myth," he repeats. "But you're not a werewolf. I don't think." He takes a breath. "You're a vampire."

He isn't looking away from Lando. He can't. He stares right into Lando's eyes and sees the emotions and the calculations in them as they happen, and he isn't going away until he knows, because he isn't crazy, he knows what he knows, he knows he isn't imagining things and -

"Fuck," Lando breathes out, his shoulders sagging. "Fuck, I'm so screwed," he says, and then pulls Carlos inside his room and shuts the door, but not before Carlos sees his fangs elongate and protrude, biting into his bottom lip.

Fuck, he thinks, and then, hot.

#i had much fun writing this xD #carlando #vampire au #f1 rpf #effervescentdragonwrites #my writing

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heartofwritiing · 2 years

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I'm SO excited to see you're taking request, dear friend! Sorry I didn't request earlier since I was at work, but I'm ready for ya! Druig (Of Course)

Prompts:

“It’s quite fascinating. I can always hear you from a mile away, but when we’re talking, you’re always so quiet.” (afraid that means they don’t like them)

“I want to count every one of your freckles with my lips.”

EEEKKKK! I can't wait to see what you come up with, my dear! Thanks again, you're so talented!!

Tell me what you're thinking

paring: druig x fem!eternal!reader

a/n: TYSM for requesting Hillary I hope you like what I've done!! so sorry it took me so long i wasn’t feel well and i needed a break but im slowly coming back now! reader has mind reading powers and she can block her mind from others reading her mind when she's focused enough.

warning(s): reader & druig both think they have unrequited love, confessions, fluff, kissing, unedited!

Up on a hill on the outskirts of Babylon sat two Eternals. The sun was just going behind the mountains in the distance, casting a red-orange glow against your skin, You sat with your legs out in front of you and your arms behind you watching as the last light disappeared. You would often come up here to be alone and clear your mind from all the voices you heard swirling through your head due to your powers.

They weren't always easy to deal with, It took you a long time but you can manage to control who's internal thoughts to focus on now. Druig had similar powers to you, he was the only one out of all the Eternals who understood what you were going through. You were envious of him at times though, he could only mind control people and didn't have to deal with voices bombarding his mind all the time, only when he mind controlled someone could he read their thoughts.

Druig sat beside you with his legs crossed fiddling with a small flower he had plucked from the ground. You told him that he should've kept it in the ground so it could've flourished and grown more, he felt a little remorseful when you said that but twirled it between his fingers silently.

This was the second time you had brought Druig to your special place, knowing he sometimes needed to get away from everyone for a while and had some sort of peace. You had that in common with each other seeking refuge in being alone, wanting nothing more than to be isolated since everyone always made you anxious. Something just felt right with Druig and you weren’t sure what.

You had only said a few words to him when you both started your journey to your hill, Druig wasn't usually chatty either but the silence was often comforting between you both.

“It’s quite fascinating," Druig says suddenly, taking you by surprise.

"What is?" you ask.

"I can always hear you from a mile away, but when we’re talking, you’re always so quiet,” he replies.

He watches you in the village, he sees how you are with the people and how you hold yourself. Compassionate and very talkative but with him you always seem to be distant or one-sided, he thought it was because you were so considerate you'd give him a chance to be around you, that maybe you didn't like him as much because of how he was. He couldn't blame you though he was different than the others, the black sheep one might say.

If only he knew that wasn't the case. You keep your gaze on the horizon but could feel his eyes watching you. The more you spent time with him even after so long of witnessing him be mysterious he intrigued you. He was quiet and reserved, something you didn't find in anyone else and it drew you closer to him. Wanting to find some underlying thing about him, something for you only to see but felt so far away since he was so cut off from everyone.

The cool breeze sweeps through your hair and the tension doesn't ease away your feelings for him, only creating a severe endearment and longing to reach out to him and express yourself.

"I can see somethins running through that pretty head of yours,"

He moves closer to you slowly like you're an animal he's trying to not spook away with his movements. You try not to jump when you feel his hand on your arm gently stroking your skin up and down. It ignites heat in its trail from your elbow up to the base of your shoulder

"Please, tell me what you're thinking," he pleads.

You inhale trying to determine whether or not to expose yourself to him, but you were tired of being anxious around him even if he didn't share the same affections you had to get this off your chest.

You turn your body to face him and your eyes lock in a stare. Suddenly the nerves creep back up and you look down at your hands in your lap fiddling with the tassel from your robes.

"I'm thinking that... I care about you a lot and.." before you could stop yourself you mumble out. “I want to count every one of your freckles with my lips,” you mumble.

"What?" he laughs out, the amused smile on his face telling you he heard you perfectly fine. You face plant into your hands trying to hide your face and you muffled out. " you heard me,"

Druig pulls your hands away from your face, leaning down to meet your eye level with a gentle smile. A pause between you two as a sure relief comes over you as you both share a look of concurrence. Words settle on the tip of Druigs tongue as he racks his brain for the right thing to say, until he takes a breath.

"I really care for you Y/N," he says earnestly.

He watches as your eyes light up and your lips upturn into a smile.

"I care for you as well," you reply in a beat.

You both giggle and unintentionally lean toward each other until your foreheads meet and you reach for Druigs hand, taking it and lacing your fingers together. The tension eases away from you both as the sun is now gone and the full moon rises in the east, casting a white glow over you both like a secure shield around your moment. You wished this moment in time could last longer, but eventually, you had to return to the domo for dinner.

So hand and hand you walked back down the hill, and when you returned and made your way to the dining room everyone saw you both together in your position, freezing and stopping their speech.

Everyone had mixed reactions, Sersi squealed and ran over to you both expressing how happy she was, for you both, Ajak and Thena just smiled happily, and Kingo was exasperated how he didn't see it coming. While everyone else was just in shock still.

You and Druig were just blushing at all the attention and went to sit beside one another.

Ajak got everyone to settle down as you all enjoyed Gills cooking and engaging in conversation. As you dug into your dinner you feel Druig's hand settle on your thigh innocently stroking your knee with his thumb as a way of showing endearment. You look over at him and exchange looks of contentment and return back to your food as you listen to your erratic family banter.

-

tagging: @charlie-heatons-whxre @a-lumos-in-the-nox

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clambuoyance · 2 years

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I love Kon but one think that really annoys me abt the comics is that they never acknowledged how messed up it was that he was dating older woman (Tana, Knockout) as a 16 year old. Does Kon even know it was wrong? WHERE WERE ALL THE ADULTS IN HIS LIFE WHEN THIS WAS HAPPENING!!

ugh yeah, i know his solo comic is not the only case of this happening, but its why i avoided reading his solo for a while (and why i prefer the latter half of his solo and his yj comics instead). and why im glad thats one thing we left in the 90s. so okay this is about to get into some fucked up things and general ranting about completely unnecessary comics bullshit so tw: grooming, p*dophilia, SA

So yeah, as much as I love him and his comics, i do have a lot of criticism for his solo. (but there are a lot of issues i do like so ill try to make a list of my faves one day)

in his solo comics, kon dates this 23/24 yr old reporter named Tana, and later has this brief fling with a villain named Knockout. And kon's character is obviously meant to be the "cool teen" which i guess in the 90s meant being into older women. That, or the writer is pushing his weird fantasies onto him, which happens quite a lot with comics (Idk comic book romances are usually so weird to me they push for really strange stuff). At the same time though, there was a letter i read from a reader at the time that expressed concern over letting kon date older women, bc they were worried his feelings would get hurt, as well as question why no one has really taken kon under their wing, so there were definitely people in the 90s that thought that shit was weird as fuck. But I also saw a recent comment from a dude that didn't bat an eye at it which says a lot about that guy like come on dude we r in the 2020s :/

Anyways, the thing with Tana frustrates me because it was such a missed opportunity for an interesting female character of Hawaiian ethnicity and they could have easily made her Kon's age and make her like a member of the highschool's newsclub or something, but the writer had to fuck it up and make it weird...Kon can be uncomfortably flirty in this era of comics, but the fact Tana returns it and even acknowledges their age difference and still pushes for it is even more uncomfortable. She even says she feels more like his mom at one point and even reports on his school activities. I mean when Kon is first introduced, she expresses concern that the news outlet is just taking advantage of him bc he doesn't know any better, and her boss says she's doing the same, but then she grows to care more about kon as a person :/ She only breaks up with him after his operation that gets him stuck at 16 for a while, because she doesn't wanna date a dude that will never grow up or mature, which is fucked up to me bc he is 16 of course he's immature T-T

But at the same time, this was never weird to the writer's mind, so he writes Tana as being superboy's guiding figure that sort of helps him learn about morals and about being a person. So she's still very important to him, i just wish it didn't have to be so WEIRD.

(Tangent, and not at all exclusive to superboy comics, but I truly do hate how women in 90s comics, especially those that are not white, are treated as 'exotic' almost, and while Tana was wrong for dating a teen, i also blame the writer in the treatment of her character, even if there were other Hawaiian characters present that I did like like Sam and Hillary)

Of course, the Knockout situation is like 10x more fucked up, because Tana was at least kind and caring to him, but Knockout straight up manipulates him. This one is even more uncomfy so i'd skip over #23-31 (tw for SA) if you wanna avoid it, but it does affect Kon a lot after. I think the writer was trying to lean into the "rebel bad boy" schtick by making Kon get swept up by a hardcore fury. They do have other characters address the situation, but they point out that it's bad to hang with a villain and run from the law rather than point out how he's being taken advantage by someone older than him. In this arc, Mae Kent/Supergirl says he's unworthy of being a Super, and he almost believes it. The ending to this arc is really intense tbh, bc kon slowly realizes how wrong it all is after knockout tries to get him to kill a person. he goes to confront her and she literally attempts to SA him, but instead they have a showdown in which kon attempts to drown the both of them in order to stop her, before saving her instead because he can't kill her (he never kills and shows empathy towards his antagonists). he's clearly shaken up by it, but the comic writes that he's mostly shocked that people could ever act like that, again never explicitly saying that her being older or sexually using him was fucked up, just that her being a villain was fucked up. But this arc did serve to show kon fight for what’s right and show that he is worthy of being a super, and that he’s lost some of his innocence but not his faith in good

anyways, i highly doubt any of this will ever be addressed in canon, bc as time goes on with comics, side characters such as these fade away to the point where they might not even have played a part in a character's life, so who knows. not only that, but this sort of stuff is just casually thrown into comics in general and barely ever addressed again? id like to say its only a 90s thing but ive read some 2000s stuff with other characters have weird shit too.

i think the closest thing you're ever gonna get is this panel of serling, who is kon's age and probably the only love interest i actually kinda liked, telling kon that she understands the feeling of meeting someone who's seen and done it all (like say, an older person) and how exciting that can be for someone like her and kon who have never really experienced real life, only to realize that there's often something far darker underneath. again, not explicitly stated enough imo, but its there and does imply why Kon got so easily taken advantage of and that he does realize on some level that it was wrong . (i could be missing other panels that address it but idk i just remembered this one mostly)

So yeah, sorry for rambling. it's just a very messed up situation. i do think it's weird that none of the adults stepped in and watched out for him more, but at the same time, the writer clearly didnt see the need to.

i don't blame people for ignoring it or leaving it out in their canons, bc you can still explore the "being taken advantage of" from different angles that aren't as uhhhhh gross but yeah that’s that sorry for the rant 😭

At least his appearances in yj comics are much happier ☹️

#superhero comics stop putting ur characters into weird romances challenge #not kon but there are some parts in red robin or robin that also make me similarly uncomfy #kon el #clam answers #dc

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ballplayersxo · 6 months

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“Her family is well known and it’s a small town he wouldn’t dare 😡”

🤨🧐🤨🧐🤨🧐

Princess Diana from the Spencer family got cheated on by the now King of the Commonwealth who has married his mistress

Kate Middleton, the Princess/Dutchess of Wales (or whatever it is) is allegedly getting cheated on by the Prince/Duke of Wales and her family was also well known in their city before they got together

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter’s family was pretty much known by not only the entire city of Houston but the state of Texas before she got with JayZ, and now they are known by the entire world, and guess what???? BEYONCÉ herself still got cheated on

Jackie O “allegedly” got cheated on by the President when she was the First Lady and her family was well known before she got with JK

Hillary Clinton literally got cheated on by the President in the f*cking Oval Office when she was the First Lady of the USofA and got humiliated in front of not just the nation but the entire f*cking world

Im sure there are women who come from well known families in their hometowns who are married to local/statewide politicians or even just regular dudes who are getting cheated on as well

And the sad part is, guess what all those women (excluding the OG Princess Diana) have in common?

Once they found out about their partner’s infidelity: they stayed.

and there are people who most likely knew this was happening, but to those people, why say something against this powerful man (yes we would usually call those people cowards with no back bone) and it has nothing to do with them and ain’t messing up they pockets?

Im not saying JB9 is a cheater, I really hope he isn’t because that shit isn’t cool at all, and I have nothing against his girlfriend, but to say that she wouldn’t get cheated on because of her family is some top tier nonsense when the most powerful women in the world throughout history have gotten cheated on.

Y’all know the saying: “If Beyoncé got cheated on what does that say about what happens to the rest of us?”

(Of course, not everyone is getting cheated on, there are good men out there believe it or not and I want to believe JB9 is one of them)

Again, I’m not saying he cheats, I really hope he doesn’t because no one deserves to get treated like that whether they accept it or not, but she’s not exempt from it happening to her. Especially when that man is the franchise QB1 that brought that team out from the trenches and is arguably the 2nd best quarterback in the league

I personally don’t think I could stay knowing my partner is out there doing me wrong whether in public or doing it quietly,

but those women I listed above have the mindset that “ a power couple is better than what else I could get or if I stay single” (which is unfortunate, bc we deserve the force that a single Beyoncé would give). JB9 & her ain’t on that level, maybe in Cincinnati I guess, but ykwim

I don’t know what goes on in their relationship it really ain’t our business, but it seems like the girl is doing just fine regardless

But y’all fans need to be so forreal

And if it helps, I used to be painfully naive too, but then when growing up and reading blogs like this or LSA or hearing things in the news, or just seeing what happens in my city……yeah, unfortunately the rose tinted glasses fall off and get stepped on real fast without mercy (and this is coming from a 24yo hopeless romantic)

Sorry this is so long but last thing:

I’m rooting for all y’all ladies out there 😘 be safe girly pops!

It’s hard out here for women, and people (including women) don’t care about us when it protects their favorite men

this is such an excellent post lmao thank you for this anon cause the girlies have lost their damn minds when it comes to speculating about athletes cheating. none of us are safe and i think that’s the main point we have to remember

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magnoliamyrrh · 11 months

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and thus, my endless fascination with conspiracy theories and the truth among the lies //again dont read if u have anxiety abt these sort of things

bc i have a legitemately psychotic father whose fallen down the rabbit hole hard, who thinks chemtrails are a thing and the new world baby eating satanic kabal is on the rise (and frankly most likely blames their demons for what he did to me), and who thinks having identification cards is the devils work bc if u flip them idk what way they say 666. hes been on national tv saying this shit 🤦‍♀️ and i have met many actual full fledged conspiracy theorists, mostly the alien sort, and spend time with them, so i know what theyre like

the issue w conspiracy theorists isnt that theyre 2000% pulling shit out of their ass. because theyre not... the issue is that they are rightfully skeptical of the government and world, they read things which are crazy but true, but then they... arent rightfully skeptical abt the shit they read on weird websites or facebook, and just become indoctrinated into something else

so, lets see here, the truth in the lies

government officials are sex trafficking children - 100% true, actually yes many of them are and its an issue, this is no conspiracy theory we literally have proof of this lmao. this happened in rømania, in europe, in plenty of other places, epsteins black book is a thing. do i even think some of them are into legitemately insane torture and sacrifice too? yes, i do, because that exists even outside of rich ppl... do i think some of them are actual self proclaimed satanists - oh im sure theres some, theres plenty of crazy shit out there.... is it the 12 bloodlines and (insert anti-semetic world conspiracy)? no, its not. is there a global satanic conspiracy? i really doubt it, i think most of these fucks arent either into the occult or theology enough for that. is it the hillary clinton pizzagate in a pizzaria that doesnt even have a basement? nope, nope - and the conspiracies draw away from the actual issue of child sex trafficking

one/new world order/shadow governments - is it true that the rich and powerful of most governments have more in common with each other than common people? yes, absolutely. is it true they all for the most part want docile populations? yea. do they make shady af deals with each other? yuppp. are there people controlling things behind the scenes who are very powerful and we dont know of? yes, absolutely. is the idea of a new world order letting corporations rule everything that ridiculous considering... corporations do rule more and more...? hmm. is it however (insert anti-semetic conspiracy theory here) no. is it reptilians, no. is it aliens, uh i mean, 1% chance im not betting on it. is there a master plan we should focus on to combat this supoosed 12 bloodlines takeover?...... we should probably focus on more practical things

*sidenote to this, i actually find it interesting that conspiracy theorists are afraid the higher classes "kabal" is selectively raising and breeding perfect children while thinking the rest of the population shouldn't have children because were overpopulated...... it is literally happening rn as we speak that some rich ppl are selectively having fetuses and genetically engeneering for "higher IQ" "higher pay bracket" "no depression no health issues no imperfection".... this is real.. and these same rich ppl are part of weird groups which hold only they should have children and raise them in weird special ways (look into elon musks natalist ideas :) )... again...is it 12 satanist bloodlines... uhhhhhno. but yea, it is some sort of issue

chem trails - this one is fun bc yes the chem trail stuff gets taken out of hand. theyre trying to make us all stupid with them or gay or etc etc etc. But the Fun Thing is!!! there Are actually companies which are using chemtrails (releasing chemicals from airplanes) to try to combat climate change witnout telling anyone or civilian approval..... and in at least in one case an american company did this in a northern euro country without approval and definetely not population approval.... fun, right? so, as far as we know to a degree chemtrails are real, just very likely not the way people think

the water turning the frogs gay - this is hysterically enough based on something true. a farmland fertilizer company was having runoffs into a river, where the frogs started displaying high rates of intersex conditions and homosexual behavior, causing the population to decline. when scientists rung the alarm, the company used its money to shut them all down. watch a video on the youtubers Okis Stories on this, its a brilliant documentary he made.... is the government putting stuff in the water to use a "gay bomb" and make ppl gay? lol no. but was there a case of fertilizer chemicals being used turning frogs gay? yes, kinda

mind control, sound wave mind control, and implants for mind control - yuppp. these are real too. obviously MKULTRA as well as several other programs were real (and as far as im concerned are still happening). there is indeed real scientific proof that frequencies, sound waves, brain implants, etc can control very complex mammals such as apes to a terrifying degree (force an ape mother to ignore her crying baby, spark agression, force a bull to stop charging)..... and yes, the human brain itself has its own series of frequencies and energies which can be manipulated. sorry to say, the idea of government mind control and being afraid of frequencies is actually not complete bogus......... idk how much walking around with tinfoil on your heads is gonna do much, and blaming every little thing on this is uhh... paranoia. but i truly do understand why ppl who look into this a long time fall into paranoia, bc it makes me paranoid too. because there is indeed truth to it, and we have no way of knowing how good government tech is

the gov is involced w the occult - not 100% of the time but the CIA's and Soviet governments extensive research into astral projection, telepathy, etc, and the CIA literally writing about meeting higher interdimensional beings should uhhh. make it clear at one point they were and likely still are..... again tho... are they all satanist baby eaters... doubt it

alien abductions - just gave my thoughts on this

project blue beam - the idea as a whole is absolutely hysterical but hologram technology has indeed become insane, look it up. but nah that aint happening. also, yes, the government is likely using the ufo stuff as a distraction and way to increse military spending and to take eyes off of military tech.... staged ufo invasion and rupture tho? doubt it

cryptids are genetially engenered abominations/the gov is doing genetic engeenering/we should be scared of it - you know, i did biotechnology for four years and promised to never touch it again. if i had the money i would bet thousands of dollars that there are both government and private companies doing Insanely unethical and fucked up shit...... we have made goats which produce silk out of their uteruses..... there is donkey dna in your strawberries..... human ears are grown on lab rats...... i have no idea what theyre doing. and i can't say if theyve made human-animal hybrids.... but i will place all my money on very messed up shit happening 100%

modern food and water is bad for you/ chemical fertilizers are bad/ gmos might also be bad - this aint even a fucking conspiracy. they just are. rates of cancer are through the roof. the shit were using today is insane. and on gmos.... idk what to say abt them being dangerous, even after years of biotech, i rly dont. but they taste like shit and i dont... morally like the idea of fish dna in my fruits. call me old fashioned or puritanical, i know theres good sides to it. we learned plenty in biotech of the bad sides tho

the government will use any excuse (covid, crime rates, whatever) to increse its surveillance and control on the population - this one is also true and we saw it all over the world (china, per example). yes covid was absolutely real and dangerous..... yes the government used it to gain more control... both of these things are true

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you don't understand i want to draw that design so badly, i've really gotten into drawing cdream in cute tank tops recently anyway (please don't judge me) and that shawl/cardigan thing is just Vibes. the first shot of him shooting george through the heart really set the scene perfectly, i don't think any animatic ever gave me the immediate impression of 'fuck. this guy's dangerous'. it's so cool

this fandom is so insanely talented, it's not even funny anymore.

i mean it's clearly one of the few things we agree on that cdream is the 5head chess power gamer but punz is the one with the singular brain cell in their relationship. dream is literally this meme but his string board spans over the entire inside of the prison.

i actually don't have too many strong feelings on fiances, but i feel like them getting a wedding is going to be the canter of whether the finale ends on a more hopeful note or just incredibly bleakly. i just don't feel like it's going to happen because they would have to resolve both karls memory issue And the sapnap+dream+quackity mess in one stream, maybe if we get a 2 hour feature film monster, because i don't even know how to touch karl lore and while sapnap is willing to kill dream i can't imagine he's not going to hate quackity for torturing his brother

/srs mode for a second but im actually not a big fan of the whole 'actually dream tortured tommy and quackity abused dream' rethoric like i respect either side using the terms but i think it paints not worse but really different pictures of what actually happened in exile or prison. but then again also the implication that cwilbur would have planned to marry cdream had inconsolable not happened. i mean Maybe :)

"I don't exactly want c!Dream to be the reason it all falls apart tho it would be cool I want it to be all from mistakes c!Quackity has made" finn. and i really don't mean to obtrude. but i'd consider cdream to be like. the biggest mistake quackity ever made. that's why i believe foolish might play a larger part too because of the whole red banquet but also because of the conversation dream had with him.

i am crying begging pleading for csam content because he basically got turned into cdreams. little bread boy. which is objectively hillarious, i want a cquackity live reaction to their new dynamic, honestly i feel like he's just realize that he's losing even the last members of his country (because even fundy mentioned that he resigned)

okay but i'd like assume that ccdream is informed about what quackity wants to do in his lore stream, and the role he is going to play in it which is 100% going to be connected to him getting revenge on him. and given how rarely cdream comes on nowadays i think it's fair to say to assign greater relevance to whatever tidbits we get (im also just really hoping for the narrative of 'every single member of lnv that quackity recruited leaves because of his mistakes' narrative. just because. Compelling)

ccquackity absolute madman i respect him so much. all i know for sure is that lore is going to blow me the fuck away

How could I ever judge you for drawing c!Dream on tank tops do you see the stuff I reblog I dig that for real everybody so talented in every corner over here

C!Dream might be able to guess every single play in a battle but c!Punz is the only one between them that understands that if you don't sleep for five days you get tired and that maybe if you live off of potatoes and isolation for a year that's not so good for you what a power couple they are

I know the animation was really serious but I really thought that scene with c!Dream surrounded by the papers was just a reference to this meme being honest

Okay I'm very aware that the possibilities of a wedding are six feet under by this point in life but a girl can dream a girl is allowed to hope I do believe if cc!Sapnap and cc!Karl really wanted to tho they could pull it off on the monster movies that are the c!Quackity lore but well tbh knowing now that the reason the c!Tommy's weekly lore streams fell apart after the jailbreak was cc!Sapnap never showing up I don't know how much I trust that ever happening

I don't even really know how much c!Sapnap actually cares about what c!Quackity has done to c!Dream because during the stream I could chalk it up to well he either thinks c!Dream just lied about it or he can't really stop to think about it while directly fighting him but afterwards in his other lore stream he didn't even mention it i still believe fully that c!Sapnap really cares about c!Dream I just idk maybe he is just completely convinced that c!Quackity just wouldn't do that so he doesn't even think about it I think tho that if he were totally forced to deal with it would really cause a drift between the two of them tho

C!Sapnap is complicated to me but I do care him a lot

Oh I would never say c!Dream didn't both torture and abuse c!Tommy and I also think that both c!Sam and c!Quackity abused and tortured c!Dream And I think that's just by definition of both words and I am not going to get deeper about that because now that there are some people reading my posts I just automatically think I'm gonna get stones thrown at me whenever I mention c!DiskDuo (And to think basically everything I ever used to speak about was c!Tommy and c!Dream)

Inconsolable happened and it fueled my c!Dreambur demons but it also killed them almost immediately like how many times had c!Wilbur imagined an scenario like that for it to come to by so automatically and rapidly and he did say something along the lines of "He never told me about that..." When c!Tommy was explaining Exile like did you guys talk before pray do tell 👀👀👀👀Inconsolable was such a good stream when he entered the prison that was so cool

I want c!Dream to go hey Sam go fetch me some food like last time in front of c!Quackity Like how scary do you think that would be c!Sam who c!Quackity knows utterly despises c!Dream c!Sam who c!Quackity knows was letting him torture c!Dream to the point of him choosing suicide c!Sam who said If you are gonna do it you better do it right the one who came in to clean up the mess right before he left now being all subdued by the big terrible evil of the Pandora's Vault the guards literally felt like they owned c!Dream and look at how they are treating them now

I think his mind would immediately go to what the hell did c!Dream do to make this and how much would you bet he's willing to do it to him too

I just think how scared both c!Quackity and c!Sam are of c!Dream's ire and vengance should be spoken about more the paranoia of it all it calls to me

Okay what I meant exactly with I don't want it to be c!Dream's doing specifically is that I want it to fall apart because of c!Quackity's treatment of the rest of the Las Nevadas Crew too like yes exactly I want him to realize everybody is leaving his country because of the way he treated them about joining

That c!Purpled did what he did exactly because c!Quackity got rid of his home before telling him to move to Las Nevadas that c!Foolish really doesn't respect him doing what he's done with his position of authority that c!Fundy felt so detached and forced to be there that he just figured out that he could Stand up and leave and actually he preferred doing that that c!Sam is now just living in perpetual fear of c!Dream and not caring one bit what happens to Las Nevadas I really ought to doubt he cares very personally about c!Quackity himself by this point either their relationship has become so tainted and nebulous during their time in the prison after all

Of course I want c!Dream to be there and do something he's his greatest mistake after all but I want it to also fall apart simply because all it's citizens don't really care about it never really have so that's what I mean with I don't want c!Dream to be the one person who makes it all fall apart I want it to be a group proyect :3

I would like to hope so as well but I never really bet on it I would like a lot for c!Foolish to be involved big time on it too I feel like he needs more time to shine I would love it and consistency with c!Dream is what I love the most

Yeah same he makes me so proud he's one of the LATAM people that actually made it out that's my cousin!!! And he does such an amazing job at everything he makes I just adore it and respect it so much

#beloved's asks #ghost tag #have missed answering this long long letters #also i did reply to my ask that you answered but i think it didn't show

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in the last seconds of the video i watch he congratulates sneako for "Staying up, you never went down"

let me make this clear, if sneako had just prior to this clip threatened to kill this faggot, his reaction still wouldnt have been justified because not only is sean a trained fighter and sneako an influencer, but these two gentlemen arent in the same weightclass regardless. once you receive a certain amount of training and its less than youd think, with it comes increased responsibility. what im saying is if youve never existed in this world in any capacity this might seem like a victory because we loathe sneako and sean has said based things about women belonging in the kitchen (freakin epic!) but if you do have even a little experience this is like seeing sean sucking a cock, its embarrassing, he MEANT to knock sneako out in the end, he was trying no matter what anyone says, he was trying to knock him out at the end, hillarious that he couldnt.

if youve ever fought before or even just sparred i dont have to say shit the footage speaks for itself and its fucking gross. i just think sean is a lying jew rat that they are trying to force into being "our guy" hes diet andrew tate

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a quiet morning at the manor. I decided to watch a movie. artemesia is not feeling good today. She has been sick for a few days. So much so that I delayed my taking this medicine yesterday and this morning too, in case I have an impending ER visit coming. It is no problem to delay a bit, oncologist said that too. tying up a few things around here too because I have no idea what Im going to feel like, that way I don't have too much on my plate at one time.

I started to watch the way of water.....again....trying to give it another chance....and....no. the animation is suffering in that movie. 15 min and instead Im watching renfeild and Im liking it so far. its better than the way of the water lol. It has one of my favorite ladies in it too. major plus plus.

Of course the news is a circus. Im sure you know. conflict upon conflict. the Israel/Palestine and russia/Ukraine heaped on the dumpster fire we have in our political ring. Im really sad to hear about all the deaths happening on all sides of all the wars everywhere. Im lucky Im watching movies and feeding my turtles.

So I read an article that was more or less building on what Hillary said the other day, which was a shot across their bow lol. But I can't help but sit back and think there is a lot of psychology terms being bandied about by both sides of the ailse. sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths and being a person who doesn't suffer from those particular maladies I will admit that I suffer from an anxiety disorder, which I think there is a whole bunch of us that do. Im thinking about how easy it is to label somebody, and Im thinking about my last hospital stay and the doctor who labeled me and put poison in my chart for retaliation. sure I was able to demonstrate that he was wrong. but that shit in my chart will follow me. Maybe a future doctor will not take me seriously because they read that in my chart. it will take me a lawyer to get it out but that is not my point. I keep seeing articles popping up from both sides, and like I said banding about psychological terms like they're written on a candy wrapper. And I just can't help but have to say, nobody's got the right to label anybody else with those terms unless they are an actual psychologist. And we have to be careful about that. We can't let that become normalized too the same way that the violent rhetoric has become normalized. I'm not going to stand here and say that I don't think the maganuts are insane. but I really think a better way to look at them is misguided. being taken advantage of by bad actors. not to diminish the fact that all this political circus panders to and exposes americas inbred racism, classism, bigotry and overall violent ideals. now of course we can say some of those people, especially those in the extremist front line of this new rebranded culture war are suffering from some of these conditions. on both sides. but we shouldn't fall into this trap too. we can't normalize any of this shit. but they are. and purposefully. so its something to watch. If I can accuse anyone of anything we inch ever closer to mob rule and mob violence. We shouldn't be allowing ourselves to be led down this road. people die. and the misguided ruin their lives for what? some red tied ketchup loving nazi? Oh don't get me wrong, I want to turn their maga motto right back at them. I miss the America where its ok to be who you are, love who you want and believe what you want. That's the fucking usa I miss. where it was not normal for a rapist to be president. but we have to take the high road. we have to not engage with violent rhetoric and not hurl it ourselves. The only way to reach the high moral ground is to take the high moral road. remember that the most powerful weapon you yourself carry is your vote. Let them jump around like fools and spray their bullshit at the crowds and then vote the fuckers back under the rock they came out of. You don't need to engage with nobody about nothing. VOTE. That's the thing they want to take away from you because that's what they fear most. Make sure of one solid thing through all this shit. your right to vote. keep it. check on it. On that day don't be scared away from it. do it proudly but do it peacefully. If the peace be broken let your opposition be the one who takes that blame. trust me they WILL take the low road, so always take the high road.

anyway that's enough of that.

got stuff to catch up.

~ciao

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Clearly, i love deeply. Unapologetically. Loud and proud.

I cant sleep right now. I had a dream about Ricky last night and ive just had a ton of them recently with him so i’ve got to thinking all day today on it. I dont want to reach out because i dont wanna do what he did to me when he messaged Fran on separate occasions and i found out about.

I remember he would tell me ‘’he didn’t” and that he got hacked and all these other bullshit lies 😒 so i totally stopped trusting him. And in a lot of ways I know I didnt provide a safe space for him to tell me the truth. We were also kids. But i know he had a good ass heart. My family loved him and to this day my grandpa asks about him and where he went 🙄. But yeah. If he’s still with the girl he left me for then i have no intention of messaging him again. I dont wanna disrespect her and cross any lines. But i do hope one say we have that conversation. Especially since he didnt even face me when he broke up with me. I think i got ptsd from that relationshp but ive learned a lot from it.

He taught me love. Like that was my first love. First EVERYTHING. I think i still have the note of our “first underwater kiss” lmao we were so toxic jesus christ. On and off on and off. From that relationship i learned that im huge on honesty. Its the biggest thing i look for in a person. Also, he was able to provide what i want in a relationship like being shown off and being protected and he was very secure about himself. Like he NEVER told me he thought he looked ugly. He had this confidence that i always wanted (and now i do have) he got along with all types of people and didnt give a fuck about what others thought of him. He just wanted to live life and love hard.

Those are the exact types of people i surround myself with now a days anyway. I finally got to that level but i know i can still improve and continue to tweak things out so im proud of myself of how far ive come.

Enzo…. Honestly my dude, u didnt teach me MUCH except like knowing how it felt to have someone being needy and love bomby too soon and why its a red flag. Im sure you’ve gotten better now that you’re married and i def wish you the best but i dont think i was ready for a relationship with you at the time lol. Im sure theres a few more but our relationship didnt impact me till you gave me herpes and told me i probably got it from Ricky 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Jose. This one is very much still fresh. I have love for you, but i dont love you. Im sorry i tried to change you. You’re not a project but i was very much correct to have broken up with you in the first place and i wish i stayed broken up with you so this second ending wouldnt have been so intense as it was. I think during the first breakup, i was just depressed. My body and mind really only saw the good in you because we were friends for so long first. And now i look back and i wouldnt even want a friend like you. Not because you arent funny and cool to hang out with but your priorities are so out of wack. With the whole Sam Claudia and Hillary situation like i feel compelled to say that i genuinely believe you’re going about it the wrong way. I think you were so polar opposite to ricky that i thought it would help make me feel like you can help me fix myself. But we just were not compatible in any way shape or form.

I thought you were quiet because you were respectful, turns out you just dont know how to communicate or confront people correctly. You did teach me patience. You gave me the opportunity to learn who i was and what i want and what i need and require from people and helped be there for me and gave me the push to go to therapy. Now that ive been going to therapy for over a year, im so happy that i found myself. I sometime miss you, i cant lie. But your friends arent all great people, you guys always have some drama going around and you don’t have boundaries. You’re very much a people pleaser but i guess i was like that too before therapy. We def mirrored each other a lot until i started going to therapy and then i felt like i was trying to carry you ahead with me hut you decided to stay behind. I hate how you would disrespect me when you were mad, how petty you got and how when you were angry you would give me sarcasm and raise your voice. I hate that you would stop talking to me for hours on end during these times when communication was needed the most. I hate that you would never post about me, compliment me on your own, plan dates, or understand me. I hate that you would always keep me at arms length, you never asked me out officially again, you would get mad at me for things i wasnt allowed to get mad at. I hate how you would only bring up your feelings of resentment when i would express mine first then trying to make it about you. I hate that you wouldnt really listen, you would just try to fix the conversation. I hate that i never felt understood and that so many of our photos i would remember crying at least once. I have so many photos of me crying with you. When you would prioritize your friends before me and me before your family. Like cmon jose, you’ll understand when you’re older but yeah jeez. You were really mean when you got mad. Super duper mean. I meant it when i said you were the most disrespectful boyfriend i had. Genuinely. And i wish it werent true but jesus i never felt so humiliated than when you ignored me crying while we were all together with your friends. While you laughed and talked to them knowing i was crying right next to you and they would ask me if i needed tissues. Also the time during the disney trip with my friends and how you just looked at your phone on the couch while i was crying in sammys room and she had to bitch at you because everyone could hear i was crying but you didnt care to do anything. I dont get it. I never understood you. Theres just things you have to figure out for yourself like i did with myself.

I know i wish ricky wouldve still been my friend because he was a good guy in general and enzo was JUST a good friend but when i think about jose im like damn, you are not a person i would want as a friend in general. Im just at such a different place in my life and im looking for specific qualities in people. You got a lot of growing up to do. I apologize for my own mistakes in our relationship. I know i wasnt perfect but i know i def tried harder than any other ex i was with. This relationship was a very much more real love for me. Like a self aware love. And ill always be grateful for what i learned with jose and how ill never put up with the things jose put me through ever again.

#crickyricky #me #mine #just some thoughts #space cowboy #🍐

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Tbh I can’t help but wonder if there are some aspects of Sirius that are more “traditionalist” than he lets on. Like, if his parents weren’t blood purists that liked Voldy and elitist only, I’m skeptical that he would have ran away. And that instead we’d be looking at a “democrat kid in a Republican family” situation.

Interesting thoughts! First, if you're not already following @mrs-stubby-boardman and reading her metas you should be because a lot of this resonates with things she's said about Sirius (although her conclusion is that Sirius would still run away even in a Voldemort-free AU, which I'm inclined to agree with).

Second, yes, I think he holds more traditionalist values than he lets on, for sure. It's hard not to. When you're raised from birth to believe certain things and your exposure to other viewpoints is highly limited you will naturally internalize a lot. But I think he still would have run away and here's why (I'm peppering in personal anecdotes liberally in this response):

I don't think Sirius has the personality for "liberal maintaining a relationship with conservative family members" and I don't think his family has the personality to facilitate that either.

My mother is a liberal in a very conservative family and so is my SO. My mother has to be very careful about things in a manner I find truly ridiculous to maintain a good relationship with her parents. My SO does not play that game and he doesn't have a relationship with his parents at all. Sirius would not play the games my mother plays, he wouldn't hold back. Voicing his convictions is an integral part of his personality, imo, he's not going to keep quiet to please his mother.

And let me tell you what happens when you go to dinner with your conservative family and start talking about how Jesus was a liberal or pointing out to your grandfather that his vitriol against Hillary is blatant misogyny: it feels bad. It feels really bad, fam. You get yelled at for days, even by the people who agree with you, because you're not meant to rock the boat.

Mrs-stubby-boardman has said it's the rejection that really pushes Sirius to run away, and I agree. The ideological differences leads to the rejection, but it's the rejection that is the driving force. The "you cannot say these things or do these things or be the person you are in this house" really pushes him to find a new house. Because Sirius isn't going to be another person for anyone.

It doesn't even have to be supremacy or politics either. A handful of years ago, I had a shouting match with my mother because she wanted me to cover my tattoos when we went to my grandparents and like, no the fuck I will not? My mother isn't Walburga, though, she'd rather have my presence at an event than not have me at all, even if I'm presenting in a way she doesn't approve of. My grandparents still invite me over to events even though I'm a bit of a shit stirrer. So I can push buttons and be myself and still have a relationship with them.

With the Black family, you come as they expect or...there is no second option, you come as they expect. There's not enough flexibility in the family for it to work with that dynamic, imo/ime.

#ask #anon ask #sirius black #house of black

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Akira my beloved. I have escaped from the wedding for a moment, and now I’m sat outside in this adorable little courtyard with this fountain. Shit wait I need to go write something down I’m inspired.

Okay I’m back. The Piarles thing I’m writing (that has turned into a bigger monster than I expected) is centred around a wedding and I keep being inspired today 😹😹 Anyway, Yes, so I have escaped. I forgot what I was going to say……..

Anyway, the wedding has been alright you know? The cheese was nice! But I am outraged at being the youngest and pretty much the only single person here. I thought weddings were a prime place to have a flirt?? Unless I want to hit on a 60 year old (which sadly wouldn’t be the first time for shame) then my options are zero.

ALSO I have been banned from requesting songs from the DJ because I added a sad song 😹😹

I will refrain from being depressing in your ask, so will end this here.

Ily and I hope you have had a lovely day! 💖

Hello my darling! I am finally awake enough to answer this ask 🥰 good morning!

I am so glad you got inspired and i hope it was/is cathartic even a bit. I am also glad the cheese was good (send pics pls), and outraged on your behalf too! What do you mean, no groomsmen to flirt with! Blasphemy! Also, please tell me about hitting on a 60yo, that sounds hillarious (and relatable. sometimes youre just being nice and then people accuse you of wanting to sleep with their dads. smh 😌)

If you need to be depressing, I'm here. Sometimes thats cathartic too. Which song did you choose btw? 🥰

I am very glad you survived through it, and i am proud of you for doing it. I am also sending you so, so many hugs and love. Drink water, coffee, and let me know how Arthur does? Im travelling, and im already getting a bit car-sick while typing this out, so i wont be able to watch the sprint.

All my love to you 💖💖💖

(also have a nice pic lf pierre gasly just because reasons)

;)

#dee tag <3 #dee gets all the rights #akira answers asks #hugging you so much

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quolant · 3 years

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Dan Rydell for the character ask, please!

thanks!

why i like them

oh my god — ok, so if i had to pick a favorite character out of the sports night cast it'd either be dana or dan (...or both of them!) anyway yeah, dan. dan's so interesting to me as a character in that he's like an onion — he gets more and more compelling as you peel back the layers on him. i love that he can be empathetic and compassionate and simultaneously neurotic and a little irritating. he's got the capability to realize when he's wrong, and he's sincere about it. he cares about the people he's close too and would clearly do anything for them. he's unafraid to show that, which is really, really sweet. also he's quirky as hell, which makes him so funny (see: the tom waits thing, his mixup with secular and nonsecular with hillary clinton). he's probably both the coolest and the least put together person in the room.

why i don't

dan has this ... idea that he can fix things and sometimes it gets to a point where it's damaging — like that he can fix other people and he can fix other situations or he can fix himself so that it fits an idea of something that actually doesn't exist (and inevitably starts to push it onto other people) also, sometimes he thinks he's the best person for dealing with x situation when he really, really isn't — though i think he starts to get that that's not really great as the show progresses. i think sometimes his emotions drive him more than the other way around, which either leads him going over the line or sabatoging on purpose to make a point, when he really needs to take a step back and look at the whole picture or reconsider what the hell he's doing (see: rebecca and draft day and shane)

favorite episode

the apology, hands down

favorite season

season 2!

favorite line

tossup between the speech from the apology and "The only reason I came in here, was to tell you this: no matter what you decide? You've got friends. And this is what friends gear up for." from mary pat shelby

otp

dan/casey!!

brotp

I'd say either dan & natalie or dan & dana but the trio of them is also really great

headcanon

in a MASH au, he is absolutely 100 percent hawkeye pierce. also he has a stupidly ridiculous coffee order because casey dared him one time to order the most complicated thing he could think of and it ended up being actually good — but also dan will literally drink any coffee/caffienated drink in reach

unpopular opinion

im not sure if this is unpopular, but dan has actually tried going to therapy before s2. he went to therapy or grief counseling in college, presumably after sam's death and it wasn't a great experience so it makes him a lot more reluctant to try therapy again (this happened to me and from what we see w dan and abby in s2 i think it's plausible)

#ask #niles-crane #dan rydell

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kojakaj · 3 years

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things i would do if i was a celebrity because i think im significantly funnier than all of them

make a depop that sells exclusively blades of grass

post videos but put a rick roll halfway through

learn a language like thai or lao that isnt’t commonly used in america just, cuz

assuming im famous as a singer, make translations of my songs only in that language or a rlly obscure one like latin or klingon

make a twitch where i just make copious amounts of pb&j’s

make an onlyfans but its just shitty memes i made

leak my own pinterest but its just thousands of pictures of frogs

do the wap dance terribly and the repost that 1 video hundreds of times on tik tok

go on omegle like a LOT

do promposals on twitter to random famous people like hillary clinton or jyp

confess to murders that just havent happened

confess to murders of famous people who have died naturally

randomly go into a convenience store in like rural nebraska for no reason and just order like normal and leave

make baked goods and mail them to fans

randomly go to people weddings

message people on instagram on my official account just saying dumb shit

fund trans ppls transitions

fill up random go fund mes

be ovERLY AGGRESSIVE abt blm/stop asian hate/climate change/bunch of other stuff

make an ao3 where i only write smut for like, sonic or mario or obscure animes or like charlie chaplan

find fanfics other people have written abt me and read them aloud on twitch or smth

go on dating apps but set that ages to like 60+

do covers of meme songs like super sonic electronic (an absolute bop btw)

ask out other celebrities for no reason really elaborately and either make out with them on the spot if they say yes or perform another terrible song abt heartbreak right after

flirt with, not the fans, but their confused parents

ok i understand celebrities cant do a lot of this for genuine reasons but most of it is just funny and i think more celebrities should just act absolutely batshit for the hell of it

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oookaline · 3 years

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DO I THINK THEYRE GONNA PULL A YOI? FUCK YEAH WHY? LEMME EXPLAIN

first of all lemme already say that im drinking im emotional and im having a collective breakdown over the new sk8 episode and yoi anygays aight.

the Hetbaiting in Yoi was *Clap* on point *clap*

We had from yuri’s side:

- the “love intrest”

- the “childhood friends”

- the fckn “I always knew you could and I believed in you”

- the you can come to me anytime im here for you (with the skate ring shit sight)

and from Victors side:

- The main dance thing right, boy x girl

thats about all i can remember right now but thats enough because having his coreography inspired by lets say a girl enchanted by a boy and the whole randevous thing right is enough to make people think hrs talking about a past relationship EVEN THO HE WAS AND WE KNOW IT WAS YURI BUT STILL

the Het baiting here is phenomenall.

And thats were we go to sk8 the infinity now.

the new episode has us seeing Reki looking at a girl and shit right- while Langa is right there.

In basis both Langa and Reki joke with erach other in this, so aswell as both showing little (almost no intrest from Langa’s side) its still there and its something.

Now we see their relationship since episode one as the “bEst friends always for each other spend 24/7 toguether that we’re fuckng mirrowing each other now” ind of thing which is supported by the last few episodes.

In this one we have the “Stinky” scenes episode ago we has the food sceneand shit which tells us how much they’re with each other.

Along with that we can see how confortable they’re with each other (them scaping from those things in ep 6 and langa and reki getting toguether and shit)

WHICH btw is a direct mirror of what Adam did with both of them.

Now the difference between what Adam did and what Langa did with Reki is literally the person i dont need to explain it do i no i dont.

back to what I was talking about, the anime is literally laying down the path for Reki to being canonically bisexual with unnamed boy and that girl.

BUT right, BUT, with that boy they never explicidly said anything about more than very good friends (to the point where Reki becomes “paranois” of losing someone else to Adam, thus he asks Langa to not compete and shit) so thick headed people can still say its “just a friendship” and that he’s as straight as a plank (even tho rainbow thingui on he boys med room says otherwise)

So not only are they laying the bisexual ground on reki they’re also Hetbaiting help ??!

Because with that girl, they explicidly said “you think shes cute” and “you dont have a chance with her” and we got Reki going after her and shit which I think its hillarious

But anywasy what i think is that the anime will have probably 12-16 episodes and shit will happen after the 10th or 11th one where we will see the title screen play out and reki going after Langa and shit.

Im scared :>>

#my thoughs #sk8 the infinity #hetbaiting at its finest tbh #im excited #wtf do I tag #reki kyan #hetbaiting #uuh

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Ryan’s & Spencer’s early band bios

Here are their earlier bios! I think these are Pet Salamander bios, but there’s a chance they were from the start of The Summer League. I only saved the files as “old.” And I might still have Brent’s somewhere but I really doubt I would’ve hung onto that... and I can pretty much guarantee that I never saved Trevor’s ha sorry.

RYAN ROSS

Name and what you do in the band: Ryan/guitar/vocals

Birthdate: 8/30/86

Favorite bands: blink, bottom line,fall out boy,new found glory, rufio, the starting line, homegrown, NOFX, taking back Sunday, name taken

Favorite food: anything Chinese, taco bell

Hobbies: playing Tony Hawk

Things we like: playing shows

Favorite tv show: everybody loves raymond

Favorite movie: Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore

Stuff im scared of: homeless people who ask me for money, spiders, girls

Favorite clothing company: made, FSAS, role model

Favorite color: black

Equipment: Tom Delonge signature strat, Squier stagemaster ssh with Seymour Duncan invader humbucker. CRATE gx-900H Excalibur halfstack

Favorite musicians: Clark Domae and Scott Sellers of rufio, Chad Gilbert, Blake Means, Ryan Edwards of name taken, Tom Delonge from blink-182 and Mike Golla of the starting line.

Favorite actor/actress: Adam Sandler, Tom Green, Andy Dick

Favorite albums: blink-182- "Dude Ranch" bottom line- " In and Out of Luck" Fall Out Boy- " Take This to Your Grave" New Found Glory- " Sticks and Stones" Rufio "Perhaps, I suppose" The starting line "Say it like you mean it"

Favorite quote: "you laugh at me because im different, but I laugh at you because your all the same."

Whats your nick name in the band and how did you get it: smeagle- Spencer and Brent think I look like that guy from lord of the rings.

How would you describe your bandmates: Spencer- funny but he likes to be really really serious. Brent- a good dude, good friend good butt. Trevor- weird but I love him

Who is the hottest celebrity: Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne

SPENCER SMITH

Name and what you do in the band: Spencer, I play drums

Birthdate: September 2,1987

Favorite bands: blink-182, new found glory, the starting line, simple plan, name taken, taking back sunday, midtown, rufio, bottomline, good charolette, senses fail

Favorite food: cheese burgers, chicken fingers, and Chinese food

Hobbies: T.V., internet, going to movies

Favorite TV show: Jamie Kennedy experiment, Real World, Food 911, The Osbournes

Favorite movies: American Pie, Road Trip, Happy Gilmore, Liar Liar, Meet The Parents, Big Daddy

Stuff im scared of: bugs

Favorite clothing company: Atticus, Famous Stars and Straps, Audxio, Made, Hurley

Favorite color: black

Equipment: Inversion Drumworks drums-12x8, 14x12 , 16x14 toms, 6x14 snare, 22x18 bass, Zildjian cymbals- A custom hi-hats,16" and 17" crash, and an A series ride, Tama Iron Cobra pedal, Remo heads, Zildjian sticks

Favorite musicians: Travis Barker, Cyrus Bolooki, Danny Valencia

Favorite actor/actress: Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Andy Dick, Tom Green, Jack Black

Favorite albums: "Dude Ranch"- Blink-182 "Sticks and Stones" - NFG "Say it like you mean it" - The Starting Line "no pads, no helmets, just balls" - Simple Plan "The Young and the Hopeless" - Good Charlotte "Perhaps I Suppose"- Rufio "living well is the best revenge" - Midtown "Tell all your friends" - Taking Back Sunday

Favorite quote: "I love delivering orgasm's to the masses"- Tom Delonge

Whats your nick name in the band and how did you get it: Dad-Brent started calling me that because I always give well thought out advice to him and Ryan.

How would you describe your bandmates: Ryan is really funny, really skinny and really scared of spiders. Brent is really funny but tries to act more hardcore than he really is. Trevor is kinda weird, funny and good at rock climbing.

Who is the hottest celebrity: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilara and Hillary duff (lizzie mcguire)

(look at their love for Fall Out Boy & The Starting Line... I love that P!ATD toured with both of those bands on the 2005 Nintendo Fusion Tour right when AFYCSO was released).

#earlier

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