#incorrect pets

[incorrect-pets]

Huckleberry, meeting Milo: What are your pronouns?

Milo: What's a pronoun?

Huckleberry: Indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity.

Milo: Stop swearing at me.

Huckleberry: Can I refer to you as they/them?

Milo: But my name is Puchi.

Huckleberry: Derby, what are the grumpy one's pronouns?

Derby: Oh we use he/him for him, he doesn't really care though.

#incorrect pets #incorrect quotes #huckleberry #milo puchi #puchi #derby

[avensartt]

Quote from Scrubs

#its damians pet manatee #batfam #batfamily #dc #art #incorrect batkids #incorrect batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #bruce wayne #red robin #batman #artists on tumblr

[theaceofarrows]

Damian: [walks into Bruce's office with his hands behind his back]

Damian: Father, I would like to congratulate you. You are now a grandfather

Bruce: [seconds away from a heart attack] W- what?

Damian: [reveals the hamster he was holding behind his back] Meet Ferdinand

Bruce: [slumps against desk] Next time... please- please lead with that... I'm begging you

-

Jason: [hiding in the vents with a camera] He actually did it, the crazy little son of a bitch

#damian wayne #bruce wayne #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #batbros #batdad #bruce is already a grandpa to all of damian's pets #damian was double dared by jason to do it so he had to #honor demanded it #can you tell these two are my favorites??

[reineydraws]

i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

(source)

#mishanks #akataka #dracule mihawk #hawkeyes mihawk #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #one piece #one piece fanart #incorrect one piece quotes #op fanart #i have accidentally signed up for too much to draw as lesurely as i have been lol soz 🙏 #but i noticed my blog got taken off the mishanks tag's top blog list which clearly means i havent posted enough abt them recently LOL #comic #op comic #shanks: no u dont understand. he only calls me by my first name when he's feeling soft and he would never let anyone else touch his face #especially like that from behind! and first thing in the morning? anyone else would find themselves without a hand. #i call my angel all these lovely pet names and in return he lowers all his walls and i love him 🥰🥰🥰 #(mihawk on the side is feeling extremely exposed lol) #(but also fond 🥰 he loves him back so much too!!!)

[superbat-love]

Clark: [stares at Ace] Is that what I think it is?

Bruce: Oh, that’s Chewperman, Ace’s favorite chew toy.

Clark: You let Ace chew on a mini me?

Bruce: That’s what it’s made for. If it makes you feel bad, I’ll make one for Krypto too. He’ll love it, right boy?

Ace: Woof.

The following week at the Fortress of Solitude…

Bruce: Why is this toy kept behind a glass casing? It’s meant for Krypto. [takes it out of the casing and tosses it to Krypto] Here boy!

Krypto: [happily chomps on the Batman chew toy]

Clark: Noooo! Don’t! Krypto, let go of Batsqueak!

Bruce: Batsqueak?

Clark: It just feels wrong, Bruce! I can’t bear to let any harm come to Batsqueak. He should be kept safe in his ice cave, not mauled by giant fangs.

Bruce: …

#the adventures of chewperman and batsqueak #world’s chewiest #dc headcanon #incorrect dc quotes #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #dc #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #ace the bathound #krypto the superdog #super pets

[blackopals-world]

Vet!Yuu:(shakes bag of treats)

Ruggie:(running at mock speed to get there first)

Vet!Yuu:(pulls Churus out of fridge)

Leona:(suddenly appears and grabs Yuu from behind) That's mine right?

Vet!Yuu: (puts pear yogurt in a bowl)

Jack: (waits patiently for snack like a good boy)

Vet!Yuu:(pulls leftover BBQ out of fridge)

Epel: (staring like a unfed ferel chihuahua waiting for food bowl to be put down)

#you gotta treat your pets #but why is Epel here? #vet!yuu #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland yuu #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #leona kingscholar #twisted wonderland leona #leona kingsholar x reader #twst ruggie #ruggie x reader #ruggie bucchi #twst jack x reader #jack howl x reader #jack howl #epel felmier x reader #twst epel #epel felmier

[incorrectbatfam]

[before Ace got adopted]

Krypto: Hi there! So nice to meet you. I'm just going den to den seeing if any wolves would like to become dogs today.

Ace: What's a dog?

Krypto: Amazing question! You're such a good boy. Dogs are a pet for humans. You get paired up with one and they take care of you. They feed you, take you on walks, and when you get scared you can hide between their legs.

Ace: Wait, hold on. They feed me? You guys don't catch your own food?

Krypto: No, we eat dog food. And sometimes, if you're lucky, you get a treat.

Ace: What's a treat like?

Krypto: Have you ever done crack cocaine?

Ace: No.

Krypto: Well, that would be the closest example.

Ace: Okay, so I just get paired up immediately then?

Krypto: Well, not exactly. You will have to spend some time in a shelter, but if you're lucky, a human will pick you and take you home with them.

Ace: What happens if you aren't lucky?

Krypto: Oh, don't worry about it. You're going to a non-kill shelter.

Ace: What?

Krypto: Nothing! So, what do you say?

Ace: Yeah I'm not interested, sorry.

Krypto: WAIT!

Ace: What?

Krypto: Belly rubs.

Ace: Belly rubs?

Krypto: Every single day.

Ace: Okay, yeah, I'll consider it.

#source: jauncydev #source: tiktok #ace the bathound #krypto the superdog #league of super pets #superman #batman #batfamily #batfam #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw drug mention

[timdrakeismypatronus]

I'm bitter so let's fight:

The correct answer is "all of the above" but I'm forcing everyone to choose.

#Don't be shy keep listing things #okay so maybe Batfam pet peeves is more accurate instead of DC #DC can catch these hands #batfamily #batbros #tim drake #batfam #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne

[tanked-up]

Ghost: They’re dead, Johnny…

Soap: What…? What do you mean dead?

Ghost: Listen- I tried but they just went out of my sight and I-

Soap: WHO’S DEAD, GHOST?

Ghost: MARSHALL

Soap: WHO THE FUCK IS MARSHALL?

Ghost: YOUR LIZARD…?

Soap: …

Ghost: Gaz told me-

(Soap snort)

Ghost: Fucking Hell-

Soap: Listen, it was funny

Ghost: HE MADE ME TAKE CARE OF A STUPID LIZARD AND MY DUMBASS DID IT THINKING IT WAS YOURS

Soap: That’s cute

Ghost: When I’m finished with Gaz I’m coming to get you, so run

#He’s coming #but seriously a pet lizard #I once killed one and cried for two days #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #gaz mw2 #cod meme #incorrect cod quotes

[dragonflavoredcake]

TFC: Oh, hi there little miss Jellie! What brings you here? Jellie: Mrow! TFC: Are you ready for some dinner? What would you like? Some jelly? Jellie: Mrrow! TFC: We'll get you some jelly! What else? Jellie: Meowww! TFC, picking her up: Some chicken? All the chicken? Does that sound so yummy to you? Jellie: Mew . . . TFC: Are you starving? Jellie: Mew! TFC: You are? Would you like some chicken to eat? Jellie: Mrrr . . . TFC: Okay, we'll get you some jelly and some chicken and some milk, okay? Just like Scar used to give you! Jellie: Mrow! TFC: You're welcome :)

#rest in peace jellie #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #jellie #jellie the cat #cat: jellie #tinfoilchef #tfc #hermitcraft #hermitblr #cw animal death #cw pet death #cw food #source: tiny kitten orders a meal

[velidewrites]

Cassian: Why does Berdara call you her babygirl

Azriel: How about we stop talking for a little while

#you’re one to talk mr Cassian ‘Nesta’s pretty little pet’ Archeron #incorrect acotar quotes #gwynriel #pro gwynriel #gwyn x azriel #gwyneth berdara #pro gwyneth berdara #gwyn acotar #gwyn acosf #azriel shadowsinger #azriel acotar #acosf #a court of silver flames #acotar memes #acotar #a court of thorns and roses

[incorrect-pets]

Derby: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Huckleberry: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Bunny: I got distracted about halfway through.

Milo: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#incorrect pets #incorrect quotes #huckleberry #milo puchi #puchi #derby #bunny

[ecoamerica]

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[dc-and-damirae]

damian has to go on a trip

damian: And remember: damian: If someone gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of yours, damian: go for the throat, damian: and don't let go until the body stops shaking. Got it? alfred (the cat): meow!? tim: what in the fuck??!?

#the cat takes after it's namesake and will kill if needed #damian's gaggle of pets #damian wayne #damian's pets #damian al ghul #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #dc funny #dc comcis #dc comics #alfred the cat #tim drake #timothy drake #red robin #robin #damian robin #incorrect bat bros #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect batkids #incorrect batbros

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Vaggie: (flops face first into the bed after a long day) Uuuuugggggh!

Charlie: (scrambles to try and get out from under the covers) Oh, my gosh! Vaggie! Are you okay?! What's wrong?! Do you need me to-

Vaggie: Shush! (Presses finger to Charlie's lips)

Charlie: (heart eyes and murmers) Shutting up.

Vaggie: (removes finger and holds up hand in a grabbing motion) Hand.

Charlie: (gives her hand like a dog giving a paw)

Vaggie: (takes Charlie's hand, places it on her head, and points to the connection) Pet.

Charlie: (giggles with hearts in her eyes) Yes, Ma'am!

#chaggie #hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #charlie morningstar #vaggie #pets

[starlitangels]

Treasure: Who hurt you?

Porter: What, do you want a list?

Treasure, pulling out knives: Actually yeah

Sorry this is all that was going through my head the whole audio

#redacted incorrect quotes #source: unknown #I saw it as an incorrect quote for a MCYT thing #redacted asmr #redacted audio #Redacted Porter #Redacted Treaure #for the record Frenchie dibsed the pet name Treasure first to me #if you know the source lmk and I’ll update the tag kthx

[forthetaintedmemes]

Dazai: Fukuzawa can we keep this orphan?

Fukuzawa: That's not a good idea.

Dazai: He turns into a big cat.

Fukuzawa: Lead with that next time. Obviously he needs us.

#dazai being dazai #dazai #atsushi #let fukuzawa pet a damn cat #fukuzawa yukichi #incorrect bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #armed detective agency