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talaok · 7 months

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ok hear me out!!!!! pedro and y/n are super good friends (but they secretly love each other) and y/n has a cute 3 year old daughter that’s obsessed with pedro and for halloween she asks him to dress up as mando and she will be grogu and they act like father and daughter all the time and y/n almost burst seeing them looking so cute together and pedro never thought about having kids but he loves y/n daughter so much and is so over protective with both of them and idk pedro and y/n end up getting together and they are a beautiful family, i just love picturing dad!pedro wearing cute halloween costumes with his kids 😭 i love being delusional

pairing: Pedro pascal x reader

a/n: this is the cutest effing thing that anyone has ever thought of ohmygod

"Sure"

What? That was it? He didn't need any convincing?

"I-I'm sorry what?"

He smiled, watching your face frown in puzzlement

"Of course I'll dress up for Halloween if that'll make Maya happy"

"As the Mandalorian?" you asked, just to make sure he understood what he was agreeing to

"as the Mandalorian" he nodded

"And she'll dress as baby Yoda"

"Grogu,"

"What?"

"It's Grogu, not baby Yoda"

You didn't know if you wanted to roll your eyes or laugh.

"you're incredible you know that?" you chuckled, throwing your arms around his neck to hug him "She's gonna be so happy"

"Incredible, huh? I like the sound of that" he chuckled as he hugged you back

"shut up" you laughed, soaking in his scent and warmth for a moment "Thank you"

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Your feet were kind of hurting, and Maya had gathered enough candies to feed an army, but she was so happy and excited that you didn't have it in you to tell her it was time to go home.

The neighborhood was filled with kids dressed up as every type of monster laughing and running around, and Maya, Maya was over the moon.

She looked so incredibly cute in her costume, and the way she insisted on holding Pedro's hand every living moment just made it all the more heartwarming.

And Pedro... Pedro was more than happy to comply.

He'd been making her laugh and smile the whole night, going with it every time she wanted him to say his character's lines or reenact a scene in the middle of the road.

You had spent the whole night watching them, and with every gesture, your heart warmed and your eyes threatened to spill.

Now maybe you were being dramatic, but there just was something about the image that was making you feel all sorts of things, half of which you couldn't even name.

And you weren't the only one, because Pedro was having a realization of his own. He always knew he loved you and your daughter incredibly, but now... now a deeper feeling was igniting in his stomach, one that didn't want this night to end, that maybe, just maybe wanted this to be the rest of his life.

"Aren't you just the cutest little monster?" the old lady at the door cried as soon as Maya stepped closer.

"'m not a monster!" She protested, clearly not happy about it "I'm Grogu, and this is my dad, Mando" she explained, pointing at Pedro.

And he knew she just meant in the show, just like you did, but hearing that word come out of her mouth so easily made time stand still for a moment.

"Oh I'm sorry" the lady laughed sweetly "Here, let me apologize with some candy"

"yes please!" Maya smiled, forgetting all about the lady's mistake as her bucket filled once again

"thank you ma'am, have a good night," she recited as you'd taught her.

"have a good night sweetie" the lady smiled, watching her and Pedro walk away.

"I'm sorry about... that" an awkward chuckle left your lips "She just gets very defensive about her costume"

"Oh don't worry" The lady's eyes crinkled as she drew a reassuring smile "She's a nice kid" she said, finding your eyes after a moment of silence "You're a really beautiful family"

"oh-" you stopped, because as you were about to correct her, you realized... you didn't really want to,

"t-thank you" you nodded "Have a good night"

Your head was spinning, and your heart was racing and-

"Are you ok?" Pedro's hazel eyes looked concerned, and it took you a moment to understand he was talking to you.

"Y-yeah, it's nothing" you tried your best to smile

"Are you sure?" he asked "Maybe we should sit down a minute"

"I'm fine Pedro" you let out a breathy chuckle "I promise"

"I can hold your bag if you want" he offered, not ready to give up just yet.

"Pedro..." you only raised an eyebrow

"alright, fine" he held his hands up in surrender "I give up"

But before you had time to say anything else, Maya was already dragging him to another house.

It was only ten minutes later that he noticed something change in her, she wasn't talking as much, and her eyes were getting all droopy, and as a big yawn left her mouth, he smiled to himself.

She was finally tired.

"You sleepy sweetheart?" he asked, stopping to look down at her.

"a little" she murmured.

"oh baby" you pouted, "you wanna head back home?"

"mh-mh" she nodded

"c'mon let's go then" you gestured,

But for some reason, she stayed exactly where she was.

"you don't feel like walking anymore?" Pedro asked, to which Maya slowly shook her head.

"I can carry you if you want"

It was like a match had lighted inside her eyes from how much they sparked.

"if that's ok" he said, turning to you

"of course" you nodded, watching as your daughter wrapped her tiny body around Pedro's the moment he picked her up.

It was a ten-minute walk back to your house, and in those ten minutes, two things happened:

Maya fell asleep, softly snoring into Pedro's ear and making both of you laugh

Every doubt Pedro had in his mind, dissipated into thin air.

He wanted this.

He wanted you, he wanted to be there for Maya, he wanted to wake up in the morning and make both of you breakfast, he wanted to come home to a full house, and even if he'd never really thought about having children, now it seemed like the easiest decision ever.

He'd always loved you, and he'd always loved helping you out with Maya ever since she was born, but for some reason, maybe fear, maybe cowardice, he'd never told you, but now... now for some reason it felt like all the pieces of the puzzle were coming together, like he had finally gotten it, and as terrifying as it was, he needed to tell you.

Which is why, after you had put Maya to sleep and joined him on the couch, he said:

"I had a lot of fun tonight"

You laughed at that for some reason "You don't have to lie, Pedro, I know Maya can be a handful sometimes"

"No, No I'm serious" he insisted "I love spending time with her... and with you of course"

"oh" you breathed, surprised "Well I'm glad" you smiled "and for the record, I like spending time with you too, and so does Maya"

His lips twitched into a big smile then, as some of his anxiety melted away.

"So I- uhm" he cleared his throat, and you couldn't help but frown at his sudden change in demeanor.

Why did he look so... scared?

"I wanted to tell you something" he finally spoke

"you're scaring me Pedro" you attempted a half-laugh

"N-no it's nothing bad" he reassured you "or at least I hope"

"Ok..." your frown only deepened "What is it?"

You watched his Adam's apple bob up and down as he swallowed thickly.

"Well the thing is that..." he murmured, his trembling eyes looking into yours as he took the longest pause known to mankind "that I love you y/n"

there, it was out. No turning back now.

"I felt this way for a really long time," he said "Well since before Maya was born, but... you know, you were with-" he stopped himself, not able to say that piece of shit's name "and then when she was born your life was already hard and I didn't want to give you one more thing to think about, or maybe the truth is just that I was terrified of losing you" he laughed softly "and I still am, to be honest" he confessed "but I just wanted you to know now, because y/n I really do" he promised, gingerly taking your hand in his as your eyes watered "I love you, and I love Maya, and-and I- I understand that it's difficult and it's fine if you don't feel the same way... but I'd really love for us to be a family,"

It was your turn to speak, but it took you a while to remember how.

"I-" you sniffled as tears fell from your eyes "of course I love you too Pedro" A laugh bubbled inside your chest "B-but- Are you sure you want to do this?" you had to make sure "Taking care of Maya it's not always easy, or pleasant, and it's not a part-time thing, it's all day, every day" you spoke "So before you make any decisions I just think you should consider that"

He looked at you like you'd just explained to him the hardest physics theory to ever exist.

"Y/n" he couldn't help but smile "I know all that, and I know that I don't fully understand what it means yet, but I promise you that I'll do everything I can, that I'll try as hard as I can, that when I say I want this, I mean it"

A wide smile pulled at your lips as you leaned closer

"you sure?"

"one thousand percent" he promised "I love you y/n"

And that's all you needed before you finally let your lips meet with his, tasting all of him for the first time, and melting in his arms like ice on a summer day.

"I love you too Ped-"

But just as you were speaking, a softer, smaller voice caught your attention.

"Mommy?"

You let out a small chuckle before turning towards Maya, who was standing in the hallway to the living room in her pjs, hugging Berry, her teddy bear.

"what is it pumpkin?"

"I had a bad dream" she murmured, looking exhausted.

"Oh sweetie, I'm sorry" you cooed, "you want to come here on the couch with us for a little while?"

She complied immediately, stumbling towards you, until she was close enough for you to hoist her up and next to you.

"there" you murmured, as she settled right against your side "feel better?"

"mh-mh" she nodded, her eyes already closing

"it was just a dream baby, it's not real" you murmured, petting her hair as she clung to your arm "I'm here now"

And all Pedro could do, was watch mesmerized, as he dreamed of when he too, was gonna be able to do that.

"see" you whispered after Maya's soft snores started filling the room "This is what I was talking about. You still sure you want this?"

His lips pulled into a soft smile as he answered.

"Y/n" he murmured, "I think it's all I ever wanted"

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wmnylander · 4 months

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thank you cat @girljeremystrong for the tag because this is the cutest thing ever 🥹

come decorate my tree !

tagging literally everyone who i’ve enjoyed seeing on my dash this year! i think everyone should make a tree actually!

@ef-1 @kneelander @dewisnation @atreebreathing @eastoncowan @j-ustkeepgliding @19960525 @583416 @mmarnerz @shoot-the-puck @shaysucksatlife @mattyhatty @malewag @mattynmarns @ahxena @austronauts @bitchell-marner @butchmarner @cujoforever @donttelltheelff @fouraloe @gianniisantetokounmpo @glovehearts @grittysleftnut @glitterandsummerdaze @handandglove @hockeyburner @hamiltonsf1 @kucherovv @marnerism @mitchmrner @mitchyohara @nylwnder @pokedcheck @schecoperez @sergeifyodorov @significant-narratives @tiger-balm @tacoskittles @tufzy @veryknies @wqller & anybody else that sees this!

#this is SO CUTE CAT ILY THANK U FOR TAGGING ME #i hope i got everyone if i didn’t you can come yell at me for being a horrible person #🩷🤍🩷

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viswifetotallyreal · 5 months

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golden retriever masc gf Ellie( Modern AU) head canons<3

Disclaimer!! These are just my personal opinions and thoughts, do not take any of these for fact or try to “correct” me! Thank you!

Also this is my first time posting something like this on my account which is all for fun so if you guys have any ideas I would love to receive requests for short stories or head canons!!

- 100% still loves astronomy and space ofc

- Definitely into fashion and would dress in a lot of earthy tones!!

Plays electric and acoustic guitar!!

- Beanies! beanies! beanies!

Listens to classic rock🖤

- Has a hopped septum piercing and a horsehoe but prefers the hoop!

- Fave color being sage green or orange!! (examples after list)

- Okay so I feel like she’d be the type to have that blonde under dye hair mixed with her auburn hair WHICH IS SO EFFING CUTE I SWEAR😭

- Wears readers!

- she’s such a homebody and would probably prefer at home hobbies, but she’d definitely enjoy little outside picnics or small cafe or park dates!!

- Ask her to build one of those cute Lego sets with her and she’d be on one knee.

- And speaking of SHE MAY ACTUALLY ENJOY COFFEE 😭and if not I feel like she’d be such a chai ☕️ girl!

- Works at a record store!!

- Her major may be astronomy/engineering(idk why engineering its just so fitting for her)

- Is only a morning person when you guys wake up to each other cuddling one another! (I’m so lonely Wtf)

- Doesn’t really care about spoiling “money wise” (meaning she likes to give gifts that were homemade or flowers🤧🤍) but when it comes to you, what is “price”??

- To end it off,she’s definitely a little more to herself around new people before they get to really know her ,and after a while, she’s really outgoing and has to ALWAYS be talking whether it’s about her interests or engaging in your interests, what she did that day, or even the most intricate thing of the color mug she received at the cafe because it was her favorite 😭which is the cutest thing ever.

hope you guys enjoyed these!! Been feeling vry lonely and desperate lately so the the headcanons just started flowing in🤧 lmk if you’d want me to write stuff like this more!! I love you and I hope y’all have a good day/night whenever you are reading this,🤗

- irie

Not claiming these photos as mine!!

#wlw #viswifetotsllyreal #ellie williams x reader #ellie x you #lesbian #tlou x reader #tlou2 #imsogayandhopelesslyromantic

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sugars-fluffy-escapes · 2 years

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Lee!Eddie Munson Headcanons

Eddie Munson x Reader

Strictly SFW; fluffy, playful, and plenty of romantic + platonic sweetness all around, very self indulgent

Note: Some of these hcs might diverge from the canon storyline, so do with that what you will <3 Major thanks to my tumblr moots for inspiring me and helping make these hcs happen. Prepare for the biggest ler moods of your lives /hj /p

Warnings: Brief mentions of w33d usage (Since Eddie Munson is canonically a dealer). That section is marked for the start and end of it if you would prefer to scroll past it <3 Please do what is most comfortable for you /gen

*Spoilers for Stranger Things 4 Volume 1 under the cut!*

Eddie. Munson. the ler-leaning switch, is the epitome of being able to dish it out but not being able to take it. That 20% of the time that he ends up as the lee, he CAN'T HANDLE IT (/lh /p). 🫢

He's ASTRONOMICALLY ticklish. DEATHLY. ticklish. Mans has got some nerve being as mean a ler as he is when he's probably eons more ticklish than you are.

You know his fear-induced tantrums? The anxious squirrelly screechy swearing? Yeah, imagine that x100. That's how he reacts when he's tickled.

"ShitshitshitshitSHIHIHIHIT! FUHUHUHUCK! PFFAHAAA! GOHOHOD DAHAHAMMIT! SHIHIHIHIIIIT!"

"Wahatch youhour mouth, Munson~!"

Speaking of squirrelly, you know his lil angry stomp after fighting the bats? (Cutest bitchfit I have ever seen in my life) And how he reacted when Erica rolled the nat 20? (An actual chipmunk of a man) Yeah. He gets all jumpy when you tickle him and it's the cutest. thing. everrrrr. 😭❤️

So now just envision those reactions with the swearing when he's getting tickled. 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

One thing that absolutely kills him (/p) is when you strategically poke at his back, before clawing at his sides. He will fold like a lawn chair as he giggles uncontrollably (Like in that gif above. Actual honeybun 🥰).

Another thing that will happen if you tickle him... insults. He'll insult you the entire time you're tickling him (unless he's in a super soft mood and really needing the affectionate tickles. I'll elaborate on that in a short bit).

He KNOWS you'll just tickle him more if he back talks you. He does it anyway. It's not like he didn't know what would happen if he did! 🫢

"NONONONOHOHOHOHOOO! WAHAHAIT! ACK!"

"Call me a jackass again, Eddie. You'll just be laughing harder~"

*Cue Eddie calling you another name instead, which just leads to more tickles*

Eddie is the type to curl up and giddily kick his legs. Istg. (Especially if you go for his belly) Full on rapid kicking at the air.

He just cannot stay still. If you fluster him enough, he'll hide his face in his HAIR (Like when he partially hid behind his hair while talking to Chrissy). Such a precious lil bean. 😍

Let's go ahead and talk more about the death spots on this man. He has, the most unusual death spots ever. And it's effing adorable.

Ears. YES. EARS. (tumblr moot came in CLUTCH with this hc right here) If you lean close and whisper in his ear or lightly blow, he's gonna squeal. He can't. handle. it. Highkey, there are times where his own hair has him squirming.

You and Steve (ler!Steve instantly has Eddie blushing beet red) have a technique. One of you whispers teases in his ear while the other deadass tickles his other ear with his own hair. Rest in peace Eddie AHSJSHJDJR (/j /lh) 💕 He's gonna be red in the face the entire day cause y'all flustered him that badly.

Eddie better hope luck is on his side if he has to sit between you and Steve on a long drive. Nancy's the one driving and Robin gets the passenger seat, so one of you remaining three is getting tickled the entire way. Whoever sits in the middle is done for- You and Steve love ganging up on Eddie when he's been a smartass.

"Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! FUHUHUHUCK! FUHUCK! GEHEHEHET OHOHOFF! BOHOHOTH OHOHOF YOUHOUHOUHOU AHAHABSOLUTELY SUHUHUHUUUUCK!"

Onto the next death spot! His wrists are unbelievably ticklish. If you're holding his hand and your thumb brushes the skin on his wrist, he's gonna flinch and bite back a giggle.

Of course, you notice his reaction and proceed to trace patterns on his wrist while he repeatedly slams his other fist on the table or arm of the couch to cope with how badly it tickles him. He tries so hard to stay composed.

"You alright, Eddie?"

"Mm-hm! P-Peheachy! *AHEM* Just f-fihine- WOAHWOAHWOAHWAHAHAIT! GOHOHOD DAHAHAMMIT, Y/NNNN!"

*cue his voice cracking when he tries to answer you, before he immediately breaks into loud laughter when you opt for blowing a raspberry on his wrist*

Jumping right from the wrists, Eddie's ankles, YES, HIS ANKLES- are a killer ticklish spot. Like one of the worst (best in his case <3) spots for him to get tickled. He's gonna scream like a final girl in a slasher film. 💀

Just make sure you're not in kicking range because Eddie kicks as a genuine reflex. He'd never hurt you on purpose though. In fact, he warned you beforehand that it's an automatic reaction (he's a sweetheart 🥰). So, you've never actually gotten kicked.

Steve on the other hand... He got kicked once and promptly tickled Eddie to bits for it- LMFAO (himbos, these two).

"STEHEHEHEVE! IHIHIHI SAHAHAHAID IHI WAHAHAHAS SOHOHOHORRY!"

"All's forgiven! Doesn't mean I'm not gonna tickle the snot outta you, Eddie!"

There's one spot that's worse than his ankles, though. His entire back, but specifically the shoulder blades. Especially if he's got back tattoos (which let's be honest he probably does 👉🏾👈🏾At least I like to think he would 🤧💕). If you tickle his shoulder blades, or the spot where his neck and shoulders meet, he will MELT TO THE DAMN FLOOR.

Other death spots include his knees (Istg those fuckin ripped jeans sucker-punch me into a ler mood 😭 I just wanna make him happy and distract him from all the traumatic shit he's been through) and the backs of his knees, the nape of his neck (also would be deathly if he had a tattoo there- totally not just saying this because I have a tattoo on the back of my neck /s), and the palms of his hands.

Like I said though, Eddie's ticklish everywhere. Those spots just happen to evoke the strongest responses.

To conclude the death spot hcs, every spot where Eddie Munson has a tattoo is MAJORLY ticklish. He's not opposed to soft, affectionate, comforting tickles on his tattoos tho. 👉🏾👈🏾

Or just soft tickles in general. Especially when he's sad. And (Duffer bros willing if he survives volume 2 istg) he'd absolutely need a safe and happy distraction when the memories of Vecna killing Chrissy jump to the front of his mind. Poor sweetheart just wanted to finally graduate and ended up getting traumatized and witch hunted... 🥺

Snuggly and comforting tickles remind him he's safe and now has a group of people who would fight to the death to keep things that way.

*W33d mention here; I will mark the end of the mention with another starred message*

Stoned!Eddie adores tummy tickles. I don't make the rules. 🏃🏽‍♀️He's also a lot more vocal about wanting you to tickle him and gets extra clingy (CUTE AF).

"Y/NNNN~ I... Can you...? I need a giggle. Please?"

You know the grabby hands and the puppy eyes? Yeah, he does those. Especially while baked. Whether you're his friend or his partner, he just really adores you and becomes a snugglebug x50 if he's stoned. (He also becomes an even more flustering tickle monster when he's high- but, perhaps we'll explore that in a future fic)

*End of w33d mention*

I can't make this hc list without talking about Eddie's laughter. Soooo, time to talk about his laughter! 🥴

Rapid. fire. GIGGLES!!! Like the kind that just keep on going with the occasional sharp inhale of air. 😭 It's adorable (You know when Eddie was trying to get the boat motor to start up while being chased by Jason and Patrick? That kind of laugh. But not out of panic).

If you get the right spot, he screeches before cackling loudly. Similar to the kind of cackle he did during the D&D game, except a lot louder and more screechy. It's the kind of laugh that makes you lose it and start laughing too because it's so contagious.

The SNORT! Catch him off guard and he'll full on snort. The first time it happened you just had to pause and squeal over how cute of a sound it is.

Steve is going to wreck Eddie's shit for keeping the snort laugh from y'all for so long. Eddie's gonna half-heartedly plead for you and Robin to save him. You don't. 😇

"It's your fucking fault for not letting us hear this sound sooner, Eddie. You can't just act this cute and expect not to get tickled for it."

And, the SCREAM- I'm talking high pitched, voice-cracking, "you're going to kill me" type scream. And the first time you heard it, you fell over giggling and just about crying because you never would have expected that sound and it was so adorable that you couldn't function.

Eddie 100% glared at you at first but the moment he saw how genuinely geeked and giddy you were about it and that you were laughing because it was THAT CUTE, he started smiling, and then giggling (And 100% set out to get that kind of scream out of you the next time he tickled you 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️).

After Eddie's all tickled out, he gets super timid and shy, but he also craves all the affection possible. So if you're a friend and okay with platonic snuggles and hand holds and hugs, pls give him lots.

If you're his partner, give him lots of kisses while you're cuddling him. Tell him you love him and watch him hide in your shoulder. (Cute cute cute) 🥰

No matter if you're friends or partners, Eddie loves you with all his heart and it means the world to him that you put so much effort and care into making him happy and giggly.

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LER. MOOD. OVERLOAD ABSHHADHDHEJRNB 😭😭😭💕💕💕 Eddie Munson is so effing cute and oh my gawd he deserves to feel happy and giggly and safe. He's the biggest cinnamon roll of season 4 istg. T-T DUFFER BROS, IF YOU KILL HIM I'M SUING /hj

Stay tuned 🥺 I'm preparing a shit ton of fluffy Eddie Munson content to help us all get through whatever hell the Duffer brothers have prepared to put us through with the final two episodes. /gen

Until next time!

~ Ushu 🤍🖤

#lee!eddie munson #ler!reader #eddie munson fluff #sfw tickle headcanons #sfw tickles

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kimium · 10 months

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Sleepover time at NRC!!!! What did each Night Raven College Housewarden have as a favourite stuffed toy when they were little?

Oh! A fun question! I'm looking forward to answering this because I really love stuffed toys in general. I'm also going to limit myself to stuffed animals because I feel other stuffed items (such as food or plants) should be a separate list.

NRC Housewarden's favourite stuffed animal when they were children

Riddle: Rabbit

Yeah, I know not an original choice considering: A) It's an obvious Alice in Wonderland reference B) Riddle is pretty much a proxy of Ciel and we see Ciel with rabbits in Kuroshitsuji and C) They seem to be more of Deuce's thing (based on what I know of the event running on the JP server). But I don't care. I absolutely love stuffed rabbits. For Riddle I'm thinking of the JellyCat ones, which are an absolute delight, come in multiple colours + patterns, and are super soft.

Riddle's rabbit is either a soft grey or a nice charcoal black. Not white because his mother said white is "hard to clean" and not any fun colours because she believes "those aren't accurate". What a sad, boring lady :/

Leona: Hippo

I picked this because while Leona's stuffie is Absolutely Effing Adorable, Leona would take great glee in telling other children that "hippos are actually very dangerous animals and they can and will murder you in seconds" just to watch their conceptions of hippos forever be shattered. The power of media fooling us VS the cruel hard facts of reality.

This impact may be slightly lessened by the sheer adorableness of his stuffed hippo, but I think the hippo facts Leona spent two days memorizing just to terrorize his younger cousins + other kids (who are all annoying according to him) outweighs this fact.

Azul: Jellyfish + Two stuffed eels

Okay, hear me out. Before Azul met Jade and Floyd he loved his stuffed jellyfish (named Jelly) because it was shimmery like a pearl and under the right light it would reflect many different colours. Then, he met Jade and Floyd who were instantly jealous of Jelly but knew they couldn't just Get Rid of Jelly less Azul be mad. So, they made him (poorly) two stuffed eels that represented them. Azul teased them about it but he also still has those eels so...

Kalim: Alpaca

You know those ones... the ones you see at anime conventions? The ones in multiple colours and sometimes come with accessories? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I think they're so cute and they can be rather large, which makes them perfect for hugging. Kalim also 100% named all his stuffed animals and when getting into fights with Jamil he'd say things like:

Kalim: Sir Eliot the III wouldn't treat me like this! He says you're being mean!

Kalim, holding the Alpaca and changing his voice, moving it along as if it's speaking: Yeah, Jamil! You're being mean!

Jamil: He's a stuffed alpaca. He's not saying those things!

Kalim: "He" has a name! Use it properly!

Vil: The Classic (TM) Teddy Bear

You know the one I'm talking about. I'm talking about an adorable brown bear that has the cutest features ever + a red bow as an accessory. I bet Vil loved changing the bows on his bear frequently and had a small collection of ribbons dedicated to his bear.

Idia: Pokemon. Multiple of them.

Yes, I am making the assumption Pokemon exists in Twisted Wonderland. Look me in the eyes and tell me Idia didn't want every single Pokemon plush out there, regardless of size or generation. He wanted them all and collected his favourites. I won't say which are his favourite because I think that's a rocky road + I haven't kept up with all the newer generations. What I do think is as an adult Idia still has Pokemon plushies and has a giant Snorlax and Spheal in his room.

Idia also calls his Pokemon by nickname so he could be asking Ortho to grab him "Eggy Boi" and it's like his stuffed Chansey.

Malleus: A stuffed bird (like a very chonky, very round one)

I'm imagining a very spherical, hefty boi that has adorable wings, beak, tail, eyes, and is so round it's almost like a ball. I think the bird has to be light in colour, like a nice pastel yellow-green, and is very huggable and squishy. Malleus just strikes me as someone who likes birds and thus this giant bird stuffie is so big he could lie on it like an oversized cushion.

And there you have it! I hope you like my picks! Please let me know which ones you'd pick for the Housewardens and maybe next time we can talk other stuffed items! Or do one of the Vice Housewardens!

#personal #replies #twisted wonderland #my headcanons

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softkostyk · 2 years

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Ten chapters in Call Down The Hawk and here are some random thoughts nobody asked for:

- Matthew “he liked things and not in an ironic way” is literally me

- Ronan is willing to move far from his home to be close to Adam and that makes me want to bawl my eyes out

- I feel like Jordan and Ronan will be besties but we’ll see

- So many new characters oh lord

- The mention of Blue and Gansey made me so happy

- Adam and Ronan not recognizing each other at fist… ha ha guess I’ll just d*e

- You smell like home

- Adam wears a watch that tells him where Ronan is at all times tell me that’s no the cutest effing thing you’ve ever heard I’LL WAIT

- and the love word being used multiple times listen I know we knew they love each other but I love hearing it okay

- Adam feeling like he has to lie to his new friends to fit in??? I hate it here

- I missed you

- Ronan telling Adam about seeing apartments and Adam saying “Don’t just say that” and “I want it too much” because it’s not just Ronan that misses him like a lung

- Ronan being so relieved that things were okay and that they would work only for his dreams to ruin everything

- this end of the world talk…..I’m nervous yall

- I’m not sure why he couldn’t get an apartment anyway tbh but my heart is broken regardless

In conclusion: so much pain because my son apparently can’t catch a BREAK 🤠

#call down the hawk #cdth #the dreamer trilogy #ronan lynch #adam parrish #ronan trc #adam trc #pynch #ronan x adam #call down the hawk spoilers

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intothewickedwood · 8 months

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1, 3, 7, 11, 19, 20, 21, 23 for Kathryn!

Yay, Kathryn! Thank you, Maria! <3

My first impression of them

I can't 100 percent remember. I think I was a little confused about who she was and thought she was David's demanding sister, or something. I thought they kinda looked alike. I don't think I warmed up to her until I saw her as Kathryn. But when she showed up in the hospital scene, I was so touched by how much she cared about David and how kind and sweet she seemed. I think I was questioning whether Henry's book was real but was also kinda wary in case she was a Regina minion. But I didn't wanna believe it because she seemed so nice.

Her bringing a basket of muffins was the cutest gosh darn thing I've ever seen in my entire life and I was fully sold by then. But I also loved that she stood up for herself and knew she deserved to seek and find her heart's desires- all while being incredibly generous and forgiving in Storybrooke and the EF.

3. A song that reminds me of them

I know she doesn't have hazel eyes, haha, but I came across this fan vid. and I just love it so much. It's on my favourite fan vid playlist (which I listen to, like, every other weekend). It's 'Behind These Hazel Eyes'.

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7. A quote of them that you remember

"No, you're not. A friend wouldn't do this. A friend wouldn't lie. Everyone is lying to me!" - It just tears my heart out. Poor woman got caught in the middle of a mess that had little to do with her, and it almost ruined what she thought was her whole life. She must have felt so alone and like she could trust no one. My heart really went out to her. She deserved so much better. But the way she chose to look at things from a different perspective for her own sake, and tried to pursue real happiness, was so admirable. It's a shame she got drugged and locked in a basement afterwards! That'd must have been really horrible and terrifying. Poor Kathryn couldn't catch a break!

11. What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character?

I get the warm fuzzies. Season 1 nostalgia to the max! My favourite season is not my favourite season without Kathryn. It just wouldn't be the same. She has a very special place in my heart and I just want her to have all the happiness and I cry and I am baking her cranberry muffins as we speak, even though I really freaking hate cranberries. That's how awesome I think she is! I am willing to touch dried fruit with my human hands just for her!

19. The most random ship you've seen people have with them

I tried to look for a blog I thought I saw a rare Kathryn pair on a while back that I couldn't remember, but found Kathryn x Ingrid on another blog instead. I feel like I kinda get it, as to me they have similar vibes a.k.a they're both pretty regal. I gotta read it! It's here if anyone's interested!

20. A weird headcanon

One thing I've always thought deep down is that, despite essentially psychologically torturing her, Gold tried to be nice about it, if that makes sense. I think he maybe got her nice food, maybe sat with her, and tried to calm her – not that she knew what was going on. Don't get me wrong, Gold can be very cruel, but that cruelty is usually directed at people who have wronged him or those who made a deal with him without reading their contract properly, like poor Anna. Kathryn was completely innocent and likely made no deals, so I don't think he would hit her with his cane or anything (at least, I hope not!). He could have killed her like Regina wanted him to, but he didn't. Whether that was to ensure things would work in his favor, an act of mercy, or something in between, I suppose is a bit of a mystery. Nevertheless, what he did was still terrible.

21. When do you think they were at their happiest?

I think with Frederick pre or post curse. She seemed to have very fond memories of her time with him before he turned to gold, so probably then. But I like to think she'd find even more happiness after the curse, whether she ended up with him or not. Now I think about it, I wonder if she tried to cross Lake Nostos to save Frederick. I can't remember if she said she did. Did the siren seduce her too?? Where's that scene at?!

23. Future headcanon

I don't mind a happy ending where Regina doesn't end up with a love interest, although goodness knows I would have loved to see her end up with Facilier. But since canon won't let us have him back (not without more time travel, at least!), I think it would be nice if Kathryn and Regina reestablished a relationship and it maybe developed into something more. Maybe things didn't work out with Freddie (sorry, Freddie!) and things end up coming full circle, where they both end up at some sort of celebration party together. Maybe they're both feeling a little lonely, and Kathryn sits next to Regina, and they just talk and reconnect. Oh snap, this was more of a wish than a headcanon before I wrote it out, but I'm totally adopting it as an official headcanon now!

I like to think she is good friends with the Charmings too!

#ouat #once upon a time #kathryn nolan #princess abigail #ask #asks #darkpoisonouslove #ask game

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mandelene · 2 years

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Dude I just BINGED all of your drabbles ahhh they’re all so good!! I have never read an au with Arthur as a doctor AND a father. I love how you write him and Francis together, you do a great job balancing them out and not putting either one too far into stereotypes, they’re such relationship power couple goals!!!! Also I don’t have a ton of familiarity with the health industry and am reasonably healthy, but omg all of the health/hospital focused ones fascinate me, you are very knowledgeable! I am embarrassed to admit I had not known how serious asthma can be (someone please hug Matt for me). Another one of your stories in particular stood out to me, a while back you wrote something with Alfred having epilepsy, and I don’t have that condition but in college a friend of mine did. I knew this about her for several years, and when I asked she talked me through what to do if it ever happened, but the first time I actually saw her have a full on seizure I admit I was freaked the ef out. Thankfully I wasn’t the only one there (and our other friend is way cooler headed than me lol) cause it was fight or flight or freeze and I was fully on freeze mode 😂 Seeing someone you care about in physical distress, especially when you know they have no say in the matter and probably won’t remember it, is alarming to say the least. It’s got me thinking of Al’s life after diagnosis, he has things mostly under control, but seizures still occasionally happen, like they do. And like, Matt knows what Al’s diagnosis is, and theoretically what to do, but the first time he sees Alfred seize, they’re just like, just at home playing video games or something and neither of their dads are around to help. Even when Arthur and Francis come home and Alfred is recovered (but tired) I feel like Matt would still be freaking out and trying to pretend like he wasn’t. Like even if they were older teens he would try to sneakily check on Al at night to make sure he’s okay 🥺 (also sidenote but I can totally imagine adult Alfred having a seizure alert dog who is just the cutest with all sorts of buttons and patches on his little halter vest) ANYWAY WOW I kinda really went off on a massive word vomiting spree there, hope I haven’t taken up too much of your time. You’re amazing! Keep being awesome!

Oh, my gosh -- thank you so much for the lovely words! 💞 Thanks for binging my stories, and I'm so glad you enjoyed them. :) And honestly, I don't know that much about healthcare -- I just try to make it sound believable enough lol. I'm sure I make lots of errors.

I hope I grow up to be old and chronically grumpy but still in love with my spouse like Arthur and Francis are with each other lol. And Matthew always deserves all the hugs for being a sweetheart. 😂 Asthma is generally mild for most people as long as it's "controlled," but it can also be life-threatening -- it's different for everyone and depends on what triggers you + how severe the attacks are.

Seeing a friend in distress can definitely be scary -- it's a good thing you and your other friend were able to deal with the situation! The first time I saw someone having a seizure, I was in middle school, and I was definitely frightened as well. It's natural to freeze up and not know what to do. But I try to remind myself that the worst thing you can do is panic when someone needs you to be there for them, so I'll attempt to seem like the calm and level-headed one even though I'm freaking out on the inside lol.

Thank YOU for being awesome and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day. 😊 Thanks again for all of the sweet feedback!

#mandelene's stuff

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beyourlightbaby · 7 months

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i know I'm so effing late about this but

HAPPIEEEST BIRTHDAAAYYY TO THE MOST PRECIOUS HUMAN BEING EVER, PARK JIMIN!!

he might have turned 28 but he'll always be our baby mochi, cutie sexy lovely, cutest living thing ever, and so much more.

Saen-gil chu-ka ham-nida, jimin-ah!

Have some randome pics of jimin-ssi that I stole from Pinterest lol hehehehe

#park jimin #bangtan sonyeondan #bts jimin #jimin park #bangtan jimin #jimin day #jimin day 2023 #jimin

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cookiesandcrumbs · 5 years

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Playlist tag

I was tagged by @simmydayrealestate, thank you! <3

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then choose 10 victims.

1. Yael Naim - Far Far

2. Pushover - Tell Me Why

3. Robin Thicke, Lil Wayne - Shooter

4. Bright Eyes - The movement of a hand

5. Rael - Flor de aruanda

6. The drug dealers - Nothing

7. The killers - The ballad of Michael Valentine

8. Maroon 5, Cardi B - Girls like you

9. Andrew St James - Nightmares, PT 5

10. MØme, Merryn Jeann - Aloha

I tag @faaeish @missrubybird @moontrait @moonflowersims @caelhinn @hunksims @crazy-lazy-elder-sims @gladlypants @glammoose @jenpants @somegaysimmer @qsheilasims @boomchicapopdat @trumpets0ng @msfrankenstein910 @bustedpixels If you don’t want to or already have then that is fine! Have a nice day or night.

#legit only know like #one of these songs #girls like you cus #there was that sUUUPER cute video of a family and the dad was miming #with the daughter who also mimed #and it was just about the cutest effing #thing i have ever seen #in my entire #lifeeee #playlist tag

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tonymontanaftjm · 5 years

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#armiesnet #btscreatorsnet #bangtanedit #bangtan #kim taehyung #mygif #taehyung*#this is the cutest effing thing i've ever seen

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miafic · 5 years

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okay this would never happen but i can imagine future ashton with like his own bakery- jawn helping design the logo and his art is hung around the shop. awsten sometimes bringing his friends (even tho he'd hav aged out school by then) ashtons baked goods instead of coffee. little animal cookies for travis. hell maybe its a cat cafe. geoff coming in every so often to check in on the kids (cause he seems to love the p&p kids too) maybe even L and Z bringing future kids to the bakery every so often

um i am cRYING this is so cute and pure and im ???????????

ashton is similar to awsten in the way that he wants so desperately to give back and make people happy. if he had the funds and the resources and the support to do this, he would absolutely go for it.

here it is everyone, here is the sweet happy ending 😭😭😭

#this is the effing cutest thing ever #ash #jawn #travis #geoff #awsten #headcanons #anon #ask Aly

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tayegi · 6 years

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I got these today from my mom and almost cried. She’s only 8 weeks!! 😍😍

#submission #submitted to me #THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN #OMFG THIS IS ALL IVE EVER DREAMT ABOUT #I COULD DIE HAPPY W/ THIS PUPPY #U R SO EFFING LUCKY #AKSLDFKLSDFJKL IM DYING

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nanikoreeeh · 3 years

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dilf!osamu x chubby!reader

warnings; age gap [college reader, 40, 50-ish osamu], fem!reader n*n-con, groping, face-fucking, perverted old samu being nasty

author’s note; this effing idea has been causing my writers block, i’m finally free, also i need dilf! osamu to force me to suck his cock

dilf!osamu who can't get enough of his son’s pretty & chubby best friend. why his too dumb son hasn’t make a move on you is out of his understanding, cause he’s noticed the way you look at him when you think no one is watching. you are attending the same college as his son and osamu insists on having you for dinner at least once a month. his son doesn’t complain cause he adores you, but of course he isn’t aware of the way his dad’s dick gets hard inside his pants when you arrive at his restaurant wearing a denim skirt that perfectly hugs your full legs.

you are always so polite and you honestly seem to enjoy his company, always eager to hear a funny anecdote about one of his many customers, always willing to lend him a hand with the dishes, saying it’s the least you can do after he feeds you so well and “for free!” you add, your laugh so cheerful that he almost feels bad for stroking his cock at night thinking about the way you’d look pressed into his chest as he pounds into you.

he catches you crying one time because of a stupid boy that never made you cum (or so he remembers from your conversations with his son that he definitely shouldn’t be listening to). he offers you his arms, and they are so warm, strong and comforting that you melt into his chest that is surprisingly sturdy, you mention it without much thought only to instantly blush after realizing what you’ve just said. osamu swears your embarrassed expression is the cutest thing he’s ever seen.

he doesn’t seemed bothered by your comment, if anything there’s a hint of smugness on his eyes as he lazily half smiles at you, he swifts his hold of you, one big hand placing itself at the base of your throat , your breath hitching at the weight of his placement. he leans down over you, warm breath ghosting over your lips. “you are too pretty to be crying for a boy (y/n), also...” he places a soft kiss on you lips, once that has you closing your eyes and leaning into him “if you are going to cry over a boy, well...” his lips place gentle, feather like kisses on your jawline.

“what?” your voice is so thin he wouldn’t have heard you if not from his closeness to you. your eyes are glossy and filled with expectation as he looks down on you, your lashes slowly batting at him and lips slightly parted, showing him a too cute of a pout that makes him wanna shove his cock inside your mouth.

“a girl like you should only cry because of a guy, if said guy is making you cry from fucking your brains out”.

your reaction is priceless, it engrains in his memory as vividly as an evening with a bright orange sun on the horizon, you close your eyes, a new stream of tears rolling down your round cheeks and your much smaller hand placing itself atop his own.

“want me to show you what it feels like?”

you’d like to gulp down, but the grip he keeps around your neck keeps you from doing so.

osamu doesn’t really care that you deny with your head, doesn’t care that you manage to breath out a “please stop it, miya-san”. cause this can’t be happening, this is osamu-san, who has always been nice, who’s offered you his house countless times, whose fatherly hugs have always felt so warm, so right.

"do you really want me to stop, or will i find your panties wet if i sneak my hand under this slutty skirt of yours?"

[ • ]

dilf!osamu who acts like nothing happened after that incident. like he didn’t laugh at you after you couldn’t answer to his question and who ruffled your hair as he told you “you shouldn’t take me seriously, (y/n)-chan”.

and you really try to forget about it, you try to pretend that nothing happened, despite the fact that you can still remember his breath on your lips, or his strong grip around your throat. or how he has developed the habit of pressing himself against your ass while you vigorously wash the dishes from dinner as your friend is already napping on his room. his strong arms surrounding your soft frame as his big hands come to shamelessly grope your tits over your top.

you try to not moan as he twists your sensitive nipples around his calloused fingers. while his tongue laps at the delicate skin from your earlobe. it doesn’t matter that you ask him to stop, it doesn’t matter that there are tears streaming down your cheeks as he forces you to get on your knees as he springs his heavy and fat cock from the insides of his pants.

he gently caresses your cheek as he forces his member inside your mouth, the yuxtaposition so severe that it makes you sob as he sighs in delight as you feel the tip of his head hitting the back of your throat.

“shhh, you wouldn’t want my son to find out you are choking on his dad’s cock, do you?”

you try to sputter an answer, but he holds your face in place, strong hands gripping the top of your head as he begins to fuck himself into your mouth. you are gagging, this is the biggest cock you’ve ever taken, and it doesn’t help that his pace is getting brutal and sloppier as you feel his orgasm reaching him. the air smells like him, and you can only think of the discomfort of your knees as the salty flavor of his precum washing over your senses.

you look up at him, nails digging into his tights while trying to find the sweet man who offered to drive you home the first time you and his son got wasted together.

“fuck, don’t look so pitiful sweet girl, you only make me want to fuck you even harder, what’s even more, i’m gonna give you a present, don’t waste a drop, okay?” his voice is sweet, but the treat in his eyes makes your guts clench, still, you try to nod your head to say no, but osamu is too focused in reaching his orgasm.

the taste of his cum sticks to back of your tongue for days. it doesn’t matter how many times you’ve brushed your teeth. if only you could also wash the feeling of being violated from your insides. if only your wouldn’t feel your panties get wet at the memory.

#miya osamu x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu smut #miya osamu x chubby reader #chubby reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #miya osamu #— playing [w. dilf]#— playing [w. age gap]#— playing [w. noncon]#— playing [w. groping]#— from sun’s book

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