#it's everyone's favorite location in god of war two! | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

rarepears · 1 year

Note

It's the astronomy anon! Hc that whenever anyone in the Shen-Shang family (because I didn't know until my last ask that I love "SQH is Shen Jiu's little brother, Shen Jiu is viciously overprotective and SQH is oblivious" but I'll die on that hill) gets lost/in trouble/both (Prince Shen Yuan cannot for the life of him stop tripping over wife plots and his parents are giving serious consideration to keeping him on house arrest in the palace for his safety, and probably would have already were it not for Shang Qinghua's great efforts to convince them this is a bad idea (hence SQH being Shen Yuan's favorite uncle)) all they have to do is follow the Shizun Star. Somehow doing so always gets them back home safely. Shen Jiu is GOING to die mad about how often they use this feature. Later. Right now he's trying to badger SQH into assassinating the little beast for falling in love with his son (when the fuck did a-Yuan even meet him????? AND WHY WASN'T HE INFORMED???). His husband keeps trying to convince him to "give their son's suitor a chance" but Shen Jiu is holding out against the betrayals coming from all sides.

Luo Binghe the demon emperor's response is to kidnap Ming Fan and Ning Yingying (which isn't hard because all he has to say is 'I found shizun' and they're clinging to him and demanding to be taken to him at once) and drop them in Shen Jiu's lap. Shen Yuan gains two new friends, one new boyfriend the queen very reluctantly approves of, and a front row seat to Liu Qingge showing up out of NOWHERE because he came back from his monster hunt and Shen Jiu had been married off to foreign royalty and had apparently taken Shang Qinghua with him???? And he wanted to know what the hell was going on. And now he's not leaving because Shang Qinghua got him addicted to coffee.

This is all chaotic enough, what with interdimensional courtships and shit, BEFORE the Old Palace Master shows up to try and fuck up the LBH/SY wedding planning by trying to put SJ on trial even though it'll start a war. He has no success at all (ie LBH stabs him about it, hands Huan Hua to Gongyi Xiao and Zhuzhi-lang who got married last summer, and that's that), and everything would be fine except for three things.

One: Shen Jiu has abruptly been reintroduced to his past and also the Peak Lords.

Two: Mobei-jun took the opportunity to kidnap Shang Qinghua, who was finally not in a desert and therefore accessible. He views this as stealing his human back. Shang Qinghua is having lots of emotions and all of them are fear. Shen Jiu is PISSED.

Three: Shen Jiu's husband somehow found out about YQY's whole thing with Xuan Su and is planning to consult his brother in law on ways to kidnap the man for his own good. He doesn't even particularly care if he gets a threesome out of this or just another sibling for his queen, but he's kind of started a collection of "husband's former coworkers who need therapy" and Liu Qingge keeps sulking about none of the relocated cultivators sparring with him so they might as well grab the Sect Leader while they're in town once they resolve this whole "ice king trying to steal my brother in law" thing.

End result: they all make it back home, Mobei-jun somehow gets Shen Jiu's permission to try courting Qinghua properly by human standards, Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge get some therapy, Ning Yingying and Ming Fan take them shopping for new clothes, and Shen Jiu's court is full of eye candy.

Hm, does Luo Binghe also know that there's a star that will pretty much always show where Shen Yuan is (because Shen Yuan is following the shizun star to get back home)? Imagine all the terrible words Shen Jiu will spat out when he learns that Luo Binghe also knows of that trick. So much for the Shizun star being the GPS/Shen Yuan tracker God.

Ming Fan and Ning Yingying most certainly know where Shen Qingqiu is - everyone knows where the Arabian country is located. Nah, the real issue is traveling there. Getting past the border safely, making it into the imperial court, and not getting caught during the months-long journey...

So when Luo Binghe shows up with some teleportation sword saying "get in loser, we're going to visit shizun", they immediately sign up for the field trip without doing more than rub two braincells together.

Damn, you're implying that Liu Qingge has been gone for many years - decades even - on some monster hunt if he's missed the whole hubbub of Shen Jiu getting whisked away for marriage, Luo Binghe becoming demon emperor, and Shen Yuan being born and growing old enough to get romanced. What did Liu Qingge even do - get such in some pocket dimension??? Got stuck in some "running away with the ball" plot with a demon looking to court him??? Tried faking his death so that his grandma would stop trying to set him up on blind dates???

Man, imagine the hell that Mobei Jun, an ice demon, is going through if he dares venture into the dessert. No wonder Shag Qinghua loves hanging out with his bro! Safe from any surprise visits from the Ice King - and thus this really is the perfect vacation spot where he can't be informed of this and that new disaster sparking up!

But also, imagine if Mobei Jun doesn't dare travel in desert landscape because the real reason he overheats is the fact that Shang Qinghua is just flaunting around in Such SHeer RoBes?!?!?! ALL THAT SKIN BEING SHOWN?!

Let's be real: Shen Jiu's hubby is a pragmatist. He's no saint who's going to have zero braincells if Shen Jiu flutters his eyelashes at him. (Plus Shen Jiu wouldn't like him so much if he were such a person.) He's more than happy to kidnap Yue Qingyuan, a prominent sect leader, for the political advantages it gives him in negotiating with China's imperial court (and the cultivation world). Many beneficial trade deals are negotiated in return for his "hostage" AKA a Yue Qingyuan who's happily sunbathing and being fed dates next to Empress Shen Qingqiu.

[More in #Shen Jiu is forced into an arranged marriage to an Arabian Prince AU]

#luo binghe #liu qingge #shang qinghua #mobei jun #shen yuan #svsss #svsss ideas #svsss au #the scum villain's self saving system #mxtx #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #Shen Jiu is forced into an arranged marriage to an Arabian Prince AU

140 notes · View notes

pokemonapex · 9 days

Text

Apex Build 10 Is Now Available!

After over three years, I have finally completed Build 10 of Apex! This is planned to be the final feature release of Apex as a Pokémon fangame before converting it into my own original IP (more on that another time).

As for this build, you can now continue the story of Apex in Chapter 5 by exploring the western half of Abbadon, including the sprawling Megiddo Plains, the touristy beachside town of Ys, the sleepy floral town of Eden, and much more! Check out the changelog below for a full list of additions and changes, comprising the largest changelog so far.

As always, you can get the game either through the launcher (recommended) or assemble the game yourself through manual downloads on the blog.

If you want to report bugs, discuss the game, share theories, or praise me (please do, I worked very hard on this), please visit our discord server.

That's all for now, everyone. Thank you so much for your patience and support!

Here are all the changes and additions in Build 10!

Additions

Content

The Megiddo Plains, Ys, and Eden areas are now open to explore! Continue Chapter 5 with a deluge of new content, including some surprises!

Levitate system overhaul. Pokémon that formerly had the Levitate ability now inherently levitate based on their species. See the wiki for more details.

Pokémon that normally evolve due to trading now evolve when leveled up in Assiah. Any required held items are still needed.

New fast food items that are cheaper versions of strong healing items, but lower your Pokémon's EVs randomly when consumed.

New item: Inn Coupon. Exchange these tickets at any inn for a free stay!

New trainer classes: Zangs (male and female), Priest, Pirate, Surfer, Action Kid (Beach), Tourist, Sunbather, Beach Bros, Sightseers, Salaryman, Rancher, Florist, as well as some special encounters.

Four new musical tracks, courtesy of new composer DSTY.

New Artifact is now available! Complete the Great Canal dungeon to acquire the Hydrophobic Disc to cross calm waters.

New custom move: Grim Word, a low-power special Dark move that lowers the target's Sp. Def by 1 stage.

Everyone is here! With the exception of most legendary Pokémon, every single species up through Generation V is now available in Apex!

New questline events! Hang out with your favorite NPCs.

New ghosts to battle, including three difficult challenge ghosts for extra Keystones.

Features

Artifacts now give badge boosts. War God's Hammer: Attack, All-Seeing Eye: Sp. Attack, Quantum Mirror: Speed, Geos Gauntlets: Defense, Hydrophobic Disc: Sp. Defense. For existing save files, use the associated artifact in the overworld to permanently enable the respective boost.

Added Not-So-Crazy Fesiq to Old Jul'far Ruins as a dung merchant.

Added ambience to Sagaxis Forest, Mt. Belial Upper, Shrieking Cliffs, and Acacia Lake.

Added an Ether to RevTex Textiles 1F in the generator room.

The protagonist now remarks on the flickering lights in RevTex Textiles Front Office for context.

Added an Escape Rope to RevTex Textiles B1F.

Added a healing area and some flavor to the entrance area of Acacia Temple (not available in Hard Mode).

Wild/bred Pokémon now have a 5% chance to spawn with their hidden ability.

Added in-game trades and gift events for exclusive species. Check the wiki for details.

New TM Kid quest is available after acquiring the Hydrophobic Disc.

Added visible items to Sagaxis Forest.

Luvdisc now evolves into Alomomola at lv30. The two species have been rebalanced and given updated movesets to match.

Eevee can now evolve into Glaceon in Crystal Channel Upper.

Nosepass can now evolve into Probopass in the Adamantine Palace.

Added messages when entering maps with a Pokémon with a location-based evolution in that map.

Added Lucifer's Notes #2 to Altar of Truth.

The Guru of Potential has been added to the Amon Desert. Visit him to draw out your Pokémon's latent potential.

The Experience Share can now be purchased in the Rosemary Market in Acacia Town. It's relatively expensive, so you'll have to weigh your options!

Added Eviolite to Acacia Tunnel.

A Soothe Bell is now available from a new NPC in Nysa Indoors.

Added ancient runes to text for lore purposes. This should improve clarity for puzzles that rely on ancient runes.

Larry now answers his phone.

Tweaks

Aegis Facility

Added a hint to the door to Aegis Secret Room.

Added support struts to the elevator on Aegis 1F.

Swapped locations of the Elevator Key and Max Revive in Aegis 2F Rooms for better visibility.

Vahram Temple

Added additional hints for the Vahram rune puzzle.

Braziers in the Vahram and Cliff tilesets are now fully impassable on the bottom tile for better consistency.

Acacia Town

Opened a previously unused house in Acacia Town.

The Thornwood Inn in Acacia Town begins charging for lodging after the player enters Jul'far. No more warping back to Acacia Town for free heals!

The Puzzle House is now accessible immediately upon visiting Acacia Town for the first time.

Jul'far

Added more path blocking to help keep players from getting lost.

Added a new bandit encounter with Bandit Logan.

Added some new visible items, one of which only appears during the raid.

The Camerupt Cart that goes to the Old Jul'far Ruins now cannot be used until after the player has visited the ruins, to prevent skipping the entire desert.

Added a hint if the player tries to enter the Jul'far Town Hall through the front door during the bandit raid.

Hard Mode

Items cannot be used from the bag during battles (except Pokéballs, as normal).

During the Jul'far raid, Bandit Captain Kurt now only appears on Hard Mode.

Granny does not heal the party.

Holly stops healing the party after defeating the Cloaked Elder in Acacia Temple.

Other

You can now forfeit trainer battles outside of Hard Mode by selecting Run, but beware the losing cost!

Official starters can now only be found at level 5 in the wild.

Player name entry now supports up to 10 characters.

Stick renamed to Leek to match Gen VIII+ naming.

Scratch Cards now use fixed randomness to determine the prize (if any), so they can no longer be save-scummed. A unique message has been added if the jackpot is won.

Improved visual quality of in-battle rain animation.

Reduced visual intensity of overworld snow animation.

Deerling and Sawsbuck now appear in different forms based on location. Mt. Belial area: Winter form. Verdant Path area: Spring form. Acacia Secret Hollow: Summer form.

Updated new game scene flow. Quickstart option renamed and now defaults to Sarah instead of Griffen, and some suggested character names have been changed.

Switched locations of the TMs for Rock Smash and Brick Break and adjusted TM Kid's dialogue to match. If you already have one but not the other, you will get the old drops.

Disabled entry message from Mold Breaker ability.

Small tweaks to Nascene Suburbs layout to make skateboard pathing a tad easier.

Added visual details to Jagged Cavern B1F. Side path is now blocked by breakable rocks. Added a shortcut usable with the Quantum Mirror.

Ladders in cave/temple maps have more outlining for better visibility.

Battles with Larry now use the Rival Battle music.

Balance

Levitate overhaul

In addition to those species which formerly had the Levitate ability, the following Pokémon now levitate: Beedrill, Venomoth, Magnemite line, Mew, Scizor, Celebi, Dustox, Castform, Shuppet, Glalie, Froslass, Munna line, Solosis line, Vanillite line, Escavalier, Elgyem line, Lampent, Chandelure, and Volcarona.

Ability changes as part of the Levitate overhaul

Gastly line new abilities. Base: Cursed Body, Stench. Hidden: Bad Dreams.

Koffing line new abilities. Base: Forewarn, Aftermath. Hidden: Serene Grace.

Misdreavus line new abilities: Base: Shadow Tag, Frisk. Hidden: Prankster.

Unown new ability: Base: Technician.

Hydreigon, Vibrava, Flygon now use the same ability or abilities as their pre-evolved forms.

Duskull now uses the same ability its evolved forms.

Solrock, Lunatone new abilities: Base: Sturdy. Hidden: Magic Guard.

Baltoy line new ability: Base: Magic Bounce.

Chimecho line new ability: Base: Soundproof.

Latias, Latios new ability: Base: Cloud Nine.

Bronzor line abilities shifted: Base: Light Metal, Heavy Metal. Hidden: Heatproof

Carnivine new ability: Base: Chlorophyll.

Rotom new ability: Base: Motor Drive.

Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf new ability: Base: Filter.

Cresselia new ability: Base: Serene Grace.

Tynamo line new abilities: Base: Shed Skin, Static. Hidden: Volt Absorb.

Cryogonal new ability: Ice Body.

Move changes

Increased Gyro Ball PP from 5 to 10.

Raised accuracy of Gunk Shot from 70 to 80 to match Gen VI+.

Shadow Ball power increased from 80 to 90.

Drill Peck and X-Scissor now have an increased crit chance.

Constrict power increased from 10 to 40.

Leech Life power increased from 15 to 40.

Pin Missile power increased from 14 to 25 to match Gen VI+.

Luster Purge and Mist Ball power increased to 80 and PP increased to 10.

Pokémon changes

Raised Riolu's starting happiness from 70 to 100.

Gothita line is now Psychic/Dark.

Gothita line gains Unnerve as second natural ability.

Steel type is no longer resistant to Ghost and Dark moves, as per Gen VI+.

Torkoal, Wingull, Roggenrola, and Vanillite lines gain their GenVII+ second abilities.

Ice type no longer resists Grass.

Stat changes

Stat buffs from Gens VI and VII have been added.

Sunflora base Sp. Atk and Sp. Def increased by 20 each, bringing its base stat total up to 465.

Mightyena base stats increased: +10 to Attack, Defense, and Speed, bringing its base stat total up to 450.

Farfetch'd gains 20 base stat points in HP, Defense, and Speed, and 10 in Attack, bringing its base stat total up to 447.

Spinda base stats increased, +30 to HP, +10 to Speed, and +20 to Defense and Special Defense, for a new total of 440.

Whismur line has 10 base stat points moved from Attack to Special Attack.

Growlithe line has 5 base stat points moved from Special Attack to Attack.

Sableye gains base stat points: 30 to HP, 20 to Defense, and 20 to Special Defense, bringing its base stat total up to 450.

Rebalanced Cacnea line's stats. Lowered Sp. Attack and Speed by 10 and increased Defense and Special Defense by 10.

Corsola stats modified. -5 Attack and Speed, +10 Defense and Special Defense, +20 Special Attack and HP. New total: 460.

Ariados stats increased. +20 to HP, Defense, and Special Defense, +10 to Attack. New total 470.

Spinarak/Ariados now learn Megahorn at level 51/60 and now learn Psycho Cut instead of Psychic.

Beedrill stats increased. +10 to HP and Attack, +20 to Special Defense, and +35 to Speed. New total 470.

Butterfree stats increased. -5 to Attack, +30 to HP and Special Defense, +10 to Special Attack and Defense. New total 470.

Beautifly stats increased. +10 to HP, +20 to Attack and Special Attack, +25 to Speed. New total 470.

Ledian stats increased. -5 to Special Attack and +75 to Attack. New total 470.

Dustox stats increased. -5 to Speed, +10 to Special Defense, +20 to Special Attack, and +30 to HP and Defense. New total 470.

Kricketune stats increased. +3 to HP, +4 to Special Defense, +30 to Attack, +29 to Defense, +35 to Speed. New total 470.

Parasect stats increased. +5 to Attack, +20 to HP, Defense, and Special Defense. New total 470.

Marowak stats increased. +5 to Speed, +20 to HP and Attack. New total 470.

Purugly stats changed. -1 to HP, +8 to Attack, +11 to Defense, -4 to Special Attack, +6 to Special Defense, -2 to Speed. New total 470.

Chimecho stats increased. +5 to Special Attack, +10 to Special Defense. New total 470.

Dunsparce stats increased. +5 to Attack, +25 to Defense and Special Defense. New total 470.

Girafarig stats increased. +10 to Special Attack, +5 to Speed. New total 470.

Tropius stats changed. +1 to HP, -8 to Attack, +17 to Defense, +8 to Special Attack, +13 to Special Defense, -1 to Speed. New total 490.

Treecko line has had its Special Attack and Attack base stats swapped to now favor physical attacks.

Relicanth stats increased. +15 to Special Defense. New total 500.

Lanturn stats changed. -8 to Attack and Defense, -2 to Speed, +9 to Special Attack and Special Defense.

Learnset changes

Electrike and Manectric now learn Thundershock at level 7.

Absol now learns Focus Energy as a starting move.

Solrock now learns Zen Headbutt instead of Psychic, and now learns Flare Blitz at level 57 and Morning Sun at level 61.

Lunatone now learns Ancientpower instead of Stone Edge, and now learns Shadow Ball at level 57 and Moonlight at level 61.

Farfetch'd now learns Drill Peck instead of Air Slash at level 49, and now learns Focus Energy at level 16.

Grimer line now learns Poison Fang, Bulldoze, Poison Jab, and Night Slash instead of Sludge, Mud Bomb, Sludge Bomb, and Fling, respectively.

Gothita line now learns Dark Pulse at levels 53/58/64 respectively, and now learns Grim Word instead of Faint Attack.

Misdreavus, Gastly, Drifloon lines now learn Grim Word instead of Payback.

Litwick line now learns Grim Word instead of Imprison.

Yamask and Spiritomb get Grim Word as an egg move.

Umbreon, Murkrow, Girafarig, Purrloin lines now learn Grim Word instead of Assurance.

Oddish line now learns Grim Word instead of Natural Gift.

Swapped Ancientpower and Power Gem in Corsola's moveset, and it now learns Hydro Pump at level 57.

Butterfree, Beautifly, and Dustox now learn Psychic at level 50.

Ledyba/Ledian now learn Bug Bite instead of Silver Wind, Mega Punch instead of Swift, and X-Scissor instead of Bug Buzz, and now learn Drain Punch at level 50/60.

Dustox now learns Poisonpowder at level 15 and Air Slash at level 55.

Bronzor and Bronzong now learn Curse instead of Imprison.

Tropius now learns Leech Seed instead of Bestow and Dragon Pulse instead of Natural Gift.

Deerling and Sawsbuck can now learn Zen Headbutt by Move Tutor.

Venusaur can now learn Earth Power by Move Tutor.

Durant now learns Screech instead of Metal Sound.

Difficulty/Game Balance

Lolita Fayte's Ralts initial level lowered from 18 to 15.

Lolita Esmerelda's party initial levels lowered from 15 to 13. Added an additional rematch.

Elder Gerald's party levels lowered from 16 to 15.

Snow Angel May's party levels increased by 5.

Slight rebalance to encounter levels in RevTex. Max level reduced by 1 on 1F and Front Office and min level raised by 1 on B1F.

Lowered max encounter levels in Acacia Lake and Acacia town by 1.

Slightly raised Beldum's capture rate (making it easier to catch).

Reduced price of Pokeballs and Great Balls to 1000 and 2000, respectively.

Scratch Card price increased to 1000.

Fixes

Fixed Aegis warehouse minecart puzzle unintentionally completing while the minecarts are still moving. Minecarts must now stop on the correct positions to count.

Fixed Lolita Amelie using the wrong battle sprite.

Fixed an issue where, during the egg event on Shrieking Cliffs East, if the player catches the Braviary instead of defeating it, the whole event starts over. (Reported by Yasik)

Fixed Vahram 5F North button still considering the rock in the hall to the south of it to be blocking.

Fixed missing collisions on Vahram lava rocks.

Fixed a stray masking tile in the Bandit Hideout.

Rival name in Unknown Dungeon is now loaded dynamically from variable and not from static strings, which could cause inconsistency.

Fixed note 28 being inaccessible in XENO Corp. Server Room. (Reported by mflamel101)

Fixed a bug in Essentials where if the player was facing a water tile, but that tile wasn't otherwise passable, the game would let the player begin surfing on their current tile instead.

Fixed broken Love emote animation (finally!).

Fixed impassable stair railing tile in RevTex B1F blocking wall sign.

RevTex facility now properly sets cave flags on entry.

Fixed a typo in Note #18.

Fixed a movement bug with Mori in Murmur Tower 3F when playing as Sarah.

Fixed mismatched wall tiles in Nysa Indoors.

Fixed tile layering issue with wall/desk phones in the Indoor tileset.

Fixed inconsistent glowstick radius when changing maps (finally!).

Fixed incorrect BGM volume level in Aegis 2F Bathrooms.

Fixed some missing tree top tiles on Mt. Belial Upper.

Removed text referring to "someone's PC" when receiving Pokémon through events.

Fixed a script crash when attempting to fight the Frozen Prince.

Fixed incorrect barrel tiles in Puzzle House Challenge 2.

Fixed Snarl incorrectly flagged as a physical move.

Tweaked dialog with Sayaka on Mt. Belial Upper to better match lore.

Fixed legendary encounter events not using the same generated Pokémon for the battle and the post-battle distribution, which could result in minor discrepancies.

Fixed legendaries missing their summoning sigil where the ball icon should be in the summary screen.

#pokemon #gaming #build #release #pokemon apex

6 notes · View notes

mrs-johansson · 8 months

Text

Chapter 5: Avengers: Age of Ultron - Two Ghosts

Part 5:

We shortly got into our suits and got on a Quinjet, on the way to Klaue’s last known location.

“Have you talked to Laura yet?” I sat down next to Clint. He was calmly cleaning his arrows, not even stressed a little about the situation. “Yeah, everyone’s doing great. Katarina is sending hugs to the team. Especially her mama,” he said with a small smile. “I’m sorry that I always pass her onto Laura. I know she’s tired all the time, the two kids already and the one on the way… I just… ugh I literally don’t trust anyone,” I ran a hand over my face then leaned back in my seat, already feeling like motherhood is something I’m very bad at. “Y/n, you know we love Katarina so much. The kids are so happy that she’s there. And Laura is just glad that you trust her with your baby. Don’t worry about this, okay?” He put his hand on my back and nudged me with his knee. “And you know, she said the other day that I’m her favorite Avenger,” he whispered and I chuckled at his excitement. “That’s totally not true.” “Okay, I’m not. We all know it’s Nat.” He’s right.

***

“Ahh, Junior…” Dad started as he landed in front of Ultron. “You're gonna break your old man's heart.” “If I have to,” Ultron shrugged. “We don't have to break anything,” Thor said. “Clearly you've never made an omelet,” wow he’s clearly my father’s creation. “He beat me by one second,” Dad turned his head back. “Ah, this is funny, Mr. Stark. It's what, comfortable? Like old times?” One of the Maximoff twins stepped forward. “This was never my life.” “You two can still walk away from this,” Steve said. Have I mentioned how cringy I found these types of talks from him? “Oh, we will,” said the girl. “I know you've suffered.” Cringy, right?

“Uuughh! Captain America. God's righteous man, pretending you could live without a war. I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but…” Okay now… he beat me by one second. “If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.” The mighty, marshmallow-hearted Thor. What a funny-looking team we are…

“I think you're confusing peace with quiet.” Okay enough with the talking. “Yuh-huh. What's the Vibranium for?” I walked closer. “I'm glad you asked that because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan,” with that Ultron attacked older Stark, and his drones dropped down to attack Steve and Thor.

The quick guy bolted away, pushing Thor into a robot. Steve was fighting the other and I stood face to face with the Maximoff girl.

The tingling feeling of fire running between my fingers was so intense. She was quick to attack, pushing the energy towards me but I shielded myself swiftly. I could hear someone getting thrown into the side of the ship but I didn’t look back.

I sent a fireball her way but she dodged it with ease. “Oh this will be fun,” I smirked and started blasting her with fire, waiting for the moment she’ll get tired. She looked young, and if it depends on Strucker, I don’t think she can fully control her powers.

“On your six, Y/n!” Steve yelled but it was too late and I was knocked on the ground. “Aha, got it,” I coughed but got back up. The girl wasn’t there anymore but more robots were on the ship now and Klaue’s men were firing at us too.

Fighting off every man and robot was a little confusing. I don’t why Klaue’s guys were attacking us honestly but whatever…

After a while, there were just robots. And then I felt a tingly feeling in my head. Breaking the robot's head off, I looked around and then I saw the Maximoff girl. Her hands were glowing from this red energy and she was clearly aiming at me. With one big flame, I sent her flying back against a metal door before her brother stormed passed me, sending me to the ground. “That’s right, run you little shit,” I grumbled, pulling myself up on the railings. “Whoever's standing, we gotta move! Guys?” I spoke into the comms. “Natasha, I could really use a lullaby,” heard Dad’s voice. “Well, that's not gonna happen. Not for a while. The whole team is down, you got no backup here,” Clint said. “I’ll get Thor and Steve.”

Looking for Steve and Thor on the ship made me worry. Clint didn’t sound so sure about Natasha and I’ve never seen her down on a mission. Not like this.

Seeing Steve laying on the ground, splattered out like a starfish. I quickly ran to the man and dropped by his side. Took his face into my hands and looked for his pulse on his neck. “Steve, hey…” I lightly tapped his face, trying to wake him. He had a pulse so he probably just passed out. “Steve, you gotta wake up,” I said and he slowly started to open his eyes. He looked around in worry before sitting up. “It’s okay,” my hands dropped on his shoulders, and tried to keep him steady.

***

We walked back to the Quinjet Steve and Thor not even saying a word and nor did Natasha.

Clint and I helped them on the jet, and they laid down and stared in front of themselves. It was hard to see them like this. I glanced at Natasha and she didn’t look good. Her eyes were filled with terror and I knew how much she wanted to hide it but clearly, it was impossible.

Once Clint left her side he made his way towards me. “She’s asking for you,” he said and I was very surprised to hear that. “Really?” “Talk to her,” patted my shoulder and took a seat too.

I slowly walked towards her and as I got to her side I squatted in front of her. “Do you want to talk outside?” I asked softly and she nodded without looking at me.

I sat her down on a rock and kneeled next to her. “What happened?” I asked calmly. She was picking on her nails and staring at the ground. “Just look into my head,” she breathed out, lifting her eyes at me. “Natasha we talked about this,” I sighed and shook my head. “I don’t care,” she shook her head with eyes filling up her eyes. “Nat…” I took her hands and she took a shaky breath in. “Don’t do this to me Y/n,” she said, her voice broken. “Just do it.” Natasha closed her eyes and squeezed my hands. “Right,” I cleared my throat and focused on her completely.

Natasha walked down the stairs in the facility where young girls are being taught ballet. The Red Room. “Again!” The instructor said firmly, while Natasha walked closer and closer to the glass. “You'll break them,” she said softly. Then Madame B appeared next to her. “Only the breakable ones. You are made of marble. We'll celebrate after the graduation ceremony,” said the older woman.

A picture flashed across her mind, where she was laying on a hospital bed and then I saw some medical supplies. The sterilization.

“What if I fail?” Natasha’s voice was fragile and broken. She was younger here. Bangs covering her forehead, shooting at a target, but then it quickly changed into a person with a bag on their head. Natasha was holding a gun at them.

The next moment she was doing combat training. A man’s arms tight wrapped around her neck from behind while Madame B watched. Then Natasha tapped out. “Sloppy. Pretending to fail. The ceremony is necessary for you to take your place in the world.” “I have no place in the world.”

I saw the terrified look on her face as she was brought to the surgery. Little girls watching her being rolled away to have her soul taken away. Then everything went black.

“Do you want to talk about it?” I asked, clearing my throat. Seeing those things made me remember the cold walls of the Red Room. The endless training sessions, the constant pressure of staying alive.

Natasha shook her head and let out a shaky breath before looking up. “I know that we’re in a really bad place right now and we treat each other like shit but ugh…” she let out a cry and I did not hesitate to wrap my arms around her tightly. Natasha’s arms clung onto me like she would fall if she wouldn’t hold onto me. Her hands tensely squeezed my shoulders and back, as she cried softly. “You will never get back there, ever, you understand me? I won’t let that happen. You are safe, Nat. You’re okay,” I held onto her, trying to calm her down.

Even though we broke up, it’s still hard to see her struggle. And I know this is the worst time to be liable for damages but she clearly doesn’t speak about this stuff with Bruce, so it can’t be that serious. I’m disgusting, I’m a horrible person.

“You can hate me and everything just please don’t leave me,” she murmured into my shoulder and my heart broke completely. My eyes welled up with tears and I had a knot in my throat. “I could never hate you, Tash. Yes, we are in a pretty bad place but I could never hate. I am mad, yes, but I don’t hate you,” I said and she pulled back. “How did she not get into your head?” She asked while wiping off her tears. “I have mind blocks, so these things cannot happen. It also doesn’t let machines and stuff through my mind, it’s kinda cool,” I shrugged with a small smirk. “Can you do that to me? Is it possible?” Her voice was desperate. Like it was her last hope. “I don’t know Nat… I haven’t really experimented with these on humans,” I said and she just didn’t care. “I don’t care. Do it,” she said. “Why don’t we get back to this later? We’re gonna lay low for a while anyway, why don’t you just rest and I’ll look into it.” “Yeah. Thank you for all this.” “Anytime.”

Once we took off with the Quinjet, it was quiet. Banner was curled up with a blanket around him, Steve was showing his back to everyone, Natasha was sitting in the middle with her head down still shaken up, and Theo looking very confused. Clint was the pilot this time, but we didn’t really know where we were headed and Dad was sitting behind him, while I stood next to him.

“The news is loving you guys. Nobody else is. There's been no official call for Banner's arrest, but it's in the air,” said Maria over the video call. “Stark Relief Foundation?” Asked Dad. “Already on the scene. How's the team?” She asked with a sorrowful look. “Everyone's...we took a hit. We'll shake it off,” I said, looking through the team. “Well for now I'd stay in stealth mode, and stay away from here.” “So, run and hide?” “Until we can find Ultron, I don't have a lot else to offer,” Maria declared. “Neither do we.” He ended the call and switched off the monitor. He stepped over to Clint, putting a hand over the back of the seat. “Hey, you wanna switch out?” He asked. “No, I'm good. If you wanna get some kip, now's a good time, 'cause we're still a few hours out,” said Hawkeye. “A few hours from where?” I asked and he turned to look at me. “A safe house,” he said. Oh, A safe house. This is gonna be interesting.

37 notes · View notes

actualmermaid · 1 year

Text

So there's this Lambert afterlife fic I've been thinking about for a while

(Lambert being Nicky's war boyfriend in Holiest Among The Living. Lambert is not a nice guy. He is a very chivalrous and well-respected medieval Norman knight, but he is not a nice guy. He does bad stuff in real life, because "doing bad stuff" is his day job, which he hates. He has a very beautiful, very stupid hunting dog. He's the leader of a socialist mercenary frat house. He's an atheist, but he likes church guys against his better judgment. His goal in life is "dying in bed." He's an OC that I'm really proud of, just from a "storytelling as craft" perspective.)

Anyway (spoilers) he dies at the end of Holiest. He wakes up in... he's not sure where. He's in pain and can't sit up, but he's lying in bed in warm, comfortable chambers, and he's being attended by his mom and sister. He can hear the women of the house singing as they spin and weave. He can smell spring rain on the pine forest outside. The fatal wound he received from Nicky is still there, but it is clean and bandaged.

He starts to recover and gets his bearings: he appears to be the lord of his own manor, with lands encompassing fields, forests, and mountains. He locates more dead friends and family, but only certain ones, and everyone a) knows that they're dead and b) believe themselves to be in heaven, with God.

Lambert has his "this is the bad place" moment: he knows that he's a professional thug and penis enjoyer who doesn't belong in heaven (in his mind--not the reader's), and decides that he hates it in heaven, and he's going to escape. He gears up to go hunting, gets on his (long-dead) favorite horse, and rides off into the woods.

He rides until he comes across Mimir's Well, and a one-eyed wanderer accompanied by two ravens. He recognizes the wanderer as Odin, and greets him respectfully ("lord of my ancestors, I did not expect to find you here.")

("Who did you expect?" replies Odin with a twinkle in his eye.)

They banter a little bit, and Odin bids Lambert drink from Mimir's Well. He bends to drink, and falls through the well into a "mirror universe" of sorts. He is at an ordinary well that he remembers from his childhood, and instead of Odin, there is his court physician from the manor: a little brown Jew he had noticed and then brushed off in an earlier scene. Surprise! It's Jesus.

Lambert then goes through a series of journeys and trials related to his own past, with Jesus advising him in sort of a direct, down-to-earth way (the exact mechanics of this afterlife situation are not really explained, and Jesus repeatedly avoids answering Lambert's "is this heaven or hell" questions. It's implied that even he doesn't know how it all works). These are especially ugly or otherwise impactful moments from Lambert's life, and he has to process them and articulate what was going on. This ends up being the bulk of the story.

Between episodes of this, Lambert goes back to the manor house. He still gets hungry and tired and his wound sometimes gets aggravated. He talks to the other people there. Etc. He starts to relax.

The turning point in his journey comes when he finally revisits the moment that Nicky killed him, and he follows along unseen as Joe and Nicky leave the battlefield. We got Nicky's POV on this in Holiest, but now we get Lambert's POV, and Lambert is like "oh shit, he really wasn't lying, I was the monster and he slew me like one."

Jesus is like "yeah basically. But I died for your sins, and all I want in return is for you to clean up your house. The wandering spirits of your comrades are looking for hospitality."

Lambert's kind of like "do I have to?" but then Jesus reveals himself to be the great High King--the image of God that was preached most commonly to Lambert in his mortal life. The idealized feudal lord. Great and terrible, but merciful. Lambert bends the knee and swears fealty, and then his snarky, nerdy (and strangely handsome?) court physician is back, and he's smiling.

Back at the manor, Lambert's sitting down to dinner, warm and dry while a torrential rainstorm rages outside. Suddenly, a bunch of his dead buddies burst into the hall, muddy and gross and looking like they just came off the battlefield in the Holy Land. They walk in and start acting like medieval frat boys, putting their feet on the table and spitting, and Lambert is like

"GENTLEMEN. GET YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE FUCKING TABLE. THIS IS A LADY'S HOUSE."

(His mom is laughing into a handkerchief)

And he proceeds to whip them into shape, basically. Still bearing his wound, he sets out to turn his house into an idealized heavenly medieval manor, and the fic ends with some variation on "let's go to work."

#the old guard #holiest among the living #lambert

10 notes · View notes

seffora-merryweather · 2 years

Text

Self para: A different seal Location: Dorne, Sunspear (Reach quarters)

Ravens arrived in the morning with missives for those staying at the Old Palace of Sunspear. A pageboy handed over a small, rolled piece of parchment and it felt like a bad omen to see it see a different seal. Her father’s ring had pressed against the sealing wax no doubt, but the color wasn’t the same. It wasn’t the usual yellowy mustard shade that her lord father always used. A small detail, but one that unsettled her somewhat.

The first lines of the short letter revealed the reason why.

My dear sister,

It is with the heaviest of hearts that I must tell you Father has passed away. He died peacefully, the maesters administered milk of the poppy regularly so he left us without pain, at least.

Matters became rather complicated very quickly, and I believe it best that you hear from me than from any ignorant gossipmonger that father’s wife saw fit to try to take our birthright from us. Like a vile coward, she fled and took innocent, little Shireen with her, fleeing to hide in Horn Hill, no doubt.

I would never let anyone steal what is rightfully ours, sweet sister. I am the ruling Lady of Longtable now, and you shall be my heir until I have children of my own. Know our house remains in steady hands, as father would have wanted. Our house has been wronged in the past, and I plan to make that right. We shall not be wronged again. Father raised us well, and I trust the two of us to have the cleverness and good sense to steer our house to great places.

I miss you dearly. Come back home, Sef.

Your loving sister,

Sienna Merryweather Ruling Lady of Longtable

A lavender-colored seal, matching Sienna’s favorite blooms...

Seffora crumpled the letter on her lap and pressed her hand to her eyes as soon as the flood of tears came. Father... her dear Papa was gone now, reuniting with Sofina.

Who was next? How many more times could her heart keep breaking and breaking and breaking? Soon there would be so little left. A little flower withered by loss.

Through the disorienting shock, Seffora could feel a strange knot in her stomach that was rooted not in grief, but concern. Sienna’s wording worried her much, particularly in regard to her stepmother and little sister. Elaine Tarly had been a motherly figure towards Seffora for some years, closer to an older sister or caring aunt than a mother, really. Still, the young lady had always appreciated her deeply. She made Father smile again. She gifted them all with Shireen. Gods, her sweet, darling Shireen... so young to be thrust into matters of this sort. But life never waited for an appropriate time to throw hardship on anyone’s way, did it?

Sienna asked her to return home. It was the natural thing to do for two sisters grieving yet another loss in the family, and yet... How to describe the ominous feeling, the strange mistrust the words on the paper evoked. Something just didn’t right with her. It wasn’t sympathy the words conveyed...

It was difficult to think clearly as the sadness came in waves, and the young lady just stared at the paper trying to make sense of the loss and the emptiness and the regret. I hope I made him proud, she thought over and over. I hope he wasn’t too disappointed in me, I hope I made him proud.

By the time she finally spent all her tears, Seffora shake off the feeling that she needed to share the contents of the letter with someone else. Get the perspective of someone cleverer, wiser than her. With the war, nearly everyone was gone. Harlon, Lucrezia, Mathis. Councilors she would have trusted with this. Perhaps Lady Rhea. Taking it to the king might be too hasty, too impulsive. Was it all an overreaction? Maybe it was simply the warped thoughts of a grieving little girl, maybe she was blowing something out of proportion.

Seffora ripped the cracked lavender seal from the parchment. It seemed odd, out of place somehow.

She needed to talk to Rhys. Matters of succession and politics aside, she just needed her friend. And she would go to the Mistress of Whispers afterward, share her concerns and see if the Lady Tarly made anything of it.

With the gods’ grace, which was very sparse so often, this would mean nothing... Let it mean nothing.

#seffora: self para

3 notes · View notes

imakemywings · 2 years

Note

Celegorm and Celebrimbor for the character asks?

Celegorm is...I did not like him at ALL at first, easily my least favorite Feanorian BUT I will admit that lately I have given more thought to his character and while he is still awful, his decline has become more interesting to me. Because I can easily see him as someone who, while rough around the edges, was still well-liked in Aman, and to go from that to what goes down with Luthien + the kinslayings is kind of fascinating. I think (and @meadowlarkx and I have discussed this) Celegorm (and Curufin) despaired a lot earlier than the other Feanorians and fell into a "well we're just horrible people now and we can't be anything better so we might as well do whatever" mindset.

Also I'm kind of fascinated with the idea of him as someone who's really good at coming off jovial and lighthearted even while he's threatening you but Eru forbid you see him visibly pissed; shit's about to go down.

TYELPE (っ °Д °;)っ

This kid. GOD I have feelings about this kid. I kinda went off on this on the tags of another post earlier this week but UGH. I see Celebrimbor as someone who tried SO HARD to do better than his family. He looked at the mistakes his father and his uncles and his grandfather had made and he was like "Okay, I'm not going to be like that; I'm going to do better." He saw how paranoia and mistrust and self-interest had poisoned his family (and I think it's super significant that it was Curufin's betrayal of Finrod in Nargothrond that was where Celebrimbor drew the line and said "You're my father but I can't stand with you anymore") and he wanted to learn from their mistakes, to break the cycle of his family's problems. But it was that very same effort that doomed not only him, but everyone who died in the War of the Last Alliance and its associated conflicts AND everyone who died in the War of the Ring and its associated conflicts. Celebrimbor's hand guided Middle-earth into two massively devastating wars that threaten to destroy the entire continent and I cannot imagine how that felt. Beyond his own suffering, the suffering caused to everyone who was affected by Sauron and the power Celebrimbor put in his hands.

He tried so hard to be good, when perhaps if he had been a bit more like Curufin for once, it would have spared everyone a lot of trouble.

OH and the fact that even under torture by Sauron he never gave up the locations of the Three Elven Rings like...it was the only thing left he could do to try to make up for having made all the Rings in the first place and he took it to his death.

I've been reading Unfinished Tales lately and this quote about him... </3

"Celebrimbor, desperate, himself withstood Sauron on the steps of the great door of the Mirdain; but he was grappled and taken captive, and the House was ransacked."

Celebrimbor breaks my heart every time </3

#asks

5 notes · View notes

einsteinsugly · 2 years

Text

Michael Christopher Kelso (born August 30, 1959), as an '80s Man (an '80s Man Child)...

"My God, are we going to be like our parents?" -Andrew Clark, The Breakfast Club

*****

His New Family:

Brooke Kelso (nee Rockwell) (wife, October 1981-present)

Elizabeth "Betsy" Kelso (daughter, with Brooke; born January 15, 1979)

Hannah Kelso (daughter, with Brooke; born November 23, 1984)

Matthew "Matt" Kelso (nephew, through Casey)

William Rockwell and Carolyn Brooks (formerly Rockwell) (the in-laws)

Bruce Rockwell (his stupid brother-in-law)

Lauren Rockwell (niece, through marriage)

Adrian Forman, James Hyde, and Eric and Donna's new kid (godsons [*cough* two godsons and one goddaughter *cough*])

Rebecca "Becca" Hyde, Katherine "Kate" Forman, and Ashley Tate (basically his nieces)

Location(s):

Chicago, Illinois (September 1979-present)

Occupation(s):

Security guard at the Playboy mansion (for like, five seconds), police officer for the Chicago P.D. (January 1980-present)

Interests:

Hobbies: Sex and rock and roll, but way less drugs. There's a war on those! Lots of gaming, going to the arcade, playing with dogs, and listening to hair metal, and lots of watching cartoons and movies. Betsy and Hannah give him an excuse to watch all the cartoons and play on all the playgrounds he wants (especially those cool wooden castle ones). And he can even go to Six Flags with them, with a map and everything, now that the girls are old enough.

Yeah, he's a pretty good dad. Not some deadbeat, like Brooke and Carolyn expected him to be. And he wears that as a badge of honor, along with his police badge.

Movies: Caddyshack, Caddyshack, Caddyshack! And Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Star Wars, Top Gun, Big, Three Men and a Baby, Land Before Time, the National Lampoon series, Indiana Jones, Friday the 13th, Die Hard, and anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger…

TV: Miami Vice and COPS (everyone else hates it, for some reason). A bunch of Saturday morning cartoons, and cartoons in general; plus, he watches Reading Rainbow and Punky Brewster with Betsy, all the time. A Pup Named Scooby-Doo will always be his favorite, though.

Games: Super Mario Bros (all of them), Donkey Kong, Space Invaders, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, Pacman, Duck Hunt, Pole Position. And anything with the power glove, or with R.O.B.! He tries to get Eric into gaming, and he likes it too (Jackie and Hyde think it's for babies), but Eric likes those stupid text adventure games and strategy games. He wants something with a story or a real mission, whatever. Just have fun shooting bad guys and eating mushrooms, man!

Music: The stuff Hyde hates, for some reason. Like B 52's "Love Shack." Twisted Sister, Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Poison, Billy Idol. The stuff Hyde doesn't hate as much, like Van Halen, ZZ Top, AC/DC, KISS, David Bowie, and Guns 'N Roses. And fine, maybe he likes listening to New Kids on the Block with Betsy, okay? And Styx's "Mr. Roboto" is actually a badass song (don't tell Eric).

#that 70s show #that 90s show #michael kelso #kelso and brooke #brooke rockwell #my moodboards #betsy kelso #hannah kelso

4 notes · View notes

abookishdreamer · 2 years

Text

Character Intro: Phlegethon (Kingdom of Ichor)

Nicknames- Phlege by his friends

Sir Burns-a-Lot by Hermes

Beau by Styx

Flame-o by Bia

Age- 47 (immortal)

Location- The Underworld

Personality- Phlege is a fiery, explosive (mostly in a good way) guy. He's larger than life, putting 1,000% into everything he does. He's in a relationship.

His namesake river is made entirely out of red hot flames. The river flows down into Tartarus, keeping the wicked alive so they can endure the torments in the Fields of Punishment.

As the Titan god of fire, his abilities include pyrokinesis, calokinesis (generating and manipulating heat), fire healing, fire mimicry, summoning and controlling Phlegethonian rubies & copper, total fire/heat immunity, and hydrokinesis (as it pertains to his river).

Phlege lives in an obsidian stone house, a few miles down from his river. He has a pet phoenix, the other "girl" in his life named Ember. He falls in love every time she "reborns" from the ashes. He’s been thinking about getting another pet- a dragon! He also has his own personal hot tub, filled with lava that he enjoys soaking in after a long day's work.

Aside from running the affairs of his namesake river, Phlege is also an accomplished blacksmith. He mainly mines (and supplies) Olympius with Phlegethonian Rubies and Copper.

He nicknames himself and the rest of the Underworld river gods as the "OG Darkside Crew." Of course his favorite person there is his girlfriend Styx (Titaness of hatred). Phlegethon thinks that Acheron (Titan god of pain) is too serious and also tries to get Cocytus (Titan god of wailing & lamentation) to loosen up a bit more.

In Olympius, he admires the work of the three blacksmithing cyclopes (Brontes, Sterope, and Arges). They all get together, hanging out sometimes when they come to the Underworld to visit. Phlege is also cool with Perses (Titan god of destruction), Draco (god of dragons), Atë (goddess of mischief, ruin, blind folly, delusion, & downfall of heroes), Empusa (goddess of shapeshifting), Ponos (god of hard labor & toil), Menoetius (Titan god of rage, violence, & rash actions), Polemos (god of war cry & battle), and Alastor (god of blood feuds & vengeance). He personally thinks that Styx's ex-husband Pallas (Titan god of warcraft & battle) is the "dumbest asshole he's ever known." The two met very briefly once during a signing of a new Olympian law- approving out of realm tourism in the Underworld.

His go-to drink is a cucumber jalapeño margarita. He also likes bloody marys, black martinis, negronis, scotch on the rocks, & beer.

Phlege has a very particular palette for spicy food. The hotter, the spicier, the better! Most of the things he eats, he douses in sriracha, chile, or chipotle sauce. Some of his favorite foods include hot and sour vinegar chili (with extra peppercorns), fried plantains (covered in chile tamblado sauce), and inferno ghost chile wings- the hottest chicken wings... EVER! He made them once for a Winter Solstice Festival & everyone aside from Nyx (goddess of the night) threw up in fiery agony.

He does want to know Styx's children a lot better. Phlege has only gotten to know Bia (goddess of force & power) and they both get along. He's definitely not interested in groveling or kissing ass since Zelus (god of envy, jealousy, & zeal) told him off.

In his free time, Phlege LOVES lava surfing. He's also a "DJ in training," experimenting with afro-futurism & reggaeton music. He also loves spending time with his girlfriend, feeling like his heart "bursts into flames" every time he's around her! He also enjoys blacksmithing, working on his music, cooking, & sword fighting.

"Screw ice. Things would be better if the universe was engulfed in flames."

#my oc #my oc character #my character #oc character #oc intro #character intro #oc introduction #character introduction #modern greek gods #modern greek mythology #greek myth retellings #greek gods #greek mythology #greek pantheon

2 notes · View notes

roseunspindle · 2 years

Text

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Phase One:

Iron Man - I thought it was fun the first couple times I watched it, but when I went back and realized Tony is pretty much the same guy, the same guy who just blames others and never really takes responsibility for his own actions or inactions and also is very “this is the way I said it has to be, so it has to be this way” I ended up not enjoying it anymore.

The Incredible Hulk - Still enjoy this one, though dear god can we set General Ross on fire? Can he not comprehend that that is an actual person he’s hunting? Also, how many injuries are in fact his fault in this movie?

Iron Man 2 - I liked this one less already then if you go with the above arguments for why I don’t like one anymore yeah, fell down.

Thor - a very good introduction movie to Thor, great acting, (also we got Darcy for the first time!) If only any of the other movies kept this same characterization for all the Asgardians.

Captain America: The First Avenger - My favorite of all the Avengers movies!

Marvels the Avengers - very good, would have been great if Tony didn’t do half or more of Loki’s work for him in splitting the team by being an ass.

Phase Two:

Iron Man 3 - I just couldn’t ever get through it, it was so much... Tony...

Thor: The Dark World - I actually kinda thought this was boring? Our main villain has no real personality and he’s not really allowed to even build a sense of menace. Odin seems to be a different character, Loki leaning so hard into that “oh poor me, I caused all my problems and killed lots of people and now there are consequences for my actions...”

Captain America: The Winter Solider - Really liked the friendship and back and forth between Steve and Natasha, and we get a new friend for Steve and he seems like a calm put together guy. Loved the Winter Soldier scenes and the flash backs. The main issue was Hydra...like, it just didn’t make sense? The best spy agency ever never noticed they were Hydra? It was weird, and downloading all the info onto the web? Not good, how many people were endangered by that?

Guardians of the Galaxy - very fun, (yes I cried over Groot). Rocket being a good guy and saving people as best he could, the locations. A good movie.

Avengers: Age of Ultron - I kinda hate this movie? It had good scenes, like Bruce telling Wanda (after she took his control away) that he could kill her and not change a shade. I genuinely don’t really get Thors subplot? Also Tony making a murderbot, (and emotionally manipulating Bruce) then wondering why no one will trust him when he wants to make another one... Also confused why at the party they were being unimpressed with Rhodey? He was doing a good job and wanted to share a cool story? I actually liked Wanda and Pietro and their backstory, but since it never goes anywhere. (good on steve for pointing out to hill that he did the same thing when he was a young man as they did for his country.) Also where did Bruce/Natasha come from?

Ant-Man - a very fun movie again, that last fight on the toy train? XD Scott is great, and I liked that he and his ex-wife’s hubby managed to find a place of relatability.

Phase Three:

Captain America: Civil War - Steve: this thing takes away our and everyone’s freedoms and I am dealing with the death of one of the first people who ever believed in me, and wanting to rescue and rehabilitate my other friend who was captured and brainwashed for decades. Tony: we need to be controlled, I mean we made a murderbot and new york was damaged - Steve: you made a murderbot, the rest of us just had to help fight it, then you got mad at us for wanting to stop you from making a second potential murderbot, and the government and shield were the ones that caused a lot of the new york fiasco, especially the firing a nuke at the place? (random reveal with very good footage of possibly bucky killing tony’s parents) I have to kill that guy now even though we just showed that this man has framed bucky for shit before! also you trying to defend your oldest friend who you just got back, that hurts my feelings a lot so now I’m mad at you. Totally letting everyone get thrown into supermax, including puttting a shock collar on a human girl. T’challa... I don’t like his actions but I understand them? The Visions and Wanda romance seemed sort of... out of nowhere. like most of the romances. Tony why are you blackmailing that child into a war zone!?

Doctor Strange (only watched it once) - not bad, I mean, strange wins by being annoying, which I approve of. His supposed girlfriend was just, they could have had them just be friends... it was weird?

Guardians of the Galaxy 2: I liked the continued family dynamics, with worrying how they fit together and being pushy to see how much their bonds would stand up to. though Yondu felt forced as his previous actions in the first movie didn’t quite match him in this movie... (at least he was being punished for sending so very many children to their deaths).

Spider-man: Homecoming - Wow, just, the spiderman parts with peter and his friends was great. The parts with tony and happy completely letting this child down and abandoning him, never taking him seriously or even responding to half his calls? Of course he would go to try to stop the villain (once again brought about by Tony) taking peter suit (that he enabled with a murdermode!?) making him go home in those clothes just to humiliate him? My rage levels were rising.

Thor: Ragnarok - a goodish movie, though I really didn’t like Valkyrie (Not a fan of slavers) um, Thor has a new personality again, as does Odin. Mad at Bruce and Hulk (I think if we’d ever gotten another movie to explore Bruce it would be better?) like a funish watch but not really much there.

Black Panther - awesome! T-challa trying to use and move forward with the things he had learned in the last film, Shuri and T’challa’s whole sibling vibe I was adoring. (open toed shoes in my lab?) Nakia is probably the most fleshed out love interest besides Pepper and Peggy. Which is nice, Okoye was so badass, and I love that for her, her duty to her king is absolute, but she did still break it a bit by aiding Shuri, Nakia, and Ramonda but was like, this dude is my king now, if my oaths mean anything, I still have to obey him.

Avengers: Infinity War (tony still being a useless ass) It was good, (Rocket and Bucky’s arm XD) Steve and Thor being bros. But the way it goes, especially killing off Gamora? Thanos just fell a bit flat for me. the vanishings at the end were bad, wondering who would go.

Ant-man and Wasp - Still need to watch

Captain Marvel - Still need to watch

Avengers: Endgame - Still need to watch (i mean, I know tony finally dies)

Spider-Man: Far From Home - haven’t watched but the synopsis reads like Tony still fucking up peoples live from beyond the grave...

Phase Four - can’t really watch most of them as i think you need to see a lot of the tv shows which I can’t do cause nothing gets released on dvd anymore

#marvel cinematic universe

0 notes

wickeddruig · 2 years

Text

false god

pairings: druig x fem!reader

summary: you discovered him at a museum and decided to visit him at his amazon village. he’s annoyed that you worship false gods instead of him

warnings: worship kink, praise kink, religion used for sexual pleasure, oral (male), riding, ass slapping, breeding kink(not really but kinda), nipple sucking/play, unedited

word count: 1.8k

you stood in front of a large statue, you were in an art museum, the statue was of a greek hero, your favorite actually. hades, god of the underworld. this statue in particular was interesting because he was naked and the statue was huge. meaning his cock was huge. you found fascination about what it would be like to have sex with a god.

you were sure if you believed in them but you were definitely intrigued by them. the stories of them, their drama, they were quite messy and that’s what you most found interesting about them. you took out your phone and took pictures of him, every crevice you could with your phone. you liked to draw sometimes so you liked to take pictures for your references.

you walked out of the greek mythology section and into the section of the eternals, greek mythology and eternal mythology were very different yet similar. just like any other mythology there were gods that were the same with different names. the thing you found interesting about the two was that the names were almost similar and they had the same powers for example with greek mythology theres athena, goddess of war and for eternal mythology there was thena, goddess of war.

the thing that made them different was that there were rumors that the eternals were still around whereas no one really knows with greek mythology. a lot of people worshipped the eternals, you didn’t worship anyone in particular, you just thought religion as a whole was interesting. people coming together and people believing in someone just for a little hope, there was nothing wrong with that.

one eternal in particular that you did like was druig. from the article next to his statue it says he’s the reason why the eternals split up. that he didn’t like the wars and he wanted to interfere. he was upset because he couldn’t and that he left that group and relocated to a small town.

another article says that the town was the amazon forest. you weren’t aware of this and begin to impulsively think of going to visit. it would be cool to meet a god, wouldn’t it?

—

you weren’t usually the impulse type but you thought ‘what the hell’ and booked a flight to the amazon. you had traveled before so this would be nothing new. you booked an air b&b type of situation. they weren’t very modern in the amazon but they also weren’t too non modern either.

you could definitely see how a god could be running a community there. you were really interested in getting to know why not many other people visited there to see him but maybe because the eternals still being alive was a rumor and not everyone can afford to go visit somewhere just to speculate rumors. but also it had the location in the art museum?

his eternal power was mind control which in your mind made him the most powerful so he probably put that into good use. as the plane landed you took a look at the community, there were a few people on the plane with you, very few people though. the family of the house you were staying at we’re waiting for you.

considering how anxious you get, you got nervous that they wouldn’t be able to recognize you or you wouldn’t be able to spot them so you asked for pictures and they were kind enough to send pictures to you.

“Hello” the husband greeted you, the wife smiled

“Hello” you greeted back

“Our home is right over here, not too far so we can walk, we were actually getting ready for sunday service, feel free to join us if you’d like” the husband took your bags and began to walk towards his home.

“I would love to” you said politely, of course you would to see how the community spent their days and how they lived their lives, you always wanted to live in a small village where you didn’t have to worry about bills and your only job was to contribute to the village.

you reached the village and they showed you to your room. you bought you unpacked a few things and headed back out so the three of you could walk to service. you had your notebook that you kept all of your research and mythology facts in. you figure whoever was running the service could maybe add more to your knowledge. maybe you could even see them agrees to see what they knew about the eternal god.

you entered the building, there were seats but not a lot of them. not many people were there yet so you told the couple you were staying with that you wanted to sit up front. you wanted to be seated right in front incase you had any questions. you knew service wasn’t a place for questioning but you weren’t familiar with this community so you just wanted to be sure.

more people and more people started to pile in and pretty sure the room had been filled the person who ran the service wasn’t there yet. that was kind of rude, you thought. almost immediately after that thought you heard the door behind you and everyone turned back to see the person enter the building.

you were mesmerized, the guy who entered the building was for sure druig, the eternal god. you couldn’t fucking believe it. he was just here? like that? preaching to people?

you made eye contact as he walked to the front.

“i’m seeing new faces” he said, he had a thick voice and a raspy voice. it almost made you melt “meet me after service”

service went on for quite a bit, he talked about good verses evil and how people should try harder to be good. he talked about how terrible wars were and how they were a danger to the human kind. we couldn’t handle wars like gods could so we should leave it to the gods.

the man was very into philosophy you could see

he kept looking over at you, making direct contact and even holding eye contact for long periods of time. he sometimes would lick his lips and smirk at you. you couldn’t help but feel flustered. something about his turned you on and you almost felt dirty thinking about the things he could do with his lips during his own service.

eventually service was over and you stayed back as you were asked. druig went to the doors and locked them, then he sat behind you, playing with the ends of your hair. you stayed still looking forward, taking in the empty room in front of you

“such beautiful hair” he leaned forward and whispered into your ear “what’s your name”

“y/n” you answered your breath almost getting caught in your throat. you gripped the notebook in your hand which made druig notice it.

“what’s this” he took the notebook out of your hand and flipped through it “you people always worship false gods”

you didn’t know what to say to that so you didn’t say anything. druig sat up and took a seat next to you flipping through your notebook and landed on his page. it wasn’t filled with much but you two sat in silence for a bit.

“would you worship me” druig asked, you looked up at him and nodded your head without a second thought. this man was a god for a reason, how could you not?

“then get on your knees and worship me” he said again, you immediately got on your knees in front of him. he wasn’t mind controlling you but he damn well shouldn’t. you sat in front of him as he palmed his erection “go on”

you looked up at him as he lifted his hips to pull his pants down. you grabbed his godly length in your hands and kissed his tip. you slowly started to take all of him into your mouth before he was completely in your mouth, luckily you didn’t have a gag reflex. you looked up at him and his eyes were closed. you began to bob your head and you took his balls into your hand. massaging them as you worked your head up and down. eventually he opened his eyes and you looked into each other’s eyes as you sucked him off. typically you didn’t go around having sex with random guys or giving random guys head. but this was no random guy, this was a guy.

“i’m going to cum” he groaned out “swallow”

you did as you were told, keeping eye contact with him. he put his hand under your chin, lifting it up to look at him. “you’re so beautiful, y/n”

you were stunned you didn’t even know what to say, a god thinking you’re beautiful? telling you that you are beautiful. people would only dream of this.

“now, get up here and worship this cock” he said brushing his hand over his cock.

you climbed on top of him and he buried himself inside you. you started to grind on him, he grabbed your chin and and pulled your lips to his, kissing you. his hand were roaming your body until they found your ass. he slapped it lightly at first, he slapped it again but harder this time which caused you to moan. you felt like he was testing how rough he could get with you.

“you’re so tight” he groaned when he moved his lips from yours. he still had his hands on your ass but this time he was gripping both cheeks. he complete took over thrusting himself inside you, he was moving so fast that you wrapped your arms around his neck and buried your face in his neck. leaving small kisses on his skin.

“druig” you moaned into his neck “fuck, my god”

“yes, worship me” he said thrusting inside of you faster. you threw your head back and he took that moment to take your nipples into his mouth, using one hand to slap your ass and the other to play with your free nipple “i could worship these”

he said referring to your boobs. you felt yourself getting close to your release. he kept slapping your ass with the hand that was gripping it. you were starting to think he was becoming obsessed with.

druig couldn’t get enough of your ass, it was so plump. it was big but it definitely wasn’t small, it wasn’t like the other girls in the village. not like he had sex with any of them, that felt wrong. but he knew when he saw you that he had to have you.

“can i come?” you begged him

“yes, beautiful” he moaned out, you let out a scream, throwing your head back and curling your toes. he was still thrusting inside of you. until he came inside of you. “with my seeds inside of you, my village should worship you too”

“i can make you a goddess” he whispered into your ear.

#druig #druig x reader #marvel #marvel fanfiction #druig smut #druig angst #druig fic #eternals #eternals fic

777 notes · View notes

hintofelation99 · 3 years

Text

The Justice League Babysits Damian

Green Lantern (GL): Why are we on babysitting duty, doesn’t bats have like a million other kids who could take care of bitey Robin?

Flash: Yeah, but Dick said they refuse to babysit. Something about fire and a stabbing?

GL: This is not gonna go well.

————

Superman, picking Damian up from school: Hey kiddo, you get to hang out with the JL tonight!

Damian: I am aware. Be warned, I have already defeated Red Robin, Red Hood, and Spoiler. My attacks will be swift and without mercy. As soon as we enter the manor the war begins.

Superman: Could we delay the war until you finish your after school snack?

Damian: ...

Superman: We have cookies and apple juice

Damian: Fine. The war begins after snack.

————

Flash, looking down at list: Okay. Pick the kid up from school, check. After school snack, check. Looks like it’s homework time!

Looks up, Damian is gone.

Flash: Uhh... Damian?

...

Flash: Oh god. I thought Clark was joking about the war.

————

Flash: I’m telling you he just disappeared!

Martian Manhunter (MM): Do not worry my friend. We will politely ask that the child reveal himself. If he refuses I will locate him with a telepathic link.

MM: Damian, reveal yourself.

...

MM: Fine, you leave me no choice.

5 minutes later.

Flash: C’mon MM it was just a flamethrower! Don’t leave!!

————

GL: Okay Damian, let’s just get through your homework, sound good?

Damian: Father told me your ring is powered by concentration.

GL, looks suspicious: ...yeah

Damian: Interesting. Would you help me with question 10?

GL: Uh, sure!

5 minutes later.

GL: Diana! The kid stole my ring and won’t give it back!

Wonder Woman (WW): I thought you could call the ring back?

GL: He locked it in a yellow box and locked that in a bigger wooden box.

Flash: Man, your weaknesses suck

————

Superman: When Damian called this a war I didn’t realize that he meant he was going to run us off one by one.

Flash: Yeah we’re already down two. Three if you count Aquaman, who never even showed up.

WW: this is rather concerning. He’s going through our ranks faster than any of the other robins ever did.

Flash: Did you forget Jason? That kid was awful

WW: If you ever insult my child again I will slit your throat

Flash: ...

Superman, whispering to Flash: Don’t insult Jason, he’s her favorite.

Flash: Thanks for the warning Clark.

————

Flash: Finally! We’ve finished your homework, now why don’t you and I go train while Clark makes dinner.

Damian: Tt fine.

30 minutes later

WW: Damian, Barry? Dinners ready

Damian: The Flash left 10 minutes ago. He asked me to tell you that he’s sorry and that he, quote, ‘can not deal with the Demon child any longer’

WW: What?! Why? What did you do to him??

Damian: I locked him in a freezing chamber until he admitted defeat.

WW: ...

Damian: ...

WW: You just lost your dessert privileges.

————

Superman, sitting down for dinner with WW and Damian: Okay Damian, listen. This has been a tough battle for everyone. MM was almost set on fire, GL lost his dignity, Flash was locked in a freezer, and you lost dessert privileges. How about we just call a truce?

Damian: Fine.

Superman: Good

Superman, takes sip of water

Superman: You put kryptonite in my water, didn’t you?

Damian: Yes, yes I did.

————

WW: Damian for the love of Hera please just brush your teeth!

Damian, hanging from a chandelier in the foyer: I have defeated all your allies. You hold no power.

Door bursts open. Aquaman walks in.

Aquaman: Sorry I’m late!!

WW: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FIVE HOURS AGO

Aquaman: I’m sorry! But don’t worry I got this, you can go chill.

WW: Your confidence will be your downfall. But by all means try to tame the demon child.

Aquaman: Hey Damian! You like animals right?

Damian: ...yes

Aquaman: If you get down right now, clean up the mess you made, get ready for bed, and are in bed by nine o’clock I’ll take you to Atlantis and introduce you to any sea creature you want.

Damian: ...The terms of this deal are adequate. I request that you are in my room by approximately 9:05 to read to me.

WW, completely amazed: ...How?

Aquaman: Every Robin has a weakness.

--------------------------

<- Previous |

--------------------------

Other Damian Babysitting Posts

1, 2

829 notes · View notes

demetriandelibinaryboyfriends · 2 years

Text

Season 4, Episode 6: An Extremely Chaotic and Incoherent Review

My favorite episode!!! GET READY FOR HEAD FULL MANY THOUGHTS

The Good:

"Kicks Get Chicks" *is the gayest episode in the entire season* Kicks get DICKS more like

"Sure, we're good for the occasional inspirational moment, but we're not exactly center mat material" HA, love that this fucker is self aware

He knows he's the Comic Relief Guy and he embraces it fully

"He who shall not be named" absolutely LOVE how Demetri just fucking despises Robby now but is trying to be lowkey about it so as not to stir the pot

If he could I'm pretty sure Demetri would pummel this man six ways to Sunday

Once again reminding everyone that Robby paralyzed and nearly killed Demetri's best friend, betrayed his and Demetri's dojo, and then held down and forcefully shaved Demetri's other best friend

Yeah he wants to like...murder Robby at this point honestly

I can't blame him, either--if someone fucked over my bestie, my dojo, AND my crush??? I would indeed be out for blood, yes

The way Demetri looks CRUSHED when Daniel's like "I know you're missing your friends but we have to put the past behind us" :( :( :(

He just wants his boyfriend back god bless

Wow no wonder Tory's fucked up, with an aunt like THAT

GOOD LORD

This season is kinda making me love Tory, I'll admit

I never thought I'd see the day but here we are

SIAHDZUIYVDX JOHNNY TRAINING IN A PLACE WITH BLACK MOLD

Could this man BE any more delightfully unhinged

Johnny Lawrence's dojo marketing will never NOT be hysterical

"Smack-dab between the pipe supply and the burned-down Chuck E. Cheese" SIR

"I'm asexual" WELL at least we exist on television, right???

I guess this is the queer rep we get for Season 4, RIP

YOOOOO IT'S MY GIRL MOON

"I can't do the whole physical aggression thing" Remind me again why she and ELI FREAKING MOSKOWITZ are meant to be compatible at all??? Literally what even would they talk about??? Well REGARDLESS, can't help but admire her staunch determination to be a pacifist in a high school singlehandedly spearheading the local karate wars

"She's the best athlete in school and she's not afraid to get into a fight" Okay don't get me wrong, I'm still seething over Moon and Piper breaking up, BUT I do find it absolutely HYSTERICAL that Moon apparently has a type

Even funnier that Yasmine lowkey fits her type too, which is apparently mean, cocky bitches who don't take shit from anyone

Oh SHIT, Sam catching Amanda talking to Tory??? This boutta get JUICY

OKAY HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

BASEMENT SCENE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

I've got a lot to say here but I'll try to organize my thoughts somewhat

FIRST OF ALL, I am absolutely delighted that my headcanon that these two have been friends since kindergarten and can easily let themselves into each other's houses is correct!!!

Also Demetri's gay ass is obsessed--I have a lot of long-time childhood friends, and I don't have the location of their spare house keys memorized XD

"You should really think about increasing your security given, you know, THE KARATE WAR???" Not Demetri still being the most overprotective goddamn boyfriend I've ever SEEN

He gets pissy at his friends whenever they do (or suggest) something dangerous that could get them hurt, and it's kind of hilarious but also adorable

He cares so much but has like 0 tact in showing it, bless his soul

The overprotective pissiness is turned up to eleven with Eli though, which is pretty gay

I knew so many dudes in high school who were obsessed with and idolized Batman to a weird extent so like

A very confident "YOU'RE BATMAN!!!" from a guy who seems to be one of those Batman-obsessed boys is uh

Basically a love confession

"Oh, I forget, you're not a DC guy" losing my MIND, I can't believe absolute edgelord Eli Moskowitz isn't into the kind of dark, gritty shit DC is constantly putting out XD

Plot twist of the century honestly

"Forget Batman, you're The Hawk!!!" Hey um check and fucking MATE, haters who threw shade at Demetri for being a bad friend because he never fully accepted the "Hawk" persona

He wouldn't use that as a means of trying to build back Eli's confidence if he hadn't learned to embrace "Hawk" at least somewhat????

And like even if he's still not the biggest fan of "Hawk," he thinks talking about that is what'll make Eli happy and help cheer him up and feel better about himself

He just wants Eli to be his best, happiest self ;__;

"I just proved I was an asshole. To Moon, to Miguel...especially you." Gonna point out that he listed what I think are the 3 most important people to him and he emphasized Demetri

THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM AFTER HE SAYS THAT OH GOD THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM

And I could swear his voice cracks a little, like he's legit getting choked up just thinking about all the fuckery he subjected Dem to

This dude still has so much guilt festering in him about what he did to Demetri, fucker loves Demetri so much ;_;

"I forgave you, remember?" Dem of course we remember you giving in to Eli's puppy dog eyes in all of 2 seconds because you're deeply in love with him

OPE my homebody Demetri literally says he doesn't give a fuck how Eli does his hair, he still thinks he's the shit regardless

Sorry "Demetri only accepts Eli and not Hawk" truthers, y'all are wrong again

He loves all versions of Eli Moskowitz, he just doesn't want him to be an asshole actually

Which seems reasonable to me

Tfw when you say "Miyagi-Do needs you" but what you really mean is "I need you"

Gay gay homosexual gay

Okay I read some steaming hot takes about Demetri coming to emotionally blackmail Eli to join Miyagi Do or whatever, but...no??? The dude is clearly just panicking and venting and also has no filter at all when he's stressed

Like everything here just seems like panicked word vomit to me, he doesn't seem nearly controlled enough to come in with some devious plan to trick Eli into joining his dojo :/

The whole ramble when Demetri first comes down into the basement reads like he's having an anxiety attack tbh

Can't really blame him, since he's dealing with the stress of worrying Cobra Kai is gonna wipe the floor with him AND his recently-traumatized best friend going totally fucking AWOL

And Demetri seems like the type who snaps and lashes out when he's worried and/or stressed, and like I said, that could account for the absolute lack of any filter he has here

Hence "WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK??? IT'LL GROW BACK!" Certainly not the most tactful thing to say, but Demetri is way too anxious to think before he blabs, it seems

Ah, so it's the "That's just great, you're choosing Eagle Fang over your best friend" line that everyone's getting hot and bothered about

Honestly I chock this one up to anxiety-induced word vomit, too...like Demetri is kinda just rambling and speaking his mind and his panicky thoughts are going BRRRRRRR so fast that he's definitely not stopping to consider if he's coming across as an ass

And anyways, like...considering Johnny DID help mold Eli into a dude who fully embraced toxic masculinity and bullied the shit out of Demetri, I...don't think it's that unreasonable for him to have reservations about Eli going back to Eagle Fang :/ Like I don't blame him for not wanting Eli to go back to a situation that brought out some of the worst in him

And also like??? Eli fucken dragged Demetri through the ringer and Demetri only just got Eli back in his life a few months ago, of course he would panic if he thought Eli was gonna leave him behind again!

And maybe even lash out and be a bit of a dick, cuz ya know. Homeboy's not perfect

So Eli saying "I'm not going BACK to Miyagi-Do" instead of "I'm not JOINING Miyagi-Do" implies they've discussed Eli joining MD before. I do feel like this needs to be its own scene to clarify, but it's still important to note

So no, he's not tryna guilt trip Eli into joining MD out of nowhere, he's following up on something he and Eli seem to have previously talked about

The "OH SHIT" look on Demetri's face when Eli says he quits KILLS me. Like that's his wakeup call that oh fuck, this is THAT serious and he looks absolutely horrified that Eli has hit rock bottom so hard he's resorted to quitting that has essentially become his favorite thing in the world ;___;

"Yes I will be awake" "NO SENSEI BE WOKE" Johnny Lawrence you are literally always going to make me just lose it

"What about nonbinary and genderfluid?" "Yes fluids are CRUCIAL, if you don't hydrate, it affects performance" He a little confused, but he got the spirit!!!

Also headcanon that Moon is genderfluid but isn't publicly out yet--Piper was one of the only people Moon came out to

Hence why Piper is so quick to make sure Johnny is including genderfluid people! You dun best believe she’ll still defend her ex-girlfriend’s honor

My main reasoning here is that Moon is the most transgender name I have ever heard in my entire life

Highkey love seeing Miguel and Johnny's relationship at its best again. I missed them so much!!!

Honestly good on Sam for standing up for herself!!! She's highkey right that her parents haven't really been listening to her or trying to properly address her trauma

Like for FUCK'S sake, the girl has PTSD!!! Put her in therapy!!!

Oh HELL yes, Amanda backstory!!! Let's fuckin GOOOO!!!

Oh shit, she got arrested??? PLOT TWIST OF THE CENTURY

I mean given that she married someone as chaotic and hotheaded as Daniel this shouldn't actually come as a surprise but STILL

Oh damn, I was wrong!!! I thought Amanda took pity on Tory because she saw some of young Daniel in her, but she actually sees a lot of her younger self in her ;___; Okay okay okay okay I need a minute

Lowkey they're right that "bad kids" just get told the same thing over and over and it's never gonna help course-correct

"She's not the only one who needs a wake-up call" *cuts to Eli in a depressive funk fully believing he can never do karate again* CIMENA

"You put me in a situation where I had to join the dojo" this is probably the kindest possible way to put it, considering said "situation" was "threatening me and then attempting to beat me up over a Yelp review" XD

Ah, so I see Demetri has regained some semblance of tact! Guess the worst of the anxiety attack finally passed, now that he's had the chance to take in that Eli is in fact safe (if having quite the Sadboi Hours) and not kidnapped and beat up by Kyler and co.

Uhhhhh not Demetri telling Eli that him getting Dem into Eli's special interest was the best thing that ever happened to him

Like you telling anyone that them getting you into something they liked is the best thing that ever happened to you is just so Extra and over-the-top that it's extremely difficult not to read as romantic because like

I've had a lot of friends get me into stuff over the years, and I never looked them dead in the eye like "YOU INTRODUCING ME TO THIS THING WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME"

Anyways tl;dr Demetri is in love

Duh

ALSO Eli's wide-eyed, pleasantly surprised look when Dem says karate is the best thing that ever happened to him, MY HEART

Oh god oh why oh no Eli looks SO FUCKING SAD when Demetri starts talking about Yasmine

Thanks I hate it

I know that look, that's the EXACT expression I make when my crush starts talking about their crush

*Bart Simpson voice* "You can pinpoint the exact moment his heart rips in half!"

"It's not gonna be as exciting if you're not there" I stg this fucker Demetri just sees the world through this sad, destitute, mopey lens when Eli isn't around and then Eli shows up and suddenly everyone upped the color saturation by like 500% and everything is all vibrant and fantastic

Again, this dude is in love

Also the way he looks at Eli when he says it, MY GOD

YOOO THERE WE FUCKIN GO THERE'S THAT SHOULDER SQUEEZE

"Scuse me" *Eli proceeds to have 0 issues with Demetri getting all up in his personal space and practically cuddling with him* Yeah, these dudes are GAY

Like Demetri is LEANING on this man like a giant cat and Eli is just like "I have no problem with this"

"I say a lot of things" God you sure do

THERE'S THE SQUEEZE THERE'S THE SQUEEZE THERE'S THE PRECIOUS SHOULDER SQUEEZE

I'm going feral actually

You tellin me this dumb video has 15k views??? I'm betting this is a viral meme in certain niche circles

And there's definitely some YouTube community who ships them

THESE IDIOTS CAN'T SING

Also are you telling me Demetri made his codename "zer0" and Eli's codename "the 1" and he's NOT in love with Eli???? Uh HUH

Like it's the perfect manifestation of Demetri's cripplingly low self-esteem (wouldn't be surprised if the dude really did consider himself a "zero" of sorts) and him fully indeed believing Eli is in fact The One (romantic)

And he's right!

Also can we appreciate just how INTO IT Eli is getting in the video??? Like this dude has literally always had a hammy, overdramatic side, it's just that prior to them meeting Miguel, Demetri was the only person who could bring it out ;__;

Absolutely HYSTERICAL that Eli is still so deeply and personally offended at the mere idea of being a "loser" XD

The utter HORROR on his face when he says it, I can't with him

"Because this is who you are" "A loser?" "My BEST FRIEND" *sobs*

Also I'm very certain that Demetri could potentially have made other friends and wasn't actually "stuck" with Eli before Miguel showed up, but he just straight up never wanted anyone but Eli as his best friend

"I know you think that mohawk defined who you are, but it didn't. Not to me. Eli, Hawk, hell, call yourself Cornelius for all I care. None of that changes the fact that you're my Binary Brother." ONCE AGAIN CHECK-MATING YOU FUCKERS WHO THOUGHT DEMETRI NEVER ACCEPTED THE HAWK PERSONA AND ONLY WANTS TIMID SADBOI ELI

He LITERALLY just said "I don't give a shit what you go by or how you wear your hair, nothing can ever change what you mean to me"

ALSO "Eli, Hawk, hell, call yourself Cornelius for all I care." basically confirms that Demetri would be down to call Eli Hawk if that's what he really wanted!!! And the hopeful look Eli gives Dem when he says "Hawk"!!!! Like I think this is the first time Eli truly realizes that Demetri fully accepts him no matter what he goes by and how he chooses to present himself and he's so euphoric about it and I think that's beautiful

Also they deadass did the "I'll take care of you." "It's rotten work." "Not to me. Not if it's you." convo with Demetri and Eli I am SCREAMING

Also ALSO my headcanon is that Demetri actually started calling Eli Cornelius as a joke and then it turned into a legitimate pet name when they started dating

"Whether you're number one...or zero" My homeboy Demetri really just said "I will take you at your best AND your worst" in Nerd

The way he looks at Eli during this entire exchange kills me, this man is so in love I'm getting secondhand pining just from looking at his big sad eyes

Actually kind of loved the Daniel-Robby interaction here because like. Daniel isn't trying to make excuses for Robby here or be like "it's okay, I know you still have a good heart!!!" Like he's done trying to be a "savior" guy and he's basically saying "do what you want, it's your life" but at the same time, he still cares enough to give Robby a warning

"I heard what you did to Eli" (threatening)

Hell yeah, Scary Daniel has entered the chat! EXCEPT

"I'm not here to judge you." Okay, well I am. Get over here Robby, I'm going to beat your ass

OH HELL FUCKING YES, AISHA ROBINSON MY LOVE

I know she's only going to be here for like 2 minutes but her presence fills me with an overpowering calmness and serenity that somehow convinces me that everything will be all right

"I broke a kid's nose" Legit forgot what an incredibly badass queen this woman is. I stan

Okay I've seen some people complaining that the writers seemed to forget that Tory and Aisha were friends too BUT I raise you that after Tory tried to basically murder Sam in the school fight I feel like it's not that whack to think Aisha would side with Sam

Like Tory went after Aisha's childhood best friend with lethal-seeming intent TWICE, it's not all that unreasonable to assume Aisha would cut ties with Tory after that

"But Tory was a better friend to Aisha!!!" Okay but Aisha and Tory were friends for like...a couple months at most, and Sam and Aisha had been friends for years and just happened to be going through a rough patch when Cobra Kai came to town. I feel like a few months of on-and-off falling out aren't really enough to cancel out a lifelong friendship, or make you suddenly not be concerned about your estranged friend's actual safety. Or side with the girl relentlessly attacking said estranged friend.

Like this coming from someone who does indeed enjoy Tory x Aisha, yes, but I do think it's important to keep things in perspective yn

"These are the same overprotective LaRussos who made me wear a helmet on your trampoline" OKAY THEY WOULD

"She's my bestie. My new school bestie, you'll always be the OG" SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING

GOOD GOD I'VE MISSED THEIR FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH

We were ROBBED I tell you ;___;

Okay I fuckin love that Aisha went "I'm gonna take all this karate bullshit I learned and use it for the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP"

And she's right!

When will Aisha return from the war??? I need her

Pretty sure she has one of the only brain cells in the valley and they desperately need it right now

I want Sam and Aisha to keep in touch and bond over their appreciation for Johnny's chaotic yet proactive life advice

PLEASE I need it

Also this fucker Johnny Lawrence really wanted to crossdress Mitch and thought no one would be fooled

As of last scene I NEED to see Sam and Aisha's reaction to this

All of Miyagi-Do chanting "MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT" is so funny because we know damn well none of these guys are the ones who truly want Demetri's meat

If you catch my drift

"DAMN IT" I’ll bet Demetri's more anxious and high-strung than usual because he feels bad about having to leave Eli to wallow in his sorrows in his basement and go to karate practice ;__;

OH so Eli decides to join Miyagi-Do to be with Demetri, despite literally all his other close friends being in Eagle Fang??? Fellas, is it gay to join your Totally Platonic Bro's dojo full of people who are still kind of mad at you because you want to help your Totally Platonic Bro out in the AVT that bad????

Not Demetri looking at him with huge doe eyes in the background ;___;

"Is it Eli or Hawk?" "Doesn't matter, I'm just here to do what I can to help out the team" Nice to get an official confirmation that basically throughout S4 Eli has never fucking minded when Demetri called him Eli instead of Hawk

Legit have seen people upset he's cool with going by Eli again, and like??? I'm pretty sure him not feeling like he has to have a cool nickname to kick ass at karate is a good thing actually???

Like ffs let him embrace softboi Eli!!! Let him be gentle and vulnerable and true to himself, even the parts that aren't all hardcore and macho!!! He can cry at sad movies with his boyfriend Demetri and still pound your whiney toxic masculinity-obsessed ass into the ground, actually!

I SWEAR I heard Demetri's voice crack at "it's good to have you back, man"

Do I see tears in his eyes??? Is he HAPPY CRYING???

Demetri stop being so in love and so painfully unaware of it, it's making me embarrassed for you

HOLY SHIT SAM TELLING TORY OFF WAS LOWKEY TERRIFYING

But in the BEST possible way

Still feel bad for Tory, but like...SAM. QUEEN. Taking 0 shit from Tory and I am HERE FOR IT

"I'm coming for you, bitch" *evil smirk* YOU ABSOLUTE SAVAGE

Aisha was like "respond to your problems with love!" and Sam actively chose violence instead, kind of love that for her

The Bad:

Damn, these fuckers really dedicated 3 whole minutes of screentime to an AVT board meeting instead of. You know. Hawk's trauma. Or why the fuck Moon and Piper broke up. Or what Yasmine actually does with her time aside from being thirsty for Demetri. Or Daniel tryna deal with some recent manifestation of his Terry Silver trauma. Or Demetri hunting down and beating the shit out of/attempting to beat the shit out of Kyler and Gang. Or Carmen getting to do something independent of her son-and-boyfriend-related storylines. Or literally anything else

Can you tell I'm a little pressed

Also I stg they're just using the separate gender division thing as an excuse to milk even more drama out of the AVT

Like the stakes are already high enough, y'all don't need to kick them up even HIGHER and complicate the plot even more, like

We already have like 7 arcs going so let's introduce a new conflict/arc instead of working on resolving the ones we already have going

Also it's like

"What hamfisted excuse can we use to introduce more badass female characters for Woke Points so we don't have to give the ones we already have any depth whatsoever?" (Yes I'm talking about Moon and Yasmine)

Literally would not even be hard to flesh them out A TINY BIT but the show just said "no thank you, they don't properly exist as people outside of their relationship to these two gay nerd boys"

Also they’re depriving me of a Demetri-Tory fight and this is an unforgivable crime

Demetri was literally so ready to throw hands with her when she threatened Eli last season, and now we shall never perceive it

Disgusting

I just want overprotective boyfriend Demetri to fight everyone who threatens his mans

ALSO Sam deserves to beat the shit out of Kyler. As A Treat

Yeah I sure do remember that shit he pulled in S1

You try to feel up my girl and slut-shame her??? She deserves to beat yo ass like never before

And anyways we’ve seen multiple times that Sam and Tory can and do hold their own in fights against boys

So what gives, Cobra Kai???

I definitely feel Robby hatred emanating from Demetri but I would like to feel even more

This man has grievously wronged Demetri thrice now, as discussed above, and I think it would be fun if Demetri got on a warpath to absolutely destroying Robby Keene

Is it OOC, considering that Demetri is often rather violence-averse? Perhaps, but consider: I want him to find his inner darkness and become very scary

Speaking of which, why is Sam the only one who is super pissed and vindictive??? As if Demetri WOULDN'T be

Listen, being fight-averse doesn't extend to when your best friend who you're in love with gets pinned down and shaved

Ah, so the LGBT rep this season is acknowledging that asexuals, nonbinary people, and genderfluid people...exist???

Wow, such great rep, I'm shaking and clapping and cheering

Very convenient for the writers that their rep didn't include actually writing any LGBT characters

Also we still haven't gotten any fucking reason or explanation as to why Moon and Piper broke up

Like if they're gonna split up the only LGBT couple in the show, the very fucking LEAST they could do is tell us why :/

Was Piper becoming too much of a jerk for Moon to be okay with??? Did they clash because of Moon's staunch pacifism and refusal to get in a physical brawl ever??? Who the hell knows??? Definitely not us

Probably not the showrunners either

They just needed to set up the stupid Hawk x Moon plot that they're dragging out of the grave like a horrible gross heteronormative zombie

Okay as much as I love the basement scene I 1000% feel like there was a scene missing between the hair-shaving reveal and the basement scene

Like are you really telling me that Demetri didn't check in on Eli once until after he'd already been AWOL for a cool minute??? I simply do not buy it

And like it doesn't even have to be an Eli-Demetri scene, it could be something as simple as Demetri talking to Chris and being like "hey have you seen Eli? He hasn't been at school and he's not answering his phone. And he hasn't been to a single practice since...well, you know." And Chris is kinda confused like "No, I haven't see him at school, but wouldn't he be going to Eagle Fang practice???"

Cue Demetri explaining that he and Eli had previously discussed Eli potentially joining Miyagi-Do if the dojos split, so Demetri expecting Eli to join Miyagi-Do doesn't lowkey come out of nowhere

THEN Demetri asks Miguel if Eli's been at Eagle Fang practice, and Miguel is like "No, actually...I'm starting to get really worried tbh" and reveals Eli hasn't been answering Miguel's texts and calls either

And THEN Demetri busts into Eli's basement like "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN"

They seriously could have replaced that AVT board meeting scene with this bit and it would have made everything 4000x better

ALSO like. Why is Miguel not concerned at all about Eli regularly bailing on practice??? They're buddies--I'd expect ONE line of worried dialogue being like "Where's Hawk at?" at the very LEAST

Anyways like I mentioned before I feel like there needs to be some kind of explicit confirmation that Eli and Demetri previously talked about Eli joining Miyagi-Do if/when the dojos split, because otherwise Demetri being fully under the impression Eli's going to come back to MD instead of EF seems a little out of left field

Okay, wow. WOW. They seriously could not let Demetri and Eli have ONE scene

ONE GODDAMN SCENE

Without having Demetri bring up Yasmine to very insistently remind us that he's straight -___-

How even is Yasmine "the girl of your dreams" dude, her only personality traits are "hot" and "makes a sassy comment once every 7 years"

"None of that changes the fact that you're my binary brother" Damn they're seriously trying so damn hard to convince us these dudes have a "brotherly" relationship and simply will not accept it's never, ever going to work

Also did they seriously No Homo Demetri and Eli twice in one scene

Of course they fucking did

They know damn well there's gay tension but still deny it at every turn to appease the creepy homophobic conservative fanbase

For shame, homophobes! You've messed up a perfectly good queer-coded karate show is what you've done!

Look at it, it's got heteronormativity!!!

Regardless I can't help but get some amusement out of the fact that the writers are constantly trying so desperately hard to convince us Eli and Dem aren't gay because their interactions are just that inherently fruity

Y'all fighting a losing battle, we all know damn well they're gay

Hey Daniel I know Robby is your ex karate son but you absolutely should judge him for the shit he pulled with Hawk actually

Forceably shaving someone's head in an attempt to destroy their self-esteem is not very punk-rock at all

Also they really be treating Daniel's Terry Silver trauma like Trauma Lite

Like they're barely doing anything with it at all :/

If it's meant to be the reason he's being kind of a self-righteous jerk this season, then like??? They could talk about that??? They could explore it more and what the long-term effects Silver had were???

But nah, just one uncomfortable convenience store confrontation and that's all we need I guess

They GAVE me my Aisha Robinson??? Only to take her away again??? This is unspeakable cruelty and I am going to scream

Okay so like. Devon seems cool, don't get me wrong. But also can this show fucking CHILL with introducing new characters???

Like we are on SEASON FUCKING FOUR we have PLENTY of characters and arcs to work with already!!!

Also Cobra Kai Writers Stop Introducing New Female Characters Because You Don't Know How To Write Your Existing Ones Challenge

WHAT is this weak-ass bro-hug shit, I know my boy Demetri and he would absolutely CRUSH Eli in a hug, sorry

Maybe he doesn't wanna be TOO gay in front of all his MD friends but boy it is FAR too late for that

Damn the gayest episode is behind me now, idk what to do with myself :O

Guess I’ll have to create some Elimetri and YasMoon content

85 notes · View notes

thedevilsruby · 2 years

Text

Fireworks (SniperxScout oneshot)

It's been a year since the war ended.

It's been a year since everyone went their separate ways.

It's been a year since they broke up.

It's been a year since Scout heard Sniper's voice. Scout wonders if he's angry or miserable about it. Then again why should he care at all?

He's been making it ok as a fast talking insurance salesman. He has his own apartment, a car, the works.

He still wonders about how the assassin is doing since he went back to Australia.

You're probably wondering what caused them to break up. Well, guess that makes two. Because Scout can't remember a god damn thing about the fight they had.

All he knows is there was anger and screaming, things being thrown. Then Sniper telling him to get the hell out of the van.

Scout remembers rain. But that can't be since it was a sunny day. Maybe the rain came from his eyes.

Who the hell knows.

The Bostanian lays on his bed, looking up at the ceiling which is covered in glow in the dark stars and moons.

He wonders if Sniper still goes stargazing.

Sniper shoots the paper target. A perfect bullseye.

He turns, expecting to hear a certain voice cheering for him as it always did.

His chest feels empty when no one is there.

There is only silence.

He sighs. He couldn't have missed the little bugger. Not after what he said.

But...what did he say again?

What happened again?

Was it really that much of a blur?

Sometimes Sniper wondered if he was really in the wrong that day. He should have at least tried to talk it out with Scout before starting to throw shit at him and telling him to get out.

He remembers his bed being colder than ever after Scout leaves.

It aches.

He takes another shot without even thinking, just to fill the silence with something. The noise briefly echoes before disappearing into nothingness.

He eventually decides enough is enough, puts the gun away and walks out to do who knows what.

Both are miles and miles away from each other, destined to never see one another again.

Their thoughts of each other could either heat or cool the room, no in between.

And right now, they're freezing.

Not with hostility but with...loneliness? Sadness? What was this?

Sniper looks at the picture of them together in a small picture frame, admiring Scout's smile. "I said I'd never miss you but I guess you'll never know."

Scout looks at his glowing stickers, chest aching. "The bridges I have burned never lead back home."

Scout is Sniper's favorite "what if".

Sniper is Scout's best "I'll never know".

Scout sits at his table, mindlessly flipping the channels and eating his cereal. It was his day off so might as well veg out.

He wasn't expecting a knock at the door.

Raising an eyebrow and setting his half eaten breakfast down, he gets up and answers. What he sees nearly stops his heart.

It's Sniper, soaked from the rain outside. Rivulets of water ran down his leather coat as he stood there in front of Scout, clearly nervous.

"S...Sni, how did you...?" Scout asked, not sure what to say to his ex after one year.

"Yer dad told me where ya were." Sniper admits, rubbing the back of his head and looking at a spot on the wall. Scout rolls his eyes, of course Spy blabs his locations to the one person he never thought he would see again.

"Why are you here?" Scout asks, looking away.

"I...I'm sorry." Sniper finally admits. Scout looks back at him, surprised. "I didn't mean any of it."

Scout tries to open his mouth but can't find the words. "Y...yeah, me too." Scout mutters. "I'm still young and ya know...thinking I'm right all the time..."

"You and I were fireworks that went off too soon." Sniper mutters. "Look...I know I shouldn't have made the trip just to apologize but it was gonna haunt me forever if I didn't. I know you're still mad, so-"

Sniper is cut off as Scout grabs the collar of his coat and crashed his lips against Sniper's.

Scout break off the kiss and hugs him, wet clothes be damned. "I missed you too."

Sniper hugs Scout back, glad the shorter man couldn't see his tears.

Special thanks to @whatsupwithjinx for helping me with a bit of this! You're the best!

Based off of Fourth of July because it gave me huge Sniper x Scout breakup vibes lmao

#team fortress two #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #scout x sniper #sniper x scout #speeding bullet #break up #get back together #fall out boy

44 notes · View notes

rosesdrabbleblog · 3 years

Text

A Warm Welcome

Pairing: Vilbur x fem!reader

Warnings: smut, 18+ content, Hamilton references, swearing.

Note: First story for the blog! Based off of an idea I had that I sent to @sallysimp a bit ago.

You had been in your room when Tubbo came by, letter in hand. You perked up seeing him, “hello Tubbo, is this for me?” The young boy nodded, a serious expression on his face. Without a word, he handed you the letter before running off.

It seemed like ages ago since everything had changed. You had gone from living in a nation called L’Manburg alongside some of your dearest friends, to living quietly and alone in the nation now called Manburg. Sure, you had Niki there for you from time to time, but it didn’t make you feel any less alone.

You missed him.

Wilbur Soot was L’Manburg’s president, and one of your dearest friends. You remember the day you fought by his side during the war against Dream, you remember hearing the strings of a guitar late at night, what his lips against your forehead felt like...it all seemed to just be a distant memory now. You remember watching in despair as he and Tommy were exiled after the election, trying to free yourself from Schlatts goons.

With a small sigh, you opened the letter, reading its contents with awe.

To my dearest,

I hope this letter finds you in good health. I know we haven’t spoken in a while, but I am in a better position to talk now. Me and Tommy have started a new nation called Pogtopia. This letter contains the coordinates to the location. Please come soon.

-Wilbur Soot

You hadn’t even noticed your eyes watering until a teardrop fell onto the letter. He was alive...Wilbur was okay. And Tommy too...they were both safe. You hugged the letter to yourself, reveling in the moment for just a bit...

“Hey! You were supposed to be downstairs five minutes ago!”

You jumped at the sound of Quackity’s voice. Damn, you had forgotten that Schlatt required everyone to be at tonight’s meeting. “Give me a second,” you muttered before grabbing your jacket, stuffing the letter under a pile of clothes, hidden from sight. You opened your door, smacking the man in the face. “Hey! What the hell, man?!” he cried out, rubbing his face. You walked past him without a word, eager to get this meeting over with.

“Well, look who decided to grace us with her presence?” Schlatt commented as you walked over to one of the seats in front of the podium. You frowned at him, but kept quiet despite the insults you wanted to hurl at him. You sat down next to Tubbo, who was fixing his tie, eyes focused on the podium as Schlatt started speaking again. You tuned out for the most part, thinking about the letter in your pocket, until you heard him speak to you.

“Hey doll, do you mind grabbing some wood for Tubbo? Great,” Schlatt commented before moving onto the next person.

You glanced at Tubbo and whispered, “wood?” The teen smiled, “for my builds I’m doing for the festival. It would help me out a lot!” You nodded, pretending as if you knew exactly what had been going on the entire time. The idea of visiting Pogtopia while getting wood sparked in your brain, and you couldn’t help but feel excited at the prospect of seeing Wilbur again. Wilbur...

Your thoughts were interrupted by the meeting ending as everyone got up to start on the tasks assigned to them. You followed Tubbo for a moment before asking, “do you want me to start getting wood now? I can go grab and axe and start.” The teen yawned, “you don’t have to do that, it’s late. I wanna go to bed.” You smiled and ruffled his brown hair, “I insist. I want to help you as much as I can.” And you honestly meant that. After everything you two had been through, you looked after Tubbo like he was your son in a way. If anything were to happen to him, you didn’t know what you would do. He nodded sleepily, “okay, but don’t wake me until morning.” You patted his back as he went off to bed, and you went back to your shelter, grabbing an axe and a few other supplies. While walking out, you ran into Schlatt, who was smoking a cigarette.

“You know, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were sneaking off somewhere.”

You stiffened, “of course not, I’m going to start getting wood for Tubbo.” You held out your axe for proof.

Schlatts dark eyes bore into yours, “well then, don’t stay out too long. Wouldn’t want something to sneak up on you in the dark.” He gave his signature grin before walking off, continuing to smoke his cigarette as if the exchange never happened. You shook off the uncertainty before heading off, letter in hand as you tried to look for Pogtopia.

You had searched for maybe an hour or so before hearing a rustle in the bushes. You whipped around, axe in hand as you scanned through the trees. You were about to walk off before a voice rang out, “is that YOU y/n?!”

You turned and were face to face with Tommy, who you hadn’t seen in so long. His clothes were a bit torn and dirty, and he was no longer wearing his L’Manburg outfit, but one he had probably gotten from Wilbur in their exile. You dropped your axe and ran forward to hug him, and smiled as he hugged you back. “Of course it’s me, I came as soon as I heard,” you said softly. Tommy pulled away with a wide grin, “Wilbur is gonna be so happy to see you again! He never stops talking about you, madman. Imagine being obsessed with a woman, couldn’t be me.” You laughed at that, picking up your axe and putting it back into your satchel. Tommy pointed at a a section in the forest, “Pogtopia is behind those dirt blocks. I’ll show you!” And with that, Tommy scampered off to show you. As he removed the blocks, the dim forest was bright with light coming from the hole, and you followed Tommy inside. Tommy blocked the hole back up before brushing off his hands on his pants. “Well, welcome to Pogtopia! You’re the first woman to come here. And I doubt the last.”

You followed Tommy as he explained what had happened to him and Wilbur. You listened seriously, nodding and expressing your sympathy for the two. You both eventually came across Wilbur, who sat plucking at a guitar near a campfire. “Hey Wilbur! I found your favorite woman!” Tommy grinned at him. Wilbur looked up, his brown eyes tired and glassy, but they widened when he saw you. “You...you came,” he said, a bit shocked. You sat next to him, smiling gently, “of course I did. I promised I would always be there for my president.” His serious expression was replaced by a small cheeky grin at that, “it’s so good to see you again, love.” Tommy made a gagging noise before going into his room, disgusted with you two. You and Wilbur both chuckled at that before Wilbur began explaining what happened, and what Tommy had left out. “We’ve been down here for weeks, probably months even. It’s hard to keep track of time nowadays.” He glanced at your formal outfit, “and I’ve never seen you look so formal. When did that start?” You sighed softly, “since Schlatt took over.” Wilbur eyes narrowed a bit, “I hope you’ve been okay throughout all this. If he did anything to hurt you...” You patted his arm gently, “I’m fine dear, I’ve just...missed you so much.” Wilbur leaned forward a bit, nodding and softly saying, “I’ve missed you as well....so much.” And with that, he leaned forward and kissed you.

Ever since that night, you began sneaking away to Pogtopia and returning to Manburg with stacks of logs for Tubbo. The teen was delighted as how much you brought back, but didn’t have much time to chat anymore. He was in charge of putting together everything for the festival, after all. It seemed like maybe things weren’t so bad anymore. Tubbo was happy, you could see Wilbur and Tommy again...maybe things would be okay for now.

That is, until it became apparent how much Wilbur had changed. You almost hadn’t noticed the change. Sure, maybe something was different about his eyes and appearance, but that wasn’t anything bad. The part of your brain that loved the Wilbur before refused to see anything suspicious about him.

One night when you had snuck away to Pogtopia, you came back to the place quiet and empty. Tommy wasn’t bickering with Wilbur for once, in fact, the teen wasn’t even there. You found a note scrawled on a piece of paper.

Gone off to spy on Manburg. Will return soon.

- Tommy

You were a bit unerved by the silence, looking around the unsually dark Pogtopia. You let out a yelp as something grabbed you, pushing you against the wall roughly. In the dark, you could see it was Wilbur who grabbed you.

Without warning, he kissed you roughly, hands grabbing at you like he was starved for you. You were confused as to what was going on, but kissed him back after a moment. Your hands wandered to his curls, pulling them gently. The man let out a soft moan at that. “God, I need you now love. Needed you for so long...” he said as he took off your jacket. He stared at you for a moment before you realized and said “yes...please.” He practically tore off your buttoned shirt, hands and fingers quicker than you had ever seen. Wilbur kissed you again as he let his coat drop to the floor, now moving to take off his own shirt. He pressed into you, and you could feel him harden as he softly thrusted against you. You let out a gasp as his leg went between your thighs, pining you into the wall even more. You responded by thrusting against his leg, which made him nearly go insane as you let out soft gasps. Wilbur began unfastening your pants, depserate to touch you. You stepped out of them and threw them off to the side, letting out a moan as his fingers began to tease you through your panties. “Look at you, already soaked. You needed this, didn’t you? I know I did,” Wilbur said, his eyes dark and focused. He pushed past your panties and teased you again before slipping a finger inside you. You let out a moan and attempted to thrust against it, gaining a grin from Wilbur. He pulled it out before thrusting it in again, soon pushing another in impatiently. He fingered you deep and hard, drinking in your moans. Wilbur leaned down and nipped at your neck, leaving dark bruises that would be tricky to hide. You heard him mutter minemineminemine as he sped up his fingers even more. “Wilbur- I’m gonna...” “You gonna cum? Then do it. Cum for me, love.” And with that command, you came with a loud whimper, driving the man insane. He pulled his fingers out and licked at them while his other hand began to unfasten his own pants. “I can’t take it anymore. I need you now. God, I needed you so long ago. Should have taken you so long ago. Should have made you mine so long ago,” he said darkly, his pants falling to the floor. His boxers followed soon after. He began to stroke himself with one hand while the other turned you towards the wall. You could feel him at your entrance one moment, and he pushed inside you the next. You let out a loud moan as you adjusted to him inside you.

Wilbur, meanwhile, was battling his own dark thoughts as he began to thrust into you slowly. One part of him wanted to be gentle and sweet with you, wanted to take the moment slowly and lovingly. The other part wanted him to take you fast and tough, make you cry and whimper for him. To make you fully submit to him.

That side won.

Wilbur began pounding into you mercilessly, gripping your throat with one hand while the other gripped your hip. “That’s it, take my fucking cock. Such a good little slut,” he growled into your ear, letting out a moan with every few thrusts. You never felt so aroused before, finding this dark side of Wilbur alluring. All you could do was whimper and whine his name as you pushed back against his thrusts. After a bit, the hand that gripped your hip moved down to stroke you as he went even faster. “Wilbur...Wilbur! Fuck, I need to cum!” you moaned out, feeling your orgasm approaching at an alarming rate. “Yeah? You need to cum on my cock? Then do it. Fucking cum,” he growled as his thrusts went deeper into you. With another whine, you pulsed around him, panting as you came down from your high. He thrusted into you a couple more times, groaning, “you’re gonna take my fucking cum like the good little slut you are.” And with a growly moan, he came inside of you. You nearly collapsed back into him as he held you to him, both of you panting. After a moment, he helped you sit down and brought your clothes to you, his hair disheveled and his forehead gleaming with sweat. The two of you got dressed silently, before he grabbed your face lovingly, leaning in to whisper, “god, I love you.” He kissed you again, gently and sweetly. This is the Wilbur you remembered.

“Why are you wearing a turtleneck out in the sun?” Tubbo questioned you as you brought back the stacks of logs he needed. You stiffened before quickly saying, “I...I have a scratch on my neck. From the trees, when I was chopping them down. Kind of ugly, but it’ll be fine!” He nodded, accepting your answer without a question. In reality, your neck was bruising from the amount of hickies Wilbur left behind after last nights events. You hoped others would accept this answer as well.

And you knew you had to go back to Pogtopia soon.

#villain wilbur #wilbur soot x reader #c!wilbur

686 notes · View notes

ryoceann · 3 years

Note

J2 are cute together and their chemistry is off the charts. However, I would never tinhat if it wasn't for the inconsistencies in their stories. IF they were just two best bros, there would be no need for the PR cover ups, therefore, there would be no slip ups. They could've just behaved like friends do. Wild idea, right? Maybe fans would still speculate but sooner or later they'd get used to J2 being affectionate buddies. Why try so hard if they're not together? What's there to hide?

EXACTLY ANON EXACTLY! There’s no denying that J2 have loads of chemistry. Supernatural ran so long because of it, the first episode-pilot when it was filmed, they immediately clicked, and everyone who has met them/watched them have said they have tons and tons of chemistry, like genuine actual chemistry and- The OmegaVerse was formed BECAUSE of J2′s chemistry!!! There’s no denying that part

Second the inconsistencies and slip ups and things that have happened. Lord if i started a list it would never end- but i’ll mention some of the most basic ones:

The Italy Date slip up <3, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM-3ZKiItF4

Jared forgetting the specifics of his dating timeline, he mentioned in his Live With Kelly interview that he was single when he started Supernatural when he was actually dating Sandy then and had been for a while, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jwMN3nvZmE starts at around 4:25

the classic 2011 LA Con moment where Jensen blatantly insinuated he was sleeping with Jared, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKV1VkODR_w starts at 0:50 ish

the war that Danneel got into with gossip column writer Ted Casablanca when he said that Danneel and Jensen’s marriage might be fake, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIfAOftcwk her interview with him and:

Gossip columnist Ted Casablanca once pretty much accused Danneel of her relationship with Jensen being fake. Previously to that spat, he had also written an article in response to double engagement rumors saying that “Jensen and Jared would sooner marry each other than who they’re currently rumored to be getting hitched to. If I’m wrong I’ll get Taryn Ryder a date with Ryan Gosling.” Years ago, Danneel got into a Twitter war with a Gossip Columnist named Ted Casablanca who used to work for E! when he publicly suggested that her relationship with Jensen was fake and basically that Jensen’s gay. The two of them argued back and forth and after the argument she disappeared from Twitter for a long while. Clearly embarrassed that she had just shown a huge light on a topic she and Jensen didn’t want discussed so publicly with someone who was so well-known in the celebrity gossip entertainment business in Hollywood.

the time Sandra favorited a tweet which called her a beard, this is a well known tinhat fact.

the time Jared liked an instagram post which mocked his wife, https://jaredandjensendaily.tumblr.com/post/154473801354/friendly-reminder-16-another-reminder-that

Jensen slipping up and almost saying he had ‘kids’ before moving to Austin when he only had JJ, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOkH2BChDZg starts at 0:24

the time Genevieve slipped up and used the words contract and negotiation while talk about her and Jared’s relationship, the video off of yt was deletedbut here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMhc4UfBJt1/

Richard Lawson, film critic from Vanity Fair saying he heard from a source that the j’s were together, https://jaredandjensendaily.tumblr.com/post/152089621134/friendly-reminder-13-just-a-beautiful-reminder

the way Jensen’s proposal to Danneel was a complete replica of Jared’s proposal to Sandy, AND the way they proposed on the same weekend- the only thing different was the location, they both had taken their wives(or in jared’s case ex-fiancé) out, had wanted to propose but got nervous, the girls had asked what was wrong and they chickened out and proposed in the hotel room instead.

Speaking of the engagements, nearly everything about them was highly suspicious. Both occurred on the same weekend under the guise that each J had no idea the other was proposing, despite having said multiple times that they tell each other everything and showing that to be true through their actions as well. When asked on the spot what his proposal story was, Jensen retold the exact proposal story that had taken place a year earlier with Jared and Sandy, changing only the location.

THE MORTGAGE, THE HOUSE THEY TWO SHARED IN THE BEGINNING OF SPN- THE INCONSISTENCIES WITH THAT ONE WAS OFF THE CHARTS, https://jaredandjensendaily.tumblr.com/post/141213737219/friendly-reminder-3 and https://marrieddorks.tumblr.com/post/114910899842/j2-living-together

the most recent inconsistency! in the j2 panel, jared slipped up when talking about jackles’s birthday, saying ‘’i was with...on your birthday(he stops as if remembering himself then yells:) HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACKLES!’’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwXbSC-UWGs around 6:15

and then in the same panel: Jensen shows us a picture he sent to Jared which was supposed to be bear updates bc he’s growing his(GOD THEY DO BEARD UPDATES THE FUCKING CUTIES I CANT) and JENSEN IS SHIRTLESS??? IN THE PICTURE??? SCUSE ME??? also Jared editied it to WAP. God. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwXbSC-UWGs starts at around 44:40

the amount of times j2 have been seen together IN VANCOUVER ONLY DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY’RE ON HIATUS AND SHOULD BE WITH THEIR WIVES??? (the entirety of 2015)

and the fact that they’ve been on so many vacations and trips without anyone else :)

or the way when one of them is narrating a story, the other knows exactly what happened as if they were there,

AND THE TOUCHING GOD THE TOUCHING THEY’RE SO AFFECTIONATE. https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/j2+touching?sort=recent

Now the PR cover ups. You’re right anon if they were two best buds just doing their thing, why would they try so hard to cover up and hide stuff? Why would PR immediately make j2 wife posts(AND THEY DO IT A LOT) immediately after someone or the other would post a theory about them that would be hit amongst tinhatters or find a fact or a photo that would imply/prove j2 are together? Why would the j’s themselves stumble over stuff that would be suspicious?(that moment when someone at a convention yelled ‘’Because you like like each other?” and instead of brushing it off, j2 delved deep and then they got all flustered and it was a huge thing basically). Why would they not just behave like normal friends who have absolutely nothing to hide???

spoiler alert: because they’re together kjdkjdjsf.

#anon ask #j2 #j2 tinhat #THIS WAS SO SO SO LONG #but like now ppl can use it #happy researching!!!

333 notes · View notes