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rwac96 · 7 months
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Original Stud
With those like Ruby, Cass, and 21 going after Izuku, this finally gets to Ochako, Momo and Tsuyu as they do the meme. But in this case he will be marrying all three of them, or at least one of them while the other two will still be a part of the relationship. They are determined!
Marry Me, Damnit!
Ochako: "Marry us!! Not those hussies!"
Momo: "We've been there for you through thick and thin!"
Tsuyu: "Each of us has nice, round asses! Ribbit!"
Izuku: *blushing, letting out incomprehensible gibberish*
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corybiit · 4 months
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Bro you know those memes where friends make a pact to get married to each other if they aren’t with someone by a certain age 😭😭 so coryo is a very organised omega who didn’t have time for love as he climbed the corsage ladder but then his cousin Tigris gets married ands feeling like somethings missing and it’s left out idk why but to me it’s funny cause coryo now is like it’s time to not avoid my biological clock now that I have a good job and money saved I wanna be a bride now dammit and finds a fake joke hand written contact in a box of old things when he is decluttering his grandmas place and and comes to collect from a confused senjanus lmao of course coryo then has to be a control freak and spin a better more passionate love story cause he doesn’t want his engagement story to the truth 😂 and sejanus and Tigris just hide their smirks and lets him have that cause happy wife happy life but tease him in private
This feels very romcom, like The Proposal kind of thing, just without hating each other at the beginning. Tigris being there for support, but still happy about it. And like the Plinths, the father is suspicious, the mother is happy, Sejanus is the estranged son who hates the family business. And they treat Coryo with so much love he kind of feels weird about lying to them, but still.
It sounds hilarious
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madmanwonder · 6 months
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Crossover au
My hero academia x dc
Cheetah x Izuku midoriya x hippolyta
Meme: marry me dammit.
Izuku runs into an alley, and there he sees hippolyta and barbara in wedding dresses. He hears a bunch of stumps behind him, and there, blocking his exit, sees a familiar group of villainesses and amazons in wedding dresses. He has to choose between marriage with the women in front of him, or behind him... there's no in-between.
Izuku was running down the damp, dirty alleyway to escape from his pursuers who chase after him with amorous intent that left him pale in fear and horror.
He felt a small dose of hope...which was dash when he reach the end of the alleyway and he saw Hippolyta and Cheetah, both dressed in beautiful wedding dresses, holding a huge bouquet of flowers in thier flowers.
Hippolyta/Cheetah: MARRY US DAMNIT!
The Ninth Holder of One for All hears a bunch of stumps behind him, and there, blocking his exit, sees a familiar group of villainesses and amazons in wedding dresses. He has to choose between marriage with the women in front of him, or behind him… there's no in-between.
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romana-after-dark · 8 months
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Romana I am thinking about Him.
Would Lorenzo love me even though I'm afab?
Short answer: Yes!
Long answer:
This brings up an interesting question
What is Lorenzo’s sexuality?
Here’s what we know
1. Lorenzo gets married to Zach, an cis man
2. Lorenzo said little one wasn’t his type, her brother (Zach was)
3. In the Lorenzo Zach bonus chapter, Lorenzo says he was married to a woman but had an amicable divorce when she realized before him that he was gay
Now, in the early 2000’s and late 90’s people knew what bisexuality was but there was (and often still is) this idea that you have to choose one, same with gender. You were male or female. Now we know we can be both or neither. Sexuality and gender is far more complicated
Despite my lil Drabble for Angela I don’t think Lorenzo is the most attracted to fem presenting at least off the bat. He was married but other than stating his wife asked for the divorce bc she knew he was gay before he figured it out, we don't know much about their relationship. We knew they were friends for a long time and dated for a long time and lorenzo proposed bc thats what you did after dating for years. His wife was a cisgender woman.
Lables are complicated.
I call Lorenzo gay, because in the story that's what he is and there was no reason to subvert that as he loves Zach and they are v happy together. There was no reason to dive into the complexitites of what Lorenzo's sexuality is because he is not the center of either story and although I could have went into that, there was no need. Additionally, given the world falling apart in early 2000's, there is not the langauge or understand of gender, sex, relationships, attraction etc that there is now, especially not to the common person.
What we do know about Lorenzo is he is an open, relaxed, loving person, who loves Zach, little one, Ellie and his family from before very, very much.
I think his first go-to when looking for a romantic or sexual partner is someone masc (much like me, I am bi sexual but def a preference towards men. Doesn't mean I'm not attracted to women and non binary people) I don't think any of that means he wouldn't be open to exploring with someone non binary, generfluid, and so on, whether or not they are AFAB. And if he makes a connection, if he falls in love, then dammit he falls in love. I think he probably did love his wife outside of their friendship, it just wasn't right.
We'll never really know, because Lorenzo is happily married and monogamous, and him and Zach are together forever.
When it comes to sexuality I see Lorenzo as that Creed meme from the office. "I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing. "
V much a go with the flow kind of person. He has his go-to's but that doesn't mean every else is disqualified.
And know you, knowing your fun energy, goofiness, and good heart i bet he'd fall tf in love so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
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autumn-foxfire · 9 months
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The heck kind of leaks did I wake up to 😭 Catch me at 3am going nope nope do not- as I read about quirks evolving, also whats up with the world going to hell and Compress and Geten having a casual chat in prison saying they have plenty of time?? Geez, comedic duo I did not see coming. But bless: no phoenix quirk. But also: I dislike the dunking on Touya's narrative that makes him the masterpiece Endy always wanted. I pray fandom doesn't clown Endy for that because it would just be annoying. That's not the reason I wanted Touya's worth and life to be respected. And then the GETEN HIMURA, dammit. I was hoping the obvious fire/ice quirk wouldn't always lead to a family connection but here we are. These Todoroki's and their issues smh. I hope the memes and jokes about Japan being talked about as "entirely other" like one would consider the worldbuilding of a fantasy manga when considering culture isn't too bad out there. It's a real place, with real people living even in your country, and so many concepts are actually spread all over every asian country not just that. Hell, I've had hispanic friends tell me so as well. I say this because apparently some people are treating the concept of Touya being "first-born" and the weight it holds as "yeah just a thing Japan does" I get in this interconnected global world we like peering into other countries and cultures we don't understand and shrug it off like a strange other society far-removed from us, but I don't think people in the west realize how universal this is + the cousin marriage thing regardless of how squicky it is. I understand, but maybe tone down blowing up at other asians and shaming the entire concept in front of their faces? Some of those people might have their parents wanting them to get engaged to their cousin, or might know friends and family who are, and that kind of behavior when Geten is a DISTANT cousin, not even 2nd or 3rd or 4th with different lineages beyond the main family line is, kinda insane. You're absolutely free to find it problematic or even disturbing, I as an asian had that concern as well, just PSA to not over-react in a way that makes people familiar with those cultural practices feel bad. (also again....distant, Geten is so freaking distant. It's so trivial, if you find that disturbing, think of how someone marrying their 3rd or 4th cousin might feel? thinking "that" was far-removed enough that they would be okay with it and here's the internet flipping tables over Geten whose even further removed from the main family.)
Sorry for the really late response, nonnie.
Honestly, I can't say that I'm all that surprised that Hori took the route he did now that it's been awhile and the knowledge of the chapter has sunken in.
I still think giving Dabi an ice quirk undermines his story and I don't really know what the point of it was other than to shame Endeavor (while also spreading the message that only if he had abused his son more he would have realised he was "perfect" which is very icky even though it was unintentional).
As you said, Touya being the "perfect" son shouldn't have been why his life was respected by his father.
As for Geten being a Himura... Oof to all the people who shipped him with Dabi firstly (not that they still can't but fandom can be quick to attack other ships with problematic elements like these).
Personally I'm not really sure why Hori made that so because it does little to offer commentary on the story anymore, especially as he's done a terrible time at effective worldbuilding.
But I do agree that fandom needs to be careful when approaching topics like this. It's very easy to look at the story through a western lense and be rude to other cultures because of that. Yes, there is real reasons why incest is frowned upon such as the biological issues it has however you can discuss it in a way that's respectful and not insulting (sadly a nuance that fandom has not mastered).
God, what is it with Hori putting complicated themes in his story but not handling them satisfyingly.
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pers-books · 1 year
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Top 10s Meme
I was tagged by @thisbluespirit - thanks for the tag (I think! 😜)
Rules: List your “top 10” (or up to 10 if you haven’t written that many) fics ranked by kudos on AO3. Are you surprised by what’s most popular to your readers? Then, under a cut, provide your ranking of your personal top 10 fics (with explanations if you want!), and then tag a few fellow writers!
My top 10 fics by kudos:
Letters to a Naturalist (Holby City) (30,350 words) Kudos: 203
Jason Haynes: Matchmaker (Holby City) (17,560 words) Kudos: 186
The Red String of Fate (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)) (51,896 words) Kudos: 183
One Life Stand (Holby City) (33,815 words) Kudos: 161
The Hacktivist, The Agent, and the Clairvoyant (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Thor (Movies)) (35,849 words) Kudos: 155 
The Locum (Holby City) (9,202 words) Kudos: 148 
Bean and Gone (Holby City) (11,880 words) Kudos: 147 
It's not a date - it's just dinner at a fancy restaurant (Holby City) (9,100 words) Kudos: 138 
Action and Reaction (Star Trek: Discovery) (1,783 words) Kudos: 135 
Berenice Wolfe's Romantic Heart (Holby City) (6,000 words) Kudos: 13
I guess my only surprise is that there’s only one Disco (Star Trek: Discovery) fic in there, but it’s rather nice that apart from #3 and #5, they’re all Sapphic fics! Actually, I’m slightly surprised there are no James Bond (Craig)/M (Dench) fics in my Top 10 - in fact, I’ve just checked and I’d have to list my Top **40** before I hit a Bond fic - and then it doesn’t even have 100 Kudos! (Mind, I’m not complaining that my Holby fics are vastly more popular!)
I haven’t really considered which are my Top 10 fics - I like things when I’m writing them, then I don’t tend to give them much thought because I’ve already moved on to writing something else!!
But, that said (and in no particular order because Dammit, Janet, I am not gonna try to rank my own fics!):
Letters to a Naturalist (30,350 words) (Holby City) - this one is ALWAYS gonna be a fave because it was a fic I wrote over several months, sending copies of physical letters used in the fic to a member of the Berena fandom and at the time I got a great deal of pleasure and satisfaction out of doing it that way.
Snapshots: Four New Beginnings (12,960 words) (Holby City) - I had great fun giving Bernie different careers in the Arts and finding ways for her and Serena to meet.
The Name's Wolfe, Berenice Wolfe: 007, Licensed to Thrill (3,200 words) (Holby City) - and on the topic of AUs, Bernie Wolfe as a 007 Agent was just a fun way to combine an old fandom (Bond) with a new one.
The Long Road to Happiness (8,140 words) (Holby City) - oh look ANOTHER AU! Quelle surprise! 😜 This time Bernie and Serena were child actors together and Bernie fell in love, but Serena gave up acting, got married, had a child, and Bernie continued to carry a torch...
McKinnie and Wolfe: Monster Hunters (6,000 words) (Holby City) - written for a Holby Monster Mash and inspired by a collection of short stories by a favourite author, I just had great fun with this one.
Lascia Ch'io Pianga (Let Me Lament My Cruel Fate) (750 words) (James Bond) - the first time I’ve ever written a fic with an ambiguous ending. Funny thing is, some readers asked me to write a second chapter or sequel fic and I did try, but I just couldn’t make it work.
Sing In Me, Muse (1,362 words) (Star Trek: Discovery) - this was an AU fix-it for S1 of Disco and I love its simplicity and tenderness.
Beyond the Battle at the Binary Stars I (768 words) & Beyond the Battle at the Binary Stars II (1,379 words) (Star Trek: Discovery) - another AU fix-it for S1 of Disco in 2 parts that I found deeply satisfying to write.
Joy Is Not Made To Be A Crumb (8,500 words) (Doctor Who 2005) - a rarepair ship (Kate Stewart and Martha Jones) that I’ve always known will never attain any kind of popularity, but I don’t care - I just love writing them!
The Winter Queen, The Summer King, and the Spring Knight (9,536 words) (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.) - this only has 30 Kudos, but I like it because it takes the mythology of AoS and combines it with fairytale and I think I did that rather neatly.
Who to tag? Well: @slightlyintimidating @doctorjameswatson @lapalfruity @daisydoctor13 @ceridwyn2 @riversofmars @meluisart @onaperduamedee @backjustforberena @hokuspokusthings - with the usual caveat that you don’t have to participate if you’re not feeling it.
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folatefangirl · 1 year
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22, 23, 24, 25
monroesimons asked:
23, 24, 25 for the rings of power asks!
22. Do you create fan-content for the show? Any headcanons?
*points to incorrect quotes blog* very much so! and uhhh maybe fic. At some point. Not promising anything!
Cracky headcanon that has zero basis in reality and shouldn't be taken as meant to conflict with other people's headcanons: Adar is Maglor. Bc it would be angsty and a li'l fucked up.
Other headcanons (shared by many of my friends so I'm not the originator of all of them): Berek is the best of Elendil's sons, Isildur looks a bit like his mom, Valandil has two moms, Isildur is not a twink, Celeborn is stuck in a cave somewhere, Celeborn clearly must have very good seduction powers to have bagged Galadriel as a Sindarin princeling, Kemen and Eärien are doomed AF, etc etc
23. Your chance to show of a piece of fan content that you really like! (A favorite fanfiction and/or fanart)
@inkwingart's Valandur art, of course! It always deserves more love.
24. If you could ask any of the characters a question; what would that question, be?
Me @ Halbrand: WHO ARE THE RAFT PEOPLE WHO IMMEDIATELY DIED. TELL ME THEIR NAMES. WHAT IS THE BACKSTORY WITH THEM??? *ahem*
25. Any predictions for the next season? Or anything you would like to happen?
Wouldn't say I want all of these to happen bc angst haaaaa
The War/Battle of Eregion, almost definitely.
On that note, Celebrimbor may die if it goes where I think it'll go, but I could see them keeping Charles around for like another season or so to make people more attached so the canonical death hurts more.
I'm betting the 2 episodes of cut content intended for episodes 9 and 10 involved Adar and Sauron so assuming some of that is rolled to S2... Adar is gonna bite it. Sorry, people. But he's a side villain who has jack to do with the rings so I don't see him surviving, you know?
The Southlanders are yet again in danger and BY GOD I hope the little Aronwyn found family isn't killed off. Give them their garden, dammit.
Berek rescues Isildur and I thiiiink he'll be dragged off to the new Southlands settlement with the other Numenoreans instead of to Eregion. But yeah more horse girl Isildur adventures!
Anxiety brain is telling me Isildur can't get out of Mordor without running into either Adar or Sauron and I am NOT looking forward to it tbh. Gah. Angst.
Poor Míriel is forced into marriage. For a double whammy, add Kemen and Eärien also getting married with the latter leaving the beliefs of the Faithful :(
Presumably someone has to rescue little Celeborn who fell down a well.
TROP Ask Meme
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impossiblebird · 1 year
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It seems I simply cannot help but drop my thoughts in your inbox… 💌
a non-exhaustive list of things newt struggles to understand:
- televisions
- television remotes
- video games (but once he gets the hang of it, he becomes addicted to animal crossing)
- fridges
- subsequently, freezers
- “unicorn-flavour”
- the internet
- planes (he and thomas fly to london for the holidays so he can see how it changed. even after that, he still doesn’t understand planes.)
- instagram
- microwaves (he usually just stares at the microwave during its whole run)
- washing machines (he usually just sits in front of it and watches it go round and round)
- don’t get him started on dishwashers
- credit cards
- hand dryers in public restrooms
- traffic lights
- barbecue sauce
- frappuccinos
- why people do nothing about global warming
- electric toothbrushes
- rollercoasters (NEVER AGAIN TOMMY I NEARLY DIED UP THERE!!)
- highways
- piercings (though he secretly thinks about getting one)
- the amount of things you can do with a smartphone
- roundabouts
- why pluto isn’t considered a planet anymore (he was VERY upset)
a non-exhaustive list of things newt loves about the future
- dark academia (thomas should have never taught him how to make mood boards on pinterest)
- shows and movie that depict the 19th century inaccurately
- roller skates
- the wholesome grins some people give him on the bus when thomas and him hold hands
- holding thomas’s hand
- cat cafés (what a concept!)
- supermarkets
- the automatic doors at the supermarket
- getting to listen to all the music he wants whenever he wants (his spotify wrapped is terrifying)
- pride parades (and kissing thomas in public)
- that whole “things that would send a victorian child into a coma” meme on social media, because most of those things definitely have tried
- podcasts
- public transportation
- historical documentaries that help him catch up on the century he missed (he’s pretty glad he hasn’t lived through it, though)
- toasters
- sour candies
- cat videos (and he sends all of them to thomas)
- hallmark christmas movies
- pop corn
- modern fanfiction of literary classics
- the fact that tuberculosis isn’t a common threat anymore
- thomas’s friends (though only sonya and minho know the truth about him, the others think he is sonya’s cousin from the english countryside)
- thomas (somehow he falls a little more in love each day)
- the moment he realised thomas wasn’t joking and they can actually legally get married (he cried a lot and said yes)
aaaaaah more pluto thoughts?! for me?! 🥺 my dear santa you have really gone the extra mile and i honestly don’t think i could love you more than i do right now <3
all of these things are AMAZING and i’m completely obsessed with how much thought you’ve given to them.
however my favourites are:
‘fridges / subsequently, freezers’ i can just imagine him opening and closing the doors to make the light come on like i know we ALL did as kids akdbdkdbdk
newt just sitting and staring at multiple kitchen appliances as they do their thing 😭😭😭
‘why pluto isn’t considered a planet anymore’ I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT just vaguely when i was reading 🥺 i bet he’s devastated, but at least it’s classified as a dwarf planet?
NEWT AND PINTEREST BOARDS
the fact that he’s just over the moon to be able to be freely in love with thomas and MARRY HIM dammit oh my GOD this is making me even softer than i already was 😭
i hope you know, dear santa, that i will be all over your dm’s as soon as the reveals are up and i know for sure who you are (which i have a feeling about). this fic has Changed Me in all the best ways possible 💛
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more qjj livetweets but only on tumblr pt.3
|| so very many spoilers ||
omg a house on the border, the priceless smile,,,,,,,,, i cant with these two
oh damn. ownership kink really popped out there huh
so we can all agree that he's about to double cross and murder this man right
is it wrong for me to actually be kind of curious on whether he can dance. obviously he shouldn't but.
oh so he's mad mad. yeah he's going to die painfully.
HES A RAPIST ANNDDDD A PEDO??? DIE IN A FIRE
fuck that's so hot
…. dammit i had a funny feeling
he's gonna be the scraggly stranger isn't he
i stand so very corrected
i FUCKING knew it. i said!!! i said he was too nice right at the beginning but i couldn't tell what exactly was wrong about him
HOT GIRL SHIT
man the ring detail was a nice touch
ding tao badass arc?????? i love him!! go hide behind shen zechuan!!! 
fuck oh my god shen zechuan kill me next please
PUSSY
‘Zhou Gui liked Ding Tao so much at this moment that he wanted so much to acknowledge the latter as his son.’ as you should
wait what
okay there's the awful backstory id been waiting for. not as bad as it could’ve been tho. at least he’s not binghe
oh he gave him a piggyback ride,,,,, that’s totally not making me desperately want love or anything. my heart isn’t twinging at all
they’re so domestic i love them sm this scene is destroying me
jesus they’re so horny all the time
“let’s build a home” *body roll*
did they actually fuck in the hallway or did i read that wrong. 
no, they definitely fucked in the hallway
“I do not have the intention to take a concubine in this life.” yeah i bet, shen zechuan would rip his dick off. also he’s a simp
HE CALLED HIM HIS HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD??????? PUBLICALLY?????
aw, zhou gui :((
‘He remembered everything about Xiao Chiye. The only thing he could not think of was a way in which Xiao Chiye was inferior to Xiao Jiming.’ that’s love babe
ohhhhh his reunion that’s written so well what the hell my heart is so warmed
i’ll never get over just how broke xiao chiye is. the love interest is never broke
help the random wolf meme at the end of the chapter???
i can’ttttt this rando bandit is trying to marry off his sister to the guy hunting him down?? author, that’s such a random detail? i love it?
li xiong???? bro???
bro is WRESTLING a horse??? what the fuck do they feed you on bandit mountain???? protein powder and fertilizer??
alshjdnf kong ling a new addition to the wingman squad? more likely than you think
i just found this one i missed on twitter:  szc: *actively trying to kill him*    xcy, twirling his hair: omg that’s so hot do it again
“There will be a day we get to see it filled up when we are seventy or eighty years old.” planning your future together T-T
‘He looked at Shen Zechuan, who spread his hands out slightly and gave him an innocent look.’ woah babe it wasn’t me this time i promise
why are they so sweet to each other i love them and i’ll keep saying it
well of course he’s not happy. he wants to go back to bed with his boyfriend
‘If Cizhou dared lay a hand on Shen Zechuan, Xiao Chiye was sure to hasten there within a day.’ xiao chiye advocates Violence for those who hurt shen zechuan
aw, he wants to make him a fan???? if he wanted to he would
“Shifu dreads greasy food, and Ce’an gets cranky easily. Get the chef to choose and make some light dishes. You’re currently nursing an injury, so do as the physician and shifu say and get the kitchen to make an individual portion for you.” it feels like he has a little family
god i’d love to write a little adventures of zhao zui temple ficlet with ji gang and qi huilian fighting over raising shen zechuan. i feel like that’d be adorable
xiao chiye trying to win over ji gang is SO FUCKING CUTE how does shen zechuan LIVE
‘And just like this, Shen Zechuan sat in Xiao Chiye’s embrace and continued to do his accounts.’ it’s like that one gamer couple trend
OH MY GOD HE SAID I LOVE YOUUFHILIUS
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rwac96 · 7 months
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Type: Prompt
AU: College AU: Student AU: Roommate AU, Crossover AU
Fandom: RWBY, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, League of Legends
Summary: Korra and Jinx asked Jaune why they aren’t married yet despite the fact they been in a relationship for one and a half year.
Meme: 1 and Half Years Wedding Ring, Marry Me Damnit!
Jinx: "Hey, Bunny Boy! Why aren't we married yet?"
Jaune: *blinks slowly* "Because we've been dating for one and a half of a year..."
Korra: "No excuse, Jaune!"
Jaune: "We're college students!"
Jinx: *leans in close* "Marry us!!"
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jpriest85-blog · 2 years
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Some more @justpked Beyond the Spider Lilies art inspired by memes. A potential peak into married life for Valar and my MC Seleni. While I'm sure Valar is thrilled he gets to wake up every morning to his beloved Sece, it's still a bit of an adjustment that her pet Chimera, Baby's Breath, also wants to cuddle and sleep next to her. Don't get him wrong. Baby is very nice to cuddle with what with the fluffy mane and all, but Sece's his wife now, and Valar wants his own private snuggle time with his wife dammit!
Tbh Ghost Aris probably finds his son in law's predicament hilarious. Especially since Aris himself is partially responsible for this sleeping arrangement. When he first brought Baby's Breath home he originally told Seleni repeatedly not to let the Chimera cub sleep in the bed with her. That of course didn't last long. I even wrote a short story about Aris and Seleni and here's a brief excerpt showing Aris inability to say no to 5 year old Sece:
"You want me to tuck you back in, after you snuck out of bed," his daughter nods in agreement. 
"So I can read a bedtime story to your pet Chimera after I told you repeatedly not to let him sleep in the bed with you." 
"But he's so little!" Aris just raises a brow at his daughter's pleading. "And he's scared of sleeping by himself. Papa, you always read to me whenever I'm too scared to sleep by myself. I just want him to feel safe too, because I love him so so soooo much." Aris cannot refute that argument, especially when his treasured daughter makes full use of her big green eyes and the little pout. So he's just going to accept this rare instance of defeat, pick up his daughter and carry her back to her room. 
Here's the link to the short story for whoever wants to read it:
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girlwholovesturtles · 3 months
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The Eye Opens
A name like that, I'm not sure how I feel about where this episode is going... last episode of the season, let's have it.
Where are they then? Scotland, apparently?
Did the hunters and Not-Sasha kill everyone in institute? That's rough buddy.
So they really are just hanging out in a little town in Scotland?
I don't trust the fact that you specified the tapes. Why did you do that Jon? What's on the tapes? Scratch that, don't listen to the tapes.
Wait, I saw memes about "good cows." I understand another meme!
Waht?! I misspelled that but I'm upset! Oh, this is a bad thing!
Jon, you need to try a little harder to fight this... or not, I guess.
Jonah, you are SUCH a tool.
Smirke really did ruin everything by getting other people involved in this garbage... apparently all of Smirke's rituals were innately flawed. Sounds about right.
Gertrude is, as ever, a scary bitch and I can't help but love and respect her for this... Wait, the Desolation killed her cat? They used to say Gertrude doesn't make jokes but I doubt that more and more.
Nah, no one quite like Gertrude, I think.
Hm... interesting. I can see this, I guess.
EXCUSE ME?! Jonah! Jonah, don't you DARE! God dammit.
Okay! I actually realized something like this ages ago! I don't know if I ever said it in a post but I remember thinking how interesting it was that the characters kept getting scares and marks and just in general kept changing through out the series and thinking about how this series probably wouldn't work as well if it was a visual medium. Because visual mediums are often so married to character models. I also remember thinking something to the effect of "all the fears are gonna take a stab at Jon before this series is over at this point," and I guess I was right?
Well damn. This sucks! Jon, hon, I'm so sad for you!
Jonah, you bastard! I hate you SO much! The worst! The absolute worst!
THAT'S why he hired Melanie? Pure evil, sir. Pure evil! That woman gouged her eyes out over this!
God dammit! I knew going to Jared was a DUMB idea! Jon! Why?! Lost two ribs and helped this man's evil plan become a reality. I love you Jon but early to mid season four you was an absolute fool.
Don't bring up Martin! Leave the man out of this!
Oh god, no! What's about to happen?
Okay then. That sure did happen!
Oh good, Martin is at least alive and with you for the end of the world.
Jon, buddy, you laughing there or crying? I guess it doesn't really matter, huh?
Well... just 40 more episodes. This can only end well, I'm sure. T_T
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'VALENTINES DAY IS A CAPITALISM PLOT' YEY DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY!!!! good morning, my love, lets go riot! 'what if i dont' well... then dont.... 'HA HELP?' I MEANT THE DRESS TT 'i was ont he brink of tears' oooh poor girl TT im so sorry for your headache TT you did great with that fic. i never read it bc i had no mood for pedro but im sure. i trust you and your readers. youre amazing and funny so its the only logical way. 'NOW 7AM SUNLIGHT BURNS' got some freezy hugs from me idk TT 'a child i never understood...' well recently i heard two girls in the kindergarten giggling after hearing 'bare soul' and was like?? its really only the society that makes a big deal out of .. everything? any part of human being and life.. 'but i love you' and i love you so i say you should write it only if you want. you dont have to do it. 'i did 😗🍵👌' youre a catgrandmom now 'WHY IS HE CRINGE NOW' i never watched vampire academy and dont judge your taste. you can like danila however you want. and maybe back in 2014 it was indeed good. but i know his russian works. and i know his present works. and 1) most of them are cringey 2) hes cringey 3) hes done many other cringey things. though its not only his works or personality that made him a meme here. hes just a meme? somehow weve come to this and i love this. good for danila. a pretty name. and a pretty person, he makes money with his cringe after all. 'YOU WHINY BABY' i am. 'SHE IS DAEMONS FIRST WIFE THE ONE AND THE ONLY' Yey sounds like the victory! 'he’s technically also not wrong' nah hes wrong bc 1) HE doesnt consider himself the first 2) man. 'change my mind about who yn ends up with' in my mind hes lonely and he ends up heartbroken with his brother who finally came to his senses, watching the wedding with the bitterness in the smile and the great pain. 'im going to add that' such an honour TT 'let me finish this fic in 5 parts dammit' go ahead. dont forbid you anything. go ahead. ill gladly read. 'you know that married member in BigBang?' GHDKDOLHHG ok mental health cutie. i got u. thanks<з yk i like witchy playlists VERY much. ive just found this. and i dont understand if its the authors au or smth but. u feel how accurate it seems with daemon?... like my witch au wasnt abt it. its definately another thing. but imagine another witch au. where daemon is no prince but a narcissistic demon. and a witch loves him unconditionally and selfishly. hes the rouge prince of his own, he does whatever he wants and have as many women as he want. and she know it, it doesnt matter though. bc she love the feeling of love, she loves the fact of feeling something for such a powerful and one of a kind creature. theyre acquaintances and hes totally aware of her love, he relishes in it. he flirts with her and she responds in kind with no hesitation or embarrassment. and they both are just perfectly fine with this. it may sound foolish or not making any sense but i love relationships with no logic TT that are absolutely chaotic and incomprehensible for anyone outside of the dynamic. sorry i just got inspired a little. tbh i liked only the first song of the playlist... and its not exactly the mood i have about this dynamic but nvm. also i love the trope with the relationship bound to end from the very first moment. and it is the one of those i told about. a reader meets daemon in essos/another place he travels to during his exile. and its the love at first sight. and both of them knows he wont stay and she wont come with him. so they enjoy the very 2 or 3 months they have. thats all i wanted to say. besides 5 other ideas i had💀 maybe at weekends... maybe... hope your week is alright, you eat well !!! and drink enough water. have a nice day/evening/night! love u! take care<з
HELLO <3 MY MING MIMG MIMGING MIGMGNIGNMIGMNGMIGN
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i was bummed out i couldnt write anything so i didnt reply to you though i read this moment i saw it. sorry
'VALENTINES DAY IS A CAPITALISM PLOT' YEY DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY!!!!
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good morning, my love, lets go riot!
damn i just woke up i dont want to riot i want to write and finish my assignments
'what if i dont' well... then dont....
T_T HAHHAH
'HA HELP?' I MEANT THE DRESS TT
ahhhh ok AHHAHHAHAHHAHAH T_ HAHAHAHH
'i was ont he brink of tears' oooh poor girl TT im so sorry for your headache TT you did great with that fic. i never read it bc i had no mood for pedro but im sure. i trust you and your readers. youre amazing and funny so its the only logical way.
T_T i have been wanting to write but i find myself unable to T_T you dont have to say sorry to me but i do want to tell you that idk... i usually write every other day or every day and yet i havent written in 2 days lol T_T i mean i know i dont owe anyone anything but T_T T_T idk i feel like im letting people down /: i know im not but /: my brain. my brain man
'NOW 7AM SUNLIGHT BURNS' got some freezy hugs from me idk TT
thank you <3
'a child i never understood...' well recently i heard two girls in the kindergarten giggling after hearing 'bare soul' and was like?? its really only the society that makes a big deal out of .. everything? any part of human being and life..
T_T BARE SOUL HAHAHHAHAHAHA T_T AHAHHAAHAHAHAH thats cute. society is fucking weird and L
'but i love you' and i love you so i say you should write it only if you want. you dont have to do it.
T_T but i love you. i love you so much and if i cant do this if i cant make art what am i T_T this is why im tryna make another cover song soon. i have to keep making art. i cant stop
'i did 😗🍵👌' youre a catgrandmom now
T_T it be like that
'WHY IS HE CRINGE NOW' i never watched vampire academy and dont judge your taste. you can like danila however you want. and maybe back in 2014 it was indeed good. but i know his russian works. and i know his present works. and 1) most of them are cringey 2) hes cringey 3) hes done many other cringey things. though its not only his works or personality that made him a meme here. hes just a meme? somehow weve come to this and i love this. good for danila. a pretty name. and a pretty person, he makes money with his cringe after all.
i want to say that i want to be a meme if i ever become a celebrity T_T BUT it has to be like funny haha meme not omg CRINGE meme. anyway i do love his name sm sososossosos much and hes pretty cute. and yes he makes money off his cringe so good for him HAHAHHAH
'YOU WHINY BABY' i am.
/: why didnt you put an episode number so i can watch. should i start in the first ep of matt smith? but i also kinda wanted to watch david tennant
'SHE IS DAEMONS FIRST WIFE THE ONE AND THE ONLY' Yey sounds like the victory!
lol if thats what it sounds like to you <3
'he’s technically also not wrong' nah hes wrong bc 1) HE doesnt consider himself the first 2) man.
#2 HAHAHHHAHAHAHAH. i mean just because #1 he doesnt consider himself the man doesnt make it less true
'change my mind about who yn ends up with' in my mind hes lonely and he ends up heartbroken with his brother who finally came to his senses, watching the wedding with the bitterness in the smile and the great pain.
very logical. i hate logic. im going to give him a shot. a fair shot
'im going to add that' such an honour TT
<3
'let me finish this fic in 5 parts dammit' go ahead. dont forbid you anything. go ahead. ill gladly read.
T_T thank you <3
'you know that married member in BigBang?' GHDKDOLHHG ok mental health cutie. i got u. thanks<з
T_T AHAHHA 1000000000000$ cutie
yk i like witchy playlists VERY much. ive just found this. and i dont understand if its the authors au or smth
i think it is.
but. u feel how accurate it seems with daemon?... like my witch au wasnt abt it. its definately another thing. but imagine another witch au. where daemon is no prince but a narcissistic demon. and a witch loves him unconditionally and selfishly. hes the rouge prince of his own, he does whatever he wants and have as many women as he want. and she know it, it doesnt matter though. bc she love the feeling of love, she loves the fact of feeling something for such a powerful and one of a kind creature. theyre acquaintances and hes totally aware of her love, he relishes in it. he flirts with her and she responds in kind with no hesitation or embarrassment. and they both are just perfectly fine with this. it may sound foolish or not making any sense but i love relationships with no logic TT that are absolutely chaotic and incomprehensible for anyone outside of the dynamic. sorry i just got inspired a little.
ok. i like this prompt. i will try to write it because i feel like i cant write anything rn T_T if i cant write this rn T_T then i guess i cant.
i really like how you made daemon in this. a demon a selfish demon its so canon and poor bb girl witch who loves him no matter what T_T fuck off i hate men i kinda want to write it. but also ??? T_T sounds tiring
idk i havent been able to write. i have so many things i want to write but i cant T_T i need a cleanse fic. a fic only i thought about and i need to go wild
tbh i liked only the first song of the playlist... and its not exactly the mood i have about this dynamic but nvm.
LOL HAHHAH im in class right now but i'll listen to it later
also i love the trope with the relationship bound to end from the very first moment. and it is the one of those i told about. a reader meets daemon in essos/another place he travels to during his exile. and its the love at first sight. and both of them knows he wont stay and she wont come with him. so they enjoy the very 2 or 3 months they have.
oh no i love this too T_T <3 you've got such a beautiful brain. i love you so much
thats all i wanted to say. besides 5 other ideas i had💀 maybe at weekends... maybe...
you should have told me all of them! i love hearing you speak or reading your words rather AHAHH. if i sound out of it, maybe i am my head hurts again. maybe its the heat AGAIN maybe im dehydrated fuck. but just tell me everything you want ok <3 i love you
hope your week is alright, you eat well !!! and drink enough water.
i will do my best <3. i hope you do too <3 take care of yourself ok i love you
have a nice day/evening/night! love u! take care<з
i love you so much i hope i feel better this sucks i love you <3
xxx
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mazojo · 5 years
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Me and MC when talking to Lady Grandmother
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gender-euphowrya · 3 years
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was nobody going to tell me about that video of the youmacon lemon demon concert from a bunch of years ago where it’s just neil being a nervous lil music man screaming his lyrics and getting voice cracks
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Do you think we could hear more about ur Buzz and Zurg AU? The one where Buzz knows Zurg is his dad? I love it, and would love to hear more HCs about it!
Oh for sure!!! I will warn you this gets,,,, very self indulgent but I'll take any chance I get to talk about it jkhbgljhvj - So Buzz sort of,,, always knew that Zurg was his dad - Mainly cause his nana wouldn't shut up about it, going on and on about how her daughter married That Guy Specifically - Buzz does know his mom and she is alive and well and the biggest girlboss to ever girlboss - She's a retired Space Ranger who runs a nightclub (not that anyone in Star Command believes him when he says that) and is always super super busy with it so she couldn't really be Buzz's primary caretaker so Nana stepped up to the job - I don't really have a name for her yet so let's just say it's Carmilla for now khgvkhgvfk - Carmilla's a native Morphian and moved with her mom to Capital Planet after a siege on Morph by non-Zurgian evil forces - She becomes a Space Ranger in undercover roles, trying to gain infromation and find all the Morphians who were forced into hiding but somewhere along the line runs into Zurg - Zurg, as it turns out, is also a Morphian, something he reveals only to her - She develops a soft spot for him but in a monsterfucker "god you're so annoying c'mere lemme kiss you" kind of way - They begin a secret relationship on the field and off and eventually Carmilla doesn't really want to be a ranger anymore so she kind of sort of fakes her own death and elopes with Zurg for a while there - Lo and behold a while later she has a son - But she can't really raise him to be evil, can she?? It doesn't matter if her husband is an emperor it's unjust and she wishes he had a better career than this :// - So she leaves to go back to Capital Planet and leads Buzz down a lawful path - Anyways that's enough backstory let's get to some fun things - Buzz and Zurg have a very Doofenshmirtz and Perry style of relationship where work is work and outside of it if they're not causing any harm to eacho ther they're family and just,,, vibe - Family cookouts on sunday are Mandatory - Buzz has Zurg's number and Zurg spams him with evil pro-zurg memes - This is after he's tried blocking Zurg sixteen times already - Buzz is a weird case in Star Command because he's been there practically since he was a child and nobody ever tries to conceptualize what his life is like outside of SC because of that - Which leads to absolutely nobody believing him when he says anything about his personal life cause it's so different from the Space Ranger Persona he has - It might also be why he does Shiv Katall so well - Zurg defo looks back on Shiv Katall after finding out it's Buzz and being like "god fucking dammit of course he can fool me with that act he's carmilla's son" and sulks for the next week - Warp genuinely had no idea - Like zero - Zurg is a blabbermouth but he's never going to admit that His Son beats him like every week - They do celebrate each other's birthdays and whether it involves a prank scheme or foil I cannot say - Buzz knows personally every minion Zurg has and just talks with them causally whenever Zurg kidnaps him - Team Lightyear only finds out about this during a mission where Zurg has them all hostage and he's just full on rambling while Buzz tries to get him to shut up like "Zurg... Zurg.. Zurg... D A D" and then it works and that's how they find out - Commander Nebula also has no clue and Buzz woudln't allow his team to tell him - Now the team has inside jokes about Buzz's home life - Mira: Damn Buzz and I thought I had issues with my dad and royalty Buzz: For the last time Mira just because he says he's an emperor- - Buzz's neighbors do know about it because The Emperor Literally Comes To His House Every Sunday but he never does anything evil so they're all like "yeah whatever idc he can stay" - Buzz learns Morphian dialect from Zurg cause he never had a chance to study it as a child - Carmilla does rub Zurg's losses in his face she thinks it's hilarious - and she's right
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