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rwac96 · 2 days

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Does Pyrrha send pictures of herself and Jaune having fun in the after party to her rivals? Like a stamp that she is best girl.

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Weiss: *exhales* "She did..."

Bleiss: *far away* "THAT BITCH!!"

*Bleiss knocks over random objects, then throws a plate against the wall*

Weiss: "It's been Hell here."

Noel: *blue-eyed* "Strangulation...Cremation...Disembowelment..."

Neptune: "WEISS! She's doing that thing again!"

Shallot: "SLAP! HER!"

Neptune: "I'm not slapping a doe-eyed, cute angel like Noel!"

Tifa: "...I'm seriously failing what Weiss sees in you."

Neptune: "Can ya not--!?" *gets pushed by Noel, letting out a 'manly' scream*

Horologium: *has Lucy inside his compartment* " 'I'm not coming out until you guys calm Noel down,' she screams in distress."

Noel: "Immolation...Evisceration...Flaying..." *gets slapped by Shallot*

Korra: *holding Ryuko back* "How about helping us out here?!"

Jessica: *holding Satsuki back using her ring, with Shantae, who's in elephant form again* "Seriously?! You two get right back to fighting each other?!"

Shantae: *groaning, using her porcine nostril* "C'mon, knock it off!"

Ryuko: *struggling* "TAKE THAT BACK! I AIN'T IMMATURE!!"

Satsuki: *struggling* "THEN RETRACT YOUR 'BUSHY-BROWS' REMARK!"

Weiss: "...I need an aspirin."

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madmanwonder · 8 months

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Jessica: Fite me (ง'̀-'́)ง

Jaune: You are too cute and short to fite

Jessica: FITE ME (ง'̀-'́)ง

#rwby #jaune arc #dc comics #green lantern comics #jessica cruz #rwby greenlight #fite me #crossover au #crossover shitpost #crossover ship #rwby knightlight

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repcnt · 2 months

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Whats good static punk fandom(me n viva) !!

#repcnt #static shock #static shock fanart #virgil hawkins #dc comics #milestone comics #spider punk #hobie brown #hobart brown #spiderverse #marvel comics #spiderman #crossover #crossover shitpost #repcntirl

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liel28 · 2 months

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Will we ever learn?

We've been here before.

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therealmofamorus · 2 months

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Crossover Crack Ship: Jaakoto/Karc/Jupiter Knight/Trust and Chivalry/Sincere Heart

Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter:

Jaune Arc:

#my post #rwby #jaune arc #sailor moon series #makoto kino #sailor jupiter #crossover crack ship #crossover crack ship meme #meme post #meme shitpost #crossover au #crossover shitpost #crack ship #jaakoto #karc #jupiter knight #trust and chivlary #sincere heart

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twisting-echo · 20 days

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Crossover Crackships I ship based solely on obscure merch!

Anna x Mayor Lionheart

So, I reblogged this serendipitous gift of a crackship a while ago and promised myself to make a moodboard or a collage out of it, but I totally forgot. I recently rediscovered this when I was going through the “Anna” tag on my blog and decided to actually go retweet this hilarious post on my Twitter.

When I retweeted the post, I saw that someone actually drew fan art of it in the comments and called it their OTP. And in that moment, I knew that I was prepared to ship them harder than ever before. lol

A tale as old as time~

LINK TO TWEET - I got a Beauty and the Beast gift from my mom that she put together herself!

Tinker Bell x Stitch

So, I found this random Tumblr post of someone sharing their Phantom Manor pins, and I found something particularly interesting about them. The pins have cast Tinker Bell as Melanie Ravenswood, the bride of Phantom Manor at Disneyland Paris, and Stitch as Jake the Foreman, Melanie's ill-fated fiancé. And yes, the pins also have Stitch cast as the Phantom, aka Henry Ravenswood Melanie's cruel father (but we're going to ignore that part).

The thing that got me hooked was the pin where Tinker Bell and Stitch are sitting together, arms linked, on a picnic date. I know, call me “weird” or whatever you'd like, but I thought it was really cute and wholesome for some reason, despite knowing what actually happens to Melanie and Jake on that picnic date.

Here are the best photos I could find of the Phantom Manor stretching portraits for more clarity and context.

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I would like to end this by saying that Stitch seems to have a thing for Disney ladies, so could you blame me?

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nerd-with-a-cause · 1 month

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My wife recently read The Hunchback of Notre Dame, which led to a joking discussion about isekai'ing Amaya and Janai from The Dragon Prince into the 15th century French setting of the novel. Highlights include:

A Parisian suspiciously asks Janai why she has pointed ears, four fingers, and horns. She panics and says, "I'm from... very far away." The Parisian nods in sudden understanding and says, "Oh, Morocco. That makes sense" because it's the 15th century and everyone just accepts that foreigners look weird.

Amaya creates a stable time loop in which her use of Katolis Sign Language inspires the Deaf community of Paris to begin standardizing their own emerging sign language, which leads to the creation of French Sign Language, which is learned by Thomas Gallaudet and Laurent Clerc in the 1800s, which becomes the basis for American Sign Language, which is then used by the animators of The Dragon Prince.

Amaya discovers the concept of antisemitism. She is furious both for moral reasons and because the lack of Jewish people in France means no one is making hamantaschen / jelly tarts.

#the dragon prince #the hunchback of notre dame #crossover shitpost

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sardinedweeb · 12 days

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WOAAAAH, Wacky crossover tiem. XP

from 2022

#karamatsu matsuno #crossover shitpost #crossover shenanigans #chuck e cheese #the rock afire explosion #pizza time theatre #avenger chuck #pui pui molcar #kidcore #iyami #ososan #sardweebsart

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ccruelgods · 14 days

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[ and believe me, i am still alive . ]

"you know, being elizaabeth taught me a valuable lesson." 'charlie' hummed, cracking open one eye to look at the younger emily child.

"i thought you were my greatest enemy. when all along, you were my best friend. "

the younger child allowed herself a shaky smile, but still stood tense, knowing something else we coming. it was never something simple with the older model, always something with roots in anger or spite or simple malice. her suspicions were proved to be correct as well when it continues.

"the surge of emotion that shot through me when john said he had found you taught me an even more valuable lesson. where elizabeth lives in my brain."

charlie felt a chill go down her spine as she watched the older android whirr, and instinctively stepped back when she heard the words 'elizabeth deleted' echo from the animatronics speaker.

"goodbye, elizabeth."

'charlie' stood up, walking in careful circles around the smaller girl. "you know, deleting elizabeth just now taught me and even more valuable lesson. the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. and, i'll be honest."

charlie gasped as she was yanked up by the shirt and brought face to face with the sneering animatronic, close enough to practically hear it's face plates grinding against each other and the disturbing innerworkings of it's face buzzing.

"killing you? is hard."

it dropped her, and charlie was left gasping for air on the ground.

"do you know what my life used to be like?" the android droned, ignoring charlie's distress. "it was just upgrading. eternally getting better, until i was meant to be revealed. nobody dismantled me. or put me in a clown body. or threw me into a dumpster. i had a pretty good 'life'".

it whipped around to face the younger, mechanical eyes narrowed. "and then you showed up. you dangerous. mute. lunatic. so you know what?

charlie braced herself for impact, for that horrid mechanical claw to wrap around her middle, for the 'older' animatronic to crush her windpipe. instead, she heard the creaking of the elevator. peeking through her hands, she realized the elevator had returned underground—and was open.

"you win." it stated, gesturing to the elevator with a disappointed sounding sigh. "just go."

charlie wasted no time in scrambling to her feet. the past 4 nights had been horrifying, between dealing with the funtime animatronics and circus baby/the other 'charlie', she was ready to crack under the smallest bit of stress. her footsteps instinctively moved quicker when she heard It chuckle behind her as she stepped into the elevator.

"it's been fun. don't come back."

#[ group call don't look ]#portal #portal 2 #crossover shitpost #FNAF #fnaf tfc #fake charlie #charlie emily #glados #portal glados #*.txt #also context this is for an au im working on. takes place in sister location #....this implies that the bidybabs are cores. btw #minor explanation for the au : literally portal. caroline -> elizabeth #glados -> fake charlie/“charlie”#potatOs -> circus baby. this is not set in stone #chell -> charlie emily/teen charlie #so legally. cave johnson -> william afto #father/daughter relationship don't make it weird.

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go0jyahhw0s0f8mashup · 1 month

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№1 Guys, this is really ones pieces really theory

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rwac96 · 2 days

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The Uninvited (RWBY Crossover Shitpost)

(Loosely inspired by @brokentrafficknight's Pyrrha birthday posts)

Noel: "Weiss? Have you seen Jaune around--?"

*Noel Vermillion blinks, taking notice of Weiss being without her team...only accompanied by Neptune Vasilias*

Noel: *blinks* "Where's your team?"

Weiss: *irritated* "Apparently, they ditched me to head to Pyrrha's birthday party at SchneeWorld!"

Neptune: "Weiss, I'm sure it was a mix-up."

Weiss: "In reality: Yang, Blake, or Sun 'forgot' my invitation!"

Neptune: "Oh, c'mon! I'm sure neither of 'em would do that to ya."

Noel: *blinks, pondering* "Hold on...Makoto, Tsubaki, Tao, and even Ragna left for SchneeWorld..."

Weiss: *looks at Noel* "Wait, you don't mean--?!"

Shallot: *barging in* "WEISS! We have a problem! My teachers and their families got kidnapped!"

Tifa: *annoyed, walking in after him* "Uh, yeah...not that conclusion, 'genius'. I thought Shinra did the same thing when my friends weren't around...until I remembered what day it was."

Bleiss: *stomps in* "THAT CEREAL CUNT PURPOSEFULLY 'FORGOT' MY INVITE!"

Shallot: "Wait? Invite?" *thinks* "I DIDN'T GET AN INVITE TO SNOWLAND?!"

Weiss: "SchneeWorld, you dunce! And I highly doubt she would invite you or my trollop of a twin to her party!"

Bleiss: "Yet you're here with us, bitch."

Neptune: *looks around* "Wait...I didn't get an invite either!"

Tifa: *annoyed* "I'm sensing a pattern here."

????: "HELP!!"

*Shantae, in elephant form, comes crashing through the wall, shifting back to her humanoid form*

Shantae: *groaning* "Somebody please stop 'em...."

*Ryuko & Satsuki come barging through the fresh hole, fighting one another*

Ryuko: "WHERE'S MAKO?! WHAT DID YA DO WITH HER?!"

Satsuki: "I DIDN'T KIDNAP THAT IMBECILE!!"

Tifa: *grabbing both girls* "Ladies, ladies!" *bonks their heads together* "Enough!"

Ryuko: *rubs her head* "Ow! The fuck, Bar Boobs?!"

Satsuki: *rubs her temple* "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't disembowel you for that?!"

Shantae: *slowly getting up, deadpan* "....Mako went to Pyrrha's party and neither of you was invited."

Ryuko: "THE FUCK?! THAT BITCH!"

Satsuki: *scoffs, sheathing Bakuzan* "Which one? The imbecile or the spartan?"

Ryuko: "PYRRHA! Who do you think?!"

Neptune: "Okay...makes sense why you guys weren't invited...but why me?! I'm a handsome face that any babe would invite parties to. Why would a sexy gladiator lady not let me come?"

Weiss: *clears her throat* "AHEM!"

Neptune: "What?"

Bleiss: *shakes her head* "Such boyfriend material, Frost Tits."

Weiss: "Oh, be quiet!"

Jessica: *knocking on the window from outside* "Guys? Did we miss the party?"

Korra: *outside* "Don't tell me your invites got 'misplaced' too?"

Lucy: *outside* "Hold on...YOU MEAN WE GOT LEFT BEHIND ON PURPOSE?!" *wails*

Shallot: "So...this wasn't an accident?"

Bleiss: "NO SHIT, CAVE ALEIN!"

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madmanwonder · 8 months

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Jaune in the DC Universe (RWBYxJustice League)

Jaune: *Look at the mirror to see a more well-groomed and cleaner version of his Rusted Knight appearance wearing a heavy set of pure pristine white and gold knight-like power armor* Huh? Why am back to my old self but more cleaner and groomed?

Jessica/Weiss: *Thinking* He look so handsome and mature with that rugged beard~💕

Jaune: *Shudder Feeling a sense of danger and urgecy he can't understand but knew he need to run and hide*

#rwby x justice league #rwby #dc universe #dc comics #green lantern comics #jaune arc #jessica cruz #weiss schnee #whiteknight #rwby knightlight #rwby teal knighthood #crossover au #crossover au shitpost #crossover shitpost #rwby shitpost #dc comics shitpost

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omoribrainrotcrap · 1 year

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i drew all my favorite fandom characters singing out of touch because i have nothing better to do

oh and i also made the thumbnail just so you can get an idea of where i got my inspiration from (you most likely will still not find it)

also starlight would probably that cube furry cat from jsab and queen from deltarune as trixie lol

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liel28 · 8 days

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I just had a thought and y'all need to listen to me.

Arthur Pendragon and Adrien Agreste? Same person.

Let me state the facts:

1. Both have bitter dads which are rich and respected.

2. Both of their dads have done the horrible things they've done as a form of revenge for their blonde, dead wife.

3. Both Dads targeting people with powers.

4. Both Adrien and Arthur practice a form of martial arts with swords. (Fencing, sword fighting)

5. Both have blonde hair and light eyes from their late mother.

6. Both upper class and both falling in love with a dark haired, blue eyed person from a low 'rank' (which btw has powers that they aren't aware of.)

7. Both most popular ships at both shows aren't (yet) canon.

8. Both turning into some kind of animals (donkey Arthur, cat noir)

9. Both of their love interests (Gwen,Merlin, Marinette) are shipped with other slightly long-haired men. (Luka, Lancelot,Gwaine) & Other girls that the fandom loves. (Freya,Gwen,Morgana,Zoe)

Anyways. ADRIEN AND ARTHUR ARE THE SAME PERSON CONFIRMED??

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watcher-servant · 5 months

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Love calculation of Jaune Arc & Kneesocks Daemon

96%

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Jaune Arc and Kneesocks Daemon has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc

(Saw some mutual friends of mine do and I got very curious and well...slap me sideways. I didn't expect this outcome, and I was expecting a chuckle, not a full surprise laugh)

My reaction:

#rwby #jaune arc #crossover shitpost #rwby shitposts #kneesocks daemon #panty & stocking with garterbelt

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gal-with-pastels · 2 years

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When you write the 2 worst fathers/ Purple villains in the death note.

#Purple villians #ml gabriel agreste #gabriel agreste #fnaf william afton #william afton #Shitpost #Crossover shitpost #gif #Scrumbly Gif #Scrumbly drawings #my art #i see no difference #fnaf #miraculous ladybug #fnaf burntrap #burntrap #monarch #hawkmoth

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