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ickyslut · 1 day
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I'm so in the mood for being violently raped by my math professor. I'm such a smart girl, I swear, but whenever I look at him, my mind just goes blank. When he writes an equation on the board, all I can see is the bulge in his pants that he gets when he looks at me. He'll ask me to do a problem for him, but I'll just drop to my knees and start drooling on his cock! And he doesn't throw me off, he grabs the back of my head and facefucks me until I'm covered in cum, ready for my next class!
I'm really popular with my fellow students, too. The first time our professor did this, they were shocked, but it's routine now. When I get called down to the board, every guy takes their cock out, grab the girl next to them by the pigtail, and bounces her on their laps! I used to hate math, but my professor makes it so fun 🩷
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multimemes · 3 months
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mini-chimney · 4 months
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No cause I’m about to follow in his damn footsteps
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clownsterzz · 2 months
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I LOVE THIS SKRUNKLY GUY ARRGGHWIXJWKXKE
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My favorite character muahahah🤭🤭
Baldi is related to Q-Tips 😔
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Math final kicked my ass so uh
Tim, scribbling down illegible notes:
Dick, concerned: You uh... You good?
Tim, not looking up at him: Uh-huh
Dick, grabbing hold of his shoulder: Whatcha doing,,,?
Tim, still focused on his notes: Math
Dick: Do you want some... Help?
Tim, looking up at him with tears in his eyes, nodding slowly: Yeah...
Dick, smiling warmly: Alright, let me help you.
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magicmaster2018 · 7 months
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Jude in exile
Oak: I don't get it
Jude: same. Vivi? Why is Tyler and his sister buying 30 oranges?
Vivi: huh?
Oak: The problem says that Tyler and his sister bought 30 oranges. If Tyler bought 14 of them, how many oranges did his sister buy?
Jude: Who needs 30 oranges?
Vivi: I don't know. Math is weird
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clockwayswrites · 11 months
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Bury the Years
Danny Fenton was 14 when he died. 236 years before he died, he was buried. 241 years after he was buried, he was dug up by Jason Todd. 4 years before that, Jason Todd dug himself up. The important question isn't how this happened. No, the important question is how they live.
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sapphicjoy · 17 days
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What percentage of lesbians are bisexual
Hold on. Give me some time to do the math. I'll get back to you when I have the answer.
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ormspryde · 1 year
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Today's amphibuary thing; another middle-aged person nostalgia game parody, featuring the yellow-striped caecilian.
[ID: A pixel drawing of a parody of the old game Snake, with a yellow-striped caecilian in place of the snake. /ID]
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decaybz · 4 months
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Broppy fan child cause why not???
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Her name is Primrose. She’s named after Branch’s grandma, Rosiepuff! Shes a very happy-go-lucky trolls, but also tends to be cautious and (almost) always thinks before she acts. She’s best friends with Milton and Smidge’s daughter, she sees her as the sister she never had. Primrose is 21 and is still the Princess, as Poppy and Branch have yet to retire the crown.
• also little note, Poppy and Branch are probably like 46 and 50 in this future au thingy, they had Primrose when Poppy was 25 and Branch was 29 :3 the au takes place like 25 years after TBT lol
• Another note I personally think Poppy is 21 in canon and Branch is 25! So it would’ve been 4 years after TBT that they had Primrose.
(I’m really trying to ignore the ages in this au tho because I keep trying to do the math to calculate Poppy and Branch’s ages and I keep confusing myself 😭 I hope I got it right I’ve never been good at math lol)
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hailstorm1816 · 4 months
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That feeling when the teacher calls on you, but you've been zoned out for 30 minutes
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ur-dad-satan · 3 months
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I fucking hate math
I fucking hate math so much. I was getting a problem with all letters wrong and I couldn't figure out why and when I let it walk me through the problem, I found out it was because the question was FUCKING CAPS SENSITIVE AND RATHER THAN FUCKING TELLING ME LIKE A NORMAL SUBJECT, IT JUST LET ME SIT THERE CONFUSED AS FUCK!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE MTH SO GODDAMN MUCH HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! FUCK PYTHAGORUS, FUCK EVERY SCIENCE DUDE WHO EVER CREATED MATH!!! I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU AND I HOPE YOUR ENDLESS SLEEP IS FULL OF NO REST AND YOU"RE CONSTANTLY ROLLING IN YOUR GRAVES FROM PEOPLE GETTING MATH PROBLEMS SO VERY WRONG!! I HOPE YOU ENJOOY YOUR ETERNAL HELLFIRE AND TORTURE!!
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anubiarts · 7 months
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i hate homework
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trans-ghostboi · 2 months
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Well fuck hw exists
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svvy2003 · 3 months
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The DJATS show timeline confuses me. For example, in the book, Julia was born on November 28th,1974. Billy didn't meet her until January 1975. In the show, he's there for her first Christmas. Either they changed her birthday,or he wasn't in rehab for two months. I just wish the wiki was more in depth. I also know that Billy and Camila's wedding was when she was two months pregnant,which would've been March- April 1974, but I can't think of an exact date.
Edit: okay, I did some math to get the date Camila got pregnant, and when she would've been seven weeks along,thanks to Google. Their wedding would've been April 13th. According to Google,it was a Saturday.
Edit 2: Yeah, watching the show can be helpful,but I'm not sitting through a 40-60 minute episode just for one thing. I mean,the only episode I watched was 3, and only for the Camilabilly / Billy and Julia scenes. Plus,too many timeskips. From what I understand from looking at screencaps, Julia starts out ep 5 at 6-7 months old, and ends it at nearly a year old. (If her birthday was still November in the show.) Also, it pains me to see anything Daisybilly or Edmila related. Hopefully the deleted scenes get released and give us more info. (Except for the Edmila s*x scene,bc wdym they slept together?)
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