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myveryownfanfiction · 6 months

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @fangsandroses, @illiana-mystery

warnings: mention of menstruation, swearing

“hey mon?” I asked as I shifted uncomfortably. “Do you have any…” I trailed off and gave her a look, knowing the guys didn’t like us talking about this in front of them. “In there?” I nodded towards the bathroom. Joey gave me a strange look and Monica nodded.

“yeah. Bottom drawer under the sink.” She said, a small smile of her face. “Pain killers are in the mirror cabinet.” I nodded my thanks and went to take care of my problem. When I was done, I stood in the doorway and scrunched up my nose. Joey looked over at me again.

“You alright (Y/N)?” He asked. I smiled at him and shook my head.

“not really. I’m gonna go across the hall and lay down.” I said, walking over and kissed his head. “I’ll see you all later.” A chorus of feel betters and see yous followed me out the door. I went over to joeys room and laid down with the intent to go to sleep.

“hey.” I turned and saw Joey standing in the doorway. “Phoebe explained why you aren’t feeling good.” I smiled softly at him. “Monica gave me some stuff for the bathroom and I thought I’d come keep you company. Get you anything you needed y’know?” I nodded and held my hand out for him.

“Joey.” I breathed out. “You’re sweet.” He shrugged and looked a little bashful. “Right now I need you here with me.” He took my hand and curled up next to me. Laying my head on his chest, I gently drew circles on his shirt. “You said phoebe explained it?”

“yeah. She was actually really nice about it. Chandler was being judgy.” Joey complained. I nodded and looked up at him with a smile.

“Why don’t you tell me what she said and I can explain it a bit more?” I offered. Joey lit up and I breathed out a sigh of relief as he started asking questions.

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lunarywriting · 2 months

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🤍🌸 • ° Materlist ° • 🌸🤍

Legend

fluff 🌷

lime 🍋‍🟩 slight suggestive content (making out for example ..)

lemon 🍋 lighter version of smut

hurt/comfort 🌤️ characters are in pain at a moment in the story but it all ends with happiness

angst ☔ characters suffering mentally and emotionally

WIP : work in progress

All my writings are Fem!Reader unless mentioned otherwise

❀ More about me at the bottom of this post

I'm trying my best with English since it's not my mother tongue and I will take all the advices 🤍

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Multi-chapter

- Star Wars -

Obi Wan Kenobi

Obi Wan x You | 🌷 • 🍋‍🟩 • 🍋 |

WIP

word count :

summary : you’re on a break from your jedi missions as your period pains were aching you, making you stay in bed. maybe your former master would know something to ease your pain.. or maybe not.

WARNINGS : mention of menstruation pain ; slight angst ; lime (making out & teasing) ; HOT LEMON at the end ;

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• Friends •

Joey Tribbiani

The One with the Sketchbook

Joey x You | 🌷 • 🍋‍🟩 |

WIP

word count : -

summary : you're an art student who comes to ny for your last year of degree. it's your first time in the US so you discover life in new york thanks to joey, your new roommate, and his next-door friends ;

warnings : suggestive content ;

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Rachel & Joey

The One with Rachel's Feelings

Rachel x Joey |🌷| Fix-it Fic

WIP

word count :

summary : rectifying the barbados event love thing between our fav roommates, despite all the respect I have for the original show's authors work ;

warnings : none, this just fluffy fluff, with some light angst ;

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- Jurassic World -

Owen Grady

Can't stop loving you

Owen x You (Self-Insert) | 🌷 • ☔ • 🍋 |

WIP

word count : -

summary : you got a chance to work on Isla Nublar as a trainer for herbivorous dinos. an unexpected colleague piqued your curiosity as he was the trainer of.. actual living raptors. featuring an unexpected lady boss that broke into your life, and broke your heart ;

warnings : lime & (very) hot lemon, angsty lemon but! happy ending ;

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- Tolkien - Middle Earth -

Kili

Stardusts' Hope

Kili x Fem!Elf Reader | ☔ • 🌷 |

WIP

word count: -

summary: a dwarf prince and an elven lady; alternative ending of the battle of the five armies ;

warnings : -

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One-shots

• Friends •

Joey Tribbiani

The One with the Scars

Joey x You (Self-Insert) | 🌤️ • 🌷 • 🍋‍🟩 |

WIP

words: -

summary: joey and you have been close friends for a long time. he has been there for you during your recovery after your surgery, and this, certainly, has changed everything ;

warnings: no graphic descriptions but scars and physical pain related to the healing process ; (please avoid reading if you are uncomfortable with these topics) ; some sensitive references ;

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The One with Ross's Ex

Joey x You | 🌤️ • 🌷 • 🍋‍🟩|

WIP

word count : -

summary : after you break up with Ross, the situation doesn't get better. your friends are here for you, and Joey is there. maybe your true love has been in front of you since the beginning ;

warnings : some references ;

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The One with the Cinema Tickets

Joey x You (Self-Insert) | 🌷 • 🍋‍🟩 |

WIP

word count : -

summary : you had a crush on joey since months but the only one to know was your bestie, chandler ;

warnings : some references ;

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The One with the Flower Shop Owner

Joey x You | 🌷 |

WIP

word count : - summary : joey went to a flower shop as he wanted to make a surprise for Emma's birthday, and he saw you, with a pink peony bouquet in your hands ; warnings : some references ;

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- Actors -

Matt Leblanc

The One with the Race

Matt x You (self-insert) | 🌷 • 🍋‍🟩 |

WIP

word count : -

summary : you attend your first Formula 1 GP and you encounter someone who will be your companion for the week end, and maybe more ;

warnings : mention of mourning, loss ; some ref (making out) ;

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Will Poulter

Golden Soul

Will x Reader | 🌷 • 🍋 |

WIP

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summary : you were invited to tell your story at schools as you were approached by an association fighting against bullying & child abuse ;

warnings : anxiety crisis/stress/lack of breath mention/describing ; suggestive content ; lemon (lighter version of smut - no dirty talk, no bad words but suggestion of sex, making out);

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❀ About me : you can call me Nienna and in life, I'm a French painter. Obsessed with drawing, writing, drinking tea and petting cats. Other than that I recently discovered I was still able to fangirl just like a teen. And I'm currently nourishing a hard passion for the Friends TV series.. so I write a lot for Joey ♡

❀ with this blog I want to write fics or just feelings I need to express. I never dared to share my stories/fictional writings publicly so it's a big step for me. (I don't write nasty smut (bad/slut talking, too raw for me), but I like to write some lime and lemon, lighter versions of smut) !

❀ I will update this list when a writing will be ready/published and if I add new wips !

header picture is not mine !

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starry-moonshine · 6 months

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Hello!

I wanted to let everyone know that I am back after a long hiatus. I also wanted to say that I'm coming out with a Friends master list, and could use some requests!

I also wanted to say that I am very saddened by the death of Matthew Perry, and want to send my condolences to his friends, family, co-stars and fellow friends fans. May he rest in peace.

Thank you.

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stevesbanana · 1 year

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Shut up and pop a tit fr

#joey tribbiani #friends series #friends #bullet train tangerine #tangerine imagine #tangerine incorrect quotes #tangerine x reader #tangerine fanfiction #lemon and tangerine #tangerine fic #tangerine #bullet train 2022 #bullet train #aaron taylor johnson #atj #matt leblanc

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gothicwidowsworld · 5 years

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Joey Tribbiani #1

Imagine...

Your Husband Joey being really excited after you tell him your pregnant. "I love babies with their little baby shoes...."

Gif Source

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blueberry-muffin · 6 years

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I need more Joey Tribbiani/Matt LeBlanc x oc ffs, please x

I'm so in love rn. Ive just finished Episodes, am watching Joey and Man With a Plan.

I'm telling you - IN LOVE

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athenaeum-simps · 3 years

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Credit:- @sunphooledits on Instagram

#joey tribbiani #joey tribbiani x reader #friends #friends series #matt leblanc

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writerdream22 · 4 years

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This is my entry to @moonlit-imagines writing contest! I'm sorry I published it so late, but I hope you like it anyways!

pairing: Joey Tribbiani x reader, Chandler Bing x reader

prompt: “Can we get some food?”

warnings: none.

I haven't actually written anything in a while, so I hope this will be an enjoyable piece for you to read ✨🌻💛

REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY OPEN

It was very dark outside, but you couldn't tell the time.

Maybe it was 4am, maybe it was 11pm. Maybe it was just particularly dark outside.

You were so tired that getting up from your comfortable bed had been a challenge.

You had heard your boyfriend Joey get up from his bed after getting woken up by Chandler, yours and his best friend and roommate. You obviously knew that it was another prank of his, but you weren't aware of what he had planned this time.

As you walked into your apartment's living room, you noticed that Chandler was standing right in the middle of the area.

“Good morning, y/n” he told you, grinning for an unknown reason.

“It can't be morning, Chan” you answered him “Where is Joey, by the way? He hasn't come to bed yet. What did you tell him this time?”

“I couldn't sleep, so I convinced him that it was already morning and he straight up went to get ready” he responded “I think he fell asleep on the toilet”

“You're so... unbelievable” you sighed, walking past him and opening the bathrooms door.

“I'm hungry, can we get some food?” you said.

“At this time? What would you like to get at.... 2am?” Chandler responded, quite confused by what you'd said.

“Pizza!” you exclaimed.

That's when Joey woke up.

“Pizza? Where?” said man shouted, sitting up and nervously looking around himself.

“We're gonna buy some when it's actually morning, honey. It's not even morning yet” I answered him, sweetly taking him by the arm and leading him to our shared bedroom.

“It's Chandler's fault, isn't it?” Joey questioned, trying to put up a sentence, getting a nod from me as an answer. “He's a bad guy” he added, frowning.

“Yes, Joe. He's the worst” I remarked, looking sideways at our best friend who had been looking at us for the whole time.

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boxofbadaddiction · 4 years

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*not my gifs*

#our boy got that Captain America goin on 👀👀#hp #harry potter #george weasley #hp imagine #george weasley x reader #weasley twins #harry potter imagine #harry potter fanfiction #james and oliver phelps #oliver phelps #joey tribbiani #matt leblanc #f.r.i.e.n.d.s #F.R.I.E.N.D.S gif #mine

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fooled-around-and-fell · 5 years

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Moved Out

“Summary: Joey decided to move out of the apartment that you, Chandler and Joey himself shared. And having feelings for Joey, it makes things emotional and difficult.

Genre: romance

Pairing: Joey Tribbiani x female reader

a/n: having major throwbacks with friends :D and the timeline is different with the original s2 ep17 episode

Today’s work couldn’t get any better. Your boss wasn’t too harsh on you, you had a great lunch with co-workers, honestly, nothing can ruin your day. Especially when you thought about coming home to your best friends and roommates, Joey and Chandler.

You’ve been living there for almost over a year now, and you’ve known the guys very well. Chandler was like a stupid brother you never had, and Joey... Joey had always stood out to you.

He was charming, nice, caring, though he can be an ass sometimes, but you could always forgive his antics. You smiled as you reached your apartment, but when you heard Joey and Chandler having an argument, you stopped to hear their conversation.

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“Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.” Joey said.

Chandler snorted, “Well it wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while.”

“Alright, you want the truth? I'm thinkin' about it.” Joey scoffed and shrugged.

“What?”

“I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need roommates anymore.” Joey said.

You closed the door and that made both the guys to look at you. You bit your lip, “You’re moving out?”

Joey sighed and his arm dropped to his side while one pinched his temples, “Listen, Y/N, I-”

“It’s fine, Joey.” You chuckled, “it- things like this happen, right..?”

You made your way to your room without looking at him or Chandler. After a few sentences being thrown between the two guys, you heard their doors slam shut and sighed. Never did you think that this day would come so soon.

Let’s face it, someone moving out is inevitable. You knew it was coming, whether it was Chandler, Joey or even you, but you just never thought that it would be this soon and this painful. And the fact that you have feelings for Joey doesn’t help either.

How often would you be able to see Joey now? Would he be too busy or too far away to see you guys every now and then? Would he even come over again? You’re afraid that he’s going to move on with his life, and you’d be forgotten, as selfish as that sounded.

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The next morning, you were at Monica’s helping the girls with breakfast - because you don’t really want to face Joey at the moment, until the said guy walked in. You paused from buttering the baguette to glance at Joey before clenching your jaw and continuing.

It didn’t go unnoticed by Joey.

“Morning, Joey, are you okay?” Phoebe asked him.

“Yeah. Yeah, I’m fine.” Joey bit his inner cheek and grabbed a glass of juice. “So, uh.. I heard you girls got a tattoo?”

“I got a heart, Pheebs chickened out.” Rachel said as she ate her bread.

Phoebe scoffed, “I got a tattoo of Earth from a great distance. It’s the way my mother sees me from heaven.”

“Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?'” Rachel chuckled.

You cleared your throat and grabbed your bag and coat, “I’m gonna go to work, guys.”

“Wha- hey, you haven’t eaten your breakfast?” Monica asked.

“Oh, yeah, I’ll just eat it on the way. Um, see you guys later.” You smiled and quickly left.

You knew it was childish that you’re upset with Joey moving out, and that you couldn’t even look at him normally anymore, but...you couldn’t help it. God, feelings could be such a drag sometimes.

“So, did something happen between you two?” Rachel asked Joey with her eyebrows raised.

Joey frowned, “what do you mean? Of course not. We’re fine.”

“None of you looked fine.” Monica said.

Joey sighed, “I just.. I might move out, that’s all..”

“Oh, where are you gonna move to?” Phoebe asked.

“I don’t know... I’m still thinkin’ about it.”

--

So it was official. Probably in a few days, Joey’s going to move out, and it’s just gonna be you and Chandler. Both of you are still pretty sad - you still haven’t talked about it with Joey, but the argument between the guys had been resolved.

“So,” Chandler said as he handed you the chocolate ice cream pint with a big spoon, “have you talked to him?”

“No,” You said with your mouth full of ice cream.

“You can’t forever be mad at him, you know.”

You sighed, “I’m not mad at him... I’m just...”

Chandler waited patiently for you to continue as you passed the ice cream.

“What if he forgets us? What if he moves on..finds other friends, better cafes?” You brought a pillow to your lap, “I mean, I’m happy for him that he’s succeeding in his career, and I know I’m being selfish right now, but...I don’t want him out of my life, Chandler. I don’t want to lose him like...”

Chandler put his arms around you and set the ice cream down. “Hey, hey, calm down. He’s not going to end up like Brandon. Joey’s ten times better than that jerk. He’s not gonna leave us for showbiz.”

“I know,” You sniffed and laughed at yourself, “why do I always have feelings for the wrong person at the wrong time?”

Chandler smiled sadly and sighed. He glanced at the small tv screen and pursed his lips when he saw Joey’s reflection there, standing by the door, mouth agape, having heard his conversation with you.

--

It was moving day. The whole gang was helping Joey pack. Chandler was sitting on the kitchen counter, while the others were taping boxes and labeling them.

“Hey, so you guys are still gonna visit me, right?” Joey asked.

Ross grinned, “Oh yeah, you’ve got the big TV, we’ll be there all the time,” he gave Chandler a look, “except when we’re here.”

Phoebe smiled longingly at the memories, “I know you’re just gonna move uptown, but I’ll be missing you.”

“I know, how can you not be across the hall anymore,” Monica mused.

“Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and-” Rachel noticed something weird in between Joey’s stuff, “hey, is that my bra?? What the hell you doin’ with my bra?”

Joey grinned, “Oh no-no, it's uh, it's not what you think. We uh, we used it to, you know, fling water balloons off the roof. Remember that, those junior high kids couldn't even get theirs across the street.”

You and Chandler smiled longingly. “Yeah, I remember.” Chandler replied quietly.

Ross and the others went to bring Joey’s stuff to the truck, knowing that you and Joey might need some time alone. You were sitting on the couch, looking at the empty apartment. It’s going to be very quiet now without Joey around.

“Hey,” Joey sat next to you. “You..uh.. you okay?”

You smiled and nodded, “Are you- um, are you all set up?”

“Yeah, I um.. Chandler’s keeping the foosball, he needs the practice.”

You let out a small laugh and tried your best not to spill any tears.

“Y/N... I’m still going to hang out with you guys.” Joey smiled and put his hand on your back, “I’m not going anywhere, and you guys can’t leave me out of the group that easily.”

You smiled in appreciation, “I know... I know.”

Taking a deep breath, you finally look at him and pat his cheek. “I’m gonna miss you, idiot.”

Joey held your hand on his cheek and smiled, “I’m gonna miss you too.”

He lowered your hand and put his on the side of your face instead. He pulled you closer to him and closed his eyes, as you closed yours and feel your lips finally touch with his.

You didn’t know whether this was a mistake or not, but the moment you pulled away from that kiss and saw Joey, you wanted that kiss to be something.

“Tell me you’re not doing this just because I’m crying right now.”

Joey smiled and kissed your one more time. “I’m not.”

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fandom-imagines-stories · 6 years

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The One That Realized

Joey Tribbiani x Reader

Words: 1195

Requested by Anon: Oh my god please do!! I know you're on a hiatus but if for when you come back could you do a joey x Reader where there's a lot of sexual tension and one day they just snap (no smut though lol) and then try to keep their relationship a secret (like Monica and Chandler) and get caught and it's cute and fluffy. It's okay if you don't want to do this. I also want you taking your time on your hiatus!

Note: Again, you guys are the absolute best! Thank you for sending this in, I had so much fun writing it! (Feeling Christmassy so that’s when this is!)

“Fine!” You screamed.

“Fine!” He shouted back. He stormed out of the apartment, slamming the door behind him. You leaned against the counter, running your fingers through your hair in frustration. You looked up when you heard the door reopen and he rushed over to you and collided his lips with yours.

Two Nights Before

All you wanted was to get out of that room. The man sitting across from you was droning on about some political thing that you couldn't care less about, and you sat there, desperately waiting for your savior to arrive. You checked your watch casually and let out a silent sigh of relief as the familiar head of slicked back black hair walked through the door of the small restaurant.

“There you are!” Joey exclaimed, racing toward your table. “I have been looking all over for you. You’re late for your appointment with…” He cast a look at your date and winked. “Santa.” You stood up, checking your watch.

“Oh my god, you’re right!” You yelled. You looked around, hoping that your wide eyes came off as crazed. “I can’t believe I’m late!” You pat your date on the arm. “I am so sorry but I have to go.” Joe leaned in and whispered.

“My cousin is a little,” He twirled his finger and whistled. “Thanks for watching her, but I think it’s best if I take it from here.” Your date’s mouth hung open and closed like a fish out of water. Joey lead you outside where the two of you erupted in laughter.

“Do you think he fell for it?” You wheezed, ducking under the large window, peeking inside to see him place the check on the table and start to leave.

“Well it got you out of there, didn’t it?” Joey pulled you behind the corner as the man left the restaurant, quickly calling a cab.

“Thank you, by the way.” You said as he threw his arm over your shoulders. “If I had to stay in there, I actually might have gone crazy.”

“I was planning on seeing if you wanted to go to a movie or something tonight anyway.” Joey shrugged. You shook your head, laying it on his shoulder.

“Can we just go back to your place? I have no interest in interacting with any more people tonight.” Since his apartment was just around the block, it didn’t take long before you were able to collapse onto the couch with a content sigh. A small Christmas tree was set up in the corner and a plate of cookies from Monica sat on the counter for the taking. Joey brought them over and plopped down next to you, flipping through the channels on the TV.

“Any plans for the holidays?” He wondered casually. You shrugged.

“Just me, my pajamas, and It’s a Wonderful Life on repeat.” Your parents went on a couple’s cruise every year for Christmas, and since you were an only child Christmas was never a super big deal. Joey gave you a look.

“No way.” He shook his head, eyebrows still furrowed in disbelief. “You’re coming over for dinner with me and my family.” You laughed.

“I don’t really think I would fit in.” Compared to his clan of rambunctious Italians, you were an awkward nobody that never did well at social gatherings.

“Don’t be ridiculous! My family loves you.” Joey turned to you, his eyes filled with something you couldn’t identify. “Besides… I want you to be there.” Your faces grew closer and closer. He coughed and looked back at the TV. “You know, as friends.”

“Yeah of course.” You chuckled nervously. You punched his shoulder. “Buddy.” He pat your back awkwardly.

“Pal.”

The rest of the night was just the two of you watching Baywatch and you eventually sauntering home. Christmas Eve consisted of all of your last minute shopping, including gifts you now had to buy for all of Joey’s sisters.

Christmas day arrived and you waited outside the door of Joey’s family’s house anxiously, smiling brightly when his mother answered.

“I can’t believe you didn’t say a word all of dinner. My mother probably thinks you’re some kind of mute!” Joey yelled as he followed you into your apartment. You stormed through the door.

“What was I supposed to do?”

“Say something!” He barked. “Anything would have been better than pouting the entire time.”

“I told you this was a bad idea, but you just wouldn’t listen.” You pointed an accusing finger at him. “I’m not good with people Joey!”

“You’ve always been fine with me. How is that any different?” He waited as you fumbled for an answer.

“It just-” You growled. “It just is.”

“Well if you can’t give me any kind of explanation than I might as well just go home.”

“Fine!” You screamed.

“Fine!” He shouted back. He stormed out of the apartment, slamming the door behind him. You leaned against the counter, running your fingers through your hair in frustration. You looked up when you heard the door reopen and he rushed over to you and collided his lips into yours.

It didn’t seem real at first. But as time passed, your lips moved in a dance, your feet carrying the two of you to your couch. You fell back and you’re silence at dinner was more than forgiven.

“Merry Christmas, Y/N.” Joey whispered into your hair as the two of you bordered on sleep. HIs arms were draped around you and you breathed out in content.

“Merry Christmas.”

Morning, was a completely different story. As part of a little tradition you and your girlfriends had, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel all showed up at your apartment while Joey was in the shower. They came in, arms filled with presents and platters of food, singing Christmas carols at the top of their lungs. You faked a smile and ushered them inside. Joey started to come out of the bathroom, but you signaled for him to go back, earning a confused look.

��The girls.” You whisper-shouted. His mouth formed an O and he closed the door.

“What was that?” Rachel asked, hearing the sound.

“Oh, um, it was nothing. Just the wind.” You fumbled. She narrowed her eyes.

“You have a man here.”

“W-what? No, I don’t.” You laughed nervously. She pushed passed you and searched the apartment. “Rachel, what are you doing? There isn’t anybody here.”

“You have that ‘I had sex last night’ look in your eye and you are a very bad lier. Where is he?” You sighed, knowing that she wasn’t going to give up. You knocked on the bathroom door.

“It’s okay, you can come out.” You called. Joey stepped out, having put on a pair of pants, but nothing else. You began to explain. “I’ve had feelings for Joey for a while now, and everything just kind of happened, but I want you guys to know that this isn’t a one-night-stand. Not for me, anyway.”

“Or for me,” Joey added, slipping his arm around your waist. The three woman looked at each other and then back at the two of you, all responding with a single word.

“Finally!”

#joey tribbiani #f.r.i.e.n.d.s #joey tribbiani x reader #friends imagines #matt leblanc #merry christmas #happy holidays

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myveryownfanfiction · 1 year

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18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

warnings: swearing, low self worth

AN: so my friends saved my birthday but I still am gonna post this as I think it’s pretty good.

I rubbed my eye as I climbed the flight of stairs. I paused in the middle of the hallway, looking from one door to the other. Finally making up my mind, I knocked on the door. It opened quickly and Joey immediately pulled me into a hug after seeing my face.

“I got you.” He murmured as he maneuvered us into the apartment.

“I know the party doesn’t start for a couple hours but I needed to get out.” My words were muffled against his shoulder. “I ordered a pizza.” Joey pulled back and looked at me in shock.

“you ordered a pizza without me?!” He cried. I laughed as I wiped away the remaining tears.

“It’s getting delivered here.” I patted his chest and pulled him closer. He gently stroked my hair as he started to rock back and forth.

“That’s better.” He grumbled. “The Joey special?” I nodded as I tightened my grip on him. I chuckled as he let go of me to pump his fist.

“Want to play some foosball?” I asked as I pulled away. Joey hesitated as I made my way to the table. I rolled one of the arms and looked up at him. Nodding Joey joined me. We played until the pizza showed up and then we set up at the counter.

“Want to talk about it?” I shrugged.

“Same old shit.” I muttered. “When am I gonna meet someone, when am I moving out, when am I going to grow up.” Joey reached over and squeezed my hand. “Is it so wrong that I just want to live my life on my terms?”

“There’s nothing wrong with it.” He offered. “If it helps any, Rachel moved in with Ross. I could use a roommate.” I smiled as I met his eyes.

“that’d be great. It’s closer to work and I get them off my back.” Joey smiled and nodded before going back to his pizza.

“so that’s one down.” I nodded. “And in theory, that’s all down. Since they won’t know…” I nodded again.

“I’m really thankful you guys don’t care.” I muttered, not meeting his gaze. “Sometimes I don’t think I’m lovable. You ever feel that way?” Looking up, Joey frowned at me.

“I’m lovable. You’re lovable.” He stood up and hugged me again. “We all love you (Y/N).” I shook my head, resting my head on his shoulder.

“That’s not what I mean Joey.” He squeezed me tighter.

“I know what you mean.” He kissed the top of my head. “I love you.” I squeezed my eyes shut. “Like I really love you.” Squeezing him tighter, I looked up at him.

“Really?” My voice shook. Joey nodded before cupping my cheek. “Joey please don’t…” he shook his head.

“I’m not.” His thumb moved back and forth over my cheekbone. “I love you. For who you are.” Squeezing my eyes shut again, I leaned into his touch.

“I love you too Joey.” Opening my eyes, I saw the bright smile he gave me, forcing a matching one onto my face.

“Happy birthday (Y/N).” He whispered before giving me the best gift he ever could.

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here is a piece of fan art of my latest obsession--ROBOTUS Version Alpha Beta, the robotic clone of the fictional president meant to be easy to control, appearing in the cartoon TV show based on government conspiracy theories, Inside Job. the same robotic fake president quickly turns sentient, has an existential crisis, and begins to despise humanity when connected to the whole of the internet & seeing the evil humans perform. that is--he wants to kill everyone--except for the character Joey Tribbiani played by Matt LeBlanc, from the old sitcom "Friends", who he absolutely adores. oh yeah the guy adores "Friends", and he acts evil but he is a total tsundere sweetie underneath. i adore him so much and he reminds me of William--i clearly have a type... and i need more of him now. WHERE IS MY SEASON 2 I NEEEEED MORE ROBOTUS CONTENTTTT that's it i'm writing an X Reader for him. no one has written one yet so i must do my duty 👔⚙️⚠️🔌🇺🇲🔌⚠️⚙️👔 - - #robotus #robotusversionalphabeta #robotusalphabeta #insidejob #insidejobfanart #insidejobart #insidejobrobotus #potus #president #robot #android #cartoon #cartoonart #cartoonfanart #unitedstates #america #unitedstatesofamerica #art #artwork #drawing #drawings #visualart #artist #visualartist #traditionalart #traditionalartwork #traditionalartist #fanart #fanartwork #fanartist (at Las Vegas, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWr_nPUr3Hd/?utm_medium=tumblr

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rawiswhore · 5 years

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Jimmy Urine x Fem Reader- “Angel of the Morning”

Here’s someone you never see me write fanfics about: Jimmy Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence!

I know that I’ve written 2 fanfics similar to this one I’m about to type, but this was a fantasy I had last year on this very day and I remember even listening to some of these aforementioned songs that day so I could fantasize of singing them to Jimmy. He was my current crush at the moment.

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You opened your eyes in the arms of Jimmy Urine, your head was resting on his chest like it was a pillow.

Your ear was pressed against his heart, the first thing you heard when you woke up was the sound of his heartbeat.

His arms were wrapped around you, he was still fast asleep.

You looked on the right side of the bed: your clothes and his clothes on the floor.

Jimmy looked like this while he was still asleep, minus the clothes, microphone and his eyes were closed:

Thank God his hair didn’t look like it was made of knives like it was in the “Never Wanted To Dance” video.

You had a special surprise for Jimmy.

Since he was half Hispanic, you were going to sing some songs in Spanish and some Spanish-inspired songs.

You had to take some time to fully wake up though.

You then slightly raised your body up and put your hand on Jimmy’s chin and began singing...

“I want your tender kiss, to caress on my lips” you sang, to the tune of the chorus of Christina Aguilera’s “El Beso Del Final”.

Jimmy’s eyes started opening, fluttering.

Yes!, you thought. He’s waking up!

You have such a beautiful voice, so silky and smooth.

“I want your warm embrace” you sang “And to wake up to your faaaaace”...

How ironic you sang this, the first thing Jimmy Urine saw when he woke up was your face singing to him.

He saw your eyes and your face looking down at you,

“I want to do so much with you, you’re stuck to my mind like glue” you sang “Do you love me as much as I love you? I really hope do...I hope your love is true”.

“Man, that’s really pretty” were the first words out of Jimmy’s mouth today. “Did you write that?”

“Kinda...” you said.

“What do you mean ‘kinda’?”

“Well” you explained “It’s originally a Christina Aguilera song sung in Spanish, I love this song and wanted to sing it to you since you’re Hispanic, but I translated the Spanish lyrics in English, and the lyrics in English aren’t so romantic, so I changed the lyrics, at least the chorus, anyway”.

You actually wanted to sing another Christina song a few minutes from now.

“I have some songs I want to sing to you this morning” you said.

You began singing another song to him. A song he probably doesn’t know about (most people don’t know this song).

“You left a fire in my eyes, that lightens up the darkest skies, I'm giving up I'm letting go...

Take me back to my sweet lavida Find my love my dolce vita Show me where I need to go Donde esta mi chico latino”

“Estoy aqui” Jimmy said, pointing to himself, with a big smile on his face. “That’s catchy. Did you write that song?”

“No” you said “It’s by Geri Halliwell, Ginger Spice from the Spice Girls. She was the redhead in the group, wore that Union Jack/British flag dress”.

“Ohhhhhhhh” Jimmy said.

You had another song you wanted to sing to him. Wonder if Jimmy recognizes this song since he’s part Mexican and grew up in the 70′s, when this song was released and sung in Spanish?

“Quiero en tus manos abiertas buscar mi camino y que te sientas mujer solamente conmigo Hoy tengo ganas de ti, hoy tengo ganas de ti. Quiero apagar en tus labios la sed de mi alma y descubrir el amor juntos cada mañana Hoy tengo ganas de ti, hoy tengo ganas de ti.”

While you were singing this to him, you were gently stroking his hair, combing his hair with your fingers.

Jimmy started noticing something.

“Are you singing me these Spanish songs or Spanish-esque songs because...”

Before he could finish his sentence, you interrupted him, saying “You’re half Mexican? Yes. That’s exactly why I’m singing them to you”.

“Ay, me gusta mucho” Jimmy said, a big smile on his face.

“Gracias” you said, smiling back at him.

“De nada” he responded.

You had 2 more Spanish inspired songs by two women who were part Latina to sing to him.

“I’m reaching out to touch you, in the middle of the night” you sang “And I don't know if I've been sleeping But I hold my pillow tight Are you real or are you my imagination playin games? I can set you free You'll always be my eternal flame Your dreamy eyes They just wont say good-bye Well it must be my fate cause I just cant escape And the passion never dies Oh, dreamy eyes No matter how I cry I just can't reach you dreamy eyes”.

“That’s so pretty” Jimmy responded. “Who sings that? Did you write that song?”.

“No, I didn’t” you said. “It’s by Christina Aguilera. Actually, I read Christina wanted to sing music like that what I just sang to you on her debut album, that album had ‘Genie in a Bottle’ and ‘What A Girl Wants’ on that album, but her record company said ‘no’ to it. Not even Christina herself approved of the teenybopper bubblegum pop on her debut album!”.

Jimmy chuckled at what you said.

Jimmy probably doesn’t like Christina Aguilera besides her singing voice.

You had one more song to sing to him by a diva very much like Christina, so much, she was one of Christina’s musical influences, and this song sounds like that Christina song you just sang.

“I'd give my all to have Just one more night with you I'd risk my life to feel Your body next to mine 'Cause I can't go on Living in the memory of our song I'd give my all for your love tonight”

“That song sounds really familiar” Jimmy said. “Who sang it?”

“Mariah Carey” you answered.

“Ohhhhhhhhhh” Jimmy responded.

Jimmy probably despises Mariah.

“That sounds like that Christina Aguilera song you just sang for me” Jimmy said.

“I know, right?” you said. “Christina is inspired by Mariah, not to mention that kind of R&B was big around the time that Mariah song came out. Toni Braxton’s ‘Unbreak My Heart’“.

Jimmy does probably remember that song. And he probably hates it too. I think even Toni Braxton hates that song too.

You then lower your body and lay your head on his chest again, like his chest was a pillow.

“Jimmy” you said. “I remember when you said you loved movie soundtracks growing up, that was what you were inspired by growing up”.

“I was” Jimmy said. “’Star Wars’“

“I love movie soundtracks too” you said. “The background music to the 90′s remake of ‘Lolita’, the one with Jeremy Irons and Melanie Griffith in it. The music in that movie is beautiful.

I also love the soundtrack music to ‘Cool World’; that raunchier ‘Roger Rabbit’ knockoff with Kim Basinger and Brad Pitt. And ‘Wild Orchid’, a movie in the late 80′s starring Mickey Rourke that was like a predecessor to ‘50 Shades of Grey’”.

“Wow” Jimmy said. “I didn’t even know that about you”.

“I also have other movie soundtrack music I love” you responded. “’Red Shoe Diaries’, do you remember that show? That was also a ‘50 Shades of Grey’ predecessor. Matt LeBlanc from ‘Friends’ and David Duchovny from ‘The X Files’ got their starts on that show. I love the music on that show”.

“I vaguely remember ‘Red Shoe Diaries’” Jimmy said.

“It’s a hot show” you said. “We should binge watch it together. I also really enjoy the music to that ‘Basic Instinct’ knockoff ‘Body of Evidence’, with Madonna and Willem Dafoe”.

“You really seem to love the music to erotic thrillers, don’t you?” Jimmy said.

“I do, absolutely. It’s really beautiful, sexy, well done music” you said. “I want to cuddle with you to the music from those movies and shows someday, maybe even do other things besides cuddling to that music, ifyknowwhatimean”.

Jimmy let out a chuckle from his mouth.

You looked at the time. It was now 8:30.

Uh oh. We need to have breakfast now!

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Actually, a few days after August 7th, 2018, I wanted to listen to the “Love Theme” from “Wild Orchid” because I was stressed out and I was fantasizing of cuddling with Rick Sanchez and Nergal from “The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy” to it.

Also, in November 2018, I was fantasizing of being in Cuba in the ocean, Jimmy Urine was holding me, my legs were wrapped around his waist, I was in a bikini and he was in a pair of swim trunks.

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Sports movies that would be more fun to emulate in real life than ‘Field of Dreams’

Photo by Charles Ommanney/The Washington Post via Getty Images

MLB wants to emulate ‘Field of Dreams’ next season, and that’s fine. But if we’re being honest, big league adaptations of these movies would be even cooler.

I’ve never seen Field of Dreams. It’s probably fine? From what I gather it’s sickly sweet with a lot of I Love You Dad-type stuff engineered to exploit our too-human hearts.

The effect is apparently pretty strong, because Field of Dreams is still revered 30 year after it was released. So much so that Major League Baseball will try to bring the movie to life by making the Yankees and White Sox play in an Iowa cornfield next season.

If you build it ��@Yankees. @whitesox. THE Field of Dreams. August 13, 2020. pic.twitter.com/RuBpS04BgG

— Cut4 (@Cut4) August 8, 2019

Ignoring the fact MLB’s promotional image implies Aaron Judge, Gleyber Torres, Tim Anderson, and Yoan Moncada are ghosts walking out of the cornfield, and therefore will have shuffled off this mortal coil by the time the game is played, this could be fun! Baseball is a goofy sport that is enhanced when played in goofy places. Why not!

But it does get us thinking: What famous sports movies would be even more fun to replicate for a one-off event? Here are some of our ideas. Go ahead and tell us yours via your nearest comment section and/or Twitter account. Being realistic awards you no bonus points.

Eddie (1996)

Pretty sure everyone reading this has had this fantasy. Take a vocal fan out of the stands, let them coach the Knicks, and if they win the fan gets to keep the job until the Knicks lose again. There’s no risk to a cratering team. In fact, the changeup might help break the loop of hope and letdown (and hope and letdown) that the Knicks have been stuck in for 20 years. — Louis Bien

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

I want this. I want this, like, yesterday. How have we gone 15 years without someone trying to take the world of professional dodgeball by storm with professional wrestling-esque characters, overwhelming production values and all the pageantry it entails?

The best part is that since this is a one-off event we can totally get Jason Bateman to do commentary and stick Chuck Norris courtside. I’m almost upset I’m sharing this information here, because I know some wealthy industrialist is going to steal this idea. — James Dator

Nacho Libre (2006)

First off, yes, wrestling is a real sport. The action might be slightly scripted but the moves are real. Imagine a random cook in a monastery becoming a luchador. It’s an underdog story for the ages. He even fights for a great cause: so the orphans in the church can eat better quality foods. It’s a heartwarming story filled with adventure and danger, mostly from the fear of having their bones broken from getting power-bombed. Picking a random person and making them a part-time luchador is an event worth watching. Especially if one of their first matches is an eight-person battle royale. Sign me up for the chaos. - Vijay Vemu

Teen Wolf (1985)

I just want to see people get eaten. — Christian D’Andrea

Air Bud (1997) or Treasure Buddies (2012)

The Air Bud archives, including its spinoff series Air Buddies and Santa Paws, is more voluminous than the Police Academy and Mission Impossible franchises put together. And you really couldn’t go wrong picking ANY of its 14 installments. SO MANY GOOD DOGS.

For the sake of brevity, I’ll narrow it down to two: OG basketball-playing Air Bud, which still holds up 22 years later, and which seems like the most logical choice if we’re talking about replicating it in real life. (Here’s one suggestion for the starring role.)

The other is Treasure Buddies, which I have never seen and technically isn’t a sports movie but gets the nod based on a Wikipedia description that belongs in a museum:

The Buddies find themselves on an Indiana Jones style adventure.

Yes, please. — Sarah Hardy

Over the Top (1987)

Don’t you want to win an arm wrestling championship? — Russ Oates

The Sandlot (1993)

The Sandlot — or more specifically Sandlot 2 (2005), where girls exist and play sports — is truly the only answer here. Since about age 7, all I wanted to experience was playing baseball at the sandlot, and that hasn’t changed as I’ve gotten older. Just make sure James Earl Jones is present. — Kennedi Landry

Brink! (1998)

Brink! is a Disney Channel original movie about extreme in-line skating and how capitalism exerts its influence on our passions. But the X-Games already exists, so we don’t need to bring skating to life, we just need ... more milkshakes to the face.

Pup ‘N Suds forever. — Michael Katz

Like Mike (2002)

I need to see a 4’ tall child dunking on NBA Players. — Tyson Whiting

Ed (1996)

In this film, Matt LeBlanc (who is basically channeling Joey, because what else is he going to do, he is Matt LeBlanc) winds up as an errand boy for a professional minor league baseball team. One of his errands has him cross paths with the titular Ed, a chimpanzee who, it turns out, is really, really good at playing baseball for unsaid reasons. Hijinks ensue. This film has everything — a fart-off, some light animal torture, a magical coin (?), and yes, a meta Friends reference — all of it terrible. In fact, we called it the worst sports movie ever made.

But am I going to sit here and pretend it wouldn’t be awesome to play minor league ball with a farting monkey? No, reader. I am not.

— Ryan Simmons

Slap Shot (1977)

Nobody wears a helmet. Fighting, while not exactly legal, is certainly encouraged. As is putting on the foil. Winning captain has to strip down to his jock strap. Don Cherry would spontaneously combust, leaving a technicolor apparition muttering about “Old Time Hockey” for all eternity. — Paul Flannery

White Men Can’t Jump (1992)

Blacktop basketball, Jeopardy!, and undefeated Wesley Snipes drip. This movie has everything anyone could ever want in a movie, and also two-on-two basketball should be an Olympic sport. — Michael Pina

Brewster’s Millions (1985)

Quasi-sports movie with Richard Pryor portraying a pitcher for the Hackensack Bulls and John Candy serving as his catcher. I’d happily work to spend $30 million in 30 days and have no assets to show for it to inherit $300 million. — David Fucillo

Space Jam (1996)

There is no better time to do this than the present. With talks of wanting to raid Area 51 and kick it with aliens, we can surely assemble a group of five extraterrestrials, have them take the talents of guys like Kevin Durant, Giannis Antetokounmpo, James Harden, Russell Westbrook, or other NBA stars, and do a live-action remake of the original Space Jam. Only difference is that LeBron James replaces Michael Jordan. — Harry Lyles Jr.

Luck of the Irish (2001)

This Disney Channel classic has a description as follows: “A teenager (Ryan Merriman) must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun.”

Do I need to explain anything else? — Whitney Medworth

Blades of Glory (2007)

It’s really hard for me to comprehend why we haven’t seen an all-male figure skating pair since this movie came out more than 10 years ago, but hey, I’m not in the movie business. Not only was this a highly underrated Will Ferrell film in my humble opinion, the sports world deserves to see two men complete the Iron Lotus (successfully, I feel like I need to add) on live television, dammit.

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Matt Leblanc #1

Imagine...

Going to LA with Beverly and Sean and meeting Matt Leblanc. Having to put up with Matt flirting with you constantly, but with all of his female company you didn't want to take a risk with him. Matt getting really upset when you start dating another cast member.

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