#mistake her for her sister eheheh.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE MOVED ON SO WELL, ITS LIKE NO ONE EVEN CARES THAT SHES GONE. ISNT ANYONE ELSE FUCKING MAD? OR CONFUSED? I WILL TEAR THIS WHOLE WORLD APART FOR AN ANSWER, SINCE NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO WANT TO.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #jrwi riptide spoilers #jay ferin #FORGOT TO POST THISSUN WWWOOOOPS!! #anyway JAY!!! at some point during the feywild arc. after gill lost pretzel. condi had mentioned that the reason jay enabled gills rampage #was bc she had lashed out the same way when she lost her sister. what was that like? what was jay like when she was sad and heartbroken and #AAANGRY? like we've seen her get mad and upset but. we've never seen her in the deepest throes of grief and anguish #I WANNA SEE HER AT HER WORST shes so cool and fascinating to me. also she totally took up smoking that time. thats MY silly headcanon #i love drawing the ferin family so much too. she has the nose from her dads side and the eyes from her mothers #i also like the idea that during the first part of riptide. she was doing her hair up like her sisters. all the more reason for lizzie to #mistake her for her sister eheheh. #NO OTHER THOUGHTS. HEAD EMPTY. TALK TO ME ABT JAY IN THE TAGS #I LOVE READING TAGS I WILL READ YOUR TAGS

[i-will-always-be-happy]

Ler sanemi Lee tanjiro

Sanemi getting revenge for tanjiro headbutting him??

Sanemi: Pray to the gods, because neither Giyuu or Oyakata-sama will save you from this

Warning: This fanfic contains tickles. Also remind them that I don't speak English, so if they find any errors, let me know to correct it. I hope you like it!

Lee: Tanjiro Kamado

Ler: Sanemi Shinazugawa and Nezuko Kamado

'Tanjiro, I'm glad to know that you're out of danger now, I wanted to thank you for helping the corporation defeat the UpperMoon, I really appreciate it' 'E-eh?! No no no! It's the least I can do! Thanks to you, Nezuko and I can stay together and...! Nezuko! Where is it?!', Tanjiro looked around the place, there was no trace of the box

'You don't have to worry, Sanemi, the wind hashira is taking care of her, they should be at his farm. Don't worry, Sanemi is a good and loyal boy, he hasn't hurt her', Tanjiro smiled and after a few minutes, he politely said goodbye and ran away. He was worried, the first time he had stabbed her, what would have happened these days?

'Nezuko!!' 'Mmmm?!', Tanjiro entered the estate, it was totally dark, Shinazugawa had really taken the job of caring for and protecting her seriously. When he arrived, he found Shinazugawa stroking the little demon's head, Tanjiro was confused, had he misjudged Sanemi?

'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU IDIOT?! What right do you have to enter my house like that?!' 'Sorry Shinazugawa-sama! Only, I came looking for Nezuko', Sanemi sighed, the little girl got up and approached her brother, hugging him and putting her hands on his head so that he could caress her and pamper her.

Sanemi closed his eyes, but they snapped open when he heard laughter. 'Nehehezuko! I mihihiss you tohohoho! Ehehehe! Ihihit tihihickles!' 'So, it's ticklish, huh?', a thought went through Sanemi's head, remembering the headbutt Tanjiro gave him at the hashira meeting.

'Hey, demon girl...can I help you?' 'Mhm!' Tanjiro's eyes widened as he saw Shinazugawa get up and walk over laughing and clenching his knuckles.

'Wahahait! Nehehehezuko?! Shinazugahahahawa?!' 'Why are you acting so surprised? It's not going to happen, I mean, you're always here and there saying everyone should smile! Well, your sister and I will do the same, I'll give him a class as an older brother, on how to make our brothers laugh hehehe'

'Look, I recommend that you go first to a place that doesn't make him laugh too much and that you be very kind' 'Mmm!', Nezuko laughed under her bamboo.

'WAHAHAHIT!! MOHOHOVE SOMEHEHEHEWHERE ELSE!!' GEAHAHAAHAHAH!! NEHEHEZUKOHO! HEHEHELP!!' 'Oh, it seems I went straight to the wrong place~, my mistake, but what are we here, let's get the lesson up a bit, shall we?', Sanemi appeared to be gentle, however he was digging with enormous force into the armpits of Tanjiro, making sure not to leave any spot

'Mm!' 'Do you want the lesson to be slow? Very good, well Kamado, it's not my fault, your little sister wants to learn' 'NOHOHOHO!! NEZUKO! DOHOHON'T ENCOURAHAHAHAGE HIHIHIM!! EHEHEHEHE!! NONONONO!!!', despite Shinazugawa trying to be 'gentle', Tanjiro's tingling body was unable to handle it.

Shinazugawa's fingers moved up and down his sides, while Nezuko's did the same on his belly, he didn't know what was worse for him, Sanemi's merciless fingers or Nezuko's small claws.

'NEHEHEZUKO! SHINAZUGAWA-SAN!! HEHEHEY!! NOHOHOT!! PLEHEHEASE!! I'M TOO TIHICKLIHIHIHSH!' 'It must suck to be you, we're barely touching you', well at least Tanjiro recognized it, his body after so many battles had reached a new level of sensitivity. 'GAHAHAHA!! *snorts* DOHOHOHON'T!! *snort* NOHOHOT AGAHAHAHAIN!! PLEHEHEASE!!'

'Hmm!' 'You're right girl, it seems that his armpits and neck are very sensitive', one of Sanemi's hands dug into Tanjiro's armpits while the other gave small touches to his neck. 'Another very important thing, teasing, you've made your brother feel like a little baby... Do you want me to show you?', Tanjiro howled and arched his back, kicking the floor with his feet and hands, he wanted to push them away, he had that necessity, but in another part, his nose told that Sanemi did not have bad intentions, or that was what he appeared to be.

'What's up young Kamado? Can't stand a little tickling?', oh no, anything but that... 'Is the little slayer who headbutted a hashira too ticklish? You're laughing a lot, you must enjoy it, right? Do you like this? Are you a baby who loves tickling? Do you want us to continue? I can't hear you asking us to stop!', Tanjiro blushed so much that his face began to burn, he could never stand someone making fun of him, he was embarrassed.

'PLEASE!! STAHHAHHAHAP!! *hip* ENOHOHOHUGH!! *hip* SORRYYY FOR THE HEADBUTT!! I SWEHEHEHEAR!! FOHOHORGIVE MEHEHEHE!! MEHEHEHERCY!! NEZUKO!! STAHHAHHAHAP HIHIHIM!!', Nezuko didn't need to stop him, Sanemi stopped and smirked, no doubt he had been held back by the little girl next to him, but had they been alone, Tanjiro would have become his tickle toy

Sanemi laughed, seeing the young man who was looking at the ceiling and still giggling, with a hand on his chest as he tried to recover all the air he lost. Nezuko reached over and patted her brother's head, smiling. Well, part of Sanemi's revenge was done.

#demon slayer tickle #demon slayer tickling #ler!sanemi #ler!nezuko #lee!tanjiro

[creative-kny-fics]

I just thought of this.. is it possible to do

Lee sanemi and ler genya with Hiroshi (Sanemi’s brother) Sumi (Sanemi’s sister) and Koto (Sanemi’s brother)

Yeah sanemi will probably die but ok and feel free to decline it if you’re uncomfortable of doing this

And possibly need to make it to the past of demon slayer

Leafyanon

I like how you think Leafy! Well to be honest I tried to look for the ages but they didn't appear... So let's say...

Put the age you want, I'm so confused 😔

Lers: Hiroshi, Sumi, Koto and Genya Shinazugawa

Lee: Sanemi Shinazugawa

'Neeemi~!', Sanemi ran, he wasn't sure because since morning his brothers were trying to corner him in every corner of his house, were they playing catch?

Sanemi didn't have time to think, whatever the reason, he was running as fast as he could

'I think I lost them...', Sanemi breathed a sigh of relief. 'NI-CHAN!'

'Shh! Koto!'

'NEMI-NI!!!'

Sanemi tried to shut up his brother, he was going to get found out! But while he was distracted, someone behind him knocked him to the ground and sat on his thighs. 'HITOSHI!? LET ME GO!'

'No! Today you will play with us!'

Sanemi agreed to play with them, serious mistake... 'The game is... TICKLE OUR OLDER BROTHER!!'

'Whahahat?! Thahahat's nohohot a gahahame!'

'Yes it is! It's a fun game, isn't it?', Sanemi nodded slightly, he wasn't going to deny that he was having fun at that moment, but that feeling wouldn't last long...

'Ehehehe?! Suhuhumi?! Nohohot you tohohoo!'

'There are still 2 people missing!'

'Twohoho mohohore?! Whoho?! Ah!!', a pair of small fingers began to scratch at his sides 'Kohohoto! Nohoho! Wahahait!'

'And I haven't joined yet!!'

'Genya?! Hehehelp mehehe!', he was definitely not going to help you Sanemi, he was also part of the 'game'

'Guys! Mom told me what Sanemi's tickle spots are! Since we are 4, we can easily get them!'

'Whahahat?! Hohohold ohohon!! Nohoho! Let's tahahalk abahaout thihis!', well, they were willing to hear it, but still they weren't going to let it. 'So? I'll buy you all the sweets you want and whenever you want... But... Let me go...'

'Hmmm, that's a very convincing offer but... The only sweet we want... Is sweet revenge!', Genya yelled before digging his fingers into the space between Sanemi's armpits and ribs.

'WAHAHAHA!! GEHEHEHENYA!! PLEHEAHASE!!'

'Gen-Nii! What's the other spot?!'

'Oh yeah! It's him toes! Have fun and be sure to "sing" like he does...'

'NOHOHOHO!! NOT THAHAHAT!!!', Sanemi's eyes widened when he saw that he definitely couldn't escape this time.

'Teiko, where are the others? Genya came and asked me something, I thought they would all be with him'

'They are tickling Sanemi to death. I didn't get involved because he's nice to me, but they seem to want to destroy him', Shizu laughed before leaving her daughter and going to find the others.

She didn't have to search far because she heard Sanemi's screams, when she entered the room, she found Sanemi face down, hitting the floor with his fists while Genya and Koto were on his back, tickling his hips and the space between his ribs and armpits.

Just inches away, Hitoshi and Sumi were sitting on his feet, pinning him down as they tickled him like there was no tomorrow. 'I think you're having fun, don't you?'

'MOHOHOHOM!! *snort* HEHEHELP MEEE! PLEASE!!! *squeal* HIHIS LITTLEHEHE FINGEHEHERS!!! *two snorts* IT TIHIHICKLEHE SO MUHUHUCH!!', Sanemi screeched as he held out his hand and begged for his mother to help him.

Shizu smiled and ordered them to get off his brother, he needed a break after all.

'Kids, apologize to Sanemi. That was very cruel'

'Sorry Nemi...'

'I-it's ohokahahay! Gohohod...', Sanemi sat up but was knocked down again when his brothers came to hug him.

He sighed, he wasn't as upset as before.

#demon slayer tickling #demon slayer tickle #lee!sanemi #ler!hiroshi #ler!sumi #ler!genya #ler!koto

[gummybugg]

Incorrect Quotes Tag!🚫

I think I was tagged by @mysticstarlightduck here and @rickie-the-storyteller here oh so long ago!

Here's the link to the quote generator:

I’m using my Crater City characters for this one! You can find out a bit more about them here!

By the looks of it, some of these could plausibly be canon ehehehe

Warnings in the tags!

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*talking on the phone* Blair: Remember how I said that Elijah and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? Rose: Yeah… Blair: Well, we’re in jail. Rose: hangs up

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Blair: Guess what? Rose: What? Blair: No, you have to guess. Rose, thinking: I don’t know. Blair: Elijah is in the hospital. Rose: Why would you make me guess that?! Rose: What happened?!

(Coincidentally, Elijah really does get rushed to the hospital in the story😔).

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Rose: So, Blair and Elijah. Rose: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Blair: We had a bad day. Rose: And… MURDER?! Elijah: It was a pretty bad day…

(The only crime either of them haven't committed on this list is technically drug abuse, but even then that's sketch. Yes, I have a doc dedicated to their numerous crimes)

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Blair: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Blair: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Blair: I also want to softhack his circuits. Elijah: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

(They stole the furby from Rose, an avid collector of antiques. Elijah ends up helping Blair hack his furby because they're both computer nerds and think it'd be funny to prank her)

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Rose: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Blair's birthday invitations. Elijah: Well, what are they supposed to say? Rose: "Blair's birthday" Elijah: So, what do they say instead? Rose: "Blair's bi" Elijah: Works out either way.

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Rose, to Blair: If you see Elijah, give him this message *makes a neutral face*  Rose: He'll know what it means.  *later*  Blair: oh, and Rose said to give you a message.  Blair: *makes a neutral face*  Elijah: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure. 

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Frasier: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.  Blair, Elijah, and Rose: Awwww-  Frasier: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."  Blair, Elijah, and Rose: Oh. 

(Frasier got that father/older brother bond with his sister Rose + her friends :')

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Rose: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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Darcy: I could kill you if I wanted. Blair: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

(Ranked #1 on Top 10 Best Moments Before Tragic Anime Death)

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Darcy: Go big or go home! Frasier: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Darcy: I'm going big!

(He did not go home. In fact, Darcy went on to lead one of the most notorious cities in Neo-civilization)

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Darcy: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Blair without him noticing? Melony: Hey, Blair, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Blair: takes and swallows tracker Pay up, loser. Darcy: ...

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Frasier: Darcy gave me a get better soon card. Melony: That's sweet! Frasier: I wasn't sick, he just thinks I can do better.

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Darcy: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Frasier a little bit. Melony, holding Darcy's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Darcy: No, that's our joint tombstone. Melony: My mistake.

(Let's just say Darcy and Frasier have their hypothetical facebook status set to "complicated")

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Bonus-ish Content: an AU where everyone gets along

Blair: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Darcy: No, that's not how you make cookies. Elijah: FLOOR IT!! Blair: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Darcy: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Blair: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Frasier: DO IT! Darcy: NO-

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Tagging: @charlesjosephwrites @cwritesfiction @comicgoblinart @crowandmoonwriting @writeouswriter @acertainmoshke @abalonetea & anyone who wants to try this tag out. Very fun :')

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🚗Want to rot your brain with each sporadic Crater City post? Join the taglist! Maybe I'll finish this wip someday, who knows! (ask to be added/removed): @writeouswriter @lyra-brie @digitalsatyr23

#thanks for the tag! #mention of murder #mention of drugs #mention of hospital #crater city wip #my wip #my ocs #incorrect quotes tag #writing tag #writeblr #i tried so hard to get everyone in here #but alas there are more characters on the way #*laughs maniacally* #im sorry reading this over 50 times still makes me laugh

[mijiplays]

【Red Jeanne unit [Fleeting Happiness] 】 Special story translations

Keep in mind that these translations are not official since I’ve relied on various translation machines and tried my bestest to make it understandable as possible. If there are any concerns or mistakes anyone would like for me to go back and correct/edit, please kindly let me know so I can fix them!

Part 1 Synopsis

This is the memory of an unknown world hidden in the Great Spirits

Jeanne: "Shamash, our God of Justice"

Jeanne: "Let this sinful man be brought to justice"

The kind hearted Saint, children and woman, who prays for the sinner's salvation

Jeanne: "The people passing by in the city are smiling and happy, aren't they?"

Lyserg: "Yes. These smiles will never be taken away from us again"

Unsullied saints and sisters, we wish peace to the world

May the pure souls of the lost and afflicted rest in peace

_________________________________________

Part 2 Brief Happiness

Robber: "Haa, haa, haaa... I've finally managed to escape"

Lyserg: "Found you, you're coming with me"

Robber: "Shit... Okay okay I get it! I'll do as you say..."

Lyserg: "Ggh!"

Robber: "Ehehehe, bye bye!"

Marco: "Wait right there, where do you think you're going?"

Robber: "Dammit, get out of my way!"

Jeanne: "To trick the kind hearted Lyserg with violence..."

Jeanne: "It seems I must judge and punish you myself in person"

Jeanne: "Shamash our God of Justice"

Jeanne: "Bring this sinful man to Justice"

Jeanne: 'Oh no, I overslept! I have to hurry...!’

Jeanne: "What? Why am I saying I'm in a hurry... What was I in a hurry for?"

Jeanne: 'And this town is Mont Saint Michel...Isn't it?'

Jeanne: 'What is going on...?'

Lyserg and Marco: "Maiden-Sama!"

Jeanne: "There you two are, just in time! I have a question for you......"

Jeanne: "Why am I back home...?"

Lyserg and Marco: "Hm?"

Jeanne: "Because right now we are currently in the middle of the Shaman fight"

Lyserg and Marco: "Haha..."

Jeanne: "What's so funny?"

Lyserg: "I'm sorry but I'm afraid what Maiden-sama has already said was too late..."

Marco: "She has already defeated the evil Hao with her own hands and brought peace to the world!"

Jeanne: "What I, Hao? I, um......"

Woman: "Oh my, isn't that Maiden-Sama! It's a pleasure to finally meet you"

Woman: "I can't thank you enough for the peace you have brought into our lives"

Baby: "Kyaha!"

Jeanne: "Oh my, what an adorable baby"

Woman: "Thank you so much, it's my newborn treasure I just had!"

Jeanne: "He truly does have beautiful eyes that looks like treasures--"

Robber: "Dammit, get out of my way!"

Jeanne: "Bring this sinful man to Justice"

Jeanne: "... Eh?"

Jeanne: 'Don't tell me, he's the reincarnation of that man...?'

Jeanne: 'No, that's not... Why would I do that...'

Marco: "Yes that's right. That man washed away his sins and has been reborn this way"

Jeanne: "!"

Lyserg: "I'm sure this child will live a good and happy life"

Jeanne: "...Yes, I suppose so"

Jeanne: '...Oh, I see, This is a dream I'm having isn't it'

Jeanne: 'My weakness shows me a brief moment of happiness'

Jeanne: "The people passing by in the city are smiling and happy, aren't they?"

Lyserg: "Yes. These smiles will never be taken away from us again"

Marco: "We the X-LAWS, will continue to support our holy girl Maiden-sama"

Marco: "We are determined to make this precious peace eternal"

Jeanne: "Yes... That's right"

Jeanne: "......"

Jeanne: "We must defeat the sinful Hao as soon as possible and make our dream a reality"

#special character story translations #translations #fan translations #funkuro #skfc #jeanne #xlaws

[just-a-venomous-kinnie]

Hajime x Oc pt4!

Anyways🥋❤🛐😎🙄 So hi. This episode is inspired by the fact that I have nothing better to do and NEED to continue this series😁☝ pls do enjoy my cringe writing.

The nurse who announces Death

3rd person pov😜☝

Keiichirou lays down inside of the nurse's office since he was sick from pe. He turns his head to see a shadowy figure moving past his window. It turns out to be a pale lady in a nurse outfit staring back at him.

Keiichirou screams in terror as she smiles at him.

Intro song break🕺 Kimi no koto🎶watashi no koto🎶 Dereka no koto🎶 Shiranai koto😩🎶Oshiete yo🎶 Mada shiranai hanashi😩☝🎶 Kanaeru tame ni ima😜🎶 kokoro hiraite🎶😞

(Alr back into it🙄)

The group of teens plus Keiichirou stand outside of the window he led them to. Leo takes a photo as Keiichirou points.

"That's where she was?" Hajime asks the little boy

"She looked like one of the man girls from Paris is burning" Keiichirou said.

"The school nurse is a big pentagram fan. Maybe you were just high" Satsuki says to him

"I was NOT high. I swear it was her. I never left the bed" He says in protest.

"Listen guys, high or not,that lady is fucking HIDEOUS. Maybe you did mistake her and you just don't know" Najimi says to him while eating a chocolate bar she had in her bag.

"I'm guessing it was the cursed nurse" Leo says taking another photo. Satsuki asks who that was.

"Yes, she posseses sick people without health insurance and takes them with her to the spirit world" He said, he them proceeds to go on about the nurse taking another kid.

"Don't you worry little guy! You're tough as nails!" Hajime says rubbing Keiichirou's head.

"You're..hurting me.." Keiichirou says

"You're a goner.." Hajime says defeated, the little boys starts to cry.

"Wish i could say it was nice knowing you.. But i hate kids so bye little bud" Najimi says,throwing her chocolate wrapper on the ground.

"I don't believe in that cursed nurse, come on Keiichirou we're going home" She says upset.

"What home? You don't believe me?" The little boy says, following after his sister.

"What's her problem?" Hajime asks Najimi.

"Fuck if I know..maybe her period?" Najimi says putting her bag in her arms.

"I fucking knew it" Hajime says, grabbing a chocolate bar out of Najimi's bag and opening it.

Skip to the Miyanoshita residence

Keiichirou sits at his desk writing something. Satsuki asks what Keiichirou wants for dinner until Amanojaku says he wants dumplings. She makes a comment about him getting meow mix and looks at the windows seeing them closed.

"You closed the windows already?" She asks the child.

"I don't want that drag queen nurse peaking in on me" Keiichirou says.

"Drag queens won't bother you, worry about priests" Satsuki says putting her hand on her hip.

"Leave me alone! I've got to fill in my special Olympics application" the boy says as Amanojaku laughs.

"Ehehehe special-special Olympics! Ha! Can't wait to see that!" He says laughing.

"Leave him alone!" She says. Amanojaku starts to "immitate" a special person until Satsuki speaks.

"Stop being hateful and tell me about this cursed nurse you fur bag" Satsuki demands the cat.

" Oh alright im sorry. Why don't you look in your mommies ghost diary?" He asks

"HA! Just as I thought! You don't know then she doesn't exist" she says triumphing.

"Whats the matter? Did Oprah have a show oh d-d-denile or something?" He asks the girl. She makes a sad face and whispers Trya banks

"Keiichirou what do you want for dinner? Tell me" Satsuki asks. Amanojaku makes more noises until Satsuki turns back to him.

"I'm gonna beat you (R-slur)!" She threatened the cat.

Satsuki's father soon come home and they sit down to eat dinner. He says that it'll be hard to show his face after the doll incident but he'll gut up and go if he has to.

"Could you wear a wig and a dress?" Keiichirou asks. Satsuki asks him what he was talking about.

"Think im in enough trouble.." His father says.

"Make sure to stuff a bra and tie your peepee down, I don't wanna be the only kid without a mom" He says looking down at his plate.

Satsuki yells at him until he slams his hands down.

"They beat me up all the time! I DON'T NEED ANOTHER GOD DAMN REASON!" He says running away.

" YOU WATCH YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH" Satsuki yells as her father watches them.

"Ok..im off the hook!" Their father says happily.

"DAD!" Satsuki yells at him

" It's alright him Satsuki, they make fun of me all the time too now. I don't need another god damn reason either!" He says before eating a dumpling.

" Remember what i was telling you about your mother's cooking Satsuki? Well these dumplings would do your mother and Paula Deen proud...if Paula was Japanese" He says enthusiastically.

Cut to after some cute flash back of young Satsuki cooking with her mother.

As the children go to sleep, their father drinks some alcohol in front of their mothers mural and sobs.

Cut to a memory of very young Keiichirou and his mother

"Is it good?" She asks her son as he happily sips the Apple Juice while saying yes.

"You certainly love apple juice don't you Keiichirou?"she asks for him to again reply yes.

"But it gives you such gas." She says after he burps and excuses himself.

"You're gonna die aren't ya?" He asks.

"Uh.." She says looking down

" Lets lighten this dark moment with a joke. Go ahead mom pull my finger" the little boy says holding out his pinky.

His mother goes to grab it before she's lifted into a void. He drops his apple juice and starts to run after his mother.

"Come back its really funny! Everyone at my school is doing it! You see, when you pull my finger i make a noise like i farted, it'll kill ya!" Keiichirou says before a hand trips him up.

The ghost nurse grabs him and takes his mother away as he starts to scream. Soon he wakes up in his bed shaking and crying

"I'm trying to sleep here.." Satsuki says, pulling herself up to the upper bunk.

Keiichirou starts to sob as Satsuki tells him to get a hold of himself and that it was just a dream. The child still sobs all night.

Skip to the morning

Satsuki stands in the kitchen with her father as Keiichirou gets ready for school. Her father starts to make himself something to eat while Satsuki rants to him.

"Well he screams and cries every night and wakes me up and then I can't get back to sleep! GOD having a dead mother is hell on your beauty rest" Satsuki says angrily as she chops the vegetables.

"Um..I'm a little hung over so can we talk about this later?" Her father asks. Satsuki replies with fine as she continues to chop.

"Don't talk, Just remember I haven't had much sleep, and I've got a knife" Satsuki says slowly as her father gives her a weird stare.

Cut to after school

Keiichirou crouches on the ground with drawing him mother in the sand. The wind soon blows her face away.

"Damn it.. Just like Etch A sketch" Keiichirou says angrily. He stands up and turns around to see the nurse starring back at him from the school balcony.

"Sorry I'm late, Mr. Sakata was being an ass!" Satsuki says running toward him.

"Yeah! I was this close to screaming PEDOPHILE so someone would let us out the damn classroom" Najimi says jogging next to Momoko.

"Dirty mouthed heathens" Momoko says under her breath.

"She's back! RuPaul!" Keiichirou says. Satsuki asks what he was talking about.

"The drag queen nurse is back look!" He says pointing.

The girls look over to see nothing. Momoko explains that she didn't see anyone while Keiichirou stands in confusion.

"She was there I saw her!" The boy yells in his defense.

*Gasp* "He's on drugs!" Momoko says distraught.

"I'm not on drugs!... Just paxil.." (Depression and anxiety medication) He says.

"Momoko is right,You didn't get much sleep last night" Satsuki states

"I never do, you snore like Rob Mungle" He says slyly.

"Then you're lying" She says, Keiichirou starts to tear up and run off away from the three.

"Damn girl... Maybe you should've been a bit nicer. Kids do have wild imaginations, maybe his brain was just fucking with him" Najimi says looking at the boy then to her.

Skip to the next day

Satsuki is walking home as one of her neighbors say hi to her.

"Mornin satsuki!" She says

"Hi there!" Satsuki says, mimicking her southern accent.

"Don't you just hate laundry day?" She asks

"If yer husband would get a job you could buy a dry'er" Satsuki says while grabbing clothes

"I'd do good to have that deadbeat come back without liquor on his breath and lipstick on his collar,Rat bastard!" the woman laughs.

Satsuki heads back inside

"Keiichirou-- Why am I still talking like that redneck?" Satsuki asks herself as she looks around for her brother.

Satsuki notices a poorly written note:

"Sis Dear Mom A Love, going you're P.S. see to Keiichirou" (yes exactly like that)

While Satsuki reads the note, Keiichirou is finding his way to the train in the city. Satsuki flips through her ghost book pleading that the ghost isn't there. Low and behold she is, she reads on how her mother doesn't truly know how it would work out to kill the old hag.

Meanwhile, Keiichirou makes his way on the train with Amanojaku in his bag.

"Thanks for coming with me momoko and Najimi, I mean, you could always use some Jesus y'know?" Satsuki says

"I have such fond memories of that hospital, it's a loving place if healing- Except for those who die" Momoko says quickly

"Roger that! Keiichirou was so little when mom was in the hospital how will he find it?? And with his dyslexia he could end up in Bangkok!" Satsuki says back to her.

Satsuki starts speaking broken Japanese to which Momoko asks what she was saying. Satsuki explains that her mother put the ghost to sleep when she was little. She asks Momoko if her mom said anything about it and why did the ghost only show up while he was around.

While this all happens,Keiichirou is finding how way around to the hospital. The two go back and forth about the hospital thing until a flashback starts.

"Listen Satsuki,you only get a chance like this once in your life!" Her father says to little her while nurses run inside the hospital room. He runs after them and they close the door, he asks who's first as the door locks.

"Do you know how long I waited outside that room for him to finish?!" Satsuki exclaims

"Oh dear god" Momoko says.

"Can we like put a time out on this hospital talk" Najimi says sickly

"What do you mean?" Satsuki says looking down at her friend who was holding her stomach.

"I just hate hospitals! All the needles and dead people! Hell, Last time I went there for something I figured out I had a tumor in my left ass cheek!" Najimi says angrily.

"Well now you can get over your fears of hospitals, isn't that great!" Momoko says happily

"Fuck you" Najimi says looking away.

Keiichirou successfully makes his way to the hospital.

" okay I got to level with you you remember that I told you that I Met Your Mother at the excadice homosexual conversion camp? that was just one of the floors at the hospital the ones where I was on was the rehab Wing. Before I met Jesus I was really fucked up, And a slut." Momoko says

" anyways we heard the story about this nurse who comes around after the other nurses make their rounds every time she went into one of the rooms that patient, swear to God, flatlined! DEAD,GONE, TRULY MEETING JESUS!" Momoko explained.

Momoko explains that her and Satsuki's mother talked about praying and stuff before going on about how she met Satsuki's father.

Keiichirou explains how he missed his mother and how the last time he saw his mother was when he went to go get apple juice. He also yelled about how he was thirsty as a mother fucker and decided to go home with Amanojaku. As he walked, he talked about raven being hot until seeing the ghost floating towards him.

The three girls run through the hospital trying to find Keiichirou till they see a Mexican nurse yelling at them.

Satsuki,Momoko and Najimi get to the boy and try to protect him. They yell, "The patient has been cured" twice. It seems to momentarily stop the ghost before she starts again.

"WHAT THE FUCK SATSUKI! I'M NOT TRYNA DIE. BY SOME DRAG QUEEN!" Najimi says as she throws chairs at the ghost.

"Chill kids, she's not gonna hurt you. Floatin Florence Nightingale here, she's only coming to give you a little message. Don't feel bad about bailing on Mommy Dearest" Amanojaku says as the ghost disappears into light and leaves behind a letter.

"It's a letter from mom! When did she write this!" Satsuki asks. Momoko admits that she forgot something, she tells the other three that the ghost was an angel from the Lord telling everybody to say their last goodbyes.

The kid's father open the not to read it out to them.

"Dear Keiichirou,

well I'm sure this is incredibly inappropriate I mean you'll probably be only 4 or 5 by the time that nurse finally gets his to you it's not like the afterlife has any FedEx office or anything, I'm leaving strict instructions for this letter to be left out for you but with my luck with this being county and all they'll probably bury it with me. I would like to give you some words of wisdom or Comfort or some heartfelt Mojo I'm so strung out on methadone right now I'm doing good just holding my pen. Oh! before I forget let me get down to business, me and my mom is really pissed off some ghost spirits in our time and well sorry to break it to you but they'll probably be coming to kill you. I do hope that Satsuki finds that diary can't remember where I put the damn thing. I'm so high..hahah.. But I did leave you a photo album! look at what I was wearing oh HORRIBLE! (A few photos show of them) I mean even after I married your father I still dressed like a dike... I hope I didn't put that Pink Suit picture in here oh God damnit I did.. and father always thinks it's so cute to draw his eyes and see see! look he did it there! But for all its flaws I really did love the guy. Really did love the guy AND THE CRAZY WALL SLAMMIN sex we used to have! I have to say I really enjoyed being you kids mother at least I think I did.. nurses increasing the drip and I'm losing it..I'd love to give you some more Family Ties moments but that's not me,tough love baby! that's just how I roll..

Keiichirou gets his own juice and tells his father to look at how he did it himself. He then asks if he can do his straw for him since he's bad at shapes.

"No Keiichirou...this time,you do it yourself" His father says crying.

Satsuki and Keiichirou go in to hug their father as Momoko cries in the sideline.

"Well at least one of us got our mommy issues cured" Najimi says getting up and patting her skirt down.

The end, This shit took me about two months to finish wtf?!?! I'm pretty sure this got out on your brithday. Happy birthday I suppose! I really wanted to finish this earlier but I didn't so bleh. I'll probably start pt.5 tomorrow if I'm feeling it sooo. Bye🕺💃🐢

#ghost stories #x oc #my fic #digital art

[yamithediaperdork]

Cutest widdle champion part 2

To say the last 24 hours of Umbraby's life had been interesting would be a understatement. Having gone from one of the most handsome and dashing Starlit angel knights in service of his god he was now now basically a toddler and was learning to deal with the enhanced powers his new form gifted him with, as well as the limits and draw backs.

He was stronger then before of course but that came with a lost of reach, His flying skills were vastly improved and he was a aerial ace now but that had come with a lose of speed and balance while on the ground, due to his new stubby legs and well the thick massive diapers his Goddess (Who insisted on being referred as mommy now, a term and arrange he was rapidly warming up to) had made clear he needed.

As a godly force he had never learned to use the potty and in such a small body well, let's just say he had gone though more then a couple of diaper changes. (he wasn't keeping count though Mommy was, but she was nice and didn't bring it up.)

The other Starlit angel's, those that reminded loyal to their diminished goddess had been confused when she had invited them to meet her new champion. Quick beat, the second in command asking if she was allowed to just abduct a helpless little boy from the mortal plain, and asking if Allimir had been made aware of this.

upon finding out the former head of the knights had been given a promotion and was in fact the cute widdle guy being cradled by the goddess and being bottle fed, all worries were addressed and some chuckles rang out among the knights, as well as comments about how adorable and cute the former captain was.

"Congratulations on your promotion friend. You deserve." Quick beat said, smiling widely and while there was hint of teasing in it, the other angel meant it, and even offered to take over feeding his friend.

well fed and a diaper change later, Lulnyq didn't want there to be any doubts that her chosen form for the new champion was a mistake and also wanted to give her cute widdle champ a chance to adept to combat in his adorable new body and so arranged a series of matches between the starlit angels as Umbraby sat in her lap, sucking his thumb with the winners of each match then getting a chance to spar with the former captain.

Umbraby naturally struggled with the first few matches but before long was dominating the fights, even the one against the now captain of the guard quick beat and sharing a hearty handshake with his friend, a awesome moment somewhat marred by the fact that Umbraby had started to soil himself again and cried for mommy.

deemed ready for his mission he was escorted by Mommy and all his 'brothers and sisters' as he saw them now, Clad in his heroic champions grab and playing with his cloak as mommy worked to prepare a portal to take him to the exact location where her three worshipers were waiting.

"i didn't have a temple in the area the tournament is being held, but the three children you'll be meeting know everything about you and were more then willing to host you. they know about your 'needs' and don't mind handling that so make sure your on your best behavior." Mommy was saying, kneeling down and putting her hands on his shoulders and trying to ignore the soft comments about her ample backside coming from the other starlit angels. "Your representing mommy..heck all of us." She added and kissed Umbraby's forehead.

Maybe it was his small size, maybe it was he'd never actually left the realm before, but Umbraby suddenly felt more like Allimir, as in less of a champion and wanted to cry and toss his arms around his goddess, his mommy and beg to stay. to offer up the role of champion to anyone else.

Mommy clearly could see what he was thinking and gave him anther kiss , this time on his cheek. "You'll be ok little champion. I stocked everything you'll need in your cloak, and you can call upon them as needed. in fact the cloak itself can shape change into a soft and warm blankie should you find yourself missing us."

Reach into the cloak herself she pulled out a soft and cute bat stuffie and offered it to her scared widdle champion who hugged it and seemed to draw courage from it.

"There's a book in there about the other god's and their champions, more about the rules, Your weapon Night Blade and of course the most important thing.." And she paused and winked before finishing. "Lots and LOTS of extra diapers." She giggled and tickled his tummy.

Allimir blushed and went to argue, but one does not merely ignore the tickles of a mommy, let alone a goddess.

with some last words of encouragement from his brothers and sisters, and a last second diaper check from mommy, Allimir/Umbraby took a big breath and stepped into the portal, not quite sure what to expect.

Dwere nibbled on her lip, checking a wall clock. The goddess had said to expect the champion half a hour ago and she couldn't be out of bed much longer as it was nearing the nightly bed check.

14 year's old and average size for her age, she had her long brunette hair loose around her shoulders and was in a light black nightgown with it being so late.

She was a priestess in training at the wayward soul's Orphanage and the only worshiper of the night goddess in the city (or for a good 400 miles around at that)

As a priestess she wanted to be there when Allimir arrived and greet him but at the same time while some of the non priests or priestesses in training were given more leeway on night time wandering (it still wasn't smiled upon) it was a very big nay nay.

"I hope he shows up soon, oh gosh, what if he doesn't show up!? Those papers i forged will be left with no child to prove an-" she started to whine and then suddenly the back of her nightie was lifted and her modest white bloomers were suddenly yanked up between her cheeks and Dwere had to clamp her hands over her mouth to keep from shrieking.

"Relax will ya, he'll git here when he git's here!" Giggled the prankster of the gathered gathers, A dirty blond 4 year old who hair was cut short because she loved to play in the dirty and would get tangled with leaves and the like and this just saved time.

Vivi was her name, and unlike the girl ten years her senior she was clad in just layers of faded white cloth diapers, secured with a oversized safety pin.

She was yanked out from under the nightie by the third and final member of the group, who was chuckling softly and trying and failing to scold Vivi.

Dressed in a pair of tight olive green shorts and a faded white top, his hair was in a semi mohawk and was light grey, contrasting with his light grayish skin as a half drow.

"Vivi, I think we've had this talk before, you can't -snk- just go around yanking on peoples undies." Selen scolded, picking her up and cradling the four year old in his strong despite his slim frame arms.

Dwere turned around, fire in her eyes and Vivi say the wisdom in seeking shelter in the arms of the slightly girlish half drow.

"Gosh, I'm Sooooo sorry Dwere." Vivi said, the words and tone making you think she was but the HUGE grin on her face as the oldest of the three (Selen being 7) glared and yanked at her crack.

And wouldn't you know it, with her back to the area where the champion was suppose to show and a hand digging at her wedige, the portal opened and out came Allimir, who paused for a moment, watching Dwere and tilting his head, then rubbed the back of his head.

"Uh.. Is that how you greet people on the mortal plain?" he asked cutely, and started to turn around and grab at his behind.

"NO!"

One misunderstanding explained later, and introductions made, Allimir had lots of other questions for the trio even as he hugged his stuffie and looked around the room.

"ok..First question.what's with all the mini prison beds in the room and that large table over there?" he asked, pointing at cribs and then a changing table.

"heh, never seen a nursery before?" Vivi asked. "It's where diaper butt like you n me sleep! Those are called cribs, and that's a changing table where they can put you while changing yer diapies." Vivi said, then after a second added. "Oh you'll be bunking with me by the way, but don't think you'll ever out do me when it comes to booms!"

"Vivi! we do NOT challenge a champion of our goddess to a boom boom contest!" Dwere hissed, not for the first time wishing there was a minimal age requirement to worship the goddess.

"Though you gotta admit that would be cute to watch.. from a distance." Selen chimed in.

"I'm sure that the champion of the goddess does NOT go boom boom th-" Dwere started and then was cut off.

"Actually I'm open to any and all challenges, and I was told I was a super duper big boomer by mo- I mean my goddess and fellow Starlit angels." Allimir chimed in and smiled.

"..Can we PLEASE try and get off the topic of boom boom diapers?" Dwere asked, face palming.

"ehehehe sorry. Ok, why so many beds when it's just the three of you, and are you two diapered as well?" Allimir asked, thinking this was just the three kid's home.

"Oh sweetie, this is a orphanage. a nice and open one that that offers training in priest and priestess's and offers training for any religion. they keep a big nursery because you can never be sure HOW many babies they'll have in here. Normally most of the kids here are potty trained by 2 or three at the latest bu-" Selen was explaining when Vivi cut him off

"But who wants to give up AWESOME diapies n' being able to just go whenever fer icky undies and having to sit on a smelly potty?" Vivi giggled.

"..what's a potty?" Allimir asked. " I just learned about getting rid of body waste like, 24 hours ago.."

"And now you being in diapers makes sooo much sense." Dwere said, then wrinkled her nose as a smell started to fill the nursery. "Speaking of.. ok which one of you?"

"heh, if it was ME ya would know it." Vivi said and winked, turning around and wiggling her butt and slapping it.

Allimir meanwhile was hiding his face in his plushie and whining softly.

"I'll handle changing him, you better get moving double time Dwere, it's almost bed check." Selen said, nodding at a clock and goiving over to the changing table, then frowning as he looked in the compartment for diapers.

"oh uh.. yeahhh they hafa wash more diapies because I kinda you know.." Vivi said said sheepishly.

"We CAN NOT leave a champion in stinky diapers!" Dwere whined, panicking and getting ready to offer her Nightie for the cause when Allimir chimed in.

"it's s'ok, I got this." he said, setting his Bat plushie down and then reaching into his cloak as the three mortal watched, eyes going big as saucers and he pulled out a spare diaper. "Mommy looks after me!" he beamed happily.

with the with the champion changed and Vivi seeing she had some serious competition in the nursery, the champ and the brat were put in her crib and quickly conked out, Allimir sucking on his thumb and hugging his stuffie while Vivi hugged a silver fox plushie, though instead of sucking on her own thumb she was sucking on Allimir's.

Dwere made it back to her own room just in time and had to explain why she was so out of breath and getting a lecture on proper behavior for young girls, but otherwise was left alone with cheeks burning red.

Selen was spotted in the halls and started to get a semi lecture on wandering the halls before saying he heard some of the little ones crying and wanted to help out and changed the diapers. Thankful to not have to do the dirty deed themselves, the caretakers who'd caught him let him go with a pat on the head and telling him what a good boy he was.

All was calm and good, at least until the next morning.

Vivi couldn't be sure exactly what time it was, having not bothered to learn how to read anything as of yet, but she was woken up by the panicked screams and whimpers of terror of Allimir and sat up in their crib, rubbing a eye and basking in the morning sunlight.

Despite the crib rail still being up, she was alone in the crib, and as she listened, she could make out the cry's of terror from UNDER the crib and pulled herself up, JUST too short to get out of the crib on her own.

"Allimir? Buddy? what's wrong?" She called out, trying to get her face between the bars so she could look down, though the bar's were JUST too close together.

"S-Something awful and strange is happening! it's some sort of energy attack or something!" Allimir Cried out.

"Huh? I don't see anything.." Vivi said, turning her head towards the window.

All she saw was a bright and sunny day out.

"But..but..it's so bright out there!! What's going on!?!" Allimir whined and whimpered, choking back a sob of terror and doing something else, as the smell reached Vivi.

Ironically it was as the funk reached her it clicked what was going on.

"Heh..hehehehehehehe Allimir that's called daylight. didn't you have that back home?" She giggled, thinking of how silly it was. "Daylight can't hurt you..well as long as your not out in it too long." Vivi added, thinking of the time she had played outside all day and gotten wicked sun burn.

The sniffles slowed down and Allimir slowly came into view, coming out from under the bed and locking his tear filled eyes with Vivi's amused ones.

"Y-You promise?" he asked, hovering in the air, making his diaper droop more then it normally would of as he hiccuped and ran a arm across his eyes.

"Swear by the goddess." Vivi said and gave him a warm smile, then added "but you better get your stinky butt back in here, if a caretaker find your hovering that's gonna be all SORTS of questions."

Allimir nodded slowly and floated back into the crib, though he made a grossed out face as he plopped down on his muddy back side, Just in time as the door opened and in came one of the adults.

"Oh great..anther stinker.. as if there weren't enough of them in here." The balding older man said, rolling his eyes.

"heh, G'morning ta you took Kalect!" Vivi giggled, then turned to Allimir. "That's Kalect and he's the one who gets the pleasure of wiping our BUTTS!"

Hearing the utter delight in Vivi's voice and seeing the older human frown, Allimir couldn't help but break into a fit of toddlerish giggles.

One series of diaper changes later and Allimir was trying to get used to the outfit he'd been dressed in, Mortal clothing was just so weird!

his own clothes had been taken away to be washed,save for the cloak which he had turned into a blankie and the caretaker let him keep with him at least.

but bow he was in a pair of grayish white socks, a white diaper shirt and a pair of shortalls over them, and was trying to adjust to the mortal diapers that just didn't feel right on his sensitive booty and had him wiggling like he had ant's in his pants. (he hadn't told to take out extra diapers when he'd gotten his change the night before and a look from Vivi told him that offering one now might not be a good idea)

"How are you not bugged by how rough this material is!?" Allimir whined for the forth time as Vivi in just her diapers (they had given up long ago on trying to dress her for the most part) snugged.

"I never knew anything else. but hey, your a CHAMP right?" She said, putting a arm around him and pulling him in. "You gotta get used to a little discomfort."

"Ngggh.. I suppose that tr.." Allimir trailed off, as his nostrils flared and then he covered his nose and gagged."whats that awful stench!?! I thought a poopie diaper was bad!" he cried out.

"Heh, this is where all the stupid big kids go tinkle and boom boom. it's called a bathroom." Vivi explained then added. "and NOW you see why I just go in mah diapie."

"Really, I thought that's just because you like tormenting other people." Selen said, coming out and smirking, and getting a raspberry blown at him but no denial from Vivi.

"How's my favorite little pamper packers?" he asked, Bending a knee and drawing both of the diaper butts in for a big hug.

"Eh, We're ok..Right Allimir?" Vivi said the asked, she had agreed to keep his little fit to herself to help him save face.

"Uhh yeah! Totally! no crying fits or hiding under the crib here!" Allimir said, blushing and giving a shaky grin, and making Selen raise a eyebrow.

"where's Dwere?" Vivi asked, trying to change the topic.

"oh she got roped into helping make the morning portage to teach her purity or something like that." Selen said and shrugged. "Anyways, ready for your first taste of mortal food little guy?"

"Yeah!" Allimir said, giggling and holding up his arms to be carried.

To be continued

[trystofstarrs]

[nuns] kana umezono - 1

location: school infirmary

Azusa: Relax a little, okay? The disinfectant'll string just an itty bit~☆

Kana: …Nngh!?

Azusa: Azusa told you to relax, didn't she~? ♪ There we go, all done~☆ 

You handled the pain really well~! Good girl, good girl ☆

Kana: You’re my underclassman, aren’t you? So cheeky!

Azusa: Eheheh~, sorry ♪ 

Now to bandage it all up~, and we’re finished with the treatment ☆ Now you can show off your sparkling smile again ☆

Kana: Ugh! I can’t smile knowing that I just got hurt when there’s gonna be a practice match soon! 

Damn you, Nekozuka… 

She must have skipped mopping the court! I slipped on the dust and fell because of that! Oooh, oooh, ooooh!

Azusa: Luckily it's only a scratch ☆ 

Make sure you don't stick it in the hot water when you bathe, okay? ☆ Take care~☆

Kana: Yeah, thanks– for treating me, I mean.. You’re… the tennis club’s Kobato-san, right? 

It’s a Sunday, so why are you working in the infirmary today?

Azusa: Ehem ♪ Actually, a tennis ball directly hit Azusa's forehead, so Azusa came to treat that as well~☆ 

Also, the Healthcare Committee has a rotation in place, and so there’s always at least one person in the infirmary after school and on weekends~☆ 

Today it’s supposed to be Maria-senpai’s shift, but due to certain circumstances, she’s not here ☆ 

It’s fortunate that Azusa happened to be here when you came~☆

Kana: Nngh? That Maria… 

Always saying things like "hard work is a virtue ♪" with such a pleased expression... Is she skipping? 

What happened to her? She prays all day and doesn't seem like she's got any hobbies, so what do you mean by "certain circumstances"?

Azusa: Oooh? From the way you talk, Umezono-senpai... are you acquainted with Maria-senpai?

Kana: Not even close. I’ve known her since when I was a baby, whether I like it or not. We’ve been together all through kindergarten, elementary, middle, and high school just because of our families!

Azusa: Wow~☆ It’s surprising, since Maria-senpai and Umezono-senpai are, like, total opposites~☆

Kana: It’s not like I’m close with her or anything, I've just known her since we were younger. 

Our houses are right next to each other too, so I always see her whether I want to or not…!

Azusa: Azusa's sooo jealous~☆ She would love to have a relationship like that, where you get to grow up like sisters with someone else ☆

Kana: It’s not all fun and games, you know. I've got chronic stomach pain 'cause of her… 

Maria’s always been absent-minded, ever since she was a child! Augh, so annoying!

Azusa: Ahaha ♪ That kind of feeling of knowing someone inside out is what Azusa's jealous of~☆ 

…Oops. Anyways, Maria-senpai lives right next to you, right? Then that’s perfect ☆ 

Umezono-senpai, once you get home, can you check up on how Maria-senpai’s doing?

Kana: Nngh, what do you mean?

Azusa: It's that "certain circumstance" Azusa told you about~. Maria-senpai apparently got sick. ☆ 

When Azusa came to treat her forehead, Azusa found Maria-senpai on the infirmary's floor with a flushed face ☆ 

It seems like she caught a cold~☆ 

It’s easy to catch a cold in a place like the infirmary, you know? 

Azusa made her drink medicine and made the transfer student— who was coincidentally with us— take her home, but… 

Azusa’s worried, so it would be nice for Umezono-senpai to check up on her ♪

Kana: O-oh, that’s a little worrying. 

Fine, I owe you one, so I’ll go check on her. 

I got hurt too, so I should go home and rest instead of showing up at practice for the volleyball team again anyways… 

Checking up on that stupid Maria’s condition is a cheap price compared to what you’ve done!

Azusa: Eheheh, thank you~☆

Kana: D-don’t mistake it for anything else okay! 

The transfer student took Maria home, so I’m just worried that he might've shown his true colors as one of those phony "nice guys" on the way back! 

Maria’s sick and weakened, so if she gets attacked by the transfer student, there’s no way she’ll be able to go against him! 

She’s not used to boys either, so if he's too sweet on her then he'll take her out in one shot too! 

I'd feel awful for her parents if anything happened to her! 

That’s the only reason I’m doing this!

Azusa: Okay, Azusa will just leave it like this ☆ 

You’re really nice, Umezono-senpai~ 

Azusa understands how you could be Maria-senpai’s childhood friend ☆

Kana: Being her childhood friend is a curse in my life! 

Anyways, thank you for treating me! I’ll make sure to hurry and head home, bye-bye! 

Oooh, that Maria~! Always causing me trouble…!

Azusa: Eheheh ♪ They really are "similar", even if they seem like opposites at first~☆

ch2

#kana umezono #azusa kobato #nunsgacha

[impish-happenings]

Dimentio: oh my! then my mistake! please forgive me Berimont! my! guess my mind isn't as sharp as it used to be! just for some reason i was reminded of a purple haired demon girl i met a while ago! she was rough around the edges but she was... nice! in her own way! and even quit respectful! perhaps that what brought up the memory? *dim placed his hand on his head he couldn't pin what made him think there'd be a connection between the two and his face was riddled with confusion*

Berimont didn’t have an answer for dimentio this time. Just a squeak. He’d described Mara to a T. When had Dimentio run into her? Had she sent him this way??? Oh Rosea, he was frozen. The family resemblance must’ve been strong enough for anyone to see. No matter what disguise he had on, he knew he’d get found out. 

Seems today’s just... the day.

Gulping shakily, Berimont’s gaze dropped to the floor. A quick glance from side to side told him nobody else was in the shop. It was just dimentio. Dimentio, who’d admitted to meeting and getting along with his sister. It was... safe, then. Safe to let the secret slip. Besides. It was an anon, he thought. What harm could it cause? 

“... w... well...you, uh... you have met my sister, then...” He carefully tipped up his hat, the enchantment shattering. Blue horns and floppy ears were in full view. “... surprise... eheheh...” 

#messages from nowhere ~ ask #a reticent merchant ~ berimont #master of dimensions #normally; he'd never do this #but we've got special circumstances :V #and dim straight up admitted he was chill with demons slkdjfs #so beri's like 'ok............. i may show myself. once.' #wonder how that's gonna go over lskjdf #Anonymous

[companionjones]

The Onslaught Of The Sister

Requested by: @anonymous--nobody

Request: Could you please do a one shot/anything where Loki s/o is very innocent and shy and almost defenseless. She's also very dainty. Also she has a older sister who's very protective over her. Sorry if this random. Just thought it was a cute idea.

Fandoms: Marvel, MCU, Thor

Pairing: Loki Odinson x Reader

Warnings: None!

Key

MCU--Marvel Cinematic Universe

Y/n--Your name

L/n--Your last name

Y/n/n--Your nickname

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    Really, you didn’t mean to bump into him at the library. At the time, you would’ve strongly preferred the contrary.

    He grinned his usual devilish grin when he saw you. “And who would you be?”

    Slowly, you peered up his figure. You quietly gave your name.

    “Eheheh. Nice to meet you, Y/n L/n. Prince Loki of Asgard, at your service.” He bowed. Upon spotting an object on the floor, he picked it up and handed it to you. “It appears this is yours,” he slyly drawled.

    Blushing when you saw a lace glove you had been carrying instead of wearing a few moments ago, you tried to take it.

    He quickly held it out of your reach. “Ah, ah, ah. Please, allow me.” Loki gently put the glove back on your hand. He then took your other hand and glove, and did the same.

    Unluckily, you barely had the chance to squeak out a sincere “Thank you,” before your sister, Merida, came along.

    Stone cold, she asked Loki, “What the hell are you doing with my sister?”

    The prince was about to answer your angry sibling, but you stepped in front of him. You didn’t see it, but Loki was impressed at your abrasive action. “He wasn’t doing anything wrong, Merry.” Despite the mood of your movement, your voice was still small.

    Merida spoke so soon that she nearly cut you off. “It doesn’t matter, Y/n/n. You know who this man is. You know what he’s done. We’re leaving. Let’s go.” She grabbed your hand, and lead you out of there.

    Loki was very offended by your sister’s words. He grew quiet in his effort to hide his true feelings for the situation. The scowl across the prince’s features would have been more permanent if it weren’t for the lovely smile you gave him as you and Merida were leaving.

    Ever since you were born, your sister was always looking out for you. Because of your sweet and shy personality, people weren’t always the nicest to you. Whenever that happened, Merida would make one hundred percent sure that you got the treatment she thought you deserved.

    Your sister’s love for you was something you always loved about her in return. However, sometimes Merida could get too protective. It wouldn’t have been the first time she was the reason your romantic life went awry.

    That was the reason why you didn’t tell her you began dating Loki. You were surprised when you found the trickster in your bedroom one night; and he was surprised when you took his explanation as to how he got there (“I have my ways,” he smirked), and agreed to start seeing him regularly.

    Several weeks into the relationship, Loki found himself falling for you more with each passing day. You were so different from his usual crowd. Your innocence, kindness, and all around sweetness was cause for him to be completely and totally in love with you.

    For one of your dates, you convinced Loki to break from his usual, fancy dinners that spoiled you. Instead, the two of you settled in for a movie marathon. You should’ve seen the make-out session coming.

    Something you had no chance of predicting, however, was Merida using her key to come in and visit you that very night. Her scream separated you and and your partner.

    The following hour was dedicated to a scolding from your sister. “How long has this been going on, Y/n? Since the day in the bookstore? You kept this from me for that long? Y/n/n, do you have any idea what he could do to you? You must be insane--!”

    Loki suddenly cut her off. “Miss L/n. You can call me a monster. You can say I’m a blemish to the nine realms themselves. You can say whatever you want about me, but you may not speak ill of your sister. Y/n is the best woman I have ever met. I was attracted to her like a moth to a flame. I see now that keeping our relationship a secret was a mistake. However, if you’ll allow me to continue seeing her, it’s my promise to you that I will be a better man for her. As for Y/n, she will be my most important priority at all times. I will protect her as if I were a Valkyrie and she were myself...Sorry, that means--” he tried to explain once he realized that your sister wouldn’t know who the Valkyrie were.

    Merida interrupted him that time. “--I understand,” she began coldly. “...Yeah, okay. You can date, Y/n,” she conceded, still seeming uneasy. “I just want to be sure you will never hurt her. Never. And if you ever do, you will be sure that a human is capable of much more than you might have previously believed.”

    You were shocked to see that Loki was legitimately intimidated by your sibling. “Understood,” he swallowed.

    The woman shifted her weight. “Okay. Well, go ahead. You’re free.”

    He couldn’t help but smile as he joined you back on the couch. He kissed you as soon as he was within reach.

    “Whoa, whoa!” your sister called, causing you and Loki to separate once again. “At least keep the mouth-to-mouth until after I’m gone. Jeez!” she shouted as the door slammed behind her.

    Once Merida had left, Loki chuckled before leaning in for another kiss from his princess.

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Author’s Note: Thank you for reading! Fill up that heart and reblog if you liked it! If you would like to read more, I have more fics on Loki over on my page, along with other fics on other fandoms. You should go check it out. Also, REQUESTS ARE OPEN. I take requests for one-shots, multi-chapters, headcannons, and preferences. No smut, please. I write for a variety of fandoms. If you’re wondering if I write for a specific fandom, please ask me. Have a nice day, night, or whatever time it is for you.<3

Thank you again to @anonymous--nobody for requesting!

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[adrienaline-rushed-art]

Salt on an Open Wound

Rating: G

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 1896

Summary: A little rewrite of the scene from the script reading of Maledictator

A/N: Since people want to talk about healthy relationships, here's how communication within a healthy relationship works.

ao3 

Marinette watched as Adrien turned away from her and stepped out of the classroom. He was out there alone while everyone laughed at his friend. She couldn’t help feeling she’d crossed a line.

“Adrien, wait!” She caught the door before it slid back into place. Adrien peered over his shoulder when he felt resistance. He sighed and walked to the railing of the balcony, wrapping his arms around himself.

Marinette followed him quietly, watching when his eyes went blankly to the ground. “Are you ok?” She wanted to touch his arm but thought better of it when she figured Adrien was angry with her.

“I’m not angry with you, Marinette,” Adrien shook his head, “It’s just… this is all happening so fast. Now she’s alone, and-” he turned to the windows of the classroom, “I’m so glad she can’t see all of this.”

Despite herself, Marinette chuckled, “If she could see this she’d turn back around to yell at all of us, maybe put us through even worse hell than before.”

“I don’t think she’d come back, but you’re right that she’d get worse.” Adrien ran his fingers through his hair, “I feel horrible, I let this happen. I should’ve run after her when she stormed out. I’m a horrible friend.”

This time Marinette did reach out to touch his arm. She tugged his wrist gently, taking his hand from his face. “No, you’re not, trust me. You wouldn’t be this worried if you were. You didn’t laugh her out of the classroom… and out of Paris, apparently.”

Adrien let a small smile spread across his lips. “It’s not your fault either, I’m sorry if I made you feel that way. No one could’ve known this would happen. But it’s not always about what I did do, it’s about what I didn’t.”

“It’s like you said, it was all happening so fast no one really thought to go check on her. To be fair, none of us are her friends… I don’t think we ever would’ve thought to. Sorry.” Marinette smiled awkwardly.

“That’s perfectly fair, I wasn’t expecting any of you to be mourning for her or anything. I totally get it, it’s a relief to know you won’t get your designs stolen or vandalized again, right?”

Marinette nodded.

Adrien continued, “But I’d feel better knowing she was ok, or that there was a different reason she felt the need to leave. Instead, she was laughed at and humiliated to the point she doesn’t want to show her face here anymore. It’s the same thing she does except times ten! Maybe it was funny, and it might’ve felt good to laugh at her for once, but in the end, shouldn’t we be doing something to show we aren’t like her?”

“... like, running after her,” Marinette finished what Adrien was thinking, “It’s like we’re encouraging her behavior, not because of something we did, but because of what we didn’t do!”

Adrien laughed shyly and ducked his head, “Oh no, am I lecturing you?”

“No, Adrien, you were just giving me your opinion and I’m starting to understand. But it’s a bit late now, and-” Marinette looked at her classmates, beaming at each other in the classroom. “I can’t say I really want her back.”

“I know, but there will always be someone like Chloe, maybe even worse than Chloe, if you make room for them. The difference is we know Chloe, or at least I do, and we can do something about her. Something that actually helps everyone, including her.”

Marinette bit her lip. Was she really going to say it? So far he wasn’t angry with her, he didn’t even blame her for feeling like a burden had been lifted from her shoulders. But who was she, and what was Adrien to her if she couldn’t say what’s on her mind. “I- can I be honest?”

“Of course,” Adrien beamed, an oddly knowing twinkle in his eye, “It’s your life principle isn’t it?” He blinked, “Or- was that you? I might be confused…”

“No, you’re right, I do hate liars…” Marinette twiddled her fingers, “It’s just… sometimes it feels like you don’t care.”

Adrien flinched, blood draining from his face. Her words hung in the air, as thick as a humid summer day. She couldn’t take it back, but she wasn’t sure she really wanted to, some things had to be said. “What?! I do care! I do my best to defend people she hurts, honest.”

“But what about people who think they’re her friend? Sabrina and Kim care about her very much, they even look up to her. She treats them no better than everyone else.”

Adrien thought for a moment. “How do we know we’re seeing everything?”

“We don’t, it could be even worse behind the scenes.”

“You’re right, and we could ask Sabrina or Kim about it in private to see if it were the case. But I know Chloe, and it’s not like that. Sabrina and Chloe enjoy each others’ company, Chloe and I do too.”

“You don’t always act like it, you seem uncomfortable whenever she’s near you.”

“I am. Ever since I saw what she was like at school, it’s so strange. I didn’t know what to think. And I definitely didn’t want to kiss someone who’s practically a sister to me. I’ve told her and she seems to be backing off.”

Marinette built up some more courage, taking a large gulp of breath even though it was shaky. “She’s backing off from you . Nothing has changed for everyone else. She still takes pride in ruining the fun for everyone else. It’s nice that you wish she didn’t do so, but feeling sorry isn’t enough. You let her off too easily.”

“Well…” Adrien looked away, a thoughtful crease between his eyebrows. “It’s scary to insist too much. It doesn’t feel like it’s my place to scold her too much.”

“Er… isn’t that.. what you’re doing to me right now? Ehehehe..” Marinette swallowed thickly, hoping to God she could survive this conversation without hurting Adrien. She knew it was more important to protect herself and all of her classmates, but she wanted it to be done as calmly as possible, Adrien was her friend and classmate too.

Adrien’s eyes looked horrified. She wasn’t sure what it meant or what to do, so she just sputtered the first thing that always comes to mind when around him, “I-I mean, I’m sorry-”

“Don’t be.”

Marinette’s jaw snapped shut.

“You’re completely right, I’m doing to you what I should be doing to Chloe… ugh,” Adrien rubbed at his temples, “I guess the thing is… I can’t do this alone. I think it’s because I know how alike she and I are.”

“What?! Don’t be ridiculous, you’re nothing like her!”

Adrien laughed awkwardly. “I haven’t been nice to everyone, you know. There’s plenty of things I regret and can’t take back, or I regret things I’ve shamefully considered. One time I was jealous of a guy and all he did was admit he liked the same girl I did. I lied and told him I was already dating her, and I wasn’t very gentle about it either…”

“But did you apologize?”

“Not… formally- not really. I thought maybe leaving him to talk with the girl would do but I should’ve taken longer to talk to him myself. Now it’s the first impression he has of me, so that’s probably all I am to him. Really mean and a huge liar. Just like Chloe. She lies and gets mean when she feels cornered or afraid. But if I were in Chloe’s shoes right now I think I’d like to be welcomed back or.. I don’t know…”

“Everyone makes mistakes a few times, Chloe does it constantly, I still don’t think it’s fair to compare yourself to her.”

“The amount of times doesn’t matter, depending on the perspective.”

“But you seem a lot more regretful about it, you’re a good person, Adrien. Maybe what you mean is, Chloe has the potential to be a good person too, we just don’t see it because she’s not as quick to learn-” Marinette furrowed her eyebrows, straightening her back as though she’d made a decision. “It’s because we need more patience with Chloe- not that I won’t get mad at her still, and I definitely won’t ignore when she does something messed up- but, you do need more help. Leaving all the pressure on you just because you’re her friend isn’t fair and isn’t going to get us anywhere. The best we can do is be an example for Chloe.”

Adrien smiled, reaching over to squeeze Marinette’s hand. “Thank you, Marinette.”

Marinette stepped closer and hugged him, keeping her arms around him as she spoke over his shoulder. “You know what this reminds me of?”

“What?” Adrien’s breath tickled against Marinette’s ear, she took a step back and released her embrace.

“I don’t know if you remember from your last visit, but I keep flowers in my room because I really love them, so I know a lot about them. Did you know sunflowers get mistaken for weeds a lot? Especially as babies, they don’t look much like pretty flowers. They’re even related to weeds. And then there are weeds that look a lot like flowers. You end up uprooting beautiful plants and leaving the problem behind, only making things worse. You could say Chloe is like a sunflower, and her feelings are the weeds we don’t notice.”

“Should I tell her you called her a sunflower?” Adrien winked.

Marinette pulled out her cellphone, “Don’t bother.”

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Chloe waited as her luggage was loaded onto the private jet. She frowned at the text she’d received from Adrien, typing out a simple reply before shoving it into her purse. She jumped when her phone started to vibrate over and over; a phone call.

“Adrien…” Chloe pulled out her phone and froze when she saw the caller ID. With a reluctant tap, she answered the phone. “What do you want?!”

“Hi, Chloe. I just wanted to say I’m sorry about what happened and I wish you didn’t have to leave so soon,” Marinette paused for Chloe to respond.

“Well, too bad. I’m already on my way and I’ll never have to see any of your stupid faces again… I’m... overjoyed.”

“But Chloe! I wanted to make it up to you first. Maybe you and Ladybug really could be friends! I told Ladybug what happened and she agreed to meet you at your hotel for a real interview as long as you don’t lie about her anymore, how’s that sound?”

“... and how would you know Ladybug?”

“Because I- I’m… friends with Chat Noir!”

“This better not be a trick, Marinette Dupain-Cheng.”

“Ladybug will be there, I promise.”

Chloe was silent for a few moments. She looked to her mother, waving from the stairs of the jet. She looked across Paris, her home, and the only place she could say she had friends. “Marinette!”

“Yes, Chloe?”

“...Thank you,” Chloe immediately hung up, cringing as she tossed her phone into her purse. Her stomach was twisted and her heart was pounding. “Mom! We need to stay, I- I need stomach medicine from the drugstore.”

“From the drugstore ?!”

“Yes, now hurry up!” Chloe rushed back to her limousine, pulling her phone out and dialing Adrien excitedly.

As someone who understands where both Marinette and Adrien are coming from, I felt the need to set a scene of my own. I’ve had plenty of bullies, often because I was always the odd one out. Meaning I had bullies who turned almost entire classes against me, in middle school. I’ve had entire classes laugh at me, I’ve had rumors spread about me, I’ve had things stolen, I’ve been framed for things my bullies did, I’ve had my hair pulled, I’ve been pinched, I’ve been scratched, heck even a teacher made me cry once (and she was supposed to be a nice friend of mine) but I guess I was too different. 

I was a really shy kid, I still am, so I couldn’t really find a way to handle it correctly. The best thing I could think of was doing things back, because that’s how an immature kid thinks; they did it to me so they deserve it back, ‘do onto others as you would have them do onto you’ turned into ‘others do onto you as you should do onto them’. The result? I was getting in trouble for my comebacks instead of them getting in trouble for ‘starting it’. Worse than that, it was a toxic behavior to adjust to. It was becoming a reflex, a habit. 

I had a group of friends where one of them was very entitled more often than not, I might have let myself be pushed around by her a lot too. I could’ve told her what I thought - regardless of immediate results - but instead I let my other friends make the decisions for me. My friends would pass her notes of names with me, half of which I didn’t even know what they meant, but that didn’t mean I wasn’t a part of it. She was mean, but it didn’t mean she deserved the same thing back. If anything, I could’ve realized that for my own sake, being able to act in such a way was poisoning me. Did I feel happy when my bullies had sick days? Of course. Did I silently celebrate when something bad happened to them by coincidence? Definitely. But whenever I expressed these things outwardly, it was far more negative. I was met with validation and became too comfortable with someone elses demise. 

Later, when I was Marinette’s age, I had a male bully. He had almost all of the boys in the class against me - at least when they were all together - simply because I pushed him away when he tried to sexually harrass me. We had been friends, I’d had a crush on him even, but at school things changed. He became my enemy. I was doing him the favor of thinking about him every day because of how angry he made me. Sometimes I talked back to him, but for the most part I ignored him. And you know what? He changed, so did all of his friends, and so did I. He talked to my brother when he found him crying in the bathroom, he helped me when my friend collapsed, he was maturing. Every 13/14 yo is in the prime of their petty, mean side; especially him, he was held back because of a language barrier and a bit of laziness, and he had bullies of his own. My friends from my elementary school are better too. The supposedly ‘mean’ one is actually the nicest one now, and she’s doing great. The one who was a bit of a bad influence on me, well... I’m not sure I can say the same for her.

Obviously, there are people who can’t even be talked to because of how horrible they are. We’ve all met someone who might even be psychologically incapable of being good. But that’s the thing, Chloe does not exist as a character to represent all of the worst people of your life. She is not a fictional puncihing bag. If anything she’s no worse if not tame compared to my experiences, and my experiences aren’t even close to as bad as it gets. But my experiences were still having a negative impact on my growth, my worst enemy was myself. I noticed that the earlier memories where I responded with equal ferocity were much more emotionally fresh than when I was older and tried to be the better and more peaceful person. Adrien wasn’t guilt tripping, he was pointing out that the problem they’d seen in Chloe hadn’t left with her. 

#miraculous ladybug #ml fanfic #ml spoilers #adrien agreste #marinette dupain-cheng #if you read all of that legit thank you so much #I dont know if i made entire sense but im starving rn sorry guys #cass writes

[ghoulsly]

All the questions you can do for aranea and Rowan |ω･)و ̑̑༉

Rowan 1. What is this character’s alignment?Chaotic good2. What is a notable quote from this character? Alternatively, what is their favorite quote?“ I have never met someone I wanted to be with more than you.”

3. Summarize your character’s backstory with no more than three sentences.He was a young, scared, gay kid that couldn’t face the potential of his family’s rejection. Rather than face his problems, he runs off and hops on the first boat out of town. He’s raised by the captain of that ship and he’s never looked back since. 4. Describe your character using a song title.Tower of Mistakes 5. Are there any story arcs you would like this character to explore?

GO BACK HOME YOU DANG DINGLE 6. What would your character like (or have liked) to do with their life?

He’s actually happy the way things are now? He’s practically free and lives life to the fullest as much he can, being who he truly is. (but he sometimes wonders what things would be like if he’d have never left home)

7. Who is your character’s best friend?His childhood friend from back home. she was his accomplice in running away and they still write to each other in secret. 8. Who is your character’s worst enemy?Oh, definitely himself. (Or his boyfriend’s sister) 9. Who has, for better or worse, had the most impact on your character’s life?Jasper, the captain that took him in or Noah, his boyfriend. 10. What is the most badass thing this character has done?lol prolly that one time they killed that dragon 11. What crime is this character most likely to be convicted of?causing a disturbance? Getting into a fucking fist fight? Getting wrapped up in some shady shit that Noah prolly set them up with. 12. What meme would you use to describe the character?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1xWBvX1FnU13. Does this character swear frequently?No? Surprisingly. 14. What is this character’s relationship with religion or the church?Shelyn is good, Shelyn is great and he is very devote to her 15. Would this character ever make a deal with a devil or dark spirit?Prolly not??? 16. Emotion or Logic?EMOTION 17. Soup or Salad?soup 18. What is the character’s favorite Pokémon? Primarina 19. What Pokémon Go team would they be on?Instinct? 20. Is your character currently in love? Is there anyone in love with your character?His boyfriend Noah, that he one day he plans to MARRY 21. Do you ship your character with any other characters? (This includes characters from other universes and canons)Just Noah. 22. How would this character seduce a lover?Lots of flirty, heavy innuendos, charm and MUSIC 23. If your character could play any part in a drama, stage production, or musical, what part would they play?Musical lead, that or nothing because he is the most dramatic boi. 25. What does this character mean to you?A lot? He reignited my love of RP and just character creation in general? I love him. Aranea 1. What is this character’s alignment?currently Lawful evil but working her way towards a solid Chaotic Evil 3. Summarize your character’s backstory with no more than three sentences.She and her husband plotted to take over a noble drow house. That plan failed and she was punished with flesh warping. Now she’s a brainwashed slave, used as a bodyguard/ assassin. 4. Describe your character using a song title.Blumenkranz 5. Are there any story arcs you would like this character to explore?breaking her conditioning and finding her sense of self again. Maybe even remembering who she once was and the people she lost. 6. What would your character like (or have liked) to do with their life?If she could remember it, she would have liked to have raised her kids and see her daughter grow up to do great things 7. Who is your character’s best friend?Currently… it’s the bard in her party. 8. Who is your character’s worst enemy?Cruel fate and the jokes it plays on her. 9. Who has, for better or worse, had the most impact on your character’s life?Rinnill, whom, for lack of a better word, is her owner. 11. What crime is this character most likely to be convicted of?murder. 13. Does this character swear frequently?Nope. 14. What is this character’s relationship with religion or the church?None. And if anyone tried to convert her she’d tell them that praying for good fortune was nothing but a joke. 15. Would this character ever make a deal with a devil or dark spirit?Maybe? 16. Emotion or Logic?A little of column a, a little of column b 17. Soup or Salad?Salad18. What is the character’s favorite Pokémon? Chandelure? 19. What Pokémon Go team would they be on?Mystic20. Is your character currently in love? Is there anyone in love with your character?uh,, ehehehe yeah 21. Do you ship your character with any other characters? (This includes characters from other universes and canons)The bard 22. How would this character seduce a lover?Not very well, I don’t know how exactly she’s managed it at this rate. 23. If your character could play any part in a drama, stage production, or musical, what part would they play?something in the rafters out of the way, tech or something. 25. What does this character mean to you?Right now she’s showing me, even if you’re a giant spider monster you can still find love XD and isn’t that an important lesson that we all need? 

[kittymaverick]

It’s that time of the year again: Mystery Case Files Rewind Commentary

 I’m going to be putting these out in parts most likely, if not via edits, as I’m unable to buy the game at the moment. Spoilers below the cut.

1. YAAAAS IT’S VICTOR THE MOST INCOMPETENT OF THE DALIMARS. (Hey, wasn’t he a skeleton in the closet at one point?) My chances of retaining my sanity have increased dramatically.

2. “Did you know Victor is the clumsiest villain of the entire franchise?” Yeah, I’ve noticed. (Says the Master Detective who got captured and also buried by said clutz.) ...Shut up. 3. Queen: Hello Master Detective, so there’s this place called Hotel Victory which is trying too hard to NOT be related to the Dalimars-- Hello? Master Detective? Are you listening? MD: *Having flashbacks and reaching for the lighter in her pocket*

4. Queen: Yes, we think it’s Victor, the one who locked you up in his cottage-- MD: You Majesty, please... Queen: And totally caught you with a grave trap. MD: Stop rubbing that in my face, it was so many years ago... Queen: While his father Charles made you relive his childhood. MD: Actually, it was more than that, but I don’t want to talk about it. 5. Queen: Do write back and tell us how this investigation goes. You always write the best stories. MD: How I wish that were not the case. 6. Mannequin: I would help but I’m broken at the moment. MD: Yah no, stay down plz. Mannequin: I suppose I can try-- *starts crawling* MD: NOPE! STAY DOWN. Mannequin: *breaks* MD: ....That works. 7. ...Sheesh, have the Dalimars ever thought of moving AWAY from Blackpool? Is there any property here they haven’t touched at this point? 8. “Fusing their bodies with TV sets--” MD: NOPE. I’M OUT! PEACE. 9. Yes, check into the hotel where strange things are happening. This can only go well. (This is like... basic horror 101 mistakes) Oo! Stickers for each game on the suitcase! Speaking of, where’s my buggy? 10. *Opens suitcase* *Finds familiar suit with a rose lapel--* MD: NOPE NOPE NOPE. 11. *Opens door* *Electricity starts sparking* Me: REALLY? Terrible decisions with consequences ALREADY? MD: Hey don’t look at me I just open puzzle doors and find objects! 12. ...did they just obliterate the MENU? 13. ???: Oh, it’s you. Me: Hey, it’s... MD: .... Who are you? Me: Good question, not a lot of people standing against us survive-- Charlotte: DAMMIT IT’S ME, CHARLOTTE. Me and MD: Oooooooohhhhhh right. MD: BTW, Alistair killed Gwen, not me. 14. Charlotte: Yeah, we’re stuck in this rift of time until Victor figures it out. MD: ....I’m not sure what is more worrying, the fact that we are in a rift, or the fact that you are waiting for VICTOR to figure out how to fix it. Me: ...Does that make Victor a time lord? 15. Charlotte: Well I suppose it’s better if you figure this out if you want to get out. MD: .......You’re just going to stab me in the back, aren’t you? Anyway, I’m gone-- huh? Charlotte: You’re back? Aw, it’s like you miss me. MD: ...... Fuck, you really ARE your father’s daughter, and grandfather’s granddaughter, and brother’s sister-- YOU GET WHAT I’M SAYING. Me: Esta familia es loca. Charlotte: What is it with your fascination with us anyway? MD: EXCUSE YOU, YOU’RE THE ONES WHO WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE. 16. Me: Haven’t missed a single Dalimar reunion since you first met?... Actually, that’s true. You ARE like a part of their family. 8D MD: Kill me already. 17. Collect key fragments? Feel like we’ve done this before... Also ehehehe “key” fragments. MD: The story of my job. 18. The CRIME COMPUTER? This is ANCIENT. MD: It’s like seeing a computer that’s still running windows XP. 19. DOOR PUZZLES ARE BACK. ALSO THE BLOODY BOX WITH THE FACE. “You’ve found an item tied to this guest--” MD: IF ALISTAIR’S HERE, I’M TRIPLE OUT. 20. Charlotte: BTW, my sister and I need to go back. Me: You gonna tell her Gwen’s dead? MD: No you do it. Me: No you. Though experience say that death for the Dalimars don’t seem to last anyway. MD: *sighs* 21. Charlotte: HAHA I tricked you into giving me all the clues. Kthxbye. Me: Yeah, that.... MD: We totally saw that coming. 22. Victor: CHARLOTTE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WE NEED EVERYONE IN THEIR SEATS FOR THIS TO WORK. PUT YOUR HELMET ON. Me: Oh hi Victor. MD: Did he just say SEAT and HELMET? Me: Oh yeah he did. MD: *RUNS* This is where the workthrough I’m watching ends. Might not be able to do any more of these things depending on my time, but for now enjoy what there is.

#Mystery Case files #Mystery case files rewind #rewind

[heavyonthecost]

Carrot Cake Soul Shuffle Incident: rough translation (Part 2/4)

More of the 2015 April Fool’s minigame, in which there is cooking, bathing, and sleeping. And chaos, of course. (input still welcome!)

(Part 1, Part 3, Part 4)

Mell: What a relief, seems like we can use the kitchen. We even have the ingredients... oh?

Yukimasa: What is it, Deare... Giselle?

Mell: No, it's just... that carrot cake seems to have used parsnips.

Yukimasa: Hmm... is that a problem?

Mell: Nothing, I was just thinking that it's something that Michel hates.

Maria: Is that so, you were the only one who didn't think that the carrot cake was delicious. Maybe that's why you didn't get switched.

Michel: Um, ah, I think... that's it.

Mell: All right, then let's start on making the second one! Can anyone help me?

Jacopo: I'll help. I'm good at anything housework!

Maria: Certainly, you look unrefined at a glance but you're really thorough with your work.

Jacopo: You didn't have to say the first part!

Morgana: I'll help too! I'm not as good as you two, but I'll be your assistant!

Maria: (Someone else is inside, but it's still Morgana's hand cooking. I won't be able to eat it outside of this incident, so maybe this part isn't too bad.)

Giselle: (He's certainly thinking of something weird...)

Michel: Excuse me, I'll help too...!

Mell: Eh? Michel? ...N, no, no no, I'm happy you offered to, though. But if you cook, it'll turn out so deplorable we have to censor it, and it'll be a pity for the ingredients.

Jacopo: ...you're really something, saying something that terrible so straightforwardly...?

Michel: B, but...

Mell: It's all right, leave it to us. We'll definitely reproduce that delicious carrot cake!

Michel: A, all right.

Mell: It's doooone!!

Giselle: As expected, Giselle. Doesn't it look delicious.

Pauline: (Giselle is praising Giselle... speaking of which, everyone's adapting too quickly.) (I still can't make heads or tails of who's who...)

Yukimasa: Quick, let's eat! Don't worry about setting the table, we don't even need forks or knives!!

Morgana: Ahaha, when it looks this delicious it makes you just want to gulf it down immediately, right. Yeah, I get that!

Yukimasa: That's not it, I just want to get back to normal as soon as possible, why can't you understand that, you air-headed woman!!!

Pauline: T, there, there, calm down, Nellie...!

Nellie: ...Anyway... let's eat. I'm at my mental limit...

Mell: Then, everyone, take your plates! ...and, ah, Michel, you're eating too?

Michel: Y, yeah, just in case.

Mell: You're not affected, Michel, so I think you don't have to eat... and besides, don't you hate parsnips?

Michel: But I want to eat with everyone...

Mell: ...? Is, is that so...?

Yukimasa: Let’s eaaaat!!!

Maria: Chomp... it's delicious.

Jacopo: It's delicious.

Pauline: Yeah, but...

Giselle: Something's missing.

Mell: Eh, no way!

Giselle: Is there anything missing among the ingredients? Like seasonings or spices.

Mell: Um... I made it according to the carrot cake recipe... maybe it used a more personalised recipe. If only we could ask the one who made the first cake...

Michel: ...! U, um -

Maria: That means, the one who prepared the cake is the culprit behind this ridiculous switching incident!

Yukimasa: T, that's the worst. When I find them, I'll chop them to bits!

Pauline: W, when you're like that, you look like you might just actually chop them to bits...

Michel: ...uh, ...ah...

Mell: ...what's wrong? You've been weird for some time now, Michel.

Michel: N, no! There's... there's nothing wrong.

Mell: That's fine, then... If you got a stomachache from the parsnips, just run to the nearest toilet.

Michel: Y, yeah...

Jacopo: Still, what a pain. Eating the cake didn't help, so what should we do next...

Morgana: Do we just have to see how things go after all?

Yukimasa: No waaaaay...

Morgana: But you know, I'm finding this situation a bit exciting. We're not in any mortal danger, and there aren't many chances where you get to experience another person's circumstances, you know? Why don't we enjoy this positively!

Maria: Aren't you being way too positive...!?

Giselle: Seeing my body say things about positivity is way too weird.

Maria: So you do realise that you have a gloomy personality...?

Giselle: Hmph.

Yukimasa: ...haaah... I get it... I can't be positive about it, but we can't do anything but see what will happen for now. If that's so...

Pauline: If that's so?

Yukimasa: I'm going to take a bath.

Pauline: Eh.

Yukimasa: This body! I can't stand it, it stinks!!

Nellie: Hey! Don't make it sound like I'm dirty!

Yukimasa: Hmph, by my standards, it's dirty! I take a shower every morning and take a dip in the tub every evening. Of course, with rose aroma oils. That's why my body always smells nice. ...And yet! This body! It stinks of sweat, it stinks of dirt, it stinks like a man, there's no end to it! I can't stand this! So I'm taking a bath!

Nellie: ...in short, from now on my body is going to smell like rose aroma oils...!?

Yukimasa: That's right, won’t it be wonderful?

Nellie: Won't you reconsider...!?!?!?

Pauline: To begin with, does this mansion even have rose aroma oils or a bath tub?

Yukimasa: I'll make them exist! Wasn't it said in the main story, that wishes come true if you wish for it strongly enough! So I'll wish for it! Rose aroma oils and a gigantic, gorgeous bath, come forth----!!!

Jacopo: Wha!?!?!?

Yukimasa: Yay! Wishes really do come true if you wish for them strongly!

Pauline: (Why are you smiling like that!?)

Giselle: D, did the wish really get granted just like that...? Then what was I doing, wishing for about a millennium...?

Yukimasa: Then, I'll go take a dip in the bath!

Nellie: Just... do as you please... already...

Yukimasa: Kyaaah! There's this dirty, grotesque thing between my legs!!!

Nellie: ...

Floral-scented Yukimasa: Phew. It took pains to get there, but it was a nice soak.

Nellie: Good for you...

Floral-scented Yukimasa: Why don't you take a bath too? It's my body, I don't want it to be dirty.

Nellie: N, no, I'm good... I'm not in a mood for it...

Floral-scented Yukimasa: Hmmm... but on the off-chance that we're still like this tomorrow, I'll make you take one. Ah, but when you do so, please close your eyes.

Nellie: Why should I close my eyes...?

Floral-scented Yukimasa: Because it's my precious, maidenly body! I don't want another man to see it!

Nellie: I'll tell you now, I don't feel anything towards this body.

Maria: That's right, he's a pervert who gets off on corpses after all.

Morgana: Come on, there's no way that's true!

Nellie: ......

Morgana: That's not true, right, Yukimasa...?

Nellie: A, ah, of course.

Giselle: ...I'm going to take a bath too.

Floral-scented Yukimasa: So you love baths too, Saintess!

Giselle: I don't think much of it either way... I just want to see them.

Floral-scented Yukimasa: Want to see what?

Giselle: These rather large breasts, of course. I'm curious because I don't have anything this big on my own body.

Mell: Bwah! E, eeh!?

Giselle: There's no problem even if I see them, right? We're both women.

Mell: Y, yeah, I don't really mind...

Giselle: ...that's right. Michel, you're coming in too.

Michel: Eh!

Mell: Eeh!?

Giselle: It's no problem, right? On the outside, we're lovers.

Mell: E, eh, eeeh... that's...!

Giselle: Come on, Michel. Quit dallying around and let's go take a bath already.

Michel: Eh, ah... all right...!

Mell: It's not all riiiight! I'm not fine with it after all! E, even if it's my body you're in, you can't take a bath with Michel! Anyway, Michel, why are you agreeing with her!

Michel: S, sorry!

Mell: If you're going to get in with Morgana, then I'm going in there too!

Michel: ...!?

Mell: That'll be better! Let's all go in, the three of us!

Floral-scented Yukimasa: Oh wow... this is turning out to be a Dearest Mell x Dearest Michel scenario...!

Pauline: I think I want to die now...

Nellie: Me too...

After all the ups and downs, night came -

Yukimasa: In the end, it's night now and we haven't returned to normal...

Morgana: Could it be that we might get back to normal while we're sleeping?

Maria: Is there no helping your excessive optimism... But since we switched personalities while we were unconscious, it might just fulfil the same conditions.

Mell: Then, let's leave it at that and say our good nights, should we?

Yukimasa: Hah...! Sleep sounds good, but there's a big problem!

Mell: Eh? What problem?

Yukimasa: I'm talking about how are we going to split the rooms!

Mell: Well... can't we just decide it as we like?

Yukimasa: That's going to be decided based on our souls, right?

Mell: Uh, well...?

Yukimasa: Then, Dearest Mell! Let's sleep together!

Pauline: Ugh...!

Yukimasa: What do you mean, ugh! Inside this body is your precious Nellie, you know!?

Pauline: I, know that, but...!! (I'm getting reminded of it! Of being threatened by him and all!!) N, Nellie. There's no mistake that I think of you as my precious sister. But this is an exceptional situation. So, wouldn't it be all right to stay separate for today? And it's not like we sleep together in the main story, anyway...

Yukimasa: How cold-hearted of you, Mell! It's precisely because it's this kind of troubling times that we should sleep together! I'm really disheartened right now, you know!

Pauline: (For someone who's disheartened, she sure summoned that bath tub cheerfully...)

Morgana: What about you, Yukimasa? If possible I want us to sleep together, just kidding...

Nellie: Ah, of course, Pauline. There's no way I'll refuse your requests.

Morgana: A, aww! Silly Yukimasa, saying something like that!

Jacopo: I think I'm going to puke out sand...

Maria: I've come to know too much of his two-faced ways...

Morgana: But then, now that you've turned into a little girl, Yukimasa, you're more cute than cool!

Nellie: Is, is that so...?

Morgana: I still love you even though you're like this, Yukimasa. Eheheh, now I want to shower you with tons of affection!

Yukimasa: Hold on! That's my body! Don't do anything weird to it!

Morgana: Tch.

Maria: ...hm. Then for my room, I'll definitely want Mo-

Giselle: I'm sleeping alone.

Maria: I haven't said anything...!!

Jacopo: Sleeping alone? Don't be so cold, let's sleep with me. We've slept together before long, long ago, after all.

Giselle: ...

Jacopo: I see, it's no use if I look like this, huh.

Giselle: It's fine. Let's sleep together.

Maria: Huuuh!? Hey, you're okay with that!?

Giselle: Yes. I'm considering this based on souls. Even if it's Maria on the outside, it won't do if you're inside. Even if it's you outside, it's all right if Maria's inside.

Maria: It can't be!!!!!!

Jacopo: Heh heh heh, too bad for you! Enjoy being jealous of your own body!

Maria: M, Maria...! If you say something like that, I'll mess with your bo-

Jacopo: I'll kill you if you do.

Maria: ...gh...

Mell: Then, we should sleep together!

Michel: Ah, okay. Please take care of me, Giselle.

Mell: U, umm??? My pleasure, Michel...???

#the house in fata morgana #novectacle #visual novel #fan translation

[izzzuku]

9-20!

this is really long im gunna shove it under the cut eheheh

9. favorite brand of clothing?

forever 21 is where i shop at the most but i’d love to try uniqlo’s clothing,,, not really sure if i have a favorite unless you count high fashion

10. name a dog

any dog??? kevin the shiba please follow him on instagram @kevin.the.shiba ,, max and kat’s shiba is really cute 🅱️lease follow, they’re desperate for followers

11. what unusual talent do you have?

being untalented 😔 no i’m just kidding but i can’t really think of anything¿¿

12. what’s the most interesting school gossip you’ve ever heard?

i heard this outside of school from my friend but apparently some kids thought that if you touched yourself then you were automatically gay??? and that shit STILL has me shook???????

this is so cliche tbh did it even happen or was it a fever dream i had, who knows!! but i heard a few girls talking about me saying i was really mean and i had no knowledge they even attended the school.

13. ever prank called a store?

no, i don’t even pick up phone calls from my sisters,,,

14. what’s your coffee order?

green tea frappuccino ! BIG UWU

15. what’s a question you constantly get asked?

i get a lot of “why are you like this” from my fweeends which makes a lot of sense tbh 🤔

16. if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?

mors vincit omnia just above my elbow on the inside of my arm

17. google the top song from the year you were born

IT’S AQUA’S BARBIE GIRL. HECK!

18. rant about your favorite musician

i absolutely adore red velvet …uwu but i wish wendy wasn’t in the group anymore or at least tried to apologize properly. like kween just bc u and the company sweep ur “mistakes” under the carpet doesn’t mean we’ll forget! what she did was despicable bc she definitely knew better and sis that’s the TEA! the fact that she did it twice, too? ooooo sisshhhter that’s messy. she’s from the states too there’s literally no way for her to be ignorant about what she was doing. anyway i love all four (4) members of red velvet so much ♡

19. what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?

my english teacher from senior year awh, he was such a sweetheart. he was one of the few teachers that wasn’t scared of me so i could comfortably speak to him! i did a lot of sleeping in his class and since it was my last class i skipped a lot too. but he was always snippy but nice about it the next day.

20. describe your blog in 3-5 words

messy, aesthetic garbage, #swad, and tragic.

#ohohohoho~!! #that rant is mad salty sorry abt the #s a l t. #this was fun lmao #asks

[djesusgetnaked]

100 questions

@missmendelsohn did it, and I just woke up and need to do something unproductive, so here I am !

1. What is your nickname? Swannou, Swanny. Pretty classics after Swann, I guess. Little Shit, too (kinda relate to this one a bit too much).

2. How old are you? 23 in 6 days. 

3. What is your birth month? June baby.

4. What is your zodiac sign? Gemini (the best, fight me on this).

5. What is your favorite color? Purple. Sexiest color ever.

6. What’s your lucky number? 8.

7. Do you have any pets? Yes. I kinda have a cat at my mother’s, a cat at my father’s, but mostly I have MY cat living with me and she’s the best. (Brb, I need to cuddle her now.)

8. Where are you from? Paris, France.

9. How tall are you? 5′5″

10. What shoe size are you? 7. I have very long feet ahah.

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? In my living flat I have three. But in total I have... like eight ?

12. Are you random? Totally. I’m random and chaotic. You never know what’s going to happen in my brain. Hell, I don’t even know.

13. Last person you texted? A friend.

14. Are you psychic in any way? I don’t know how to answer to this one. It may seem that my grand mother has some weird powers or I don’t know, and it runs in our family, but I never believed in those things. Though I’m a really intuitive person.

15. Last TV show watched? Law and Order: Svu & Friends. Yes at the same time. I can stare at pretty ADA Barba, and relax with Friends when SVU is too hard.

16. Favorite movie? Reservoir Dogs by Quentin Tarantino.

17. Favorite show from your childhood? I’d say... Les mystérieuses cités d’or, I don’t know the title in English.

18. Do you want children? Nah. Already have my little sister and my little brother, I’m fine. (But I’ve already have my kids’ names, so… you never know !)

19. Do you want a church wedding? Nope nope. I don’t want a wedding at all, and even less a church one.

20. What is your religion? None.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Too many times for my liking. I hate hospitals.

22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law? Tricky question ! It seems that I’ve trouble doing legal stuff, but funny enough I’ve never been arrested. I’m a white female who’s cute, I’m okay with the cops.

23. How is life? Life is a bitch. Queen of the bitches. 

24. Baths or showers? Showers in a daily basis, but I need a bath once in awhile. 

25. What color socks are you wearing? One is blue and the other is purple. Because my socks are orphan and almost never match. 

26. Have you ever been famous? I’m famous in my head, does it count ? But I was pretty popular in school.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? As I want to work in the cinema area, it’d be great please.

28. What type of music do you like? I’ve been raised with rock and punk. I also like alternative, pop, blues, jazz, electro, dubstep. I’m kinda open to anything (but I have a hard time with rap and reggae).

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yeeees. It’s the best !

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 6 ahahah. But it’s too many for me, I just use 2.

31. What position do you usually sleep in? I really don’t know. I’m too knackered when I fall asleep to notice.

32. How big is your house? Very very small. I don’t know how we manage to live at three in this.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Nothing. I’m sleeping for breakfast, and I’m too poor to eat (I swear it’s true, I eat once every two days, I’m starving please help).

34. Have you ever left the country? Yup.

35. Have you ever tried archery? Yup again.

36. Do you like anyone? Hmm. I don’t know ? I have some crushes, but liking really strong anyone, I don’t think so.

37. Favorite swear word? I’m a very vulgar person (and I use fancy words at the same time). Putain (the f-word in French) is kinda an easy one. My favorite is maybe “nique ta mère la pute” (please don’t try to translate this one). And I get pretty inventive like “bordel de cul de nouilles” (this one is more funny than very vulgar) or “oh bordel ta grand-mère en string de guerre sur qui je fais du rodéo” when I hurt myself (this one is absurd too).

38. When do you fall asleep? Between 3am and 6am. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

39. Do you have any scars? Many.

40. Sexual orientation? Bisexual.

41. Are you a good liar? It really depends on the situation, but I can be. I’m good at inventing believable stories, but my eyes are too expressive. 

42. What languages would you like to learn? Spanish.

43. Top 10 songs?

44. Do you like your country? Yes and no. Paris is a beautiful city, can’t deny that. But I want to get out of here. 

45. Do you have friends on the web? Oh yes. FRIENDS EVERYWHERE MY FRIEND.

46. What is your personality type? ENTP and ENFP, it changes when I do the test several times.

47. Hogwarts house? Gryffondor, and so proud of it !!

48. Can you curl your tongue? No, and I’m very complexed about it ahah (no it’s not true).

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to. Danny Rayburn, hands up. For so so so many reasons.

50. Left or right handed? Both eheheh, I write with the left, but also can write with the right. And I almost everything with both.

51. Are you scared of spiders? Spiders are my friends.

52. Favorite food? Humans. Soup and ham.

53. Favorite foreign food? I’d say vietnamese food, but I’ve been raised with asian food (as my father is Cambodian).

54. Are you a clean or messy person? Most a clean than messy, even if I can be lazy and just do nothing. But my roommates are very messy, so it’s a messy place.

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? Ahahah I would so do the helicopter dick. But I wouldn’t do anything different from what I usually do. I’m a woman, and proud of it, but I relate more to a man. Idk, it’s weird.

56. What color underwear? My boxers are currently the American flag, so blue and red and white.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 20 minutes, with a shower.

58. Do you have much of an ego? Oh yes... I don’t think I’m arrogant or what, but I have a big ego.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I don’t suck or bite lollipops, unless I’m trying to tease someone.

60. Do you talk to yourself? No I don’t.

61. Do you sing to yourself? When there’s music playing.

62. Are you a good singer? SKIP THIS ONE. NO. I’M AWFUL.

63. Biggest fears? Slug, pregnant women (I know it’s weird, but have you seen Alien ? okay), and being abandoned. 

64. Are you a gossip? A few years ago people gossiped about me, and it didn’t feel good at all. It was awful. People are mean. So no, I don’t.

65. Are you a grammar Nazi? Kind of, but I try to shut it down because people don’t like it.

66. Do you have long or short hair? Very short, boyish style.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Lol no. I can’t name the regions of France so...

68. Favorite school subject? It depended on the year. Sport, English, Italian, Math, Biology, History. I liked school.

69. Extrovert or introvert? Extrovert, without a doubt.

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yes. But I have trouble to breath. 

71. What makes you nervous? Life. Lol it’s sad.

72. Are you scared of the dark? I love dark.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? I used to do it a lot. I still want to. I don’t do it because I don’t want to get punched.

74. Are you ticklish? It depends on the person, but mostly no.

75. Have you ever started a rumor? Ne-ver.

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? Yes.

77. Have you ever drank underage? Oh yes. Turning 18 didn’t change a lot for me.

78. Have you ever done drugs? Yup.

79. What do you fantasize about? Being fucking happy.

80. How many piercings do you have? None.

81. Can you roll your R’s? Really really bad. My accent in Italian is awful.

82. How fast can you type? It’s funny because I type with only two fingers (my indexes), like old persons and it makes people laugh. But I type really fast though. 

83. How fast can you run? It’s been awhile since I’ve run. But I used to run very fast.

84. What color is your hair? Black. Very very dark hair.

85. What color are your eyes? Brown, and very dark too.

86. What are you allergic to? Insect bite. It’s ugly.

87. Do you keep a journal? Nah. My writings talk for me.

88. Are you depressed about anything? About life. I’m borderline and bipolar, so I’m kinda depressed like all the time ? Ahah.

89. Do you like your age? No it sucks. Like I’m still so young but everyone excepts me to have a perfect built up life ? Wtf.

90. What makes you angry? Being woken up because my roommates are too noisy.

91. Do you like your own name? Yes.

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? What ???

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? A cat, a dog, a panther, a baby lion, a llama.

94. What talents do you have? Writing, I guess ?

95. Sun or moon? Both.

96. How did you get your name? My parents are good with giving names.

97. Are you religious? I’ve been raised with catholic values, but no I’m not.

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? Too many.

99. Color of your bedspread? Dirty.

100. Color of your room? Messy.

It was so long. Not tagging anyone, just do it if you want.

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