#my humor is fucked

[omori-headspace]

tony becker: oh man this promotional art of freddy and bonnie looks very intimate maybe i should go ask bonnie about that

ellis: WOOOO YEAH BABY MIDNIGHT MOTORIST HELL YEAH BROTHER WOOOOOO HELLLLL YEAHHHHH GONNA GET THE HIGH SCORE ON THIS BABY LETS GOOOO

#comet yells #im sorry i love this moment in the fic so much #i love the rest of the fic too but this is #im. #my humor is fucked #i laugh at anything #fnaf #five nights at freddys #five nights at freddy's #three amigos #tony becker #ellis fnaf #fnaf ellis #fnaf tales from the pizzaplex #tales from the pizzaplex

[transonlyspace]

i guess, since youre transphobic, we cant be in a relationship.. *starts agressively shitting on your lap*

#meme #trans meme #shit #shitpost #haha #my humor is fucked

[pyr0peyt]

IN FUCKING TEARS OVER THIS????

#0 VOTES 😭😭😭 #THE ''STARVING'' TWEET WAS THEIR LAST TWEET THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DIED #MY HUMOR IS FUCKED #shit from twitter #pyro's rambles

[samatokisfootrest]

Ok but how funny would it be if I title a fic "let him cook" and it's Samatoki and Rio getting food poisoning cause of Jyuto's failed attempt... who let this man cook...

#rants #my humor is fucked #actually I already have an outline

[hwangbastard69]

[take this as reminder to boycott the fuck out of that mouse]

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#I HAD TO TAKE BREAKS WHILE DRAWING THIS SHIT #THIS IS MY TYPE OF HUMOR OKAY #ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS TO ME 😭😭😭 #bi han #bi han sub zero #kuai liang #mk scorpion #kuai liang scorpion #mk smoke #tomas vrbada #meme art #mortal kombat fanart #mortal kombat #mk 1 #mortal kombat 1 #huangbastard draws #art #artists on tumblr #fanart #shitpost #parody

[shanblackwood]

techno <3

#my art #dsmp #technoblade #i feel so bad that i only started watching dsmp after his death #i love his character so much #and his sense of humor and his voice #he was so fucking cool #i remember watching wilbur's videos and thinking like oh there's that one dude they are constantly talking about ok #and now i'm just like. why did it had to happen #fuck cancer

[metukika]

something something repressed desires

#im back to drawing for now... i was advised to draw for my mental wellbeing and well i agree #drawing is fucking fun #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #???% #does he have a name that isnt top row of the keyboard #terumob #mp100 #metukikart #comic #somewhat #how unfunny is my humor

[jellyjamheadobb]

#Staying silly :3 #(At my fucking wits end) #rey rambles #meme #memes #dumb shit #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #lmao #lol #best memes #twitter memes #tumblr memes #dank memes #humor #jokes #haha #mental health #mental health memes #depression memes #depression posting

[cringefail-clown]

you know the amazing genre of absolutely fucked up hedgehog cakes. like the most insane nightmare fuel you can imagine. well, my mom has been making a cake and saying she will decorate it like a hedgehog. so obviously i decided to show her some of the images bc theyre objectively the funniest shit on the internet. she loved it.

this is what was waiting for me the next day when i came back from work:

SHE MADE HER OWN FUCKED UP HEDGEHOG CAKE. and she was so sad she had to improvise with the nuts for decorating like "damn clown, i wish i had some of those sugar teeth decorations so itd look more messed up :(" like no, mom, its. its perfect

#miscellaneous #hedgehog cake #my mom and i have the same fucking sense of humor and its a little terrifying #another fun fact she made it for my brothers birthday #i was scrolling through my camera roll and this fucking thing jumpscared me i had to share

[tippenfunkaport]

That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.

Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."

The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.

And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?

#love how they manipulated people into spreading that post by making it seem like a cishet vs gay thing #when the real message is OP thinks trying to sell your writing is cringe and 'weird' and 'normal people' with jobs would never #which would of course never have flown on the fandom website #so they played into the queer shipping is purer than cishet shipping puriteen thing #and it worked! #because my god people are gullible #this is the direct pipeline that leads to AI thievery #''normal' people write for the joy of it anyway so why do you need pay? you are just greedy and 'weird'!' #'oh no this isn't about who we get to call cringe and who gets to profit from art it's about um... #(quick what's a hated m/f ship?).. oh uh 'shitty' REYLO #and not our super pure uh... (spirk is still popular right? lets throw in that avengers one too to make it seem timely) stucky!' #I'm sorry if I have no sense of humor about this but the year is 2024 and people are still way too ready to sneer #about writers trying to earn a fucking living in the shittiest timeline #and i need you to look deep into yourself and ask you why it's so important to you to tell yourself that only people writing what you like #are 'normal' with real jobs and to vilify everyone else as 'weird' and 'shitty' #for trying to make an income during a financial fucking crisis #i would say sorry for ranting about this but I'm not sorry because wtf #write whatever you want #publish whatever you want #there is no moral fucking purity in what the content is #and one thing certainly doesn't make you more 'weird' or 'normal' than the other #like there is soooo much shitty mlm that started as fanfic??? #that post is 100% OP made up some guys to get mad about and called them relyos for the clicks #writing #publishing #writblr #writeblr #i wasn't going to tag this anything but you know what fuck it I'm mad #i had like 5 more tags but tumblr cut me off which is fair 😅 #fan fiction

[piracytheorist]

Spy x Family would have been so fucking bleak and depressing if it weren't for the comedy angle. It could have easily been a story highly focused on how war impacts people even years after it ends, being constantly pessimistic and dark and focusing on the monstrous things people are capable of. It could easily show just the hopeless side of it.

Instead, while it's very realistic on how the characters have been affected by the war, it chooses to put that face-to-face with natural, everyday humanity. Twilight's reluctance to accept his feelings for his family is treated with a touch of humor because it's compared to the innocent way Anya and Yor offer their love - and that's what being human is.

We're meant to live with each other. We're meant to love each other, it's literally in our fucking DNA to create bonds and depend on others for emotional support. Our very first instinct upon being born is to cry because our DNA tells us we will be brought into a world that will hear our cry and help us. It's how people find hope in each other, in small acts of everyday kindness because we're meant to live like that, to support and help and connect with each other.

And the characters' bleak past is contrasted with humanity's innate everyday kindness to the point of making it humorous because war is such a deviation from how humans are meant to live that a man who spends his entire life affected by it looks almost comical in contrast with a little girl who, based on her basic human instincts, believes that she can find a family to love her and can help achieve world peace, with someone right in the middle being one who has seen war but had had a constant reminder of how humanity is about connection and love (Yor, with Yuri being her reminder).

And I just find it so very fitting and also very based of Endo to choose to add that angle in the story. Humanity is not bleak. Even if we deviate from our path we can still find our way and we're naturally inclined to that way. We just have to see the good in each other, to believe that we will not be left alone, to share and know that if we're ever in need, someone will offer their hand to share with us.

#I fucking love my fake family #when humor actually adds depth to a story #like!!! it's literally not just to lighten the mood and make the story more digestible!! #it's literally the entire point!! #I love it #Spy x Family #sxf meta #500

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

science brain vs hopeless romantic brain, who will win

#picturing them both going for it at the same time #eddie leaning in for a romantic kiss and then frank just fucking bites him #peak humor. to Me. #scribble salad #welcome home #franklydear #one last scribble before bed.... one more meme.... #the sun is Up but i stay doodling #except not anymore bc im gonna go be unconscious #and hope my dreams chill the fuck out because honestly what even was the other night. what was that. #im Used to death dreams but jeebus criminy on a crisis cracker. #didn't even get to taste the salmon morsels either smh

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal

#bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for #a bowl of beans when we first met' #and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally #oc: impulse #sure this'll go in their tag #everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then #really funny again if you think about it even longer #one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending #i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong #impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person #tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people #you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as #sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings #not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more* #if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges #and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human #connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they #were never the person you became friends with at all #and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were #friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't. #so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too #they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even #think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN. #very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. #and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope #i'm unwell. #ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained

[romidoes]

- what’s up with those prison clothes and the fucking mayo?!

-you said you wanted to do prison roleplay. i thought you felt nostalgic

#when i had this idea i was so sure of myself LMAO #i thought ‘omg i’ll just draw them from the video but i’ll replace their clothes with prison ones #to make it seem like ian wants to roleplay !!!!! #for the sake of good old days!1!1!1!1!1 #but as i was done with it i realised it makes no fucking sense #😭 so i wasted 3 hours on this #i’ll just pretend it was for practice so i don’t cry about it too much #anyways…. yeah #my humor…. #gallavich #shameless #shameless us #ian x mickey #mickey x ian #noel fisher #cameron monaghan #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #shitpost

[numbuh424]

light's face when near totally ignores him, openly accuses him of making the shinigami lie on his behalf, and then addresses the task force in the room with light saying that if they have any doubts about the Second L to give him a call later. ALL WHILE LIGHT'S THE ONE ON THE MIC. oh, they're killing me.

#death note #light yagami #nate river #near #death note light #death note near #moonriver #they're sooooooo fucking funny I can't get over it #light asks ryuk to confirm the 13 day rule is true which has worked on everyone before but near was like “ok anyways......” #near doesn't even HUMOR him at least #just straight up goes if anyone else doesn't believe this bitch here's my number get in contact #near: liarsayswhat #light: what #light: GODDAMMIT #that might as well be how that scene went #god I love them they're so horrible #I'm so obsessed with this screenshot never has there been a more perfectly captured “the audacity of this bitch” expression #elle is talking again

[luck-of-the-drawings]

ANCIENT wip that i finally got around to splashin color onto. NO idea where this colorin style came from n it WONT happen again!! anyway i LOOOVE the general dynamic between arthur n emizel. both are so cool and so awesome and yet SO silly...

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #arthur bennett #emizel tucker #WEEE art is so fun..FUCKED UP THO that when i posted this on TWITTER... #i wokeup today to like 9 new comments n i was SO HAPPY!! but then i realized they were all BOTS!!DISGUSTING MACHINES MADE BY DISGUSTING PPL #VILE!!anyway so. YES i scribbled this up back when the ep w this scene first came out. what ep was that?? like 2 or so?? #GOOD STUFF i love this show so much... the thought of arthur tucking himself down into the back o the car so he wouldnt be seen.. #hes so serious&stoic and he just does the funniest shit with the straightest face.ive said it amillion times but i LOVE ARTHURS DRY HUMOR.. #I ALSo really love emizel bc AAAA!! THE WHOLE SCENE B4 THIS ONE w him just catching up with soda... #those two are so cute w eachother.... ouhhh....... they are bestieeeessssss #do u guys ever think abt void... where did she come from.. how did her n arthur become friends..... #okayokay i think thats all the ramblings i have in me. enjoy my creations and your day aswell. if you can