#nct shitpost

[sinisxtea]

i imagine chenle is serious af, like he didn’t mean to say it in that way he just wanted to annoy jisung but it came out wrong

#nct dream #nct #nct 127 #nct u #nct wish #wayv #nct memes #nct wayv #mark lee #haechan #chenle #jisung #park jisung #renjun #jaehyun #doyoung #johnny suh #ten chittaphon #yangyang #jaemin #nct meme #nct smau #nct shitpost #okay pls actually tell me if u enjoy these because i absolutely love making them #nct zone is still so fun as always

[fullsunstrawberry]

these photos are the pinnacle of boyfriend material

#why is he so boyfriend #making me twirl my hair and shit #jaemin #jaemin boyfriend material #nct shitpost #berry shitposᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

[doiefy]

nct 127 as cursed college profs

very partially based on stupid shit i've had the pleasure and misfortune of seeing in my own classes. happy finals season girlies </3 i rise from my casket of inactivity to bring you the shit post i wrote on the subway on the way to an exam. whose class do you think you'd survive?

cw: cynical college humour because i'm coping, adult humour

taeil: not even that old, but barely knows how to use technology. spends the first 15 minutes of lectures trying to figure out zoom, then the rest of the time poorly explaining quantum mechanics from a textbook written 20 years ago. trips down the stairs two days into the semester and goes on medical leave, only to be spotted on vacation a week later. no one even gives him shit for it.

johnny: originally the cool, chill prof who occasionally went out for drinks with his classes, until he realized he was cool and tried to get even more hip with the kids. now he uses bad memes in his slides and films tiktoks in his lab. the number of students who ask to get drinks with him significantly boosts his ego, but no one tells him they’re doing it just to cross “drinking with a prof” off the frosh bingo card.

taeyong: the sweetest, loveliest, kindest soul you will ever meet—except he’s only taught twice in his life, just got put in as a replacement for a prof who tripped down the stairs, and gives you the most god-awful final exam known to man. he’s also stressed out (on your behalf) at any given moment, to the point where he just passes everyone with an 80 and calls it a day.

yuta: the hip, fashionable prof who only serves looks and random commentaries on society in the middle of his lectures. undergrads fight to the death to join his research group, but the ones who make it eventually realize he spends most of his time partying with the department’s money. yet still, groundbreaking work comes out of his lab every year…

doyoung: retired from research a few years ago to teach full time, but not a single person knows why. he may offer the clearest, live-saving explanations in his lectures—but he constantly looks like he wants to go home and will decimate your entire existence with a single look if you ask anything about the syllabus two weeks into the semester.

jaehyun: the hot single prof. every single freshman girlie has a sickening, concerning, fanfic-esque crush on him. some go as far as nearly failing his class and then booking office hours with him before finals, only to find out that he’s been using Doyoung’s teaching material for years, without credit. he is very much horrendous at teaching on his own. and very much gay.

jungwoo: wanted to go into early childhood education, somehow got coerced into doing his masters, then his phd, then post doc, then— still fulfills his dreams by treating his students like kindergarteners. this includes gentle parenting of frat boys who won’t shut the fuck up during class, handing out healthy vegan treats, and encouraging “mindful moments” while you write the hardest exam he has ever administered.

mark: refuses to teach because he doesn’t think any of the kids will take him seriously, is forced to anyways by the department. as a prodigy so fucking removed from what it’s like to be stupid, he ends all his quantum lectures with “this is pretty straightforward,” and books it back to his lab on an electric skateboard. yes he built it himself. no he won't let you try and ride it.

haechan: shares an office with mark and spends most of his free time figuring out which organic compounds he can mix together to perfectly recreate the texture and smell of cum. if he doesn’t show up to class, it’s because he’s terrorizing pigeons on the street for science. shows gruesome videos of explosions and chemical fires for a chemical safety lecture. has had the fire alarm pulled on him at least twice.

#nct #nct 127 #nct texts #nct imagines #nct fanfic #nct scenarios #nct timestamps #nct blurbs #nct dream #taeil #johnny #taeyong #yuta #doyoung #jaehyun #jungwoo #mark #haechan #shitpost

[njmdoll]

jisung meme headers 🤣👎🏻

by me 💗

#nct jisung #jisung headers #jisung icons #jisung layouts #jisung messy layouts #jisung messy packs #jisung messy headers #jisung messy icons #nct dream #nct dream icons #nct dream layouts #nct dream messy layouts #nct dream headers #kpop meme bios #kpop meme headers #kpop meme users #funny headers #no face icons #shitpost

[gay-strawberry]

i saw that shirt on tiktok and i had to doodle him on it

#aftg #andrew minyard #doodle #art #sketch #if someone looking at this is an actual talented artist (unlike me) #im begging u to make a better drawing of him on that shirt #funniest part about my drawing is i traced nct jaemin to get that human shape #😭😭😭😭😭 #tfc #tkm #trk #tsc #all for the game #aftg shitpost #aftg meme #aftg headcanon

[strawbaeri]

camera roll core

#shitpost #jaehyun #messy icons #moodboard #actually mentally ill #johnny suh #sehun #nct icons #nct 127 #messy #random icons #pecs

[wincumdump]

for me the verse*st nct members are:

1: jaemin

2: winwin

3: xiaojun

these three fit every position in their every pairing, winwin can be bottom in his every duo pairing or top, jaemin, and xiaojun are the same but they can be top too. but if they do a threesome I think jaemin will be the main top, xiaojun going to be main bottom and winwin will stay between each other and use xiaojun and used by jaemin.

#winwincumdump shitpost #winwin smut #nct smut #wayv smut #jaemin smut #xiaojun smut

[librarisxng]

I would write fanfics cause that seems fun but I suck at writing so I’m just gonna stick to chaotic posts about my faves.

#nct #nct u #nct 127 #nct dream #wayv #nct dojaejung #nct wish #the boyz #onlyoneof #yes i like the boyz #i’ve always been a casual deobi until roar era #should i also write a perfume post about tbz? #kpop #fanfic #i love shitposting #its fun to see how wild my brain can be sometimes

[box-of-kinderjoy]

NEO GOT MY BACK

#shitposts #shitpost #gen z humor #subway surfers #nct 127 #nct

[bimbobunnii]

hii! call me niya! i dont have too much to say but im back on my kpop shit so get to know me a lil bit! <333

groups i ult: riize (duhhh) and ateez ♡

groups i stan: p1harmony, enhypen, nct 127, nct-u, exo, txt, &team, and bts

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

currently, i wouldn’t consider myself a writer buttt i did used to write in the past on wattpad! my book did pretty well with like 62k+ reads. now, im mainly just a reader.

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

i’m not really sure what else to say but i’d love to make mutuals w yall! muah muah ♡

oh! also also!! this is my bias list for anyone interested!!

#intro post #introduction #idrk what to say #kpop #riize #ateez #p1harmony #bts #enhypen #txt #nct 127 #nct u #shitpost

[wonhosleftshoe]

— 📂 OPENING USER FILE . . . ★!!

· kyler ! noen ! kode — he ! it ! ze ! shey ! rot

aroaspec gay agender male — 6teen 06 ·

· entx — leo sagg aries — autistic adhd osdd

!?★ STAN / BIAS LIST . . . 🧷

bts, hobi yoongi — skz, han lino — p1 , soul ·

· svt, hoshi woozi — xh, gaon — txt, yeonjun

ateez, seonghwa san — casuals, wonho nct ·

· etc, glass animals metric lovejoy gorillaz

!?★ INTERESTS . . . 🏷️

minecraft, sims4, undertale, omori, guitar ·

· dinosaurs, cats, cryptids, cryptidology

space, lost media, true crime, south park ·

· drawing, psychology, greek myth, slime

!?★ DNI . . . 🐚

<13, >30, proship, dsmp fan, republican ·

· pluralgang/endo supporter, radinclus

toothpast flag anti, woojin defenders ·

· christian, edblr, basic dni criteria

— 📁 CLOSING USER FILE . . . ★!!

may be ia on occasion, activity in desc ·

· i shitpost and spam rb, can be opinionated

rarely tw, find my twt/insta at mulblurry ·

twt · carrd · spotify

#shitpost #cryptid #kpop #true crime #skz #bts #minecraft #newtotumblr #iforgothowthisworks #givemefriends #nct #userintro #bio #new #stayville #xdinary heroes #omori #sims4

[sinisxtea]

can confirm the lyrics are real no need to check i’m actually taylor

#nct #nct dream #nct 127 #nct wish #nct u #wayv #nct memes #nct wayv #mark lee #haechan #nct update #nct meme #nct shitpost #nct updates #nct shitposts #nct edit #nct imagines #nct 127 memes

[fullsunstrawberry]

so you’re telling me people got to see THIS haechan in person without paying…

imma kms

#nct dream shitpost #haechan shitpost #nct shitpost #shitpost #berry shitposᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 #berry rant (˵•̀⤙•́˵)૭

[artistaes]

genre of my life story: hurt/comfort without the comfort

#im back #kinda sorta #hurt/comfort #angst #tragedy #romance #but where is it #nct scenarios #bts scenarios #cpop scenarios #kpop scenarios #shitpost

[ncityavenue]

You know they heads bump alot together when they this big...🥱 also Mark's red hat scared me for a sec I thought that was "make America great again" hat😭

BXIWVDHSKWID IDK WHAT THIS IS

#slandering my favs pt.1 #love them tho #nct #nct 127 #mark lee #jung jaehyun #they got some big ass heads #im shitposting

[bio-breblin]

my calculator history is much more embarrassing than my browsing history 🤡

#thoughts #mental problems #teehee #anime #nct crack #crack post #shitpost #maths posting #math #mathpost #problem solving #problems #numbers #algebra #geometry #calculus #mathematics #maths #formation #pressure #student #productivity #dumb kid problems #hot shit #shit got real