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#now all imma think about is how your DUMBASS asked me
kissitbttr · 2 days
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So like what’s frat!miguel and the rest of the boys’ reactions to the Kendrick and Drake beef. Cause fuck Drake ofc.
FUCK DRAKE INDEEEEDDD🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
“oh god here we go” gloria sighs exasperatedly, throwing her head back while groaning as muñeca giggles,
“drake is fucking. cooked! yall seeing this shit right?!” carlos points his phone with a finger as he all but wide eyed,
“man i know! certified lover boy certified pedophile?? jesus he’s out for blood!”
“can’t disagree with the man. drake’s been weird since 2015. icky bro”
“remember when he tried to make a move on my girl riri?” carlos asks as if it truly what happened. “ticked him off the box”
“they did date, idiot” chang corrects, “and weren’t you the one who had his album needed to be played for every weekly party we have on?”
“i’m a changed man!” carlos exclaims. “he is sooo lucky he’s not making a move on my babe though—or imma need to beat his ass”
“who?”
“sza, chang! damn it bro, keep up!”
the boys all gathered in the living room, muttering bunch of ‘drake is a piece of shit’ and how ‘kendrick is the goat’ to each other,
“motherfucker really has another kid?? a daughter?! bro what the fuck!”
“man really took the cum and dump too literally”
“i don’t think anyone says that, mayback”
“didn’t he try to flirt with the kid from stranger things?”
a collective of ‘ews’ and gasps filling in the room as they all beginning to get intrigued. carlos even props himself on the stomach and legs kicking up in the air as he watches his frat brother explains the timeline,
it’s like watching girls gossiping at a sleepover
“i don’t see your man joining in” gloria nudges your side who’s munching away on your banana bread. “sucks because i’d love to see him act like a childish. grown up!” gloria speaks the two last words a bit louder so beck could hear,
yet the man only spares a quick glance at his girlfriend and sends a wink,
“jesus” her head shaking in disbelief. “I’m surprised o’hara is the one with a brain”
you disagree by putting a hand on hers, “don’t speak too soon. he’ll be here any second—“
“HAVE YOU ALL. HEARD. MEET THE GRAHAMS?”
a familiar booming voice coming from upstairs, and both of your eyes are quick to look up. seeing it’s miguel with a towel wrapped around his hips and hair wet with a large smile across his face.
you’ve never seen him look so cute.
“now” finishing off your previous sentence as your eyes refuse to leave his while giggling when he nearly trips down the stairs,
“children. all of them” gloria rolls her eyes, sipping on her drink as she glares at beck,
“oh come onnn, they’re happy” you try to change her mind but she simply just glares you too,
the boys cheer at miguel and wave at him to come huddle, wanting him to join all the hip hop gossip that’s been taking a toll on internet.
but not before he runs towards you first,
miguel basically sprints to you, grinning from ear to ear “hiiii mi amor” he squeals before stealing a kiss off your lips, hand gripping on the towel to secure his lower body,
a frown painted across your features. “are you not wearing an underwear or something?”
“i am” he says. “what, does it not look like i am?”
“kind of. i could see the print”
“shit my bad—guess it’s too big” he shrugs, saying it too casually that earns him a look of disapproval from you. one that says ‘i hope you’re not saying that shit in front of girls’ “kidding baby, kidding—hi gloria”
“put some clothes on dumbass”
“damn, i’m doing well, thanks for asking.”
“yeah yeah” she waves him off, not paying anymore attention to your man,
“you seem happy” a comment you drop soon as the grin on his face isn’t washing off,
“of course! drake is getting his ass dragged. who’s not happy?”
“just that?”
“just that” he confirms, grabbing an apple from the counter. “me and the boys were talking about it during class. apparently they all agreed with what i had in mind”
“oh? and that is?” you find this so amusing, you have to indulge,
“drake is a piece of shit!” he yells with a mouthful of an apple, earning another cheer from his brothers. “had his song on repeat during class, practice, work—kendrick’s insane”
“tell your man that he’s exaggerating. why is he participating on this damn beef” gloria mentions, “idiot”
“your man is in it too!” miguel defends,
“then you’re both idiots! he hasn’t shut up ever since euphoria dropped! can’t even suck his dick without him mumbling the lyrics non-stop”
miguel furrows, glancing at beck for a second before moving back to look at gloria. “okay that’s weird—you’re staying tonight, muñeca?”
head shaking, you almost feel bad at the deflated look on his face. “can’t baby—i’ll sleep over on a thursday, okay?”
“but whyyy” he whines, unbeknownst to gloria wincing in disgust before she moves away from the two of you. “you never say no”
“finals week, handsome” you move a piece of dampen hair that clings against his forehead. “i have to study and i’m tutoring too now, remember?”
“why can’t you study here then?” he moves closer to you. “in my room—together”
“miguel it’s for my english lit class, not sex ed” you roll your eyes. “you have me any other day, aren’t you bored?”
“blasphemy—again” he disagrees. “i get bored without you” a pout form on his lips in which you admit looking awfully cute that you almost cave in. “plus what am i supposed to hump? my pillow? i need sex! with you!”
you grimace. “you need a therapy, miggy”
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forsworned · 21 days
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when you're on a date and you're sitting in his car vibing to a good ass song and he turns to you asking if he can kiss you
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vcikera · 5 months
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megumi fushiguro x black f!reader
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(i was actually the bed in the second pic btw! 😊)
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contains: smut (so expect anything) and if you see any grammar errors you didn’t.
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being rivals with megumi is like a rock in your shoe that you can’t get out. it’s like hes everywhere no matter how hard you try to get rid of him, he just seems to come back every time, again and again.
you’ve been rivals and hated each other for so long now you can’t even remember how it started but you just hate his guts and he hates yours too. his stupid hair and stupid face and those stupid eyes of his you definitely don’t lost in from time to time.
no. you hate him
today the universe just seems to love messing with you and making your day worse. you had been assigned to get rid of this curse at a local hotel and it’s been scaring the residents away so the business has been losing customers. gojo and nanami said they partnered you up with someone so you both could work together and get rid of the curse but they won’t tell you who.
“quit bothering me y/n”, gojo said annoyed as you asked him who you were partnered with for the thousandth time today. “no, just tell me who and i’ll leave you alone”, you said to him, trying to get information outta him.
“i said no already, if you don’t leave me alone i’ll leave you on the side of the road”, gojo annoyingly said to you, getting frustrated with you.
you groan as you sat back in your seat. gojo was driving you to the hotel and you had to stay there for a week so you can be able to learn more about the curse and how to defeat it without getting hurt or causing any damage to the hotel or anyone else that’s left in that haunted place.
“we’re almost there”, you heard gojo say but you side eyed him in the rear view mirror and looked out the window. “y/n you must wanna sleep on the streets with the hobos tonight”
“you already look like a hobo with that lil dumbass blindfold, looking like you stared in birdbox”, you mumbled under your breath. “you wanna say that louder again for the people up front?”, gojo said as the car came to a stop, finally stopping at the hotel.
“both of you need to shut the hell up”, nanami said from the passenger seat. you screamed because he jumped scared you, you honestly forgot he was also in the car. “nanami please don’t do that again, almost scared the black off me”, you put your fingers to your neck to check your pulse to see if you’re still alive.
“i’ve been here the whole time how did you not know”, nanami sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “i didn’t know okay, just forget that just happened”, you looked away.
gojo and nanami both stepped out the car so you did too, grabbing your bag that you brought with you that includes everything you’ll need for the next few days. “i swear if i get killed im hunting both yall asses”, you said to nanami and gojo as closed the car door. “even as a ghost imma still beat your ass”, gojo replied back to you. you scoff and side eyed him.
jack frost looking ass
you were unpacking your things a few minutes later after gojo and nanami checked you into the hotel and gave your room keys. of course you were thinking about who your roommate would be, hoping it was either nobara or itadori but mostly nobara cause you didn’t wanna have to share a bed with itadori since gojo decided to be dick and only get one room and one bed for you and your partner.
after unpacking your things you were standing there staring at the bed thinking about how you were gonna share it with your partner when you heard a voice behind you groan, “you gotta be fucking kidding”. turning around to see megumi.
“oh hell no, no no no no”, you said to him as you gave him a stank look. you were gonna kill gojo.
“gojo must wanna die”, megumi said as he mumbled under his breath. something you both finally agree on for once, what a surprise. “why out of all people does it have to be you”, megumi groaned as he dropped his bag on little couch in the corner of the room.
“nigga don’t act like i want this too”, you replied back to him, already ready to kill this curse and leave. “i would prefer anyone with you”, he said again. “yeah i think i get your point”, you side eyed him.
he sighs as he plops on the bed, man spreading as he laid down all spread out. you stood there with your arms crossed looking down at him.
not gonna lie right now he kinda- no
“you realize there’s only one bed right and not even a couch big enough for someone else to sleep on?”, you asked him but was it even a question if it was obvious. “yeah i know, you’re gonna sleep on the floor right?”, he faked smiled at you as he opened his eyes to look at you. the way he looked at you just now gave you a weird feeling in your stomach you’ve never felt around him before. you must be hungry fr.
“you’re funny, that’s real hilarious, look at my laughing face”, you said as you pointed to your face, giving him a straight face. he got up and stood in front of you as he sized you up. he looks down at you, “relax y/l/n, i might not like you but i’m a gentleman enough to not let you sleep on the floor”
why was that kinda-
“so you gonna let me sleep on the bed?”, you asked almost not believing because what if you wake up the next morning on the floor. still looking up at him, he answered back, “yes, we can just a pillow between us or whatever”.
hmm, so megumi actually wants to be within 6 feet near you, how weird even for you. it was odd but you weren’t complaining, you weren’t gonna sleep on no hotel floor. “suspicious but i’ll trust you it for now”, you walked away as you went into the bathroom to change into something that was considered pjs right now.
after changing into your pjs, you walk out the bathroom to finally go sleep now since it was almost midnight, megumi was on his side of the bed with a pillow in the middle and he was shirtless and in nothing but some grey sweatpants. you’re not gonna lie, he was definitely looking like a 12 pound seafood boil, spicy.
“are you not cold?”, you asked him as you laid down on your side of the bed and put the covers over you. “nah i’m kinda hot rn”
you definitely are hot
“suit yourself i guess”, you said as you took out your phone and went on it. “i will y/l/n”, megumi said. you rolled your eyes, why does he always feel the need to be cocky. “yo y/n”, megumi called out your name. “what”, you responded to him and looked up from your phone to see what he had to say now.
“make sure not to cuddle up to me when i’m sleeping cause i know you got a little crush on me or whatever”, he smirked at you teasingly as he had his back against the bed frame while crossing his arms with one leg up.
you scoff at his comment. “why’re you so full of yourself, if it’s anyone that has a crush it’s you cause i mean who wouldn’t like me”, you shrugged and looked at him. “that’s actually kinda funny that you think that i would like you”, he said. “i’m just saying”, you shrugged again.
“wanna bet then?”, megumi said. “bet on what”, you turned your phone off and put it on the nightstand, getting intrigued in what megumi was getting at. “who ever touches the other person first likes that person”, he said as i smiled at you. “is that just some lame bet so you can touch me?”, you laughed at him slightly.
“please, if i wanted to touch you i would’ve ever since”, megumi said truthfully. “save your love confession for another time fushiguro”, you laughed at him again. “but i’m in”
“how about a staring contest to make it ‘harder’, megumi said. you nodded as you removed the pillow from in the middle and sat next to him but not too close. “alright, 3 2 1, go”, he counted down as you both began staring at each other. both of you looking into each other’s eyes and being so close, what could possibly happen
both of you have been looking into each others eyes for about a minute now, it’s like every second you get closer and closer to each other, at this point you can feel his breath on your face and even your lips.
you got an idea to distract him so you’ll win so you began to move your hand closer to his leg, your fingers moving slowly up his thighs. “what’re trying to do y/l/n”, megumi said lowly as he looked at your lips and back up to your eyes quickly. “what do you mean?”, you said, acting clueless to him.
as your fingers move higher and higher up you can feel his muscles in his thighs tense up, you notice his adam’s apple move up and down as he swallows. you feel his hand on your other hand as he squeezes it gently. finally reaching up, you slowly trace your fingers up to his crotch as you as you feel something hard. that’s when he squeezes your hand tighter.
that’s it you’ve found his weakness, you’re definitely gonna win now. you move your hand up and down as you rub his dick through this sweats, his hand still squeezing yours tightly. you can notice him struggling as you hear him breathe out. you move your hand up to the waistband of his sweatpants. you knew you were playing with fire but you didn’t care, this was bond to happen some day.
you got the courage to reach into his pants but that was it, megumi blinked and looked away as he puts his head down and sighed. the room had been quiet the whole time, while you were teasing him and the two of you staring at each other.
since you won, normally you would rub it in his face and laugh at him but tonight for some reason you felt confident so you took your hand out his sweatpants and straddled him. megumi knew exactly what you were thinking as he began to kiss your cheek and then your other cheek as he kisses his way down your face. from your jaw to your neck as he attacked your neck with kisses and left hickeys and marks all over.
you moan a little as you feel his hands began to roam all over your body as he put his hands under your shirt and grabbed your waist. moving your waist aso you can grind on his clothed dick as he continued to kiss all over you as you had your hands in his hair, gripping it. he took your shirt off as he reached behind to unclasp your bra.
he instantly began sucking on your titties as his fingers played and pinched the other one, then he switched, giving both your breast the same amount of attention. after he was finished leaving hickeys and marks all over your breast too he looked up at you, “can i kiss you?” you didn’t have to answer as you kissed him instead.
you moan into the kiss as his hands find your waist again, using you and moving you to grind against him again as he kissed you hungrily. you slip your tongue into his mouth and he deepens the kiss as he explores your mouth as tiny fireworks go off in your stomach right.
you were becoming wet more and more, you needed him. “i need you megumi”, you said through the kisses. “i know y/n, i know” he replied back. he turned you over so you’re laying on your back on the bed as he’s on top of you. he kisses your forehead then both your cheeks and then your lips as he kisses his way down your body until he reaches between your legs.
he looks up at you as he takes your shorts off a long with your panties but you look away, not wanting him to see your face. “look at me, just keep your eyes on me”, he said after taking your shorts and panties off. he slowly kisses your thighs and also leaves marks on them too. when you gets to your pussy he waste no time.
he licks a long strip up your heat and blows on it after. you moan because that blow caught you off guard, he begins sucking on your clit as you sat up and grab his hair as you balanced yourself on your other arm. you moan again but a little louder this time as you feel megumi insert a finger inside you and then a second one as moves them in and out of you slowly.
“f-fuck megumi”, you moan his name as that gives him more motivation to speed up his pace. his fingers moving in and out of you fast as he sucks in your clit. he hums to himself, your pussy being the best thing he’s tasted in a long time.
you feel yourself reaching your climax as you began to moan more and grip his hair tighter. megumi knowing you’re about to come take his fingers out of your cunt and replaces it with his tongue as he tongue fucks you. few seconds later you cum all over his tongue as you moan his name and he groans as your thighs tighten around his head and squeezes.
he licks up all your juices while looking at you as he grins. “sorry for almost smothering you with my thighs”, you said guilty to him. “i’m not complaining, i love my thick thigh girl”
did he just his ‘his girl’
“lay down on your stomach for me and put your ass up”
you do as he says as you hear him take his sweatpants and boxers off. a few seconds later you feel the tip of megumi’s dicks near your entrance. “tell me you want this y/n”, megumi said. “i want it”
“say it again”
“i want it-“, your sentence was cut short as you feel megumi ram into you, his dick hitting your g-spot immediately. you and megumi both moaned at the same time but you cover your mouth with your hands as you put your face into the pillows. megumi grabs from the front of your neck and brings you up, “let them hear you, i don’t care how loud you are, let them hear how good i’m making you feel y/n”, he says into your ear as he kisses lips.
something about the way he says your name while he’s inside you, struggling not to whimper or come instantly. he puts back down on the bed as he grabs your ass to reposition you again.
he starts to move in and out of you slowly as his grip on your ass tightens with each slow stroke he’s giving you, preparing you and making sure you can take it when he starts going faster and harder. “m-megumi?”, you whimper his name out. “yes y/n?”
“can you go f-faster?”
“you’re gonna have to speak up louder than that”, he said. he totally knows what you said, he’s just trying to see you suffer to speak while his thick and long ass dick is inside you. “go faster please”, you said a little louder this time. “since you said please, i will”
he begins to start going fast and with each stroke he goes faster and faster and deeper. at this point your moans and whimpers mixed with his groans and the clapping noises are bouncing off the walls as he’s giving you backshots.
“fuck y/n, who knew you could take me so well”, he said as he grips your hips tighter, not stopping once to let you rest. you moan at his words, your thighs getting a little sore.
“gonna come”, you moan. “good, i want you to come on my pretty dick for me alright?”. you nodded and hummed a mhm. “i said use your words y/n”
“y-yes megumi, i wanna come on your dick~”, you said as he hits your g-spot over and over. he’s trying to put you in a wheelchair.
“i’m close too”, megumi said. a few minutes later his strokes starts to become sloppier, you came on his dick as you whimper his name and a few seconds later he comes inside you as he whimpers under his breath. still moving in and out of you slowly to let you ride out your high as he slows down after a few seconds.
he pulls out and you feel his tongue inside you as he licks up all your juices mixed with his, not caring. after cleaning you up he turns your around and kisses you deeply as you taste both your juices on his lips.
he falls on top of you as you wrap your legs around him and play with his hair as he lays his head on your chest while playfully fondling with your breasts.
“i won by the way, you touched me first so you like me”, he said into your chest. you laugh as you bring his head up to look at you, “i still won the staring contest tho”.
“at what cost tho”, he replied back. “shut up”, you rolled your eyes as he says “make me”. you kissed his and he kisses you back and the kiss turns into a make out session.
“round two?”, megumi says as you laugh at him
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on the 3rd day you and megumi defeated the curse so you were both able to go home. gojo and nanami came to pick you both up and gojo saw you limping slightly as you walked over to the car. “what got you limping like that?” he asked. “the curse”, you lied as you got into the car but he saw the faint marks and hickeys on your neck as him and megumi both grinned at each other and dabbed each other up.
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thank you guys for reading! it was my first story on here so i hope you liked it and hope it wasn’t too long 😭
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its-still-cuppi-cakes · 9 months
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⚠️IF YOU ARE UNDER 18,, LEAVE, THESE ARE NOT FOR YOU. PERIOD. LEAVE. NOW.⚠️
We need more Dom! Guy and Sub! Honey content so Imma do it
Guy loves to tease Honey relentlessly
He's so evil about it
He makes them say what they want and will not do it if they don't
Unlike when they aren't messing around, he doesn't let Honey be mean to him or be sassy
"Can you say it for me, Honey?~" "You already know what I want, Dumbass- Ow!" "That's not how we ask for things~ That's how we get a handprint on that thigh of yours, isn't it, Baby?~"
The PRAISE this man gives Honey💕💕
If Honey is behaving well, he's giving all the praise to them
"Good job, Honey~" "Mhm just like that~" "Fuck, you feel fantastic, Baby~"
Honey whimpers when they sub. Fight with me on this.
Thigh👏and ass👏worship👏
I feel like Guy and an Ass/thigh type of guy
So he's leaving hickeys, bite marks and kisses all over them
He also enjoys watching them wiggle and squirm as he's over them
He holds his gaze as he's watching them pant, whine and buck their hips onto him, trying to get something
Which usually results in a thigh or ass slap
"You have to be patient, Darling~ Can't you wait a little longer for me?~"
He can and will flip Honey over on their tummy and fuck them like that
"Ass up, there we go~"
Honey is already a mess at this point
A sweating, panting, moaning mess
Guy moves their hair out of their face and whispers in their ear "How do you wanna be fucked tonight?~"
They told Guy once that their legs were getting tired and sore
Guy asked "Do you wanna stop?" "Mm-mm.." "Okay then, I'll just hold you up and fuck you into the wall~"
Constantly checking on honey
"You feeling okay, baby? You need me to stop?" "Woah okay, easy, Honey, I want my dick sucked not you hurling your lunch on the carpet. Take it easy, okay?"
If Honey has long hair, he puts it up in a ponytail for them or holds it up
Aftercare
Omg the aftercare
He's massaging your thighs and ass to soothe them
He's making them drink water and ordering food
He lets them wear his shirt to sleep/nap in
Cuddling them even if they act all tough for him
He also cleans them up
Whether that means a warm wash cloth or a shower/bath, he's making sure they are clean after
He's also pulling jokes to make them laugh ofc
And goofing off
"Oh, food's here. Do you think I could answer in my SpongeBob boxers?" "No.." "Yeah.. I should answer it in my Legend of Zelda ones!"
Teasing Honey about being sleepy
Guy: Are you eepy? | Honey: *obviously tired* Mm-mm.. | Guy: You're so cute when you're tired, Honey 💕 | Honey: *tiredly aggressive* MM-MM..
Also teases the marks he left on you
"Dat ass is so red, I know why they call it apple bottom hehehe- OW OW OKOK I'M SORRY HAHA-"
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devilbeez · 7 days
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Please tell me about your first year poly for TWST you included in those videos. I’m starving for content about these losers I need more.
okay okay so— Imma be honest, my poly relationship headcanons are just the ship’s headcanons mix in a bowl—
Like if I have an Ace/Deuce headcanon, boom it’s a poly headcanon now, Ace and Deuce do that shit to EVERYONE in the poly. The combination I already did are Ace/Jack , Ace/Deuce, Ace/Epel and them at prom
Imma try to do a more group thing for this ask tho
I feel like Ace and Deuce are the closest in the poly. Mostly because they’re each other first friend in school, same dorm and multiple near death experiences trauma bond and what not.
Sometimes they alienate the other two because how much they spend a lot of time together especially when they spend too much time with Mc.
Jack and Epel get jealous at first but as time pass they communicate and Ace and Deuce try to do better and make time for the, while Jack and Epel kind learn that they’re close for a reason
The second closest is Epel and Deuce because of Book 5, I feel like sometimes they just get lost in the moment and act like it just them. Like Deuce do it with Ace too but most of the time there’s Mc as third wheel so it’s not much of a romantic, deeply stared into each other eyes like they’re soulmate type of thing
Ace and Jack ended up making fun of them and recreate what they do to mock them but Jack was too good at being accidentally smooth that Ace couldn’t handled it after like the third time
Ace is the resident simp of the poly. I don’t think this is a surprise. Man is that meme of like “guys are hot…girls are hot… why is everyone hot—“
Deuce meanwhile is the mental support, he’s the one listening to every words out of the other’s mouth like it was some sort siren song. They can make a deez nut joke and Deuce would look at them with hearts in his eyes like “god, I wanna married those dumbasses”
You would think Epel cook for the group but I feel like Ace and Jack are a better cook and they cook together sometimes for the other two. Jack had siblings he learnt to be independent and Ace just learn how to cook out of spite for the social norm of “lovers need to show their affection”
I feel like them going on a date is just a friend hang out, aside from kisses and hug with no hetero explanation there’s no romantic air between them. They’re just hanging out and just be them because they all kinda agreed with each other that romantic dates are dumb and they should just have fun
THEY STEAL EACH OTHER CLOTHES— I know this is poly headcanon but the poly steal Mc and Sebek’s clothes too. The first year fucking shared a closet.
Ace doodled the other’s name with heart into his sleeve, depending on who makes him simp the most in the moment.
You would think they would cuddle in such a cute way with like Jack being the big spoon and then Deuce and Ace and then Epel but nope— Epel insisted on being the big spoon despite his side, Ace could not wake up the same position he sleep in to save his life, Deuce is clingy as fuck and Jack just sleep like a plank with his hands on his sides.
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sunny1616 · 2 months
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Deluded Pt. 1
Matteo Riddle x Reader
Summary: You and Matteo have a toxic yet addictive bond. Both of you know it and can't help but feed into it further. But what happens when the limit is found and crossed?
Warnings ⚠️: toxic relationship, swearing, arguing
"Sttawpp Matteeo.. i have to get to class..." Matteo, has you trapped in an outdoor alcove at the courtyard. His hands bracket your hips, and his head is nuzzled in the sweet spot between your neck and collar bone. At your request for him to stop his perusal of your neck, he responds with a giggle that tickles you under your jawline. "This is no joke! McGonagall will kill me if i show up late for the third time this month!!... MATTEO IM SERIOUS.." You then brace your forearms against his chest and push off.
"Comme onnn. That old witch won't notice. Know-it-all-Granger takes up all her attention in that class. I know you dont want to go, so why are you wasting this precious, precious time?.." At the last two words, his face is back on the same sensitive spot. And you wiggle again with less will to end it.
"Ughhh, at this rate, we both won't ever graduate. Don't you ever take anything at least a bit seriously?" This was partly a jest, but you also wanted to know if Matteo had the right priorities.
"Why do you have to ruin the mood? Who the fuck cares about school? Both our families are loaded anyway. You could work at any department at the Ministry even if you didnt pass Divination. Besides, no one goes to classes anyways. Blaise, Crab, Goyle, and Theo- even Pansy doesn't give a shit most of the time! BE MORE LIKE HER AND STOP KILLING MY BONER" He ends with an annoyed exasperation. You just gape at his complete disregard for school. Sure, you weren't a stellar student, but you gave at least 60% of an effort. Better than 0, duh?!
"I dont want to be like all those people!! If i want to do something worthwhile after grad, imma have to learn a thing or two to be of some use. My mommy and daddys money can't buy that STUPID!!" Eyes wide, you think about picking up your bag to leave, but before you can reach down, he's already hissing again.
"Holy fuck... your such a fucking tease right now. Fine. Go. I dont give a fuck. You're not irreplaceable, there are 20 other bitches that'll gladly take your place with me right now over some dumbass class." He then frenziedly takes out a cigarette and lights it. Not even looking at you.
After a pause and a breath, you finally say, "Wow. How fucking fragile are you? You cant even go a minute without having your dick wet can you? Its pathetic... Im sorry that i have other priorities than you, a raging manslut!! And since you have 20 other girls under me, i invite you to go to them because im sooo fucking done with your ass. They're all probably waiting oh so patiently too for me to let you go. Too bad for them to soon figure out what a DISAPPOINTING MESS YOU ARE."
"Haha yea right. Let's see how you like it when you can't have me. You're gonna wish you had chosen differently. While i on the other hand get to finally HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN. GO DRY YOUR PUSSY OUT WITH MCGONAGALL AND TRY NOT TO GET RUG BURN WHEN YOU CRAWL BACK TO ME." You're already halfway across the courtyard and dont even turn back when you scream:
"I HOPE YOU KNOW THE NUMBERS BETWEEN 0 AND 20 WHEN YOU COUNTDOWN YOU DUMB FUCKER!!"
You sort of speed stomp across the yard to reach the hallway. Then quickly go to the changing staircase to get onto the right set of stairs in order for you to arrive to class on time.
Now that the nerves of almost missing class have subsided, you are now fuming about everything else. How could he say all those things to you? Though you know Matteo and what he's capable of your delusional thoughts creep in to ask; did he truly mean all those things? He won't actually hook up with other girls, right? Deep down, you knew the answer but still refused to trust it. Matteo is more unlike his father than he is like his father. But in regards to keeping true to his threats, you could say it runs in the family.
Author note: i hope yall are angry at Matteo. Hehe. Part 2 coming soon!
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urlocalfaggot · 1 year
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this one was requested but my dumbass accidentally deleted it so im so sorry but now that ik why my shit wasn't posting i can post now 😭. this one was a bakugou x male reader angst and i took a lot of time on it so it has over 4000 words so imma split in into a lot of parts- anyway lets go!
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Fandom: My hero academia
Character: Bakugou Katsuki
angst to fluff
Am I Not Good Enough?
(M/n) was in his dorm, the lights off, the curtains closed keeping the shine of the sun away, and him under a pile of blankets. Him and Bakugou have been in a relationship since their second year of middle school. They have been through a lot together. But some things changed a bit once they made it into UA. Bakugou started hanging out with Kirishima, and the rest of the Bakusquad more. Whenever (M/n) would ask him if he wanted to hang out or go on a date or just have a cuddle session in one of their dorms, Bakugou would always shut him down by saying he was going to hang out with Kirishima or the Bakusquad. He always said he would make up for it but at the end of the day, he never did. Today was another one of those days where (M/n) goes to his room and looks at the ceiling, lost in his thoughts, letting them consume him. ‘Maybe he is losing feelings for me..?’ (M/n) thought as tears started to prick the sides of his eyes. ‘No. don't think like that (M/n).. he loves you.. Right..?’ (M/n) let out the tears that were dangerously close to falling out. He started sobbing and now that he did, he couldn't stop. He let all the tears and emotions he was bottling up out. On the other hand, with Bakugou. He was hanging out at the arcade with Kirishima and the others. They were playing random arcade games when Mina and Sero got hungry so they decided to go to the fast food place next to the arcade then go back once everyone ate. While they were ordering food Kaminari was talking about the time he got his head stuck in a pot and (M/n) helped him out. On the topic of the (h/c) haired boy, Mina asked Bakugou a question. “Hey Bakubae, how is (M/n)? I haven't seen you guys hang out much.” Bakugou looked at her with an irritated look. “Hah?! How am I supposed to know how he is?” “Um.. well you are his boyfriend. Don't you spend time with him?” Sero asked with a questioning tone while drinking the Sprite he got. “Of course I spend time with him tape arms!” Bakugou yelled at Sero, throwing his spoon at him. “Oh really? Then why have you been blowing him off for us? You may not see it but we, or I, sure do. He always asks you to hang out and you blow him off like he’s nothing. Just wait Bakugou, he's going to stop trying to spend time with you and you're going to wonder why but the reason is your own actions.” Jiro said while glaring at Bakugou. “Pf yea ok headphones. (M/n) can't go a day without being with me. That will never happen.” Bakugou said, looking her dead in the eyes. “Just wait. We all know (M/n). When he doesn't feel good enough, he shuts off. And he cuts people off. Because he doesn't want to bother them. So fix the problem before it gets to that point.” Jiro said, getting mad and squeezing her cup. Bakugou looked down, knowing that what she said about (M/n) shutting off is true. But he doesn't think that that will happen. ‘I haven't been avoiding him. Right?’ he thought to himself. After that they went back to the arcade but Bakugou couldn't focus on any of the games now. Kaminari won against him in three games and he didn't even care. He was to focus thinking about (M/n). They got prizes with the points they got playing the games. Denki got a cute pikachu keychain. Kirishima got a choker with spikes on it. Mina got some cotton candy because she was still hungry. Sero got some cool headphones. Jiro got new eyeliner because they had that for some reason. Bakugou decided to get a plush for (M/n). The sun starts to set while they head back to the dorms. They walked into the common room to see the Dekusquad watching a movie. “Hey guys! What are you watching ?” Kirishima greeted. “Oh, we're watching (f/m). We asked (M/n) if he wanted to hang out but he didn't answer.” Uraraka answered,. Jiro gave a side look to Bakugou. He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. Bakugou was deciding whether to go to (M/n)'s room right now or talk to him in the morning. He decided morning was the better option. So he went up to his room to get ready for bed.
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i fuckin hate word limits. like why cant i just write long ass storiesm short stories tick me off but whatever. anyway im really proud of this so i will be making it into more parts and lucky me they are already done so thats one less thing i gotta fuss over. anyway hope yall like it!
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jimmy-johns-was-taken · 9 months
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Can I request BEN Drowned with Fox Spirit S/O who was curious about Video Games? :3
Ok so since it wasn’t specified imma do Headcanons mixed with one shot cuz I’ve wanted to forever now and this ask is literally perfect
Anon you are my test subject, hope you don’t mind ❤️
BEN Drowned with a Fox Spirit s/o
So becuz this is Creepypasta, I’m going with more of a negative fox spirit?
The thing that has to do with bad omens, negativity, and is known as a trickster, sly, cunning, etc.
You were probably out in some random woods one day, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS
And boom
Hatchet at your face
Of course it didn’t work, but now you, a nine tailed fox spirit thing, have to deal with Slenderman’s proxies
Not scary at all right?
Your probably brought to the mansion quickly, the proxies decided that after realizing you weren’t human
Slender is so over everyone and all their shit that he just kinda says “yeah fuck it, stay here, whatever man”
And thus, the mansion now has a nine tailed bad omen walking around
Nobody really talked to you at first, but then Nina spoke to you and found out you were really cool and epic and now y’all are friends
Becuz of your cunning and tricky ways, you and Nina get up to a lot of trouble
Naturally, someone messing around, it’s bound to hit BEN’s ears eventually
“Hey! Nina! You busy?” The elf questioned, slightly jogging up to the infamous scene Queen.
“No? What’s up?” She titled her head to the side.
“Ok so, who’s this new guy? I’ve heard y’all get up to shit and I feel very left out,” BEN fake pouted.
“Oh!!” Nina smiled evilly, “you would get along with with them. I think they’re in their room, come on,” before BEN could respond, Nina began dragging him down the hallway.
Your door slammed open, Nina and a blonde you had yet to meet stood in the door way. Your tails and ears perked up in high alert, but deflated when you recognized Nina. You all starred at each other, unsure of what to say. You waved, BEN gave a small wave back, and Nina rolled her eyes.
“BEN! This is (Y/N), the newest resident!” Nina squealed.
“Nice to meet you, I’m BEN,” his voice glitched and changed in sound as he spoke.
“Cool, I’m (Y/N), but Nina calls me Nine Tails.”
“Like the Pokémon?”
“The fucking what?”
And thus, a beautiful friendship was born.
You and BEN would get up to all sorts of shit
Pestering Jeff, disrupting people working, pestering Jeff some more
You two had similar personalities, both of you being sly and cunning, but it merged well and you got along great
And for a long time, you never questioned videogames
Sure, you had heard of them, but you never played or anything
And you were certain if you asked BEN if you could touch any of his precious games, he’d try to kill you then and there
So, when the nickname “Nine Tails” gained popularity throughout the mansion, you went to BEN to ask
And he told you about Pokémon
And you had no clue what a fucking Pokémon was????
The look on BENs face was to die for
He looked so offended
“Pokémon??? Like the hit game?” He questioned, hand on his chest in a fake hurt manor.
“I don’t play videogames,” you replied, rolling your eyes. BEN gasped dramatically and grabbed your wrist, sprinting to his room. Once there, he grabbed a small machine.
“What the fuck is that?” You asked.
“A console, dumbass,” BEN began digging through piles of games, “I’m going to show you my game!” He grabbed one and held it up in a small victory pose. You laughed at him, then sat down next to him to watch. He grabbed a control and booted up the game, showing you around the world.
“How do you make them move?” You asked, head resting on his shoulder and tails swinging around behind you.
“The controller, here,” he handed you the odd mechanism, and you looked back up at the screen. You moved around what BEN called a “joystick” and low and behold, the little character on the screen moved.
“Oh my gosh, look!” You tails were perked up in excitement and BEN smiled.
“I know! Cool, right?”
“Yeah!” You seemed happy, “so where’s this nine tails thing?”
“Oh my gosh, your going to love Pokémon.”
Complete side note but BEN def. Loves it when his s/o sits in his lap or Vice versa when playing videogames
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tonberry-yoda · 1 year
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I think im asking too many questions atp idek if uve already answered this one so IM SORRY IF IM BOTHERING but whos ur fav music artist???
Also i know ive requested him before but im unoriginal and inlove so
Can i request
Gyro angst
I feel like being sad rn
AGAIN CONGRATS ON 600 U FR DESERVE THEM ALL🫶🏻🤭
Imma be here when u hit 10k fr
I talk too much OKAY BYE HAVE A NICE DAY!
You're not asking too many questions, omg. i think it's lovely that you wanna ask me stuff <333 currently, my favorite music artist (because i listen to A LOT OF MUSIC) is Gorillaz. I've listened to them since I was a kid and love them so so much <33
also, not unoriginal, i never get Gyro requests and I am so down bad for this cowboy, so thank you for requesting him because AWOOOOGA
it's not super angsty or anything, but I quite like it :)
Stuck - Gyro Zeppeli
pairing - Gyro x reader
warnings - slight angst, nothing crazy tho
word count - 615
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You screamed at the top of your lungs, trying to claw yourself out of the earth. How the hell were you supposed to know that there was quicksand in America? And why the hell were they making racers take their horses through it?! Your horse had run off to god knows where and you were stranded. You were going to die here.
Prior, you made the stupid mistake of screaming at Gyro for being an idiot, and he left you in the dust unapologetically. You couldn't blame him though. If your horse didn't have a scratch on her leg, you would've gladly left him in the dust too, but instead you were left behind. And now it felt like the last breaths you were going to take.
For some reason, your brain couldn't stop feeling bad for yelling at Gyro, for being such an asshole to him since the race started. Maybe if you didn't cause all of the situations, karma wouldn't be here to bite you in the ass.
You really couldn't help but cry, watching the sky get further and further from you. God, this was awful. Wet, hot tears ran down your face as the cold mud grabbed your collarbones. You knew you shouldn't have signed up for this godforsaken race.
You took a breath and decided: screw Gyro Zeppeli. He just left you here like he knew it was going to happen. Like he wanted you to die in the middle of the-
Your thoughts were quickly interrupted as you felt a hand grab yours. You were pulled out of the mud and into the arms of… dammit.
“Gyro?!” You pushed him away and almost fell back into the mud, but he grabbed your hand to prevent that from happening.
“Are you hurt?” His voice sounded genuine, like he really cared about you.
“N-No. I'm fine.” You shuffled in your spot before Gyro ran with you, avoiding anything that could be quicksand.
“Dammit, y/n, I can't believe you!”
“I-”
“I don't wanna hear it! You get all pissed at me and I leave you just to find out you almost got killed, you dumbass! Thank god your horse showed up to our campsite or else you would probably be dead because I wouldn't have found out!”
You stood and allowed yourself to get yelled at by Gyro. You did deserve it. You were being the asshole, so the least you could give him was your time. So you swallowed back your pride and listened.
“I'm just, ugh!” Gyro threw his hands in the air and then wrapped his arms around you. “I'm just glad you’re okay.” His voice was soft against your ear, and his hair tickled your arm.
“Sorry Gyro.”
He pulled back and looked you up and down. “It's okay… just… don't do it again.” He grabbed your hand and went to walk off again, but he felt the force of you standing still and stopped, turning to you. “What’s the matter?”
“I'm really sorry Gyro.”
“You already said that, y/n. It's okay real-”
“No. About earlier. I'm sorry Gyro.”
Gyro looked at you with concerned eyebrows and jumped when you threw yourself on him, wrapping your arms around the back of his neck. He pulled you in close by the waist and smiled. “I'm sorry too.” You kept your muddy, dirty clothes covered body pressed to his warm one, letting him pick pieces of trees and rocks off of your shirt. “Now what do you say we get back to the campsite and get you cleaned up?”
You nodded and placed a little kiss on his cheek before grabbing his hand and letting him guide you.
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omi-papus · 2 years
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I realized that Robin inngame becomes infinitly more tolerable and fun if you just think of her as kind of a dumbass. Like ok listen I dont know what the fuck is up with her voice lines. Like hers specifically. Everyone elses dialogue is pretty alright and even great. But something about Robin just does not click. Shes presented as this badass, marvel esque strong female character tm. Not to an unberable degree. Shes fine. But I feel like when I first played I only tolerated Robin when Al-An was stuck to her, because she would bring interesting things out of him. And it felt off sometimes. The worst bit Id say is, "How do humans cope with the loss of memories? Like forgeting someones birthday?" Like girl, this is clearly some existencial shit this man is on, get a grip.
Now, everytime I play and she says some shit like that, I go, "Sure sweetie. You go do that" And thats what got me to like her. Like to just think shes as a person is just out of touch as fuck actually makes sense with everything a lot more. Like yhea shed yeet herself into an alien planet with no way out just to comfirm a suspicion because she dosent like a company and cant accept the idea someone she loves isnt a perfect angel. All her brain holds is plant facts, you think she can make good choices? Yhea shed really just recite poetry to an alien expecting him to understand, without even knowing the damn thing in full. Girl is 90% pure unfiltered emotion and cant explain abstract concepts worth shit. Homegirl will really meet an alien thats like, "I wont explain who I am or my intentions but get me out of her real quick" and INSTANTLY be like "Bet, get your ass in this iPad". (Granted she didnt want to go as far as she did with the whole brain situation and she was rushed but still, not even panic.) Shed be the friend that everyone goes to when thyre in truble, because shell agree to murder without asking question if she digs your vibe. OF COURSE Robin will genuenly unpromted go "Hey that new body of yours in kind of making me feel something, Imma just give you the rest of my life and follow you into the void of space, leaving everything else behind k?" Bitch has never had a plan in her life, you think shes going to start now? She sees some alien ass and all else is irrelevant.
It also works with the gameplay, cause like idk about you but in Below Zero it felt like everything was yelling, "Hey, you have 30 seconds of oxigen. How about you go into that cave at the bottom of the ocean floor I bet theres cool shit in there." And sure enough I did.
And like, you have any idea how little self preservation biologists can have? Robin is the girl that will lick the frog to test if its poisonous, shes the one that does the pain tests for insect bites. She can and will manhandle a hipo because she wants to see the inside of its mouth.
This is so not what the game intended but I love waterlogged brain Robin and I will deny canon til the end of days.
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arospecbandgeek · 4 months
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I'm back in the inbox again (expect a lot of me, I tend to lurk teheheh)
Anyway- new string of questions, plus a lil bit of what I think my ocs would do in presence to her teehehe
1- Let's put her in a scenario, You said she's scared of Bonnie right? What if, during a bus ride to a competition, because Bonnies on color guard, and your OC's a cheer leader, what if they had no choice but to sit next to each other on the bus? How'd she react?
2- Would the cheerleaders have beef with the color guard? (I think they would tbh, but I wanna hear your opinion)
3- How tall is she?
4- has she done anything illegal?
5- Another scenario! (This may or may not happen lmao)- Sabrina (Imma be honest, she probably wouldn't like her) doesn't like her. She's meh Abt her. Now, let's say, somehow, someway the two get into a physical fight. On a scale of one to ten, how badly beat up would your OC be? And why do you think they'd get into that fight?
6-lastly, how does she feel Abt homosexuals? Like I know it's a weird question, but I couple of my ocs are 💅and I wanna know.
Also, if you get the chance, check out @oddball-artz OC! She's part of the AU as well. :)
damn you’re really making me work here 😂. but i asked for this so…
length warning again.
1- Let's put her in a scenario, You said she's scared of Bonnie right? What if, during a bus ride to a competition, because Bonnies on color guard, and your OC's a cheer leader, what it they had no choice but to sit next to each other on the bus? How'd she react?
Internally panic. She’d probably just blast her earbuds and look out the window, trying to look cool about it. Blaire is all bark and some bite, but she knows when she’s going to lose. She doesn’t want to get her ass beaten by a sophomore in front of her friends, so she just tries to keep quiet.
2- Would the cheerleaders have beef with the color guard? (I think they would tbh, but I wanna hear your opinion)
Oh absolutely. They likely would have to share a practice field, which ends up causing a lot of fights. Blaire doesn’t take it out on the underclassmen too much, but mostly shit talks Lorelai. They’re both the same age and she’s the captain. Monica (who was Jennifer, Blaire’s best friend, from the last post, but my dumbass forgot that there was already an EE character named that) is the head cheerleader, with Blaire being the co head, so she essentially hates Lorelai by default.
3- How tall is she?
5’9. She’s about an inch or two shorter than Car Crash / Fred, but since he doesn’t have a canonical height this was mostly a guess, comparing him to Giovanni’s height.
4- has she done anything illegal?
Blaire is a banzai blaster, so yes. Out of uniform, she’s probably shoplifted some clothes from the mall with her friends. Nothing too big.
5- Another scenario! (This may or may not happen Imao)- Sabrina (Imma be honest, she probably wouldn't like her) doesn't like her. She's meh Abt her. Now, let's say, somehow, someway the two get into a physical fight. On a scale of one to ten, how badly beat up would your OC be? And why do you think they'd get into that fight?
It would probably be because of the beef between the cheer squad and color guard, but I can’t think of a specific situation. She doesn’t spread rumors about people (anymore), so it would probably be her saying something bad about Dalia that would get Sabrina angry.
For the fight itself, on the scale, with 1 leaving her with a scratch, and 10 being hospitalized:
Without epithets? Probably like 5ish. Being a cheerleader does take some strength, so if it was just a mundie battle, it would be a fair fight.
With epithets? 11. Blaire is a mundie, so no way she winning that. She’ll either hightail out of there or end up like Sylvie at the end of the museum arc.
6-lastly, how does she feel Abt homosexuals? 💅 Like I know it's a weird question, but I couple of my ocs are and I wanna know.
Blaire is a straight ally. Because she totally is. She may have wanted to kiss a girl. Maybe even marry one of her female friends when she was in middle school. But all girls have crushes on her friends in her mind. That’s not gay. Obviously.
But in all seriousness, she’s a closeted bisexual with a male preference. Closeted in the sense of her not knowing it yet. All her friends know except for her. She has some internalized homophobia.
Until she figures that out though, Blaire doesn’t identify as LGBTQ+ herself, but supports anyone who does. But I’d give her another month to figure it out.
Also, if you get the chance, check out @oddball-artz ‘s OC! She's part of the AU as well :)
I already have. ^^ Her art is very well done.
thank you for the ask! 💞
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springfieldwater · 11 months
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All Mine | part 1 |
bakugo x reader (quirkless au!)
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I was walking back to my car since I finished all my classes for the day. I decided to go to a family-owned coffee shop. It wasn’t far from the college that I go to. As I got there I saw a familiar car. The closer I got the more I recognized it. The car had “I LOVE MILFS” on the bumper sticker, definitely Denki’s.
I parked a row away from him. When I walked in to being hugged and yelled at. “Y/N! I didn’t know you come here?” Mina said. “The tea is good here,” I told her. Then I looked around and saw that Sero, Bakugo, and Kirishima were there too. I smiled at them and gave a small smile. Then I went to place my order of a medium, iced, hibiscus tea. Mina drags me to where the rest of the guys are at. “Hey guys,” I greeted them. They greeted me back except for Bakugo. “Tsk,” “Nice seeing you too, Katsuki.” He said something under his breath, I didn't really hear him. “Were you planning on studying here?” Denki asked while pointing to my backpack. “I was, but not anymore. I’ll just study at my apartment,” I told him. I heard my name and noticed my order was done. I got up and left. “Y/n,” the worker said. “Yup, that’s me,” I told him. I then hurried to get back with Mina, since he gave me weird vibes. “Y/n, you good?” Mina asked. “Yeah, it’s just that new dude gave me the creeps,” I informed her as I sipped on my drink. “I think he goes to (College’s Name),” Denki said. “Yup, I’ve seen him on campus,” Sero confirmed. Bakugo just glared at him.
Nothing extreme had happened after that. Those three idiots were just complaining about their assignments. Suddenly, I got a text message from an unknown number.
Unknown
Whose number is this?
Unknown (Y/n)
Ur the 1 who texted me first
Soooooo
Unknown
Learn how to properly type first.
Mina gave me your number.
Unknown (Y/n)
Why would Mina give you a number and not tell you who it is
Unknown
She told me who it was but I forgot.
It didn’t seem that important for me to remember.
Unknown
What a dick
wait a minute
Bakugo….
Bakugo :(
How the fuck do you know who I am?
Unknown
Everybody know who your are you hothead
and look up idiot
I glared at him as he looked up. “I knew that I just wanted to make sure you knew it was me,” he explained. “Huh?” Kirishma said. “Nothing, dumbass.”
Y/N
Wow ur a very nice friend
Bakugo :(
I know I am.
Y/n
Ummmmm
Who’s going to tell him
????????
Not me
“Hey Bakubro, why are you smiling at your phone,” Kirishima asked. “SHUT UP, IDIOT,” Bakugo yelled at him as he got up and left. “What was that about… Do you think he was texting a girl,” Sero said smiling. Then Denki realized what he said and smiled, “You know what, imma ask him. He’s just outside standing there.”
Bakugo :(
Did you see what you caused?
Y/n
I have caused nothin’
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, DUMBASS!” I heard Bakugo yelling at Denki the minute he walked out. “I’M GOING TO GET SOMETHING FROM MY CAR!” he yelled back. “YELL AT ME ONE MORE TIME.” “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.” “YOU WANNA SEE.” “NO I’M SORRY.” “THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.”
Y/n
Asshole
I then saw Bakugo storming inside. He sat next to me and asked, “Why?” If you just glance at him once he seemed calm, but if you really looked at him, he was pissed. “Why what?” Mina question. “It is none of your business,” he told her nastily. Then he looked back at me. “I’m going home,” I said while I got up and left. Then I saw Bakugo following me. He started to run to my car. I just stand there looking all dumb. “I guess I’m taking him home,” I thought.
MINAISTHEBEST (she named herself that)
Wut’s that about
???
Y/n
Idk
He got into my car
MINAISTHEBEST
BAHAHAHA
I guess ur taking him home then
good luck baes 😘
Y/n
(╯ ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╯┻━┻
When I got inside my car, he suddenly asked “What took you so long.” “Um, you got into my car, without my permission, and then have the audacity to ask me what took me so long.” "Yes, now drive," he demanded. "Why should I?" "Because you were being rude to me," "Poor baby," I said while ruffling his hair."Don't touch me." I then slapped his face not hard but enough to feel twice. "WHAT DID I JUST SAY," he burst my eardrums while almost biting my hand off. "Does the baby need his bottle," I told him in a way an old lady talks to a baby. He was getting ready to tear my face off, but he knew I was his only way out of here unless he wanted to go with Kaminari. I started to laugh at his stupidly, mad face. He just gave me a deathly stare which just made me laugh harder. "Ok ok, where do you want me to take you." " To [College Name]." " Why there" "Because" "Because why?" " Tsk, I my car is there" "You could've just said that" I barely see that he rolled his eyes at me.
Five minutes later, we arrived at [College Name]. He got off and slammed the door. "BYE!" I yelled at him while blowing a kiss and drove off. I saw him flipping me off in the rear mirror. Then my phone started to blow up.
Ten minutes later, I was getting my keys to open the doors to my apartment. I then placed my backpack on the couch. I walked in the kitchen to make a simple meal. Before I checked the missed messages that Bakugo sent me, I changed his name to Little Baby because I can and will.
Bakugo :(
YOU DUCKEN BITCH
FUCKEN**
PEOPLE ARE NOW STARING AT ME
WHEN I FIND YOU
YOU ARE GOING TO WISH YOU'D WERE NEVER BORN
STOP IGNORING ME
FUCKEN BITCH
I started to laugh so hard that I ended up choking on the food that I was eating.
Y/n
Hahahaha 🤣
Bakugo :(
Are you laughing at me, you bitch.
Y/n
And?
What are you going to do about it
Bakugo :(
When I find you.
Y/n
Eww 🤢
Don't find me
Bakugo :(
I know where you live.
Y/n
Wait
You know what
You can come over anytime you want 😚
Bakugo :(
Tf
Aren’t you going to respond?
RESPOND TO BE YOU DUCKEN BITCH
FUCK
Y/n
Calm down
Bakugo :(
Don’t tell me what to do?
Y/n
ok
bye
Ur boring
Bakugo :(
Bitch
Y/n
Thanks
Isn’t past ur bedtime
Bakugo :(
I don’t have a bedtime.
I’m in fucken collage.
Y/n
That is not what Mina says
Bakugo :(
What the fuck does she know about me.
Nothing
Y/n
Ok bye
I washed my plate and utensils. Entered my room and grabbed some comfortable clothes to sleep in and then to take a nice warm shower. When I got out I sat down at my desk in my room, looking at my textbooks. -You know what, fuck it. I’ll study tomorrow. I got into bed and scrolled on my phone.
idk 🧍‍♀️
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sweetiesicheng · 2 years
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“fallin’ flower” - 02
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avenue b has been known as an area with bars and restaurants lining up the entire street, so it was always easy for people to always be able to grab a bite to eat while having fun. however, despite the bright atmosphere surrounding the avenue, you couldn't shake the feeling of darkness that lurked around.
and here i am, looking very out of place.
i stand in front of a bar known as "ruby." from the outside, the bar looks very busy. a band plays music in one corner as i go inside after having my id checked, trying to avoid bumping into anyone and trying to not look like a dumbass while using the crutches.
"you're in the wrong crowd, sweetheart," i hear someone speak and see a guy eyeing me from the bar top.
"why's that?" i ask him.
"you're making yourself look like a target," he replies.
i go over to him and sit down next to him. he drinks from a whiskey glass. "well, ya see any other targets around? i'm looking for one in a gip," i ask.
he freezes in place, holding the glass almost to his lips.
"you the one from the thrift store the other night?" he asks.
"you the one who shot me?" i reply back to him, "imma beat your punk ass up if it was."
he puts the glass down, "not me, i wasn't even there. it was one of the other kids."
"where's the guy? he told me to come here," i ask, changing the topic from me to the man i had met days ago.
"he's busy," the guy answers, slicking his hair back. "he wants to see you?" he questions while raising an eyebrow at me.
"told me to come here when i can walk again," i recall what the guy had said to me at the hospital. "i'm up and moving, so where is he?"
"jeonghan, you heard her," the bartender speaks up, and i raise an eyebrow. i look around and see a familiar face stand up from a nearby booth. he walks over and looks down at me.
i sit back, "what? no witty greeting?" i ask him.
"mingyu, bring her inside," he instructs before walking away. i look at the guy sitting next to me, and he finishes the rest of his drink.
"let's go," he says and stands up.
i get up and follow the guy. we go through a door, presumably to the back of the bar, but once the door closes behind us, the guy knocks me to the ground.
"hey, what the hell?" i speak and the guy brings me into a room and sits me down on a chair. he handcuffs me to the chair, and i see three guys in the room while the whiskey guy leaves the room.
"this is her?" one guy asks, staring right at me. he picks up a tablet, "kim nari, twenty-four. dropped out of high school as a freshman. record for multiple counts of theft.”
i keep my composure despite my record being read out loud.
"so where's my money?" the guy standing the middle asks, "you know, the money you stole?"
"your money?" i laugh, "yea, good luck getting a hold of it," i add with a smile, staring at the guy who just spoke to me.
the third guy turns to the guy in the middle. he brings his hand up and whispers to the middle guy.
"jeonghan tracked you down?" the middle guy asks once the third guy stops whispering.
"dude with the injury? yea, and one of your boys put a bullet in me. was the only way i got caught by the other guy," i reply.
"you're lucky you're not dead yet," the shortest guy says, placing the tablet on the table.
"what can i say? have a lot of luck," i say and slouch a bit in the chair.
"if you're so lucky, how about working for us?" the middle guy asks.
i smirk, "i steal your precious cash and now you want me to work for you?" i question and start laughing, "this is getting interesting," i comment.
"if you join us, you wouldn't need to steal money anymore. you'd earn a lot more than what you stole," the third guy says, putting his hands in his pockets, "could use someone like you, once you heal that is."
"and if i decline?"
all three men reach to their sides or to their backs. they each take out a gun, all of them being different, and point their weapons at me.
"i think you know your choice."
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rayonfirethe2nd · 2 years
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You ain’t the only one wheezing 💀. Also, NP BraH take all the time you need DUMBASS (jkjk). But fr don’t stress about it put yourself first and make sure you’re well. Thank you again my guy
-juice out 🧃
A/n: Hello! I hope I do this justice cuz this boutta get chaotic real quick!! I absolutely love these types of requests cuz I can finally unleash the inner chaos in me! Alright so imma do all characters lmao! Have fun reading, 🧃nonnie!!! Also, the format may look weird since I write on a computer, so some things may not look right on mobile, and I’m sorry for that- 💀💀💀
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So, like…..besties?
Uhhhh…yeaaaaa…he kinda fell in love with you being shy and stuff cuz he was being simpy about Jennifer Lawrence (canon) and so you also complimented her quietly and so he had heart eyes
Makes sense, yea?
So like he finally confessed after his dramatic take out, and reappearance again- mofo lowkey cosplayed Houdini- 
 So like, he was feeling himself one day when you randomly told him that you wanted to drop kick the guy in front of you for walking so slow
And he just- kinda looks at you like you just spoke a different language-
He was all like, “huh?” thinking he heard you wrong
But baby you ain't no hallucination, so you repeated it, now looking at him
And he just kinda nodded his head, feeling like he is in a fever dream, cuz
That aint his baby!!! His lover is sweet and soft spoken and so shy, so like- where the hell did you come from????
Eventually as you started to act more and more like yourself around him, the more this poor dude was like “wow”.
There was one time that he had to stop you from going at it with a vendor that was talking shit about you in another language you understood, and so Itadori had to pull you away like this:
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No more needed to be said, tanjiro depicts how Itadori would actually feel and look like while keeping you from annihilating the guy
However, Itadori would not change you for the world, and therefore it should be mentioned that he fell in love with you even more
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Bro is the guy holding you on a leash bruv 💀💀💀
THIS:
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When you first met, he thought of you being quiet and all that, and he liked it cuz he was always surrounded by chaotic idiots (*cough* satoru *cough* itadori *cough*)
He liked being around you cuz you always exuded a nice aura although he still felt off about you for some reason- 👀👀
WELP- After confessing each others feelings over lunch, cuz mofo dont go around the bush and was blunt asf-
You guys would get teased left and right by your friends and classmates
One day you got fed up with Satoru’s idiocy and blurted out that you wanted to hang him upside down and tape his mouth to look like a pinata.
Manz was SHOCKED, BAFFLED, FLABBERGASTED, but all he could do in the moment was say “same” like the dude did not expect it at ALL
Following that incident he saw you with Nobara blowing your tops off yelling about something to the guy that was looking for a model and glossed over nobara
You were all, “how dare you, you blind nin com poop!!! SHE CLEARLY DESERVES TO BE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF VOGUE! HOW DARE YOU NOT RECRUIT HER AND GO AFTER A BASIC BLOND!!!” (I think it was a blond he asked, but if he didnt, I apologize- 💀💀💀)
So like the dude took you by the arm and literally swung you over his shoulder and BOLTED away before he heard nobara’s nagging-
However, he has learned to accept that he will always be surrounded by chaos and that the off feeling he got from you was prolly cuz of this-💀💀
Now he lives with you as the natural to your chaos and will kiss away your fight off of you so that he can continue getting groceries or at least he will promise kisses once you get back home if you behave 👀👀
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IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WAIT FOR SO LONG!!!!! 😭😭😭 THIS IS ONLY PART 1! SO YOU CAN REST ASSURED I WILL WRITE FOR THE THREE OTHERS! I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY WITH MY NEW JOB, SO I COULDNT WRITE THIS! I APOLOGIZE AGAIN!
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theunrealinsomniac · 2 years
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Going back to the canon that we care about (or were forced to sit through, at any rate), I have NS quiestioinis. What does it take for Sakura to stop feeling like a third wheel (given the context of that snow scene we don't necessarily love and then how she got KO'd at the end...)? And what does it take for her to convince Naruto that she's for real? That we can have nice things :')
Lol oh if we must.
To answer your first question? Do you want the meta answer or the in-story answer? Cos they're both different and the same but Imma be snarkier in one of them lol.
What would it take for Sakura to stop feeling like a third wheel?
Better fucking writing. Better utilisation of the main female character and less Kishi choking on Sasuke and the Uchiha's collective dick.
It's a recurring problem in the series from my perspective, too much focus on one character to the extreme detriment of the entire cast. Even Naruto's story suffers for it.
If less time had been spent on the truly convoluted story of the Uchiha we could have spent more time with the rest of the characters and given them more time to shine.
Sakura, in text, is the successor to Tsunade, she is certifiably a badass. She IS the equal to the boys and I will fight you right now if you don't think she could beat Sasuke 'I've never won a fight without caveats' Uchiha in a fight if she went all out.
The fact she is relegated to somehow not being their equal is bad writing at best and blatant sexism at worst. And yes, I will always be angry about it.
Now in the context of actual story?
Show her fighting alongside Naruto more and keeping pace. She could, we know she could. I would have put more scenes in where Naruto and Sakura fought as a team, trained as a team, worked as a team. Have them talk about things more like actual friends do.
Really cement that bond you know?
While I would still have the final fight between Naruto and Sasuke, because goddamn it if it isn't thematically necessary, I would have shown Sakura fighting like hell to catch up with them.
This would not be a Sakura who would stand back and let them have their pissing contest without trying to intervene. We saw that would be her approach in their Genin days after all.
And for your second and more lovely answer having question?
What does it take for her to convince Naruto she's for real?
Well in my works typically? A screamed confession, a hell of a kiss and then just hours of sex lol.
But I think the first one is the key part there. Sakura coming up to him all shy and bashful was very out of character, this is not a woman who is known for being demure, and we love her for it lol.
There should be screaming, tears, pleas for his stupid arse to fucking listen and 'oh my god why aren't you kissing me yet?!'s lol.
Girl is dramatic and it would be that which would make the dumbass that is Naruto Uzumaki to take her seriously lol.
Cos it'd be in character of her tsundere arse lol.
Thanks for asking!
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quotidian-oblivion · 1 year
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Weirdest thing you’ve ever done that failed miserably???????
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MA DUDE.
DID YOU JUST-
YOU DID NOT JUST-
OH GOD.
YOU DID.
YOU DID JUST ASK ME THAT.
I can create a novel for that. It all has happened so many tiiiiiimes! So imma just describe a couple. Thank so much for the ask!!
Nearly all my weird things consist of me trying to impress someone because I am a child who requires an incredible amount of validation.
I wanted to fit in with my newly found friend group so I joined in on them prank calling fast food places. I put on a goofy accent, a Karen voice, but made a big mistake: I was not a theater kid nor a public speaker at the time. Which meant that I was not good at improvisation. I'm both now so it doesn't matter much now, but I was an incredible foolish child back then.
So I called, it was going well, my friends were laughing, my validation bar was off the charts, it was a good experience. I was complaining about my butter chicken not being like my mom's. Or was that someone else? Hold on, was I ranting about how my chicken nugget was missing? Or wait- no- i think I was ordering pizza. Yeah, I think that was it.
Anyway, my friends were laughing at my accent and voice and I yelled "SHUT UP CHILDREN, MOTHER IS TALKING HERE."
Normally that wouldn't be a problem.
But this was little, inexperienced me, and I had just broken character. Without even realizing. And i didn't know how to fix it.
But I was also a very brave dumbass so I pushed. I pushed and kept up the mother charade like a fool until the other person... the guy on the other end of the phone... his voice went quiet. His voice went quiet. Meaning that he was holding in laughter. Meaning that I lost all my resolve.
You know what I did after that?
I said- I said-
"I'm sorry, bye."
Then hung up.
Another instance was when I was the same age of fucking thirteen and I was sheltered and uncultured and generally embarrassing and I saw a meme that had a skeleton in a lab coat holding it open saying "Look at my bone titties" or something and I thought it was funny despite not knowing what it meant and I had a really cool science teacher back then who always loved letting his students show him memes and i wanted in and i showed it to him and he just laughed and said "thats a good one" then went away and when my friend asked what i had showed it to him and i showed it to her and she told me "you're fucking stupid aren't you? do you know what that means?" and i said "no" and she told me and i nearly stabbed myself in the neck with a pencil.
*takes deep breath*
Anywayyyyyyyyy. I'm a much wiser and older person now. And very well versed in the culture of dirty jokes and bad words so i never repeat the mistake again. And I also learnt how to improvise better, so much so that I can confidently crack proper jokes when spontaneously called to the stage during an assembly so. Experiences teach you sumth ig. That's your lesson.
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