#sentences are hard

[intermundia]

this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

#the next line does call it 'the girder-shape of ecstacy' which is also bad but in a more abstract way than the pure horror of beef #wild that this is abt a 9yo's drug trip #children of dune #dune #speaking of how hard it is to write smut #cannot believe these sentences get published lol

[s0ngsandstars]

I opened this and then forgot who I was or what I was going to type but whatever it was probably wasn't that important

#Clove Posts #I think #I'll figure things out later #Probably #My brain feels like it's made of cheese rn #And it's looping words #sentences are hard #complaining #mild complaining #idk the severity of the complaining but I'm doing it

[mossytrashcan]

is it considered “new” art if I just repost the gideon update that no one liked the first time

#does that sentence even make sense #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #gtn #tlt #tlt fanart #sage’s doodle tag #griddlehark #I understand the people’s lackluster response honestly that harrow thing fucked so hard that this is embarrassing in comparison

[anonymouscheeses]

Bonus under cut vvv

Later that same day:

And... I made an Emily redesign too...... *sniff sob /j* it's not final (like all my redesigns) I'm just trying get better at this design stuff and where better to do it except my current fixation ehhh?????

Long Emily design explanation/rant thing ignore it probably but pls dotn im desperate: I wanted to make her more round and soft cuzzz I love those typa designs I'm just a sucker for circle characters. Made her actually black and not fuckin gray cuz its a transformation to look more human and gentle(for me they go between two forms, their true ones that we see the first time we see them snd their human/softer ones if they ever interact with actual humans which... they usually dont.) Not a demon form tfff. In this version I wanted to put Emily in animal inspired features like... the sheep nose, ears, and hooves. Because she and Sera know that humans and about all beings love animals. Birds have sharp features mostly so they don't look as welcoming as they want to seem. I wanted Emily to look sheep likes and pretty much all the seraphim look more sheep like to make Lucifer stand out as the only one who was symbolized as a snake/goat(still don't know if I'll make him goat or make Lillith goat. I'll decide when I get there lmao). Justtt overalll wanted Emily to look more round, welcoming, and cute. I kept the freckles lighter than her skin color(even tho that's SUPER not accurate to what actually black people look like with freckles but whatevr) because it reminded me of fawns and.... sure Emily is a sheep but I still wanted to incorporate other cute animal traits with her cyz y not.

#suggestive #ig??? #tw suggestive #art #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel emily #chaggie #chaggily #two and a half halos #unholy trinity #the chaggilu shipnames arent ass but unholy trinity isnt solely them snd taahh is too long #so ive come up with somrthing new and has nothing rlly in the tag alrady #why that name? because 1. Charlie is pure but is the princess of hell. 2. Vaggie “betrayed” heaven for giving mercy to a child. #3. Emily is still an angel who went against heaven to speak up for the people of hell being exterminated #they are all just soo pure snd deserve the worlldd i swearr.... but to other peoples eyes(atleast soem) they arent good ppl and omgg 😭 #plsss dont sleep on this ship name i came up with it in 5 seconds so i worked soooooooooooooOoo hard on it /sarc #but srsly plssssss use iyttt #rainbowmoth #varlie #royalhalo #charlie x emily #charlie x vaggie #emily x vaggie #THATS THE NAME THATS SUPPSED TO BE BETWEEN THE OTHER SENTENCES BUT IM NOY GONNA REWRITE THEM CUZ IM LAZY #unholy virtue

[hascapart]

my contribution for Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day

#undertale #letpapyrussayfuck #papyrus #sans #toriel #frisk #phart (phone art) #hascapetch #papyrus just says fuck every other sentence all day #im still figuring out how to draw papyrus #every time i try to draw him i think of that one comic where gaster goes 'oh no son youre just really fucking hard to draw' #1k #<- yayy im getting a good grade in tumblr

[erraticprocrastinator]

I don't know who needs to hear this (yes I do, it's me), but I promise that nobody will notice that you used that word twice in the same paragraph.

#only you worry that you used the word “began” two sentences ago #it's okay I promise #writeblr #writer probz #writing problems #writing community #writers #fanfic writers #writers of tumblr #writing #writing mood #writer stuff #writer problems #writing struggles #writing is hard

[linterteatime]

It's 7000+ people that want them dead actually

#invader zim #dib membrane #fanart #my art #iz #I made this because there was lowkey a meme going around on twitter for like a day #where they changed the words of that sentence to make stupid shit #so I made my own #it's also a reference I guess #but don't think too hard about it I just made it for the funny lmao

[ahalliance]

interesting lore moment with the francophone yesterday (as in, it personally gave me brainworms) ft. qétoiles’ horrible, no good, stupid (lack of) self-preservation . subs in English, transcript below the cut

All spoken in French — translated into English subtitles

[Video transcript:

Etoiles: And, actually, I have a theory. Basically what happened is that I’ve just returned from a mission from Cucurucho.

Antoine: And what was the mission?

Etoiles: To do a dungeon, and to recover something from the dungeon.

Antoine: And what was this “something”?

Etoiles: And the “something” was a book that sorta says that I’m a test subject.

Antoine: A test subject?!

Baghera: What’s up with your arm? You’ve got a coded arm.

Etoiles: Uh, it’s from holding the shield, basically.

Baghera: Ahhh

(Pause)

Antoine: Watch out that it doesn’t contaminate you, or else you’ll turn into a code, man.

Etoiles: That’s impossible, man, I can’t be a code.

Antoine: That’s what the old codes said before becoming codes, you know.

Etoiles: No— well, we’ve never spoken.

Baghera: Maybe you shouldn’t be using the shield as much then, no?

Etoiles: Well, as it stands, I’ve been using it for a really long time, and my mind is still healthy, honestly. And the proof is—

Baghera: Well, half of his face took the brunt of it instead.

Etoiles: Yeah, but it’s not all there is, you know.

(Pause)

Baghera: Let me worry, Etoiles, right now.

Etoiles: You’re right. You’re right! But everything’s going well, I’m doing very, very well—

Antoine: It’s true that you look a bit sick.

Etoiles: Uh, yeah, for the past seven years, it’s a chronic illness, it happened—

Antoine: No, but not this one, the other— you seem even sicker, still.

Etoiles: Yeah, okay. Yeah but no, I’m fine. No, no, it’s fine, honestly.

End Video Transcript.]

#qsmp #etoiles #baghera jones #antoine daniel #étoiles #here’s a game see if u can spot the colour coded subtitle i fucked up #sorry if the editing is bad im trying my Best . #jay rambles #jay clips #ccetoiles going ‘hey it could be fun if i played a code’ looms ominously in the background #also shoutout to people who often do translations like these fr fr #this one wasn’t too hard 4 me (fluent in both langs) but it can be difficult to translate #the implicit meanings in certain sayings between languages #i took the liberty of translating the little affirmative ‘quoi’s at the end of sentences #as ‘honestly’s and ‘you know’s since there’s no real equivalent #21/09/2023

[transmechanicus]

The audacity of well established bands to only sell merch for their most recent album. You bastards, you fiends, your peak popularity was in 2007, sell me a tshirt with old album art for the love of god.

#my stuff #every band i like is fucking ALLERGIC to letting me represent their greatest hits #like im sorry starset but Transmissions was a royal flush #im sorry 3DG but OneX was a royal flush and Human's cover art FUCKED #my lords powerwolf please please please let me pay you 1 million dollar for Best of the Blessed tshirt just because it goes hard #breaking benjamin and trivium sell me literally ANY decent merch i SWEAR!!!!!!!!! #HOW is trivium not selling a shirt from the Sin and the Sentence #MISSED opportunity #emo #three days grace #<- tagging the boys specifically bc im fighting for my life to rep anything besides the Explosions album (sucked imo)

[soldatrose]

you know those horribly drawn-out scenes in war movies where a soldier is dragging a fellow comrade's body to safety not realizing he's already dead? that's what cicero's doing with the republic

#'drawing out its survival will involve a great deal of hard work and luck too' jesus man #i'm being dramatic for no reason but also this sentence touched a bad chord #my posts #cicero #e pistulae

[yokyoaaa]

Here’s some old-school metadede for the metadede enjoyers

#dedede’s mouth was constantly opened which made him hard to be expressive #but it made him looks like he was constantly pogging so- #metadede #kirby #king dedede #meta knight #kirby fanart #ignore the random wax seal stamp i just dont wanna leave that space empty #edit: fixed meta’s sentence #my art

[sualne]

small oneshot turning into something longer than planned

#my art #my comic #undescribed #op vamp au #its an idea thats been in my head for a long while. actually writing it is so hard tho ○|￣|_ #dialogue changed going from comic to fic form. actually dialogue are so hard in fic form im used to small short sentences (irl too lol) #but it doesnt feel as natural in fic. mines at least. why..... #i love horror im always worried i cant do it. but that first comic turned out nice so i'll have to believe i can do it in words too smh

[wikiangela]

Seven Sentence Sunday

tagged by @theotherbuckley @diazsdimples @tizniz 💖

today a different wip again that I don't think I shared yet lol - writing a smutty sequel to my bucktommy post-first date fic and it's barely started but there's progress! 😅

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“Say that again.” Buck says quietly, even to his own ears sounding almost frantic. His hands twist in the fabric of Tommy’s t-shirt, and pull him as close as possible with their seatbelts on. He needs to get to his place as soon as possible and get enveloped in Tommy, no room for air between them, he just needs him closer, closer, closer.

“Say what?” Tommy teases, lips brushing the shell of Buck’s ear, knowing damn well what Buck wants to hear. 

“You know what.” Buck pulls away slightly, just to meet Tommy’s eyes, and can’t stop a pout that quickly turns into an awed smile. It’s a late evening, the sky is dark, just like the inside of the car, only illuminated by the lights of the city as they’re driving, and Tommy looks so gorgeous. There’s an amused smile playing on his kiss-swollen lips, but even in the dark Buck can see his own desire mirrored in Tommy’s eyes.

“What?” he smirks, leans closer to press a kiss to his lips again. “Baby?” he whispers, and Buck shivers, a sharp gasp escaping him. Oh, he likes this. He likes when Tommy calls him just about anything, in that wonderful voice of his, but this, being called a pet name like this by a man, it’s new and thrilling, and that man being Tommy is just so exhilarating, it makes his racing heart skip a beat, and it only adds to the heat pooling in his stomach. Shit, he needs to get Tommy alone right the fuck now.

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no pressure tags: @elvensorceress @thebravebitch @shortsighted-owl @eddiebabygirldiaz @watchyourbuck @eowon @loserdiaz @evanbegins @ladydorian05 @wildlife4life @diazpatcher @lover-of-mine @monsterrae1 @thewolvesof1998 @weewootruck @loveyouanyway @spagheddiediaz @rainbow-nerdss @epicbuddieficrecs @pirrusstuff @spotsandsocks @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @nmcggg @rogerzsteven @hippolotamus @giddyupbuck @sunshinediaz @honestlydarkprincess @underwaterninja13 @exhuastedpigeon @911-on-abc @jesuisici33 @steadfastsaturnsrings @buddieswhvre @fortheloveofbuddie @your-catfish-friend @daffi-990 @dangerpronebuddie @hoodie-buck @aroeddiediaz @bidisasterevankinard

#seven sentence sunday #fic snippet #wikiangela writes #my writing #my wips #911 fic #911 abc #bucktommy #tommy kinard #evan buckley #bucktommy post-date fic #buck x tommy #bucktommy fic #bucktommy smut #this is definitely more than 7 sentences but idgaf haha #they're making out in the backseat of an uber btw lol and buck is *impatient* #lowkey having trouble deciding if it should be multiple dates with them going further and further each time #(bc it'd make sense based on part 1 of this lol) #but also buck is just insatiable rn so who knows haha #i love Tommy’s voice and im gonna project that onto buck *so* hard lol

[13eyond13]

I feel like some of the "Light is NOT socially adept" discourse rn is based on the fact that people just personally don't like him because of what he does secretly in canon, or don't find him as charming as he's supposed to appear to others in canon. I fall more into the category of people defending him as the opposite though, and that's mostly because I think the point of the story is to show how a guy who has everything going for him and doesn't actually have a tragic backstory or a lot of deep dark antisocial tendencies or problems could actually also wind up being one of the worst people you've ever met if he ended up with something like a Death Note in his hands at age 17. Right? Not necessarily because I think everything Light does is excessively polite or incredibly suave, but because I think he'd easily trick me with his regular politeness and good looks and achievements / the usual facade he puts up around others. One of the strongest things about this series to me is the lack of troubling backstory for Light. I think the story wouldn't really make a lot of sense or be as good if he was mr. socially oblivious and delusionally vain who can't actually make friends or impress anybody or fit in.

#he IS vain but because he actually does get admired and put on a pedestal a lot #not just for no reason #whether or not you think his charmingness is successfully depicted is another matter maybe #idk though light is always hard to discuss he just is one of the more complicated characters #hard to pin down in a few sentences without feeling like youre leaving something crucial out #light yagami #death note #p

[cowboahs]

quotes that broke me starters

feel free to adjust pronouns / names as needed !

quotes taken from random sources or tiktok. i claim no ownership whatsoever.

❛   i’m supposed to be the one who protects you from monsters. i’m not supposed to be one.  ❜  

❛   if i could make a deal with god, and i’d get him to swap our places.  ❜  

❛  no one heard our screams for a long time.  ❜  

❛   i know so many last words. but i’ll never know hers.  ❜  

❛   there is a home for every departed thing.  ❜  

❛   it reminded me that i will never truly know you.  ❜  

❛   i also buried a part of myself alongside them.  ❜  

❛   after you died i could no longer hold a funeral. so my life became the funeral.  ❜  

❛   you don’t have to be awake to cry.  ❜  

❛   forgive me, for all the things i did. but mostly the things i didn’t do.  ❜  

❛   the human eye is the loneliest creation of all.  ❜  

❛   fairness is for happy people.  ❜  

❛   the things we lost will always be heavier than the things that stayed.  ❜  

❛   perhaps it is the greater grief, to remain on the earth when another is gone.  ❜  

❛   you stain the pages with yourself.  ❜  

❛   tears will not wash away the sorrow.  ❜  

❛   beautiful things grow a certain height and then they fall and fade off.  ❜  

❛    who in all these centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?  ❜  

❛   i have scars on my hands from touching certain people  ❜  

❛   despite everything, i believe that people are really good at heart.  ❜  

❛   you tried to change, didn't you?  ❜

❛   you can’t make homes out of people. someone should have taught you that.  ❜  

❛   i hid my deepest feelings so well, i forgot where i placed them.  ❜  

❛   we have no scar to show for happiness. we learn so little from peace.  ❜  

❛   i didn't leave because i stopped loving you. i left because the longer i stayed, the less i loved myself.  ❜  

❛   at every moment in our life, we have one foot in a fairytale & the other in the abyss.  ❜  

❛   there are too many sad eyes on happy faces.  ❜  

❛   it's strange, i felt less lonely when i didn't know you.  ❜  

❛   things change, friends leave. life doesn't stop for anybody.  ❜  

❛   it takes a lifetime to die, and no time at all.  ❜  

❛   i am deathly afraid of almosts. of coming close to what i want and then falling just a little short.  ❜  

❛   i felt your absence.  ❜  

❛   what do we do now, now that we are happy?  ❜  

❛    you honestly thought anybody would love you? purely and truly love you?  ❜  

❛   don't stop looking. he deserves to know someone saw his end, that someone noticed him.  ❜  

❛    i can bear my pain so long as it has meaning.  ❜  

❛   i dont have a single friend - not one.  ❜  

❛   i've had more than enough pain in my life, what's a little more going to do?  ❜  

❛    it would have been you if i met you first.  ❜  

❛    i really thought he was going to be my forever.  ❜  

❛    maybe in the next life it would work.  ❜  

❛   in spite of everything, you're still you.  ❜  

❛   the dead have it easy.  ❜  

❛   there's an ocean of silence between us, and I'm drowning.    ❜  

❛   there have been countless times in my life when i thought i’d be better off dead.  ❜  

❛   what on earth... have i become?  ❜  

❛   don’t look at me! i don’t ... i don’t want you seeing me like this.  ❜  

❛   i wish i could’ve been like you.  ❜  

❛   your fate was sweeping you away, like a flood.  ❜  

❛   the future should know the mistakes we made.  ❜  

❛   of course you have. you feel guilt. you want redemption.  ❜  

❛   i'm here because you can't accept what you've done. it broke you.  ❜  

❛   even now, after all you've done, you can still go home.  lucky you . ❜  

❛   you're all that's left, and we can't live this lie forever.  ❜  

❛    prometheus gave us light, and warmth, and eternal damnation.  ❜  

❛   take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.  ❜  

❛    i know i ruined your life. i suffer for it every day.  ❜  

❛   don't let yourself get killed for... for pride. i’ve seen it kill too many folk.  ❜  

❛    you and me, we ain't decent... but those folk... they were.  ❜  

❛   we're more ghosts than people.  ❜  

❛   despite my best efforts to the contrary... it turns out i've won.  ❜  

❛   i gave you all i had ... i did.  ❜  

❛   this whole time, I've blamed myself for that decision.  ❜  

❛   do you think even the worst person can change...? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try? ❜  

❛   i don't want to break their hearts all over again. it's better if they never see me.  ❜  

❛   please leave me alone. i can't come back. i just ... can't, okay?  ❜  

❛   no matter the struggles or hardships you faced... you strived to do the right thing, you refused to hurt anyone. ❜  

❛    people like you don't ever want to be happy.  ❜  

❛   i don’t want to let go. i’m not ready to say goodbye yet.  ❜  

#rp meme #sentence starters #rp sentence starters #angst meme #angst rp meme #angst starters #angst sentence starters #honestly the undertale ones still hit hard even after only one play of the game when it came out #MISS ME with the resetting everything and taking peoples happy ending away from them

[katballesteros]

Sachi

Commissioned by @inusmasha for @mustardyellowsunshine

Enjoy, Robin! :)

#inuvember2023 #day 30 #quillwing717’s sachi #hello robin pls enjoy as I enjoyed making this #I’m not sure if this fic has any fanart #well if there wasn’t any now there is #not a specific scene ok thanks #inukag #inuyasha au #inuyasha and kagome #kagome #mustardyellowsunshine #kat draws #funny story so I needed some ahem feet reference because feet are hard ok and so I went looking for them on Pinterest AND THERE WEREN’T NONE #if you look up feet or foot or female feet or male feet on Pinterest it won’t give it to you like dang ok #I had to write whole sentences to get the right refs #but then I thought I should follow Pinterest’s advice #hence socks #anyways it was a good laugh thanks