Tony: Hey, Peter! Get over here! I need your help!
Peter: Yeah, what is it?
Tony: I need a second eye on this equation
Peter: why
Tony: just help me
Peter: why
Tony: Kid! Please just help me with this damn equation!
Peter: Y! You need to substitute for Y!
Tony: Oh thanks
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*gets down on one knee*
Voxy my beloved will you be my world and my handsome husband?
— vox bows down. he tilts your chin up with his index finger.
"i like the way you lavish me, dear. i'm afraid i'm gonna need you to speak up for me. what was that sweetheart?"
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smoking the runescape weed, the canifis cannabis, the morytania marijuana, this shit will take u to darkmeyer and put u to slepe. is this anything?
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“I don’t want hell, I don’t want heaven. I just want you.” IS WHAT CROWLEY SHOULD HAVE SAID. IS WHAT HE AHOULD HAVE SAID I AM NOT HAVIGN A GOOD TIME GUYS
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The more time I see Boston spend time with Nick the less I want him to go back to being friends with the gang, like sorry but I just don't think Boston needs any of these people, hope he actually finds people that appreciate him in New York
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"You so desperately latching on that Beyonce concert and ignoring all the times it was evident Z and Tim actually friends"
nobody is denying timothee and zendaya are friends, it's the "best friends forever" angle that people laugh at and clown lol they obviously are friends. but the timdaya stans always take it so far calling them family etc when it's clear that's not the case so it's funny to make fun of
i feel like we all just have different definitions of friends because i very much deny they're genuine friends outside work hours lol
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I apologize deeply but I have another sona.
Evolution of said sona:
Started out as irl me in my sona’s jester costume,
then variations without it,
and then I put myself in the SCP universe but that should be a separate post.
Then I had an existential crisis.
WHICH RESULTED IN THIS SOMEHOW??
And then I got sad and wanted comfort but I also didn’t want to bother anybody, so I went to you?
Yeah, weird witchy (but not) esque aristocrat genshin looking sona.
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icant even answer these there's sofucking many now irsso funny helpppppp help meeeee
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Hmn yes lunar days where i think about Him and his quirks lol
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Character A: B, are you wearing-
Character B: The Chanel boots? Yeah I am. *poses for the camera*
A: ...I was going to ask, are you wearing your most traumatic experience on a t-shirt?
B (who is, in fact, wearing their most traumatic experience on a t-shirt): ...Yeah, I am. *poses for the camera again*
A: Who brought a camera in here!?
Inspired by two memes and this post:
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